Weekly Reveille, Volume 39, Number 16, Vevay, Switzerland County, 16 April 1856 — Page 4

1' THE WEEKLY BEVEILLE IfcHliTJi® ; OPPlOEj , | Over Oriaardt* Hardware Store, 2 d Story, I *; Corner of Hein and Perry Street*.

Sew Principle! No Poison! /' ■ RHODES' FEVER AVD AGUE CURE, Or Antidote to MalarU, rot tve raartanox. *xn cm c/ Fever and Ague, or CbHl Fever; Dumb Arne, tod other Intermittent and Remittent Fevers; tUo of Billon* Fever*, accompanied by Typhoid Symptom*: Typhoid Fever, Vellow Fever, Ship tod Jail Fever, General Debility 1 , Nljbl Sweats, A other form* of disease ran Revt * commo* oil am ■» MALARIA OR MIASMA.

oor heroine philosopher ffM in love, at| leut yon will think so when yon heir, him reason thus: ' . V| •‘There's that beautiful, enchanting, be-j witching Miss W. How queer I feel when I think of her, and how lonesome feel after leaving her company.- To marry such an one as her, a man. might be happy—she certainly roust love mo too, for aho looks so happy and smiles so pleasantly when I call to spend the evening, as she sits out a chair and says so sweetly, *My dear Noah, pray air take a seal.’. I'll bo darn’d if I fancy that fop Sharps paying his 'distresses’ J to her though, but how am I to help it; I dedare I must study op something to frighten him off, or ho might cot me onl, and I feel as if that would break iny heart.—J Well it’s good sleigh riding now, so will engage a sleigh this very afternoon and take her a sleighing this evening.— Sharps lives in the country, that’e one good thing. Hallo, thunder and. lightning demolish him! There’s that confounded Sharps now. Well, if he is sharp I think I am enough for him. If I handle my strings right I can play the sharps on him, and frighten him off into the bargain; I will try it, anyhow.— Hallo, Sharps, how do you do, sir; fine sleighing, this; look here, I wish to tell you something as a friend; Yon know Miss W,; well you need not go there to got her company for she told me the other evening confidentially that yon had asked her to go a sleighing, but that she was not going to go with yon,.and that she did hot thank you for your company;— mind, my dear fellow, this t« strictly confidential, and remember I should not have mentioned this had I not considered you as my friend; so good day to you, air.— Well, thank goodness, he is gone, and if Mire W. goes with him to-night he will be sharper thon I am. It must bo very near three o'clock by this lime, so I had better be seeing about roy horse and sleigh, instead of standing here in the cold, gapping at every one that passes, like a-blind owl.

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BUSINESS NOTICES*

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came near breaking Ills tender His j nerves could bear it no- longer, end hod bant into, lean, exclaiming between, the moat heart-rending aoba, "Ob, I did not expect this from yon; .1 bad. hoped, to call yon mine, lint , now my. hopes are bI&Bted/:and my hoart ia broken;— i ob may yon regret what yon have done , this night, for I may cover seo you againri bo good night." 1 ., Alas poor Noah; thy peace of mind ■ ia;gone. f Alas« my friend, thou wert j Doomed wjirebu beauties that adorn j The smile of triumph and the frown of scorn,; While menioty linger* o’er the sad review Of-Joys thal faded like the morning dew. J chapter in. Noah's Home. ' "Go youlh to distant glades,.. New hopes, new Joys to find; Yet do not dare, ’mid fairer maids, To think bf her iboffTcsvcsl behind." We now-find Noah comfortably seated in the old;family rocking chair, eighing deeply, while rocking away bis sorrows. Hia mother enters and addresses him'—

WHO WANTS TO BE HARRIED 1 thi art or tore maki.no. flTHE most extraordinary book of the Nineteenth I Century: “THE BLISS OF MARRIAGE. TUB WAY TO THE ALTAR. MATRIMONY MADK EASY; or, HOW TO WIS A LOVER. One volume of 160 pages, 33 rao. Price One Dollar. 500,000 at* ready tuned. Thirteenth edition ready. Printed oo the finest paper, and liltuiraled In the fl neat tty te of art. . “Love rule* the coart, the camp, the grove, For Love la Heaven, and Heaven Is Love." So aaog the San): yet thousand* pine ■ For lore—of life the light divine—- • Who did they know tome gentle charm, The hearii of those they love to warm, Might live, might die. In b)Us supreme, Possessing at) of which they dream. The road to Wedlock weald you know! Delay not, hot to RONDOUT go. Time diet, and from hit gloomy wings A abadow fall* on living thing*: Then aelte the moment* u they pa*«. Ere fall the Uat sands through the gilts; At leaat the preaent ia your owu, While all the future la unknown.. A happy marriage man or m*td Can now.tecare br RONDOUT’S aid. COJitBltTS: . , It leachei howto make lad If a or gentlemen win the devoted affection* of aa many of the oppoalto sex aa their heart* may deal re. And the plan la ao atm pie, yet •« captivating (hat all may be married, Irrrapectivo of age, appearance, or position; and It ran be arranged with meh cue and delicacy that deteciloo Is Impossible. 1: teathea bow to make love. It teach ea ever; eye to form a beauty of iti own. It teachea how to act when faaclnatcd by > lady. It teacheabow to make the wrinkled face smooth. It teachca you the kind of wife to acted to render home happy. It (rive* Advice to the lover who haa been once Duly accepted and li rejected afterward through the later Terence of friend*. It give* a remedy for anreqalttedlove. It give* yoa Instruction* for beautifying the person. How to have a handsome bee and hand*.

