Indiana State Sentinel, Volume 30, Number 48, Indianapolis, Marion County, 3 January 1883 — Page 3
THE INDIANA STATE SENlilSKU WEDNESDAY. JANUARY 3, 1883
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or in leaves. j TUE ÜIBüK Peadordyir.. Oar funeral e. tie wind are signing! iiog or daJ. The rla soddea eartn li our cMlly bad! hen summer days were long Thar warm Mr quivered and UirlUed with sons ; In full Ereeu hie we waved to the wind. Sow withered and red we are left behind. AlldjlDKor dead, Onr fare ell iaaald. And we flatter to earth and rot Into raouM. Or rave th dark lades with fretwork o! til. Our death is but chaig; Through paths new aad strange. The force that U in n work on to tU goal ; Yot In u. as in all things, moveta a soul Which dies uot, but lives. And oeiw-le-sl rives Th Hfe-htvn.iQ of belg to that which wss dead. Till the violet spriag where the leave were abed. th .moer Journal. tYHOIS TO BL1ÄE. BT TJAKKIXT M. MOMIS. Jennla Chandler's coming into the world was not a matUr of rejoicing. Mr. Chan dler, though a hard-working man, had not jet amassed even a small fortune; and there vera alrcadv enoueh Youne mouths to W 9 make the filling of them with bread and butter a subject of constant thought and labor. It is no small affair to jr-ovide a family of six with the necessaries of life tha one item of tobacco for the father alone amounts to a considerable sum, not to men Hon minor matters. As for Mr. Chandler, life had long svo resolved lit elf into one endless wasting and ironic e and bakior: and cleaning day, with maVice and mendinsr and takice care of babies as a sort of -knitting work," to fill up the odd minutes. There seemed no room in the little house f jr another, no time to attend to its wants, no means to supply its wants, no means to supply its needs. NevertheWs, welcome or unwelcome, Out fron the shora of the great Uskuowu, Bliud. and wllliu. and aloue lato the light of day," casta the frail little body, burdened with ax deatules shuman soul. and! with th first, feeble wail of cree tins for tho mysterious Life which bd been forced upon her, Jennie found her way into tha mother a heart to go no more out forever. And, as the months went.n. fathers, brothers and sisters all united in rrocouacinz her the sweetest baby in tha world. II er first tooth, her first step, her first word, were household events', received with due wonder and admiration. Then a little brother took her place as pet and plaything of the household, and Jennie was merely one of the children." She had pretty little rufilsd dresses, and white aprons, and tucked skirU; Mrs Chandler always managed to keep her children as stylishly dressed as any of their clavmstes. Because Mr. Chandler was a clerk on . . . . I fifty dollars a month was no reason why the family should not keep up appearances. Mr. Monroe, over the way, was a well-to-do merchant; Jlr. Smith, next door, owned a large amount of real estate; was a banker; their wives all kept cmpe tent help in the household, besides employ ing seamstresses at pleasure. Cut that makes no difference to me. said Mrs. Chandler, with spirit, "my chil dren shall drees as well as their playmates, as far as 1 am able to go. UI course we can't buy as expensive material as some of our neighbors do, and that makes it all the more necessary that I should take a little pains in making up." Ot course with to much work on her hatds, Mrs. Coandler could not spare time to spend in a leisurely way with her chil dren time to read story books, and take walks, and play gases, and listen to their fo lUh plans. J ecme us d to come into the house sometimes with an old bird's nest; or a bunch of meadow flowers, picked with very short tern, and huddled t gether in a queer, childish way; rr a lot of dandelion curls. What are von bringing ttat stuff in here for?" her mother would exclaim sharp ly. 4When I have ju6t put the room in order, you are sure to come in with some trumptry or other. Take it away, quiikl You children worry the life out of met .Pretty looking house you'd make ofit!"' Then the child used to worry her mother with questions: "What do they make ".MrtaVA Vw la Ss4 AMT 9 .Stl tft A 4 VAOS I 9 T E JUaiV MVS?lV V U St V 1VUJ1U w I VCO AUS S What makes the bleed be to red when we cut us?" ''How does the water get up into the sky before it rains?' It her mother had stopped to answer any of these silly questions, there is no telling how long Jennie would have kept on; and there was cake to be made for tea. and Alice's white dress to iron, and Neddie's pants to mend, and some of the canned fruit was 'hurting," and the parlor (curtains needed washing clearly there was enough to do without listening to a chid's cbatur. Do keep still!' she would sry to Jennie, I can't work when you are talking to me. I wish you wouldn't bother so. Run away and fplay." And Jennie obeyed. Kittie Gray and Mamie Black were ever so much nicer to talk to than mamma was. And in the course of a few years Jennie was effectnail cured of