Weekly Reveille, Volume 39, Number 24, Vevay, Switzerland County, 11 June 1856 — Page 4

THE WEEKLY REVEILLE

vriio WANTS TO HE HARRIED I THE ART or LOTK ESKIMO.

The Dollar Tiniest VOR flCSIDCST, MILLARD FILLMORE. ro» vice srmi&cxt. ANDREW JACKSON DONELSON.

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. *T am thinking,” said Homer, very de- i liberately, '‘that as one of us will probably be removed' before the, other, and jhave the knowledge I go thirat alter given him,-he might bo permitted to .return and impart iUo hw friend.” ■' “\Veli, well, John Horner,” said Peter laughing. "I promise, that if I go_first;T will come and tell you* all about it- if 1 can; and, John, you roust promise .the same neighborly office in regard to rue, if it is your first turn.” •*I do,” said Horner, solemnly.

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* For oW Whigs (o Assemble by themselves and do honor to the • birthday of Henry Olay* is. a circnra stance which thp Tribune and Evening Journal find*no comfort in; They do riot sedrn to understand how if is that the sentiment of friendship and admiration for Clay."still lives" in the Iicartsof others, since it-is so completely dead in themsel ves. Modern "Republicanism” cherishes no principles, has no aims,; wliiclf Henry Clay living conld approve; none which the. memory*-the teachings, the fame of Henry Clay deaui does not rehnke.- "Republicanism" is thoroughly sectional; Mr, Clay was national. "Republicanism" rides the negro hobby, and thrive* upori slavery agitation. Mr. Clay* though he regretted the existcnc of slavery, always denounced abolition agitationas useless, mischievous in. its cCferL* upon the relations betWeen the North and South, and'of ho possible advantage to the slave. Lctwlwtever be said, and still- it is trrie, and- time .Will make it plain, that modern Repoblicrinisrii aims directly at pisujnos arid the overthrow of the cosampriox—-for; evidence of Which we refer to a speech reccntly made in Congress by General .Granger of this State, and which is widely.copied and lauded hytho Republican journal*. This speech is ; a flat, repudiation .of the com*, promises on.Which 1 the Union was formed, and by the observance of which it alonehas been perpetuated. . Senator Seward's speech last fall in Albany, in which he dwelt upon the "privi!eged clast*" at the South, was (as said at the time)“A speech AOAtssr the . cojfSTiroTipN." Whoever, lives to; seethe Republican organization a few years older. Will see it in open hostility to the Union and to the constitution. It mart Come to this; the leaders are determined it shall atop at nothing less. The time has-not arrived for the Tribune and its laborers to take the ground they mean to occupy eventually; bnt whoever notes the “signs titjies" as they are passing. can have no doubt as to where modern Republicanism is eventually to hririg up. There is no mnricin'-the.glorious name of Henry Clay for such patriots,--. Trog, Y.Whtg,. ■

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‘•Love nilct the coart, the camp, the pore, For Love ti Heaven, and Heaven U love.*’ So tang the Bard.- vet thousand* ptno For lover-of life the Ugh*. divine— Who did the* know wmc gentle chans, the beam or those they loro to verm, ; Might live, might dlerW HUv lapremc. Poucatinr all of whietf they dream. The road to Wedfoctf vrotiM yon know I . •DeUv not, bat to ROXpOUT go. ■ Time flier, and from t is jrloomy wjtgi A shadow fill* on livl # thlnrv; Then scire the momet Ls u they paw. Ere fall ttio Ian sand* through toe gl*.-*; At least tho present Iv your ov.i, * While all the future U onkoown.. A happy marriage ratnotmaW Can now secure bv ROXDOITPS old. . coarrsTt; .

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Here we drop iho colloquy, and proceed to the denouement of oor story, wilh as much brevity as possible, being convinced that brevity is the soul of a story;as well as of wit.

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CAMS, Plain or Taney, of all elaea and description*, *111 be furnished and printed at short notice.

- U teach c* bow to make Udlci or gentlemen win the devotedaffectionsof asmany of-the oppoaiteacx at their heart* may detlre.- And the plan ti »o simple, yet to captivating that all may bo married, Imapectlve of age, appearance, or position; and It can be arranged with such easeand delicacy that detection tilmpoosibl*. I: teaches bow to make love. ’ It teachei every eye I* form a beauty of ils own. It teaches how to act when fascinated by a lady. It teaches how to make the wrinkled face t Booth. It teaches yon .the kind of wife to select to render borne happy. - - ■ • It gives Advice to the lover who has been once trnly accepted and Is rejected afterward through the Inter fcrence of friends. ' . ■