TbU subtle atmospheric potson, which tl csrtrlo e<u *06* U nnavoldtbly Inhaled tl. every breath, U the time In character wherever It exUu,—north, tooth, out or west—and pill every where yield to thu newly dUoorcrrd ANTIDOTE, wbleb neutraUrc* the poison, completely purifies the tyitent, end that onUrelr removes tU tha cause of duetto.

* The proprietor distinctly cU has these extraordinary rerolU from lu nee : . .

Tna above establishment ia supplied with a line assortment and variety of And all klnda of material neeetaary for Ihe prompt, neat and economical execution of JOB PIS 053 TO El 6. ‘ The followfbgjire a few of the varieties of printing done at thli office:— . ■ .

It will protect any resident or traveler, even In the moat sickly or twampj localltleifrorn tny ana or blllone duetto whatever, or any Injury from constant!/ Inhaling MaltrU or Miasma. • - It will instaniw cheek the ape In peraoni.who bin rare red for any length of time, from on Btrto tvu> tv vests, »o that they never need have AXoranehlO, by continuing Its o»e.acco?diiig to dlnctlona. (twill imuedlatolr relieve til (he dlstresrltjr mntu of billons or ague dlteasca, neb tt f*Mr*l debility, ntjrbt sweats, etc/ The patient tl once begfni to w cover appetite and strength, tod Continues entile per manent end redfcel cere Is effected. And te a taocr that It I* ■!« .

€AEBS, Plain or Fancy, of all alaea and deacriptlona, will be furnished and printed at abort notice. ffASyOT ffiSUjfcSo For Dry Good) Etorea, Shoe Etorei, Grocers, Tailors, Milliners, and othera, plain, or with the richest atyle of borders. CIRCULARS, BILL. HEA'DS, Commercial BUnka, and In fact every description of Blanks, printed in the moat expeditious manner, at very tow rates. DRAFTS * DRUGGISTS LABELS, Will be printed In Plain or Colored Inks, of Brome, or Combined Colors, In the neatest stylo. Printing wilt be done with Gold, Silver, or Colors, On Satin, aplendld glased colored papers, or Cant*, unequalled for brilliancy. Our Joa Trrx is mostly new. and of the laical style*, from the extensive Type Foundry of L. Jowxeon A Co., which enables this Office to do neater wort than any other offlee In the region round about. J[?The patronageofthe public 1* respectfully solicited.

TVOETHF OP PUPLlC COSFWEECE. Reran te of itv SINGULAR AND ENTIRE lURMUSSNESS, the following certificate from one of tbemoAccU* brated chemlru ta the United Buies li *1 itched to every bottle: . . New Yoax, Jone 11, )SdA “I have made a chemical examination of Rhode* Peverand Ague Cora, or AntUou to Matarta, and have toiled U for Araanle, Memory, Quinine and Etrychelne, bnt hive sot found a panicle of either In It, nor hava I found any lubtiance in ID competition that would prove lolunena to the constitution. “JAMES R. CHILTON. M, D., CbemUt.’Thla attowe of lu FREE USE AS A PREVENTIVE, . by which all pereoni may thni be litre of entire freedom from the above turned dlieaiei no matte* how sickly the season or awampv the locality. PROOFS OP EPPICACk are frMo*fitly published, and the confidence of the public Uuktd only ta nrw portion to lu ictcal witm wherever Introdnced used. Those only ire relied opon to prove lu worth One or two bowler will tniwer ftr ordinary uiec Mmo uiy require more. Dlieuion* printed In Get* man, French, and SpanUh. accompany .each bottle Price One Dollar.

I Written for tea BeveUle NOAH MARCUS. , A True Tale Of Xw*ry Day Life. BT PELEO.

