Western Sun & General Advertiser, Volume 18, Number 43, Vincennes, Knox County, 1 December 1827 — Page 4
Poetical.
Jhrom the Phitairlihiu M. Magazine THE VOICE OF WINTER. I come tny breath is on the blast ! A wreath of clouds is o'er me ; And the loveliest flowers of the earth, as Ipast Have wither'd and f-hrunk before mc. I have found the earth in its richest bloom, I come to gather its pride to the tomb ; I have found it alt with joy elate, I come to make it desolate. The leaves of the trees are rustling and jr;iy, The sheen of the river is bright as the spring 1 will blow those rustlinq; leaves away, I will stop the streamlet's murmuring: I will strip i its robe the towering oak. Its roof shall be torn, c its limbs be broke
I wii! howl through the waste, and the wild beasts there At the sound of my voice hall shrink to their lair. The eagle shall close her vmng wing, And 2eek her nest on the i) vie hr h---And every songster cease to cs. At the sound of my ominous rushing by ! I will bow to the dust the gavest flowers, And strip of their pride the fairest bowers I will clothe the earth in white as I come The winding sheet of her wintry tomb i PAT ENT MEDIC 1 N E. Ramrod's Tincture of Gridiron, otherwise called, JSalurc's Grand llesto alive. Doctor Simeon Ramrod, by n semticous and chemical anaiizatnn of veg table substances has recently discovered thai gridirons con ::ins a subtle. invigorating fluid, sympathetically allied to the Ni nervous or magnetic fluid of the 'V liuman body, which beins fskilliul Nly extracted & prepared, becomes a specific, and infallible rcmedy for almost every complaint, ol
XSmind and body, to which human
lature has been subject since the
flood. It is found also, to have
very much infested with rats, and one day I set brooding over my misfortunes, a large number of them suddenly came upon me,& cat me up I instantly took some of the Tincture of Gridiron, and found myself at case, and have never been eaten since. Jack Recover. I was, not long since, subject to extreme fatigue from dancing and other exercise. I took a sman quantity of the tincture of Gridii on, and have been dancing ever since, without the least inconvenience. 'Srr,ii Hiadoon. Hiding out the other dav, I accidentally fell into a ditch and broke my legs. my arms, and neck
On taking a little of thr. Tincure of Gridiron, 1 inctantly recover cd. and have never been near a ditch since, nor felt a desire to approach one. Turn Tillable Walking not long since, near (he machinery of a mill, I was caught and carried between two ecg-whccls. and every bone in my body broken to pieces. A phial of Ramrod's Tincture of Gridiron being thrown into the mill pond, I found myself re' )icd, and as whole and sound as i roach. nit iv u unujcu;. xV;:e. Gridirons, taken in their natural it :t and particularly taken whole, are, by skilful chemists, deemed cytrrmHv dangerous ; but the recent eovery of a mode of piepuritig th;
tincture from them, places them i
in the first rank of valual;ie !.; Hewarc of ( un!crjici;
cd an army of reserve whilst the corps which marched in column on the left wing manoeuvered so as to turn the hostile army, and advanced with a hurried march to the hillock of the formica rufa. c took it by assault. The two armies attacked each other and fought a long time with, out breaking their lines. At length disorder appeared in various points and the combat was maintained in detached groups, and
after a bloody battle which continued from three to four hours, the formica rufa were put to flight & forced to abandon their two hi! locks and go otVto establish themselves at some other point with the remains ol their army. The most interesting part of this exhibition, savs M I ! anhart, was to see these insects reciprocal! v making prisoners, and transporting their own wounded to the hi Ilocks. Their devotedness to the wounded was carried so far, that the formica rufa in conveying them to their nests, allowed them selves to be killed by the little blacks without any resistance rather than abandon their precious cha rge. From the observations of M Huber, it is known that when an
I ant hillock is taken by the enemy. the vanquished are reduced to i slavery, and employed in the huerior labors of their habitation.
Hull. Univ M"r. 1820.
sion, he thus addressed her u Could a body get you to have him Expecting his question, she modestly replied u Well, I reckon so!" He observed u It isn't me that wants you, Wt brother Jackey." Anecdote. As a traveller wa pacing by a bouse, ten or a dozen great savage dogs ran out and began to bark at him most furiously. The man of the bouse, thinking the poor traveller was in danger, sallied forth, and began to bawl most lustily to his fourfooted companions, Cnme out 1 come out .fouler !c me out. Ponto ! come out. Lion !" 41 For heavens sake," returned the traveller, don't call out any more !" A polite correspondent A gentleman at Pa is wriiing a few lc4ys since to a lads at 8 1 Petersourgh. thus commenced his letter: "Madam. I should apologize for writing to vou in mv
shirt sleeves
a powerful effect upon the biute j Kacb bottle is stopped with a gim
creation on various inanimate ? substances ; to give relief against V-iha'-cidents ; to be a wonderful quickner of the circulations, and
blet, and sealed with, juniper be?
lies, and labelled. " Ham r;'A''j Tincture of Gt'idiron ' V
sold ( au a ; hv the m-u th
to give renovated strength to all Teakettle, who always subscribe- j
A Philosophical Apology for Celibacy l)r Alibert, an eminent physician of Paris,has published a work entitled " Physiologic ties s,sos' ,, in which tie broach es the following theory, which is (he most philosophical explana-
i lit n ot (be causes of eelibaev, and
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muscular exertions; from which ! bis own name
it is found useful to persons travel
ing bv sea or bv land, and to those
exposed to cxtraordi larv dangers.
