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WATCH THAT COLD! Colds and chills leave thousands with weak kidneys and aching backs. The kidneys have to do most of the work of fighting off a cold and they weaken —slow up. You feel dull and irritable and have headaches, dizziness, backache, and irregular kidney action. Give the kidneys quick help with Doan'a Kidney Pills! Doan's are used and recommended the world over for weak kbfrieys and bad backs. Ask your neighbor! An Illinois Case

Mrs. John Coons, 205 6. Rile SU, Bushnell, 111., says: “I had a sharp pain through my kidneys. I also had Vheadaches and was wvery nervous and dizzy spells would come y over me. The action Z of my kidneys was irS regular, too. I used r Doan’s Kidney Pills 'I and they took away h the pain In my back, ■ strength ened my 1 nerves and regulated j] my kidneys; In fact.

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1 GRANDFATHER’S STORV From $143 to a Competence in Three Years. F. J. Chamberlain tells a story of his efforts before moving to Canada in 1016 to make a living. It was hard work. He had so many “ups and downs" that he became dispirited before he ’earned of the success of former neighbors of his who were doing well up In Canada. He sold his holdings for a song, and had a sale of what effects he had. When he straightened up with his storekeeper and paid a few debts he found that he had $143 In cash, a good constitution, a wife and five children. He had saved some few things from the sale. These ho put Into a car with the effects of h couple of others, who like him were going to Canada. He went into the Gem Colony in Alberta In 1916, bought a piece of land and commenced operations. The money he placed In the bank, and started one of his boys out to earn enough money to supply the table. The older boy used his wages to break up the sod on the 160 acres. But let Mr. Chamberlain tell the rest of the story, which he has signed over his own signature. He says: “I rented 70 acres and hired it put into wheat, thrashed 23 wagonloads for my share We lived in the granary two years. “The first of December, 1918, I laid the concrete foundation for a twentyfive hundred dollar house and coin pleted It the last of January. I have nine head of horses and mules, five head of cattle, fifteen pieces of machinery. seven outbuildings paid for anti half Interest In a thrashing machine. This Is an old grandfather’s story, ns my son-in-law came with four children from Idaho last March and bought 320 acres C. P. R. Irrigated land and we helped him develop 200 acres of It. They can’t say nround here, ‘everybody works but father.’ ” Increased His Wealth Six Hundred Fold. There are more stories of success In Western Cnnadn. There's thnt of Allan Nicholson of ITazelbridge. Manitoba. In speaking of It he says: “I shall never regret coming to Manitoba. I came here seventeen years ago. I think It was In the spring of 1903. My old home was at Le Mars, Plymouth county, Washington township lowa, where I had been farming for a good many years. I had a farm of 248 acres, of which T owned 80 acres and rented 160. When I left in 1903 I sold my equity In the farm for $75.00 per acre. The nearest station to my place was Dalton, and my old neighbors there will remember me very well. “When I came to Canada I rented three-quarters of a section nt South Plympton, near Springfield. Manitoba After a year or two’s experience nt renting I bought my present fnnn ol 320 ncres, nnd nin now engnged fr mixed forming. I have always ha<! good crops since T came here, and some of them have been bumpei crops. “If I went back to the United Stnte' today I could take back $5.00 or S6.