IxtboddctobT- —The incidents which I relate, recently came under my observation a short time since, and form a short but unhappy chapter in the life of a young friend who- resides in a pleasant little town not a thousand 'miles from here.— Ha was a vaiT: unfortunate yonog man, and tha last peavy atrpker' of misfortune which fell on hia destined head, as thesequil will show, cama well nigh "smashingM hit young and tender heart. To yon, kind and jovely reader, I present my young friend, Noah Marcus—tha hero of my story. He is a fair haired youth of scarce twenty summers, with .a bronzed complexion, email grey eyes, and a sharp peaked nose—do hot stare ao, for indeed I fancy him quite a fasciDating young* man, although he is a youth

"Noah, ray son, what aile theo?”, Noab anhwere, "Oh, I am so sick." "But what Is child; 1 know something Hes heavily on yutir nriml, so come tell mo what. U is." "Well, mother, my heart is broke; the beautiful and enchanting Miss W. has rejected me, and broke my hearlj-oh, dear." “What, has that little sphinx bad the impudence to reject my bod!" Ami the old woman worked herself into a perfect passion but finally cools down after vowing vengeance, and gives her son the following advice: "Noabj my darling, cheer up, and forget this matter, and it will all be well with yoni I would advise you to engage upon the [first flat-bpat for the South, as I think i change of climate and the society, of the less proud and foppish belles of the South will effect a, speedy core,”. It is needless to say. our hero took this advice. =Ea is now enjoying the pleasures of the far off; Sonny Sooth, and I trust a happy youojj mflo. ■ - Moral.— Young!men, and bachelors, too, be not too hasty in imagining yourselves perfect fascinating heart smashers, lest ye suddenly fimVyonr bwp heart smashed—split alt to Hinders, ami yourself, like poor Noah, banished forever from tht| presence of your adored.

How to remove Un ami freckle*. A Lecture on Love, or A Private AdvIeJ to Hirried Ladle* and Gentlemen. ' This 1* dicidedly the mod fascinating, Interesting and really useful and practical work on CourUhlp. Matrimony, and the dull*** and delight* of Married Life, that haa ever been Lamed from the American pres*. The artificial McUlsvstcm, which lu so many Instance* f invents a union of heart*, and sst rifle ei to contlonaltm .the happiness and even the live* of thousands of the young and hopeful of both texei, 1* thoroughly analysed and exposed. Every one who contemplate* marriage, and wishes for an Infallible guide In the telecUan of a neither for life, should purchase thlt great text book of connubial falldiy. No one will ever regret tho price paid for such an Invaluable secret. Bill* of any of the specie-paying banks In the United Hiatus or C-judas received at par. Gold dust can be sent from California. All that U necessary for yon to do la to write a letter In as few word* u possible. Inclosing ONE DOLLAR, aod write the name, with the Post-office, County, and State, and'direct to * PROFESSOR RONDOUT, Pcauittcxand Actkok. No. £3 Fotty-Slath street, N. Y. Dsnrrr and DsvxxroaT, 163, Naassu street, are the wholesale agents. . dccS-flmSw’y ed 3m TT7* 1.000 Agent* wanted.

Purity Yu nr Blood.

Tbo Wonder of the Hineteentb Century. Important and of Ortat CenndtntUm la the . Suffering. T.-A. HURLEY’S SARSAPARILLA.

OF all the' remedies that have beej discovered during the present age for the "thousand Ills that flesh Is heir to" none equal this wonderful preparation.— Only three year* have elapsed since the discoverer (who spent a decade In studying, experimentalising, and perfecting It) first Introduced It to the public, and it U already recognized, by the most eminent pbysl* elans In all pans of the connlry to be tho mqit surprising and effective remedy for certain diseases of which they have knowledge. ■ , 1 AU other componndi or syrups of the root, hare hitherto failed to command the aanctlonofthc fatuity, because, on being tested, they have been found to contain noxious Ingredients.which ncuUatfze the good efferls of the Sarsaparilla, and often times injure the neallh of the patient - It is not *0 wilb Hurley’s preparation. • ' ' This Is thepure and genuine extract of the root, and will on trial, bo found to effect a certain and perfect cure of the following complaints and diseases; Affections of the Bones, Habitual Costiveness, Debility,' Indigestion, Diseases of the Kidneys, Liver Complaints, Dlspepsla, - Piles. Erysipelas, Pulmonary Diseases, Female Irregularities, Scrofulaor.KIng'sRvll, Fistula; Syphilis,-' And all Skin diseases.

Prepared and told by the proprietor, James a. Rhodes, Prorider.ee, r. i. J. L. TRIEBAOD, Arc tit, Veray, led. And fir tale by drnggUts generally. mtU

READ AND RE FEE

"To fortune and to fame unknown." He is in datura rather under the medium, end if not bcaatiful, I do nol think yon will call him ugly. Be this a j it may, 1 will leave your imagination i to picture him in your fancy’s brightest colors,-and proceed to

LET US REASON TOGETHER.

DR. RONAPARTF.S GREAT WORK ON Dlittati of the tirnltal Org»w f , CaLLXD TJIC PRIVATE MEDICAL TREATISE; OR, OLTDE TO HEALTH.

