Marshall County Republican, Volume 18, Number 34, Plymouth, Marshall County, 2 July 1874 — Page 3
Interrupted Essay on the Mother-in-Law. Mr. Popkins, who for seven years has been the owl er of a preposterously positive and preternatnrally perplexing mother-in-law, has written a lecture. He was ont in the back yard last night rehearsing it Our contributor was out in his back yard and heard the opening
chapter. It was something like this No husband who has ever properly I studied his mother-in-law can fail to be aware that woman's perception of heartless villainly and evidences of intoxication in man is often of that curiously fine order of vision which rather exceeds the best efforts of ordinarv mieroseooes. and snhipcta tri average human mind i to considerable astonishment. The ! perfect erse with which she can detect j murderous proclivities, Mormon insti- j tutes and addiction to maddening liquors in a daughter's husband, who, to the most searching inspection of everybody else, appears the most watery, henpecked and generally intimidated young man of his age, is one of those common illustrations of the infallible acuteness of feminine judgment, which are doing more and more every day to establish the positive necessity of woman s superior insight and natural dispassionate firmness of mind for the I future wisest exercise of the elective franchise and most just admintstrtion of the highest judicial office. M It may be said that the mother-in-law is tue highest development of the supernatural perceptive and positive woman, since she usually has superior opportunities la? the study of man in all stages from marriage to madness, but with her whole sex inherits an alertness of observation, as to the incredible viciou8ness of the masculine character, which nothing less than prompt and liberal application of flatterv. or a harpv equivocal reflection upon some rival sister, can either divert or mislead for a moment." Mr. Popkins' mother-in-law had also been an unseen listener up to this point, when Mr. Popkins became conscious of an audience consisting of a very red head, gleaming eyes, and a full set of vibratory teeth mo' ing toward him ; a nair of arms bared .'rom the fists to elbow, with hands rt ting upon her lips 1 adding to the spirit of the picture. ! Mr. Popkins immeiiiatflv retired through ! . m m m T m ä a 1 1 I the hick irate, seemin sr to leel as though he had staved lon2 enough. It is more than probable Press. he had. Detroit Free A Dumb Dialogue. It wrenches one badly to step on the wrong stair, but few can help laughing at the awful strides he makes. It is . equally funny to see a man meet the j wrong M customer," and go to talking j and gesticulating at him as if he were somebody else. Joueswent to the deaf and dumbasylum the other day to inspect the institution. Upon entering he en- I countered a man, evidently an inmate, , and he at once endeavored to explain to the man by making signs upon his fingen that he wantel to look tin ,.gh j the place. The man also made fI(H8 i which Jones cculd not comprehend, Then Jones made other and more elaborate motions, which set the man at work with greater violence, and for the next ten minutes they stood in the hall gesticulating and twisting; their ÜDgers mithout either being able to comprehond what the other meant. Finally Jones became angry, and in an outburst of wrath exclaimed : ' O ! get out, you i Jiot ! I'm tired of bothering with you !" Thereupon the man said, "That's just what I was going to say about you." "Oh ! you can speak, can you? Then why didn't you do so, and not keep me standing motioning to yon ? I thought you were deaf and dumb." "And I thought you were," said the man. I came here to inspect the asvlum," ; aaid Jones, and I took you for a pa- , tient." " That's what I came here for, aud I thought you were an attendant," said the man Here Jones and the man shook hands ! and A 1 . . . attn.lant and went away happy. After this, Jones i o . ... . ! - 1 will aiwavs use . . . A ! his tongue, no matter where he is. Pres?nce of Mind. Says the Portland (Me.) Press: On Tuesday, a woman who resides at Ferry village, and who comes over to the city frequently to assist families in their house-cleaning, started to return to ine Care in the evening, but was too late ha la.t fprrv-Vioat Althrnicrh a vcung woman of considerable personal attraction, she is not devoid of pluck, I and she determined to walk home by wav of Portland bridge. The hour was late between 10 aud 11, but the woman : a lftrur- bundle i which had been given her by the family ' with whom she had been working. As j she passed the little clump of woods on the cross-road that connects the Cape Elizabeth road with Ferry village, a man suddenly stepped forth with the remark : " Good evening, Miss, allow me to escort you home. Thank you sir, s.id the woman bold as a lion, where most women would have been scared to death" but unless you have had the small-pox, I would advise you not to approach me. I am only allowed to go out in the evening, and am now taking some soiled linen from a patient, to be washed." It may be unnecessary to remark that the individual in question gasped out an " Oh, Lord !" and the last seen of him was a pair of coat-tds making good time toward Portland bridge.- . Sewtno Siljl The smallest sewing silk manufactured measures 2,220 yards, or over one aud one-fourth mile to the this variety sometimes from 200 to 400 miipp fi.TfTi in me cousirucuou ui fibers of the material, as originaliy spun by the silkworm, are required. Ihe little vermiform artists which produce this beautiful material do not spin threads of a uniform size. The smallest fiber of silk, as wrought by the worm into the exquisite structure of its cocoon, is so infinitely minute that every ounce of the manufactured thread is supposed to contain nearly 4,000 miles of this floss-like strand, and the puny aaimal sometimes elaborates a fiber of such marvelous tenuity that less than four pounds of the thread, avoirdupois, would reacn round the world.