(M to every SI.OO that I brought intr the country. My Innd today is worth from $75.00 to $85.00 nn ncre. nnd ir. addition to my grain growing I hnvi made n specialty of high-grnde Per cheron horses, purebred Shorthorr cattle nnd purebred Berkshire hogs. 1 hnve hnd uniform good luck in con nectlon with my stock, nnd today ] would not sell my farm for a cent less than $30,000. « “The older settlers of Le Mars. Town will remember me very well. I wa* greatly impressed with the country when I made my first visit here ir 1903, and that Impression has beer here. “The climate agrees with us all. Before I enme here my doctor's bill? were something awful. I had nr sooner got one paid than I was due for another one. Since we hnve beer In Manitoba $50.00 would pay nil our doctor’s bills for the last seventeen years. “I think T am doing my old friends a kindness in letting them know how well I have done since I came here This is certainly a country of opportunities. I hnve had no more good luck than falls to the fortune of any ordinary person, nnd I nm satisfied I could never have done ns well hnd I re mnined in the old home. I shnll bi plensed nt any time to give Informa tlon to old friends who enre to write me about my experiences in thlf country.” C. J. Broughton, Room 412, 112 W Adams St., Chicago, 111., nnd M V. Maelnnes, 176 Jefferson Ave., De ‘ trolt, Mich., Canadian government | agents, can give Information concerning j all districts in Western Canada.—Advertisement. OBEYED VOICE OF COMMAND Safe to Say That Adolphus’ Schoolmates Will Not Let Him Forget That Episode. Dr. A. F. Hughes, president of Evansville college, and Lucy Jenkins Franklin, dean, who spoke recently at Henderson, Ky., before a large audience of high school boys, tell an amusing story of their experiences. Mrs. Franklin was giving a reading, In which a mother was talking to her young son. Pointing her finger pointblank at the first row, she exclaimed: “Adolphus come to your mother.” As though paralyzed by fear, a young man of high-school age, in the first row, arose from his seat to obey the command. It was five minutes before the house was quiet. The boy’s name was Adolphus, and evidently one who was used to doing what he was told. As Doctor Hughes and Mrs. Franklin left they heard the young man's schoolmates addressing the youth: “Adolphus, come to your mother.”—lndianapolis News. In Confidence. The ancient Greeks dedicated the rose to Harpocrates, the God of Silence, and garlands of roses were taking place in token that words which were spoken “sub rosa” —under the rose —were secret and not to he repeated outside. Hence our use ot the term to denote some' 1 ’ ; told in confidence.

LIFT OFF CORNS! Apply few drops then lift sore, touchy corns off with fingers—- No pain! ra £ i Doesn't hurt a bit I Drop a little Freezone on an aching corn, Instantly that corn stops hurting, then you lift it right out Yes, magic! A tiny bottle of Freezone costs but a few cents at any drug store, but la sufficient to remove every hard corn, soft corn, or corn between the toes, and the calluses, without soreness or Irritation. Freezone Is the sensational discovery of a Cincinnati genius. It la wonderful. —Adv. Playing for Safety. Jim—You spend too much money on that girl. Remember girls frequently help a chap blow in his coin and then marry the fellow that saves up. Ed—l know. That’s the reason I’m spending mine. BOSCHEE’S SYRUP. A cold is probably the’ most common of all disorders and when neglected is apt to be most dangerous. Statistics show that more than three times as many people died from Influenza last year, as were killed in the greatest war the world has ever known. For the last fifty-three years Boschee’s Syrup has been used for coughs, bronchitis, colds, throat irritation and especially lung troubles. It gives the patient a good night’s rest, free from coughing, with easy expectoration In the morning. Made In America and used In the homes of thousands of families all over the civilized world. Sold everywhere.