Walkerton Independent, Volume 34, Number 32, Walkerton, St. Joseph County, 22 January 1909 — Page 4

iijc jndcpenDcnt. PUBLISHED EVERY FRIDAY INDEPENDENT BLOCK, WALKERTON, INDIANA. W \ Emdmi, Editor and Publisher. ADVANCE. TBLBPHONB NO. 25. FRIDAY, JANUARY 22, 1909. Publisher’s Notice. Notices of marriages, births ami deaths .inserted free. Notices for church K or .society entertainments, etc., where,, the object .is to raise money, one-half the regular rate. Resolutions of respect, obituaries and local reading advertisements, Scents per line. Cards of Thanks, 60 cents. The county local option law is one Liiac can’t be monkeyed with very mucu. As Governor Haniy says, “it’s a live wire.” A movement ih on tout to hold an election in Maxahall county under the county option law. I'he work o! WBttlating the petitions will begin next Monday. A bill has been introduced in the legislature to repeal the county option law now in force in this state. There is some chance, however, that it will not be repealed. A Niles, Mich., man, Geo. D. Benson, has invented a coal-saving device. It is eaid to be marvelous, and the prediction is made that it will effect a revolution throughout the industrial world. Pure Food Inspector F. W. Tucker, of Peru, who has been operating in the north part of the state for several months, has issued a warning to the effect that he will arrest all persons he detects in the act of expectorating in store rooms. Truant officers of Indiana have reason to quake, for there is one Senator in the Indiana Legislature that is after their jobs. Senator Benz, of English, is the man. He would abolish the office and would make township trustees the “hookey officers” of the State. Senator Benz has prepared a bill abolishing the office. Holds Option Law Constitutional. Holding that as the Moore bill in Indiana was constitutiional, the Cox local option law, built along the same lines excepting that in the latter voting is substituted for the remonstrance and the county is substituted for township and ward, must also be constructional, JudgeS. E. Cook, of the Huntington circuit court declined to grant an injunction against a county option election in Huntington county. The election has been ordered by the commissioners for February 2. The court also held that in Indiana the people have a right to rule by ballot. The option law gives them this privilege of voting and ruling, Judge Cook said. The court therefore declined to grant an injunction, and preparations are now in full blast for the election in February, with the county thoroughly organized on both sides. VIEWS OF THE PRESS. Peanut policies have been substituted for peanut politics down in Tennessee. Night riders have “declared war” on any farmer who sold peanuts for lees than JI a bushel. The boy and his best girl will be happy to learn, however, that the attempt of the night riders to force up the price of peanuts is considered a failure. —Nappanee News. The gambling habit is a dangerous one. There is a good deal of the gambling spirit in human nature. Men are enamored by the game of chance and become excited when they win. This habit is often contracted in innocent games, in parlors and social clubs. But the habit grows until it becomes a mania. While men play the game of chance more than women yet the gentler sex are not exempt from its allurements. A case is just reported of a Chicago wife who sold the family furniture in order to get poker money. She next landed in the divorce court. —Fort Wayne Sentinel. Parents do wrong in keeping their children hanging around home, sheltered and enervated by parental indulgence. The eagle does better. It stirs up its nest when the young eagles are able to fly. They are compelled to shift for themselves, for the old eagle literally turns them out, and at the same time tears down all the feathers from the nest. ’Tie this rough and rude ex perience that rn^res the king of birds so fearless in hie flight and so expert in the pursuit of prey. It is a misfortune to be born with a silver spoon in your mouth, for you will have it to carry and plague you all your days, Riches often hang like a dead weight. Yea, like a mill-stone about the neck of ambitious young men.—Knox Republican. For Sale, Some choice quarters of farm land along the Little Muddy Valley north of Williston, N. D., where the Grand Trunk is buying up the right of way for a new railroad. Prices ranging from $1,200 to $4,000 per quarter section fine neighborhood, mostly people from Indiana and especially from Walkerton. Rural route, telephone connection, some fine land under the government irrigation system in 40 and 80 acre tracts where whea averages 40 bushels, oats 100 bushels, and potatoes 500 bushels to the acre. The railroad will be built up this valley the coming summer and land will advance $lO an acre 1 at least when completed. Now is the , time to make your investments before ; the advance. Can sell on very easy i terms, Wrfte to us for descriptions and particulars about this land. Williston Reality Co., Williston, N. D. t Meals at all hours at Smith’s restaur- ' ant. If