Adapted to the om of ererr Indlrldoal f rae j B » c j ( t . male.) The ereatett boot,and only one.eiernnb Itched In any UbKDagft or In any eouLirr, onth'j a abject, for 45 eenia per copy. ’ §TbU Ixwk to lie tow to eort the following dlMuer.anJ enlighten Wore who grope It dark Beu: Gocoffbcr. Oteet, Cbord«. StHctam, Phymoili, Paraaltito. Seminal Weckncu, Mt*lurlailoD,or Self-Ahuie, Sfli,. pteKon of the Menui, bf the ttomb, how to prevent Pregnancy. Moaitrnatlon, BarWttCli, RtCunilUlm. AC..4o. It Iteaii on Midwifery, AVor tinn. Mlacarrtage, (\-l.Mcy, with remark* to me route and old of both «tn, which erery one ihoelil Ltow. UalntelUbotr to promote the growth of the lUir, and prevent lu fa 11 log otf, Ac. JIT Ladlei tn watt of a pleautt ltd afe remedy for irregnlatitlca. obitnictlom, Ac., cm obtain Mat*wc lotita’i celebrated Female Monthly Puti, at mi* office. . ;

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In which we find our hero a true philosopher, conning over a very knotty subject, matrimony; in which he reasons well, but suddenly comes to the conclusion that Hp is over head and ears in love! "Inspiring thought of rapture yet to be, . The lean of lore ate hopeless but for thee!" Well, here L am, the same unhappy being aa ever. Nothing seems to go

Besides curing Die above, U Is also known to be a great and powerful tonp, purifying the blood and In* vieoratine the system. In abort, HU, without exception, In lha tuei wen* tinned, and Its general effect on the ay at uni, the moat efficacious as It Is the moil deal cable remedy of the age. It la already extensively used throughout Die country, and la faal obtaining an European reputation. Thu In* atancca of cures It baa effected are dally coming to the proprietors know ledge, and be haa no hesitation In re* commending It to one and all who desire to procure relief from suffering. Oneboule being tried, Its effects will be too apparent lo admit of further doubt. Recollect Hurley's Sarsaparilla la the oxlt omcixi s ancli In Did market. . .

H 0LI.0 \V A Y’S PI LL8.

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WHY ARK WE SICK! It has been the lot of the human race to be weichod down by disease and suffering. HOLLOWAY’S PILLS ire specially adapted to the relief of the WEAK, the .NERVOUS, the OEM CATE, and the INFIRM, ofall climes, ages, sexes, and eonvtltuDoni. Professor Hollo way personally iiiporlnlcmls the manufacture of bis medicines In the United Stutes, and offers them to a free and enlightened people, as the best remedy the world over aaw for the re moral of disease. ■

The happy Lome—in which we find Miss W., her mother, her undo, her elder and her younger siater seated in the sitting room around a cheerful fire, and . pleasantly.chatting over tho gossip of

Cacrtow.—MarriedUillellt certain ttltiat'ocnhoald not,me (hem—fur tvatoti, ice dlroClatawim each box. Price fcl. Sent by mall to all part* of the wdtld. ITT Permit* addreufng Br.E. DotAratTC.by mail. wUhlng a reply, will pleuo tncloie .* poiuec itacin. Alto, all who tend for Boole or Pllli.

right with me. Mother says I ought to many, have a wife, and all that, and my friends say the same, which at first looks very fair; hot there's the after consideration—"there's the rub." Verily, matrimony, I think,,is .not such a pleasant thing after all. I What, marry! me marry? No, no, not mo; others might whine, imagine themselves in love, as they call it, submit to the airs of conceited, flirts, making themselves highly ridiculous to all sensible people, have the mortification to he rejected, or perhaps (worse still) the tportificstion to be accepted—and then wife on one-’s hands, crying for a bonnet, whining for a ribbon, sighing for a Tea* ther, and eternlally'complaining—"Why did yon stay opt so late last night; I was so sick; yoa don’t care anything for me. My bonnet is not fit to bo seen—yon must taka me to the city—dear me, I feel so faint—send for the doctor—1 am too weak to get up to breakfast—bring me some tea and toast to the bed-side," dso.. <ka, <kc. Then what with bawling at the servants if yoo have any, squalling at tho children if perchance yon have any,'complaining of the neighbors, falling but with the wives of yohr best friends aud thereby converting them into enemies: taking yon from ypnr business to. make a visit to her friends in the country (on the same day she was about to die), and: interfering with yonr habits and inolination>,draininghis purse and mining his peace. No

A rt V BRTISKMENTS.

the day. ■ . "To picture that being lo the groveling mind, Were like portraying pictures to the blind," My mind has lovely shapes portrayed,