To announce the instances in which Ramrod's Tincture of Gridiron has proved beneficial would be to give a detail of all the diseases to which men, woman and children are subject. The following are but a few. out of a thousand and upwards, of certificates, which have been, or may be procured, as a testimony of its efficacy, viz: The subscriber has long been JxhTicted with the tooth ache to such a degree, that nearly all his teeth had been drawn out : and by an unjust sentence, he also, unfor tunalely had both his ears cut off On applying a little of the Tincture of Gridiron to his head, his teeth wete restored, and his head was instantly supplied with as fine a pair of ears as he could boast of the dav he was born
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FutUlcofAm'-, by M The author in ibis n;; eribes a battle which he tween two species of ant'
fur mica runt, and the other a ii ;lt black ant which he doc1- not. nan-c. (probably the fofusfa.) Sn oth-er respects there is nothing new mi this subject, this kind of combat having been described in dfctiii, and in a vcrv inteiest'rog manner, bv iM. Huber. (Hecheivhes stir
lc-5 ?I(xurs d'js I'ourinis. ISKV) a work to which we refer, not being able here to enter into the requisite details 31. Uanhart saw these insects approach in armies composed of their respective su arms, and advancing towards each other in the greatest order. T uiform ica rufa marched with. oen front on a line from nine to twelve feet in length flanked byeveral corps in square masses composed of from twentv to sixty individuals. The second specks, (little blacks,) forming an army much more numerous, marched to meet the enemy, on a very extented line, and from one to three individuals abreast. They left a detachment at the foot of their hillock to defend it against any unlooked for attack. Thevest of
JOHN IIARWKi. "Not long since, whilst riding on the highway, my horse stumbled, and fell, and so lamed himself a Jlo he unable to proceed I heard of a phial of the Tincture of Gridiron in the neighborhood, and suddenly found myself at the end ct my iouinev without further trouble. .ion a. spiip.dwkm, Having from mv infancy had an
uncommon relish for barbaeues, I the army marched to battle with not long since attended one : and . its right wing supported by a solid notwithstanding the splendid vari j corps of several hundred individ ety which a sumptuous table af- ; uals, and the left wing supported r forded. was unable to eat a by a similar body of more than a is Pmoothful. I look a spoonful of thousand These groups advan- " the Tincture of Griditon, and felt ced in the greatest order, and with
al pn feet ly satisfied as if I had . out changing their position. The cilen all on the table. j two lateral corps took no part in s (iouMAMiiznn. the principal action. That of the Some time ago, my house was right wing made u halt and forxn-
uueuual matches. r.
I tnet with. - Marriages," says he, "would ! ;h ays be happy if Heaven had I a - i gued to each man here below,
the only woman, who could sympathise with the peculiar nature ol his organization ; if congenial beings were always sine of meeting each other, on the journey of life, and if in the harmony of this vast universe, they were drawn to each other naturally like bodies subjeeted to the irresistible law of
attraction. The well known and ingenious allegory of Plato de dares, that in the beginning of tune, husband and wife, came together into the world, and compo
sed only a single animated ere a tore. j)ut in a lit of anger. Jupi ter separated into two, a whole so harmonious, and so perfect Since that time, each is vainly in search of his own proper half on earth ; and the union of the sexes is almost always consigned, to the sport of chance."
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so exceedingly hot that I have been under the necessity of tucking them up." Motion Without Cause A Springfield p. in! in communicating to its readers the r esults of the labors of a mechanic of Ware Village who has ben investigating the perpetual motion oj jrrpctual motion, aflir ms that the machine he has invented, when it is put together ' commences motion im
mediately, without any starting cause." Tender Cow tsh p The young ladies of New Caledonia, and the adjacent islands, repair with patriarchal simplicity to the wells and fountain, of their neighborhood for water When a youth ha? een and conceived a passion for one of them he repairs to the fountain, and lies in ambush in the thicket or behind a rock As the lady approaches u ith her pitcher, and stoops to diaw the water, her lover, taking advantage of her when she is in the mst defenceless pos'uie rushes upon her, and strikes her down with a club Then seizing her by the hair of the head, he drags her away, wounded and bleeding, to his hut. and thus she becomes his w ife. Weekly lie-view
In a certain section of our country, where the good people are more remarkable for their honesty and simplicity, than for their polished manners, a lad who had arrived at an age when most boys take it into their heads that a wife is indispensably necessary to their happiness, felt, or believed he felt, (no matter which) a flame lor one of his fair neighbors Possessing an uncommon share of bashfulness, he could not venture to solicit her heart and hand in person, but prevailed on an elderly brother to do it in his name. The brother accordingly made a visit, and alter yawning a considerable time, turning his back, fearing she might witness his confu-
1 Petition for JDi-
j -vorce.
Mate ol Indiana, SULLIVAN COUN I Y, ss. Sullivan circuit c uut, Sijitember Term, 182T.
Aaron 1 hompsou, vs. Kaclit! Thompson
k T this time came the petioncr, by ix Samuel Whittlesey Esq his counsel, and having filed his petition, and it appearing to ihe satisfaction of the court, thai the defendant is not an inhabitant cf this state, whereupon, on motion is ordercdy That publication made in the Western Sun, a public nevpaper, punted in Vincenncs. for four weeks successively, of the pendency of this suit ; that the said defendant appear by herself, or counsel, on or before the first day of our next term, to be holdcn at the court house in I'.Icroni, on the first Monday in April next, and answer to the said petitioner, or the same will be heatd and determined in her absence. A true copy test, ANDREW WILKINS, jr. Deft:,:. lor SAMl. OLMAN C7. s.c. November 6, 1827 10-4t Tobacco, Cigars, and Turk's Island Salt. JUST received on consignment, '... 7 .i ' i n r
I'ti i.im r a inn it in i in r; w-fi i i f irir'
.moot) CIGARS, Also one hundred sacks Turk's Islam SALT, For sale bjr WILLIAM BURTCH. Vincenncs, Oct. 26, 1327 SB-tf
