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BLOOMINGTON, INDIANA, WEDNESDAY, JANUARY 7, 1885
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Hew Serk V-YOI, XVIII.
'.Wi$ yt, li .1 wahU aaai- TtVawar msftn V
ait-Mier to say, but as she read on tluili o s her checks deepened to a let, 'Metier hue, axui when at its s she sassd-her eyei thiy were Ml ,oth js d and pain, his ncte was iucric.i-- Ttm, fflr'iiis voTrna- van of thst iv .-r - 'aSp Nftth bitleillon, "and hma i ee-Tit. Jne by mi&tftks: I shall an. tiis revelation of fete, however.
i avoid Mr. Burton and
t S J ad when it was to
. gladness, j this efterHarry, as a little entry ina for their
.nation of your ad me; wonH ing, die vainly at note I wrote .nquirec, with e. but I don't think ae," f her eyas uighinS: light in tfabel, to what it
THE LITTLE FOLKS. Two Yletoriea. ero came from battle, whore the alalu y piled In bloody heap neon the plain; A .11 W. nunl. aanfl tha Iwml imUO.
.d orowiiedtum with the victor's honored bays j stmple chHd fonjrbt hxd riiit ln. nd won a might? vlctorr within : o one rehemrsed Ul priae, or nn his fm', OHIO. Otho was in a bad situation. True, Otho was bat a dog a shaggy, mOkwhite Esqnimo dog, his sharp eyes hidden in early hair, and his little tail so curled and so covered with long bair r to be almost oat of sight Bom far away in the north, amid m fogs and ice of Labrador, he had rat voyaged southward in a "sealer, ten traveled westward as far as Kans, in the character of awonderfnl r forming dog." He would bound er chairs and run up ladders with nark&ble rapidity; and, as a "speak- " his voice at ones commanded adring attention, tut fate, in the shape of a carelessly -ed show-chest, hffll fallen heavily n Otho, and broken one of his legs, n his showman master, thinking the care and cost of nursing him d not be repaid by any future oe of the dog as a public perl .3 MTtfotJo Avumnd a hficfr win-
and dropped Otho out into the world, to get a living on three r to die, according to his luck or netr
ao thus it happened that the
enzlv and ill-used Otho found
. u uwjnf r- K i;f in s. haek lane of Ottawa.
It was a black day in uwo s
rather plly life. rd eveaimr. he (Iratctted his pam
fawn the lane and out. to a
f lira main Btrnet.
a! papa! On'vthee 'atpitty s doggy! Per itty fellow, he Top, papa, 'top and' 'et me in
Minnie littie three-year-old 4 iatarside. sit tin tr beside her
hatn&fc nf their wason: Mr,
inride, a great, plain, kindrao fnxmer. and Minnie, his
hter and pel They had ., i town from their farm that
afternoon.
Pap John stopped
to
please Minnie, az.d then his own kind
heart gave a throb t signt
to Tom d you tell Tom
merry ligvft in iait i
"lea, jtfTra8,iiaK it fair for you few drooped beneath f his. 2St jou fcnq reterrec ?" i
"Yes. I overl;
Steele- -
t 'naai m
mm and? ; & -aP IPW
Ml fhalir
do vou intend to
nfced. treatment ol
u next whuroered.
boat her he drew Ul "T have been
.to? more wretohed
rme. and deserve
a saSerxng you nave
liu anffinrad. too.
A a swift gtsmeefrom
eried, impulsively,
promise to taice Hive what I ssk
miijt waa the auidk
wuling to majce ino
she said, "I must
J v (MnV 1I1 1W.
ie promise is made? One
T J. .
eominp:. I have no
rifnr let me r
m'SLJm- hnt van Bhall
1 you say what I desire to
ifciia dibm -wmi
T ffi n-v nn I" dcrtincr
bis bold, wi a mocking
later, howerer, when on
sang to her: oytttotTr hah-, Janet;
lWtMBM anaia, MtapjBWN
oke so plain and glad a "yen" reely needed the eonflrmak. amtla Hm. ma. after the
ver, they walked slowly and
ople oat of ten leave a door nd them. . They do not seem jow to shot, a door. It apb natural and. nrobablv.
ted mabiiity, just as with some ; im thine- ail know-
tune from another, as with
.. r..,JmirTn let anantre facili
u.JthZunTin clia nae tit tools.
iogennity has tasked itself to . aufferieg world for the imaMtMkrm tA mania who
toaea door, by the application
WSN BJKBI KMW WW iy do what every man, worruin,
s9d ought to oo insuncraveij.
0 be relied upon; clearly e d(ior 1 be closed V Ve it These ought to beatnorMaxm of matruetioB in our
nt besOB would inculcate theeleJ end simple duty itself. Boys t. -wM laifamt nasamara dcor-
each one onentrT' and finning the
forfaBBself or horse", until a iers sen or daughter of them co iid . jtnnr iiinT Then tho unr
ires of the accomplishment nrikt iciodueed. There are peoplovbo Annr: there are otn-rs
toid tt open, and close it so slo .vly
mnhfnrlf 8 coiOS ana sore mr;i.n
thee
tc, inr;h throuirb. Jtlit.
.tbeBemmg too fastidious, i, i
attt that every one snotua ie, to close tbo door and fasleu it
MUX
which tho Boston iac-
b! oriainal wift thorn, it
ipel booon and poiav oet
the wagon
of. poor
"Oh, 'efs we tany him bbme," pleaded Minnie; and fohn, after some little hesitation, pot Oiho in the wagon a UimiWa 4mtt and drum homeward.
