Indianapolis Leader, Volume 3, Number 6, Indianapolis, Marion County, 17 September 1881 — Page 3

THE TYPO' i BRIDE. Come to my arms, yon lovely "quad," My charming little Nell; My bride, I'll set yon in "bourgeois," Trimmed round with "nonpareil." Tour "form" it beauteous to beb old, And ruddy is yonr "face:" Yonr "color" glows just like to one Returning from the "chase." Obt had I "space" to tell ou all The charms that, when a girl, Tou did posses, trod gave the "proof la "agate" and In "pearl." I could not in a "column" write Of "pica" or "breTler," The "measure' of your matchless worth, Or "justify" you, dear. "Long Primer" it would take to do Your picture and not Hatter; The "copy" lo my heart I'd "presa" For Jack of other "matter." When you arrayed in costly "dress," A "diamond" in your hair. Or stripped just like a "galley-slafe," You'd bid to be as fair. And should a "minion" round yon fawn, I'd pot on him a "brad;" And with m trusty "shooting-stick" I'd nil him full of "lead." Happy through life, in every "case," This "rule" we'd rest upon; I'd be to you true manhood's "type," And you my "paragon."

CASPAR ATUWOLD'S STOUT. I am Caspar Athwold. I was born in the old Athwold mansion, on the banks of the Hudson, whero I live to-day. Shall I tell you how many years ago? I think not. A man may keep that for his own secret, and be youne or old. as IVovidenco eives mm the heart. Some are vouner all their lives, They say He made me beautiful; but, one day, a tipsy nurse dropped me from her arms down the whole length of the steep oak staircase. Shall I say any more? I w . . . 0. . I had rather not; I think there is no neei. Yet I was a happy child: a hurt child al ways is its mother's darling, dearer than fairer children, and I was her only one aiy roomer s. As I grew up, I built such castles in the air as other youths built; oftener when mv dear nnrunt was cmnn from mo tn Viouvt-n e . .., ana toe world was very lonely. Then, in my castle, I began to see Kate Norman's figure. KateNornmn's dark-ey6d,crimson -cheek ei face smiled on me from visionary firesides there, and I heard her voice singing child ren's lullabies in the far-off future; lullabies of my children. V e met often, bhe waa always hind and friendly. I had fancied something more. One day at the time I thought more of her, I went in the heat of the afternoon to a shady spot by the riverside m v own ground though it was so pleasant lor the neighDors' children that 1 never had the heart to fence it in. I lay upon the grass, reading a rare old book, a poet's dream, with love lor its text a book to read in such a place when, behind the glossy leaves of some shrubs. I heard the sparrow-like twitter of ycung . gi girls' voices. chatting with each other. "She'll have him," said one. "She fancy such a bridegroom!'' said the other. "All his money couldn tbuv me! . "He doesn't want you, but Kate Nor man," said the first. As if I envied her! One must be at one's last prayer, to want such an admirer! one could like Casper Athwold." "Ot course not," said the first. "But then he's rich, you know, and Kate is poor fcnougb.' . lou are right; no woman could love him; but money will marrv anybody. It will turn out as I say. Hush!" "What?" cried the other. 'I heard tep?, m sure Co irt ViA fl fat y natu uv -a s wm his coming upon us! Ihesearems grounds, you know. Come come away." There was a rustle, a sound of feet on the grass. The chirping voices died away in the distance, and looked over the bushes I where they had been. I saw a couple of

orange-rind3 and u paper sticky with sugar I merely a cruel sort of joke. Then the memjandy. They were boarding-school girls ry of my will, and of the letter written to

from the establishment on the hi ;1: the confectioner's chief patrons silly, vapid crea '-, tu res enough, but girls still; and in this way girls talked of me! ',' 1 stopped all my other thoughts, to think tnai over, l was not vain or ouna; DUt we are to ourselves what we know ourselves to be that which goes on into eternity, not the clay-mold at which people look from afar off, and to which they bid adieu, as it lies in the coffin and I, to myself, was a M .1 1 man witn more tenderness ana passion, more power and will to love than most men: and I was never to be loved! Just for ten minutes, I hated the world; hated the jolly, broad-shouldered farmer, iramping along, with his clear, shrill whistle; hated the jolly boatman on the river; , hated tne yeuow-naired child in tne bottom :öf the boat, at his feet; hated all who lived and breathed, and walked, tall and straight, under the sky. Then my heart Boftened and. I wept. 1 had loved Kate Norman, and 1 loved her still. The night before, never thinking of myself at all, I har thought of her as some time to be mine. The girl's chatter had 'awakened me to the truth. Just as I lived how, alone in the old homestead among the maples, so I must live unless I bought a wife with my gold a wife s . who could not love me. That ended my brief wooing-time. I went no more to the cottage in tho green lane,, I met Kate no more "by chance," in quiet places. I did no more of those foolish 1 Tf IUASJ AW f r'A O 444 w t Jf-lJ C1UVV IV v 4j were, but I loved on all 4 wrae. I shut myself up in the old house, among my books, and shunned tho sight of fair faces and sou:,d of sweet voices. It was the best thing a man whom no one could love could do. x Sol the months wore away. Sometimes I , had met her, but I always looked another way; and our pleasant greetings had come ' to an end. I had seen a flush of annoyance on her face, and had taken no heed of it. I had ever been discourteous but I loved her just as I had loved her all along. Trido kept me from showing it. But when I was dead, whnl could no longer blush for aeaa, wnn x couia no longer uiubu iur .