Western Sun & General Advertiser, Volume 13, Number 35, Vincennes, Knox County, 28 September 1822 — Page 4
WAsM. I' MI PUKTKY.
SOLILOQUY.
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To d:iv lie stcb a
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to-morrow
This is t!; Ivi ti mail
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Avro her.
An 1 bears her plcr.sin imac in rcmembr:mc"C. Tlit- thirl tViy comvs ;i beau, a f.kirer beau, A; J v.v.ni he thinks, poor easy fod, fail stir civ,
His n; irriace is arnrorichlr.L. blasts his
J II - LI Ar.:l it lie raves is I do. I have ventured Lii.e bulv mollis fi.t around tin caudle, 1 i i . e i.::u,y bamiiu-rs in the nelds of beauty 13 . i f ir ir'w.r.d d'.scretien. The haughty
AH na."d dvceitf A: aud now have left me,
Acjy :.ud worn with j.leaaui, to tae
mcrev Of, i xh,: world, that vill forever jet r me. iJvC.eit aiidbvauty f the sex, 1 hate you! 1 icd niy heart i;rows callous Oh II. mv wretc.ied
Is that bliml cull who hares on ladies' fa-
Vi!.n !
1 here is betwixt that goal he would aspire
T:;e state cf matrimony an l his failure, Mi it pa-is and ftars than rogues or game3 t is feel; At d when he fails, his lot is final Ncw.T to love . gain."
do
ght have it. L-a w, my son, After dinner, I was preparing t and after a ride of five hour?. I got give it to him. I wont; and to go out and do some. business safe home at ten o'clock at night. . ay it went into the fire. for one of my country neighbors," I need not tell you that our
awav it went into the fire.
Dinner was soon ready, and another scene of irregularies now
onened. The children scamper-
ed and huddled around the table
folkes were doe fully frightened to
see me return at that hour. I shall conclude with telling you, that if you happen to call pretty soon you may see mv new volvets half spoiled poor me, limping round the house with a scald on my knee as big as a leather apron and wife scolding like a declamiie, because as she says I've
disgraced the family However
dear, s
naunhtv. should'nt do so. I wont I must hasten to tell you about
my tea scrape, the very pinnacle ot all the plagues which this devilish town visit has brought upon
have that little niece. Dont cry,
my dear, and mother will give you a great piece. I believe, said the good mother, children always act worse when we have company, than at any other t me They act worse than 1 ever knew them, to day. This, said I to myself, as I departed from the house, is the effects of Indulgence and a slack unsteady government. FROM Till: ADVERTISER. FROM THE LONG BOX TO s sch.ipk'r, esq. Sir I don't know what you
meant when you urged me to vis-
A TttlK PICTURE. J'rs? as the tii'ig the tret vulvrd. It is for the want ol early dis
cipiine and a unifntm government
that rhildien are so troublesome an; I lehai'iory. To substantiate
tM- p: i iiiit me to record a eir cii'ii-tances which has fallen un der the wriiei's notice. I hap
V ncd.not loo since, to call at a
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certain n''!g! bor s tor the porpoe 11 town: i ou tola me 1 snoiiiu of fi ieudlv conversation; when, on find the folkes very clever, and a sudden, half a dozen boys and see a great many sights. I partly pries rushed into I he room, and believed you, and so yesterday, I vitii a boisicrous sound of words paid a visit to my wife's half sister a id unghter confused and almost Mrs. Tumbleup, who you know drowned our conversation. The hvcs hi a house jammed in fi:i:e: leddencd with seeming res amongst a grc?t pile of houses, cnttnrnt and said in a sott tone, with a door yard, about as wide d n't mv children, be so noisy.' as a carrot bed, I got to town He imgMt as wc'l have been silent about 10 o'clock in the morning, f t t-.ey have been too long ac- and on enquiring of a young fel- (' fed with his irresolute and h)U where sister, lived, he told me
teany government, to pay the to rule now n street to tile cor--t attention, to what was said nor ot the ween, turn round the
i l I UllUM'H II If'. VII IH'JC till . ..- ' I J l 1 HI iU UUV I
nm :i little niit ofhirith Heiuv atf iroinir down
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1 u the ret to litei to a story I ni
1 i- tattUM'wa !ciafloix. Present- tltet
when sister told me I must be
back by half after four to tea. I obey'd her punctually, and judginnr tVnm our couiitrv nracticc T
