Weekly News, Volume 1, Number 16, Rising Sun, Ohio County, 9 June 1854 — Page 1

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THE WEEKLY NEWS, CHARLES C. SCOTT. :..- ; ' rr -r M.;::i -,,;i 1 Men'-a-i si u- is. V :".:!" l. v. rv score. K'l.-ii.g f-un. Ii a. Kate of Subscription per Annum

I session of a large anl i-xVTmely miscellaneous circle of ae:p.iautt.r.cc, among which figured extensively the foreign ami occasionally . hard-up denizens of Leicester Spiare. A nvmg the latter class of visitors was quiet little Frenehma'. who came over four or iive

The stranger replied by adroitly slipping off the lottom or sole of the iron, ai d displaying to his gaze several watches. The thing was evident. "Smuggled?" exclaimed Solomon. I The stranger answered with a wink, and

A Millerite Miracle.

Kate of Advertising. AU oi t:- i:ieit by t!ie Year. . , . ..'d. i I , ' . .r Aim' 77

time a vear from Paris, for the purinvse of; the watches were at once pledged. selling -gold and silver plate, which he ha 1. i The next day saw them redeemed, but

1 the Swiss apparently great-

Iv ngitated in Solomon's "crib." As the Jew turned to him he exclaim :d: 'iron boned."' '"Somebody shb.ue the tlat-iron?' asked S lomon inquisitively. " "-ir,.tn ''.''' v ifi e.," was the laconic ar.swer meaning that a woman had purloined the precious tlal-iron, and that as the goods were smuggled, all application to the noliee would be useless.

Cannot ce.'.l her ."Uoiher.

as he frank 1 v acknowledged, manufactured the third four:

bim-eif in the Hue Serpaut, and smuggled over l lvigl.md for the sake of making better sales than he could command at home. At v ,, who had seen the wales which he occasionally displayed, would have been astonished r.t his extremely versatile and i:ne pial tah-ut in the art of "orfevtry." Salvers and spoons which would have done Lo-. or to Heneveunto Cellini, contrasted straivi'iv with Maltose filagree, or with

lumsv orieiital rings and bangles. soul "And you th

was i-vi ienilv not Uve buttons tor he hai duzer.-s of them, ex piisltely chafed although it more than ot.ee rose to the uignr.y c:" a tiara or a diad 'm. We remember that

he ha I , ., u ,r

Iii ;i little iliage, in the Stale of lloosier-

i ar.n. in the year 18 H. there was all sorts of ' excitement concernii:g the doctrines and ! prophecies of that arch-deceiver Miller. ' i For months, the midnight cry followed by ; the morning howl and noonday yell, had c;r- ( ; cnlated through the village and surrounding counties. The night of the third of April, ; i was tin- time agreed upon out west here lor j the grand exhibition of "ground and lofty ' tun. Ming:" a..d about t-u: ""clock of the said night, numbers of the Milk-rites assemble ! i on the outskirts of the town, on a little emii i:e::ec, upon which the proprietor had ailow-

The Contradictory Couple. "I d believe,'' lie says, taking his ppoon out of hi? glass and tossing it on the table.

Horrid Death, of a Sub-Marine Diver, j Roman, f. of Ri-. w, I. h e. Mr. c , asVe learn that Mr. John Tope, one of the i sunvingthe name of Jones soma y -ars since, divers emnloved bv Messrs. Wells, fiowan ; pun-lms-d a small piece of'.ai.d, ai;d bull', on

"that of all the obstinate, positive, wrong-j& Green, in their oi-eratious on the lake, j it a neat house, on the edge of a common in headed creatures that ever were horn, you ist his lifc whilo experimenting with a sub-; Wiltshire. Here he resided, unknowing and are the most, so, Charlotte."' j marine armour a few davs sit.ee The cir-! alnt unknown by the neighborhood.--"Certainh, certainly; have your own way, (.Ums;;mceS attending thfs lamentable casual-1 Various conjectures were formed re jecting pray. You see how much I contradict you," j ;tv rcIat(.a r.; u . x Mr Grceu art. sul)stalJ. this solitary and singular stranger; at length rejoined the lady. jtbllv as follows: .l at nears that Mr. Tone i a clergyman took Some notice of him, and

. lt ... -.A, was desirous of testing a sub-marine armor i "-"'vastoiiully invu:!ig h::u to h;.-. hr-use !

"tlf course, vet

iV."

n't eotitrauict me at ;

nt:er-t:me; oh, tic, t;ot yofi," says the geti-;

tn.-man. "Yes, I did,"' says the lady.

' On. yea did." cried the admit that?"'

prepatoty to commencing oj orations on the , f,-i'd h.m .ss-r-ssed

eeks which the cmjaiiv dc:ign raisi:."

I this siiniiiier, and on Fiiuav afternoon hist.

l.te

ai.

