Walkerton Independent, Volume 48, Number 46, Walkerton, St. Joseph County, 19 April 1923 — Page 2

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(Mending the * Broken Heart t By HARRIET BRUNKHURSI T 1923. by McClure Newspaper Syndicate.; Lucille was puzzled, not to say worried. Her heart was broken, ot course. That was why she was iu Mew York, studying violin. Now every one knows that to become a great musician one’s heart must be broken. It works out very nicely, too, because if one’s heart isn’t broken generally one doesn’t care about a musician’s career. Hut no one has explained what happens if one’s heart doesn’t stay broken. And Lucille was aware that her own heart was displaying distinctly robust symptoms. "Just the same,” Lucille thought resentfully, “it serves Merton right if I do forget him. He might try to see me. He could write. And he needn’t have gone in such a huff even if daddy was unreasonable.’’ Lucille had thought she could never forgive her father, either, when he had emphatically refused his consent to her marriage, or even to an engagement. “I won’t have itl” he had stormed. “A man has no right to marry or think of marrying until he is in a position to support a wife. I won’t hear a word of it!” Merton didn’t stay to proffer more words. He left town next day. and he obeyed the parental Injunction to remain unheard. Lucille thought then that she could never forgive her father. But when he came around so handsomely about her studying the violin, let her go to New York, rented attractive rooms for her in a better class boarding house, arranged for tier lessons with a thoroughly investigated instructor—why, patently, it wasn’t easy to feel very hard toward dad. Lucille liked New York, with Its lights, its music, its crowds and Its shops; she made friends easily; she really possessed talent, and was willing to work, so that her lessons were a pleasure, she had a generous allowance, pretty clothes, youth and good looks. It wasn’t strange that her heart began to perk up a little in spite of its owner’s stern resolution. She had her most engaging snapshot of Harry copied and enlarged and most beautifully framed in silver for her dressing table—but satisfactory though it was in appearance, it I was just one more pleasant thing in her life. There came a gorgeous spring morn- । ing during Lucille’s second year in New York when she walked down Fifth avenue and admitted that her heart was completely mended. Regretfully Lucille turned westward at Forty-second street and took her way to the Sixth avenue elevated station for there were two hours of study yet remaining on her day’s program. She took a cross sea beside an open window, looked out ovei the platform and found herself staring straight into Merton Leslie’s eyes. And for a heart completely mended Lucille’s acted most singularly. It’s owner sprang hastily to her feet, but the train started at the same instant. Lucille was conscious of just one thing —she must let Merton know where I she lived. There was no time to get a card from her case and Lucille did the only thing that occurred to her—flung her gold handbag through the open window and, with a sigh of relief, saw Merton catch it. She got off at the next station on the chance that Merton might take the next train with the idea of overtaking her, but no Merton alighted from the next train nor from the one following. “He isn't familiar with New York,” i she reasoned. “Os course it wouldn’t occur to him to try to overtake me that way. He might watt there on the Forty-second street platform thinking that I would return," she reflected. Forgotten her father's strictures against Merton, forgotten her own in- I jured Indictment of her too-easily discouraged lover. Nor did it occur to her that Merton was tn New York for any reason except to find her. Had she not seen him, met his eyes? Lucille descended the stairs of the elevated station, crossed Sixth avenue and climbed to the downtown platform, I boarded her train and was soon again crossing the street to reach the platform upon which she had last seen Merton. But there was no Merton on the platform. Lucille checked the sinking of her heart. It was all right. Nat- j urally he would think she had gone straight home. Her address was in the bag, and he would know that it was to give him the address that she had thrown the bag to him. “He would never dream of my returning,” she suddenly realized. “My purse was in the bag and he wouldn’t know that I carry change In my pocket—such a masculine habit. Well,

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OLD SHOES ARE PUT TO GOOD USE