-Peter died in the presents s of his friend if not in hig arms; abd, with Ins characteristic baidihood r almost with his last breath, alter; recommending his sister to Horner’s care, reminded him of the engagement they had/entered into; concln : ding. ■ ; 7 V /. ';>• ••It is,my turn toknow. first. and here j solemnly renew.my promise ” . P The death uf his friend was a heavy blow to Horner; be became melancholy; his thoughts dwelt upon a future sUlejuore than ever; ha feared that he and his. friend had been,' wrong io entering npon such a contract; be looked to see a spiritual visitor, or.hear from the world whose secrets be had so daringly asked to be displayed to biro; he feared nm what he bad st earnestly wished: solitude became irkibme to him, ant| ho dreaded sleep, expecting that, in the. night, (wlien spiriU wander until the cock crowing.calls them to; the prison-house.) the ghost of Ins friend wcjtild announce the fatal secret' oft Ins condition, and summon him to participate. John fell aicti, and disclosed to his wife the compact he had entered..into with Peter. ■. ‘ . : ■> j - \ . Now, Writ. Hornftr was .a woman little gi ten to spectrin tions of any kiml; ahe attended to her duties; worked hard; scolded iometiracs harder; went to church regularly; and had little anxiety * respecting: another state of being. She laughed at John, and, it is said, called him and bis friend Peter a conple; of old blockheads for making such a dangerous agreement. We shall see whether she or her husband was right. Horner’s illness made it necessary to seek bis bed long before the household ernes of hU helpmate permitted her to think of rest. Suddenly he heard hts name pronounced solemnly, and (hriee "John Horner” was repeated! The curtains were drawn aside, and there stood Peter, in flowing robes, unlike his former guise, end ranch changed even in countenance, but still if u.vs Peter Prince/ Horner gazed upon bis tormer friend; and tried to ask far the important communication, but he could only soy, •'Speak!” Ho then saw the vision bend toward the floor, imd, rising, pronounce (he mysterious worda, .

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Will be printed In Plain or Colored Inks, tor Bronze, or Combined Colon, In the neatest style. Printing will be done with Silver, or Colors,

It (rtm • remedy to’ onrequltteJlove.' It give* yon Instruction* for beautifying the person.' How to have a handsome face and bands. - How to remove tan and freckle*.* . . A Lecture on Lore, or a Private Adrleg W Married Ladles and Gentlemen...

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How e'er so wild, But there aome little head. By dew and sunshine fed. Hu bloomed and smiled.

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This Is decidedly the most fascination, interesting and really useful and practical work on Conmhlp. Matrimony, and the dulin and delights of Married Life, that has ever been Issued from the A merino press. Th; artificial sodaUvUem.. which In so many. Instances prevents a union of Keans *nd sacrifices to continuall*m the happiness and eventh* Uvea of thousand* of tho.yonng and hopeful of both sexes, Is thoroughly analysed and exposed. Every one who contemibics marriage- and wishes for an Infalllole guide In the selection ofa farther for life, should purchase this groat text book of connubial felicity. No one will ever regret the price paid for such an invaluable ’secret Bills of any of the apede-p*ylug bank* In the united f tales or .C-nadaa received at par. Gold dust can be aenl from California. , , All that Is necessary for you to do I* to write a letter In as few words as possible. Inclosing ONE DOLLAR, and write the name, with the Pori-oOice, County, and Stale, and direct to * l ' PROFESSOR KOKDdUT. P,* a turret and Acvnot. - ’ No. f2 Fortv-SIxth street, N. V. Dinrrtr and 111 vtaroir, 1CJ, Na**vi street are the wholesale agents, . de<5-(jm®w*ycd3m ITT* 1,000 Agents wanted.

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of th'e GtnlUl Orgwt, CSLLCD Tilt PRIVATE MEDICAL TREATISE;

Where footsteps never poss Year after year, their forms appear

In varied guise, Where crop wild wandering herds, And warble desert birds •Neath siure attics.

OF,- CriDE TO HEALTH.

I*4» »*i<y Y»• iir. Blood.

Adapted to the use of cverr Individual [male ud f*. male.) Tbo jrrcatcst book, aud'only one, ever pob-- . Itahcd In my Utiyuape or In any coooLrr, on tkU subject, for 5J ccnu per copy. book loll* how |o cum lie following dl tcaaci, and eolicbl* en Ibiw « ho crons In dark hcm: Gononhce, Gleet, Chor* dee.Firimre. i'bymods, Para* i.bjnm.H, GnTri, Ftj.blUU, llubi), tAarl*, Lloube,.Scr.mail*m, Seminal ttVaknewi Masturbation, or SVlf-Abtito, Foppreatlon of the MeovCi, Falling of the \t otob. how to jittroai IVftiuncy, Meiwtrnation, Bar* renni'v, KbcurnWivni, <&c.,&o.. Ii‘ tri’an on Midwifery, Abortion. Mi vaniasc. Celibacy, with rcmnrino ihoyonnr ami old of both *ne*. whichevery one should know. It alto tell* how to promote the growth of Iho'llals, and preaent li»faIlit)C«Jf, die. . )r> I-odlea Id want of * plcaunt.and ufe remedy tor lirty.i'.viAVC'v. tut Loitth'* celebrated Femalo Monthly PlIU, at this ofllce. .

