Walkerton Independent, Volume 58, Number 20, Walkerton, St. Joseph County, 12 October 1933 — Page 6
I| THE SUNNY SIDE OF LIFE II Clean Comics That Will Amuse Both Old and Young Along the Concrete Our Pet Peeve 3 Fl n 3 r S suppose P To Jk /Mg® - =^i J see me "w H 24 • JcA -Ahtt'wn ^tasj W^IEAA [ . iji A^'S WNM HOW । _jA u A Giw^r — Iw* m —~r— H /THE CAES ELWAYS’ < [ fed?W I KVH IH THE 0?P0^ ~—— | / noy j \ ^‘.rion —, z L I \ ' ^ISL A-lfil fl DC t I mRwV 7| " tMEI cp IKK (S wav ’ .IfeU pT ^.. ■ ft 'iHBSf . -^r «?Mg .si. 5 ?« ' Aw-W 4fA We ' — w>wWk'^’K . « ______ _ _ (O^g* l ’- w - Kr > ^*****^ u / THE FEATHERHEADS Loses Again ^'LO-BACK IKvje’^j'oER STAND EACH mAk^BA^N^A^^' 761 ^ M,ND NO/ NOT ( | V WORLD'S WORST L °SEK | -J. MOW -ZaTELL— iT PUZZLED । I HELL I FROM CLUB d OTHER? SOWELL-IV ^r DWO^F HUMOR-HELEN TOLD REALLY. 1 ! I CRABS DAT AND CAN SHF • ME, Too—BUT SHE cRA B k MeET.HG-Z TIREO OF HEAR<NG ' J K.E" ToDAY THAT SHE PUT WHY ? NIGHT IR HE LOSES AT P vo ^ c r? I SAiD SHED SUE HIM ^RAB »PHOWS Things?l about divorce marriage। < was gong- to sue J golf, poker bridge - £ F d OH grounds of PJ'U /VDNORCE-WFATiSTriE / 1 ^I^' 1 ^' ) MYROW-1 WAS SO ~ C OR ANV7H ■NG- I tmAT? V NON- SPORT REASON FOR z SHOCKED- g / ‘ ' • < 7 _j ' so MANY W^ /z /z®i A 7 / i dworcbs? i . —7 / <>t Sag rK nW B? s 'n* I v m *' kl*'iWilwwWiW^^ 44 FINNEY OF THE FORCE sywl:^^S!"5 y wl:^^S ! " There’s Many a Slip I^-^ ’^e -- ■ ■ — -— — 1| — , |. _-l ' L _ had sea Z^„ S v<»« W«_or,, ^sr siut L - ; ' 7 Xx^^pO»°'-7'7„«' 4^757-I«o- Y^Sr m ^Sh 1 ■STSZy'v I X^b E -SST— / " a; " ant,m ' v » a - 4S a A cam O '"S‘ TABie / swvr st.F ! x - rA ^ s ^ e /TX a wtASmA t-' c X"Vi z -p /^so^-tkbb m. —T ■lk—o^-Uri Biro-eAK..' r LUU w«*« ® 6 r®T T f u l Jew s " ORe? r^T T"'“® s — Tn ° Bd " eA ' p-L_—___J— ( : K—* -/ z Cot no . payii ; r — ' T —<n / / /Co PAC —1 / TMMH hl-.-s/ 1 JP? ; — = •FU y'A / / UT - j fl/ /’.I c Ah y fl 1 - few _.___ g c^ii I fl'uY ®i /^ -h u/M kKk V L/ ~^Q'w Z t w—B ’—l \\\ 4 Us 11 fl -a^afe ' IstTl ■] ir a>7 - !■ Jm! hr II > n I* n ” H BOBBY THATCHER-Take Your Time! By GEORGE STORM ar TAKES HIM A ^HS NEEDN'T "yHINK l%\ GONNA J\\ PpDA CONE ON HOME COSH, IT TOOK YOU ABOUT ALL / — EK TO DO ANYT^NG’ J > ^TRA^NO HtS fi® \ C AH ° JUST UETT ’ M WA ’ T ° AV ^° ° ET a^ ”’’ C ' MME >H foA WENT FOR ( ‘^oq^^TTin’TA RM \ 7 ° NLy ' WAN TEO TO SEE ) THE SHOVEL ANO YOU TAKE T SHOVEL MYSELF BUT V — * .__ n —__ -pkvifl ' fl IF A RABBIT WAS IN k .THIS STICK ANO BE READ/ J couldn't be takin’chances C SlAvll-' j wm^oan, <_ HOUE> AAYSEUF— ^2 FO^ WHATS I^THERE ■J’ , hatever’sih here ( —' ^z^llOL™k ? A X cettim’ away.... • xw /il sP z^-7 1/ f ’-- • V. PsYn in/Y .