Western Sun & General Advertiser, Volume 14, Number 52, Vincennes, Knox County, 24 January 1824 — Page 4
Poetical.
house, and hiccupping that he !Tho:e sentimrnts were uttered in was Mr. JVil-ber-force ; the recognition nf Smith Ameri
FK'IM TI1K rilOVlDKNCV: jOURN'AL. J -,hr, affian t xiit to the Stram float. Divl vrrn cvt r o down to the Steam-Boat? Bv jinks' I'll kmKk under to that! I o w h'irdiv tell what to make on't. It docs beat creation all flat!
Whv thattrreat copper kettle; my patience! Celebrated Phl.Vne was Concerned.
IM tell what it holds, if i could. Afraid of trusting her defence to Xihut?Z; any hired advocate, she appeared
in her own behalf: and such is
Then then wheels all a going and jungling, jj Q been cncIiant;n2
is strange now me) cer can slvjj
can Independence, and of the lib
FKMALE PLEADING, eration of Mexico from the powThe Athenians had a law. that cr 0f European Spain' The
no woman should be permitted to South American States have an plead her own cause. It had its swered our expectations in main
origin from, a case m wmcn tne taming the liberties they had won;
and even in the golden country
:,' 1 uur iron rods, all aspnineliug
Lord sikes! what a thrashing they keep'
The great wheels too, that paw up the wa
ter. An' send up a hogshead, a stroke? Then that big iron dumbis a snorter! Bv cat owl ! how't sends out the smoke! I stager! 'twould puzzle a fellow To ;'nd out the hrad or the .starn Whv, w of th" ro ms in th cltar Is as long ;s t'v s. r of our b iru ! AflSSJ. .T. Sc'tthnc Jul Perfumery. A sentimental perfumer rec -m mends it to the. fine ladies to fur t'eir toilets w ith ttie follow in; a titles Self K-in-vlerlge: mirror shewi.-g the full shape, in the truest !!' u.
effect of her personal beauty on
the judges, that contrary" to evidence, they pronounced her guilt
less.
In modern times, men have
learnt to be less susceptible in
themselves, and more just to
ward? the sex; and since women
must be prosecuted at times, we
do not add to their comparative
helplessness, by depriving them
of anv means of defence with
which nature may have provided
them.
The right of pleading for them
selves in courts of justice, is one
however of which temales in
modern times have rarely availed
themselves; but there is on in
of the Caziques, insurrections have only arisen against the un
just usurpation of power. But
down, "T0(1 rqt it, (cried one,) how that man squints." ''Why, dom thee, (says a second,) here's another squinting fellow!" The third was thought to be a better squinter than thc other two; the fourth better than all the rest In short, language, cannot express how admirably they all squinted; for they went one degree beyond the superlative. At dinner they
all appeared to have cork legs;
while we ardently hope that all, and stumbling about, made more
America may one day be as free diversion than they had done at and happy as these United States, breakfast. At tea they were all it is not known at what hour we deaf But at supper, which was maybe called upon to resist ag - at Dover, each man re-assumed gression, to uphold the common his character, the better to play
stan e of recent occurrence which
Itnmcencr: X white paint, shows, that a woman may achieve
will stan I tr a eonsidera- tor her-clf what no male advo i . I 1 I. ll, ...a.
"ne u noi an eu. care coin a uo fin ail uuman proo-
If 'cvi: Ve.y best rouge, ability. ) and that not by the me
; g a becoming bloom to toe ritricious influence of personal
i i
cue' cnarms, out ov sound argument
Co :tfeifme. if: An infallible and common sense The instance
sm nei oi w iikics in me iace to which we allude is that oi
Tru;h: A sake rendering the Miss Tucker, tried at Exeter as
lips - ft. a' id peculiarly graceful sizes for a libel The lady plead
b
right of nations to form and ad
minister their own government. Spain at this moment, bleeds tin der the invasion of her unjust neighbor, Fanee, who is at once the victim and the agent of an un holy alliance of kings The love of liberty still burn ing in the bosoms of many pa
triots. Greece has. I hope, passed
his part in a farce they had con
certed among them. When they were ready to go to bed, Cibher called out to the waiter, -'Here, u fellow, take out my teeth.' 'Teeth, sir." said the man. "Aye, teeth, sir - Unscrew that u ire, and you'll find they'll come out together " After some hesitation, the man did as he was ordced.