The Wonder of the Nineteenth Century. Important and of Ortat Contidrralion to the

Even the ftoten shores * Of northern space,, yield sheltering place Among lhe : r caves. Where from some sunny nook Sweetly they overlook _ The icy waves'.

Sujftring, T. A. HCRLEVS SARSAPARILLA.

" OF all the renirdlea ; lhal have beej discover'd during the present age .for the ills that flesh Is heir to' 1 none equal this wonderful preparation.— Only three years, have elapsed since the discoverer (who spent a decade In it'idjlng. experimentalising, and perfecUng.lt) first Introduced It to the pubic, end 11 Is already recognized, by the mtjtt eminent physlclaui In alt parts of.tbe country to be the most surprising and elfecUve remedy for certain diseases of which Iherbave knowledge.--All oilier compounds or syrups of the root. tore hitherto failed to command the unction of the faculty, because, on being tested, they have been found to contain noxious ingredients which neutralize the good effect* of the Sarsaparilla. and often'times Injure the Dcaltb of the patient. Ills not so with nuriev’s pr.*pnntlon. ‘ ' I

The Father sees them all; Even those that grow by the w bite snow And-Ioncly lend: . Not one droop* down in death,. Not one Without His hand.

A MARVELLOUS REMEDY! For n Manclous .\gcU

Trust Him, my Emilyl • .Though clouds o*criay fife’iahadowy' way

Till* it the pure and genuine extract of ihe root, an)] will.on trial, bo f,*ucJ to offer 1 a certain and' perfect cure of the following complaints and disease*:’' Affections of (be Boom, Habitual Coitirencsi, licbiliij, Indication,. DUeaa-.soflhe Kidneys,- - Liver Complaint*, UlipcfHla,' . Pilot. Erysipelas, ■ Pulmonary Diseases. Female Irregularities, Scrofula or King’* Evil, Fistula: f; philis. And all Skip diseases. . .

Cat tio*.— Married ladle* In certain siloatlontrbould not uac them—for rcatony, ace direction* with each hoc. Price*!. S.-r;tJiy mall lo all pan* of the world. Ifc* PcraonraddfiMdoc Hr.E. BowaratTt.by malt, withine a reply, will i.le-ri** inclo<o a pc.*taio itimb. Alto, alt alio rend for Cook* or Edit. . r

■And glihi-r showers: The aun shall shine once inure. And, the w ltd tempest e’er, BehoM the flowers. ■ - ,,

'tST.A Liciitbriant in the .Fcn;ive hr the name .of Broom, was advanced to a Captaincy, and natnraliy enongh. liked to hear himself addressed aa Captain Broom. One of his friends, persisted in calling him plain Broom,.much to his annoyance, and one day, haying done so, for the fortieth time. Broom said: \

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MT 1 All order* addrc**;d to Or. E. BoMaram, No ICT Sycamore .Iren, belwoen Fifth and Slith streets, Cinrlnnali, Ohio, will be punctually attended to. Pr. H. can be tontuUed upon all dttciici of which hit book Irena, Office hour* from h A. M. to B P . M,

; Have failb like 11 cm*, The lilly of the fields, Uul perfume yields,

: Betide* coring the above. It U alto known to bo a greal and powerful tonic, purifying the blood and Invigo/uilcgthcsistein. In abort. It ft, without exception. In the awi mentioned. and Us general effect on the ayyctn, the moil efllcattous'aiitls the most drilrablo remedy of the age. It li already extend ire ly used throughout the country, am) la faat obtaining an European reputation.' Thu inatancea of caret It has effected are daily earning (a the proprietors knowledge, ami ho baa no hesitation In recommending tfrto one and all who.desire to procure relief from suffering. One bottle being tried. Hi effects will bu too a [mi rant to admit of further doubt. ■; Recollect Hurley** Sarsaparilla U the o.vtv otanac aanCLt In Ibe'matkuU ' T ■

The waving grass: ; Hoi fear lo cast ibine rye Where (be dark' waters lie ' > They all must pass,' ,

HOliLO\VAV V S OINTMENT.