running to her mother with every .little thing. In school she proved an apt pupil, and mastered her lesson's with little apparent effort. Mr. and Mrs. Cbandier glanced at her school reports with pride and satisfaction. Jennie was learning ether thing?, too, of which no reports were given, rihe was taking lesrons of life from teachers whose only recominencat on was their readiness to impart such knowledge as tbey had gained; and while she was becoming well versed in orlhrgrapby, and syntax, and the products of the ulea of the sea, she was learning to Icok at all the sweet and holy mysteries of existence from the stand pointjtof the ignorant and vicious. She exchanged love j.otes aud tokens with enamored school boys, and carried next ber heart a lock of brown hair or of black, as her faticy wajei for the time being. 6oe ispent nights i b boscm friends sworn to eternal sccrtcy and fidelity. Sbe was a voracious reader, and among all her reading cothiog suited her to well as where the noble and princely Adolpbus clasped the fragile form of hi adored Gwendolen to his heart and rained dwn burning kisses upon her ruby lips and a .bester brow. Jennie was a pr.tty girl, fair-skinned and sender-waisteo, with lively ways and a ccqustish manner ot speech which was quite b witching. Te se her, at sixteen, tripping along in her French-heeled boots, her hair banged and lrizz-d all over her white brow, and ber ?resa a marvel of sbirring, and k rife-platting, aud p:ping, and looping, stud draping, was a sight full f prophetic meaning for sueh as have eyes tssee. At this age Ue bad co lack of attentive adorers. nd trmn among these had already made act choice. ! da with you wouldn't always be gadding about,' said her mother as sbe comes into the family room, lust as the lamps are liehted, cq itpd for departure. "You seldom spend an evening at home. And running around with that Fred Adarml Trun-dle-W trasb, both of you I" 'Fred is nineteen I" retort Jennie, "and lots of girls are married before tbey are as old as 1 am. TrundU-btsd trash, indeed I" buttcLirg her glovi around her iloader
rm. I think I am eld enough to know
how to take care of mye elf." Where are you gclog to-nighti uTo Jessie Haddocks, and don't worry if ; I stay all night." "O, yes, stay all night, o: coursei iou don't care anything for your own ioiks. You never sit down and spend a quiet even ing with us at home." It's too stupid 1 lou always sew or knit, and father read?, and if I try to have a little fun with Art. father locks as if he'd like to take my head off, and growls about I'm bound to have a little fun whila I'm vcunel'' Maybe you'il find out there s eome'.hing in th world besides lun. Deure you ar 0 many years older. 1 declare, there un . rma of mv children that cares the least in th world for me and after all I've done for theml" Mrs. Chandler burtts into tears as Jennie slams the street doer after he. For she is not so busy sf late. Ite Older eirls aro cone Kate married, Alice dead; Ned and Will are away at school; only Jen nie and fourteen-year-old Artie are at tome . . . . . A. . Mr. Hhandlerhas time to thin time to hunger for her children s love and sympa thv. and shed hot tears over the barrenness of the harvest tide which has come to her. Who and what is Fred Adams?" she In quires of her husband that evening, as they itia their warm, lonesome imiag-rwiB, Mr. Chandler dances up from his paper. Fred Adams?" he repeats absently. "O, I don't know much about him; shiftless feilow. I cuess." and he reads on contentedly. "I am aniious about Jennie,- ventures wie. ' W - . . . . . .I mother, after awhile. 'There's no telling what the chill mieht take it into ner ne&a to do." w Jennie I "What do voa mean?" isked Mr. Chandler, somewhat impatiently, but with a little show of interest. I drn't like her running around with Fred Adams so much." You don't think Jennie cares anythm for the fellow?-' exclaims he, lotting CIS pa per fall and speaking sharply. "1 have my rears. Where is she to-night? With him?" "I don't know," replied the mother, wear ily. 'Probably you are tormenting yoareeu abo' . nothing, remarks mt. cnanaier, picains or his paper. "Women have a faculty - -. . -mm IV . T for t rrowing Iroublo. ny, mere a turm - 1 -. . . . . A . or roar young leiiows ipocmrg nrwvu. u wir! wr.uld täte Fred Adams when she could eet John Shipman or young Barclay But I'll say a word to Jennie about .ne o - . - t matter. It's well to take time by the foreWtr Til iriv the p'rl to understand that Fred Adams can't have ray daughter1 'Be careful how you speak about it, says Mrs. Chandler, with an anxious look cm her thin face. ' You might do more Lara than good." 'Never vou fret! I'm not afraid to tell a B'xl,wa J, . 5 shall cr shall not do! .... . J M I'hanrllep rptlTrr D13 imerTUutCa I reading. His wife's hand lie unbusied in -w , her lap, while her troubled eyes gaze Eteadily into the nre. JNoi lar away jenme is walking with her boy lover, under the starry skies, exchanein?? tows of deathless lovo . j t? and lovaltv. "What is that Fred Adams hanging around here for?" besran Mr. Chandler at the dinner tabl- not many days after. Jennie buttered her bread in silence, but the hot blood, rushing to her cheeks and brow, tells a startling story. 