Wife Mary's natortJ resentment at .hnr flnmneiled to mceive an invalid
dog into her household was in part disarmed by Otho's wl ite, curly wealth of hair, and by Minnie's pitjing foodfnr Htm. Ro Otho was nursed and
ma fnr His leu was set' and
"onimntA-vwl im bv John, and in a
month he was" friiiky on it, and had be
come the joy, the delight and the romp
ing companion ol tast-growing, goiueucnrled little Minnie.
S-rS 3a-r rp longer ;tno. J cctir8e he could not ten-li. name, howevpr badly he may have missed i. .. and
Minnie took lae gtave reeponsiouiiy ai giving. him another. To lier "Pinky" and "Pink" were tho prettiest names alia could '.HinV of. So U'iho became
"Pinky," and after a day or two be i liked the new name as well as the old one. Like Minnie, he neither knew j nor cared a straw for ancient history. ;
But though contented witn tne quiet
I.", ha nn I aA at tn nraina farm.
Pink never foroot bis circus accomplisbw . . t . 4.1...
ments. xte wouia oiten mount w pony, and, turning a somersault in the air, alight on his feet upon the animal's back with perfect ease. Sometimes, .-. - 5 1-1 X
too, lie aeoompaiuea juuu w wnu. There, if he saw a lftdder leading to
file top of some hih budding, be
would ascend it, and, seating himself upon the topmost rung, would wave his forward paws in apparent expectation
of the applause mat once green uw performances. He was extremely foud of sweetmeats, and, while othe'dogs seem gen
erally to preier meat, - inn wouiu pirni almnat anv trick he had ever been
taught for a slice of cake or a bit of
candy.. titJLn. .iu... nuul. Thflv were oros-
perotis years to John and Mary Wistar-
glde, WOO n la ouiu ana moveu uiw a Iimiu aitnatnil nn a road
near half mile from the old "dug-out"
in the creek-Dank, wnere wj u made their first humble homestead on their large and now profitable farm.
The old earoi-noose naa new a.a t,nh nnf. flllnd nn. For a
uuuuu, O" " year or more not even John himself had
been to it, ana miame naa aimusi iui-
gotten it. On Oe day of my story John was at work at the farther side of his farm.
On coming home to dinner, he remarked irZL. that Mm air seemed verv
"muggy," and that if it were not so late
in the season, ne snotua ieax a qyauiw. 1. lu- latAr ha wr t, hank to his labor.
Minnie and Pink went out togethtir,
too; and mary, ae nsnat, oeoame oaww with her household cares.
an hnm- er two later, the induatri-
nnnaawiM navmar unisnea ner
v Armntr far a nlnaaant even
ing hour with John, Minnie and Puk,
..lirimail IManniT. DTHCBURODlUfflU
VUM.wuw, 2 J f j neighbors, or a ride around the broad farm, when she noticed that the
nmi had a-rown suddenly dark. The
fM hai, a.ii at oniw Deatme buhikii
i La mni nloae. What John had
aaiti at noon jams into her mind. She
.M i)m,' arui thr a sinsraiav.
ASMS w , ' I k avA avam tn thnaA who are accustomed
to the tempest phenomena of the West,
aaa annallttlff HlfllWJaflin ITIHli Ilr tSVIS.
A lnTn?AAm ta-AM fit t)lA sltV. A.i
the same time ft Irigbtful roar burst
upon mr ears; and up in tne norawcas
hA uv what nearly iroze ner jiesx.
lat. lu.i and fflrlTlnr
wuu . , ,.
A vast baHoon-snapea pmax 01 wv at one moment looked like black vapor and the next instant seemed like illuminated dust, glittering against the dark
sky Deninu n, wihj luauiug uo,u the country coming directly toward the farm and tho house in which Mary
stood. Xae raggen eagra m u
about it sparkled as u witn name. Onwiird it came, a messenger of death and destruction, with steaduy increasing roar. M tie base of it, where thia stormy apparition touched the earth, a Aery, lambent "foot" seemed to ploy to and fro; mhI whore-
ir th:s ghastly foot voucnea, upuea,
the night Then, recalling John's frequent instructions what to do in such emergencies, she ran into the cellar, Scarcely had her foot left the last stair, when with a roar and a deafening crash, the house above her was lifted,
whirled around and swept away, lim
bers, bricks and underpmn8-8tone9 fell into the cellar; and a torrent of
rain, mingled with nau, din, straw ana i i..i.Knv!u1 iwMir Marv where
iihe crouched and,elung in a oorner, ... . 'J j A .n;.vw dl
.ciut tne oycionagpitaoTO j v " i t had come. In ' three minutes it was over; and then Mary Wistarside, in an ngony of terror for her loved ones, 4m liamalf far ahn was safe and
avf m - unhurt crying aloud to God to protect A. - s.M.iAJHisr a1-Sm1K49 1 Tin fit A VltvVaTAn
stairs and set oflf in search of John ana
What tk MiAnitAla van that vhioh mot
-i i a i r
her eye wnen sue looked over tne prairie! The house gone, and every outbail ding, even the fences and--gartlen-A JM .Mn1lau1 AV11 eWAIit. flWflV
rt the x.Yi. nAvn in an ftHinininfr nus-
tare only one remained, and that one . w ?a.t 1 Ta
lay matmea ana groaning witn pam. ammed to tbe noox woman that every
ln'ing creature save herself had been
killed, and that Biie nione was ieit on
earth. narillv knnwintr wMsh WaV to look.
aha started toward where John had
been at work, hoping that Aim me was with him. and that the storm had been
that narfc of the farm.