BITS OF aCTENCm. A four-foot coal seam yields 6,000 tons per acre. Vinegar will successfully clean a dirty, powder-caked gun barrel. American turbine engines will be used ■ on two of Japan’s new battleships. To make carbon Ink dissolve genuine India Ink In common black writing fluid. The human eye can discern an object as small as 1-625 of an inch in diameter. A white tiger, the first ever known, recently was killed by some hunters In Assam. A pound of cork is sufficiently buoyant to support an average sized man Ln ■ water. A new motor boat Is propelled by an aerial screw. Under favorable conditions high speed is attained. A new’ German explosive, the Invention of a man named Gehre, Is said to be the most powerful yet devised. 1 A patent has been granted a Chicago man on an electric piano that produces ‘ music from bells instead of wires. The city of Warsaw, Russia, shares ( In the profits of its first electric street # car line, recently put into operation. The omiutry’s production of abrasive materials in 1907 was valued at uW 757, an increase over 1906 of $207,344. Spirits of nitre will remove Ink stains from hard woods, which should be washed with clean water after it is used. A French invention, consisting of bulb thermometers, predicts at sundown whether there will be frost during the night A billiard table brought out in England contains a screw jack at each end, bearing casters, so that it may be raised and moved about a room readily. There is an artesian well at Weleka, Fla., from which both sulphur-charged and salt water are obtained, the first from a depth of 160 feet the latter from 309 feet down. An inner tublug in the well keeps the two waters separate. ALL OVER THE WORLD. There are more than 1,500 theaters in Europe. Beethoven’s one opera, “Fidelio,” was first produced in 1805. A message crosses the Atlantic by cable in about three seconds. In Tasmania no person less than 13 years may smoke in public. Nearly 44 per cent of the doctors of Austria die of heart disease. At an altitude of 2,000 feet the Al>ine air is free from microbes. In the seventeenth century absence from church was a punishable offense in England. The largest park in Europe is the Prater, in Vienna, measuring eighty square miles. On the London streets there are 5.329 hansoms, 8,768 four-wheeled cabs, 2,281 horsed omnibuses and 1,046 motor omnibuses. Owing to the growing demand for pure essence of roses, many French vineyards are likely to be turned into rose gardens. A servant cannot compel his or her employer to give a character, but if one is supplied it must contain only what the employer believes to be the truth. SPLINTERS. Often lost in the shuffle—'the jackpot. Peanuts are not always what they are •racked up to be. Some of the dwellings you look at ire homes and some are only houses. The goldfish cannot be blamed for not thinking that it is in much of a swim. The half is better than the whole If vou are the one who has to loosen up. When a woman goes to buy a pair of shoes she never puts on the right one first. Franklin—Smith had a blow-out at his house last night. Penn—Relatives and friends? Franklin —No; burglars and dynamite. Ardent Suitor—l will die if you do not let me marry your daughter. Sarcastic Papa—No, you won’t; they will feed you at the soup house. Adele—l wouldn’t marry the best man on earth. Estelle —Well, don’t you take any chances on the saying that marriages are made in heaven. Change of Heart. President Eliot of Harvard said ths other day that it was not true that the colleges were the hotbeds of Socialism in America. He said that Socialism could not come until man changed utterly—until he changed from a selfish to an unselfish being. President Eliot illustrated the present disposition of man with a brief story. “An ardent Socialist,” he said, “lived lin a country village. He did no work, he had no money. All his time seemed to be passed in the general store, [•reaching rabid Socialism and borrowing tobacco. Suddenly this man disappeared. Nothing was seen of him for ten years. Then, one day, he turned up again In his old haunts. “ ‘Well, Jabe,’ said the storekeeper, ‘you’re still a Socialist, I suppose?’ “ ‘Not on your life,’ Jabez answered warmly. ‘I got a cow now.’ ” Oh, Well, “He carved out his own fortune.”

