Weekly Republican, Volume 57, Number 24, Plymouth, Marshall County, 15 June 1911 — Page 3

Head W aitress Discusses the Harem Skirt

f AN you give me an -omelette -s a-la-Harem?" asked the Steady Customer of the Head Waitress in the Cafe des Enfants as he finished studying the bill-oi-fare. "Quit your bidding" replied the Heaa Waitress, "and for the love of Mike out the Harem thing out of ycurj

ccnveis-tion. I'm sick of it. Every u u.q tomes around here tries to te fuiiny by asking rre if Mrs. EnL.nts is st-iS to have her waitresses Meur Harem sürts so they can move " -around quicker. AU of which is about as lui.ny a-s a crutch, as tho man witu tie wooden leg said." . "You wrong me," said the Steady Customer, "waen I asked for an omelette a-la-Harem I meant not to be frivolous. 1 was in a real reztaranr. the oter day and they had pork cheps a-ia-ilurem. So why not ctiolrtter "i-tric chops a-la-Harem!" echoti the Head Waitress. "What could they be- r "Thr.t'e what I wondered," rsnlitd the Steady Customer, "so I ordered some. Well, instead of sometning rew they brought the chops in w.th thes regular paper pantalettes -with frills cn the bouom. They had been slipped over the end of the pork chop bonta and served just the same way as Ivo beta getting them for years." "We den't hand ycu cut any cf that bunk sturf htrc." said. the Head Waitress. "V.'hea you get pork chos they're all chop and no paptr. When laey hand yea taoe ntv, -fancied thing-;, in these swell joints, they make yea i ay icr them. I'll bet they soaked j ou to vir bis ox thim chops?' "True to ti? penQ" admitted tae Steady CYttcmer. "I thow.sU- s;.; sr.!d the Ileao Waitress, .u a ycu cculd have come h;re and h;:d the aae thtü, without paper paiui, for a juicr. What's the g:cü cf tüem pa.-r things? Ygt can t earthen?" "No saidthe Steady Customer, "and they lock just as uccr.,.rucus on a rorK chop as harens do on a feia!B." "I dent know, what that 'irxoa thing means," answered tie leau Waitress, "but I know them harem skirts lcok like a nightmare." "You must admit that the."ro more comfortable thin a regular skirt," suggested the Steady Customer. "I don t admit nothing." replied the Head Waitress. "And as for that, how did ycu know they're more '-oni-fcrtable. Some of you men talk like a graduate from the College of Ladies' Maids.'? "I was looking at them in a ctore window the otter day," the Steady Customer continued, "and some of them certainly did loot: stunning. 4They were draped on very pretty wax models. One model was a stunning blonde, , and looked something like JOd." V "I look like a model, hey?" exclaimed the Head Waitress. "That's a fine insult, that is." "Ir sult!" repeated the Steady Customer, in surprise. "Why an insult?" "Evidently you don't know your dicticiary,", replied the Head Waitress, scornfully. "When you get home, look up the definition of the word 'model It says a model is an imitation of the real thing. I guess it's up :to you to apologize." And the Steady Customer did.

nib AAtitbiu "!e tells me he i3 going to exhibit at the horse show." "What-cf it?" "Is he in the habit of exhibiting at the horse fehow every year?" "Well, he usually makes an ass of himself." , The Accessories. "I hear you've picked up an abandoned farm." m "Yep." "Genuine farmer now, are you?" My city friends won't relieve it until I pick up some abandoned dialect" A Quick Remedy. Your daughter is getting veryround shouldered." "Well, doctor, spare no expense. What's the best way to get her to "sit up straight?" "Buy her an automobile." A I10TRE DAUE LADY'S APPEAL 1 11 knowing sufferers of rlirnmatlsm, whether modular or of the Joints, sciatica, lumbago, backaclie. oihit In the kiUiej- or neuralgia pains, to write to her for a home treatment which has repatelj cured all of these tortures. She feeU It her duty to send It to all sufferer FKEE. Toe ewe yourself at ome as thousand will testify no euanse of climate Lelns necessary. Thl.' nlmple discovery banishes uric acid from the Moo.1. loosen the stiffened Joints, purifies the M.wkI. and brtznten the eves, plring elatlnrr and ton to the whole system. If the above interests yoa, for proof a&lress Mrs. M. Summers, Box Ii. Notre Dame, Ind. NEW BUQQIE AND WAGONS Made in Plymouth from best of woods and by best of wojrkmen. Center St.