- shame oi sucn a nopeiess love, inen i euouiu .not care to have the dreams l naa once cherished, hidden any longer, men, wnen te would not laujh at me for all are tender of the dead 1 should like her to know exactly how I had felt toward her. So, one iav I went to the good old lawver who had a hid charge of our estate for forty years, and bade him draw me up a will, in wmcn i left all.the wealth that I possessed to Kate Gorman, with a letter which only her hands were to unseal, only her eye to read, after I ,was gono to my churchyard home. This was the letter: Kate Norman ion never cared lor rae-you could not; once I heard a woman say no woman mil hi : but I love tou better than ray life. Had I cherished one faint ray of hoje, I wonld have trlven to win your heart as man never strove be fore; but 1 learnt. In time, wnat towy mine was; and in pity for myself, 1 held aloof from you. Had l been as otntr men are. tou gnnuiu nave unaren all that I poKsess with ine. As It 1. It gives me some pleasure to think that you will d weil under thiM roof, and thread the?e Karden walks, when I . am pone ; and. surely. If ppiriu ever revisit this " i world, mine will return, at times, to look upon f ou, Kate Norman, m thin house when my sad ri - Adieu.- When you read this, the hand that t -writes thene words will have moldered Into dast and you will pity, not deride, the love of . Caspar Athwold. This note was sealed and directed, "To be " "eiven to Kate Norman after my death ;"and the will was also signeu ana seaiea, ana l j walked home in the t flight. The burden r ;of my life was heavy upon me that night n the heavier, as I caught a glimpse of Kate Norman at the windowof her pretty cottage home, and heard a thrill of the song that " aha was sinking as she rocked her sister's vounzest child upon her knee. - fT At my door the elm shadows lav thick, ' "'aid in them stood a bent, crooked figure, clothed In rags that of a- beggar, who began his dolorous whine as 1 came up. A little help, your honor , lust a little; a few ould clothes, yer honor; these are drop-

ping off me. I'm not a stnrong man, yer honor; I can't work like the same. Yer

honor isn't that ethrong yerself, ye'll be knowing what that is. A wakely ould cra ter that would be thankful for anything a penny of an ould coat, or a sup or a bite, yer honor." I looked at him, feeling no pity, only an ger. I tossed him a com. "Go," I said, "don't loiter here. That wil buy food for you." The man looked at me curiously,1 as though he expected more pity for me. The coin had fallen at his feet, lie stooped and picked it up. Yes. it'll bu a bite." he said. "Good luck to ye. Ii's not always I ate before J slape. Thank God, there's a long slape com in some time." I turned and looked at the becear. He echoed my own thoughts. He was miserable also. Come in," I said, more kindly. "I'll give voj some clothes: you need them sadly." "It s nothing but needing wiln me, yer honor." said the becsrar. "The likes of me can't work." . 4You have had an accident?'' I said. "Long ago,' said the beggar. "My lather threw me out of a window for a joke when be was not sober. I just mind it, and mother screaming. I stood looking at him dreamilv, wonder ing if he were like me. for a while. Then I took from my wardrobe somo garments had worn, and bade him put them on. Afterward I gave him food. 1 called no servant in; no one saw him come and go save myself. He departed. Hessin; me. ai i i l x rri T t a. watched him out of fight. Then I buret out into a laugh a wild, hysteric kind of scream. 'He had better go and offer his hand and heart to Miss Kate Norman," I said. "They would make a well matched couple. Does he look like me in mv clothes, I wonder? Thev fit him well." Then I remembered going out at the door and down toward the water's edge. A boat lay there, with thooars in it. I think I was mad when I stepped into it. If not, I went mad as I rowed up the river. I talked to mvself, I laughed, I sneered. I fancied that mermaids floated about the boat, mocking me. Some had faceä like that of Kate Nor man; tneir sneers were most Diuer. me twilight faded, night came on; a dark. moonless night. I had dropped . the oars and was drifting, lying at the bottom of the boat. 1 knew 1 was in danger, but the knowledge did not affect me. It was not so much that I sought death, as that I had given up all care for life. Suddenly a glare of red light flashed over my face. I heard a heavy, steady noise of machinery, then a shrieking whistle, and a shout of voices, a steamer was hard upon my little boat. After that I knew nothing until I came to mvself in a strange room in a strange ho tel. The captain of the steamer which had run my boat down, fancied that to his account lay the fever and delirium which had come upon me, and had me taken care of. He had landed me at Albany. It was two weeks since the day last in my memory. I read that in the morning paper. There, also, I read this paragraph: lne body lound in the woods at lielvidere has been identified by the garments and some personal peculiarities, as that ot Mr. Caspar Athwold, of Athwold rark, Cold Springs, who has been missing for many days. Iiis funeral takes place this morn ing." I dropped the paper in amazement. My own name the record of my own death I Then I burst into a bitter laugh: I under stood it all. The beggar, in form so like my own. whom I bad ciothed in mv own cura v. ments, had died upon the road, lie it was