'If vou have taken a notice to the young puppy,' said the father, his voice ri? angrily, "the sooner you put it out of your head tb better. I wont have him coming bere: and if you 'don't tell him I shall, Therj'c no uso of making many words about it. If you've been encouraging him in anv wav. now is the time to eUpl Yu understand? I think I have been plain enough and have said all that is necessary And 1 alwavs mean what I say. as it will be wico fur you to remember!" No word came from Jennie's Ups. How ever it mav be with her mother, with her father she has never dared to take any liber ties of speech. Dinner it finished in silence, and Mr. Chandler departs to his business. Mother and daughter make no mention of tte subject to each other. If Mrs. Cr-and ler's h art aches and y arcs as she glances at ber child's lllen fc some strange fear fetters htr tongue, and Jennie has never learned to tell her troubles here. So the two po their ways in a silence which is never to be broken. 'Where is Jennie?" asked Mr. Chandler, between rapid mcutbfuls, at dinner on the following day. "Seems to me she wasn't here at breakfast, was she?" No She went to Jennie Maddock's last nigtt. I have baen expecting her home for some time. It is unusual for ber to re main away so late in the day, unless it bas been so understood before she went away." Sulk v, probably, comments the father, rising the coffee cup to his lips. "If she shows sip "too much temper" sip I'll maker her stay at home for a month" bit; and go to bed at seven o'clock," drinking the last drop with an air of placid enioyment. "It is time she was put under a littie restraint." replacing his cup and pushing back his chtir, "she is getting alto gether too hieh-and-mighty." You had better send Artie after her," he adds, stand ing, hat in hand, at tre door, "or never mind! Ill atop myself on my way down town. The sooner sbe understands that a new order of things is coming to pass, the better!" And, indeed, a new order of tl ings has already come to pais a new orderof things f. r which Mr. Chandler has mad no calcu lititns. Jennie is not at Mr. Maddcck's. She 13 not to be found with any of her acquaint ances To tell in a few co;nmon; la e words tba heartbreak of a liietime. Jennie has gone away with her lover; and in a distant city tbe words have already been spoken which bind together for weai or wee, a silly, untaught, wayward girl, and a boy whote chief attractions are a black muttache and a juLty manner. Mr. Caandier storms and no not swears: he :s a Church rmmber, in good and regular standing, and prides himself on fulfilling rigidly all the demands of morality and religion. But it is doubtful if any catbs could hold bitterer curies than are embodied in tbe strictly moral words with which he expresses bis rage. Soe was always a selfish, undutiful child," he says. "Now let her suffer. She sball never darken my doors again, if sbe lives a hundred years. She has made her hod; let her lie in it! I will never lift my bai.d to help her. if sbe rots in the streets!" And so on. All good, old. time honored phrases, and not a profane word to bring a bluth to tbe cheek of tbe Recording Angel. Not tbat I don't blame you!" he remarks to his wife, by the way of comfort, Y u should have made her stay at home evenings " Nothing was ever done to make our children like to stay at home." The mother pours out a world of late remorse in the woids, '-You know how the boys always were!" Biys are different. They'll come out ail rieht sfter awhile. And you talk as a woman always does. Like k stay at home, yousay! Ifyouhadhad good tense you would have rnade her stay!" Mrs. Chandler makes no reply. A dim, horrible tense of responsibility weighs her down, a vague comprehension of the truth that no rich harvest can come where no
trood seed Visa been sown. Her tU6baod s
rerjroaches rouse no angry resentment in her benumbed spirit; they can scarcely, she thinks drearily, even add to her pain. Mr. Chandler is a man of great ne cans it firmness, strength of character. "What I say, I stand bv 1" is a favorite remark ot his. Returning at night from bu:ines, some weeks later, he lays an opened letter in his wife's Jap. She takes it in tremendous haste and reads: DgAB Mothkb: I know Fred and I have done wrong, but can't you forgive ubT I am just dving with homeaickn-is. U, mother I can hardly keep rnjfel. from itarting out, on loot and alone for the dear a home, du; i con s snow what father would say. We have rented a room and Fred has been trying to nod work, i think we shall not itav here much loneer; Fred s money is almost cone, and he will be obliged to co where he can earn more. A man here offered him thirty dollars a month to take care cf his horse and carden, but of court e