MADGE.

Madge Craven was a little hard to please, t'he loved her mother and she loved her garaen, che loved her horse? and she lovfd herself. Which of the four commanded most of her atfection It is difficult to say. Providence had endowed her with rare- gifts and rich possessions, ano the had made good use of them. Tall, shapely, tolerant and stately, she. knew her worth, and was not at all disposed to undervalue it. It happened in the year of gracr nineteen hundred and as many as you please, that a climax was arrived at Madge was then-6. Nineteen of he edaurrrs found .consolation Sever, were left. I knew them all. They Useall knew me. l sometimes wish they had Dot. Other people's love aHair are a;u to bD boring, and it is dif.lcul' to say exactly the right thing in scvej caces. I did my best, of course. 1 told i'h.l Harte Mo nir.üe a little more o. Midies mother. I told Den Symnis 0 lrn to ride. I told Elijah 'Hopkins he should change his name. 1 to 1 the other four much that was qood for tlciii, and trust that they -.prrrciated it. So n:aue:s ran. The countr;-?i ieeided it was time Made married .Mrs. S. ecelr.red that it she didn I sh miö'ht lo;e ner chances, and tlia:ic.s added luts. S.. den't co:::e j.aiu. it was r'iiDored she had taken hers. The favorite was Adam Llc;izc. He a?Ucd for my advice. I gave it to hin: "Girl and women, I have known Madg Craven fixe and twenty years," I said "and -he will please hcrseir'--whicn in rlain fact, she did. Ada?. i worked hard. He made good practice with her mother, stormed her garden, cultivated horses, danced attendance on her, and, to all appearis:cvs, we!!. The countryside proclaimed cini victor. But! is an awkward word; it throws c.:e bac' upen oiip g l.Muches he made nc progress. Now it fell upon a certain summer's day that Adam came to me and said: "Lock here, eld man, I wish you wouli put in a givj word for me with Madgo She thinks a lot of you." I rromised him I would, and meant to wait ray opportunity. It came soon f r than I had expected, "for it fell up on the very day that Madge rode ove. in the morning. She looked welL She always did, and in her riding hab.i .-rci illy well. I may have noticed it "1 have been thinking about you," said, after the usual greetings. Yoi are very kind. And what have yu been thinking " "That its ti ne you married." 'So It Is!" said Maclg. "That's why I hiv called. I have come for some advice.' "I shall be happy to give yoa wnal 1 can,' I . -Yes. I know." said Madge. "You give a lot, and yoa take none. That you all over." She said this rather Eharply, I looked njv -KfUc." target I, "ia fi-htlc? trim. All right.'' "If you had not called on me," 1 said, T should have callad on you." "It's about time you dm," said Madre. "As an ambassador," said I. Oc whose behalf!" said, Madge. "A frienC of mine is very toad of you." "There's nothing new in that,'' Bait Madge. "All your friends are." This was quite true, but the directness of it was a little discoacerliug. "Weil, which was It?" sa.d Mad.v describing little circles on the lawi with the hr.ndle of her whip. I pleaded Adam's cause. I thougbt J Jt-aü.' d well, but did not make mnci progress. "He is verynical" Said Madse. a last. Vi "What more Co you want?" I asked "I want mere brains!" said Mad?e "You mean he dees!" sa!d . Madg laugiud, and our eyes met. It was not the first time- they hac met by any rr.eaus. Nor is it likelj it will be the last. Madge looks, yo; in the face frankly and fearlessly Her eyes are not accustomed to defeat. But this time they fell fet suddenly and swiftly before mine. A flood of triumph surged over mj heart. "Madge!" I whispered. "Madge!' and in hot burning words I rleadec my own cause, for all the world for getting about Adam's. At last Madge turned to me. Agalr her erea mst mine. ...This time thej did not fall, ana In (heir clear, silem depths I read the sweetest story thai a man can read, the old-world story of a woman's love. No need to say more. The morning sped. . .. I afked Madge why she came. Shi laid her hands upon 'my shoulder3 looked Into my eye3,and said: '"J came to ask what a woman ought tc do, When the only man she cares fo will not say he cares for her, although she knows he does.' "You find the ansVer satisfactory! 'Perfectly!" Adam, like the good fellow that ht is, was my best man. ' "Me no talkee Chinese velly well, explained the zrszes3t upon greeting the visitor from the flowery kingdom. ' "No matter," responded the latter T can convene tolerably well in Eng lish." Life is forced upon us; the knowledge how to live we must acquire FOR WOMEN, Dr. J. A. r.:cGffl'o Famous FcmrJe Suppositories Are a famous remedy for all female diseases CuCirfo; Women try a Sample Fcr tzh by c Drr! PHICC01.OO CfilJ on your home druggist for boo'x and frcj cam pis o CD