Value of Foot Coverings by No Means Ended When Wearers Have Discarded Them. Collecting old shoes for a living Is hardly the choice for anyone out to become rich quickly, observes a London Answers writer. Judging by the number of people engaged In this business, however, there must be more than a bare subsistence in it and many tind it if not a genteel calling, at least a lucrative one. When collected these old cast-offs find their way to t’ e wall pt per manufacturer, who allows from 10 cents to a quarter per pair. Calfskin shoes fetch the best prices, while cowhide footwear is not accepted at any price. These old shoes are first soaked in water to get rid of the dirt. The nails and thread are removed and the leather ground into fine pulp. It is then pressed out into molds of various paterns and finds its way into the marjet as “embossed leather.” Well-to-do peoph think they are go-

at least he’ll wait at the house until 1 arrive.” But the ticket chopper accosted her as she passed him. “You are the young lady that had the gold bag pinched, aren’t you?” he asked. “Well, the thief didn’t get away. Happened to be a policeman right behind him and seen him grab the bag out of your hand. You’ll find it all safe over to the police station, miss.” "Police station!” gasped Lucille in dismay and fled down the stairs, her heart pounding with appropriate speed. She had to stop until the traffic policeman was able to direct her to the police station. Lucille knew her New York, but police stations were not of her New York. She secured the direction, hailed a taxicab —not because of the distance, but because she felt that she wouldn’t be quite so alone in arriving at that awesome place to which her impulsive action had consigned Merton. "You’ll wait,” she directed as she left the cab, then hesitated. "Would you mind coming in with me? Or shall 1 get you arrested for leaving your cab here?” “I’ll take a chance, miss,” said the chauffeur. But Lucille found the ordeal not so trying as she had fancied. Even a police station has its sensibilities and remains not unmoved at the apparition of a charming young lady. She did not require a lawyer, as she had feared, nor was it necessary to secure Identification for the officer who had made the arrest had seen her board tiie train and had noticed her bag. Anti Merton was not tn a cell. The twenty minutes which had elapsed since Lucille had flung her bag had not sufficed to gain attention for Merton. So it was all utterly simple, and Merton presently emerged with Lucille from the police station and entered the waiting taxienb. Lucille rather regretted her impressment of the chauffeur into her service. It would have been less embarrassing with a driver less well informed. But she speedily forgot him. “When are we going to get married. Lucille?” Merton came to the point without delay. I wouldn’t marry any one that almost got me into jail." shuddered Lucille. “Can you ever forgive me?" “Not If you won't hurry up and answer me," retorted Merton.

"Well, I suppose dad will be furious. ; but I owe you some amends. Any I time. Merton, and I’ll muke dad come j around peaceably, too." "Oh, that's all right," said Merton I cheerfully. "I’m a great little old dadtamer. In fact. 1 brought him and j your mother to town with me. They're i going to see that we do it with a | proper minister Instead of one of those ' combination four-dollar affairs down at j City Hall." "Dad and mother here!" cried Lucllje. “Sure! You ought to see how proud ’he Is of my job. Say, Lucille," softly. I "have you missed me?” “I’ve been simply broken-hearted," . dechired Lucille. The Robins' Job. It was a pretty bright February day ' with everything to indicate an early ‘ spring. “The robins soon will be singing again,” a man rem irked to the drug- ; gist who had waited on him. “They sang tn Indlanapollr in February last year." “Well, it won’t be long, that's sure." ; the druggist acquiesced. “You're right, they’ll be singing.” a five-year-old boy said sagely. He was the druggist’s son. "They won’t do anything else but sing. They won’t work for a livin’ like the rest of us have to." What Did Grandma Say? When Dorothy was five years old. she felt that she had reached that stage In life when every action taken by her mother called for comment or approbation. She had watched her mother pay the washerwoman every Tuesday for a long time, and it perplexed her that her mother permitted grandma to work In the kitchen, making pies and dressings, without recompense, although she worked harder than the washerwoman. So it happened that on Tuesday last, when mother had paid the woman for the washing and she had left, Dorothy said to her grandmother: “Grandma, we don't have to pay you. do we? We know you." Fertilize the Soli. Sometimes you see a man dig his toe into the ground and hear him say: 'That soil’s dead. It will not produce anything." You do not realize, perhaps, how tme the words are. Good soil Is literally living soil. An Ohio scientist. Professor McClure, deciares that "a single teaspoonful of soil may contain more living inhabitants than the whole United States.’ it is these Invisible but beneficent little people of the soil that unlock Its stored-up fertility and cause the plants to grow. Without them farming would be Impossible.—Farm Life.