Price SI per bottle, or six for|5. For sale at the manufactory cornur of Seventh and Green streets, Louisville, Kr„ and by til wholesale houses throughout the United States and Cauada. J. L THIEBAUU, Wholesale sod Retail agent for Switzerland co. Also, for salo by the following. AgenU: - J. M. Froxsr, MU Stoning. Geo. McCcllocx, Jacksonville. R. Olustisd, Bonnlnglon. Eli Aancuow, Moorflcld. fiuitr 4 Bowia, Draytown, U Joiisstox, Ashe's Landing. Wx. fiiaxia, Falrvtew. 0, L. Sixxoxt, Enlcrpthe. J. M, Faoxm, York Township. If. S. Montgomery. mar 12

. These Pills Purify the Blood. l These famous Pills an expressly combined to operate on the stomach, Die liver, Die kidneys, the lungs, the skin, and the bowels. comseDng any derangement In oxiy fnneUona, purifying Die blood, Die very fountain of life, and thus curing disease In alt Its forms. Dyapcpala and Liver Complaint,'

THE WEEKLT REVEILLE. Tcrme of Subscription. >: One copy, $1 per year, In advance. If not paid In advance, $1 50. If nolpdld within Dm year, $2 CO. To Clubs, eleven conies for 910. 11*7* The so terms will In future be enforced. Tcmia of Advertising, W« bare adopted, and aba It strictly adhere to the following rates (or advertisements: Ono square. ?of 10 lines or less.) for one Insertion,30 cents; each additional insertion, 2d cents. ■' Yearly advertisers may change their advertisements quarterly at the foil owing rates i Ono aquarh, 3 months, - $3,00 One square,) fear, • . - .• ’• • 3,00 One fourth of a cslumn.l year, - - - IS,00 One half of a column, 1 year, * . * 50,00 One colunln, 1 year,’ - • - - - 1 3B,00 One column, I year, wilhontalleretlon, • 3*,DO Advertisements on the Inside exelnilvely, to bo charged at the rate of 30 percent. In advance of above rates. —NoUrge eutawlllbe admitted in standing advertisements, and no unusual display made without extra charge therefor. —Legal advertisements must bo paid for lu advance. Marriages, Deaths, and Retlglona Notices Inserted gratia, wbennotaecompanled by remarks. —Obituaries, Public Meetings, Personal Explanations, 4e., 4c., ij cents per square for each Inie men. — Special No,tce» Inserted at 8 cents per line; and no notice tending to tha advancement or Individual enterprise will be published without pay therefor.

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Dul ne’er thought 1 earth had one that Could make e’en fancy’s visions fade

ITr* AHorder*addrvitM In Ur, E. Bo»*rj|iu. 167 Sycamore itroot, between Fifth and Sitih urccU, Cltclnuill, Ohio, will bo pn nets ally attended to. DrB. can be co molted upon all dltcaact of which hit book twill. Office boon from 3 A. U. to 8 P. M.

Nearly half Ihe human race bar* taken these Pills. It has been proved In all parts of the world, DratnoDi* log baa been found equal to them In cases of disorders of Ihe liver, dyspepsia, and stomach complaints generally. They soon give a healthy tone to these organs, however much deranged, and when all other means hare (ailed.

Like star* before the cun!

"Look here," said the elder sister, *'I would not be afraid to wager a filbert that your philosophical lover, Noah Marcus, wlil he hero to night to take os a sleighing.

SADDLER y. SHOP.

General Debility’. HI Ilcaltb, Many of the most despoUe Government* have opened their Custom Houses to the IntroducDon of these Pills, that they may become the medicine of tho masses. Learned Colleges admit that Dili medicine Is the* best remedy over known for persons of delicate health, or where Die system bos been Impaired, as Ha Invigorating properties never (hit to a fluid relief.

“I should’nt wonder at it/’ was the reply; "for I never flaw such a fool of a fellow; be cannot take a bint at alb If be comes I eh all bo compelhd to giro him a piece of my mind, which I hope cannot be mistaken by him. Bat barb, was that not eome one knocking at the door. Bon and see who U'is," eho said to horyounger. sister. In a few moments. oar hero wm ushered into the room, bowing - in the most approved style/ and' with his interesting features light up with one of hie blandest smiles. After the.usual salutations were interchanged the old gentleman pointed him'to, a seat which he'gladly accepted. He was ' very much embarrassed by the cold, sober looks of his adored, and the smlfea>nd mischievous nods of the others, hut.be soon recovered himtelf and taming to. bis adored be said: "Miss —, I mean ladies, I have come to take you a sleighing; will you go?” "No, not with you, sir," was the reply of the one to Whom the question was addressed. Poor Noah was completely "nonplussod.” He felt aa though he would si ok to the floor. To his relief, the conversation was resumed on ft. different subject. After conversing some time, one of the girls asked,, ]‘Noah, why don’t,yon join the church?' Perhaps if you would do so, and the rest of the girls would like you better/* "Oh," replied Noah, "if it was not such cold weather I might, but it is too cold to be baptised now." The uncle here spoke and said,' "young roan, let mo tell you I think water would do you much good,' either in the summer or now; it is my honest opinion, air, that if you wore soaked in water from now till dooms-day, your complexion would not bo a whit the whiter for it.” But our unfortunate friend was not to be spared hero, for on addressing himself to the idol of his heart be was cut short with—"Are yon like a dog. sir, to be kicked before yon can take a bint; had you not been so fool-hardy you might have spared yourself this mortifleation and embarrassment, for have I not told you repeatedly that your visits to this house were unwelcome, and yonr attentions to me disagreeable. Now, eir, let - me distinctly tell you that your company is no longer wanted. There’s the door, and yon had better take my advice and leave immediately, and never darken this house with your presence again." Alas! poor Noah. This was more than his tender feelings could bear. This blow, coming so unexpectedly aa it did and from such an unlooked for quarter,

