Walkerton Independent, Volume 61, Number 46, Walkerton, St. Joseph County, 9 April 1936 — Page 3

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Made a Clean Job Little Louise had been out In the yard investigating the wonders of na ture and she came running in to her mother, all excitement. “I ate a worm,” said she. Her mother, thinking that it was probably a case of imagination, decided to appeal to the child's finer feelings and she said: "Oh, that wasn’t kind, was it? Just think how sad the mamma worm felt to have her little baby swallowed up.” The little girl hastened to reply: “1 ate she’s mamma, too.”—Pathfinder Magazine. Poor Management Sonny—Pop, do you think mother knows much about taking care of children? Pop—Wny, yes, what makes you ask such a question? Sonny—Well, she makes us kids go to bed when we’re wide awake and in the morning makes us get up when were awfully sleepy. — Capper's Weekly.

what Z 4 Lk about: Racial Hatred. Beverly hills, calif. —lt may be old to you, but it's new out here: Small Prussian town turns out for traveling circus. Ferocious lion escapes; villagers flee madly. Sinewy stranger grapples, singlehanded, with ravening brute; twists its jaws, hammers its nose, boots it back Into cage. Entire community starts jubilation —tlags flying, bands playing, burgo- ! master puts on his

high hat, special train g arranged for rushing | the hero to Berlin to & lie decorated by Herr s Hitler as reincarna- I tion of ancient Nor- | ' die demigods, typifying | spirit of old German | stocks—all that sort | of thing. Suddenly hideous I discovery is made that ■ stranger's background । i is not Teutonic, the

family name being Ginsberg. Celebra- : tion called off; flags furled, bands sneak home, special train canceled, . burgomaster has apoplexy. And next day the local paper comes out with scathing article under the headline, “Jew Attacks Defenseless ' Lion.’’ • • • Criminal Lawyers. 1 XI T’E’RE a funny people. Did we read i » » where, in some far-off country, men who had access to zoos picked the locks on the cages and freed the man-eating tigers and the bloodthirstiest wolves and the deadliest poison snakes to go forth and kill again, we’d marvel at a land which endured such a thing. But when in our own land criminal lawyers truthfully boast that, of all • the individuals charged with deliberate murder whom they have defend- । ed, no single one ever went to noose I or chair, and that ever so many more were, by their skill, saved from the ! prisons where we are supposed to pen our human tigers and wolves and snakes, we give these geniuses our ad miration and much free advertising, and young lawyers crave to follow in . their illustrious footprints. We are indeed a funny people—so < funny it’s hard to decide whether we should laugh at ourselves—or weep. « • « Husbands and Wives. LOTS of matrimony in the news, now that marriage, instead of be-j ■ ing a contract, is a ninety-day option, j A Pittsburgh gentleman gets tined for dunking his lady’s face in a simi mering beef stew. That's no way to ■ treat a lady. Or a beef stew. Take I the average lady, and would you care for a beef stew flavored with lipstick, | eyebrow pencil, mascara, cold cream, hair dye and three kinds of paint? A gentleman who's president of the —take a deep breath—American Creative League of Harmony and Music Students, declares if ill-suitec couples learn the guitar happiness would return, the guitar, he states, being the most romantic instrument there is But once, in vaudeville, I saw a peevish helpmate crown friend husband with an inlaid guitar, and it didn't seem to do him any real good. « « • Slowing Up Youth. A4RVIOUSLY it's too late to save the confirmed speed maniacs among the adult population. They won't be with us long, anyhow, and will be missed by but few. If any. Every time one of these madmen whizzes past, I find myself saying to the back of his neck, "Well, brother, glad to have this glimpse at you. Probably I’ll not be seeing you again unless I should drop in at the morgue the day you arrive.” But maybe we might help to insure the oncoming generations by inaugurating a definite course of juvenile education. Let's start with the babies; let's make it a fixed and required ritual in every kindergarten, every public or private parochial school —yes, every ' Sunday school, every Boy Scout camp i and at every girl’s campfire; every j place where youngsters are gathered. Over and over again, let’s pound it into them that reckless driving is neither ■ gallant nor smart nor sporting, tint that it is stupid and criminal and vicious and murderous. • • * Desolation of Floods. THE first time we went to Venice my wife looked across the Grand ; canal and said: “Did you ever see anything like it?" And, trying to be funny, I said: “AbI solutely, looks just like South Third street did during the big rise of 1913. If right now a fellow in a skiff should come rowing up to this window to collect the water-rent. I’d swear I was back home.” That seemed a sorry joke as I read of a monstrous yellow torrent sweeping down on the beleaguered lowlands ■ where my people have lived for nearly a century and a half, bringing ruin on its crest and desolation In its wake. Surely nature has been pitiless this last year—drouths and duststorms; ‘ forest fires and smokepalls; blizzards and icepacks; and now these cruel floods. Still, amid the afflictions, one consoling thought gleams like a star: ’ congress will adjourn pretty soon. IRVIN S. COBB. Copyright.—WNU Service. City of Precious Stones Pforzheim in Baden, Germany, Is the City of Precious Stones. Forty thousand workers there keep the world supplied witli jewel ornaments, whose value is reckoned in hundreds of millions of gold marks. First Horseshoe Pitchers The first horseshoe pitching club was formed in Long Beach. Calif., in 1900. it was called the Tourists’ club. In 1909 the town of Bronson. Kan., an notinced the first international horse | shoe pitching contest.