Fred would not do such hard, dirty work as that. And he wants to earn higher wages I wish lather coull give him some empioy ment. Dear mother, won't jou please coax him? I don't know what we shall do it Fred does not find work pretty soon, wish I could see Artie. Your affectionate daughter, J K.N NIK." As Mrs. Chandler lifts hereyes.t husband smiles if that can be called a smile which holds reither mirth nor tendernesi a sim pie contortion of the mouth bringing out ttverv bard and unvielding line which lite has traced upon the countenance ot a man w ww who Drides himeelf on baine "set in bit way. And his wife utters no word of en trentv. It is twentvflve vears now, since she learned the meaning ot that smile. j . . . "I ou need need not write,' he says to her the next day. MI will say all that is neces sarv " "Need not" means that he will be bitterlj acery if the dees so; and Mrs. Chandler, who is no longer the active, energetic Deing of past tears, but a wan-fac woman with füst-whitenin hair, creeping about her household tasks in a tired, spiritless way n r a u obeys. Last year a woman died at a hoepitil in one of our Western cities, tier ytar might have numbered twenty-five, and her worn, old-joung face was not devoid or a certain delicate beauty. A city daily made mention of her death aitir this manner "A Sad Histokt." "Your reporter made lis way yesterday morning to St. Andrew's Hospital, for the purpo-:e ot interwoman, o viewmg the unfortunate jourjg whose story some short mention was madi in esterda 'a Trumpet. She was lying al most at the point cf death, but rstion&i ana - - - i able to answer questions satisfactorily, though she at first snowed some reluctance to ta.k ot her past history. But alter replyl ri y ui k iHw li lirrn mil a luib btcieivu kovc i r . : .u:. , way; the instinctive desire ci tho human heart for sympathy, combined wiin me weakness of approaching death, led her to tlk freelv, thot gh leebly, of her sorrowfu pasL She came to this city about two months ago; is twenty-four ears old. li a d Dears that she made a runaway match at sixteen with a worthless boy, three or tour v earn her ienu r. Mer father, whose name ... . . - she refused to give, as well as her own and tbat of her husband, disowned her in con sf auence of her rash act. Twice she wrote asking forgiveness and begging to oe ai lowed to return home, once a few week after marriage, and again two years laUr, when her husband Jett her lor two weeks alone and penniless just a'ter the birth of a babe, but was, on both occasions, harchly repelled by her inhuman father. A year or two after this her husband left her, go ing, she thinks, to the tar West, with gam bling associates: and since then she bas heard nothing from him. Iler child sick ened in the foul atmosnhcre to which she was driven in her destitution. "lie was all I had," she said, "and I could not let him go. I found a place to work in a chesp eatmg house, and had :o leave my boy all day lie could creep atd I used to tie him to the etove.leg it was in the sammer. After a while he got so weak that I would lay him on the straw and he would stay there all day Every time I went homo I - thought 1 should fled him dead. One of the regular customers cf the restaurant offered just tten to take care ot me and my baby, lie was a married man, but I did not know it then lie took us to another town, where I passed as his wife. Sut my baby dfcd only a week after I went to live with him. and I felt tbat I had given all and gained nothing. I hated him and after a year or two he left me. But there was something good about him. lie hoiked at the carpenter's trade all of the time we lived together, and when he went away, he left fitly dollars in my pocket and a note, saving that he would have stood by me as long as we lived, if i had been gotd to him. Just alter he went away I heard somehow, and I think it was true, that my father was dead and my moth er was searching for me, but it was too late then I would have thrown myself into the liver sooner that to go back sol Well, since then I have sewed some and sUrved more. 1 tried housework because J. coughed so hard when I sewed long, but I wasn't strong enough, and then 1 didn't know how very well besides. The last year I can't tell an thing about I am glad the end has come at last. I wish I had died when I was a little baby.' At the time vour rrporter left her bed .... ... . . side she showed symptoms or the rapid ap proach of the "Jving or I errors." e learn that the unlortunate woman died at 6:20 p. m. Nothing about her gave any clue to her identity, though a small handkerchief tied about her neck Lk own 4 Via atm trfAriiA vt si m A Tor tiia ' bo black-robed oisters ot Alorcy prepare for burial ll tbat - is mortal cf Jei-nie Chandler, while in a distant home an old woman older in heart than in years watches forever for one who shail come nc more. She takes Kate's little girl on her fcoer stroking her hair with trembling, toil mis sbapen hands. Mother, you'll spoil 