,n.

entleman; y

en 1

. : . i. .1 ... , . . i !

m company w uu i nree oiners, startcu irom ; Caiterattgus Creek, in New York State, in a

..IT . ... T .iT ... I 1 T '

ii on eat; mat comraaieiton. i uo. inu ' ,o i .. i.

(U a lew trees 10 suuai. :.. me cioiw, anu : j. sw r .

m vnncrs, w !;.en ev;uu.r ' v ;:.u. . in - o: Z-

to have been in the higher walks of life.Returning one d:;v fr'un a vi.v.t a! th? eh.-vg;

vessel ot aoout twtntv tons bnrtoen.

.1 1- ,.,,,...,(!. 'S 1, r,e,. w,,.nt ' . . . . ... ,. . l""u..uu. u.ovauev isoiu wiu suoie

vi ' ' " 1 ' when i know ou are wrong, I will contra.ael t ...i,

at;d 1 say again, lidward, '

nai

sue ccnv.sn tie

! was a free negro, 1 .y th as ug'v. black, v.ool'v,

ame of Sam. about :

d rough a deseen-

I am i.

ot vour stave.-

one of the kr.ter. about a month a!-; S rere tlighnes.- the t and lielies? ;

K inerg was Pe.oe l o; ner la'.iitiv

lev. els. We are orry to say that S, ,ieni n. v.';Ox' Vug experience in tli:s world o-ht h-.v..- tn id: lil.il a gentle and co;.f; le'tt belieVer hi th.e goodtiess and honesty of his fellow Mings, r; ther concluded on the whole

i u: t Ue iromsn . The Swiss-Kr.glish-Italian a:were

in ii.tiiiite wink. S-.'Ion.oa was wide awake, nd he inquired: 'Yofil you shtaud?The stranger held at eight guineas. Solmo;i saw that "it was all thai would be given ,ee..,.t...l

That evening a wonur..

to -' n i -ot wv siave

, .hint ot i lam as ever baKe-J h.s sinns over a . , i.

1 with!k;tch'':l ll!V"

San,

repeats the ger.tieimn, : t:

here tho w ater was about forty feet deep.-

Mr. Tope descended into the water thr.

! verv ioii.

neaU w is snni.i, tmy atul arms , and Ins legs bote a remarkable

.i.d ou still mean to sav that in

Rlaekburn's new house there are m re than

The first and second time he w cut

down some fifteen or twenty feci,

r.U

i .... . i , i .1 ..

natiil, iinu it, uiai nouso-moie aie jusl ,uui-

it'.ii w at cue

L'V a sr.o-.cious

a white hat

?re

d h:

g Fie'nehifiice, and

. i . . .... . .. . , i . i .. t

! - l mean lo say, ceioris me iao, oea.i

. ieM-inoa,.ce t . .'u. o. . ....v. . u i , j, ,.r P,riish ou the naim ot tier

j S m ou a horse, his legs clasped around his : ,

his reck, his head towards tie' tail, and his .; arms clispt d around the a;. hind's hams, and

i would s.iear he was an

eacii Line

signalizing to those above to raise him. In

huh instances he remarked that the fo

in an

di ou the palm

.IS'1

teen dous and no more."

did not escape fast

i'liOng'ti to allow

hi tu

- ,, , ! at ten t.a'-cs otf vo S-.-:V followed '

'Well, then,'" says the gentlemnn, rising;

,1 it

itfU

his own miieh that this store of tin:

;turer was all '"l-osh.

lhtt hi

:(: i tit

li.

rr.i.-n w n v. .is a i' -i ture of wh

ev.'i.ir.g FlorcT idl-roe such :,e the Frenchman c. ::i.; to

i j e-uge o; uni.sc u a,u. c.f diann -nds. in tho nnu

li. as In

i i

'lik

en. re c : : C uld be f

asse: Ih

ted, he had invest-

tui.a e:y l o the iewe'er

I.; l; li- t Vi

fuse -l io pur-uase tt at prime cost and ne was obbged to riwn it for a few d.ays. ji'st to ni ?et a little bill. S-demon's eyes twinkled a? ud-lsroe ch.-erfully accepted the thousand or,:.;is a lust, lid which he offered. In two days the set was redeemed., much to S 'Ion ion's amazement, and. we ml-ht add..

grief. Rut ere a w k had

canie again w ith the box. This time 1

pea red to be running to seed, and his limp collar, and tightly buttoned Coat whi.-pered "vc.'tv. Ritterlv u.d he eurse the I'.nghsh nisei's who refused to buy the most sj buulid bargain ever otieied in their jcrfidous c"u:itrv. Again the ntre w as lodged, at a

man

offered to pledge a ilat-iron, pair of spectacles, and a pated cup. The dew '".ook"' at once. White Iiat w;is a friend to the Swiss, and recommended the suspected thief to go to his ofiice. As she stood there the Swiss entered the next box.