• P "uy V' 1 ' A- 'Am ‘ — W,< .P~ JBr_ S’MATTER POP — They’ll Know About Fractions Later By C. M. PAYNE 1- " . ^u 1-. < u—x IW 4|e always \ I <^ives ^E_^Z A z ^ /^OF VA’. MV -Potd | 1 4<7 Uam k V ’’ 4“ ? *^ - j I J [ -Cm Bg “KEEPING UP WITH THE JONESES” Such Is Life— 1 ^1 —Z \7 ilil / OH,eOY!! THINGS LOOK / ANO WHAT'S YOUR. \< £ HAVE A RIGHT TO ' THAT’S NOTHING, \ ATI / BAO!'. MV FUTURE / TROUBLE, ANGEL FACE? 1 BE , ALOYSIUS R UITTUE WOMAN’ \ IU I W\£l / LOOKS ABOUT AS BRIGHT ( YOU SEEM TO BE I M^GINIS ’• THE 1 HAD A CREDITORS, I \^'76'/'/////A \ AS A FOG ON THE I ~ , „ a -r^vrpo / , 1Q . -n-, MEETING, TODAY AND j X GRAND BANKS 1! \ ALU ® A .. / THEY ALL SHOWED . ' \ TO-DAY— / HAVE A MEETING 7 \ / Z^-AX HERE To-DAV, AND •• C4 UP C\A -^SU^. ‘-ST' - ' ' NOBODY showed —7 ^T\ l-M-wr I O (k j' ttyph 111 H I Il I ill II I k l<ssbwbW—. T^Ptl . •/ ' - I'< 'LI- L li ill lii li I 3 d © The Associated Ntwsnanerj _^-P-gs^Lr^U- ■ <>> A . _ - : —_ibaMflta£dUKL .— - —4 uJi. ■ । mint ti« *■ L— .. r ■- _
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THE NEEDS OF REFLECTION “Do you always think twice before you speak?" said the friend. "It all depends.” said Senator Sorghum. "If you are talking business you want to think several times. But if you are merely addressing remarks to an assembled n ultitude you can simply tumble the words out and let them take care of themselves.” Pessimistic Opinion “They say that in order to be happy,” said the young woman who reads a great deal, “a man ought to be a fool or a philosopher.” ‘■Yes.’’ answered Miss Cayenne. “If a man is a fool he can’t get a woman to accept him. And if he is as wise as philosophers are credited with being he won’t propose.” THAT MUCH GOOD * tfejj She —If you were to lose me, darling. would it break your heart? He—Yes, dearest, but my bank account would mend. Fine Idea “From S to 11 this evening I must think of nothing but the coriespondence school from which I was graduated.” “What’s the idea?” “That’s the way our alumni holds a class reunion.” — Brooklyn Daily Eagle. Did His Best Doctor—Did you open both the windows in y< ur bedroom last night as 1 ordered? Patient —Well, doctor, I just have one window in my room, so 1 opened it twice. Natural Query Teacher —Are there any more questions you would like to ask about whales? Small Girl—Teacher, what has the prince got to do with them? He Was Interested “What’s the matter with Ted?” “Too conceited. The other day he bought a book called ‘What Two Million Women Want.’ just to see if they spelt his name right.” Would Suit Her Car Salesman —Yes. sir. this car is absolutely the very last word Customer—Good ’ I'll take it. My \|ife loves the last word.
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