'that childl" says Kate, bustling about her work in anxious haste. Children are not spoiled in this way,' replies Mrs. Chandler, leaning her thin cheek aeainst the golden head. Never mind the stove, Kate, Jamie is calling you to come and see his kite go up. Don t tell him you haven't time." Mr. F. A. Rollo Russell, an English sanitary engineer, bas come to the conclusion tbat the upper pirts cf buildings are by far the mrst healthy, and that even second stories poshes decided advantages ovr groind floors. Tie finds that the climate urdergces Iw s variation cn hills and on top of lofty buildtng,being cooler in the summer and warmer in the winter than on iht surface of the earth. It has been observed tbat frost strikes the valleys first, and that in cold weather the thermometer on the hill-tops dots not fall as low as in tho valleys. MAhl'' moaned a widow reaved, "what a mistortunef recently beI know what kind of a husband I have lost, but how can I know what kind of a or will bei" husband bia suoces-
In Colorado Springs did dwell Once ou a time a dtsning belle, Whote nme u IIiddiH HunnlwelL. A bloomli g, buxom lss was the. And she m sett as sweet could be Bo 11 the f U'twa did irree. BatHanuah linnnlaell was vin; That fact, alat.! waa ail too plain, Aud caused her family much pain. Yot Hannah laid uncommon stress Upou the Tau It j of dr A wf akutts of her sex, we guese. the had a lovely sealskin sacque That often grxced her comely bsck. And scaled her doom at last, aUckl Yot when the wlotiy win a did Lljw, rToguoktUa.li) let and auow. Unto her trunk did liauuab go, Andttralgbtsbecaulei that sealikla out. And. wiin premonitory flout. She put the noisome moths to rout. 'Now Mow. ye winds," quota Hannah gay, "to loi'K as la my taruue I may Go gallivanting all itiedyt ' A lax, the poor, misguided child! The sun appeared the tempest wild Wat lulled into a zephyr mild. Then Hannah waxed uncommon pale. And waited a great and grievous wail 1 o ee her pet ambition fail. Much to her family 's cisroay, bne siaym at home day after day, A lid, as she stayed, the pined away. And still the weather milder giew. The gentle tomh wind balmy blew. And warmed the people thro' aud thro'. Aud wbiie all otter folks were Riad, Poor Hannah IIunLiwell was tad Or, what was sadder yet. was mad. And ao one aln, oft eveutide. the pre sed ber seaUkiu to her side, Aud, with a holljw sob, she aiedl The chattering goftlps love to tell The fat of that vaiu, foclUh t elle Who loved her teaUaiu sacque too well. Denver Tribune.
TABLK GOSSIP. The sealskin must go. as catsklns now take the the sacque. WaUtcoats as separate garments are a feature in Eoelish women's dresses. The motto cf Wall street is, -Little dogs start tbe hare, but tho big dogs catch it." Knots of bright-colored ribbons are worn on the corsage of simple dresses, instead of flowers. Responsibility makes the man. When small boy Washington became responsible for his axe. A ik pie wed allowed to go to seed may b:come five hundred the next year and ten thousand the year later. When a true t enius appears in the world vou mav krow him by this si0, tbst the dunces are all in confederacy against him. He most lives wbo thinks most, feels the noblest, acta the be&t; and he whose heart bats the quickest, lives the longest. Mar tineau. Thurlow Weed loft Hamilton Fish a link of the great chain which Mr. Fish's father helped stretch acrosa the Hudson Kivcr in tbe Ravo'.uiion. Flower are worn on the left side lust be low the ear and sometimes a necklet of tiny flow rs is added to the laco ruche thAt en circles the throat. Shakspere's "Rosalind" is not very dis similar to the best tpje of the much-mlign ei American tirL fche ia full cf "Irolic parley," self-reliant, tender, womanly, Courage that grows from constitution often forsakes the man when he has occasion for it: courage which aiiaes from a sense cf duty acts in a uniform manner. Addison TawBy, yellow colored Danish gloves. reaching far above the eibows, are worn with elegant evening dresses 01 tne most delicate description especially those of white and cream color. It h difitcult to make the editor, who re ceives tozens 01 original communications every mail, believe that there are three mil lions Of wnue paopie in tne unueu outbt who can not write. Tbe Puritan was a man of severities. He never forgot that Grid struck Axa and bur led Pharaoh in the sea. He went through the world, wearing his creed, like a sword, so.ely for aggrestive purpose?. In sensitive natures, just as the ordinary blessings jt life catt an aggrandized shadow and retult in supreme pleasure, so their de nial becomes a matter of deep pain, equally disproportionate to the cause. It sf ems to me we can never give up longing and wishing while we are thorough lv alive. There are certain things we feeto be beautiful and good, and we must hun ger after them George iilliott. Just for an experiment, Mr. Saunders, in Rock Island, made a pumkin pie, the in side.of which was composed ofsaw-dust and milk. It