"I.- it ad rgu'.'.''' n.ou'.red olonv woman.

The meant'.

'I'll give vou seve-n shillings,"

Tew to the woman. The offer was accepted and she departed. The Swiss paid his eight, guineas, received his ilat-iron and was about to depart, when

'strides, "tins i enough to destroy a mat

The leader of the Millerites, owing to an intcl!e,,t .xrA jrive him madl"

tne:ei,t .grudge he Ure ti.m, ha,eU rsam

'oire h.m,

i i i i . . o l . : .

;e smoKe. ana naa ao..e an in ins

power to prevent his admn.tance among the "elect," but, all to no purpose: Sam would

breathe freely. Previous to goin.f dowti t'.ie third time, he detached the siting fmiii the Valve which allows the impure air to esero e from the helmet and desired th raan -el.,,

n desi air. and pacing the room w.th rapid : , , -. , ,; . , . ,, . i ' 1 1 nel'.l tlie signal , i,,e o onsei ve care! t.'l v when

i he should reach the bottom (semis I'd feet) ! and be prepared to answer his signals. lie

i then entered the water and h id descended

out thiriv feet w hen those above, thou -ht.

the armor felt unusuallr heavv. The signal i - "

nun. liresseu in a white rooe o.

(U, secured to h.s body by a belt,

.! nru'T-.' !K loin :1S tie'

,n,

Sv.ls- held up a Geneva g to intimate that it ir-..-

of the watch.

said the

i ira

h" was cheat, e

and shout . i

ivst. X-w on the morning of the thitd, a genius named i.'abe, had. with a deal of perseverance, and more trouble, managed to throw a half-inch hemp cord over the branch of an oak which stretched its long amis directly

R.v and. by the gentleman comes to a lit

tle, and passing Ids hand moodily oerhis

forehead, reseats himself ii: his toimer chair. There is a Ion." silence, find this time the ladv

i w netiier anytinng was wrong, Out , no answering signal, the diver war

man's h passed the house of a fanner, at the door of which was the daughter employed a', the washing tub. lie looked at Lhegula moment, and thus accost "d her: "My girl, would you like to M- ma ruled, h -..v.ise if you would. I will marry vou.'' "Lord, si; ! These are very Strang-: questions from a mn I Level gr.v In my 1 fa be fTrd' "Very likely. "' rerlied the Mr. Jones, 'w. l,o',veer, I am serious, and v. ii! ie.,ve you till tee o'ek.i k to-morrow to con.-uier of it; I will then call on you again, and if I can get vour father's consent, '.vt wi.l be marr.td the following day."' '"lie kept his o; a olr:tm'e'.t. and meeting with the lVturthus addressed k:m: "S r. I have s'cn your daughter; I should like hr for a wif.-. and I utn come '.o ask

... i i , , , .is : ' : e ; , e v e. u e, i 10 nri :i .

consent, iiis ;: i- ed

. erv

j "I appeal to Mr. Jenkins, who sat next to me on the sofa, in the drawing-room, during : tea.'' "Morgan. oil mean," interrupts the genthi'iam "1 do not mean anything of the kind,"

d from th

redeem

as immedl- ; sir. vv

f)U ooeig!

exti'.n

.o are you?"

"'rs:r, on nave

i.uv tn

:;ti';in.

man '. i'r

the hulmef, the in. fortunate occupant of the armor was found to be quite dead. presenting

' u horrid spectacle Mood oozing from his ' ' ! eves ears, nose and mouth. Detaching the t!

o!iS.

M -

tilollgl

it seemed to strike hit

Tun

over the spot, w here the Miilerites would, assemble: one end he had secured to the body of the tree, and the other to a stump seme

"Now. bv ai

vosibh- to be;!:-," ch-t

looking upward in agony,

that is aggravatmp

king his 1

she 'li

ana tin- ; amis ;u,u ' going to

ring freuo th

vane prevented the

lance off. About teti

passed, d" Ksro,

-the

some telle.

w hat higher rate

d again the m

strode forth

m siience an

Three days after toe jewels wer

i-eout again.'The nawtibroker was in goo.l l-.mnor-

gnlneas had. pleased him and he advanced forty pounds once more on the pledge. 'I he Swis left rd'ruhtly. S. .lomu! passed ten minutes in trying to open the hon. "It shticks like vnx." he mu'iered, as he struck it a violent blow ith a hammer,