Rho l.arl irnnn .Lhont half a mile. When
aha saw her husband coming toward
her; but he was alone.
When Mary told turn tiiat minme naa
imnn nt alter dmner and had not re
tttrnojl a ahiver miSBad throuirh hie
. - --i--:- .v . .
xrame. r or a momeai iuotj luuaguu that he would faint ; but he regained, hia BtrAnirth. and then, nearly wild with.
grief they both began searching for
their lost child.
Thnir noaraat TlAltyhhorft lived neaTlt
mile away. To them they hastened
for aid; but found these people evn more afflicted than themselves; two of
the family naa oeen iuiiea oy tne tor-
Tiarin
Till 10 o'clock: or later in the evening tiiey searched, but in vain; they
10UQO only tna 1 uuuutu acamnn iu track oPl'I. oy clone, and the dd
bodies of eatue. At last worn out with fatigue and suffering, Mary could go on no longer; and they bent tllieir steps to their old "dug-out" houiie in the creek bank the only plaee remaining to them where
they could nope to nna sneuer. The rudedooir stood ajar, and as John mechanically piisied it open and looked into the gloom within, a sound sweeter to him and to Mary than celestial masie Pink's irruff Utile bark-came to their ears. And then, as their hearts bounded with a new hope, they saw the white, shaggy little IBsquimo dog stalking suspiciously forward in the darkness, and heard a half-alarmed small voice asking, doubtMly, "Is that you, mamma?"
It to Minnie! and need one try to deseiibo tho bappiness of John and Mar WiKtarskle? What to them' now
were huses unI cattle lof;t! Hero wna Minn is, for whom their hearts were breaking, safe and sound in the old And Pirw.1 What had Pink to do with it. does tke rwu.-. sak ? A creat deal, as nearly .m i-Miie
could esplain. Ti e Uic had wande. away to tbe ;reei. wlien. seeing tbo
aAt nv . o ful roaring, Minnie wits frightened and
startea to run ror name. u aru. ..U 1. n J.n.. ,m 1.1a m.nth And
fairly pulled her along to the door of
the old dug-out, into wnicu, as w an-fnl roarimr crew louder, they both
ran to escane the cyclone.
Sn mr atorv s-oes once more to prote.
nrliftt. mm know alreadv. that a kild
a! arm a f.rifimir rme like John Wis-
tarside's to poor vvaK, is rareiy lostin.
the world, out onen returns snunanufold more than is given. FotttTa
Companton.
A CITY IN TBE AIB.
nd t hen buked in
hp . : ...
m tMADic to wmca
heart ily welcome,
x ' y "
tie diji
A. Boy's Cogitation,
I notice that girls have the greatest fnnnltv nf imnrinir "all tn once." N(-W
1 Bm is as bony as a porgy, but eonie1 rl,An aim 1,11 1 a nn that TMW ilrM
in at hAfar hnr tman comes, she becoman
as plump as it rubber balL I notiwi
that irirls who Kiss baa women will kW
Ivnil man T vintinA that thn oir! whaifi
fond of callirig man a delusion likes to hug delusions. I notice that pa pointa
with pride to my big brother wio atMsilrAa tAn.ramt MffflTfl all dftV as 111
exemplary son, while he almost males
mmoe-meat ol. me 11 x use up one pi Trim's atntn. I notice that anrls' hour
grows faster than boys'. Jen always
nas more nair on iter ueau wiwu wr Ka.n Mirnw f V an ahe haa in the moSD-
ing when she gets up. I notice Jet's
beau smvers ii you say ice cream. . j. nntiM a hitr difference between the tovn
clock ana ours on uie uwnuag aucic
Em's fellow comes to see her. 1 notice
that the dude who partn nw hair in me mi.Mlo lias lint -rr litt.ln room
either side of his skull to part with. ' I
notice that the more spmoie-snapei; a fallsinr'e ah an In arn. the tif hter he wetm
his pants. I notice that his moftker
ain't like minis. If she was he'd wear
them loose enough to put a shingle tn
on an emergency, a notice uu g.
who would blusn if a man snouia tha f nnrth bniiton on their shoe at ho:
will so in lathing at the seashoi
among a big orowd, with less clothes
than tnev wear to Dea, i nonce i
an nlaa-anttv nloekei silk stookinff
beat modeaty every time. I notice tthtt the homeliesli shaped women like tie trnli,i. Rnhnwil haat. T noticn thtt
the girls of C hicago are the moat mod eat
about snowing inair ieet. x notice line
women's rights women always wear
mnn'tt hair, tnd women's rights men
women's hair. I notice there is seldou
mmh WmrmT in r.bnrch choirs. M
notice those fellows who cuss railroad; -.1.'-,. MAM. MlnU CI rA
Ul.Vlll'pVUOO UIWOV, udtw ,11. m na;
am nr,tni.n T.iinE mil naa a verv u-
timate know ledge of the roles of pok" nnrl hm fnr a man who never touched
a card in his Ino. l notice tnat is &u
wrong for me to play marbles for keeps,
mix 1LH all rjKUli iue uut cuuivu " j i,n
tmaa.nakA iill thev take in the who
nila T nntiRA that for a irirl who vir-
tuouslv say) she wouldn't allow any .- .. , . i i , .i .