The Best Position for Sleep. E. D. Babbitt, D. M., in hi new book, the "Health Guide," thus gives his views on the best position for the
body during the hours of sleep : Baron Beichenbach, by a large number of experiments with sensitive arid j feeble persons, found that they would be thrown into a verv uncomfortable or : spasmodic condition when they lay with ; their heads to the south, and still worse
wnen their heads were to uie wesc ; out mem so stuooiu. uuo gm iaugui mc that when he turned them with their ; that old corsets make the best stoveheads to the north and their feet to the j cloths. Just one-half at a time is a south, they were quiet and comfortable. ; convenient size. They are ready made This harmonizes with the idea of a j and much better, when unfolded, to magnetic earth current going from , take hold of anything with than a made
north to south, or at least in the direc tion of the needle, thus throwing the warm principle toward the feet when the head points uorcnwaru, uue me distress occasioned by lying with the head to the West may be accounted for on he supposition of an electric current moving irom west to east, at right angles with the magnetic current, thus throwing the cool element to the feet, just where it should not be. This iast direction must be particularly injurious to delicate ladies, in whom the pleetrieftl element alreadv predominates too much. esDeciallv at the extremities : j and these were the class of persons with ! whom Beichenbach experimented I would recommend the northeast as a still better direction for the head than the north, as it throws both the cool current toward the head and the warm current toward the feet. The observ ance save of these rules of position would ; a vast amount of headache, neu-1 ralgia and distress of the brain and nervous system generally. I lay down these rules, not as a mere theory, but a fact established by my own experience as well as thai of others, and it is high time our physicians begun to look into : these important health laws, which, if habituallv violated, will imperceptibly ; undermine manv a delicate constitution. The Widow's Protest. One of the saddest things that ever came under my notice (said the banker's clerk was there in Corning during the war. Dan Murphy enlisted as a orivate and fought very bravely. The Dovs all liked him : and when a wouud, by and by, weakened him down till carrying a musket was too heavy work . 1 1 for nm t hev cnitoeu together, mil fixed him up as sutler. He made money then, and sent it always to his wife to bank for him. She was a washer and ironer, and knew enough by hard experience to keep money when she got it She didn't waste a penny. On the contrary, she began to get miserly as I her bank account grew, hhe grieved to part with a cent, poor creature, lor twice in her hard-working life she hud known what it was to be hungry, cold, friendless, sick, and without a dollar in the world, and she had a haunting dread of suffering so again. Well, at last Dan died ; and the boys, in testimony, of their esteem and respect for him, telegraphed to Mrs. Murphy to know if she would like to have him embalmed and sent home : when you know the usual custom was to dump a poor devil like him into a shallow hole, and tm n inform his friends what had become of him. Mrs. Murphy jumped to the conclusion that it would only cost two or three dollars to embalm her dead husband, so she telegraphed "Yes." It was at the "wake" that the bill for embalming arrived and was presented to the widow. She uttered a wild sad wail that pierced every heart, and said : "Sivintyioive dollars for stoffin' Dan; blister I their sowls ! Did thini divus suppose I was goin' to start a Museim, that I'd be dalin' in such expinsiveeuriassities!" The banker's clerk said there was not a dry eye in the house. Mark Twain. Road Steamer. An ingenious Scotch engineer has iatroduced a road steamer upon the street. of Glasgow, the successful operation of which, and its absolute freedom from objection of any kind, are believed to have solved the problem of steam locomotion on common roads, which has given rise to so mucn investigation auu experiment ol late vears. rv mis new 4Ua . . a . .1 i.1 1 ta thn arrangement, uie . T . ,rl Anvviaira Iß L: t Ul Tl TUM If ( ' i MINI F ! i ( i - road carriage is so simple in construct tion, and so completely under control, that it is possible to stop the carriage, when traveling at the rate of six miles an hour, within a distance of fifteen feet. n annulus. provided for the emission of steam in a continuous glow, prevents