Ks which broke off the end. U ll..rr..r :n,l con fn ", a . ' The. iron vr. is sol

id'. Solomon had paid forty pounds for a once roai tlat-iron, a plated cut', and a pair of iron

insist r.i on it that Morgan is Jenkii

"Do ou take me foi a perfect fool?" ex-

o ciock, when the ,i ; t! i i .. et),, v,,u surnose 1 don't

exditement was getting about "eighty pounds ' j;. ,nv ore from tl,y 0t her? Do you supto the inch," 'abe, wiv.p'ped. in an old sheet, : j j,,, j-,, ow thai th-e man in ihe bit;,' w alked, into the crow d, and procee le 1 to : t v. it. y r . t-uhit s?" fasten, in as secure a inat.tie- as p.issible, the ; .ju,ijv.;, .j, a I, hie coat'.'' cih-s the gencud of the i-op.-.'o the back part of the belt t,m..I; t; h a ''loan. "Jer kins in a blue

who would suffer death rather

air from inflating the armor below the neck:!'

of the diver, and, w hen it is recoli-.-eltdi thai at. the 'lepthof thirty feet the pressure of the ; water is equal to fifteen pounds to the square ; inch, and hence there must have been a pre-;-stirs of at least ten tons upon the lover cx-

trrmni s ol t lie Ui ver, and tins tremenuou-

name is Joi.c-s; the new house o:

common is mine, and if it I

ce-s.irv. I an purchase your farm and hid neighborhood,-' replied Mi. J. Anoth-.-r hour's conversation brought r.i nle to one inind, and ht: friendly chrgy

man a.o,v-me!'.t,onei i

Three or four tea's tiny iiv.1 in met it -i.d were blesjd with two

Mr. J. employ time in improv! disclose 1 his uv

i .

pa" r.

i,:s lettrehildrc ::.

pres-ir,

! creed tnc

ithc v'it.,1 tluid to the hovdtHkitgajoimey

1 the greater p,.rt of r.i-. g his wife's l'iiud, but i-ev-r h ot:gii:. At length, rp-,u

I b

... .1 l, ,,.;,. ..,. )

.1 e'Jiiii..., ..',.,, o ,v trv . ,,., it, o,,..- . . .,, t ., l - -i I , v

; ceeded "slopea to torn some o li;s com pan- ....,,. n,,vthi..r but brown!

: mt:s who had the other erd. The few stars j yu ,bne to charge me w'th telling an , in the sky threw a dim light over the scene, i ull.ru;i' demanded the lady, bursting into ! and in a few moments the voice of Sam was: t,vrs ' heard, exclaiming, '"'' Lor! Pse a goiu' up'. 1 rharge you, ma'am," retorts he g"UI Who-o-oh'."" and, sure enough, Sam was seen , t'l(,ma,u aL;l, qiitg "with being a monster of

contradiction a monster of aggiavaiioii

bursting the blood v-ssc Is, and thus causing immediate death. ; Not more than a minute and a half elapsed ' from the time he entered the water to the . tim? he was hoisted upon the deck of the I vessel. The pri SMUC of the water upon the lower part of the armour on his two previous trials caused a slight rush of Uo d lo

ensure v. ith her. v, hi'-j

g the I'taioies ot mo eo u: try, t.e u.d limned the dlffer.!,t g ntlenie..S ther t assed; coniii.g to u m ign.L''this, my dear, is P 's hoi:;-;-, uf the il.ul of 1-; ai d if voU tdejc-.

g. in and s.-k Icav e 1', looi.

t n

ma i io:'ui

THE PAWN-BROKER.

,s as w i:y

;in a

M'. rt al St as ion on a R am. When a

friend of ours, whom we call Agrieola, w as

mounting into the "ethereal blue;"' this was, however, checked when he had cleared ifrra ;'ni a few feet, "('lorv!' cried one; "Hal-

iujah!"

another, an

d shrieks and

veils made

n and that

nave ! en r.- nmu. ..;.( ha;

three gel.

is saving r

n ! h iv e given Maeuia- . valuable hints on the art o kind, and his exjvrier.ee I an invaluable appendix ties. Newspaper demists ' js Lamb, are in the habit "r reader" ninjt once a

t, bails of a pawnarms of the Lom-

ienee o coiwhile better m f rem the .

the shield of the e hitter was unNo man knew i honeyed persua-

bargain, or to a duped cus-

a hoc, he lived em a farm in Rerkshire cou

for he foresaw a day when the p-r - would l.v. '''e remain in i aw n and be no more redeemed, dog W

n- ! night hideous; some fainted, others prayed,

more redeemc- 1, audi again, did d'Ksroc, look- s; ,,ciae;os 1

;itj tar sec tier than ever. pieUgt" tiiem ar srii! higher figure. He had other buaine? engagements, and was evidently g-King in ... s; . .... ... ..1 -m j-;,- 1,'mv,.!

,oiell. .ji.iin'ii eiuiiinv, ...... ...... . , 1,. l-i,.

owner of which was troubled by his ; ana not a tew aroppea ineir rones ana sua. .If. The cm- killed his sheen, know- ; Now whether it was owing to the lightness

- I '

I,. -,..-! .. t !,. I'le.l.r,. untd Solo-. mg, nerhais that nis master vv as conscietu

,nonbe'ni-,toext.eetd"Lsroe";,.o -.asreg- ously opposed to capital punishment, and he i heels, or both, Sam's position was not a

ularlv as the clock, and S-lomon grcatlv re- could devise no means to prevent it.