was placed in a railroad eating house and devoured withoat a complaint being heard. As in nature, as ii art, 10 in grace it is rough treatment that eives souls, as well as stones, their lustre. Ahe more a diamond is cut, the brighter it sparkles; and, in what seems hard dealings, there uod has no end in view but to perfect his people. Dr Guthrie. Mrs. Ralph Waldo Emerson, wishing at onetime to nave toe children christened, Mr. Emerson said he would not object whenever a minister could be found to christen the chil dren who was as good as they were, Subsequently Mr. Channing was weighed in the balance, and not found wanting. It was a wise heathen and yet not so much of a heathen, after all who said, Every man carries two wallets with him, hanging the one before and tbe other behind Igm. Into tbat before he puts the fruit of others; into that behind he puts his own. By tbis means he never sees his own failings, while he has those of others constantly under his eye." A novelty on imported dresses is the use of largo pins of oxidized silver or gilt shaped like large hairpins, for securing the drapery of woolen dresaes, eush as dark blue nun's veiling, cr porcelain blue camel's hair. Smaller pirs shaped like nail beads flattened are then thrust into the scarf drapery cn the wmts cf the sleeves, in the belt, and are also tued to close tho front of dresses hke buttons. Lit: Tor what life, Atbett abrief del en t. A flwer at morniug fresh. At eve dtciy, d. A still, swift river, running Into shade." TIow lbs Wrong Alan Gets Credit. Douglas J err old once raised the question whether any possession really repaid its possessor which entailed anx:ety of mind." Thousands of persons raised this same question long before Jerrod wa born, and thousands have raised it since, but Douglas gets the credit, it appears. Wen's Convictions, We are fond of boasting tbat in no other country in the world do men hold their conrictions with so much energy as in England. True, but one may also put the proposition in another shape and ray: In no other country in the world is so much consense so firmly believed." Edwin Arnold. 't3 " Thoughts. There is always room for a man of force, and he makes room for many. Concentration is the secret of strength in politics, in war, in trade, in short in all xnanaeement of human atiairs. Write it on our heart, that every day is the best. Character teaehee above our wills.' Men imagine tbat they communicate their virtue or their vice only bv overt actions, and do
not see that virtue or vice
a breath every moment. Infancy is the perpetual Messiah, which comes into the arms ot fallen men, and pleads with them to return to Paradise. Ef ery book is a quotation; and every house is a quotation out cf all forests and mines and stone-quarries; and every man is a quotation from all his ancestors. WIT AND PLtAHANTItr. A lean exhibition a confirmed old bach elor. A woman never so envies a man as when she mcuuts a torse. A Georgia man is named l'otiphar, and no woman will marry him. It is sometimes a great comfort to be left left alone with your best girl. "When will there be only twenty-five elters in the alphabet? asked a bachelor teacher. ''When U and I are made one," answered a young lady pupil. Scene, a female seminary; time, examina tion of graduating class. Tacher: "What is ivmpathv? ' Answer, girls in unision: "A leliow-ieeling . in one Lcuom. Whoever doubts that the newspapers baveambsion should enter a car and see how uteful they are to tbe men when a fat woman with a big basact u looking around for a seat. Little Lottie to her friend: "I have many cares, leeieraay a littie pany sister ar rived, and papa is on a journey. It was but a piece of luce that mamma was at home to take care of it." Now the maiden gathers worned, blipper her btt-l beau tbe'll send. Bat the man who gets the slippers Will get worsted lu the end. One great unpleasantness attending man's getting married is hia utter insignifi cance on the occasion. The bride is the ob ject of attention as the star performer of tbe hnw. end he is regarded moreiy as a neceslary property. A Montana woman sued for divorce be cause her husband kissed the servant girl. You want this man punished?'' asked the judge. 4-I do," eaid she. "Ther," said the lude, '! shall not divorce you from mm." New Haven Register. What do you mean by a cat-and-dog-lifeV said a husband to lis wife, Look at Carlo and Kitty asloep on the rug. I wish men lived half as graceful with their wives." 'Stop,' eaid the lady; tie them together and see how they will agree." A poet atks, "Will I ever feel the dowy kiss of the morn as it breaks o'er the hills afar?" We are afraid not unless he gets a girl who will let him sit up late witn her Then he wiil be able to feel the dewy kiss of about half pat one in the m jrning, and tbe breaking over the hills afar he can do for himself. . Hicks and Thackeray, walking together, stopped opposite a doorway, over which was inscribed in gold letters these words: "Mutual Lian Offlca." They both seemed equally puzzled. 