“Nonense! He married it.” ‘‘Well, he had to cut out a lot of other fellows, didn’t he?” —Cleveland Leader. Marked For Death. “Three years ago I was marked for death. A grave yard cough was tearing my lunge to pieces. Doctors failed to help me, and hone had fled, when my hueband got Dr. King's New Discovery,” eaye Mrs. A. C. Williams, of Bac, Ky ' “The first dose helped me and improvement kept on until I had gained 58 pounds in weight and my health was fully restored.” This medicine holds the world’s healing record for coughs > and colds and lung and throat diseases. ( It prevents pneumonia. Sold under guarantee at Red Cross Drug Store, 50c and ?1.00. Trial bottle free. i

innrmrmTKrmjrinOT i NE ^L LETTERS I ° Items of Interest From Our Able 3 ]o Corps of Correspondents. 2 ISLAND. This is a delightful winter. C. S, Wisenbaugh has a new milk wagon. It’s a dandy of the LaPorte make. Wesley Smith of White county visited relatives on the Island this week. The roads are in tine shape for hauling and farmers are making good use of them getting off their last years hay , crop. Mr. and Mrs. H. A. Gould and family . and Mr. and Mrs. George Dare and » daughter Edna spent Sunday with Mr. and Mrs. A. Harley of Mount Vernon. • A farewell dance was held last Satur--1 day night at Mr. and Mrs. McMillan’s There was a good attendance anu every--1 body enjoyed tripping the light fantastic ; toe. pintle Hostetter is thinking some of * (b^nE^^^rujej^^^ei^no^^^in^essom iu a ^riqulture at Sunny Hill Side farm The Dare school teacher must have been napping last Monday and when he woke up dismissed school thinking it , was 4 o’clock. A closer examination proved it was only 3 o'clock, (blue Monday). Last Friday about twenty of Mrs. C. S. Wolfenbarger’s lady friends gave her a surprise by gathering in and spending the day sewing rags. At tbe noon hour a tine dinner was spread which all partook freely of. The invitation is extended to come again ladies. Dr. Edgar Heiny and Dr. R. W. Flemming, veterinary surgeons of Lebanon, Ind., who were sent here by the state veterinary of Indianapolis to inspect the milk shippers' cowsuf Walkerton to see if they were diseased with tuberculosis, found them all right. They treated everybody right and are gentlemen in every respect. They will be welcomed back shouid their work have to be done another year. MOUNT VERNON. Miss Florence Creagor of the Island visited Saturday and Sunday with Mise Nellie Stover. J. L. Hargrave called on Mr. and Mrs E. L. Hargrave of Barber last Wednesday. Mr. and Mrs. Herman Goppert and family spent last Sunday at the home of Mr. and Mrs. Bernard Goppert near Cole’s school house. Mise Florence McAllister visited Tuesday and Wednesday of this week, and Rolland Steele of North Liberty, on Wednesday of last week, with Mr and Mrs. 11. F. Goppert. BARBER. Listen for the wedding bells. D. Neville of West Virginia is visiting hie sister, Mrs Alva Barber. Mr. Engle of Nappanee returned home Monday after a few days’ visit with his daughter, Mrs. William Stevenson. Kerby Cochran of Wyandott, Ohio, has been visiting his brother, J. L. Cochran. William Morris has now completed the Charles Rupel ditch. George Sprague and family attended the Polk township Sunday school convention which was held at Tyner Monday afternooon and evening. J. L. Cochran lost a valuable colt which he bought recently. One night last week a large number of the fun-loving men of this neighborhood met at the home of B. C. Gardner and gave Mr. and Mrs. Carl Wolff an old fashoned belling. Mr. Wolff treated the crowd to cigars and candy. The teachers of this vicinity attended the teachers joint institute which was held at Tyner Saturday. Mr. and Mrs. Jesse Rensberger have sold their farm. Miss. Allie Stump visited the Tyner high school Taeeday. Anna and Inez Sprague attended the teachers institute at Tyner Saturday. TYNER. A Sunday school convention was held at the U. B church last Monday afternoon and evening. Was well attended by an interested crowd. Mrs. Humes and Miss Julia Yockey both of Plymouth deliverd a very interesting epeach. Rev. Yeager of the same place was also present. Mr. Burnes of Indianapolis spoke both afternoon and evening. Mies Audra Pence is spending the winter at home. Mrs. Frank Bennett is on the sick list the past two weeks. Grandma Strang is making her home at present with her son, E. Strang. Rev. Pence is holding revival services at Grovertown the past two weeks, Curtis Ramsby and wife of Barber

