Western Sun, Volume 1, Number 18, Vincennes, Knox County, 16 December 1807 — Page 4
them, was on the following morning, an J after the Frenchman had received his hill, accofted by him" Sir, 1 fliall tell you rich vay yon fliall gfd rid of de rat.".
11 I will be much obliged to you fir," rej
plied the landlord. " Veil den only
charge de rat as you charge me, and 111 be
d d if de rat ever come to your houle
POETICAL ASYLUM.
A certain gentleman on his death bed, called his black man to him, and thus addrafted him ; Well Cato, have thought to confer one favor on ycu be for die: " Ah whatdat mafla ?"faysCato. " Why I intend to give you the privilege of being buried in the family vault when you die."
11 Hamafla replied Cato, me no like dat j ten pounds fuit Cato much better Befides ma fla, when the debit come to look for you in the dark, he may make miftake
and take poor Cato. M
Address to the tooth ache. BY ROBERT BURNS: My curfe upon your venomd ftang, That (hoots ray tortnr'd gums slang ; And thro my lugs gics many a twang, Wi' gnawing vengenoe ; Tearing my nerves wi' bitter pang, Like racking engines X When fever burns, or ague freezes, Rheumatics graw, or cholic fqueessei, Our neighbor's fmypthy may eafcus, Wi pitying: "oans But thee thou hell o a difeafes, Ay mocks our groan 1 Adown my heard the fliverc trickle ! I throw the wee ftoolso'er the, mickle, As round the fire the giglets keckle, To fee me loup ; While raving mad, I wifh a heckle Were in their doup. 0 a the nunWous human dools, III har'fts, daft bargains, cutty ftools, Qr worthy friends ratVd i' the mools, Sad fight to fee 1 The tricks o knaves or falh o fools, Thou bear' ft the gree. Where'er that place theprielh ca hell, WhenceV the tones o' mifery yell, And ranked plagues their numbers tell, In dreadfu' raw, Thou tooth ache furely bear'ft the bell, Amang them a' I O thou grim m.fchitf making chiel. That gars the notes of difcord fqueel, 'Till daft mankind aft dance a reel In gore a Ihoe thick Gie a' the faes Scotland's weal A towmond's tooth achei
MISCELLANY.
ANECDOTE S.
Mrt Innw fmce mr. II.- 1 from Con-
onr.eeTicut, beinrr ot his vsy to the well
ward, was Ilouncd in New-Yoil; ftate, on
Sunday by a r.nlerly iJutchman, in
veiled with civil authority. Mr. . in vain pleaded th? nrcefiity of purluing hi,
journey tinmolclled. At lengtn taking i five dollar bill from Ins pocket-book, fir
fald he this is at ycur fervice, on tuoditioi
vou wilt inve me a pMs At:cr a lew
minutes paiifc, this mciccnary character replird ' Yes 1 will give you von pal's for
five dollars you may write ue pals ana J vill rmkc my maik. Mr. B. accordingly fat down, and diew an order on a merchant in town for 50 dollais, in ta(h and 50 dollars worth of poods ; with the Dutch fignature ; and takes his leave with your humble fervant. Calls on the merchant rthi cheerfully loaned fifty dollars, with the idea of fifty pr cent intciell cm his
goods, boon alter the mere nam caiu on our nobic Dutchman for the halhnce of the
cdrr : at which he ftnrtcd and exclaimed, i .
4 P (Jot I 07.1 you nothing, ize gu no or. tier ii you ! IT r; ait any ting in year Iture,yMi know us i cl moneys and alays piy." 'I he i.inchant pro luctd the order, and on fceir;' his mur! , his honor er.claim. cd," Tis iUl tam Yiinker pit !M He liowevrr found himfclf reluctantly obliged to catscrl the demand, ivraringk Dt it I coot catcli d t-ui iilul I v.out gif him von horfc Liken."
An innkcrp-r htel compUining to a Frenchman, that hi. hiife ws greatly infelted with raf, and thit he woul.t v. 11Knjjl give aciilierallc fun to get rid of
" Little before marriage and lefs after."
AM tne world lays, now
by all the world ; after the
definition of Ti Hiram Shandy ts meant all that part of it,
included within a circle, whqfe centre fliall be Shrewf
bury meeting houle, and its
ctrcumferrence two miles a
round, all the people fays,
ana an tne worm mciuues cvery body, and what every body fays mult be true, all
the world fays, that our hon. fpeciai juftice, and foon (for
ought we know) to be
great man yet ; when he had
only made his firft advance
beyond the grade of a little
boy, and .went a courting
was forwarded by his father.
that father who faw with
prophetic eye, the brilliant deilinics of his fon, and pla.
ced him over his whole houfe
and entrufled him with the
care of his whole farm. One
day, laid lie ro be your own.