the hour of darkness and ofhor : This was no sooner performed, ror; and we gladly turn our eyes than the second called out, uIIere, from the murders and conflagra- vou. lake out my eve." -'What,
tion of Scio. to the gallant aehiev- sir (said the waiter.) your eye?" ements of the Greek navy, the k Yes. sir. my eye come here.
widom and patriotism of the you stupid dog pull up Hellenic Council, and those vie lid. and it will come out
come here.
tha eye-
as easy as
tories that have put the deseen- possible" This done, the thiid dants ot Leonidas and Thcmisto cries out. "Here, you rascal, take cles in possession of the strongest off my leg" This he did wuh fortresses in the Morea, and al less reluctance, being apprised bemost of every island in the Aichi fore that it was cork; and also pelago. The Turk, disenmfitted. conceived it was his last job. He must soon sheath his blood stain- was. however, mistaken. Thr
ed scymitar. and Greece resume, fourth watched his oonortunkv
(ion-1 Humour: An universal eJ her own cause, and in a way j as she has shown herself worthy and while the poor frightened -ilier so contrary to what the lawyers j to resume, a portion ofher ancient waiter was surveying with rueful
glories countenance the eye, teeth, and B -t the genius of despotism i? leg lying upon the table, crid ever active, and the piemgatives out. in a frightful hollow voice, of kings, priests and nobles which "C me here, sir take off my were almost annihilated by the head!" Turning around and sto giant energies of toe Fcneh revo ing the man's head shake like a Union, are once m re in full lux- mandarin upon a chimney piece, urianee blasting the wholesome he darted out of the room, and afflowerets of a liberal age even ter tumbling headlong downstairs, while they are struggling into he ran about the house, swearing light. Bot the great nope of man that the gentlemen above stairs is in the power of Intellect and were all devils
I ruth; and while Anie'iea encourages useful knowledge, and boasts of free institution?, she is
armed at ail points" against t'.e
U k.s: Giving a tincture I practice (their practice) as
to the v ice Pre;ub' to excite the compassion Tetrs of Pitv: water, that of the judge, who more than
gives htstte and brightness to the wee interfered to remind the fair
eV(. pleader, how little she was speak
X B The constant use of u! 'purpose, mixing with
W :,.ti,lPs ...iiimit tail render Ms mitions an expression ot
ing them quite agreeabV to the
pensive and deserving part ot
m iinvind. S1I HIDAN
"Mr Sheridan always lived and
a ' d without any regular sys tern tor the g ivcnimnt of hi c i hict; the cooseiiuenees was. a
migh? have 'oeenxneetefl. that he
hcame the sport oi capricious
f
o!
lie "cd the mutabihty of political
connexions ,i'd the folly of neg le ting those resources which can a; ne support thc mi id in every exigency, and minister to its com ftf.irtin thc dreariness of solitude J I v thong the abude of do lu etic virtue and alTec.iion. was
regret that she had not entrusted
' her defence to some gentleman of
the bar, who would have known how to conduct U! Miss T. (ob stinate woman!) was not to be turned from her own way; she had nothing to gain by mere de ference to theopinion of the judge
ail she wanted, all she hoped lor.
)oo::ooo-
a id all she was striving for. was etVorts ot despotism, and bi b fair
to gviin her own cause. The judge to ensuie to the piese a race and
,. . . i . ehatitable in vain! abandoned to posterity, the enjoyment ot as nPf i .,rt.r c iedshin. and when the winter . r. i t , , 1 , J 1- . i i named alter turn, s , .. . , . her to her fate; and when she had great a measure ot political hap- 4rm.;illll4 nn t his davs aipraehed, he e.xpe i k n ' , , . ,, 4 , A , gtoi ions eigfun ot Ji , A' ..k:,.... 'ri:.:L i done talking to no purpose,' pmess as ever tell to the lot ol ci ;nfl,X,.., til fU
charged the jury in a sense by no
means favorable to her acquital The jury brought in a verdict of iNOT GUILTY.