THE GRAM) EXTEK.VAf. ItEREnr

SADDLER 7 SHOP. On Pitt ttrrrt, httwern Ftrry hnd LiUrlf. FH1HE jiibsenbct would rcipcclfullr inform JL his cuslotriers and the public genetnlly, that he keeps ntnUanthBefllk on hand, of hisown manufacture, iarfc supply of Saddles, of retry description, both for ladies and ge-tllt-mcn, betide* a eeaf era! assortment of 1 ■ Bridles, Mnrdngnlea, CotUra, 11 am tat, Hwmea, Hiding IVhlp'i Ttnaki, *c, f which he will self at very lowest cash prices* N.. It. Constantly on hand C«j!ar« of my own nia mi fact u re. Also, Names and Chains, of a superior quality. ' WILLIAM FAULKNER. • \eavy, March 7,

'‘Von will please remember, sir, that I have a handle to my name/' “0,** said his tormentor, "go yon have —well Broom-handle, bow aro yc?”

By the aid of a microscope, we tee millions of little openings on the surfsre bf our bodies. .Tbioogb there this Oin’ment, when rulibed on the iktn, It carried to any organ or Inward parU Diseases of the RiJnei*. disorders of Ihe Uvcr, affections of Ihe heart. Incarnation of the Ldogs, Asthma, Coughs and Color, arc by It* means effectually "erred. - Every housewife ktinws that sal: passes freely through bone or meat of any ;!dtknc«i, ; This healing Ointment far more readily penetrates through any bone or fleshy part of the living .bod;, caring the-mart dangerous Inward complaint*, that cannot be reached by other means, Eryiiprlat, Sail Ricttm Jf St or fade Human. ■No remedy has ever done as much for the core of diseases uf the Skin, whatever form they may assume. As this Ointment. No ca*e of Fail Kbeuiu. Scurry, Sore Head*, Sernfula. or Erysipelas, can long wltaatand Its Influence. Thu Inventor has traveled over many parts of the globd, visiting the principal hospitals. dbnenilog this Ointment, giving ad vice m to ( u application, am) has thus been the means of restorirg conntlcu numbers to health. ..

IT MIGHT HAVE BEEN BETTER. It Might have boen Worso.

. DV; WILUAM DUSUl'. , . The desire to pry into the future is ns . tmiverpal ac the longing ;after immortal life. Add bon has mode-hip Cato test his ' conviction of the fipidXimiuorlatiiy upon the reasonings uf Plato, and the universal dcsiro that it should be so. TheCliristian has the. assurance of immortal life; but his coDficidnsceFs jof. imperfection, and pronencss to ; contravene the laws of Ms benevolent, Creator, make Min ever anxious to gain knowledge of that "undiscovered country from whose bourno no traveler returns;” and of the situation, the happiness or misery, _ of its inhabitants. This anxiety was tho cause of the events ' we are about to record,; . Two American 3‘epincn (a more inquiring race than exists among agriculturalista of any other region) had been neighbors, from childhood upward.. They bad bean partners in the thoughtless revelries of youth, had partokcu of the excitements of political*events, bad borne arms in defense of their fights-and their country's honor, and, finally, settled down into the quiet of that evening of life,'when -man cannot but look to the approaching change which.must make him a traveler to the land above mentioned. . peter Prince had remained unmarried, that superintendence of the concerns of a farm which falls to a pctticoat'govcrnmeot being under tho management of a sister. John Horner bad taken a wife to rule over his bntter and cheese, his children, and, perhaps, himself,-; Notwithstanding this dissimilitude of condition, the friends continued their ancient attachment; smoked their, pipes talked of post times and speculated on the futore. v .

Devastation.:-- A writer from the Choctaw country, on bottlers of Arkansas, says (hat r6 great fans been, the recentdoy a station of the locusts ihronghontth# "Nation. 1 ' as that nearly,nil there have aban* dotted their corn and cotton crops of season in despair, Grent coDsequent suir* cring on account of lhifl njfliclion from Divine Providence is anticipated.

. Price SI FerboUle, orsix for $*. j ' For sale at tbo manufactory comer of Ncveolh and Rrceri rtreels, LouUvlIle. ,Ky.. and Vr all' wholesale bouses throughout the United State* and Canada. ' • J. L. TlflEBAUl). . Wholesale «4 Retail agent forS»lUcrland co. Abo, for tale by (be following Agentr: J.M.FaoWn.a.'-Ml. fitertiiig.Gco.McCct.i,of k, Jacksonville. ’ R. OLMrrtiP. Bennington. . Eu Aaonuos, MoorflelJ. Smwit Cotrca, Bray town. • * 1*. Job am a, A she's. Landing. ‘ , Ww. Hiatts, Pain’lew. - = - B. L. Fiaaoas, Eoiemtito. J. M.Faoasa, York Township. ,.. ■ ‘ .II. S.iloctgomery. . raar]3

"It might have better—it might have been worse!” *

Horner started op in bed, exclaiming, "Elayl tell me moic!” but the vision was gone, and he saw his wife standing near him with a bowl in* her hand. "As I live, I saw timl” cxclairaen thu sick man. "Saw who?” asked Mrs. Horner. "Peter Prince!” "No'nscnsc,” - "As plain as 1 sec you! He stood just where vou now are!”