VI HI I VI I I l. VI U I V V V V ' I I 7 I'ibo cr mfinv biiiKtrv nirr; K;ieb hnn'd I sboilM find SOme. butter
I j IV V ; w uiiii i y v i f m " - - v - - one began to help himself, before cakes and ham to make amends the duties ol the table were atten-1 for my tough dinner On my ded to. They cut and slashed,! return at the tea hour, 1 found sevcrowded and differed till the pie eral young folkes at the bouse, was brought to the table, when ' who I suppose had come to see Min ril!1 -nit tftHi i 1 f 1 1 - t i f t' i ciwtrc nlrlpvt O'irl Slllllu' WllPil
IHlother, give me a great piece. I first got in, Sophy got up and j if I ever go to town a cousinim;
8am, said another, has got as big ; made a courtesy, and told them again, they may ship me to the again piece as 1 have; and away ! that I was uncle Brushwood, and West Indies for a Jack Ass went his to the floor. O. my I then told me w ho thev all were; Wife and the girls send their
aid the mother, that's; but I've forgot now, and besides. , compliment whilst lam without 1 11, . t x ... ! - l. a ..It - !... .. X ' . r 1
mi) . 1 our irienn. r.OLOMON KUUSIIWOOD. AXOTIII LOH1) 1NT VERMONT. We understand that Deacon Charles M'Kenzie. of Hartland, Vermont, a fa mer of the first tespectability, and a man hiiihiy rsteemed wherever he is known in consequence of the death !" aii uncle, is likely to be Lord 7Ionro. of Alien Rossshirc, in Scotland It is but a few weeks since an old gentlemen of Roxbury.
was informed of a similar kind f luck, he b ijg the eldest lineal deseendent now living of an ancient family of parliamentary dignity in Holland. I'hc laws of primogeniture occasionally excite our astonishment; particularly when w e see men brought from the most, humble stations in life, and from most sections of the globe, to be heirs of consequential men in another kingdom, of whom perhaps they never before heard. Vermont paper.
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street to sh
me. After we had waited about half an boor, a little nero came out of the kitchen, with a towel tucked under his chin, lugging a long a great tin pla'ter as big as a bread tray ; I star'd like an owl, and could'ut tell what to make on't. The platter had ahout a peek of tea cups on't. all full, besides a sugar pot, and I dont know what else; and to top off a'l. the puppy brought it right up to me! I started back the young folkes tittered like a flock of black birds sister seowld and called out -brother don't drink hyson I'd forgot it!" The negio then carried it to the rest they all took a cup off the platter, and first put a bit of sugar into't, and then drizzled in about three drops of milk out of a little thi g. no more like a milk cup than a gridiron. They all held their teacups in their hands, and began to ip. red hot as il'was, and sister said -you'd better try our hyon brother I gue?s you'll like it " I tno't I
must do as I was hid again and so
vou on the right hand just at the head
of street. "Much oblmcd to
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Dj'Ol
1 tried to work it a- the rest did
ust turn round to my left, and ' I g ,l my cup into my hands, but e sister lived at the first hou-ej i m suic 'twas hotter than the
resl, lor ti e very saucer burnt my fin ;eis. and at tois moment along came the negroe again with another platter toil ol Wad ami butter and cakes; I took a thumping hre of bread and butter and now, Mr. JMcraper, had you seen
me at tins moment, you wou'd
ye " says I fn w I know just as well as I did before 1J Toe pup py bawl'd out a laughing. 6c ! was left to enquire again, t find my wav alone The next man I met
he bawled out Father,
t'ou'f te'l the story right B
vou do not know, mv son, it is not good manners to interrupt your lather when talking. But I v w father vou don't tell the story a I hear I it. His father was si-
I: r. .mil i'w nn ivput nn witli nroved a little more civil: he went
t o." stoiy; the old man w as as with me till he cou'd point out have pitied me from your ver i . . . .1. I. . I.I i i '
tame as a w nipped spaniel, tiil it me uouse. ana men w ish a me a v is tihished. He tiien said, god morning, ct ine. my s n. fetv-h some wood I found sister's folks at breaka d put it on the fire. 1 can't; let fat, late as it was; th.ey scem'd J am go; great lazy lout han't glad enough to see me. but look'd done not In .g to day Yes I very crooked at my old boots; h iveilone nvre than you, too; and when I ak'd where I shou'd v-ti may g father told vou first. I turn the old horse, thev went to