none other wno was that day to ue buried under my name. At first it seemed Nvate Gorman, Hashed upon me. 1 must reach homo and prove mvself a living man before it was too late. V eak as I was, 1 arose and dressed; and giving my address to the landlord, sped to the railway station; but I reached it only in time to find the train gone. Another hour or so must pass. They were ages to me. bhe should not read that letter while I lived she should not! At last I was fairly off fairly on my way to the Park. In the dark of the evening I arrived at the station and hurried home ward. There I should find my servants, and, probably, the lawyer, who would find it his duty to secure everything for the future heiress. They would not, I hoped, read the will so soon yet it was customary. If this had been dose how should I act? How speak? Could I face those who would know my seen t at all? It seemed not. Only a little space lay between the station and my house. The railroad encroachments had been my mother's greatest troubles in the last years of her life. Now this facfr enabled me, ill as I was, to reach the house without delay. It wa3 dark and I met no one. No servant loitered about the garden. In a mo ment l knew why. They had assembled in tho parlor to hear my will read for through the Venetian shutters long bars of light fell acrosä the porch; and looking in, unseen myself, I saw Kate Norman, with a letter in herbacd, glide through the opposite door. The will had been read. Before I could interpose, she would have read the letter also. I clasped my hand upon my brow! What should I do? Keturnas I had come change my name dwell where no one know me and toiling for my bread, let those who thought me dead still cherish that belief? It seemed that this were better than to return to gaping townsfolks' nine days' won4er. Worst of all, to meet Kate Hormani I turned from the window and hurried away; but I was still very, very weak, and soon my strength gave away. It was just al I had reached the Church-yard, lne road wajJ bafe ftnd ba with no roiti We but within tho tes the goft ?reen eraS8 tempted me and the willow branches tempted nod a welCome I accepted it. pQ0 nearost grave was that which bore upon its stone my name. "Would that I really lay beneath 1 ' I sighed. I cast myEeif down in tne long grass, damp with dew. A night-bird somewhere ...... . gave a wild shriek now ana men uko a josi soul in pain. "What if the graves were upon now, l thought, "and those within stalk forth in their shrouds, should I bo terrified?" . - . .... . I believe not. The aeony of living was too strong upon me for any frozen ChurchYard fears. No I could not meet her. I could never see her again. I must go somewhere where by no chance I could cross ner pathway, never loved her so. Vould she overcome to this that seemed my grave, and, for pity's sake, plant flowers upon it? Would 6he ever say, "Though no woman could ever love him, vet he loved well." m i . , ,. 1 , 1.1 l V mese tnougnts wniriea mrougn my urain. and fancies wilder than they. L felt my blood on fire; I could not stop thinking; could not give tired nature her way, and drop asleep among those grave-yam damps, though 1 was wearv and worn beyond all description. I heard the church clock strike nine. It startlod me to thinK an nour nown when the same clock struck ten. I lifted up my head to listen, and saw a figure gliding up the churchyard path a woman's figure, muffled in a dark shawl. It came, straight on, and cast itself on tho grave by which I sat the grave beneath which the beggar lay whom they had taken for myself ca9t itself upon it, kissing the turf, covering it with little soft, white, woman's palms, and sobbing wildly. The shadows hid mo. I gazed unseen upon the mourner. "Who was it? Some one who had mistaken the spot, no doubt. She lifted up her head, then that mourner and the muffling shawl fell

back. In the moonlight I saw her face. It was Kate Norman. Had pity brought her there so soon? Could pity make a woman weep so? I drew nearer; 1 listened; she spoke; it wa3 rename she uttered: she coupled it with all

fond words that lovers use, and then she lifted her clasped hands to Ileaven, "Oh! Casper, Casper," she cried, "shall I never look into your sweet eyes again? Never hear your dear voice? Can I never tell you how I loved you? You who loved me also, whom I shall love, and no other, until I die! Oh Casper, Casper, Casper!" Silence, with the wild bird's scream silence in which amid the midnight of the gravevard. dawn broke upon my sou1, and a new life filled mv heart. Then I stood be side her, holding" her close and fast. "Do not fear me! Do not tremble so!" I cried. Its a living Casper Athwold who comes to you, and no ghost. Oh, KateKate Norman, you gave tender words to the dead clay you thought mine; will you Diess me with them living? Speak, Kate look at me!" But she hid her face in my bosom, and would not look up would only cling to me with her soft,white hand?, and sob, over and over again, my name nothing elre, just my name. And there we stcod alone together amid the graves,and I content to stand there, ner hand in mine, her cheek upon my bosom, until tho blessed evening time lengthened itself into eternity. But at last she told mo this: that of all men, 1 was to her the best of all men, even the pWsantest to look upon; and when, knowing myself so well, I wonderingly aked her how I might dare dream that this could be, she made only the woman's answer: "Because 1 love you." Could any answer give me more content? So, in the moonlight, on that happy night, we went forth from the old graveyard into the world of