Sore Leg*, SonDrtattt, IVVunf/* and Vlttrt. Rome of lire moil Mien tide acrgeciu now rely-on lb« mo of (bU woti(lerfu) Uirlrnrut, when having to fopo with tbc. wortf f*«e* of wret, wcund*. uleor*, elandaLr swe1ilt.e5. knd tumor*. Prefowor Holloway lua, by command of (lie Allied Government*. JUjaicbdf to (be hospital* of ibe East, Urjre shipment) of tbit Ointment, to bo uuifunder the direction of (ho ModlCil' Jitiff, In (he woW «ici of wound*. It will euro any nlcerj(flir.dqlar'iw-lllr-,»ilffci;M or contraction Of the JoinU, eren of SMyt art* standing. . -

F U R f T U R E STORE.

£3T A country girl coming from the field, was told by. her cousin that she looked as fresh ns a daisy kissed with dew. "Well, it wasn't any fellow] by, that name, hnt Bill Jones that kissed me; confound his picture, I;told him that every body’ would find, it out."

SPRING TRADE.

E. IITTI.C FIELD, J, S. MO.STCOMCttr. Lidlclielil A: <Yio;il§onici7 t WOULD respectfully fall ibe attention of the public to their large and Guo aMorlrneol of

WR are-receiving and now opening a large, and splendid assortment .of

Hni dnat c atid Cutlery, consisting in part of the TuUbwlRg articles, to-wit:— ; •' • Table and Pocket Cutlery,;' ’ Scissors end Shears, , • .Razors and Strops,' ■ Table.Tcit; and Basting Spoons, Blge Tools of all description, ' Bench PJnncs, Gage* & Squares, • Hand, llipp, Pannet-dc Tennant Saws

CABINET FUR N ITU HE, ComptLttjj!;, evfty.atUcle in their line, and such as n e have not on hand we will make an the shortest notice. A liberal discount for cash payment. U'c have a new f(earse, which is for li.c accommodation of the public. Coffins procured on the shortest notice. Clarkson’s Building.Main street, Veyay. . «p26

’ Pile* anil Ftitnlu. . ThCM.and other’ifrnHir tlblreailng complaint' can to .effectually cared If Urn Ointment bo well rabbit In ororlho pan* affected, and by otbenrtie following th« printed mrectfoD* around each pot. ■ - Both the'Ointment atid PUU ihouldbeuttd in litfalloicingeatet { Bunion* ■ *■Lumbago ■ ■ ’ Pore Leg*’ Bom*. ‘ • .MrrcomlErupUbruSore Bread*' Cbanncd Hand*. Plica-, 1 - RoreTbroato ChllulilM ■ ' £orc*OfallUmll Ptitula*, * Saltrcum ■ Sprain* Gout. .* SUn'Olmue* Braid* ’

S3T It was wine that ruined Lamartine—not the drinking.it—there is not a more temperate man. in the world, but selling it. . He reckoned upon tHo duty being lowered ' for the English’market, bought np all the Macon ho .could lay his harnle on, trusted, and was undone. '

"Well, what did he say? 7 said the dame.

.-“He called llirice, ‘John Horner! John Htimer! John Horner!” He bowed ,low, and, rising, said: ‘It might have been belter—-it might have been worse!’ ** ‘•Ha! ha! ha!” almost shouted,his wife. “I called you three times before I could mahe you. open your eyes; and, finding that I bad,knocked over the tea, I stooped for the howl, and exclaimed on,aeei'ng that itf-was not broken, 'If. might have been better—it might have been worse. 1 '' John Homer was cured.

Wood sy Crosscut Sa w*. In short,-a full-dnd.complete.assortment of Carpenters’and Coopers* Tools. ’ -ALSO.--

leUing .Miii Iron Foundry. npHE undersigned, having perms nenUye*. JL Inblishtd,themselves at Rising Sun, in the Foundry Business; would respectfully inform the Hay Growers of Indiana and Kentucky, that they still continue to ramufac* lure Screws .for the Mormon or Beater flay Press, which arc not inferior to any made in the United Slate*’, from the fact that the beat Press Builders give our Screws the preference over all others.