'What on earth cat that mean?" asked Hicks. "I dort know," auswered Thackeray, "utkss i; means that two men who have nothing agree to lend it to one another." A woman called at a grocer's the other day and asked for a quart of vinegar. It was meai ured out, and she put it in a gal. Ion jur. She then atked for another quart to be put in tho same vessel. And why not atk for half a gallon and have done with it?" impatiently asked tbe grccer. "Och bless yer little sou1," answered Bndegt knowingly, 'isn't it for two that I want itl" When you see a prominent citizen, a bright and shining light in society, an ener getic man of business, and all that sort of and t:aze about him with a glavy lock in his eyes, ou needn't think of appoplexy and paralysis. H is simply trying toremember an errand his wife told him to do. Lowell Citizen. The old man talks to his shakes: "D's is a nice joke yer's puttin' on me, said an old colored man as be sat in his cabin. "Been livin' in dis country long as I is an at las' ter be treated in dm away. It's a shame ter shake a ole acquaintance." "Who's yer talkin' ter? 'asked his wife turning toward bim. ,4IVe talkin' ter dis chill, dat's what I'se talkin' ter. Come aroun' heah and shake a ole acquaintance like dis. No wonder de Damocrats hab dun swept the country." Arkansaw Traveler. 'Oh," said Daisy to her mamma, "I was in the parlor last night, behind the sofa, when the preacher came in to see sister Kate, and they did set up too close for anything; an' tbA preacher taid, '-K-ttie dear, I luv you,' an Kate said, 'Oo, oo; an then the preacher kissed her right smack in the mouth, an' aaid, 4Dar Kate, how good the Lord is to us pocr sinners;' an' Katio said, Oo, oo; an' then an then " -Well," aid her mamma, ''you wicked child, you wicked child, what did you do?" " W'y, m&mma, I felt so good, 1 blurted right out, It us pray,' an you ought to have seen 'em Jump.' Ex.' Cooking and Courting Dear Ned! No doubt you'll be surprised Wbeu you receive and read tbia leter; I have railed against the m&rrted staie But tbeu. you see, I kew uo better, I've met a lvely girl nut here; Her manner lt well very winning; We re on to be -Well, Ned, my dear I ril tell J ou alt from the beginning. I went to ask her out to rlda lKt Wednesday it w8 perfect weather; Ehe Mid sbe couiuu't p ihly The erv.iuu had gone off t igether; (Uibeiiai'S always rush away. At cut-in's funeral to be looking:) Pies muKt be made, aud khe must stav, Ehe said, to do tbat brauch of cocking. "Oh let me help you." then 1 cried : I'll he a cook -r. too how joilf!' She lanehed. and am-wered with a smile; AH right! buty.-u'll repent your lolly For I shall be a tyrant, Irl And good bard w ork you'll have to grapple; Eo tit down there, and don't von nir, But take that knife aad pre that applet" Khe rolled her sleeves shore b( r arm That lovely arm, o plump said rounded. OuUde, the moruinn sun houe blight 1 ride, tbe dough sbe deftly pounded; Uer l.tde nngfiskpriukltd hour And rolled the nie crn-t up iu masses; I paved amoetdeli htfut bour Mid butver sugar aud molasses, With deep reflection, her sweet eyes Grl on each pot and pan and kettle; Ehe sliced the apple, filial her pies, Tbeu tbe upper crust Of d settle Her rippling waves of golden hair In od great til wer tiabtly twisted; But lrcks would looaen here aud there, Aud curt about where'er they listed. And then her sleeve came down, and I Fastened It up ber bauds wt-re doughy; OM it did take the longest time llor arm. Ned. was ao fair and suowt I She blunbed. and trembhd, a id lo ked shy; Somehow, that made me all the bolder; Tlrr arcti lita lo kct ao red that I Well found her head upoa my shoulder. We're to be married, Ned, next month; Come and at end the wedding reveis; I real;y think tht bachelors An the most miserable devils! You'd bftter go for some girl's bnd. And if you are uncertain whether Yon dare to make a du demand. Why, just try cooking ptea together. A Jewish Bull. Texas Sif tings.) The following goes to show that the Irish do not make all toe bull': MWbat would you Jews have done for religion if no soch person as MoeeV father hxd ever existed?" aiked Sam Bennett, wto
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ocnaamourg. -Jiuhter Bennett, de Chews vasli dot choeen beopbles, and if Moee's foddsr had never been born, don same udder man would have founded de Moeaic reli brofcably Aaron, the brother of Moses." Plantation Philosophy. A man can't afford ter go at a piece cb work with tco much rashness. A dog sometimes runs over do rabbit. Da fame ob a man is only showed by com parison. Di lower yer turn de Ump m de room de brighter de fire eeems to bu'n. A man who can go intr a spring houss an' keep from drinkin' de milk outen de crock jar is as much ob a fo j1 as he is honest. I hears smart men say dat time is diffsrent at different place. 