life, hand-in-hand, as we have gone together ever since, I and that dearest woman who has been my wife so many happy years. The Man Who Wanted a Clerk. Burlington llawk Kye. A certain gentleman ofthiscitv, who is obliged by the charac ter and extent of his business to employ a private clerk, was in tho habit of deducting from the youth's wage what he considered a fair representa tion of the time the latter missed from the office, notwithstanding that the work was faithfully and correctly performed all the while. The young man submitted for some months in silence, but finally, when the loss ot a-quarter of an hour from his desk wa9 deducted from his salary, and a tardiness of a few minutes assessed at twenty-five cents, he grew tired, and one Saturday, when re quested to sign "a voucher icr a full month's pav, while receiving some $10 less in hand, he suddenly arrived at the determination to resign, and did so on tho tpot. The word got out among the boys who sympathized sincerely with their friend, despised his em ployer, and unanimously agreed that some thing ought to be done. .Monday morning the gentleman opened up his ottice bimeelt and set about devising means for securing another clerk, when a gentleman of color, with a week's unshaven beard upon bis upon bis face and a most un conventionally shabby suit of clothes upon his person, entered and respectfully solicited the owner's attention. He had heard that the boss needed a clerk from some of the boys in the telegraph office and came to ap ply for the job. The proprietor surveyed him thoroughly in a mystified manner and informed the applicant that he carried alto gether too much style for the place, and would never suit. In a few minutes another African entered. He came on the same errand, and like his predecessor was speedily n formed of his mistake and told that the men in the Southwestern, office had lied to him. lhe man was annoyed, but settled down at his desk once more to attend o busines?, when another inigage of ebony entered on the same errand, having earned of the vacancy Irom some one at the baggage office He didn't stay long, but in going out. met an acquaintance on the same trail, having taken his cue from the eipress office. The two darkies went out together in less time than they entered, but their ootsteps had not grown cold before three came in at once, and all alter the same place. They had broken loose from the Chicago, Burlington and Quincy freighthouse and were positive they had been told he gentleman wanted a clerk, notwith standing his denial and successful effort to get mad. The three men fled from the threatening boot in as many directions, convinced that they had made a mistake. The gentleman stopped in the door a moment to look up and down the street. Three colored citizens were coming down Market street toward him, four more were talking on the dapot platform and making motions toward his office, one was coming across the street, and the sidewalk north of the office was black with them. The man hastily dodged in, slammed the door, locked it, and went out the back way, too much excited to know that he had forgotten his coat and was bare headed. He don t speak to several of his former acquaintances now, and has been down town twice since it happened, and carries his boots full of knives for the first man who opens his mouth on the subject. Üpon thy picture gazing, öadly la dreams I stood, And thy beloved portrait I viewed in loving mood. A unille, oh! fnll of iweetnesa Tby dearest lip did rale, And with oft tears of sorrow Tby sweetest eyes were fall. And my tears also were flowing, Were flowing so crystal clear. And oh! I can not believe It That I have lost thee, dear. Preferred the Hospital. Zach Chandler was not only a strongman and an expert boxer, but he had the sand to back his muscle, and it didn't take all day to rile him. Just at the close of the War, and the day before the grand review in Washington, the Senator came out to Bladensburg to visit the Michigan Cavalry. The boys were in high spirits, and many of the Sixth were interested spectators of a boxing match, or, rather, a series of set-to's with the gloves. Zach took his place in the circle unknown to all and attracted no attention until one of the boxers was driven back upon him. .Leaning forward the Senator whispered: "Young man, I saw a dozen good chances for your left in there," "Say old coon, maybe you're on tho box!" called the other as he overheard the remark. Zach peeled off his alpaca coat, put down his bat, and took the gloves from the one who had been worsted. The other man was the best boxer in the regiment, and there was intense excitement as the two squared off. Not a pass was made for a minute, and then the Senator found an opening and sent a left bander so straight and solid that his opponent went down like a log. He got up slowly 'and in a dazed condition, and removing the gloves from his hands, approached the . Senator and asked: . "Say, did you hit me with a brick hospi tal?" No, I struck you with this,' replied Zach, as he held out his lett. The man surveyed it, felt of it, run his hand up and down the Senator's arm, and turned to the boys and observed: Th&t settles me. I prefer the brick hos pital!" A little fellow, eating breakfast, said to his mamma, "Why don't we have some pudding for breakfast?' Mamma: "Oh, people don't have p idding for breakfast." Boy: "Well, we have breakfast all' the time then," '

EFFECTS OF INTOXICANTS.

