Walkerton Independent, Volume 54, Number 26, Walkerton, St. Joseph County, 22 November 1928 — Page 7

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I — Inconsistent “Teacher is not fair.” “How is that?” “He dictated : 'Every man makes mistakes’ and then thrashed me for making one.” —Cologne Lustige Kolner Zeitung. Guarding Against Theft Howell —Did you notice how she kept her eyes on me? Powell —Don’t feel flattered ; that was merely an indirect and polite way st keeping her eyes on her umbrella.

LITTLE HORSE J© 450 Wifie (with bad cold) —“I can still talk even if I am a little hoarse! Hub-

by—“lf you’re a little horse you d better bridle that tongue.” Brotherly Love Bob—l hear that Lulu promised you last night that she’d be a sister to you? Sam (gloomily)—Yes, she did. Bob—Well, now, old man, that makes you a brother of mine. Loan me ten bucks on account of the kinship. A smile can say more than a laugh.

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Height of Nervousness Jack —Too bad about Miss Violette being so terribly nervous and sensitive. Harry—Yes, the other evening at the dance she fainted dead away when George compared her feet to little mice. T actful She (rather plump)—l’d better get off your lap. Your legs propably hurt. He —No, not at all. Fact is, I haven’t any feeling in them at all.

HOW THEY ARE ALIKE First Gent—“ The young folks of the present are alike in so many respects.” Second Gent —“They're alike in so

I many disrespects would be nearer the I truth.” Simple Enough The Gossip—Why, Reverend Haff- ' ingwell! How did you ever find out • that the Smith twins eloped with the Brown boys? The Parson —Well, my dear Mrs. 1 Gadds, the young couples came to me and asked to be married —and I just put two and two together! Few men are worth their own price.

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