hi t say so It'-amy. Come John j the door, and pointing away
father s best boy run and , down street, told me that
vou are
b. ingsome wood. Yes. I'm al- Mr. 's stable was there, I
soul In one iiand I held the tea
cup, as hot as a warming, pan. and in the other, a great piece of bread and butter, anO lor my life I cou'dn't ted which way to work, to eat one and drink t'other. The sweat lan down my face with meie vexation; but at length, as I was doleiul hungry I "made a gi eedy bite at my n ead and but
ter ; In doing winch, I tilted the
vaS the het bov wlien here is ' thought this nlailUV odd. seeinrr tea i.Ui in fitiwr Ivi.wl ho
any tiling to d ; I luue every I'd come a eon-ining; however I sisters iiyson fhipjd over on mv tiling to do under the sun; great began to think I must do as I was ! fingers and scanieu me so intollerlazv Sue stays in the house, and bid, nor find fault; so I scrambled j ably, that down went biead and
don't do nothinir: let her "0. To ' away through the mud, and saw
the end the father went and ' old Sorrel safe in a stable as big as brought it him-elf. In his ah a meeting house sence as one was sitting down in By the time I bad got back to the chair anotoer pulled it away sister's and told w ife's and chil
and let him to the floor. lie i dren's love to her, and all that, the
scrahh ed up in a tage and fell up 00 hi brother with li-fs an 1 teeth.
We) h: in to erv hither. John
itiog a id s riking me. Weil
y:n ini'ed t :he chair away, an. I
a m t k led me Kiif tins r.t
a oin .10 i thicks mc. screamV I aoot hCl. ! I.- ti'meli.-.l in.- fi. J
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ruh ue. ii e mv tbiog hei-e b iw'u-d a fifth. 1 u , i't, ti-n't your thing; ti nuue, you said 1
butier, teacup and ail. The butter side of the bread fell flat on the knee of my new tla velvets, w hich destroyed their remarkable beauty, and the hyson alter scalding mv other knee to a blister
clock struck twelve. I was glad! ran down my buot to my verv
II.ATnD OF SCIO. This island recently recaptured from the Greeks, is thus described in Morse's last Gazetteer. tkScio. or Chios, ii mountainous and bare of wood The productions are wheat, barley, wine and oil. oranges lemons and bergamot citrons are impoitant articles of trade; but the most considerable merchandize is V eir silk; of which they make, one year with another SOOOOlbs. It is estimated that .500 looms are employed in the manufacture of silk stuffs, and the trade of the various' stuffs manufactured at J-cio is estimated at upwards of 0 000 000 li vies The other wares of the island are wool cheese, figs and ma-tic The turpentine has been lor g in great cstimation In no island of ti e Archipelago, nor in any county of Tui key. are the lanch better cultivated commerce more active or industry greater than at Scio. The inhabitants are remarkably intelligent Population estimated at 1 10000. principally Geek. Not moie than 4000 are Turks.
for I had eaten a very early break
fast, and began to be verv sharp set. However I had my longing for my pains for the deuce a bit of dinner did I see till after two o'clock; We then sat down to a Tine piece of roat beef, but it was not half roa-ted; so that I rose from the table about as hungry as 1 tat down.
toes Up 1 jumped and caper'd about tne room he a new bell'd sheep; the boys a:.d girls ran out ol the room, and left sister and me together 1 wiped my velvets while bhe was picking up the frag ments of my tea cud. and as she
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stgcnf discovery. A late Engpublication states that the skin of tl e silver-eel, when dried and made gai ters of and worn, pievents all complains of the cramp; and that the spirit extracted from ants causes magnanimity r greatness of mind, revives the spirits, cheers ti e heart, strengthens na
ture and cures consumptions!
KEMIAWA SALT.
r ft H K slihsci iher l.a-i nn lm ,1 o
II my ot XEXH.lU'.i S.JE Tai Sn
nnnij , iui suit uy mc UatlCl OP
sin.c bushel, iow lor casli. I will also rfive saddles, bjiidies, Sc
a-.-vo, in txci.aiiic Kir hue at
carried them into the kitchen. 1 com fed j-0.'a-, ;r- frrLt Ecc. to be . . lnl i m oil n V, V .. c 1 "
seized my hat, took Trench leave, U""U1 V
got old bond from the stable,
JOHN C. HOLLAND.
Vinccnr.es, July 17, U22. 25-tf