SPRING TRADE. WG are receiving and now opening a large and splendid assortment of

: Hardware and €ullcry, . consisting in part of the following articles, to-wil:— , Table and Pocket Cutlery,' Scissors and Shears, Razors and Strops, Table, Tea, and Basting Spoons Edge Tools ofall description, Bench Planes, Gages & Squares, Hand,Ripp, PonneldcTennantSaws

Female Complaints,

■ Ko Female, young or old, tbould be without UiU celebrated medicine. U correct! and rcguUtu the monthly couneaat all 'periods, act! nr In many ease* like a charm. It U aUo the best ana safest medicine thst ran be given to ehtldnn of all sgoi, and for any complaint; consequently no family zhonldbe without U. Holloway'tP Hit are iht lttl remedy known in the world for tie following Diteatet: Asthma Diarrhoea Indigestion - Bowel Complaints Dropsy Influenza Coughs Debility Inllainallon ‘ Colds • Forcr and Agne Inward Weakness Chest Diseases Female Com* Urer Complalnll CosUvenoss plaints I/twnes* of Spirits Dyspepsia Headache* Piles Sloneznd Gravel Secondary Symp*Venereal AffecWorms of all kinds toms Uona

Brldlra, )TartlngaIe», Collar*, JUrntM, Ilamca, Riding Whip*,-Tron Us, Ac.,

which he-.will sell at very lowed cash pricei. N. B. Constantlyon hand Colin* of my own manufacture. .Alto, flames anti Cnalnt,, of a superior quality. ■ > .william Paulkn er~ Veayjr, Match 7,

Wood $ Crosscut Saws. Id abort, a Tull and complete assortment of Carpenters' and Coopers' Tools. — ALSO —

FUR NITURE STORE. i t.UtTLErm.p. j, |. JiOMWOHWt. Littlefield & .Uontgoiuery, rcjpectfullv call the attention tbe.publjc'to their large apd fine assortment of . ■ ' ■' .CAB IN E TPU RNITURE, Comprising every article in their line, «lJ such as we have not on" band we,- will mekt on the shortest-notice. A liberal diitcunt for cqsh - payment. ■ ", - We have a new Hearse, which ii /'jiTi.Anc* commodatiun of the publics Coffin's ptoepted on the shortest, notice. Ciatkson’s Building, Main street, Vcsay, srpCli

Sittings o t f tlie Courts In TUB CODKTT Of SWITZERLAND, INDIANA. CIRCUIT COURT.

Shovels, Spades, Manure and Hay Forks, Gar* den Hakes, 4c., $0, 400 pair Trace Chains, 200 Holler Chains, 60 pair Breast Chains, 25 Log Chains, 25 Lock Chains, * Double and Single Barrel guns, * Pistols of every description. Shot Bags, Powder, Flasks and Horns, Saddlery and Carriage Trimmings, consisting, in part, of Bridge Bills, Enameled Leather, Buckles, do Cloth, SlurrupsASpurs, Laces Fringes, Tacks and Harness Saddles, Brass Bands, 4c., 4c. ,

***SoId utthc MunnCicUiriea of Professor IIollowav, E0 Malden Lane, Kew-Vork,and 214 Strand, London, and by all respectable Drngglita and Dealers of Medicine throughout the Dulled Sales, and the drlJUcd world, In boxer, at SScents,63>{ cents,tod $1 each. . ITT Theru Is a considerable saying by taking the larger sizes. If. 8. Directions for the guidance of palleols In every disorder are affixed to each Box. octlMy

4th Monday of April. 11st Monday orNov'mbi

comnioiv pleas court. 1st Monday of April. [1st Monday of January, 1st Monday of Oct. | 1st Monday of July, ru.SSTII.SKlHJN'EIIK COURT. IstMondayofMarch I 1st Monday of Sep terabe 1st Monday of June | 1st Monday of Decembe'

BACON’S

iN'cw Arrival.