Some Facta of Interest to 1 hose Who Love Not Wlaely Hut Too Well. A thoughtful looking man was observed recently in Canal street making notes in a memorandum dook. lie naa Deen waicning the curious locomotion of an individual who was propelling himself homeward underdid couraging circumstances, being hopelessly intoxicated. "You are an artist, perhaps?" said the re porter, addressing the man with the note book. No. sir; my obiect is a scientific one; I am collecting facts designed to throw light upon the internal cendmon ot the inebriate by noting his acts when intoxicated. Pa tients get at present too much of the lump treatment. "Then vou are observing this man's walk?" "I am, sir. You kcow, perhaps, that when certain parts of the brain are acted upon peculiar muscular movements may be perceived. By watching these we may learn something of the nature and extent of the alcoholic influence, and give a lair guess a tn the number of Years the drinker has spent In seasoning himself. So, too, by ana Ivzing a man's methods of locomotion we mav ascertain the probable amount and even the. kind of liouor be has been drinking. Do men under the influence of champagne con duct themselves as they would if they had taken brand v? Are the eflects of pure and impure liquor lient.cal? Ly no means.' "Would you be willing to name some of a. 1 . T.l . f 1.- r . tnrn 1 tn n Arc 7' IÜÜ SpV'vl! tU CW Ul TV- 11-IW1W M'lUUiCl "Certainlv:a gin dnnkcr, for example, will resist the influence better after the first few drinks and become more helpless after he has had his quantum than the majority of drinkers of spirits. There are pbysioh g. ical reasons for it. He recovers earil'y.however, and, although he often gets sick, will, as a rule, follow his nose witn consiaeraoie fidelity. The whiiky drinker gets lively and excited in hw cups, and often hardheaded and obstinate. His gyrations are the most eccentric of all. The peculiarity of this liquor is its bracing power, and it is followed by a cerebral activity not always pleasurable. Whisky is popular because it takes right bold of a man.' He seldom falls, when we consider the intricacy of his method of walking, and whf n down is not apt to stay so unles he has arrived at that stage of insensibility which is a common effect of overdoses cf "all intoxicants. Common whisky is a bad drink on account of its large amount of amylic poison. 'The drinker of St. Croix rum doe? not talk so loud nor gesticulate so much as Li? whisky companion, ant', is usually more ck-ar-headed. But he is liable to a f uddt-n weakness in the knees, ai it were. That is the time for him to shutdown. In walking, mild cases will go straight ahead for a few steps, and then suddealy dive sidewajs. Thev never get so vild as the whisky drinker." "How about the loven of Irish whisky?"' "Thev take a sort of cow-path route and in the country prove norc curious pedes trians than in the city, where the houses keep them in a straigUer line. I knew a man living back of Cornwall who used to imbibe hislrieh whisky in an adjacent village. But it was always neceary for hint to wander off through two other villages before he could get on his home road. Con sumers of that brand generally full straight forward: sometimes, however, they go in a heap so to speak tun themselves inside out suddenly Pat's description of the tidewalk rising and hitting him in the face docs credit to the national observation in matters of science. "In applejack the victim falls almost always upon his back. In walking he will raise his feet as though trying to move SKyward. This curious fluid" is unerring in its capacitv for inducing quick intoxication, and, as a sleeping doj is more potent than rye. Its power of raisr g the imagiLation to a high degree of foolisnness is well known. "Scotch whisky devlops an easy, rolling, liberal sort ot gait, and victims are noted for holding long conversations with themselves. If the article s of passable quality, the user generally gets jolly-and is inclined to mind his own buiiness. He will often keep straight after the power of speech has fled. In Edinburgh ney frequently stand so still on the sidewalk that a suspicious policeman will toucl. them ia order to ascertain their condition. However gently touched they will, V. drunk, fall at full length. This is a statement 1 have often heard made. Drinkers of Jamaica have a tendency to topple over to the right side. They show considerabl power of standing on one leg; it is tho eflrt to put the other one forward that mixei them up. It causes a species of locoraotun called 1 think tanglefoot. "Brandy drinkers ar the quietest or all. But it is a" killing drink on account of its dangerous adulteration. Its victims go off suddenly. Their walk is marked by eccentric sidewise episodes irdicative of impending paralysis. Liquors made from impure alcohols are heating, and bring out tho passions in full relief. Kven while the victims are able to walV straight they have fixed, half-dazed look, as though they were poisoned which in fact they are. 'An excess of wine makes men jolly and develops their mellow qualities. It docs not often produce more than a respectable stagger, as a man will often sicken with it before it produces its full alcoholic effect. Uiddiness and a loose, indinerent walk are frequent etfects of the heavier wine?. 