the noise of puffing and snorting ot the produced by it could be reckoned at $1, engine, atd obviates all difficulty aud i jg now advertised on the list of a Oerdanger of horses shying or becoming man chemical factory at about $2 a
frightened. It is statea mat me inveutor of this road steamer has applied the principle here involved in the Lianulacture oi a private iraveuug cuinagtr, and proposes to build steam omnibuses lor cuy convenience auu uuiui. j-uc small private carnage, alter many experiments in the most crowded streets of Glasgow, was found to be perfectly manageable, while the steam omnibus, accordiDg to the plan proposed, will, it is believed, prove equally favorable in its operation, besides being from forty to fiftv per cent, less expensive in work ing than an ordinary horse omnibus of the same capacity. Migration of the liaffalo. There is a feature in the migratory character of the buffalo not generally known, except to hunters, and that is, that the vast body of the herd is never found in the same district of country two seasons in succession. The bull'alo of North America forms an immense army, marching in one continuous ciri cuit, but perhaps three-iourtns oi ine ; entire number of which are found J within a range of from two to three hundred miles. Thus, where buffaloes i are abundant one year, they are f jwer ! the next, until the great body, .ving j completed its circuit, again makes its appearance, lms circuit is completed in about four years. Its western limit is the eastern base of the Rocky Mountains, and its eastern is bounded by a marginal outline of civilization, extending from tie British settlement on the north to Northern Texas on the south. The range of latitude traversed has for many years been about twentythree degrees, extending from the Cross Timbers or Texas to the tributaries of Lake Winnepeg on the north. The band travels southward on the eastern line, and northword on the western, never crossing the Rocky -dountains.
Useful Hints. A lady writing to the Country Gentleman thus recapitulates some of the valuable suggestions she has had the good sense to learn Irom her servant
girls. She says : " The other day Mary was ironing and asked for a piece of sand paper to rub her irous on. I was astonished that I had never thought of it before ; it is so nice, removes every bit of starch or anything else, and makes nouier, ana mucn easier 10 wasn. o usi throw them in with the brown towels, as many as you happen to get soiled, during the week, and they come out clean and ready to use again. Another girl pours hot water on the blades only steel knives, and they wipe and do not need drying. Another one told me the best way to keep dry hams and dried beef was to pack in dry salt. We have tried it several years with perfect success. An old salt barrel is convenient. Set it in some cool, dry place ; put quite a thick layer of salt in the bottom ; then pack iu the hams, using the pieces of dried beef, if you have any for chinknig ; cover it with salt ; then hams auu salt again till the barrel is full. There is not the least danger from insects, i: the hams are smoked andtke beef dried and put away early before the fiies come around ; and they are much nicer to handle than when put in ashes or oats, or anything of that kind." A Reasoning, Revengeful Dog. Deacon Henderson, of Berkshire county, Mass., started on a journey with a horse and carriage to visit his friends. He soon discovered that his small dog accompanied him. After staying at a hotel one night he resumed his journey, but missed his dog. One week later he returned over the same route