THE undersigned having replenished his Family. Grocery, and daily receiving new supplies, begs leave to inform the public that he is now prepared to offer the necessaries of life to the hungry and needy, at a very ■mall profit for cash. Having purchased his slock with cash exclusively, it enables him to sell them very low on' the same terms. ■ His stock comprises of everything commonly kept in a Grocery Store, such as ■'

Uislng Sum .. ! INSURANCE COMPANY, V Of RisInjr Sun, Indiana. THIS Company i* now’ fully organised and is prepared to insure against the damage by Piai and lb» Jrerils of N*tio*tjos,

North-west Corner of Sixth and Walnut streets,' Cincinnati, Ohio.

sir, they won’t catch me—in my opinion, nine-tenths of the. married men, sincerely and secretly repent of it from their very tools. And children} deteit them;

■ Having personally selected the above arli ctes, it will enable us to sell, at wholesale or retail, at. as low. prices as same can be bought west of .the mountains. Give us a call, and examine our stock of goods and prices, before going elsewhere to purchsse. , F. L. SON, ■ Feb. 14;

The l>etI School for obtaining a Practical Knowledge 6J BOOK-KEEPIHO, fyc., the Jnilnietort being Practical Accountantt.

COFFEE, SUGAR, MOLASSES, Vinegar, Candles, Soap, Salaratus; Rice, Cheese, Crackers, Mackerel, Pepper, Table Salt, sod TOBACCO AND CIGARS For those who indulge in the nauseous weed. For further particulars call on the undersigned. ALEX. DETRAZ, ' No. 4,.Scbenck’8 Block, * teplS , Ferry street, Vevay, Ind.

dirty, raggtd, iqiuUing brat*; that give

THE COURSE OP INSTRUCTION given in this Institution is Thorough and Comprehensive, consisting of

BOARD OP DIRECTOR*. B. B. LOR1NO, S. HATHAWAY. WM. H. POWELL, JACOB C. WELLS, WM. T. PATE, ’ J. W. TALBOTT, JOHN GRACE, J. M. G1NNINOS. J. P. ULREV, . GEC, OILLESPiD, : J. W. SPENCER, S. P. COVINGTON, B.J. HATHAWAY. S. HATHAWAY, President. B. J. HATHAWAY, Secretary.

pen nothing hot solicitude and disgust /while young, and > nothing but vexation pid disappointment when grown. ■ After I "teething time" ie passed, (glorious deliverance), breeches for one, petticoats for another, hat for a third, book for ft fourth, and the Lord only knows what for a

Book-Keeping, by Double Entry, Embracing every department of Trade and Mercantile Accounts, viz: Wholesale, Retail, Commission, Exchange, Banking, Railroad, Steamboat, Individual, Partnership, Joint Stock, and Compound Company Business. .

Metallic Burial Cases.

Commercial Calculations, comprising calculations in Per Cemage, Exchange, Arbitration of Exchange, Equation of Payments,. Averaging,.Custom Home Transactions, 4c., 4<V according to the most approved methods.

Risks' taken on the Barges of Steamboats and Plat Boats; and also on Buildings and Merchandise at equit/ble rates of premium by GEORGE E. PLEASANTS, aug29 if Agent, at Vevay, Ind.

fifth I How dreadful to think of foolish sons and ugly nogratelul.

JESSE V. SHOUT, rNDERTAKER, has and will continue to keep on hand all sizes of the latest improved Metalio Burnt Case*, and also Plates with alt kinds of inscriptions, lie will also attend to cementing, and all calls in. his line of business. lie constantly keeps on hand all soils and sizes of REAOY-7IAUE COFflKS, lined and trimmed, cloth covered dnd plain, and will attend with his Hearse all funeral calls. Having purchased bis metalic cases of the manufacturer, and all his materials at wholesale prices, articles in his line will be disposed of on the most reasonable terms. Residence and Shop on Seminary street, north-west of Schenck's Flouring Mill. Jan. 1, 186S- —If '

dissipated, and unpromising; daughters to marry badly, or what is worse not marry at ell—and other inconveniences too tedious to mention. No, I think matrimony a horrid thing; I will preserve my liberty entire; I will not conde-

Penninsujp.— A good business band writing is'guaranteed to every one who completes a full course.of instruction. , 'Commercial Correspondence,

Rising: *un Ii'on Foundry. THE undersigned, having permanently established themselves at Rising Sun, in the Foundry Business, would respectfully, in* form the Hay Growers of Indiana and ; Ke** lucky, that they still continue to manufutme Screws for the Mormon or Beaties Hay Press, which are not inferior to any made its the United States, from the fact that the best Press Builders give out Screws the preference Over all others. ' • •''