Shovels, Spades, Manure nad Hay Forks, Garden Rakes, Ac., «.\etOO pair Trace, Chains, “ . v 200 Hotter Chains, 50 pair Breast.CJiajns, 25 Log.Chains, ; • i .!' 2o Lock Chains, . Double and Single Barret gun.«,J. .. Pistols ofevery description, '.-J Shot Rags, Powder, Flasks rfiid Horns,' r Sadillery aml Canioge Trimmings,' consisting, in part, of Bridge Bills, Enameled heather, Buckles, do : Cloth; • SiurrnpsiVSpitrjt, Laces *V Fringes, - * Tacks and Harness Saddles, ' Brass Band*.&c.,&c. ■

Swelled Glands Fllff.Jf&jU * • Ulcer* Venereal Bore* WfinJb of all kind* •.•Sold at the Manatee lr rid of Pniframr Uoltowiy. 80 Malden lane, KoWil:oric v and SOT Strand, London, and by all rupee tabled rujmt*!* and dealer* ofMcdlcine, throughout Ihi United Stale*, and the cU Hired world, In'Ppto.atSSjcenKGIH rent*, and £1 each. . RTf" There U a danaidenble *arlnr by taking the larger itted. ' • f ■>-| . a. B.; Dlrccl(OD)ifor the guidance of patient* In cr kre adxed p«L . ociltcowij-

Alteratiok of Wills by Priest*.— Three Homan Cnlholic Priests have lately been arraigned in Dublin, for altering tbc wills of-deceased persons, so os to fall to (ho possession of large estates, by defrauding the rightful heirs.

A D V U T I S K M K N 'I* S.

We have also Patented a Horse Power, Said to be, by Competent judges, the best and cheapest Horse Power in use, (which cio be ttached to the Press if desired.

ABrokek Heart.— -Did he strikeyou?’ asked a judge in Cincinnati, of a witness who bed testified that her husband abused her,. . .

THE WEEKLY HD VEILLE/ -Term* of Subscription, One copy. #t per year. In advance. If not paid in ml ranee. $1 SO. If not paid within the year. CO. To Clous, eleven copies for #10. IQ*Thwe (emu will in rotors to enforcod. Term* of Advertising. We htro adopted, and shall itHctly adhere to the following rata* rer advertisement*; Onctquare. (of 10 Ilnw or le*,.) for cna Insertion, SO cento: each addlUnnal Insertion. 25 coats. Yearjv advertiser* may change tholr adrertlicraonl* ■,unncrfy*tihe foilnwin-rate*: One square. 3 month*. - ' - ’ • • #3.00 . One square, 1 year, - - * ■ • - SAM One fourth of uolumn.1 year. •* • ISAM One half of a column, 1 year, - * • 80.00 , One tolmnn, 1 year, - ■ * - * 3*>W One column, J year, without alteration, * ■ 38,05 , Advertisement* on the Inside exeluilvoly. to bo charged at the rath of S# per cent, tn advance of above, rate*. — So tame cntswUlbe admitted In ttandlnff adrortUements, and no unnnal dUptay made wtthont extra char* 6 therefor* >-Leg«l advrriUemenU must bo paid for In advanco, , • : ' Marriage*. Death*; and Rell*lott* hollcca Inserted mils, when not accompanied bv remark*. ~Oblto»rier,PuhllcMeetlnai,PenorulExnl*n»Uon»,d£C..dtf., 15 cento per square for each Intertlon. —Special ffo* Jm* inserted at Scent* per line: and no notice tendinjr to the ftdrencenrent of Individual euteqirlie will be published without pay therefor.

• IfljACON’S ;

All orders in Switzerland County, left with F, L, GRIiJARD A SON, will ficaltobded to. J. M..REISTER & CO. Rising Sun, June 27. ISM., ; lif

• *No, sir/ replied the modest and delicate looking woman, ‘he has never struck me, though be has often threatened to do it. He abuses me and I am obliged to flee from hts presence.* ‘Did he break any: of the furniture?' asked the Court.

■ Having personally selected the above srtt cles, it will enable us to sell at wholesale or retail, at as low pneesas the same can be bought west of the mountains. ■ * ' - Give us a call, and examine our slock of goods 'and prices, before going elsewhere to purchase; ’ P. LvGRISAHD A SON. Feb. 14. .

North-west Corner of.Si uh and Wo tout streets, ; . Cincinnati, Ohio. The bttt SfJoqi for obtaining a Practical Knowledge oj BOOK KEEPING, $e., the lutlrurlor* being Practical • ■ Accountantt. ■

itvady-nindc Cldtlilikg, JUST RECEIVED,.a large and splendid assortment of READY-MADE CLOTH* ENG, far superior to any ever brought into this market, consisting of /■ > ■. '■■■' COATS, PA NT S,’ VESTS, XEW STYIE NECK TIES', .