'Hard cider drinkers get more bad falls than any of them, and seem to feel them the least. I have feen three or four men go down together as though it was an under stood thmir, and then get vp, go a few rods straight enough, and then tumble again as though shot. A beer drinker a heavy one often pays more for his folly, in both ill neauii ana money, man any otners. ii is the worst possible drink to tie to as an in toxicant, and the exces? of this fluid bears heavily on the secretory functions. The beer drinker walks in an awkward, cumbrous fling, reminding one of a man lame in both legs. Beer drinkers are eccentric; Tsaw one to-day trying to arrest himself. A policeman saved him the trcuble. '01 course the same drinks will not aflect all alike. We have our individual peculiarities. I am only giving you general effects taken from a multitude of observations. As to the solid philosophy of the matter, 1 have given jou but little, jour curiosity being apparently most Btrongly and unaccountably directed to the legs of the poor inebriate. 'One question more; what had the man we just saw been drinking?" ''He had, no doubt, been mixing tho alcoholic with the malt. We will inquire." That man!" exclaimed the saloon-keeper, on being questioned: "the one you saw go out? Bless vour soul, sir, that's old Uncle Ben. He nover misses his daily intoxication. Ho has discovered the quickest and mofct economical way of getting off. First, he calls for the biggest quantity of Scotch whisky we will soil for fifteen cent; then ho takes schooner of beer, and in five minutes it's settled." He was a little verdant or he never would have said: "Perhaps we had better walk on till we come to a settee where we can sit together." "Oh, no," she replied sweetly; "you it down in the chhir and I will be the Bettee." SOCIETY DIRECTORY. United Brothers of Friendship. Sumner Lodge No. 11, regular communication every first and third Monday of each month. Hall north-east corner of Meridian and Washington streets. All members requested to be preserit, also members of other lodges of the same faith are invited. H. W. Jackson, Worthy Master. W. S. Lock financial Secretary.

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CORE Tio ottiDir fccieuttftt or i ol y agree lhaticost di 4ses tro caused bv disordered Kldii8or Uver. It therefore, the K.duevn anrt L'ver are kej.c 1n perfpet order, perfect hetl h will be lhe mult. Thla trutü Las only beu known a short time, anil for Years people suffer d great sonv w thout beins: ble to Und r lief. The di-covtry of Warner's fcafe Kidney and Uver Cure marts a 'tew era in 1hi tieHtmeut of tiitse trouble)'. Made from a simple tip cut Imt of mr? vah e, It contains Juft tbe elemtht necessary to nourish and Invigorate botü of these grett organ, and safely restore and keep them In ordtr. It is a FhitVK R mMly fnr I tn rii,ooipS jn8t cause p' h i li e i i jmm I t e body for Torpid Liver -Headm-neB Jaundice Dizziness Urn vel Fever. Agne -Malarial Fever, and ail difficulties of the Kidneys, Liver auu Urinary Organs. It is au excellent and safe remedy for f ma'es durir g Pregnancy It will control Menstruation, and la Invaluable for Leucorrho? or tailing or the Womb. As a Blood Purifier 1. In nnequaled.for it eure the ornaos thai make the blood. 1 his remedy, which has done nch wonders, isi-utup iu the LARü' ST MX&D UOTTLE of any medicine upon the niarLei, aim IsboM by l')rugg'sts, and all dea' r a $125 P-r bottle. Kor D'aüs, Inquire for WaKN Elt'i SAFE D1MJEIEH CUBK. It is a POSl fIVK Itemi dy. H. H. Warner 2: Co., Rochester, N. Y. DR. T. N WATSON, PRACTICING PHYSICIAN, 458 East North Street. JOHN D. PRINZ, Dealer in all kinds of GEOOEBIiLS AND Country Produce. Fine Wines snd Liquors and Choice NO. 196 INDIANA AVENUE, Indian AVOLis, 1ni. SMITH'S CHEHlCaL DYE IMS Is the best place In the city to have your OKI clothes Cleaned, Dyed and Repaired. No. 3 Martludale'a Block, INDIANAPOLIS, IND. EDWARD NOLAN, Fashionable Bcotmaker, flol RYAN'S BLOCK, IiuliaiiR Avenue. All work warrntl. A (food fit Rtiarftnteed. Repairing iromptlr attended to. UNVISlliLK PATCHING Neatly tlon. JOHN EDWAIIDS, GENERAL BILL POSTER Controlling the most prominent bill boards In tne city, Including TAEU2UEJT RARn III THE STATE, inclosing lhe Btate House (Jround.s. Five Hundred Three-Sheet Hoards in the City ani Sabarfcs. Office, at Daily Sentinel Office, INDIANAPOLIS. 1IJHNUY TUIINJrJirg NEW GHOCERY STORE COFFEES, TEAS AND SUGARS AT THE LOWEST CASH PRICES. A complete line of Groceries and Provisions at 59 HOWARD STREET. SEE! SEE! SEE! THE "Otto" Silent Gas Engine. Ericsson's Mm Caloric Pnmjint Eoiine. GAS STOVES Of every deKcriptlon on exhibition and for sale ai cohi at me onice oi wie IJDIASAFOUS GAS. LIGHT AND COKE CO. No. 49 8. PEN'8YLVANI A ST. WHOA ! JANUARY ! ! AD. HERBTH, Manufacturer of Ham HORSE CLOTHING AND BOOTS, No. 74 EAST COURT STREET, Between Penn. and Delaware Sts., NDIAWOLIS. - 1XD1ASA. W. F. El' PP. 1 BMBKftY V. F. RUPP 6t CO. MERCHANT TAILORS 23 East Washington Street, ' INDIANAPOLIS, IND.

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HIES. COUNTRY PRODUCE A Specialty, O'BRIFN & LEWIS, BLACKSMITHS WAGUNM-KERS. GENERAL JOBBING 8HOP "REFAIHINO PROMPTLY DONE. Corner Worth and Fayette Street, Indianapolis. VlA UUSHVILLE, UONfEIWVlLLE, LIBERI Yand HAMILTON. 