Walkerton Independent, Volume 47, Number 20, Walkerton, St. Joseph County, 13 October 1921 — Page 2

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PROPOSE BONDS X Experts Suggest U. S. Loan Money for Public Work, Providing Jobs. BANKERS TO HEAR PLANS 1 Conference to Ask Help From Mayors of Large Cities—Local Agencies Needed to Stay Slump, Hoover Says. Washington, Oct. s.—Advisability of I a federal bond issue to create a fund , for making loans to aid municipal pub- । lie works in years of depression when । jobs are scarce is under consideration ' by subcommittees of the national eon- ; ference on unemployment. Such a proposal has been suggested to the conference as pari of a plan for j permanent safeguards against bad I years for the nation's workers. No j estimate of how many millions of dollars would be required for such a | fund has been made as yet. The plan ‘ constitutes one of the recommendations of the conference advisory committee. Loans to municipalities would be made by the federal government under the plan only upon proof of national unemployment and industrial depressions, as shown by Industrial ami un- : employment statistics and upon proof of the soundness and utility of specific public works proposed. Steps have been taken by city officials of Boston ami Cleveland to prft into effect the emergency relief proi gram adopted last week by the conference, Secretary Hoover announced, adding that he had been informed unofficially that Portland, Oregon, and Milwaukee were working along the same lines. The conference will ask the bankers of the nation and mayors of all cities to back the emergency program to cheek unemployment planned by the conference. Secretary Hoover said. Henry E. Robinson, a member of the conference, has gone to Los Angeles to plead with the American Bankers’ association, in convention there. "Employers and business men, relief organizations, state and federal agencies, cannot surround the unemployment problem systematically until mayors have established strong emergency organizations with municipalities behind them,” Secretary Hoover said. “The President's conference on unemployment is anxious to know what steps are taken in the various cities and towns, and to have the views of officials for further constructive plans.” Definite measures to solve the transportation problem will be taken up by the transportation committee, it was officially announced. The committee Is working on a plan< and consulting with railroad executives for approval. The proposed $500,000,000 railroad refund is part of the plan. It Is known, however, that W. S. Carter, president of the Brotherhood of Locomotive Firemen and chairman of the committee, intends to continue his efforts to block a recommendation of payment of this refund unless a specific provision is included that the railroads spend the money for main- ‘ tenance and repair. Carter succeeded in preventing such ' a recommendation being included in j the emergency program adopted by the conference. Edgar E. Clark, chairman of the interstate commerce commission, and member of the transportation committee, is said to support Carter in his demand.

— U. S. IS AFTER ARBUCKLE Liquor Charge May Be Filed Against Film Comedian by Special Assistant Attorney General. San Francisco, Cal., Oct. 3.—New angles in the federal inquiry into the ■ | source of the liquor consumed at the I I party in the Hotel St. Francis, given by Roscoe ("Fatty") Arbuckle, film I comedy star, at which .Miss Virginia Rapite, Chicago screen actress, is de- । dared to have .suffered fatal injury, ’ were to the fore today. In some quari ters Interest in possible action coni <-erning Arbuckle by a federal grand jury overshadowed that in the charges | of manslaughter already laid against I him in connection with Miss Rappes death. Robert 11. McCormick, special assistant to the attorney general of the I United States, announced that he i s shortly would make complaint against | Arbuckle on the charge of having liquor unlawfully in his possession. Such a complaint could be i .ade the i ' basis of gram! jury action. Brings Cannibal Chief. London. Oct. G. -(’apt. Percy Phi! ipps has just reiurned from the Belgian Congo with two cannibal chiefs, (me of them save! his life in a campaign against German forces during the war in German Fast Africa. British St-” I Wages Cut 25 Pct. London, (Hi. C. Under a sliding r i 1 ard of concilia-