Taxed the careful scruimv wherewith he was

, i one

a a a Jenkins in a blue coat'. what liav

I ,'or... thai 1 should be doomed to hear such fi'n,lo 'lot;

. r... he said would

statement.-! .

tlie diver's headi caused a dixziness wh'cl. he im igined was produced by foul air, and he iusi-tcd upon descending again with ll.e

letached from ihe escape v.dv.

S'.a;.

rent "i.e.. ihe S-ai n we W .1 1 : is an eb-g.

ou," said he. The noi jema.i who .oss ha i laielv di.-d. lie one-

who. in the gaitlc- of bos youth nmi

.bis

iOoK at it; it ! will aiui.'.e 1 this mausk:. ,.i a : ; hev .

a son

.-.lot ot w ui.-U tie In. 1

vi in R.vuvo. Re

s the brief

est personal memoir ever written wer-.

the

j.' of his head, or the length and weight of Irs Mem.us of Count Rosopehim"

Mv IV.rlh. On the l'2th dav of Mar-h,

pleasant one: the beit to winch ( abe's cord I ciner'ed from darkness into the

'duee.i the : o Hngland. es derive il

fo examine it o.i recertion. At hist -von Av

tight his customer appeared in a slate

of agonv. lie wanted full value for the set a sale was impossible at present, but money mu-t be had. In the confidence of his joy Solomon advanced two thousand., and brietiv glancing at the well known diamonds, closed the casket and locked it in his safe.

tv otnall k-mc.-l that it l.sioc woiti.l com

no tin

I can break him of it,' said Agrieola, "if I w as attached was bound exactly round his i j.' () at! me le-iv., ! centre of gravitv, and Sam swung like a pair .... ,

centre of gravitv, and Sam swung line a p.nr

n.o art p.ermitted," said the honest far- ( of seales, head up and heels down, heels up

mer: and we will let Agrieola tell the story , and head clown, at the same tune sweeping

r the crowd like a penauuim, which mo-

was measim

cl, 1

ovc

in b.is words. "There was a ram on the farm," said A: rieola. "as notorious for butting as Wolf w,

for sheep-killing, and who stood in as much ; length, he became alarmed; he vonUnt go

of moral suasion as ihe dog. I shut "P "il (-mian t come aown. i.--r a m is-

cried he, "jest take up poor m.gger to

r. ecu

lion was accelerated by his strenuous clapfir." of hands and vigorous kicking. At

d.-.r

weighed, I was baptised, 1 was born wit h-

ont knowing wherefore, and my jarents thanked Heaven, without knowing for what. Mv Education. I was taught all sorts of things, and learned all sorts of languages. Rv elint of impudence and quackery I sometimes passed for a ".-avail!. '' My heal has

illow a free current of air to

pa.s in and out of the armor, but a moment's relh.etion will convince any one that tins

alone was the cause ot the me.anehoiy ca- u

id'.ty. tijf:l- -h-Vr, ,!,',,-. C'oQt KtTlNei F.Xl UAolil'iX Vl.Y. S'-me illtie time ago. a pair of turtles, seem.nly ; anxious to become united in the silken bands of wedlock, made their appearance be fern one . of the clergymen in Glasgow, v.-bo, finding the rcquisile certificates all right, proceeded i with the ccreiiiotiv till he came to ih.it part

of it where the nuestion is nut to the

. groom, if he "is willing to take this woman

the 1 irom t.- ..oi-ao. am. -.hi. and bad rot :: v ears. This nephew

ihe h

i i i-'MT-Sd 1 vl

is to- i .resent 1

is ' i

ir s'.oi v

I 4

lit i-g iM'e-

deliti!.

Foil Coy' r. 1 l"K. Th"!

elie Ol

i; t:

.'Id

Velai.l'.1

I winch

-and he did,;

ver more m

Wolf up in the barn with this old fell

and the consequence

ow,

was

iat the dog never

the golden calf. :mai lives in the e to the present

tnese was

Fre

o--von.;

lb- word.ipped his 1 theia afterwarls. s keenness was tvv ice a large tig-. re. II? e tah-S i.tiiiseb, but Twards oi e in the :.''- T,-;'.'-i:s, i.fessiion ..f a gentle:.g his w av f.r m. -,v

tawn

. i-i- i

urn liusom, or let mm aown again w-v, ntvy. Lef him down agin, ple.e um Lor, and dis nigger will go straight to um bed! Fgh-hl" and Sam's teeth chattered with affright, and he kicked again more vigorously than before, bringing Ids head directly downward and his ; heels up, w hen a w oman, shrieking out, "Oh

