Walkerton Independent, Volume 54, Number 17, Walkerton, St. Joseph County, 20 September 1928 — Page 6
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Discrimination First Girl in Knickers —You don’t mean to tell me Margie has resigned from the country club? Second Girl in Knickers—Yes, she got sore because they wouldn’t let her play in the father and son tournament. The Why of the Thrill Jim —Is it your head on my shoulder that thrills you? Marie—No, I am sitting on an anthill. —Royal Areanum Bulletin.
TOO MANY ARMS Wiplll ■ M/snOVE-R “It was a mean trick to ring in Mr. Centipede on the bug champ, who whs meeting all comers 1”
Close Contest “Bennie Beanbrough and Uriah Um- ; son made a bet on who could spoon with the greater number of girls at the party last night.” “How did it come out?” “Neck and neck.” Just the Thing Prison Governor—Everybody, here has to learn a trade. What would you like to be?” Convict (brightly)—A commcclal 1 traveler. .
Office Conversation “Can your stenographer take your dictation perfectly?” “I hate never ascertained.” “Heh?” “She writes the.letter to suit herself.—Louisville Courier-Journal. Mercy! Jie (describing a ring 1 Thnttki)—Lip., feinted — >• She —Yes? He —And then suddenly his opponent became unconscious.
FELL FOR HER Maggie—George says he’s broke. Grace —Well, he fell for me.
The High Cost of Rations The Horse Buyer—They’re all pretty punk. What is there about this horse that makes him worth twice as much as any of the others? The Horse Dealer —That fellow? Why he’s just been fed. Willing to Oblige “Did you hear that Smith advertised for a wife?” “No; what happened?” “He received ten replies from men saying he could have theira.”
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