E. C. YELLOWLEY • F j 1 Witt SUE. C. Yellowley is in command of a thousand special agents who are trying to squeeze all illegal dampness out of New York city, and he says he needs a lot more of them. : PROBE KLAN SHOOTING Ten Men Wounded During Parade at Waco, Tex. Lawyer Charges Sheriff and His Deputies Precipitated Battle in Business District. Waco, Tex.. Oct. 4. —County Attornew F. B. Tierey has refused the demand of a committee of 100 prominent Lorena citizens that he tile complaints against Sheriff Bob Buchanan and Deputy Sheriff Burton, in connection । with the fight at Lorena between pa- ; fading Knights of the Ku Klux Klan | and a sheriff’s posse, in w hich ten i men were wounded, three perhaps fatally. The county attorney declared that the grand jury here would be called to investigate the incident, and that pending its action he would take no steps in the matter beyond an ini vestigation by Ids department for evl- , dence for submission to the grand jury. J. D. Willis, local attorney, acting as spokesman for the Lorena delegation, charged that the sheriff and his deputies precipitated a “promiscuous shooting and cutting affray, which endangered the lives of Lorena men, women and children.” The fiftyfourth district grand jury here will investigate the clash. This announcement was made following a conference with County Attorney Tierye. The tight took place at the Intersection of the main business streets, where several thousand people had gathered to witness the parade, when Sheriff Bob Buchanan of McLennan county, leader of the posse, stepped in front of the approaching column and attempted to w rest the American flag from the leading white-clad figure. The Klan had advertised that the parade was to begin at 8:30. Sheriff Buchanan, with Deputies I. Mack Wood and M. Burton went to ; Lorena, and the sheriff let it be known at once that the parade could not take place. This led to parleys and conferences which continued for an hour and a half. The Klansmen finally decided that they would parade, and the line of march came into sight at the head of the main street. It is estimated that probably 50 white-robed, masked figi tires had passed when the sheriff intervened. Then a shot was tired, foli lowed immediately by a succession of shots. In the melee which followed, the sheriff was knocked down, but quickly regained ids feet. Brandishing his knife, he soon had cleared space about him, but was seized, with Deputy Burton. by several bystanders and held. Masked men then lifted the American flag from the dust and, holding high the fiery cross of the Ku Klux Klan, continued their march. EIGHT U.~S. MINISTERS NAMED Diplomatic Roster of Harding Administration Completed, White House Announces. Washington, Oct. 5. —Announcement of the selection of eight American ministers so Latin-American ami oklI world countries was made at the White House, virtually completing the ■ diplomatic roster of the new adminis- | trillion. The eight ministers wiiose l names were announced were: To Panama, Dr. John Glover South of Kentucky; so Nicaragua, John E. Ranier of Colorado; to Venezuela, Willis O. Cook of South Dakota; to Guatemala. Roy Davis of Missouri; to Czechoslovakia. Lewis Einstein of Xew York: so Bulgaria. Charles S. Wilson of Maim*; to Finland, Charles L. ; Kagey of Kansas, ami so Siam, Ed- ! ward E. Brodie of Oregon. Auto Bandits Get SIO,OOO. Philadelphia, Oct. G. —Three armed bandits in a motorcar held up Andrew B. DetweibT, a United States shipping board paymaster, near the Hog Island shipyard, .and robbed him of about SIO,OOO. They escaped. Turk Forces Dispersed. Aihei-, Oct. G- Turkish nationalist forces which had Loen concent rated on tin- left o! the Greek positions at I'.sl.i-Shi hr have Is n dispersed by the Gro s. i -aid in an olli ml stateGrand Jury to Sift Klan Riot. R. I. Monroe ordend tile grand jury j Miners Remain Id’e. and August Dorchy. president and vice!