1 an iron crow- i i 'rot her ham, take me with you. sprung at

on 'n the Jew'hon and har out of a hole in the barn, point foremost, j Ins hea.l as he swept oy her, ana iaug.it ... 1 r 1 ... , , . . ' ik... .1 i i i i.r l.iT.i in,

old hat on the cna ol it. mm u me woo., .u.u o.i..s... ...... .r, ays tell, when you heC a hat, "all standing." "Gosh, sister!" cried S im,

UiU'K :i bead in it or not! how. i " let go um l'Wr niggers Wf. v aoegae

should a ram? The. ram made at it j another pull at the rope, but the additional

full butt, and being a good marksman from j weight was too much; the belt, gave way

r ..,..i .,, i t ., .,..t:.f looked a sheeii m the tace again. 1 lie ram

i.''.,i''u i.e.,. , ie.u. , i , , : . v. .... whose versatile talent in gold-work surpassed l!'ko every bone in his body, literally. that of aiiv jeweler in existence. Rut u ; Wonderfully uplifted was the rani aforetiie third d iv, S.dom m having a leisure mo- Kv his exploits; his insolence became mei.t, took out the pr.t.-e that he might lets- : intolerable ; lie was sure to pitch into ., . ,, - .i i,-l .,,.11. ,.i-er went l.i.ti ?em 'I'll tl bim

ie-.a v i.v.imo.c it "VV en. (Mi I- ..Tier V ira- v v ' -;, -

h.un! Mein .iott!' All the ! eighbirs heard "d I, 'and w 1 did. I rig

a piercing sere

several charitably hoped that somelxnly was :ln "a whiipi'ii'g the ed,d devil."" Rut nobody "

:et,.rf..s...i is,l,,n,n liec'l ewhidled W liCtiier ! Here 1

the diamond's were false. d'H-me bad first t ''".

b--come a librai v

1 keep the key. My Sufferings. I was tormented b masters, by tailors w ho made tight dresses for me; by women; by ambition; by sell love; bv useless regrets, and by remembrances. Memorable Fpoehs. At the age of thirty I gave up dancing; at forty my endeavors to lease the fair sex; at fifty my regard of public (pinion; at sixty the trouble of thinking, and 1 have now become a true sage, or egotist ! which is the same thing. Respectable Principles. I luiv.i never : meddled with marriages orscandtl. I have never recommended a cook or a physician;

lo bv b.is wife?"' i th; the num. after considciabh cd. "No" "No!" said the

ite.'-ssary query hesitation, aesw crministei', with a

"Ji:,t,"

rt F..s:.-t. red by h's .- stone lay e.il vas . - ,. ddy. I!,-

he bank oi ti 'o which he api.e'o'i le- h e found. V pl' duce I 1 o .... . i ; , i :

change in 'on mvtai, in. ming uiem ."- stream. At last he hit up-'i the -bj.-ct of his ie.ir--h, tl.id the iron be -,.t i - g-'ld m h.s h-Uid. R.iit alas! he had become so aceitstomed t" the ".ouch and go" movement,

s were i.iv ohintai Ov tiuown nd h'.-t i" him forever. I

:in w no

tlie ph.io-i'p'

on the bank of a certain r.vable to deicrud.ne the i-x:ict

t'acrefore stn-lled a!oiic

biide-' river w.ai apiece ol iro

, - . i

it a 'Oca successi v ei

As oil-- nl'te l aiaeher

thai the real ston into the liver.

thl

i -t .i t.. ivnt -it-,,1 ...tii.f n irntn m tir c ;ni :i rum fc 10 uw luk nuini, tuv " ...i, . onm nnror d 1'itin I'd t n

..,.,1 thuib id i'"''g practice, the har i.roKe m between me .n-i u-.u ..iun- o-.n., - ; life of anv on.

-. . r.-. . .1 1 1 r . V . .. t. .'J ;,i. f L, i

horns and came out under the tail, i his : me le.mer ot me saints ; lo.-a,. j "" M vl

lews suspicions were ii.iiev

substituted others.

lo 'l. of surpiise: "oar what re.i.vnr

s:. id the i o or embarrassed simpleton, looking around for the door, "because I've ta'eh a ; scunner (disgus') at her." On this the eerei nmnv. to the evide'hl mortillciition of the fair

one, was broken off, and the parties retired. tlil,;c ' A few days after, however, they again pre- "f the

...... ili..i'K.'!i l.".,re hU uo erenee: and ol so many .1

.the fastidious bridegroom having declared' away t'l -right oue from p ir

I that he had got over his ol'ject.oii, tlie cere- ! mony was agaui commenced, and proceeded : without iiiten-iiption, till a question similar to tl... nl...v e w tint to tlie bride, w hen she ;n

v. .,.'v... .......... - , , i . i "Wleu is .!,..! remember, is .h

IliT 1 : '1 I 1 I., ., l.i ........ ......... ..... ,

i ' . , i -r:tfen bv ail hngi'.sti C

tiiMinii'Oi a l i s: saiu uie inui iu.i.i, i

.V V.'fii iliegt

oiette. Sue has tn.-.i an.