CITY COUNCIL WILL PROTECT SHADE TREES

AFTER LONG DISCUSSION DECISION IS MADE TO PUT JACKSON STREET WALKS OUT ON CURB. BUY EXTINGUISHER Tapping Machine purchase---Brooke Elected On Library Board---Many City Matters Attended To By Council. The city council will give prompt and vigorous attention to saving the wonderful shade trees of this community. At the meeting last night the matter was brought up by Councilman Van Gilder and the other members heartily concurred in a motion to bring State Entomologist B. W. Douglass to Plymouth if necessary to tell the city how to fight the cottony maple scale and save the fine maples and other trees of Plymouth. It was thought best for the city to do this work because individuals would not do it or had not the facilities for doing it. If the city looked after it the thing would be done right, saving the trees to all the city. The city is to buy of O. B. Klingerman a tapping machine for $50. Fire Chief Kuhn is to have one of the hose carts fixed. The chairman of the accounts and stationery committee is to order 500 order blanks for the water-works department. The clerk is to send notice to Geo. Lemler for $5.00 to pay cost of a run made by the department to his house on May 23, the house being outside the city. Looking After Garbage. On the garbage question it was reported that a number of notices had been given and that the ordinance would be enforced. Milt Soice had offered to furnish an eight gallon can for 85 cents, but the council thought that was too small and passed a motion that no can smaller than 16 inches in diameter and 24 inches deep. In order to have all the cans uniform it was thought best to make this provision for city control of the matter. Sol Lechlintner was granted a petition to tap sewer on lot 12 Rose's add. and C. E. Siltenright to tap the north Michigan street sewer. Engineer English reported the grade on South street and also that on Nursery. He stated that he found the Pennsylvania fence out in the street 16 feet. He had numbered the cemetery lots and made the prices on them according to direction of the council. No action was taken about railway fence in South street. E. S. Bissell asked to be relieved from building cement walk on west Madison for 400 feet. He claimed his walk had been repaired and was on good condition. Permission was given Welcome Miller to raise his sidewalk to grade in front of his new Michigan street residence. Library Board Completed. The library board was completed last night by the election of Mr. Frank Brooke to fill the vacancy caused by the failure of Mr. John R. Jones to qualify. A legal question concerning the appointment of Mrs. Armstrong was decided according to the opinion of City Attorney Hess, and she was not reappointed as Mr. Reeve of the board had asked and felt necessary. Mr. Brooke's appointment will last for two years. Fire Chief Kuhn recommended that the city buy 8 to 10 chemical fire extinguishers to be distributed in the outlying districts of the city, and two to be located in the business section. Also recommend the purchase of at least 1000 feet of 2 1/2 in. rubber tire hose, all of DR. COX'S Barbed Wire Liniment GUARANTEED to heal without leaving a blemish, or MONEY REFUNDED. 50c and $1,00 sizes for fresh wounds, old sores, sore backs and shoulders, burns and bruises. 23c size for Family Use. DR. COX'S PAINLESS BLISTER is painless and guaranteed to cure Spavin, Ringbone, Curb, Sweeny, Splint, Puffs, or any enlargement of bone or muscle, or money refunded. Price 50c. FOR SALE BY Chas. Reynolds.