attended the Sunday school convention here last Monday. Lorie Chase is taking an agricultural course at Lafayette. Mrs. Nathan Baker of Plymouth spent last Tuesday with her grandmother, Mrs. Good. Mr. and Mrs. Isaac Miller were pleas antly entertained last Sunday by Mr. and Mrs. Madison Stoops. Shoe Repairing. All kinds of shoe repairing neatly and promptly done by Samuel Blocksom, two doors south of the Independent. Bring in those old shoes and have them made as good as new.

BJCH BELL Chicago “Hops l ’ lias Only Three Rules for Gaining Success. Chicago has a "■bell-hop” capitalist in the person of Frank Lawler, who is connected with one of the leading hotels l of the Windy City. He has $20,000 Ln the bank and three fine flat buildings, and his fortune was founded on "tips." That he is a magnate of such caliber became known only a few days ago, when he scheduled $30,000, worth of property to Indorse a friend’s bond. 1 Lawler has three rules of conduct to which he attributes his success. These are: j Be on the job; Make friends., I Save money. “I have saved my money and made ’ good Investments,” said the wealthy bellboy. “My original capital was de- , rived from tips of guests. I have made । it a point to attend to my own business and to avoid things that did not concern me. Any one In America can become rich by the exercise of a little ' thrift , “I have remej ibered the wants of the ■ guests In the hl tels where 1 work, and 3 the guests, In turn, remembered me. That is the st iret of it all. I eave, f And with whajt I have saved I have made more. Vv original capital was ■ Quest's , derivea rrom .ie libera^ which allowed Ine to receive my monthly salary Intacd ’ “It a man vhl think of his mploy- ' era, those wh|ui his business causes 1 him to come in contact with and hlm--1 self, at all times, he will progress.” ’ Many employee in the first-class hotels double their weekly salary through , courteous attention to wants of the 3 guests. BASEBALL’S ADVANCE, s -- ‘ Rough and Tumble Game of 20 Yea»» Age So Longer Known. The evolution of baseball from the rough and tumble game of twenty years ago to the clean, sportsmanlike games ; of to-day is in no manner better emphasized than by the way In which the crowds of the present frown upon the slightest attempt of one player to jostle 1 another, or In any way Interfere In the consummation of a play. ’ Two decades ago, when an umpire ‘ was hurt, the players mocked nt his 1 moans and left him to mend his own injuries. Nowadays when an umpire Is hit by a foul tip, the men on both opposing teams gather about him and minister to his needs as considerately as if it were one of their own team mates. ’ Another custom —rampant on many ball parks a few years ago -of sneer Ing at the injuries of a visiting player . if now’ happily obsolete. In tbe old days when a visiting catcher tore off । his mask to chase a foul fly. it was the fashion of the man at bat to stamp on the protector and put It out of commission. The modern way is for the batsman I ’to [ilck up th» mask and cap and hand , them to the l^^nd dusty catcher when , he returns to fils post The fans who love to talk nLat the “good old days' of baseball f’irely overlook the fact that the gat' -s of to-day are tit and proper for women and children to see. ■ while many of the contests of twenty 