and stopped at the hotel. Dr. Prime thus continues the story : He made inquiry for the dog, and The landlord told him that the first day after the deacon left the dog was running around the place, making overy expression of loneliness, and was several times attacked and severely bitten by other dogs, and then disappeared. Within a dav or two thereafter the little dog made his second appearance, accompanied by a much larger dog, and they finally made a curious attack upon every resident dog in the neighborhood, and gave them a thorough ihnrilfng. When that work was dene, both dogs disappeared The eood deacon was delighted with the landlord's recital of the affair, and explained the matter by guessing that the little dog went back home some thirty miles, procured the assistance of a large dog which was his associate, aJid returned to the tavern to punish his enemies ; and when the worthy deacon reached home, he found his conjectures were fully justified by the fact that the dogs had been absent and on returning home showed signs of hard usage. " A Knowing Mttfc A Now York correspondent says : " There are many families which you would think, when you saw their display, to be full of money, who are pinched severely, and their show of wealth is but a sham. Mulv, also, who really have property are always living beyond their means. Stewart does a very extensive credit busihe-s among such a class, and this depart ment is under charge of one of the most experienced floor-walkers of the retail palace. He knows almost every fashionable woman in this city, and he also knows how much it is safe to trust each one. There are some who run a bill, say from $3,000 to ö,000, and there are others who are allowed to go as deep as $10,000, and then there are a few whose account mav reach $20,000 before a bill is presented. When these ladies trade heaw bills the clerk sends the amount on a slip of paper to the censor, whose pencil at once marks approbation or refusal. Hence it is of great importance with this class to keep on good terms with this autocrat. If a fashion i a nvrv i t t able woman wants a i,uuu suawi, now 1 1 I. A I - 1 1 . . w. . i .-w- w.l I delightful is the approving pencil mark P If the latter be adverse, what a cruel disappointment ! " Reduction of Value in Chemicals. The hydrate of chloral, which in 1869 cost AS0 a wound, so that each sleep pound. Such an enormous reduction ju the price of a gort a time has chemical product in so rarelv occurred. Per- , Uttp8 the onlv parallel case is meiamc j sodium, which, a few years ago, could i not te ßau IOr tu a pounu, oui can now be made for 75 cent. According to Dr. Richardson, the secret use of J chloral in England has become so great that the victims must be put in the j same class as the opium-eaters. In proof of the enormous consumption, he -tates that during the last year and a j half four dealers have sold forty tons, j sufficient to give narcotic doaes to 36,j 000,000 people in other words, every person in England could have had one ! good sound sleep out of the amount i soed. What it Takes to Amuse the Baby. One boy dod, one girl doll, large ; one toy ball, one girl doll small, one silver toy-ball, ore silver napkin-ring, two napkins, one sugar-bowl cover (glass), one newspaper, one orange, one large china caster, one feather duster, one small china caster, one bunch of keys, one small bird-cage, one wooden martingale ring, one round of a chair, one wooden box-lid, one silver cake-basket, one old slipper, one silver goblet, one sugar-bowl cover (silver), one old hat, one crumb-tray. And what is still more remarkable, any attempt to take one of these articles results in an immediate " disturbance of the peace." The cost of the construction of the Illinois Central railroad was 34,001,196. 55. They have received from the sale of lands donated to the road the sum of 24.K25,333.33. The value of their bonds remaining uns dd is $5,160, 520. There has been a stock dividend declared ol $5, 773,301 making in all received $1,701,957.77 more than the entire cost of the road, and yet they are not happy.