man to Kiss uer uut tne one bjmi u ihi-
Tturad to. mv sister tsm does luce an
.1 : .:.n;nnln rruna MtnAtlhlttTMn
iny.inirlv. I notice that -kick, rtr m
politics and elsewhere have tbe soffwi snao. Pa'n the kicker. I'm thfl kick!
ed. I notice that a hen never get t.
ti nh n nWnfT chicken "-neitr"- ""
ttfprlfoi thai ruatttr. I noti ,ii-M.lier Sara 1 van to an
air was ,m A . r im,. a i inmr -,o bo
"oards, l f when the eniio inkes hrnj
'ea I i r,i (,. ftT, t hh doctor, iiad is
Vliilt to llio trosttorfal P'leblo of AIM"
Aruma, in w jaexKo. TIk. nneliln nt Ai-nma. aitnatad nine
ty miles wt of Albuquerque, is one
ot tne most remarKaoie wuwunnwo m
Now Mexico or tne united Btates. j.o 1. it AlaaSi mil Panifln
Bailroad to MoOartliy Station, and then
transier w au miuau -ftiuuj eighteen miles south bv east When aa, viTfi. innrnnv!! and. vou descend
Mimost imiierceptibly into the valley, .; .:J4V tha mMitla nf
BIX 114. 1 CD - 4U 1T1UUI ... aiuf ,n....w " - which stands a butte, and on the top of .. ... . - , . i a 1
U11S 18 ACOlna. Xilgllt nuaureu poujire a.'u lSvincr tliArn. anrl thav and their an
cestors have gathered there the sum of
their pooMSsions lor nearly tnreu t!itum'oa Thia hiittn one of the manv
,l,nt ana tha ratnnanta nf a meaii that
has been worn away by the erosion of at. 5 " 1. at a. dni
tne ages, ana sumTw uu.jr ui - IkMoaJ nanrivitatitia Yt ava n Ti f.ll Thrt
valleys between are fertile, and untold - . . . . . . L
generations oi men nave seeu hhu covered with waving grain and flocks of
eU?P- x-.l. I
some tune tn tne seventeentu oeuiiurv the Laguno, or valley Indians,
made war upon the Acorn as for the
possession of the country, and tne lettier, being the weaker, occupied this
butte as a defensive position, believed to l e impregnable. Their judgment has been abundantly indica ted. It has proved a Gibraltar of strength and safety. The comparison is not inappropriate, and in approaching it from the north I was struck with the resemblance to the pictures I have seen of that grim fortress that frowns over the straits to the Mediterranean. The height above the valley is nearly four hundred feet and the walls in several nlonaaa noarlv nnrnnndieular. There
are two means of ascent one by a flight of steps out into, the wall and rising at an .nwla nf fnvttr-AvA diurrAAa. and the
iw aua5? J ' - c v ' other by it fissure in the rooks leading up into the heart of the mountain. Both way b have been trodden hy hufoot nntii tha ntnnR are hollowed
out like shallow troughs. . Either one
. ... . in II m -ll u
is exceeamgiy aumcuit, ana nuuier u tolerably sale. We chose the one along rhi eamnria Tn trivn an idea, nf the lft-
hnrinniineui of the task, imagine a stair
way starting at Mr. Grosvenor's office and rising to the top of the spire of the Methodist Church, then continuing on au easier angle of 100 feet and then hv n ateener trrade than
ever to an elevation higher than the
waothar vium nn fli linivaraitv. and
this stairway a precarious footing along the sides of a gasl in a ragged mountain, and you may know how wereaobed I With all thn darurer and fa
tigue, it is a laughabhi sight to see a person some other person make the ascent One has to stride over the fisunraa nna fnnt nn the ri&rht-hand aide
and the other on the left, and at the
same tuns press the hands alternately a, retinae t'hr, rm1ra far annnort An In
dian will t lirow a live sheep around his 1- a Mnulla wif.hnnt
necs. ana up ijumw i ajj.v., touohing either hand to the rooks; but I am satisfied I could never do it They told us of a pathetic incident that occurred on the outer stairway
. i nAnarntinTia aim- Heverai men
.vith a sheen ou his
:.w.b 'A'l.on Tiparlv to the ton, the
; bheep TO.-risd bv tbe foremost lasm bei vftme restbs-s ar.CI the shepherd, in trv-
! inn to held it fast, lost ms footing, ana,
i ir fttiiimv !.-ni his comininions over
.: tbe predi W and they all fell on tho , . ..i as at "i ii , ru-: 'm i Ktaioss hoap. The (
Indians Iwe carved nreprceiit-ri"" ot
the aoodent ou a rooK wuere it ocourmi, which icurcely serves to steady
the nerves of tnose wno go oy mat route.
The top of the elevation is level, and
contains an area of sixty or seventy
acres. At one side stands tbe pueblo,
a blunt pyramid ot adobe ana stone honeycombed with rooms, at the other the church and graveyard, and near the center a pond of pure water thirty feet
in depth and several roos m .Sani Fe letter in Lawrence (Kan.)
Jorirnal.
I!ccentricitk ef Genios.
if all nvArmastarintr minds
are not conspicuously weex in boiuh - vaaHnn aara a vritar in the Kansas
City Journal It was a theory with
the late eminent iimentist, jjr. ueorge M. Beard, that there were no great man that "if a til fin IB aTTAat in One dl'
rnntirm he is limited in another." We
Wnnw vt wia an vilh old Sam Johnson,
with Milton, with Fontenelle, witn
Hnmrtnldt. with Franklin, and later
with Sumner, Greeley, and Conkling.