Homer was of a more irritable tamperament than Prince, and his anxiety to pry into the secrets of the world unknown was proportion&bly greator.' One evening as the subject was under discutrion, be thus addressed bis friend: "Peter, though you mock at ghosts, and the notion of the spirits of the deceased returning to visit 1 the friends they have left behind, and the scenes which were dear to them when in the flesh, 1 have never heard from you or any other person an argument which convinced me of the impossibility of such virits, or even of the improbability of the souls of,the departed being permitted to hover about plscesand persons deservedly dear to them and of appearing and giving a salutary warning, either by signs or words of approaching death, and tho necessity of duo preparation." Peter Prince langhed, and, after knocking the ai>her out of Ms pipe, thus addressed h{e friend: "Give me the tobacco, John. I never said it was not so, I only say, 1 cannot comprehend how it can be. Give mn a coal 6f- fire—I cannot reach the tonga/* "There may, ani do exist a great many things beyond our . limited comprehension," said John, banding the tongs. "True, true,” rejoined Peter, after a few whiffs, “1 may believe much that I cannot comprehend; but I cannot believe in that which contradicts all I know. But we have .talked this matter over often enongh, and we shall know no more of it until we have passed from this to another etata of existence.” "Until one or other of ha have left this world,” said John, very solemnly. "Then perhaps, the privilege may be granted.” Horner paused. “What do von mean?” asked Prince.

THE COURSE OP INSTRUCTION given in this Institution is Thorough and Comprehensive, consisting of . Book-Keeping, By Donhte Entry, Embracing erer>| department of Trade and MbfCanltle Accounts, vir: Wholesale, Retail,' Comrnissioo, Exchange, , Banking,. Railroad, Steamboat. Individual, ' Pifitrierahip, joint Stock,‘arid Cumtobqd Company Business. Cemmmlid Calculation*) comprising calculations in Per. CqntagCj Exthange. Aibitratiofi of Exchange; Equation of Payments, Averaging, Custom House Transactions, &c., acpotding to the most approved methods, ,/ ..... Pasiupsuts.—A good business band writing is guaranteed) to' every one who 1 completes a full cpuise of instruction/ • CommercliUCorreairaiuIenee, Embracing the general particulars, of letter writing, as connected the different branches of Trade, including. tbe-Xorms of Invoices, Account Currents, Orders, prafts, Promissory Notes, Bills of Exchange, ice. ' . LECTURES—On Commercial Law, Science of Accounts, Customs of Merchants, Laws of Trade, by eminent lecturers and business men.

'No, sir,* responded tbe witness,-at a tear dropped from her eye, and as she placed her hand on her bosjom. 'No, sir, he did not break the furniture, hot be hat frequently threatened,to break my heart, and he in doing it, sir.* Poor woman! she evidently spoke the truth. Tho' bloated monster who stood beside her, though he had once solemnly promised to love and protect her, is now her most Mttor persecutor, her soresttroblo. No doubt he once did love her. No doubt but that at one time ho would rather have died than cause a hitler teat to start from her soft blue eyes, but intemperance has unmanned, brutalized him, and ho is now breaking her heart. Heaven help the drunkard's wife!

iVcw. Arrival.

Collbrs, and' everything appertaining to a first class

THE undersigned having replenished bis Family Grocery, and ;d«lly. receiving new supplies, begs leave to inform the public that he Is now.'prepared to offer Ihe hetessaries of life to the hungry and needy, ab a very small profit for cash; Having purchased his slock with cash exclusively, it enables him to sell them very low on the same terms. ;

CLOTHING STORE.

I pledge myiclf.lo.sell cheaper titan thy/* other House in town, ds my motto is, profits ami quick returns.’' De sure and call at No. I Odd Fcllowp* Hall. «epl2 • P. L. COCRVOISIER

His slock comprises of eterylhing commonly kept in a Grocery Store, such as .

READY-MADE CLOTHING. »AflWOOD & DOAN have Just recced and opened a good assortment of ICcatly-Rndc (lofliin^ suited In the Pall and approaching Winter seasons. The stock is o! that kind of. Cfoods and make to recommend itself for

COFFEE, SUGAR, M0LASSES, Vinegar, Candles,.- Soap, Salaratus,; Rice, Cheese, Crackers, ‘Ma’ckerel, Pepper, Table Salt, and 1 s • ■ ’ ■ • ' TOBACCO AND CIGARS - For those who indulge in the nauseous weed. Pot further particulars roil on the undersigned. ALEX. DETRAZ, No. 4, Schenck's Block, *ept5 Ferry street, Vevay.Jnd.