Obituary of an Editor. Ye editor sat in his rickety chair, as worried as worried could be, for ye Devil was gi inning before him there, and " copv" ye Devil said he. Oh, ye Editor grabbed his big qillpen, and it spluttered ye ink so free, that his manuscript looked like a warmap when " Take this," to ye Devil spake he. He scribbled and scratched through ye live-long day, no rest nor refreshment had he ; for ye Devil kept constantly coming that way, and howling for more " cop-ee !" , Day after day he scissored and wrote, a-slaying the whole ountree ; while ye Devil kept piping his single note, A little more outside cop-ee !" And when ye boys in ye newsroom heard ye noise of ye fray, ye sound of a blow and a blasphemous word. He's raising ye Devil 1" says they. And oft when a man with a grievance came in, ye Editor man to see, he'd turn his back with a word of sin " Go talk to ye Devil," saved he. And ever and oft, when a proof of his work ye proprietor wanted to see, " Ye proof shall be shown by my personal clerk ; you must go to ye Devil," sayed he. And thus he was destined, through all his life, by this spirit tormented to be ; in hunger and poverty, sorrow and strife, always close to ye Devil was he. Ye editor died . .. Hut ye Devil lived on And ye force of life's habits we see ; for ye Editor's breath no sooner was gone, then straight to ye Devil went he. Strength of Stones. Experiment in order to test the strength of stones to resist compression has been made by placing a cubic inch of each between two steel plates, and charging it with increasing weight until it is crushed. For convenience sake, this weight is adapted by means of a lever, so as to obviate the necessity of actually handling the hundreds and thousands pounds required one or more sliding weights on a strong beam being sufficient. The results of this experiment, asgivenbyan exchange, are copied in the following table. Tue number of pounds noted is that which the substance will bear without crushing : luferior pale brirk m. 2,KX Common gold brick 4,000 Hrd brick 4..VHJ Pitted Philadelphia brick ft.ooo Xew Euglaud granite 11,300 Italian marble 1.2,000 Population of Great Britain. The population f Great Britain andlrelaud
is .-tated in the Kegister-Gem ral returns to be 32,112,000. or 600,000 more than double the population enumerated at the first census in 1801. The population o: Ireland iu 1874 is only 84,000 more than in 1801. The population of Scotlan t in 1871 is 212,000 mote than double the population of 1801. Th population of England ami Wolefl in 1874 is above 5,500,000 more than double the population in 1801. THIRTY YB.ARS' UPBRURI DP A." OL.Ü M iiSK. MP.S. WIN SLOWS S00TEING SV?."P Ifl Tir. PRESCH'TION OF tM of the best Fema'.e I hysiciaiit aud Nure in the United States, and has been used for thirty years with never faili:.;safety and success by millions of mothers and children, from the feeble infant of one wed old tQ the. adult. It corrects acidity of the stomach, roliarea wind colic, regulates the boweli, aud g-.vci rt, health auJ comfort to mother and chi"';. We believe it to bo the Best aud Surest Remedy n th World In all cast i of DYSENTERY Msj DIARRHEl iy CHILDREN, whether it arises from Teething o from I ny other cause. Fulld:re,-tions for using will accompany each bottle. ..one Genuine unless tho fac-svmile of CURTIS 4 PKRKIXhiS on the outside wrapper. SOLD BY ALL MEDICINE DEALERS. t UlLUKK.n OhTKS LOOK. PALK ASÜ SICK, from no other cause than having worms Id the stomach. BROWN'S VERMIFUGE COMFITS will destroy Worms without injury to the child, being psrfectly WHITE, and free from all coloring or tther Injurious ingredients usually used in worm preparations. CURTIS Jt BROWN, Proprietors. lalll Fultoa Street, New York. Sold by DruggistM and Chemist., and dealers in Uedtcinet, at Twbittt-pivb cktj a Box. The Markets. NEW YORK. Bestes 9 & IS II oos Dregoed 7, 7 Cotton 17 (ö Flocr Superfine Western 4 90 5 60 Wheat No. 2 Chicago 1 42 S 1 43 Winter Red Weöteru. 