.n .iraui nn thn n o,,tw! nnaer-iur.
Greele rf and, though I saw him every
substance of the attack at aU, but deimnnmrl thn alnvenliness and extra va-
cmnnfl of nsinir so mucii space, iv e
took a hasty cup of tea and departed." Prof. Packard's school was one of his
hobbies. The lost speech of his life, I
believe, was made before its students during the oanipaign of 1872.
PiL 'Ctrtwiia..
1
ajwi is mmM
The Humor of Bill Kye. iMiau ara linmnriata and hnmoriiits.
There is, also, a vast difference be
tween the humorous epicureans the nf thia Irinrl nf literature.
IIVIVII.'" ' . - That brand of humor which would nuit
one particular appetite mignt be distasteful to another. One reader prefers George Eliot above all English novelists, ancient or modern; another is veil convinced that the superior to Chairles Dickens is yet unborn, or, at least, has not learned to grace the pallid page with glowing thought But we commenced to say a friendly, kind, and earnestly sincere word for Bill Nye, the man with a broken leg aial -Vrt otrt rt tha Tatn Wivconsin cv-
KlatU Matt V I. WMV mjmmmv - i a, clone. We regard him an the most jer
fectly equipped American bumenst within the jurisdiction of the Supramo Court of the United States. We use
the word American advisedly. His Umn ia nnralv and emnhaticsllv
UUINV. " J - . American, both in cast of thought and . . . - w i t 1
style of diction, rus ooinmauu u language his ability to use the most tit-Mnxaarna-rl in tria riffht liltlCA. and tO US6
it so that it will cover the most ground . . ., . , j
aad do tne most goou, ia umutpwmw on this side of the Atlantic.
The other side speaks for itself through London Pivnch. on.,. nnihla writoi- in he who can
place a picture before the mind's eye J - 3n .. n MMimanV with vivid
arawu in wuiun .vj"... -... ija that thn tarIbt is forced to see
reflected in them the very situations
whioh fired the imagutation oi tne
writer. The art is posnessed by Bui
Nn anrl hn tnrns his art mtotne ooan-
nala nf hnmorous desmbtion. He
.Iraihaa f ha nmlnTA Of & mill ChaSUHr
oavwauw -" j- - w - nnmr nnt nf hia crarrlnn with a bed-slat
a ..wn v.v " ' o .... . . -i a il a
bv tne ltgnt ot tne moon, ana i iwr . . . i i . , r .1 1
a- ..an taA i.nn liniormiiuti liuuvuiuaM,
patiently wading through the damp.
arrass. trim) ing over the melon and
sauasn vines, nears tne wua ruu u i
bovine through the murky evening mist hears the dull thud of the bed-
.i.t failing annn nnnn hue rumu-fiteaK
BW .". a r . of tli' nnipil, uiisauily a:n . lal, hears
tha vol innwst ini .orsn: ional tone
of tin- ii and the advifcury words of
his n-ifo it nn tli! iy-wiihvjw. xne whol" s-'frif is prcrntoii i- - few, ap-
iMUN-Miv i r-itr,v arranvd 'Aoroii ana
sentt'twes U1 I uri "l ii-u aa, painto.I a iictui-e as virid as a red, wbiti an.i bl'.K fart-i'.on
Biil N f leetcrday A inaae somi N-'w ir calls- I stm told." Wiiitt a d " f me-n.ing : couched in ihvoi- tbis little words, "I tub told." The signification of them awakens a responsive chord in many a young man's heart And that is where the art lies. That is the token of the rioh vein of humor in Mr. Nye wlitcti, ifiTTta-aati. mation of many able critic, has p laced him head and shoulders above any other distinctively American humorist 7icttffo Telegram.
MUMOB.
Lnv; may laugh at locksmiths, but he'vSmilos verv enmnlfioentlv on ooach-
met jwh a man hau led a fast life for a while t.1,8 fast lifo begins to lead him. Thk exultant exclamation of the chiropodr: "1 came, I saw, I cornoured.r prPt,FVg Wn-l-hi.
Vkxb w i-jaT be the spice of life, bu judicious n systematic advertising h
the pepper anoalt of a newspaper, and the butter of the. advertiser. The customer, how jyer, gethe bestxf the cream. Corf PreizePa kly.
A ti;KMAK news-aj, )nta,iu8 the followii,g advertisenrt. if Charles Franke ibergej r will eie. or write to Karl Schmidt on the r.;. ,,.a..a
No. 26, he wfll hear sortnul to h &
advantage. His wife is de" "Wkun I married Paul.V tlie old lad;r, he was made to iu 'With
my worldly goods 1 tnee enno . paui Arv croodji atolK. tt. . -
""ro, j 3 - ." i rasa. and I thought the goods belong ..
me; tnit X soon loona ou n Sntia
meant only one cauco aieaa uyear.