XH Tlrouiid , House ' Lard used in deep fat frj ;be strained through < after use to remove the i cles which accumulate in Oysters have a better fl; overcooked. They may b» fine cracker crumbs, dipp rolled again in crumbs an deep fat at 3SO Fahrenhei Cut flowers will keep fi I longer if removed from after each meal and plac refrigerator. Cover stems v A tablespoon of borax the water in the tea kett: : move the coating that for i side of kettle. • • • ' If the paint on the outsh j house has blistered it may i essary to take off all old i i paint will bond well with ! paint. • • • Peroxide will remove I stains from linen burea Keep a blotting pad undet protect dressing table or b when perfume is spilled on • • • Tie a little bow of brig! ribbon on the handles of th and they can be quickly for sewing basket. Dressing table.-, like liu^^K '.■■<• n<>w flouncedMß^H •o '’.o-toT ['or a young ~ •”* most fable. Tn br:- j out t: •> 1 to ■ - ;o ui :-:r.<edM f When scouring with a snap clothespin to hold® saving your hands. © Associated Newspapers.—WT General Has Conside Wedlock; Therefor 1'- -like fard "SI o\; kd:i ^!ie way tb-> Salv® IMw® geline Booth. M -- •• .-y work tias be®»' t ed. and rhe Army is now B® ® in -- di Y-"-ont countries, asl-.S ing and preaching In 86 ’! W languages. In India alone -®H about 200,000 people a yet own hospitals. Asked the other day by viewer if she had ever c< matrimony. General Evang plied: “Yes, 1 have cons! very carefully. That is w main single."—London Ansv THE FERRY-MC SEED BREEDI INSTITUTE kr. its business i the ground t You can depend o=on Ferry’s seeds to produce true .feaSirS' to type and qual- Ly^-*^’ ity wherever you live — in any climate. How can we say this? Because we conduct over 50,000 tests annually, to make sure they HI^HH will grow. Over 9000 tests to make sure 0 quality. And that’s just j the continuous activity i ""C Rochester, Mich., and Salina stations. For 80 years this has progressed — improvin maintaining the established < of vegetable and flower seeds We develop our foundatioi at the stations. It is then us seed production on our fai under our supervision. T'ne ing seed is sold only after have shown that it is of quality and germination. Y< buy Ferry seeds today in yoi neighborhood, many for as li 5c a packet. Write for a free copy c Home Garden Catalog to he plan your purchases from the display in your local stores. 1 Morse Seed Co., Detroit an Francisco. • Difficulties Fly There are few difficulties th out against real attacks; th like the visible horizon, befon who advance. THE r^scHoii TiJ " EXPER ’ W. - ★ Like Mrs. Rynenon, I 300 lime baking award winner, experts lake no chances. They choose t ’ CLABBER GIRLI ONLY / ■ Your Grocer Has II wo™ 1 3 * .5

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