1 43 & 1 47 Rye 1 07 (&' 1 12 Cobs 81 S 89 Oats Western 61 67 Pork New Mens 18 00 18 12$ Lajh Steam CHICAGO. Beeves Choice Graded Steera. fi 25 6 60 Choice Natives 6 DO 6 20 Good to Prime Steers. 5 50 5 85 Cows and Heifers 3 25 & 5 00 Medium to Fair 4 75 5 5 10 Inferior to Common.. 2 50 5 3 JO Hoos Live 4 75 5 5 90 Flour Choice White Winter.. 8 25 & 9 12$ Red Winter 5 50 a 6 50 Wheat No. 1 Spring 1 "24 1 1 26 No. 2 Soring 1 21 (a 1 22 No. 3 Spring 1 15J 1 17 Cobs No. 2 61 (w 62 Oath No. 2 46 ( 47 lj ! 2 86 Baklet No. 2 1 II & 1 Bctter Good to Choice 17 g 21 Egos Freeh 12 12$ PouK-Mesa 17 30 17 40 Lard 11 HT. LOUIS. Wheat No. 2 Chicago 1 09 f 1 '0 Cons NV. 2 61 & 6U Oats No. 2 47 49 Rye-No. 2 89 90 PoKK-Mess 18 12i(S)18 25 Lakd 10i 11 Hogs 4 50 4 75 Cattle 3 50 s 6 25 CINCINNATI. Wheat 1 24i 1 25$ COHN 63 65 Oats 56 Rt 89 to 91 Pouk Mess 17 &7K&18 00 Lard 10J U MILWAUKEE. Wheat No. 1 1 271 1 28 No. 2 1 24$ 1 25$ Corn No. 2 1 62 Oat No. 2 45 46 Kte No. 1 8 S 85 Barlet-No. 2 1 28 1 30 Poke 17 20 17 30 Labo 11 9 TOLEDO. Wheat Amber Michigan 1 31 1 32 No. 2 Red 1 29$ 1 30$ Corn 63 S 66 Oats 51 56 DETROIT. Wheat Extra 1 52 1 53 Amber 1 31 $ 1 33 Cor 5f$ 60$ Oats 51 e 53 CLEVELAND. Whf-at No. 1 Red 1 321 1 334 No. 2 Red 1 28$ 1 29 Cobk 70 S 72 Oats 53 t 6
The Secret of Capllvatlm.-Features of Grecian mold, a well-turned neck, and beautifully
rounded arms, are no doubt very nice things to have, and ladies who possess these charm have reason to be thankful to Mother Nature: yet, after all, the most captivating of all womanly charms is a pure, fresh at. a brilliant complexion. This superlative fascination any lady may secure by using HaoaM'a Maokolia Balm. Ye Old Mexican Mustang Liniment has produced more cures of rheumatism, neuralgia, sprains, scalds, burns, salt rheum, sore nipples, swelling, lameness, chapped bands, poisonous bites, stings, bruises, Ac, Ac, on men, women and children, and sprains, strains, galls, stiff joints, inflammation, Ac, iu beasts, than all other lint roeuts put together. I', will do what is promised or ye money refunded. The Grand He volution ix Medical Treatment, which was commenced in 18CC, is still m progress. Nothing can stop it, tor it is founded on the principle, now universally acknowledged, that physical vigor is the most formidable antagonist of all human ailments, aud experience has shown that Flaxtatiok Bittsrs is a peerless iuvigorant, as well as the best possible safeguard against epidemic diseases. ReanltuatiiiK the Hair. When the hair ceases to draw from the scalp the aatural lubricant which is Its sustenance, its vitality is, as it were, suspended, and, if not promptly attended to, baldue.-a will be tne certain result. The one sure method of avoidiug such an unpleasant catastrophe 's to use Ltok's Katuaikor, which, when well rubbed into the scalp, will speedily reanimate the hair and prevent it Irom falling out. HOUSEHOLD WhF win you sun. . i PANACEA AND FAMILY To all persons suffering from Rheumatism, Neuralgia, Cramps in the limbs or stomach, Bilious Colic, Pain In the LINIMENT. ;back, bowels or side, we would say The Household PAjtACEA HOUSEHOLD AXD FAMILT lii"t oi an others the remedy you want 'or internal and external use. It has cured the above complaints In thousands of cases. There is no mistake about it Try it. Sold by all Druggists. PANACEA AND FAMILY LINIMENT. LOWEKRE & TUCKER, 25 Railroad Tlace. Newark, N. J., will send one K F. M. Klutiii Jlanine, 6 in., to any address, C. O. D. Ptice a sly i sending the address of ten persons with 10 Hl I j cts. will receive, tree, a beautiful Cbromo nair ! and Instructions now to get rich, postUNt paid. tATot-evCr)..K)e8.6th-st.,Phila..Pa. AGKA'TS WANTED Men or Women. 