Embracing the general particulars"of letter writing, as connected with - the different branches of Trade, including the forms of Invoices, Account Currents, Orders, Drafts, Promissory Notes, Bills of Exchange, dec. LECTURES—On Commercial Law, Science of Accounts, Customs of Merchants, Laws of Trade, $c., by emineaUectuiers and business men. • •

ecend to seek the society of frivolous girls who have not sense enough to converse or attractions to interest. No, I am determined to keep company with Newton and Milton, Scott and Byron, and while the frivolous butterflies of fashion flutter around the still more insignificant coquettes of the day and talk about the weather and love and marriage, sponge cake and candy, and read the candy poetry—I will commune with the minds of those great men and fit myself perchance to govern men and guida the State. ; Thu* oar hero reasoned: but ah I what urinconsistent creature is-manl How weak is his ,most determined resolution when formed in opposition, to nature.— How much easier it is to govern theh:ad than the heart. It is sufficient to eay

Young men wishing to acouire a tiorcugk Commercial-Education, will find, it greatly to their.ad vantage to attend this Institution. TERMS.—For a full course of Itufrue- -

■ We ; have also Patented a; Horn' Power, uid to.br, by competent judges, the,- bf*t and cheapest Horae Power in use, (which can bo ttaebed to the Press if desired. ' V . ■ Alt orders in Switzerland County, left with P. L. QR1SARD & SON, will be attended to. J. M. REISTER & CO. ,«. .Rising Run, June 27,1866, h tli .Uf

lion . For further particulars, please call on or address the undersigned. ‘ . E. S. BACON, Principal. N. B. If any student, after completing the above course, is deliroua of obtaining (which is very improbable' “Banking and Interest Tablet,*' 1 will furnish htra a dopy of-any work now extant on that subject for U. ; . oct24 . ' R. 5. R.

BEADY-MADE CLOTHING. HARWOOD & DOAN have just received . and opened a good assortment of

AND VAR ME US GENERALLY. WE are now manufacturing Davit’s patent Churn and Butter Worker, and keep them constantly on hand for sale. Warranted—returnable if not approved: declfl P. L. ORlSARO k SON.

Ueady-illaide Clothing, suited to the Fall and approaching Winter seasons. The stock is of (hat kind of Goods ahd make to recommend itself for ■ DURABILITY AND ECONOMY to the wearer. Wo have Coats at from *3,40 to $12,00; Vests , from $1,26 to (5,40, Pants from 81,50 to $6,60. Ve-rsy, Sept. 12,

Lightning Conquered. T1HE undersigned tra now. prepared to . furnish Lightning Rods, with directions for putting up, and have now onband.lOOO feet for sale. F. L. ORISARD $ SON. Sept. 19,

WE are now receiving a froth supply of Spring and Summer Goods, which will be sold u cheap ti the cheapest. mari2 TEATS dt BCRBNCK.

BLANK DEEDS, Mortgages, Notes, Summoos' and Subpcenas, for sale at the BniLii Omci. f#b30-tf

On Pikt ttrrft. Itietra Prrry and LiUjtj. fBIHE'subscribcr would rt'Spcrifullj* inform JL hit customer* and. the P u generally, that he keeps cqniianUyjgSgt, on'band, of-bis manufiaure, large supply of Saddles, of rrety description, both for ladies and gentlemen, besides a general assortment of

•IflSW YOEK GOODS. THE subscribers are now receiving and opening, Just from 1 NE W YORK CITY, A very large and extensive assortment of Dry Goods, rSotions, BO O TS & SSO S, efi C., & C. t Embracing all the articles usually kept in their line, which ha\e been purchased entirely with CASH. We feel confident we are able, and we believe willing to sell as cheap as the cheapest. We invite our friends and the public in want of Goods to call on us and examine for themselves before purchasing. scpt!9 WILLIAM SUAW $ SON.

Iteady-ninde Clothing. JUST RECEIVED,-* large "and splendid assortment of READY-MADE CLOTH* ING, far superior to any ever brought into ibis market, consisting of COATS, PANTS, VESTS, NEW STYLE NECK TIES, Collars,' and everything appertaining to a CLOTHING STORE. 1 pledge myself to sell cheaper than any other House in town, as my motto is, "small profits and quick returns," Be sure and call at No. I Odd Fellows’ Hall. scp!2 P. L. COURVOISIEB. To Butter makers

BLACKSMITHIM. THE undersigned to cany on Shop, on Perry street, wherewt. he is prepared to do all kinds of PLOW MIKING —steel board, and Sborel Plows;—Harrows, Rakes, Ac., Pailicuiar attention paid to Ironing Wagons, Carnages, drc. Horse Shoeing, Repairing, dec., Ac., done in the best style—on the shortest notice and most reasonable terms. All work warranted to five as Us faction. R. D. ANDERSON. Veray, Apnl 2, 1866.