1 believe dat's a fact, fur do time al'era seems longer ter de boy what holds da hess den ter de man what goes inte de whisky shop, Arkansaw Trav eler. Old abo ol the Irishman. There lived in Springfield, in 1SW), and probably lives there still, an lrsh day-laborer named John McCarty, ajj intense Democrat. Some time after the residential election, Mr. Lincoln wm walking a icng me puonc square, and John shovelling cut the gutter. was As the President elect epproached. Mcuarxy reiea on nis shovei, and holding ctt his baud, said, bluntly An' so yer elected l'rsilent, are ye? Fiitb, An' it wasn't by my vote, at all at ail!LITTLE FOLKS. It was a suburban boy wbo ran to his mother with they joyful information, 'We win socn nave slatmg. The pond has get a scab cn it already." Circumstances aVer cases: (Small boy at dinner table). "W hat, all that for grandpa?" Mamma "Ho, ddrling, it's for you." bmall boy "Oh! what a little bit " runch. Harry, while looking on when his new little siKtor cried at being washed, turned away, saying, 'lf ehe streamed liko tba. in fceaven, I don t wonder they tent her cfl down hero." Baby baa just told a fib. "Oil, hew naughty it i to fell a story,' faid tbe dm tb er. -lhe uood .bather abjve will be much troubled." Tfce child, after seme rcllctici, taij, '! wont tell tne Good Father, mam ma. I won t say my prayers to nnht. ' A little city boy, who was visiting in the country, and watching a woman who bna just been churning take the butter irotn the churn, aktd. "What ia that?'' -Why v.'i butter, J immio," "Butlerl" Lo exclaimed, in a surprised xranner; "what dii you put it in the milk for?" 'A child, wbo is threo vcar oM. wa ruked to rame those in her family. rü;e roplicd: "Well there'9 papa and mamma, Aunt Lizzie and Undo Will, Brother Fred and Sitter Lula, Joan, the coachman; A: n, the girl; forty chickens, sis ducks tw.. tats, Bruin, the doggy weggy ; and bj-aud-by we are going to have f eme wptragu and celery.' p A little bov and girl were playing by the road-side. The boy became pinery, and struck his playmato a sharp blow on the check, whereupon she sat down and began to cry. The boy stood looking cn, and presently said, ''I didn't mean to burt you, Kate; I am sorry.' The little girl's face brightened up instantly. The sobs were hushed, and she said, Well, if vou aio s rry, it doeant hurt me." Father. May I Oo to Swim?" A gentleman of our acquaintance telis us the following good etory, which gce to show that tho average boy has what Mrt. Partington would call a "judicious ' mind. Iii, the boy, wanted to go in swimming. But, my eon," replied the anxious pa rent, "it was only this mcraingts&t you were complaining of a pain in jour etoniach." "ltat's ao, l a: tut 1 know bow to swim on my bsck." Riches in Hop Farmlog. At the present price?, ten acres in hops will bring more money than rive hundred acres in any other farming; and, if there i a consumer or dealer who thinks tbe price of Hop Bitters high, remember tnat Lopare $1 25 per lb., and tbe. quantity nrjd quality of bops in IIop Bi'ters and the price rcmsiDS the same as formerly. Don t buy or uf e worthless stuff or imitations because the price is lesa. The talk at Washington is that the Repnb lican Congressmen intend to get even wib the Democrats for bearing them in the late elections by cutting down appropriations i-o low tbat the next Democratic Congress can economize no further. Well, eo much the better. Economy can not be begun too soon. Suppose they carry out the idea of getting ahead of tbe Democrats still further by putting al1 tbe Republican thieves out of office. New York Sun, Ind. H. M. Betts, druggist. La Grange, says: "I consider there is great merit in Brown's Iron Bittera." . Purge out the morbid humors of the bk ol by a doe or two of Ayers Pills, and yu will have clearer heads as well as healthier bodie?. AFTER Bectri: Appliances are sent en 30 Days' Trial. TO MEN ONLY, YOUNQ OR OLD, are nffertnir from Kravous DzBTxrrr. vY Lost Vitauty, Lack o fc ERva Fobcb an Vlooa,WAaTTaaWiurXEasEA,aiHlKll thotw diseanes of a HissoxaI. SATURa mulling from Akvcks and Oma Caübm. 8 pool y relh-f n I complete resto ration of Healvh,Vioo and Vi if hood GciEAvrnrr. Th frrandott dmeorery of lh NinUruh Centrrr aeBdatoaoararfllaatntadPampbletfrae. Adkaits VOLTAIC BEIT CO., MARSHALL, MICH, j DR. STEIKHARI'S ESSENCE UF Lift For Cid and Young, Mate and Female. It is a Pure IToinpt and Effectual Remedy toi Indigestion, Dyspepsia. Intermittent Fever. Wau' of Appetite, Nervous Debility in all its stAjre Weak Memory, Loes of Brain Power, Proatratioi. Weakness and General Loss of Power. It repair nervous waste, rejuvenate the faded intellect strengthens the enfeebled brain and restores sur prising tone ana vigor to the exhausted organs Tbe experience of thousands nroves it to be at Invaluable Remedy. Price $1 a bottle, or six fo $5. For sale by all druggists or sent Becure fror observation on receipt of price, by Dr. 8t hardt, P. O. Box 460 St. Louis, Mo. Dr. Steinharte Supposit' - TBE GREAT POPULAR BEMEDl FOP Sure care for Blind. 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