SUPERIOR CHEMICAL

WASHING FLUID. f g Ml IS cheap and useful article is destined ft. to entirely supercede the use of the wash-board, and thereby do -away with 'X&SS *&■ the heaviest part of the labor wldch housewives hare to perform in washing clothes.— \VV challenge the world* to produce a cheaper and better washing preparation- It contains no Camphtue or Turpentine, and may be used freely by alt, with perfect safety. We positively assure the public that this preparation will save half ynursoap, half your wood in boiling, more than half your labor in washing, and your clothes from being rubbed to piece*. N. B.—This article is warranted not to injure clothes in any respect, JTPAn Agent wanted to norm In the adjoining county lo Kenlotky. All order* addmwJ to E. G. CARINQTON-, Manufacturer, Jacksonville, Switzerland county, Indiana, —will bS promptly attended to. Feb. 20, 1856.—wlf

. DURABILITY AW ECOSO#Y to.the wearer. W© have Corns at from $1,50 to $12,00; Vests from $1,25 to €5,50, Pap(a r from $1,50. to'$6,60. # ■ Vetsy, Sept, i2,

Ddtcey.—The other day two Dutchmen wore overheard discussing aftnotly question. Said Hans; - •Yacob, vat do Yankees tiiean, when ho say nhontder moraroenterand da zeerow?* •Vat,’ said Jacob, ‘you notversiandat?’ . ‘No, vat ho mean?' 'Vy, said Jacob, ‘it mean twenty hintchea below can't get no colder! 1 •Yaw.* ‘ ‘

Metallc Burial Cases.

JESSE V. SHORT, TTTNDERTAKER, has and will continue to U keep on hand all sizes of.the latest improved M'rtalic Burial Cases, and also Plates with all kinds of inscriptions. He wilt also attend to cementing, and alt calls in bis line of business. He constantly keeps on hand all sorts and sices of UEADV-ttADE COFFINS, lined and trimmed, cloth covered dnd plain, and will attend with his Hearse nil funeral calls. Having purchased his metalic cases of the manufacturer, and all bis materials at wholesale prices, articles in his line will be disposed of on the most reasonable terms. Residence and Shop on Seminary street, north-west of Scbenck's Flouring Mill. Jan. I, 1856.—if

Sittings or flic Courts

In THE COUNTT or SwiTIESLtND, IkCTIHA. 1

Young men wishing lo acquire a tkomigh Commercial Education, will find it greatly lo (heir advantage to attend this Institution.* . TERMS.—For a full course of Instruction $40 For fuither particulars, please call on or address the undersigned. R. S. BACON, Principal. N. B. (If any student, after completing the above course, is desirous of obtaining (which is very Improbable' "Banking and Interest Tables,'f 1 will furnish him a copy of any work now extant on that subject for M. OC124 R- S. B.

CIRCUIT COURT,

4lbMonda~y of April. ) 1st Monday ol Nov'mbf common court* 1st Monday of April. | 1st Monday of January, 1st Monday of OcU | 1st Monday of July,:

1st Monday of March 11st Monday of Seplernbn 1st Monday of June f IstMondayof Decemba t

coji:tiisnio.\kus router.

A Judge of a Horse.—A man who wanted to buy a horse, asked a friend bow to tell a horse’s ago. "Byhia teeth,’* waa tho reply. The next day the man went to a horse dealer, who showed a splendid black horse. The horse hunter opened iho animal's mouth, gave one glance, and turned on his heel. "I don't want him,” said he, “he’s thirty two years old.” He had <vvi\i*4 his .(eeih.

REiXUSilir.

grn in. DR. J, W. BAXTER will ioMitf/fMHHLue to practice in Vevey, tta firit SIJ -U-l_I_LrMonday, Tuesday and Wedneiday; Ghent, the first Thursday! Florence,th» first Saturday, of each month. Warsaw, the Second Monday, Tuesday,.and Wednesday of each month. Noy. 10, *53. 21-tf.

Groceries* JUST RECEIVED, by steamer Switzerland, 3 hogsheads Sugar, 20 barrels Molasses, 10 half barrels do. 3 Uetce Rice, 10 boxes Eel Pish, For sale cheap for cash, by . marl? TEATS * SCHENCK-

Lightning Conquered. undersigned arc now prepared to JL furnish Lightning Rods, with directions for putting up. and’ have now on band 1000 feet for aale. . F. L- GRISARD ff SON. Sept. 19.

COUNTRY PRODUCE of all kinds-Rogs, Bfceawax, Fcalhers, Butter, Eggs, $c., tec., taken in exchange for goods, by ap23 wM, SHAW $ 80N.

GHAIN PUMPS—We keep-constantly <4 hand Chain Pumps. For safe lo* by fcblt F. L. ORI8AHD $ EON,