ing back to medieval times when they have the walls of their libraries and dining rooms covered with this material. It may be just as well that they remain in blissful ignorance that the boots and shoes which their neighbors have thrown away now adorn their walls and hang on the screens which protect their eyes from the fire. Carriage body builders, as well as bookbinders also use large quantities of this pulped leather, it is made Into carriage coverings, while the cheapest grades of modern books are bound with leather thus treated. There is an unlimited demand for the material, as It serves many purposes where a certain amount of dura bility is required. Roads to Riches. Don’t be jealous of your friend's success. That will not help to make you successful. Remember that sone men are born rich, others lune riche thrust upon them, and the rest of u have to hustle,

IMPROVED UNIFORM INTERNATIONAL Sunday School ' Lesson ’ (By REV. P. B. FITZWATER. D. D.. Teacher of English Bible In the Moody Bible Institute of Chicago.! Copyright, 1923, Western Newspaper Union. LESSON FOR APRIL 22 MOSES, LIBERATOR AND LAWGIVER LESSON TEXT—Exodus 14:10, 13-22. GOLDEN TEXT—Fear ye not. Stand still and see the salvation of the Lord. —Exodus 14:13. REFERENCE MATERIAL — Deuteronomy 3:23-28; Psalm 115:23-45; Matthew 17:3, Acts 7:17-44; Hebrt-ws 11:23-29 PRIMARY TOPlC—Moses the Boy Whom God Saved. JUNIOR TOPIC —Moses Leads Israel Through the Red Sea. INTERMEDIATE AND SENIOR TOPlC—Moses the Great Leader. YOUNG PEOPLE AND ADULT TOPIC—The Character of Moses. I The Birth, Preservation and Education of Moses. (Exodus 8:1-8). 1. His Birth (vv. 1-2). His parents were of the tribe of Levi. 2. His Preservation (vv. 3-8). The faith of his parents caused them to ignore the command of the king and they hid him for three months (Hebrews 11:23). His mother discerned in him a proper child, or a child fair to God (Acts 7:20), ami believed him to be the deliverer of his people. Perhaps led by the story of Noah's ark, she made him an ark of bulrushes and placed Moses in it and left it at the place where Pharaoh’s daughter would be attracted when she came down to bathe. Miriam, Ills sister, was placed where she could watch the affair, and at the opportune moment she came with a suggestion of a nurse for the baby; securing her consent, Miriam i brought the child’s mother. 3. His Education (vv. 0-10). He was educated first at his mother's knee, the place where ids character was formed. He was also educated at the Egyptian court, where he became acquainted with the wisdom of Egypt (Acts 7:22?. IL The Call of Momi (Exodus 3). 1. The Lord Speaks From the Bush (vv. 1-6). In the desert the I^>nl hj»peared in the vision of the burning bush. When atepjwd aside to behold tills strange thing God taught him the lesson of proper approach unto himself. 2. The Lord Commissions Moses (w. 7-10). God aMunnl him of his active interest in his people, having seen their affliction, bean! their cry. and known their sorrows, and that he had cane flown to deliver them from the hand of the Egyptian through Moses as His agent. 111. Mori' Contest With Pharaoh (Exodus 5-12). The ten plagues reveal the contest <nrried on between Moses and Pharaoh before the people were set free. The tenth stroke from the strong hand of the Almighty made Pharuoh willing to let Israel go. IV. Israel Crossing the Red Sea (Exodus 11:10. 13-22). 1. Israel’s Straitened Circumstances (v. 10). At the Lord’s direction they changetl from their first course ami were apparently in gn at difficulty. The Red sea was before them; the mountains on eitiier side. Pharaoh with his chariots of war was closing in upon them, in their distress they cried to the Lord. 2. Israel's Miraculous Escape (vv. 13-22.) (1) Moses' words to the people (vv. 13-14). (a) “Fear not.” Since God was leading them by day and by night with the pillar of cloud and ti » they had nt» need of fear, even If they were in straitened circumstances. (b) “Stand still.” Standing still in such a trial is faith taking hold of God’s promise. (c) “See the salvation of the Lord." “The Lord shall fight for you." (2) God’s words to Moses (vv. 15-18). (a) “Go forward." No use to pray /longer when God says “Move forward.” (b) “Lift up thy rod." This served as something tangible upon which their faith could rest. They were to go through the sea on dry ground. But the symbol of God’s presence nowpassed to the rear to hold the enemy at bay. (3) The divided sea (vv. 2122). As they went forward the very thing which they feared became a wall of protection on either side. 3. Overthrow of the Egyptians (w. 22-27). Having seen the Israelites go across dry shod the Egyptians immediately pursued them. Insanely thinking that they could follow In the wake of God’s children. That which was a pro tection to God’s children became an instrument of destruction to the Egyptians. 4. Israel’s Song of Triumph (15:121). They attributed their deliverance and the overwhelming defeat of their enemies to God. They could well sing their song of triumph, for they were on the other shore. V. The Law Given (Exodus 20:1-17). God gave through Moses to the world a complete code of laws setting forth duties to God and man. A Prayer, . O God, our Heavenly Father, we come before Thee to worship, to praise Thy name, and to thank Thee for Thy great mercy and Thy many blessings. We confess our sins, but we come with boldness to Thy throne of grace, for our trust is In Him Who is our Advocate and our Mediator. Our father, we ask that Thy Holy Spirit may be our Comforter, our guide and our helper this day. May we let our light so shine that others may be drawn to Him Who is the Light of the World. Help us to watch and be faithful, that when He comes He may find us with lamps trimmed and burning. And all we ask Is in Jesus Christ’s Name. Amen. The Empty Churches. A purely subjective religion of the past 300 years, coupled with a wrong philosophy of life, has succeeded In handing down to the present generation nothing better than a highly refined pantheism, masquerading under the guise of the Christian religion, and is responsible for the many empty churches on the Lord's day.—Henry Low Tides Drew.