v,e -i i-t - I in. at ene. i, ''ic t

fate ..... 1

Ol n III

.nuKie The h

psalm tuie-, whum aline

been a'-cii-totned t" mav,

subiei-i

t tilo

i v

r v

cv r-.

r since t i a wo. k r

Mal-l

ei 'to- Ctv le.a

I. it I i

w ore.t. v as

m the city of Munich, f birth was never cx-

i.e-1. Tlie Judengasse of Ghetto ..f Rom", the City of A 1st. idt of P; ague, had witntile .g.ind-ds, and his natural

The Seconal sell which was partly dramatised in an engraving was as follows: There came to him one day a rascally looking Swiss a man of thirty, whose ligh moustache ami dark complexion betrayed a mixed Geiman and Indian blood, but whose air and accent indicated a wonderful initiation into Ln.glish slang and villainy. "An Italianized German is the devil incarnate,"

savs th

Mile aumomtu butting.

n effectually cured him of! t ween th

e eves

'Gosh! is I down agin

cried, the bewildered Sam, gathering himself

. ! fops, an

game of

(ft- The brightest part, of love is. its confi- i

I ... , , . . , . T

I up. "11 Press Ue l.or; nut l was neawy i .

; dar, I seed the gate.' I he leader ,00,1 ham : ,,..,v,:1 it, ,,.,. o.etai.bvsics and

donee. It is that perfect, that unh tsitating ; hy ,htf ,iap(; of lhr wk M 1dm to the edge j ..p.'a a tcr,or of justice and wild

reuance, in. ii. 11., ei ii.nige o, .......... v. ot the crow. 1, ana gtvmg nun a kick, sam, every feeling, that perfect community of the: -iJlt..lv,, you cussed baboon! you are so heart's secrets and the mind's thoughts, ! , j kl"oxvuj wy wouldn't let vou in!"

whv h 1i mis two liiis tonr,M her more dear-! -.

'-Hkes.-I hadadishke to sols and ; ..( A at lliu f()o!i,h lri!p,ng ofj 1 g-'Ucraoy , o ; - 1 to intriguing women, who make a ; ,0, naetli 1 ng ava," said the thor of " 'Id llundicd. bu ';" ; virtue; a disgust f.r affectation; J. hcr iCil(l xvith ;ui air ! covered that it wies cmnposed - made-up men and pamted women; j , , .,.,. selU!ner i century, by W llbam t r.i.,. ,

.. . , :. . . "I .ese.,..,,. -"V J I ,r it 1. w , 'en e.e.sl.ieraeiV

rsion to liquors, metaptn mc anu 1 , : , The two again retired to their ; tne lomsv. .'. . , . ...1.. ,.r :...;.. ...I vtl.ll" " ... ... ,, !..!,, ,.r,.,1 from the origu a., ao tt is s.i'l .ien,

1, it, w as of more i.v- y

beasts. Analysis of my Life. I await death without, fear and impatience. Mv life has been

" 1

loimlv iiIKw: aiul lomjlv it would sovtu

.1 '..,,,,.1 ii,,,,-,, f,r U r.uA ,r.u J as it tirtt iM'iv-

1 .1 1. ..... .-Vt t

tlcimui, on coming out of his house on the , '' a' ' l"J'' 1 "

r 1 a bad melo-drama on a grand stage, where

i following morning, met the foolish couple

' once more on their wav to solicit his services. 1

at;y sharpene.

v. i.erc, ;t ns stli

iro'.erb. Solomon should have

pened by a kept a Flight lookout, for that man. He

:t brought, a t omn

'Witt He h rxp. ; talk"

nil

le e l,ei heee 1- t -e in G eo v"i Jews to k"i t a t.i vci-ti

1 , e r- . .1

1 ty tne j oiiee- irom .,aco'.v, ana t lie implement.

-S .u.is'ti, av,d lxeiht stolen d'.i-

i:.q!e, and had cheated

lv than tho dearest of human ties, more; Simit Gini.s. A voting gentleman oi s , , , , .7 , . , ., . , .i "ri ,u"iL "" " ''' !"" :" ,,e passage m

.1,,,, the vow- of oassion. or the oath of the1 Killkennv. meeting a handsome milk-maid I 1 nlMi U,L " '"l .'"v "It's a" made up no-,'" said the sinning bur ; ,.mtl,!l,11,,.ll to kiss the m-i ;

i"ii flat-iron to pawn.