The 'M
Bnma Hw ajajia
of the Colored Wld!m
fjrwannJ m. .UHMr- In-' tfi.t'
aaiunvm imam.-? TfWtr
TmiaAraewtatii of tha mtMatefw
MnuifM iresrifMa Mff ws that tte mott Wi
;dent-alet. f
td b tfw
adsnmls
tie. Mr.
t
11 .aiMana and Uiai
frotod to a mcStmct
day, I iaever yet heard him say "good nnniaa nr "arnnil AVeninlT. hOW OO
you do, or "good-by," or inquire after
anybody's neoltn. nut ne scrupuwiraij
anaweroa every letter tnom, aaJ .ruinanx) it nn tllH SDOt. SOthat thfl
writer jfenerally got the reply m the nextmnU. His conscience was abnormally developed on the subject, and he
probably wrote ao.uuu letters w
not need writing, ana awu m oi"
tk. c yaaat ha OAlrinm anoke
1U1 av. va wuu aw ' - to even liis nearest friends, unless he had
business. I have known him to enter . jmn tnwi. nit bv the side
of a frisnd for a mile without speaking
a word, then suddenly nuoge mm a.m j T.ot ma taVn vnur narjeri'"
read th paper for another mile, look ,i. r,ia.nr1a hmian band the bft-
per to liim just before reaoning it, nu ..nnainv withnnt anAakiniT to htm
uaaa wuiuaii f ... . " r' v -
or look ins-at him. He did not believe
in that expenditure oi lorce whm."
varaatinnal mmlltiaa rAOUire.
. .. 1 , -1A...l ,,il.
A. gcmtleman WHO oreaaiaov" i him in 1866 tells me about ;! Greelev was not living at ho ' 1
time; I was what Mrs. Gr
"boarding somewhere somewhere else happened ... . l 1 TTnJa...
v estm jreiauu, ou uuwi
a couple of mocks- ir
"Prof. Ii. 8. Packard nu.1 . vited ttrbreakfast with him at ' We reached the dtodnR-Tooin of tb uo tol before him, inquiivd for ' is ttible.
and sat down, jrivxvuiif m i;m handed his overcoat- ami hat to a wait-, r.
and, without lookitigtowaru as, nnciea a breakfast for otva powhed sk some milk . toast, and w;p of t a.
Beaobiugtue tbl lm Iojhcci a uf.e surprised, bftteaiut Haveytmorib-i .jd
your uveaxiasi .- " we had not, but we ordered tho sami t hat hedid. ' Wht PPf J);lvo ynxs Y 1J inI
quired of Packard, as he .,f,,
was the vmzen, alter wuee v wj
loft it ord1 while Boosevelt naa it.
s oy tbitif n it?' he asked. ' Not muott.
i-x.t.m article attaoking you, saiu
Pwharii t v M a column ana a iu l'.'ipr, I" (Ireeley read it through. .iimir e, said, to take so muoh spai-pi... It isn't good journal, ism i , ht to hate been said in onettii.i ...f tl i space. That artiole otiftht v. ' lieen vermitted to go beidw
i .-. li-i, inaifiawng a piece wtu - . . ife did POt aliudo to the
A True Gentleman. Hn old English dramatist calls Jesus of'Naaivth "the first true gentleman that ever breathed." He is comict ti. ia,tiitirr -i the name is borne
t il.' w w,. . ' i . , i.. ,;.i ilimnrli the lvuMt mT at
UI II. Ill 1 1 ; . -' -' - - iirat setnu a light ne. The .Waster was . :.. .,rsral. ncr in enr - ace. tem-
per, aiiiiH, uikTu air lic vM jmM.
calm, qniet. UBjajaiBiiiperuwr. not bast;- i . BBearing, nor prc-ui,
nor oppro-. exormHtur, n
was not u. ifinck to forgive tnobo
who bad injnr-3 him, but ho sought
them out as in the case it ter to at
he might offer them tun iorgivuet'S. he illu3trated, by itie
acts, his own words to his dit c iplcs : j
'If, tiderefore,tiiou art onenug uj ev
at the altar, and there rememuerest
that thy brother hath augnt against
thee, leave there thy gift before tne
altar and go tny way. rirs u w oiled to thy brother, and then ceme and offer thy gift"
A story ox tne unwi w umj,
irbaps, illustrate these words of tne
iter, ana awo teaou us ui hub miw tloiaan is imxiotis to forgive an in-
... llnini- tZtlA l.TH W I II 11 T III Ut3
jury. a.ifs t sieere the British sohliers sufferedl from
cold, wet hunger, .and disease. A
young surgeon, anxious bduu m i:jiment was somewhat exacting in liis reauests to bis Colonel, who did not al-
ways l olio w uie uuohd oiiggtKiMuun. tha anrlrnnn waa nrtrent
in pressing thi Colonel to do somothing
wnicn ne, as cuiuuinuu.ug tnuwa, uu not think neoessary, The refusal to
follow the surgeon's recommendation
so irritated him that losing nis temper, be angrily said:
"Uoionei, you are tne omy hiuiumuu-
ing officer I ever served turner wno seemed to me to be indifferent to the
welfare of hw refpment" It was a rude, insubordinate remark. The Colonel flushed, but restraining himself, simply pointed to iihe door of his tent The angry doctor departed, and for two days did not go near the rininnai'a tnnt. On the afternoon of the
iwcoiid day. - the surrpo seated. in his tent nursing his wrath, the .. . . , . , , . . .l.a h,m.