which is very much needed. Jackson Street Walks. The thing which took more time than anything else last night was the settlement of the question of walks on Jackson street. It resulted in the passage of an ordinance on first reading only, that the walks be placed out on the curb on both sides of the street. Nearly all the south side walks have already been built and the council wanted the street to be uniform. The order is for walks on the curb from Water to Plumb street, or the entire length of Jackson street. Unanimous consent for the passage of the ordinance could not be secured or the matter would have been entirely disposed of last night. City treasurer Hohn made the following report: Money on hand May 22...... $3762.69 Collected from license....19.50 Collected from dog tax 50.... 50.00 Collected from sale cement lots.... 70.00 Collected water rents... 115. 61

Total $4017.80 Disbursements ..... 322.09 Balance ....$3695.71 The following bills were allowed: Marks & Harley, sup.... $ 12.27 C. W. Metsker, ptg....... 2.70 Sylvester Lovell, sexton.... 15.00 M. H. McKinney, night watch.... 45.00 C. D. Snoeberger, elec. cur-. rent at water works .... 105.84 C. D. Snoeberger. elec lights 334. 51 Thos. Lovell, labor....... 12.25 H. E. Buck, sup ........10.75 Keller & Jeffirs, labor 7.85 Ray Myers, labor.... 12.08 Scott Hendricks, labor.........12.08 Thos. Spenser, labor ...... 2.10 State Bank, interest....... 3.78 Chas. Astley, w. w. supt..... 34.70 Crane & Co., supplies ..... 120.68 L. Fechner, labor ...... .50 B. K. Elliott, supplies .....12.00 M. Wallace, labor ...... .70 Chas. Weigle,..... 32.20 G. E. Kimmel, lumber ..... 193.48 H. Charmon, sup w w . .... 55.05 Ira Zumbaugh, st. com..... 32.60 W. H. English, engineer .......... 21.75 Chas Suter, labor ........ 12.42 Perry Marsh, labor ...... 5.17 Otis Kebert, labor ...... 19.50 Win. Detwiler, team wk...... 8.75 S. E. Boys. ptg ....... 13.37 C . L . Morris, lumber ....... 63.45 Miller Chemical Co, engine ...... 135.00 Total ....... $1337.47 WHAT SIMPSON DID ABOUT IT. He Was Fully Convinced of the Advantages of Advertising. "Once, when I was editing a paper in a Lancashire town, I convinced a man in a most emphatic way that It .palnd to advertise," saM an olo journalist. "He was a fati:. ioosperdus tradesman, whoi- t wi'; -call Simpson, and 1 had : -lor .2 long, timt to get him to - rt an adrertifccmcnt In my paper. " 'Oh, it's no use,' he would sa 'I never read the advertisements In a paper, and no one else do?s. I believe in advertising, bat in a wa that will force Itself on the public Tb?n it r.a; s- Hut in a newspaper pshaw! Kverybody who reads a nevsj aor dodges the aUvertlsiag pa?s as if they were poison.' " 'Wei!.' said I, 'if I can convince j joj th.il people do read the advertis ing psics of my paper, will you advertise?' "Of course I will. I will advertise whenever I think it will do any goo. "The nert day I had the -following line set up in the smallest type in the office, and stuck it in the most obscure corner of the paper: " 'What is Simpson goln? to do about it?' "The next day so many people annoyed Simpson by asking him what the line meant that he begged me to explain the matter in my next Issue. I promised to do so if he would let me write the explanation and stand to it. He agreed, ;and I wrote: ' " 'He's going to advertise, of course.' "And he did." Strenuous Treatment. Rastus Doan yo husband lub yu eny mo'? "Why, befo' soon after de marriage he used to say fer a good wife yu was de record. ' LuclndaYeas, en now ne convss home en tries to beat d remrA Parfait D'Amaur It is made thus-: A' tall glass . is filled with peach ice cream, then a spoonful of raspberry syrup is dropped in and it runs down through the parfait. Just as it" id served - spoonfui of maraschino is poured in, and on top a sweetened spoonful 0 . whipped cream. It la worth trying. In a Plnth. use ALLEN'S FOOT-EASE, The antiseptic powder to e hake it to youroe. Relieves lUot. tired, achiwr. swollen, eweitin feet of all pain and mokes walking a delight. Makes rhe- etiiiR out of corns and bunious. Sold everywhere, 25c. Sample FREE. A,S. Olmsted Lel?oyN.y,