And while this flewards mind and time were greatly engroded, in providing all other ueccilary things, the cold came, the fnovv defcended, the bleak winds blew, and the time of freezing ruliied down and furprifed this houfe deftitute of fuel. But Hrewer poor Jircuer had often endu ted the liorm and the cold and Brewer could endure them again. It is rather tootcugi. though fays liiewer to chop ro-duy but Brewer you know I fometimes employ you in pleafent weather, you mud t;!:c the bitter with the
fwect turn out you mint. My axe like mylclf, fays Brewer, is almoft worn out with fervice with fuch a tool on fuch a day, I can hatdly perform, what has always been my pride, a full days labor. No further excules, Brewer, take my axe, it is a good one. lie bore not the heat, but the cold,
and burthen of the day. the laborer is worthy of hh hire. Two (hillings for exerting his lufly limbs from . a
dawn or day till heaven in mercy interpofes night, and
kindly bids repofe ! His wife
anxioufly waiting to join
their fcanty earning to fupp-
ortone day a fingle offspring.
The two (hillings fall uov
(to the wido.w, the widow'
mite was much) fyc coopers.
How could the learned young
fquire make fuch a blunder
Go dear Brewer hafle this
money back, and fhow the miftake. The young fquire
is fmoking his pipe when
Brewer arrives pleafe your
honor, is there not fome mif
take here? No Brewer, no,
L retaiaed five coppers for the
ufeofmy axe bluflies burnt on the checks of Brewer,
where they fliould not, and he returned- incautious man and wife prudence bid them befilent, but they were talk
tng of their griefs and did no; hear her. The ftory fpread like contagion, and reached
the ears of our4fquirefs Dul cinea. She foon let him know
that he who. could do a thing
fo fmall as this, was a man
ling too fmall for her. Little
love andragerufhin to fill up
the little void that avarice I.. ... .
naa lert unoccupied in t sic
fquire's proud heart, and with eyes of fury and mouth full of froth, he flies to find out Brewer The terrors of the
law were his ufual weapons.
You have flandcred me and
you fliall repent myprofecu
tions fhali follow you like your fbadows to prifon, and from prifon to famine aud final ruin, family and all. In vain did poor Brewer plead that he thought it not flander to tell how much a mpn takes for the ufe of his tool ; and in the fimplicity of his heart he had told nothing but what was true. Every day in the week, the kind neighbors of Brewer is lint toadvifc him how coft ly is the law that he could not prove his affcrtions he might think it no flander, but the law was nice. The young fquire could get plenty of money, and Brewer you have none to fpare a recantation is all that is wanted. and right welcome fays Brewer fhould he be to it if I could give it to him with truth. f hen leave it to two men ; and what they advife promift and perform; and if they advife a recantation your promife obliges you to fign it and lb your confcicncc is ac
quitted. The thing is arranged accordingly ; and no hound with the loft handker chief found, returns to his mailer with fo fw if t a flight, as our young fquire with this I ale lied certificate, to h'19 dear Duicinea. Already re tenting Ihc haflcd to meet him ; ,and. the fecne of thd father and prodigal fon in painting were a fool to ir.
Nat.
IS'
IN THE COMMON PLEAS, 1 ICitox- Count)'
Emanuel Enfminger, V
vs. y Case, en Atchml
James Grimes. J
WHJ'KEAS Tames M'Gresdy, Efqr.
a Jufl'ue of the Peace, in and for the coun
ty nl KnoK) hs certified into this court, an
dttat Innent having been iffucd by him in fiivourof the above Enfminger, againft the
Liu Grimes, whereupon the Conftabic re
turned that he had attached a certain horfc creature, ai the property of the faid Grimes.
Now public notice is hereby given, that
unle fit the faid James Grimes, does appear
y huniclt or his attorney, and enter fpe oial hail to the laid fuit, that judgment by default will We entered againft him, and tho
property attached, be decreed and fold for die tatisfacTtion of the faid plaintiff. li. LliXTIN, c. c. p. k. c. Gekl. W. Johnston, Attorney for pltH. December lflj 18o7.
I?T THE GENERAL COURT, Indiana Territory, Adam Irnefs, 1 vs. I Case sur Foreign Almt. Jofeph Raird. J v - WHEREAS a writ of Foreign Attach, ment has been iflucd from the General court of the faid Territory, returnable to the term of April, 1807, agaiiilt the goodi and chattels, rights and credits of Jofeph Uaird, at the fuit of Adam Harnefs, in an adlion of trefpafs on the cafe, whereupon the fherilFof the county of Knox returned that he had attached fundry monies in th hands of Daniel Sullivan, and had ftuninon ed him as garnifhre. Now public notice is hereby given, that unlefi the faid Jofeph Buird, Vocs appear by himfclf or his attorney, and enter fperial bail tj the faid fuit, that judgment by default' V'4! be entered againft him, and the property attached 6e decreed for the fatis. faction of the fid plaintiff. HENRY HURST, c. c. cu Gekl. W. Johnston, " Attorney for pltff. December 3, 1807;
NOTICE T HAVE determined to keep no more i accounts in the Poft-Ofiice, after ths
rxpsration of the prefent quarter thofc
d' "huiiui uu nuw ijdvc accounts in inc otfice are defirtd to call and fettle them be
fore thcfir.l of January next.
I have a number of NEW BOOKS for fale. , CENr.. h JOHNSTON. Vincenncs, Nov. 28, 1807. St.
PRINTING. Handbills'- Circular Letters, AND ALL HINDS OF BLANKS, XEATLT A XI ACCVflArr.l.r J'lllStED AT THIS OFFICE.
FROM THE PRESS OF STOUT Lf JENNINGS, Printers to the INDIANA TERRITORY.