—Adv, No Lightsome Exercise. “I am told you are playing politics.” “I don’t like thnt word ‘playing’,” protested Senator Sorghom. “You might as well use the word ‘dancing’ to describe the way a man gets over the field when an irascible bull is after him.” NEW DRESS FOR OLD WITH DIAMOND DYES Women Can Put Bright, Rich Color In Shabby, Faded Garments. Don’t worry about perfect results. Use “Diamond Dyes," guaranteed tn give a new. rich, fadeless color to any fabric, whether it be wool. silk, linen, cotton or mixed goods,—dresses, blouses, stockings, skirts, children’s coats, feathers—everything! Direction Book In package tells how to diamond dye over any color. To match any material, have dealer show you “Diamond Dye” Color Card. —Adv. Nothing to Lose. Pat (after losing an empty pocketbook) —“There, begob, I ain't got nothin' an’ be jiggered if I don’t lose that.” How’s This? We offer >IOO.OO for any case of catarrh that cannot be cured by HALL'S CATARRH MEDICINE HALL'S CATARRH MEDICINE Is taken Internally and acts through the Blood on the Mucous Surfaces of the System. Sold by druggists for over forty year®. Price 75c. Testimonials free. F. J. Cheney & Co., Toledo, Ohio. Explained. “Why do they want to try a play on the dog?” “To see if it will be a howling success.” DRUGS EXCITE YOUR KIDNEYS, USE SALTS If Your Back Hurts or Bladder Bothers, Drink Lots of Water. When your kidneys hurt and your back feels sore, don't get scared and proceed to load your stomach with a lot of drugs that excite the kidneys and Irritate the entire urinary tract. Keep your kidneys clean like you keep your bowels clean, by flushing them with a mild, harmless salts which removes the body’s urinous waste and stimulates them to their normal activity. The function of the kidneys is to filter the blood. In 24 hours they strain from it 500 grains of acid and waste, so we can readily understand the vital Importance of keeping the kidneys active. Drink lots of water —you can’t drink too much; also get from any pharmacist about four ounces of Jad Salts; take a tablespoonful in a glass of water before breakfast each morning for a few days and your kidneys will act fine. This famous salts is made from the acid of grapes and lemon Juice, combined with iithia, and has been used for generations to clean and stimulate clogged kidneys; also to neutralize the acids in urine so it no longer is a source of irritation, thus ending bladder weakness. Jad Salts is Inexpensive; cannot Injure; makes a delightful effervescent llthia-water drink which everyone should take now and then to keep their kidneys clean and active. Try this, also keep up the water drinking, and no doubt you will wonder what Jwamp of your kidney trouble and backache. —Adv. If you would win the undying gratitude of a homely woman cull her handsome. To run out of the path of duty is to run into the way of danger.

FREE sss Millions $S$ MADE IN OIL Millions of dollars are being made in Louisiana and Texas ou fields by men who, only * few months ago, were penniless. They are doing it by studying the fields, watching the trend of operations and then using their own judgment. , The man, not on the spot, can do this by the use of good maps. We recently published a large number of maps of the Louisiana oil fields. They have been corrected to February 24, 1920. A few of them are left. As long as they last, they will be mailed absolutely free. Write name and address plainly. Only one to a person. PETROLEUM MAP CO., O.A.A. 515 Market Street, Shreveport, La. CHILDREN WHO ARE SICKLY f Mothers who value the health of their children should never be ^.without MOTHER GRAY'S SWEET POWDERS FOR CHILDREN, for use when needed. They tend to Break up Colds, Relieve V Feverishness, Worms, Constipation, Headtradb mask ache, Teething disorders Don’t accept BQ d Stomach Troubles, any Substitute. Used by Mothers for over 30 years. Sold by Druggists everywhere. Trial package FREE. Address THE MOTHER GRAY CO., LE ROY. N. Y. SUCCESS IN OIL! I picked BUI Rowe, who opened up ths greatest high grade oil field in the world, tc drill for me. He wae broke three years ago. Today he is worth millions. Am I a plckerT Is het He telle me other great oil pools are to be opened up. I don’t pick often, but when I do look out. Send for free story of how Bill Rowe did It. Address Manning, No. 1 West 34th Street, New York City. e. In the Wrong Pew. The minister hurried down the aisle and grasped the stranger's hand. ‘l’m glad to see you with us tonight," he said. “I can see that you are laboring under some deep sorrow, some great disappointment." “You’re right I came 1n her thinking this was a cinema, and having got In I didn't have the nerve to get up and walk out.”