2 Train Dally, Between fcK.iU.iyp En . J Iudlanapoil-A Cincinnati S-Coutttxtion mndo for all prntf EV and Wot of CiDcli.nfttl and Indianapolis. Samvl htevkk.son, den. Ticfcet Agt. I Williams, Geu. Manager URS. LYDIA E. PIKKÜAM, OF LYNN, MASS.. LYDIA E. PINKHAr.VS VEGETABLE COMPOUND. I a Powltiv Cnre for all laoae 1'atnful Complaint mad tVeaLnetuw Mevmmea t cur beat fraale popalatloa. It will cure ent iivly the worst form of Female' Complaints, all ovarian troubles, Inflammation aud Ulceiation. Falling and Displacements, and the consequent Spinal Weakneax, and U rlicularly adapts to the Change of Life. It will dissolve and txil tumors from the uterus in an early gtaireof development. The tendency to cancerous h umors there is chin ked very siwdily by its use. It removes faiiitnvss, flatulency, destroys all craving for stimulants, and relieves weakness of the stomach. It cures Bloating, (leadaches, Nervous Prostration, General Debility, Sleeplessness, Depression and Indigestion. That feeling of bearing down, causing pain, weight and backache, is always permanently cured by its Use. It will at all times and under all circumstances act in harmony with the laws that govern the female system. For the cure of Kidney Complaints of either sex this Compound is unsurpassed. LYDIA E. PI.KHAM8 VEGETABLE COM POO'Dis prepared at 233 and J3ö Western Avenue, Lynn, Mass. Price L Six bottles for 5. Sent by mail in the form of pills, also in the form of lozenges, on receipt of price, $1 per box for either. Mrs. Pinkbam freely answers all letters of inquiry. Send for pamphlet. Address as above. Mention tkit Paper. No f araily rhould be without LYDIA E. PIKKHAM'S LIVER PILLS. They cure constipation, biliousnnu, and torpidity of the liver. 25 cents per box. MT Sld by all Drnggists. 1 kendalus! SPAVIN CURE! THE lIOaT U;CiiofUl. 2E&1EDY t-ver mscove.tci, as it is certain in its enecis nnd dots not blister.' A1"0 excellent for human flcKb. KEAl) PROOF BELOW. From COI I T. FOSTER. Yotmgatowu, OUo, May lüth, 188Ü. Dr. B. J. Kennall A Co., Uent: I bad a vtry valuable Uambletoulan colt which I prized very highly, h had a large bone spavin on one joint and a small one on the other wbich made nun very lame. 1 naa mm unaer ine charge of two vetennarj surgeons which lall, d to cure him. 1 wna one day reading the advertisement ot Kendall's Ppaviu Cure In tne Chicago Express, I determined at ouce to try It, aid tot oar urnggist nere tosenaiorii, they ordered three boitlws; I took them all and thought I would give It a thorough trial, I used it according to directions and the fourth dav the celt ceaaed to be lame, and the lamps have disapteared.? I usea but one bottle anu tne colt's limbs are as free from lumps and as smooth as any hoise in the state lie is entirely cureC The cure was to remarkable that 1 let two oi my neignoors nave tne remaining two buttles, who are now using It very neppecuony, I-T. FOil ER. KEXDAMST'SPAVIX CUKE. Rochester. Ind., Nov. 30th, 188 B. J. Kendall & Co., lieuts: PU-ase send us a supply of advertising mutter for kmdxlrs Hpaviu Cure. It has a good sale here and it gives the bestof MHtltlaction. Of all we have vd we have yet to learn the first unfavorabJe report. Very Kespectruuy, r a.. TV I J. iMWBOii a oou, urnggibis. KEXDAUAS NPAYIX CW11K Wilton, Minn., Jan. 11th. 1S81. t t a -k nil As fv Iah t a lfa vl fiir cot. a. . ,.t- nsw Kw mail a. vau r si vn I ti rrtf i Spavin Cure on the hind leg of one of my UOIaes which was uauij - - - - be reduced oy any ether remedy. I got two bottles ol Ken JallT Spavin Cure of Preston & LuUdulD, Uruggisis OI whwch, wuicu com;leteiy Curna ray uorse, aw-. j 1 II U l IUI c-n j oi viv. v--. " - J - I used your remedy bs given la your oook credit that the colt la entirely cured, which is a turprlMe noioniy io myseu. uu.p it my uetthhors. You eut nw the book for the trilling aura of 25 Cent aud if I could not set another like it I won d not take twenty-five dollars for iU Yours Truly, ueo. Matrews. KE1AIXS SPAVIX CUKE ON HUMAN FLEH. Patten's Mills, vVashlrgton ro N. Y. February Zlst. 178. Dr. B. J. Kendall, Dar Kir: The particular cast on which I nsed your Kendall's 8p:iv lu Cure was a maligutnt ankle strain of sixteen months standing, i ht tried many things, bnt in vain. Your r'pavlu Cuio put the ttxt to the ground ws;al: and for tbe first time since hurt, in a naiuial iiotiuou. For a lmlly llulment It excels any thing wj ever uel. Yoarstrnlv. KHV. M. P. BKLL, Pastor of M. E. Church. Pa. leu's Mill, N f. KEXDAMAS SPA VI X Cl'IlE. Issureln itsefltc's. niild in lis action a It nr., hllctar Tul it ! n.nft rat Ii 1 und powerful to reach every der pseate-t p!u or to remove any bony growth ur oilier enlarge ments. ftUCfl MS vptVlUk, fct 1111 ls. tui i-e, i iiuu, .-.nlnu ..:Hnuj nr.i a i v 1 imp n fivti 1 1 ri nil enlargements oi the 1)li's or limbs, or for rheumatism in man and f-r auy piupue lor which a liniment 1s used lor man or t e t It Is now known 'obe Hierxflll- arrant I r man ever need, acting mild and yet certain in its euecia. Bend vddiea for Illustrated C henhu. which we think gives positive proof of its virtues. No remedy has ever met with such nuquallfled tincce. tn oar knowledge, for beast M- well t m man. - - ' Pr ce $1.00 per botUe, or tlx bottles ror sww. All Druggists have I. or can get it for on, or It will be sent to any ad'ire on receipt of price by the proprietors, t)B. B J. KENDALL & CO., Enosburg falls, Vermont. SOLD BY ALL DRUGGISTS,

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ludpl s Peru & Chicago Ry. THE GREAT THROUGH ROOTE -T0(TPITP! A O O And n po'nts in tbe great S1U.2J Kurth aud North-West. Fort Wayne, rtnntingtun, Lo- rnrf TJ1 rn gansport, Wakah. -L Wl ITl U KJ DETROIT jlLt' lD MkbiKntht AND TBE J. S H? Direct connections ina.l in Chicago Uli the trtrtik lines for all north swwrn sur.itrr rftott and principl roint 1t tl. nor' -st nr 1 fr WcoUrnn Meeting ami Parlor Coach run ltwern Indianapolis and Chicago, via Kokouio and ludiaaapolia and Michigan City. t rain leaTin Indianapolis at 8:50 A. M. arriTfsat Chicago at 6:5 r-. ; Kt. Wajn, 1:50 p. .; Loganspoit, 1:.0 p. m. ; South Bend, 6:21 r. H. ; Toledo, i:25 p. m. ; Detroit, 8:15 p. m. Trsiu leaving 1 ndUnspolis at 12:28 p. arrirfs at Frankfort, 4:IW p. m.; v abash, f.:'4 p. Ft. Wayne 7:25 p. j.; Toledo, l':18 p. Cleveland, 1:45 a- . Inaalo,7:&i a. m. ; New Volk City, 10 V. m. Train leaving Indianapolis at Clip, u , arrives at LoesnMort at !!:? p. M.; Valiaraio 4:20 a. at.; South Betid, 'i 'l't A. M. ; Mishawaka, 2:35 A. at. ; Elkhart 3 a.m.; K1h!uh7oo :Ma.m.; Grand Uapids 10 A.M.; Chicago 8:0. a. m. Tiaiu leaving ludui.apolis at 11:00 p. . (daily) arrives at ChidtgT i Kukomo, at 7:"5 A. v.; Ktort Wayte, 7:' A. :Ti-l"rtfi, PMm a. M. ; levels nd, ::2Q p. i. ; Jetruit, Ivm r. . tjAsk for tickets vi I., C. P.allway. Reliable Iulor ii.ktiou giveu by V.T. MALOTT, L. . CANNON. Geu'I BUtieger. GcVl Pass, and T'k't Agt, 101 Eaot Wan! iutou Street. "FOKwEwTdttK," BOSTON AND ALL l!A.STli21 POINTS, TAUE Tilt 2 fc-S &2 C. C, C. & L 11. W. This Traiu Leaves in iianaulis s Follow: t 1 f K 1 1 ÜA IN arrives Munch-, .:22 a. m. 1 J t) A. JI. Union. 