The Legislature of ouh Carolina, convened on the 25th November We give the following extract from Gov.
no longer safe to a man SO long' Wilson's Message. knowiT and so much courted by "Heaven and our forefathers
the true and the permanent inter
ests ot the slate advanced; tne giea: ends tor which governments
ni'tivi ous apniicanis, in avoin nae gieo us a sioi r in umi. ; Hr
vh ie troublesome enquiries, and teugtous oies?ings wnicn n oe to gun a re-, ite trom anxiety he comes our duty to transmit unimpased mucli of his time in coflee paired to our children The pro
tection ot our tree institutions a gainst foreign violence or domes tic treachery the mural and if required, the physical opposition to the crusade which is now car
houses and taver s F equent i ehrity was the result f -uch a romse of life; ami t ? um efiVcts of it up n ins constitution, which had been natual ya very robust one
s . anp; i ed in his counten mce I t ied on in Europe under the di
a i I nvmners. Yet. sinking as he : tectum of the allied sovereigns now w is into tiie lowest stae of; who impiously call themselves hn.nan dec ension oceasinnal sal- "holy - to those principles so op-he-of h onour escaped -im, even enly prmnlgated. which go in wncn he was unahle to sand orledec t) destroy every free govscareeiy l ar'iculate - Coming j ernment on earth is wisely com xe y late one night out ol a tav j mitted to yout charge. South e n tie fell, and being too much Carolina ever has been, and 1
Anecdote of General Jackson. A tew das since, when at Fredericksburg. Va on his way to Washington a small boy, about eight years of age, and who was
soon after rhe
January. 1815.
v ,l,zed .nan. 1 the pubhc salety his namcsaUe e tonk him be well ,;ov,ded tor, the c.v.1 and his arms and kissed pol.i.calus,, S-olt.,ecitiz.-.,sJ,rj,. tti lus ,)and hs S seemed jusi.ee im,ri,ally Lid. God bless yon. my dear udrnuuMeied, v.rtue and talents la.le fellow; l,e a good boy; "leam
uScu. .c u,iiiewi:u. auu ..,... honk- ami l- o ....!
J - 7 ui j I CUU V to fight the 'enemies of your country." Then, taking out of iiis purse a fmy cent coin, and presenting it to" him. he continued: -Here is the Eagle of your country -never desert it! Wear
! this next your heart, and remem-
Jlmasing.
overtaken ir liqo r to rccuver bis feel, he was rai-ed by some
trust ever will be. ready to second
mr the efforts of the National Gov-
passengers, wno asked his name. ! ernment for the security of our a . ! p ae of alv tie: to w i ieh he independence and the heeexpresrcplied, by iclciiinto a coii'ee sions of our national sentiments.
A Good () m:.- Theophilus ber me." The scene was strik-
Cihbet. in company uith three ng; and the im)ression made on other bon vivai.ts. made an ex fhe boy will be lasting It will cursion. Tiieophihis had a false influence his future life. He set of teeth; the second, a glass wears it round his neck, and it is eye; the third, a cork leg; but the the envy of all his schoolfellows, fourth had nothing pai ticular. ex- rne little fellow is already a cept a ery remaikahle u ay of , thorough Jacksonite. and says he shaking his head. Tney travel j.lVil1 & to Washington, when
led in a post chase, anu as tne Jacksnn is riesiueni, and show it
were going the first stage after each had made merry iwih ms neighbor's intirmits the agreed that at every baiting place the would effect the same singnlati When they came to breakfast, t hey were all to squint; and as the counttymen su-ud gapu .g round, where they were iusl set
ti him in the P.esident's House.
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