—London Answers. FOR EVERYBODY A prominent physicinn writes In e recent article that there is perhaps not one man who would not need a thorough cleaning of his intestine? from tihie to time, even if his stool seems to be regular. That is wbj Triner’s American Elixir of Blttei Wine Is a remedy for everybody. U cleans Intestines perfectly. Its spe clal virtue consists In its overcomlnf constipation without purging and there fore without weakening. Another rem edy which you should hnve now at home Is Triner’s Cough Sedative. H you come to the theater or a concert you find at once that coughs and cold? are now in season. That eternal cough Ing spoils your enjoyment. If all suet disturbers knew of Triner’s Cougt Sedative, they would not tormen; themselves nnd molest the rest of th< audience. Your druggist and every dealer In medicines keeps Trlner'i remedies in stock. Joseph Trlner Com pany, 1333-43 S. Ashland Ave., Chicago 111—Adv. A Mind Reader. Myrtle (during the argument)—But my dear Lily, I haven’t said a word. Lily—Never mind. I know what you're thinking, and there's no use saying you weren’t, for I wouldn’t believe you if you did.—London Answers. Cuticura Soap for the Complexion. Nothing better than Cuticura Soaj daily and Ointment now and then at needed to make the complexion clear scalp clean and hands soft and white Add to this the fascinating, fragrant Cuticura Talcum and you have the Cuticura Toilet Trio. —Adv. Entitled to Clemency. "Your honor, I admit I was exceeding the speed limit, but I had an appointment with my husband, and I didn’t want to keep him waiting.” “Madam, the case is dismissed.”— Judge. OUCH! MY BACK! RUB LUMBAGO PAIN AWAY Rub Backache Away With Small Trial Buttle of Old “St. Jacobs Oil.” When your back Is sore and lame or lumbago, sciatica or rheumatism has you stiffened up, don*t;Suffer! Get a small trial bottle of old, honest “St. Jacobs Oil” at any drug store, pour a little in your hand and rub it right on your aching back, and by the time you count fifty, the soreness and lameness is gone. Don't stay crippled! This soothing, penetrating oil needs to be used only once. It takes the pain right out and ends the misery. It is magical, yet absolutely harmless and doesn't burn the skin. Nothing else stops lumbago, sciatica, backache or rheumatism so promptly. It never disappoints!—Adv. Firms and Families. A firm is like a faintly—it is bound together by mutual interests. Just as families quarrel and ruin their homes, so the members of a firm may quarrel and ruin their wages and profits. But a normal family does not quarrel. It develops a family feeling, and all combine to protect each other. & Night Rp Morning IxeepYbur Eyes Cloan — door* «—* Healthy For Care Book Murine Chicago. U-iA

IMPROVED UNIFOBM INTERNATIONAL siwrsoiooi Lesson (By REV. p. B. FITZWATER, D. D., Teacher of English Bible in the Moody Bible Institute of Chicago.) (Copyright, 1920, Western Newspaper Union) LESSON FOR MARCH 14 THE UNVEILING OF JESUS CHRIST TO JOHN ON THE ISLE OF PATMOS. LESSON TEXT—Rev. 1. GOLDEN TEXT—Jesus Christ the same yesterday, and today, and forever.—Heb. 13:8. ADDITIONAL MATERIAL—John 21:25; Rev. 2:1-3; 22. PRIMARY TOPlC—Jesus Appears to John on a Lonely Island. JUNIOR TOPIC—What John Saw and Heard on Patmos. INTERMEDIATE AND SENIOR TOPIC A Vision of the Glorified Christ. YOUNG PEOPLE AND ADULT TOPIC —The Glorified Christ the Center of the Book. The next two lessons are from the Revelation, the book which contains Christ’s last message to man. The author Is John the Apostle, the son of Zebedee. The book was written from Patmos, a small rocky Island in the Aegean sea, about 96 A. D. I. The Introduction (vv. 1-3). 