. - . 1 il. -1- i
Did you give your motoei- us u, elabbei' I gave you for her yesterday f,
1-1 a man in a nonntrv wiimm. of a
.-..11 lun nti nna nf thn streets of AlM'
t. , - i T.I T V.4
tin. Kaw, repiieatjuuiuijj iwiuiae" U v.u Inn ar-ii fnr hnr. no I Itnt lots of
sugar in it nud ate it myself." Texas
Stitnys. Twr. vnracnR who had not communi
cated tor some time now met under, cir-
cumstinces not suggestive of gioom, 'and ,fter effusive greetings: First Gent rioq.) "And the good wife?" Second Gent (with due solemnity)" In heavea two years." First Geni; "My dear fellow, I'm shocked to hear it." He was reading a patent-medicine Umauae. Suddenly he jumped up and shouted to his wife: "Somebody run for the doctor; I'm sick. I'm the sickest man ou the footstool. There ain't a disease known to medical science that I hitvent got pronounced symptomt, of. I have, reached the advanced stage of everything. Somebody run for the doctor quick :" Detroit Poit. While returning from school one muddy day Tommy fell into the gutter, with the result that it was difficult to decide which was mud and which was Tmrimv Whnn he arrived home tbe
follo wing dialogue occurred: Tommy
U-r.-r...nl IYA TA, lfTI I1I1W 1J I
"vrt liari hnvl Tn those new knicker
bockers too ! Tommy (never at R loss
for an excuse) "B-o-oo-o! x naant tim'j to take them off when I felt my
self going.
Iivran Kimvaat hnrn nn Aartb ia tbe man
. Ua ".f.t".. ." who has just had a tooth drawn. He waats to trfl the whole story, from the tin.. ilia i.tnth first twiran to acheto the
he roic manner in which he allowed it . -K.. n.,TnnM Wn have an old
and valued friend in the office at this ....- in rnlatiniy tn H8 all tbe
urjuioui n ..v. ... - - . 1...MArinaw alataila nf hia dantal BXnerft
WU.VIIUIQ V ences, atirithstanding that he knows
we are ecm uwu a, tHra lif WW a. iuiu
roads this paragraph we trust the w- . . l a." m vi. ...'1f will nnnoai' raA.
rU eXMUU VI aaaaa "11 f re him in sll its enormity. A lawyer took in a nsw boy, and, m he had suffered to some extent from the depredations of the former one, he determined to try the new lad's honiMtty at onee. He therefore placed a 8 aote under a weight on his desk, and i ilked out without a word. Upon his re turn, half an hour later, the note-waa
rone, aav-i nrui :.-crowu m aaaa
takefi its pltce. uBoyi vnen x went out I left -5 under this weight" "Yes, sir; but, you wee, yon hadn't been gone fivo minutes wan a man come in with a bill against you for X4 17s 64 I guess the change is vreot." 1 cu T " - u:r: V "V nV -hr.ro It' IB. all
receipted. 'L);e man paid itthan ';?H,P.
you Klufi.-ror . vuv uynt mm jw.-j, go1,f- ,fclei1iJntget'any further be-
for'e'he wtn. rushed for the tturst-tjrM;
he isn't in the law v m ess aayyije.
gWieJiiftrn.
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r wiiiMli b nOiV t B " a
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aWtaVVU aiiaauwaa aaa..jaaaa.jaai upoa ttetjKnrlr ttdfej!:
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lni it haa
br tlMiioptka
enaSitrofau It l. tha rfaatar' i
wlthtHeiwoiiia 4MW .11
' color, or priRaakm
nnca to tM
ltlna
in ov
TKai'.ii.aV.aiatlma;
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of i
fatar
1ITCTOOKOK . tatHK UI
hku a-nrjrvaw thOT
tnrtked. The U1 aManarl -man laMt Hi
fttM a wossqc
eonoedc tas
twaia oi mi
me oi mr udtw7,c mMh mm nP Mt&mtmi
and MM-Mmfl3kln.ABf tfti
It wan a crn0l npon tha &Lrttptot
DHIHj waaiwaa. vri X bad occMrtok ome
a "a.aZA A
abU to.aes why
ahrvfild naol
that the
ran. ratMauao.
miweanios
negro WMWTO,roia.i
BUI. asa iowic mwaan.
He moat sew make U..e
Kim It M anail TOV
iwntmnwaei:
lticentiv aw
non swiawOTi
maiini, ifa - ;!'J."..J.-
xamvery nmw-aaaaay.
NEARLY 1,006
FrighUul Kesulls of the
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goftly the evening Ur - Was shining In tha wMt And Luna bom her fwtdeji ear Shed ftradenu peaee and rwik A maiden, trrr-eyed. Looked npwlth lashegwat; Her lover whUperod-'ytewedOT fried? Sh.) faltered, ,:8twed, you bet!" Bttrlme(on Free Prat. HOW HE BAW HOI. She rUxd her nn, soft 8'1?.1of)Ta, . Andwound them round him; then, r" Thetr'lraff ilwm, "h t1?!?.D5J nl)0" Unto rnaponslT" lips thrt bent 'What ia the mattet, eweet mv own? tea AndforantU!wer he but eottly atstedBidaonndto bertn whow white borora tliwMKift tean&theartof a balMWfbUuod bride. BtllU still she aneried.the5 jtt hwt ho sd-
H1B eyes lernwent w 2lu " . i',S."'
m nana cfjwniii lie . .
"My pet, I saw Tom Robin ia last m enc
. I 1 HA.t .IM .1 1, 1 . i
aiu-ava fiailM TOU Buna awui v
ICabie
Tho nffldal
!K--iitrrwe?r uned in
rectSUL eaitUil
Orauadais still
the richer
the raoi
is Se
VIOH Wanaanaagr.
har a fnlllnff :
habitants
hamats a.lnaa.1
lo were aamagno. . Tha fthnok was not
1 f na- iha aMalUmt
the province of Qnxetmi. ,6
l .ill .1 i hi ' ivj.j nw.. - -
lost at A ibfttna; 750 houses and. P were Off tmxl nd thiHy pJi r" ,r ......1.1 TTrtll anal aaaii I
weivj tijwJiigjd ! Torwt. tM M ' which fl!d i.ank-siricken. vlti mated tliat 600 persons were kflgi ptovinc s of Malaga, including m at Aibawva Frent ehreka.aaw violent! tWK
hart ociurred at Torrox andSiM!!--" panic in those plaoee has revived.' 03cial rotiinia from the ptovi: alaanana aav that 52S m KUMd
Mrtharikottere. and tk'
AlVtamt l (vVaMF
been nioovered.. hava Kaaan MGBjOA
nm fklaatit. The I
on attempted to esnffii.