34 a week r 100 forfeited. The serret free. Write at once to COWEN A CO.. Sth St.. New York. ! ft PER DAY Commission or Sl a week TTlJm) Salary, and exjenses. We offer it aad will pay it. Apply now. ii. Webber fc l'o.,M arum 0 $25 Per Day guaranteed u . ii auawf stidDriria Cstalmmefrea, Well Aug v, .., oia ADVERTISERS! Send ir cents to OEO. i' KoWiV ELL A CO.. 41 Park R-w. 'ew Yerk. Pamphlet of !0O prices. containing lisis f MM newspapers and estimates showing cost of advertising. irrVUV7 t We Will pay 10 to II t cert. .vlVi. Fj I. in Sad aar and give u""! fcurity. State amount ou desire t inv't. Address Security Funds, P.O.Box 3.13C, CtMinaatt. THIS PRINTING mV'xS. Harper's Buildings, New York. For sale by Chicago Newspaper Union. 114 Mourot-st., Im 10-lb aim 25-lb pai-kages. Also a full assortment of Jj Inks. f B VlV Eaelly snie y s llh'i TK AS t JllJrjX IMi'OKTERS' PRICES up Club in Towi-s and OosUsti y f"r the oldest Tea Co. la America Greatest inducements. Se I f- r circular. CANTON TEA v.o., i4 Chambers S" . N Y. on. s.v.u-l,. . Fin n s FAMILY PHYSICIAN Will be sent free by mail to any one sei.iüng their address to 714 Broadway. New York. SUCCESS BEYOND COMPETIT ON. CK statb fair first Piu:nirii3 WiiHix w Moimif. awarded fcedis . .:--. . iE . ' ; IIors.-lIar Kort. A'so,xuatr a.l Sintis AiT. I&icels 4 Irons, tern-B-rd by Kellis' i'rocess to rait all kind rfsolU Facta IDt-riuiuPaTnptVts freo. A. J, M : : ' - A I .. FiiuLurcli. PA, ;v -----: Has great Magsivtiho power, use.! for detei Counterfeit Money, Shoody in Cloth, foi eigii abstauces in the Eye. in Wouuos, et; ., sjsssi I I amne Insects. Flowers and Plants. t detect Haw s in Metals, fineness of wood-grain; to decipher writing otherv- ise illegible, and fr the inspe." loa of grain, mlu.-rals, etc. Useful for everybody. Double Convex Lens, 1 inches in diameter. Mi uuted in leather, and t arried la the vest pocket. Pric e ttO cents, two for $l,free by mail. Aent Wanted. Illustrated Circulars and terms free. Address M L BYRN, P. O. Box 4.C69, New York. Office No. 41 Nassau-st. State where you saw this. SI Ö Ö 3 w fr , X - ( ' m r. r-. - c ? t 5 : r-. an r" 3 r : c r w- a-BrtSB-if -s . - 5 r. x 1 o SJ s . 1 c 3 "THE THRESHER CF THE PERIOD This Is the famous "Vibkawr" Tiireshkr, which has created such a reTolatfea in the trale and become so fully estahlishkp as the "leading Thresher" of this dav and gnention. More than seven thousand purchasers and ninetv thousand grain raisers pronounce tbexe machines enthielt UNEQUALLED for grain saving, time saving, and money rnakinf. Four sizes made, viz: 24-lncb, 28Incli, 32-iuch, and 3i-in lt Cylinder with , 8, 10 and 12-IIoree ".tlounled' Powers. Also Heparaiore alone ? expressly for Steam Puwertsnd 1 m proved rOKTAULE SXEA.TI K.VCilM.s for Steam .Tlachlnea. All perns intending to buy Threshing Machines, or so i .a tutor "alone," or Horse Towers "alone," as well as Grain Uaibers ash Farm kks who want their grain threshed, sared and cleaned to the best advantage, are invited to send fx our new fortv page Illustrateil Paaay4lei and Cin-ulars (ttmtfrtt) giving full pattlrular about theie Imtiroretl Machines and other infor mation valuable to farmers and tltrehei i i Address, NICHOLS, SHEPARD A ca, mtu vritk, m
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