1. The title of the book (v. 1) — “Tlie Revelation (Unveiling) of Jesus Christ.” This does not mean the making known to Jesus Christ some secret, but the unveiling of his person. The revelation of Jesus Christ, then, refers to his personal appearing in glory to judge the world and establish his kingdom. The word Apocalypse, translated Revelation, signifies, according to New Testament usage, the unveiling of a person (II Thess. 1 :(V 10; I Peter 1:7). The theme of the book Is Christ’s second coming, his personal, visible appearance in glory (vv. 1.7, 10). 2. To whom made known (vv. 1,2). To his servant, John, to show unto Jesus’ servants things which must shortly come to pass. It Is peculiarly a servants’ book. John bore record of the Word of God and of the testimony of Jesus Christ and all things he saw. 3. Benediction for those who read, hear, and keep the sayings of the book (v. 3). 11. The Salutation (vv. 4-8). Grace nnd Peace. 1. To whom (v. 4). The seven churches in Asia. Those were historical churches then existing in Asia Minor. 2. From whom (v. 4). (1) From him which was. Is, and is to come; (2) from the M-ven spirits which are before the throne (v. 4). By the seven spirits is meant the Holy Spirit in his sevenfold plenitude. His sevenfold office Is set forth In Isa. 11:2; also In the Gospel of John (John 16:8; 3:6; 4:11; 7:37, 38: 14:16, 26; 16:12). I (3) From Jesus Christ (vv. 5,7). 111. The Vision of Glory (vv. 9-18). 1. The sevenfold lamp-stands (v. 12). These lamp-stands, or candlesticks, are the seven churches (v. 20). The churches are presented under this figure because they are the light-holders In this time of the world’s darkness. 2. The Son of Man in the midst of the lamp stands (vv. 13-18). The vision shows us Christ in the midst of the churches, indicating that she church only gives forth light when Christ is made the central figure. (1) Clothed with a garment down to the foot (v. 13). This is a robe of royalty as well as of rhe priest (see Isa. 22:21), and signifies Ids right to Judge and to rule, as well as to offer sacrifice. (2) Head and hair white as wool (v. 14: cf. Dan. 7:19. 20). This has a twofold significance, purity and eternity. (3) Eyes a flame of fire (v. 14). This suggests his Infallible knowledge; he is able to see through and through, even detecting hidden thoughts. (4) Feet like burnished brass (v. 15), indicating that as Judge and King he comes with irresistible power. (5) His voice as the sound of many waters (v. 15). This suggests that all excuses of man will be swept aside by his resistless Word. (6) Seven stars in his right hand (v. 16). According to verse 20, stars means the angels or messengers of the churches to comfort John in his lonely exile. The stars are in his right hand, indicating the high honor given to the minister; he lies in the right hand of Jesus Christ, hears his message and then speaks it out. (7) Out of his mouth went a sharp two-edged sword (v. 16). Observe that this is not a hand sword, but a mouth sword—“ The word that I have spoken, the same shall judge him” (John 12:48); “The word of God is sharper than a two-edged sword" (Heb. 4:12). The sword has two edges, condemning the evil and approving the good. (8) His countenance was as the sun shineth in his strength (v. 16). The effect of sunshine is healthful and joyous to some things, while it is death nnd hardening to others. The Gospel message converts some and hardens others. IV. The Command to Write and the Interpretation of the Vision (vv. 19. 20). In this command are indicated the divisions of the book. 1. Tlie things which thou hast seen (chap. 1). 2. The things which are (chaps. 2, B). 3. The things which shtll be hereafter, or after these things (chaps. 4-22). The lamp-stands are the churches nnd the stars are the angels of the churches. Work for Every Day. Every day in this world has Its work, and every day as it rises out of I eternity keeps putting to each of us the question afresh—“ What will you Uo before today has sunk into eternity and nothingness again?"—Rev. F. W. Robertson. Gaining Heaven. Heaven is not won by success, bul >y effort.