The Ladder of Progress

E are 'all growing into t habit of referring to this er as "a lure mercantile age," "an ag cf me-ir-anical invention," and nothii more. We flavor the words with 1 pinch )f scorn, and we refer to the Id days n ben men made beautiful wor 3 of art, rote beautiful literature for tie benifit r.f succeeding generatlci 3, with 10 thought of personal gain o immelip.tp reward of fame. Then we sigh and say agali: "Yes, ils is an age of comn onplace chieveroents. Art is dead, religion xtinct, ideals dethroned. Men think only of physical comfort, personal aggrandizement and mechanical progress. Ye will leave nothing to the generations who succeed us, nothing q the centuries ahead but a history if material gain and no!ey invention ird automcatic devices which dsitroyed men's ideals cf patient toil for e sike of beauty and perfection." Aim Ell this talk which one hears Continually in Europe and more and icr;? in America is rank nonsense. Progress climbs by many and varous stairways. Home are hewn from marble, some tre built cf weed, some are ircn ladiu. Cut the chmbing is continuous iial uninterrupted. Sometimes tje .stairways wind and scfm to t'e?ccnd, but it is only to ma!-e a mere direct ascent farther on. We are now on the ladder of "iron, ind theie is nothing beautiful iu its workmanship, and its top seems to rest cn nothing but empty air. Yet it is secure and safe, and is leading to fairer heights thuii humanity has ever known before There have been always two great obstacles in the path of humanity. These obstacles are cruelty and irudsery, or perhaps it is better tc reverse the word?, since drudgery has eerhaps led to much of the cruelty. As civili.-.afion advanced the?e twu obstacle? grew, like monstrous snowtails, gathering strength and dimensions as they were rolled along. Civilization has .ei to the necessity for more and move drudgery for man and beaFt. Watch for an hcur the traffic in any great city think what It means. Think of the hot kitchens where cooks and scullery drudges toil through the beautiful Summer days tc supply food to restaurants and hotels Think of the early "morning-laborers, who are up in the chill dawn of Winter to carry on the Industrie? which gives us our cream for the breakfast coffee, our rolls and oui newspapers and our warm fires foi the morning comfort! Think of the workers in the coal mines who supply our fuel, and of the -stokers on the ships who bring ur over eas in search of pleasure! Think of the truckman, and the cabmen, ari the horses, and the engl neers and firemen on the trains, and a thousand more toilers who are working with might and main to keep thlt great mechanism of civilization fun oing! In the olden days slaves and raöcahperforme l the drudgery of the world for kings and barons and rulers of all kinds. And they were beaten or beheaded if they failed in any duty T.mes h3v, improved " a bit pmc tben. but there are still cruelty arc ieltshness ci. earth. When machinery came into thf world's work it was lookod u.pou ae a -demon, taking the bread from pooi mens niouth3. There aru still t.aou sands cf people who so regard it, bui it is a mi-taken point of viewHeralds ci Freedom. The mechanical inventions of thif age, are ths advance heralds of man jultimate fictdom from drudgery and of the elimination of cruelly from the world. The people who visited Paris twenty years ago tell me the changfIn the condition of the cab horses there is marvellous And this cnangs has come about grtatly through automatic inventions. So long as the cab was the oily means of getting about the. city companies made no effort. tc Improve conditions. The horses were poorly fed and cruelly driven to rcee. the public demand for transportation After the comiDg of the underground and surface automatic lines there was a elight effort at improving the cab service, and Mnce the advent of that blessing to the world, the taximet?i automobile, a vast improvement has taken place In the appearance and treatment of the animals. It still needs betterment, but that betterment will come. In another decade all transportation in our large cities will undoubtedly be made by automatic machines. This is but one sign of hundred? which point to the lifting of burdens fiom man and beast and the lessening of drudgery fcr humanity. The great fuel problem - will be solved by the inventien cf man before many years. Coal mines will be worked without the sacrifice of so many dves, or a fuel w?ll be created which Joes away with the necessity of coal; Mankind will discover a food proiuct which will ksen the labor ol cooks, and mechanical app!?ances wilJ perform the drudgery now attendant upon the kitchen. And man will find time, Inclination and ower to study the intellectual and spiritual realms and know th wonders which await those who seek All honor to the mechanical age, the age of invention. It is the corridor to the age of spirituality and to a greater art and greater religion than humanity ha yet known. Not all the sacred fires of India have been extinguished. The most ancient still existing was consecrated twelve centuries ago, in commemoration of the voyage made by the Parsees when they emigrated from Persia to India. This -fire i3 fed five times every two hours with sandalwood RLd other fragrant materials combined with very drv fuel. -s