YEAR OF ADVANCE Canada Rightly Proud of Its Achievements in 1922. — Has Bravely Met and Overcome Depression Following the War—Financial Standing as Nation High. The year 1922 in Canada, Western Canada particularly, has l>een a year ' jof quiet achievement. If there has ! been nothing in Its development of a spectacular nature, there has been a steady growth, a resolute elimination of things Immaterial to prosperity. The year 1923 is entered upon by the people of the West in high hope that it ushers in a period of prosperity based upon the productivity of the country and the vast riches of its natural resources. Canada, in common with all other i nations, has felt keenly the cycle of depression following the spurious activity and inflated business coming immediately after the cessation of the war. It has met and overcome many obstacles in the path of its prosperity. The year just passed, however, has seen the silver lining peep out from the edges of the dark cloud and has demonstrated to the world the celerity which this country can adjust Itself to changed conditions. This is evidenced by the fact that Canada has been the first among 11 countries whose currencies fell below par to bring that currency back to par. and even for a time above par. It did this la the face of what seemed Insuperable difficulties. Increased its exports, lessened its imports, and generally set its business house in order. The high standing of Canada as a nation is shown by the ease with i which her bonds are absorbed and by 1 the high prices paid for them, and Winnipeg, it may he mentioned. In a recent flotation obtained a higher price than even any provincial government for some time. Western Canada In 1922 harvested Its largest grain crop. Its production of grain, live stock, cereal and dairy products will, wl.en all Is marketed, produce tn the neighborhood of a billion dollars. There has been, and there still Is felt onslderable disappointment that the total vakie is not larger, hut the fact remains that this vast num of money has come to the West. or Is In the process of coming, and If. as Is undoubtedly true, much of It Is used tn the liquidation of obligations Incurred In the past. It Is but a safer and saner, if longer, road to that prosperity to .rhi -h all are looking. In the process of reaching this prosperity It Is Inevitable that there must be some failures. As n matter of fact. It Is the opinion of many prominent business i men that 1922 saw the corner definitely turned nml that 1923 will commence the upward swing.—Advertisement. Going downtown every night is as much out of a fashion as It was in Tut- . Ankh-Amen's day.

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7 EMPHATIC IN HIS DENIAL Youngster Wanted It Distinctly Understood That He Had Not Eaten at the Harper’s. Young Jack K., age six, of Staunton, had the habit of slipping away to a neighbor's house frequently for his favorite food. He usually neglected to tell his mother, but the mother learned of his visits. Recently he failed to eat dinner with his usual gusto, practically passing It up. This caused his mother to question him. “Jack, haven't you been eating at Harper’s today?" “No, mamma.” “Are you sure?” “Jack, do you tell me you did not eat there today?" Jack, emphatically: “Mamma, yon can pray to heaven I didn't eat there today.” He really had not. —Indianapolis News. Snubbing one of the 400 is an uppercut. Laziness Is next to ungodliness.