1 ,

o.;e Genoese. "Vot do yu eTp.eeksh f.r dis?" inquired ic'a, had bee;, ,lC. j rontenr. tuou-lv as bp. reearded

-.1.

altar. It is that confidence which, did we near the parade, said: j not denv it swav. would give to cart hi v ! "What will vou take for yourself and;

. ' ... , ret ose, an

, . . .u... ..... c..l.!l,ll rt. 1 o- .. 1. rl.int-r-" 1 1

iOVe a pel UiaaCilCO LUtll 1u ti,,, ,v.v,.. .

the nobleman, but never the valet.

05" An old writer say: 'l her

the R.iblc w n ere me

I'ni n

bu a c

it is

My lipilaplu Hero lies,

hopes of;

i one.

"Oh, yes,'' said her intended, "it's a' j i!i0

,:eli ri

lie. "Wh

.en".

obi, deceased man, with a worn-

settled hoo, and we want you to iuar-y its as tll.,, ,,,,. si1lU!, .p., to ir.to

itii tii -i; ii is; .i

rlied ' Ut sl-'iri, m csl,au-"ttvl lu'al1' lUKl A ; was the the grave and startling reply to ih, : ibody. Liulies atd gimtlemen, pass on. j ;lni,aliunt request. -What for':" cried the' ? ! ! tickle lair, sneaking together in atone of

d will do no liuch thing.'

m tins nor

rid.

"Yourself and a golden ring, sir," re

i the girl.

lorty pounos," was the reply. ; A.rR. Never be angry with a person j That was a good one, but the answer of ! The Jew was alv-ot to at wer angrily to merely because his opinions are not your c i,. at itjir .hoarding-house was better. i

i.jot's: tie ver bo angrv because vou cannot

so u nu

tin l

see, l arsees at i.omoav ana ,vrme- tr..s "ehatl," but as his "ye met that of the ceil iof; never bo angry because you cannot j A g.,ntleman called in, and was shown over '-'anion. It ;s even possible that he Swiss he was silent. F ,r an instant he rc- persuade him to change his opinions; ai.d, ' a f uit of rooms bv a pretty girl.

t a: s

o.iv hive once r.r tw;c

"if-ngn -ve tt'C"

Q-JJj- "Aunt," inquired a medical prodigy

of tilteen fresh from a lecture on surgery,

"What do vou think the most difficult oper- ,

tickle pair, speaking together in atone

C.y "Jack," said a piwhat kind oft morning

miugicd surprise ond disappointment. "OU, ; sir, verv." !ls the river

ro.r

a ankee. 'girded the hitter fixedly, :ir,d then nnietlv . above all, never do him an injury, or hesi-j "Are von to be let with the rooms?"

dy admit that th s is rather a inquired, as he felt intuitively that this new ' tate about doing him a gocd, because your inquired tic gallant.

iiVon m surgerv

nacthing ava," said his reverence, paasing on ha-d."

! his w ay, "but I've just ta'ci at scunner at ye ' help the poor."

la'se the coal

doubtful supposition . Ore thing is certain, customer belonged to the same hih grade opinions aud his are different.

bo-vevc. that trier were but tew countries r' Free Mlas.mic risealifv as himself

ir v pic!: re naa n it, preyea upon tne w.gm-i "V hero's the do.1".

ar, i made unto himself monies. So that

a-'io. Fettiirg down in the dark ar.d dirty Jew's hand and inquired: die tn Ilo'i'ioo'ei-h, a found ldnitclf "Fe'l wj'.-t?"

rr- When a mar. stops his newspaper on

IS"o, sir; I am to be let alone.'

frY- There is a saerodness. in tears. They

vnero-stnecoage. ' "'" r 11 are not the mark of weakness, but of powci! The Swiss simply placau the iron z. th; a 'count of pecuniary foreoo lings, we con- more oqnentlv than ten thou-

"Dotdt know, Charley what?" 'Taking the jaw oil a woman," antwered tho hopeful youth.

ibuith." i . . .... r...

bW -.V gi-aeious leipee Orlf five men can "door" twenty men Pr.rby, "won't that, big g"' -' in fair fight, how long will it take them to' "No madam," replied the

,r a tor

' K.C ,tr;"

S 5".t. God

MrN

floor a house without a rip saw?

no place to go to.'

id.l if h tu about as gore cai.e as if he. j ,m,1M.. Tbpv .ru the mebsengers of

1 i-.'.'.'ihl 'or.'-.tudn to stop hv da'ly -rad for ovorwliflrnirir grief, of dep cpntritior and dog rim ;

rcj-An tloi etnetit took i bico the other

driv v.hich caused some consternation. A OCT Tho world is like a stubblo-fieM in ! (gy-Social b. irg r -l ' : J . . . T- 1 I

" v-tl a n-i-'-lv rna-rici mar.'p "Ivch the -eat.e gt-.ee rraHy puis, up for ;ot m n f". ...

"Yh: "WP t- pn-. li spaa. lo-- f-.

,Kr: 'rv.if.