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n Hki rl.l Ctiin rlrl For Infants and Children. The Kind You Have Always Bought Bears the Signature of For Over Thirty Years TMS CCNTAVM OHnKT. MCW YCHR CITY. Order Countermanded WHEN John Hanson of McPherson finally gets through with his grievances against the courts he will no doubt conclude that it would have been better had he taken the shoot that Representative Brown of Harvey; county once did. Brown was practicing law at Newton. He fell out with the district Judge over some trivial matter. One day the court wanted him as a witness in a case, and sent the sheriff after him. . "Just tell the judge to go to h ," said Brown, when the sheriff told him to come to court. "All right," said the shenlT. The latter wheeled around and started toward the court house. Brown turned and looked at him. The longer he looked the more convinced was he that he had made a mistake. So he started after the sheriff. But tha sheriff was too fast for him and reached the court room unmolested. "May it please the court," said the sheriff, "Mr. Brown told me to tell the court to go to h ." Just then Brown rushed "through the door to the court room and before anything could be said or done by the Judge, Brown- remarked: "May it please your honor, I have changed my mind. You needn't go. I'll testify." The Incident caused so much merriment that the staid old judge forgot the insult and ordered Brown to the witness stand to testify. While Kid Gloves. Mash gloveo with gasoline and ivory soap, using gasoline as you would water. Wash the same, ai you would a silk glove. Repeat this process three times, using dean gasoline each time, omitting the. soap in the last washing using that for rinsing. Let dry, then sprinkle with cornstarch and wrap in a towel for a half day. They will turn out eoft and white as new. Stuffed Pctstoes. The potatoes are baked, then a piece of the skin is cut from the side, somo of the hot potato removed, and a raw egg is dropped into the cavity. Over this is a puree of ham, which is only finely minced ham mixed with' a little gravy or ham stock. Then the potatoes are put back into the oven until the egg has time to cook. When served a spoonful of bechamel sauce, or even, a plain brown sauce, is poured cn top of the ham. This Ulli Interest Mother. Mother Gray's Towders for CoLdreo relieve Feverishne??. Headache. Bad StomaVe. Teething Dliordees. niovetnd regulate the: Rowels scd destroy worm'. Treyl reak lp Colds in 2 J hours Csed ty mothers for 22 year. All Druckt, 25?. S imD'e Frie. Address. A.S.Olmsted, LeRoy, New York. 3C TO LOAN i f From IIA. M. to 5 P. M. BLK. SOUTH BEND, INDIANA v INDIANA. OHcQ 645 Residence S'J22. e,V " m m

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