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Evicted. Mrs. Morlngcall—Where is your magnificent big dog? You don’t mean to tell me you’ve sold him? Mrs. Nickelpinch—Yes, we sold him. It seemed a shame for a dog to occupy that commodious doghouse this winter when so many people will be homeless, so we disposed of him and rented his house to an artist. SUFFERED TEN YEARS FROM INDIGESTION Trouble Gone, Appetite Strong, and Eats Anything Without Distress. 'T had a case of catarrh and Indigestion, ot ten years’ standing. I had been treated by the best medical men In Michigan. When I commenced taking Milks Emulsion, I was In bed. I Improved so fast that I kept the neighbors wondering. I am now up and working every day. My cough Is gone. My appetite is great, and I can eat anything without hurting me." •— H. D. Lovelee. Rockford, Mich. Indigestion Is seldom cured by “helping” the stomach digest food. Digestives, like physic pills, usually make slaves of the stomach and bowels. Milks Emulsion Is a pleasant, nutritive food and a corrective medicine. It restores healthy, natural bowel action, doing away with all need of pills and physics. It promotes appetite and quickly puts the digestive organs In shape to assimilate food. As a builder of flesh and strength. Milks Emulsion is strongly recommended to those whom sickness has weakened, and 1s a powerful aid In resisting and repairing the effects of wasting diseases. Chronic stomach trouble and constipation are promptly relieved—usually in one day. It produces remarkable results In colds, coughs and bronchial asthma. This Is the only solid emulsion made, and so palatable that It Is eaten with a spoon like Ice cream. Truly wonderful for weak, sickly children. No matter how severe your case, you are urged to try Milks Emulsion under this guarantee—Take six bottles home with you, use It according to directions and if not satisfied -with the results, your money will be promptly refunded. Price 60c and $1.20 per bottle. The Milks Emulsion Co., Terre Haute. Ind. Sold by druggists everywhere.—Adv. Its Class. “The English oaronet who Is visit- ' tng here has a horse which is a dream.” “I see. A regular knight mare." STOP CATARRH! OPEN NOSTRILS AND HEAD Say® Cream Applied In Nostril® Relieves Head-Colds at Once. If your nostrils are clogged and your head Is stuffed and you can’t breathe freely because of a cold or catarrh. Just get a small bottle of Ely’s Cream Balm at any drug store. Apply a little of this fragrant, antiseptic cream into your nostrils and let it penetrate through every air passage of your head, soothing and healing the inflamed, swollen mucous membrane and you get instant relief. Ah! How good It feels. Your nostrils are open, your head is clear, no more hawking, snuffling, blowing; no more headache, dryness or struggling for breath. Fly's Cream Balm is just what sufferers from head colds and catarrh need. It’s a delight.—Adv. His Achievement. “The kaiser started out to remake the map of the world.” “Well, he did put Amerongen on the map.” Coated tongue, vertigo and constipation are relieved by Garfield Tea. —Adv. Described. “Pa, what is a skeptic?” “Anybody who doesn’t believe the way you think he ought to.” CALOMEL! I It’s Mercury! Quicksilver! Shocks the (I () Liver —Danger! You’re bilious, but take “Cascarets”! You have a throbbing sensation in your head, a bad taste In your mouth, your eyes burn, your skin is yellow, with dark rings under your eyes; your lips are parched, your bowels are constipated. No wonder you feel foggy, mean and ill-tempered. You need Cascarets tonight. Don't continue being a bilious nuisance to yourself and those who love you, and don't resort to harsh physics that irritate and injure. Remember that most disorders of the stomach, liver and bowels are ended by morning with gentle, harmless Cascarets —they work while you sleep, never gripe, shock, sicken or inconvenience you. They’re grand I Adv. Oh, yes, pitiless publicity is for everybody except the people you like very much. ThAre Is nothing that makes a bigger hole in a busy day than a bore.

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