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IMPROVED UNIFORM INTERNATIONAL ■ ?■ ' Lesson' ißy Rl.v 1“. B. rirzW.vTl.lt, D. D., Te.-ulier oi English Bible in the Moody bible Institute vt Chicago.} (©, 1921, Western Newspaper Union.) LESSON FOR OCTOBER 16 PAUL WRITES TO THE CHRISTIANS AT CORINTH. LESSON TENT I Cor. 1:10. 11; 13:1-13. GORDEN TEXT — And now abideth faith, hope, charity, these three, but the greatest of these is charity.—l Cor. 13. REFEKENCi: MATERIA L — John 13 34, 35; Rom. 12:9-10. PRIMARY TOPIC —Ilow to Show Our Love. JUNIOR TOPIC—What I.ove Does. INTEHMEDIATE AND SENIOR TOPIC j—A Letter to the Church at Corinth. YOUNG PEOPLE AND ADULT TOPIC i —Some Problems of an Early Church. I. Party Spirit in the Corinthian Church (1:10, 11). In this church rival factions were contending against each other. Some were for Pau], some for Apollos, some for Peter, and some for Christ. The i cause of this condition was failure i to see that the membership composing His body cannot be divided. By one Spirit ail were baptized into the one laxly (12:13). 11. Love the More Excellent Way (1 Cor. 13:1-13). All of the Spirit’s gifts are good, but tin* most valuable of all is love. Not all can preach or interpret tongues, but all can have the gift of love. I.ove in this chapter is the more excellent way of chapter 12:31. (1) The Pre eminence of I.ove (vv. 1-3). It transcends (1) speaking with tongues. For men to possess the loftiest eloquence and be lacking in love is to be as booming brass and clanking cymbal. To be able to speak pleasingly and powerfully is desirable. , but to love is better. (2) The gift of prophecy—the ability to unfold mysteries. To be able to penetrate the mysieries of nature and providence is good, but to love is better. (3) Faith of the nmst vigorous kind, even such as to remove mountains, is of less value than love. (4) Philanthropy of the most generous sort, causing one to surrender all earthly goods for the sake of the । pom- is praiseworthy, but unless actuated by love is valueless before God. (5) IP roi. devotion which leads to martyrdom is profitless unless backed by loxo. 2. The Attributes of Love (vv. 4-7). (1) It is hi suffering and kind. It means not only to bear long, but to be kind ad the while, li Is much easier to bear long than it is to be kind till । the while. (2) It is free from envy. Those who love are entirely free from the spirit engendered because of the superior worth and success of others. (3) It is free from boasting and vanity. Love strives to do good to all and is not careful to seek their admira- ! tfon and applau-*e. 1 (4) It is decorous. Love is always polite ami mannerly; knows how to behave at all times. (5) It is unselfish. It is always seeking the good of others and is forgetful Os .-elf. (G) It does not give way to passion. It does not allow itself to be aroused to resentment. It is not quick tempered. (7) It takes no delight in evil ; does not impute evil motives to others; is not suspicious, it is forgiving. Love has n<» sympathy with that which is evil, but sympathizes with that which is true; has a common joy with it. (s) It bvaieth all tiling-. It wraps itself in the gracious mantle of love and shuts all evil out. (9) I.ove is trustful; it looks into ' the future with confidence. (10) Love is hopeful: it seizes the things of the future and brings them into the present, appropriating them for its use. (11) Love is firm. It is free from vacillation. It intelligently sets its attention to thing- that are right and with unvarying strength holds fast. 3. The Permanem-e of Love (vv. 813). (1) It outlasts prophecy. Prophecy in the Scriptures means both a foretelling of events and the teaching of the Word of God. Prophecy as prei diction shall be fulfilled ; 'prophecy as j teaching sluxll he brought to an end in that day when teaching is not needed (Heb. 8:11 : Jer. 31:34). (2) it outlasts speaking with ; tongues. The race once spoke the i same language, but as a judgment for ! sin and rebellion God brought confusion and caused the people to speak ‘ i many tongues. The day is coming when the redemption wrought by Je- i ; sus < 'hrist shall have been accom- ! pHshed in all its fullness; all nations shall I e brought back to one tongue. (3) It outlasts knowledge. The i knowledge we now have is only relafive, but the day is coming when this I relative knowledge shall be done away । by the coining in of a wider and nobler I intelligence; the twilight shall be lost j in maturity, for at Christ - coming we shall seo Him face to face and shall be like Him. Love will always abide, for God is love. A Prayer. Father, hasten that I ippy time when b.rve.n nr. du' • - mi Sunday and m> Huties on m<h Imre shall < live a ■ an ext anded Show me how far stretch • t how mo that the road to I enough to hold any my afti t noon more charita' )e than my I arena tai "!i into

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LENiN NOT RUSSIAN CHIEF Bolshevik Exponent Is Premier, Michael Kalinin Being President of Central Executive Committee. Most Americans believe that Nikolai Lenin is president of Russia, whereas be holds an office which corresponds to that of the British premier. Michael Kalinin, a peasant, for more than two years has been president of the AllRussian Central Executive committee. His position is only about as politically powerful as that of the French president, and, whereas the French executive's position is mostly social, the Russian president is mediator, champion and political adviser of the pea-ant masses of Russia. Kalinin's office in Moscow is not ia the Kremlin, but in an ordinary office building in the heart of the city. It is the one place in Russia where no "papers” are demanded when one enters and no guards stand about the doors. Farce Comedy. “All the world's a stage.” “Those knockabout van comedians act like it when you're moving.” Some have a hard time picking out a car to heaven because the lower berths al! seem to be taken.

Whose fault is it when your husband is cross at breakfast?

If you hit your thumb with a hammer you wouldn’t blame your thumb for hurting. Then why blame your husband whose nerves may have been pounded by coffee, and whose rest probably has been broken by the irritation of the caffeine it contains? If you stay awake half the night you don’t feel any too cheerful. The caffeine of coffee and the ti aof tea are known dr is. If their use is persisted in, sooner cr may give way. irsor nia, or disturbed normal and happy lit ng.

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New One, Anyhow. "Judge, you ought to let me off this time." "But you acknowledge you were going fifty miles an hour.” “It was this way, Judge. Pm an aviator and very absent minded. I thought I was in my air bus instead of a motor car. When I glanced at the speedometer and saw I was traveling only eight miles an hour t ! got panic stricken and stepped on tha gas to keep from going into a tall spin." Post-Mortem. “Ya-as.” drawled Two-Gun Steve, of Tombstone. Ariz. "My cousin Pete was a purty healthy sort o’ feller, but he died of overattention.” "My goodness ejaculated the tenderfoot. "I never heard of that complaint.” “Purty common round these diggin’s. Too many people noticed that he was stealin’ bosses." —American Legion Weekly. Nothing Thin About It. “I suppose your husband gave you a i thin excuse.” "No, he made a stout denial.” We should strive to love our nelgbI bors. We can get more out of them . that way.

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