A Mad
EDsUitnii
The good of
i stably workea Ufjfg j tragedy and. uij
i mwet. Sirs. ! ,i,..,lih)v nf Suiitre"
I TialiltfWin i!
men f HauiUcm wwwj.
ii!Sil
Of V-W J v the . ! is
. f j Van annh.- V hftll
"Ani clown : w med Jhca
bfuub
row t'SFw
I DM lout quMpa "
,..,!. I"
WotAiiv !on Hvtohtt.
m HIS n" umnmo "t- I a a.' a-ifni' Krntnharderlvireentedhim
V1MVMV. w - w :il. fAllnannar meaaiUrB:
lieu wiwi -1." -a- , ,
"The Uoloners compi mi o" i " be glad if ye'd step up an' partake of refreshments wi' him, which hes just gotten frae ane o' the ships. The kind-heartedness which pirompti au. nii tn ha the first to offer
roconciliatiori, though an apolo,n? was i bim, caused the surgeon', anger n Tie storted on a ran, deterask th. Colonel's pardon; but Hteml the lout tle Colonel held hanl and said ol a wind about what baiapened tlx-r .lav Do not speak of it. Do thiLH it Perhaps I was more ibn nouZ than vou wre; so tell me
i,i iv hat ou wui'f rue to do, t.na it i - .'iu ln l. vrni to do so ' .vili. I I The yu'Hitf .ui-m.iou wan overwbelirl ; Ho felt keeiuh- the roV""f eonveyod i.
this quiet way, .uui re-cotod nobility tha4 could thus gently re; tore j a subordinate to favor. Awn Changetti His Mind About Wer. j "I shall never call ou Mrs. Smith again, " said Mrs. Jones. "I never want to see her any more." "You women are very foolish to quarrel over trifles, " said Mr. Jnes. "Mrs Smith is a very plesant person, a little talkative, perhaps, but on the whole a vim. auiti'mal-ilaa wnman "Vnn u'hAiildn't
attach any importance to wh. "he says. Wliat was the trouble?" " . ''She said you weren't very prompt in paying your debts," " Well, b;' th. nder"' shouted Jjoaes, jv nip Jig to'his fee.. "! would plvJ $35 if mhe were a mau for just ten njiuujtee,' Jft?t York Star. .
k Cetwiomriltsm Town.
Winnipeg, the most populous city of iihemost populous Canadian Northwest -iimmlaan-or xub'"1' '' ' cosmopolitan. Opera-gl exqutse ,am instled in its streets by Oalf-breeds
keeninj! She w.'U 1MB ww
niUM lb7. . . . " "v. CkU
foaatrftrui and mase
more
nn ha-1
end hart
a mlsaa
was oj'at
OldPttl fasteoil
heieelf,
left 110; tha thi)
until tllWl
.nn .ti
drt
Ta raeatit ot;'
aautraant that :
Wexitfe'W'f . a Uaat
l.u jv"".- ' . . j, ..l.j Mth mnnnaainR! daintUV
liaa nf fashion are Bidti b" ane with
the Indian mother whose inf tat rests m u braided pocket or cradle wi th a wooden Ivaok, which is fastened about Hm
mother's neck oy a son. wiiooenywe. f ,he motmted police, whoM duties lie outside the city limits, ta king after illicit iniiroduotiou of liquor into the :a.,T,l arakihinarnvnr tihe Tndiariii.
oake a bit of blight color. Their soslst coats and white helmet hate can be seen and distinguished ft long dittanee
sway. A Texas Hector.
r r. Blister is one of those physicians
vtio HO lor an "J uuiawiw ncied . ,nir . .iiiiAnts Op- day he tiresented . V!":S
bis bill tn Mose Rohivunilmrc. "rij7!3' feet ..... i i. P., !lorat " nv- I L '2 M.a aan
1 Wii ! ! "'V ' , .4. : .T"
I f umtbIs in dot vsmuyvoulu not hat ! cwt mo 10 muoh a tM-. , .
"!fs not too ato to haro iu... tae house ret," rcnlied 1- Bhster drawmg an armv-stae revolver, ur. 'ttiiaWhAAla bimhclf whenever aratient
fsels indisposed toseUle. -Texas Sift- Wioo'audoaitheJSo a I ' U,.lalalV il'lt
tags. . ,arvtCTatMKv,-.v;
. Sfi.0OO ana over. The Jfanttfactttrers' Gtuem ms ostnte.te the
that the effects of the intiaiation o ww fumes, W( strong ammonia on Mewi are dearoess and catarrh. In "SggST btnucet the troubles tre very d.sed. 3tt will induce lung jglA it'- anv taanalnnnv to WeaMuMM! Of
1. in italaaiA thn fnmna oi
40 w 4..aj"aFv .......
oetio jd, wmcn reaow upon
. wad
t n'b., tAinM
11)01 Mt .
Tht cost "J ' ncv
tmBUoial
the count thaa CM