7:-'5 a. m.; Si.lDey, 8:45 a in.; Uellfouutaiue, 9:i a. in.; Crestline, 11:47 a. in. Arrive at Cleveland at I 2 ' p. tu.; Buffalo 7:I0 p. tn. Niagara Falls. t:i p. in : llibf hatnptoii, -b a. in. Kocheeter, 11:U a. m.: Albany tf-.lu a. in., arriving at New Volk lit) at l":.i' a. tu. and Boston at 2:5 p.m. SEVEN TIOTJKS la Advaiicaol Other Routes sVSThis train has Palace, drawing Room and Sleeping Ouch from In liauapoli to New Yotk without change. Fare always the same as ty long r aud slower routes. Batnae checked through to declina tion. ( i a 1) Train arrives at Creetliue 4:l(r. 4U I. It! in.: Pittsburg. 12:1.1a. ni.; ChMreUnil, 7:Ha. in.; Huii ilo. 11 :1 p. ni.; Niattara Kails, 3:50p.m.; Piiigh;iinpt n, 11 :"!. ia.; llcliester, p. ai.; All.:i:iy. i & in.; atrivo at N-w Vork City (:!. a. in. nii lltou K:J' a. m. Hours tuitWr than ail other liii This train hau elegant Palace Sleeping Coaches from Indianapolis tu Ci.-vel.iiid, and from Cleveland to New York Citv aud Bostuu without change. At Sid ney clov con tiections are nude tor Toledo and Detroit aud all points in CaiiHila. ' Columbus Route, VIA DAYTON AND SPRINGFIELD 11 If A 1 l Train arrives at Muncie 2:23 p. 1 il f A- AI' v.l.: I iiion :5:15 p. m.; Put too 5:5.i p. ni-; Springfield 7:15 p. in.; Colnuibcs 9:13 p m. The only lint? running through I'arlor Coacbe from Indianapolis to tVilatnbits, where direct con nections are maOe with the fiimniore s vino naiiroad. This traiu contiec s at Miincie with the Fort Wayne, Muncie 4 Cincinnati Kailway for Ft. Wayne and Detroit. WSe that yonr ticket reads by the ee Line. A.J. SMITH, J. W. CAMPBELL, C. GALE, G. T. A. Paps. Act. pt. Cleveland. O. Indianapolis napolla IOWA, CALIFORNIA& NORTHWtSl OR KANSAS, TEXAS AND SOUTHWEST, TVICH: THE m m es w Train Leare Inditinapoti a follows: Y 4 f 1 l Tr.itn connerti direct for all points ll4:t A 111. in Iowa, Nebraska, California and the Black II ills, via Sidney aud Cheyenne, arriving one train in ad vane of any other line, and saving one night's ride. This train also connects fur Iecatnr, SprineftVtd, Jacksonville, Illinois, Louisiana and Mexico, Mo.; and via Quincy tr Bloominpton for Kansas City, Atchison. St. Joseph, Denver, and all points in Kansas, Colorado and the Konth went, via Hannibal with M. K. A T. Ry., for Moberly, Fort Scott, Parsons, the Neosho Valley and points in Texas, and via Bloomington lor El Paso, Mendota, Pnbuque. and all points In North era Illinois and Iowa. Ii r F) 1 (Noon) Fart Line, rnsi directly lit) l j. through via I'anville Junction to Decatnr, Sprinatiebl, Jacksonville, Hannibal, Moberly, t. Joseph, Atchii-ou and Kansas city, arriving at Kansas City the next morning In time to connect with traius for all ioints in Kansas, Colorado nnd New Mexico. 11 y M Train hat reclining chair aleepllUU 1 i'ls ing car with state rooms to Peoria, and through coach to Burlington, reaching Galosburg, Burlington, Ottumwa, Kock Island and Davenport in advance of other lines. This train alto connect via Burlington or Hock Island for all pointa in Iowa, Nebraska and California, and via Bloomington for El Paso, Mendota. Dubuque, Sioux City, Yankton, aud all poinis in Northern Illinois, Iowa and the Black Hills via Yankton and Fort Pierre. This train also makes direct connections via Danville to Decatnr, Springfield, Jacksonville, Quincy Kansas City, Atchison, St. Joseph, Leavenworth and all Intermediate points. And via Hannibal for Sedalia, Ft. Scott, Parsons, Denlson, Houston, Galveston, aud all points in Texas. .t nectI yotk to Lund llnntvrt ni Emigrant. If you want a land exploring ticket or relicble In formation about lands in the West, or tf yon have bought a home there aud want to move with yonr family, household Koods andstock, address the General Passenger Agent named below, and et onr ratee and maps. w. ii. rnouTY, Actios; Gen'l Pas nnd Ticket Agt viAXaPOLlS, Inn DO P40T GO WEST Until yon have applied to A. J. IIALFORD UKNEUAL EASTERN AO ENT INDIANAPOLIS ano ST. LOUIS fU. 131 S. ILLINOIS STREET, Indianapolis. ftaTFor Time TabVs e.nd the very lowest Freight and Passenger Bats. "BRYANT & STRATT0N AND Telegraph Institute. ESTABLISHED 1358. -Practical, lTofitable and Vm-ful Hdueation. h'o tuvlcss studios. Instruction Individual and ly Iiocturos. Mudont. advanced . rarddly astlx ir abilities permit. (ri lnl and leadiiiie in every department. Makes Ko l&lo ClSlXEJ, but relies on theprodaced results m hhown by a proud record of over 2 3 years. K o other s hxd r college has fiLirted w many young and middle-aged raen va the road to BUCC6SS. ' ' Theerhoollsopen to all, and cordially, earnestly InTitea all beforentering upon a courts of study to Tisit it and insjwt ita every detail. Call for catalogue and full particulars at the College ofliop, Bates Hloik, opposite the l'ut-Offii-, or address , . C. C. KOERNER. rtT. Indiamtpoli, Jtd

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