1 years ago were not. It Is tbe exception 1 now, Instead of the rule, for an oath to ; be uttered on the ball field. Taken Down. Gustave Eberlein, the famous Ger 1 man sculptor, said the other day In i New York that in beauty of face and , ' figure the American women excelled all others—that the American tyj>e of beauty approached almost absolute perfection. “In intelligence as well,” the sculptor resumed, “the American woman excels. But now and then she has the defect of the Intelligent; she is over-positive, she Is over-confident. In that ease I like to see her taken down. I once met a beautiful and brilliant American woman on shipboard. She talked splendidly, but she wes very positive—positive indeed. “ ‘I am a good reader of faces,’ she said one day at luncheon. ‘On first sight of a person I form my opinion of that person's character. And 1 am never wrong. J am positively never wrong.’ “ ‘Mother,’ her little boy called shrilly from the other end of the long table, where he sat with his nurse. “ Well, w’hat is it, my son?’ said the mother indulgently. “And we all turned to hear what the little fellow had! to say. " ‘Mother,’ he piped, ‘I want to know what was your Opinion, mother, when you first saw m^’ ” The Wily Karl. Senator Kean/fit a dinner in Chicago, said of a politic*! maneuver: “I smell a -TAV in this contract It reminds me of f. contract made by a wily earl. Lord) Reginald Bareacres courted ardently tast year the daughter of a New Jersey jnilltonalre. At a seaBonable moment, in a dim conversatory, he laid his heart) at the young girl’s feet. She, however, 'being a rare type, spurned him. Rising to his feet, Lord Reginald said: “ ‘I have bared to you tbe most sacred feelings of my Inmost heart May I ask that you will never reveal to a living soul what has passed between us? “ ‘I am not a gvssip, Lord Reginald,’ the girl said haughtily. “ ‘But promise me,’ he continued. ‘Give me your solemn promise.’ “ I promise,’ she said. ‘But why, Lord Reginald, are you so persistent?’ ‘ ’Because,’ he answered, sighing with relief, ‘I purpose to-morrow to turn my attention to your older sister.’ ” Cheapest a La Carte. An English town boasts tbe possessession of a coal vender who knows some French. He is not sure of it, but his pride in it is prodigious. Lltt’e Gallic phrases keep slipping Into Us casual speech, and they light it with a quaint charm. As, for instance, when he was asked his prices for coal by a woman customer. “Well, madam,” he replied, "if you take It ‘a la carte’ It is 20 shillings the ton, but if you take it ' ‘cul-de-sac’ it’s a shilling extra for the 1. bags.” I

STOMACH DISTRESS. Anfl all Misery from Indigestion Vanishes Five Minutes Later Every family here ought to keep some Diapepein in the house, as any one of you may have an attack of Indigestion or Stomach trouble at any time, day or night. The harmless preparation will digest anything you eat and overcome a sour stomach five minutes afterwards. If your meals don’t tempt you, or what little you do eat seems to till you, or lays like a lump of lead in your stomach, or if you have heartburn, that is a sign of indigestion. Ask your Pharmacist for a 50-cent case of Pape’s Diapepsin and take one triangle after supper tonight. There will be no sour risings no belching of ' undigested food mixed with acid, no stomach gas or heartburn, fulness or heavy feeling in the stomach, Nausea, Debilitating Headaches, Dizziness or intestinal griping. This will all go, aud besides, thore will be no sour food left over in the stomach to poison your breath with nauseous odors. Pape’s Diapepsin is a certain cure for all stomach misery, because it will take hold of your food and digest it just the same ae if your stomach wasn’t there. Actual, prompt relief for all your stomach misery is at your Pharmacist’s waiting for you. Iheee large 50-cent cases contain more than sufficient to cure a case of Dyspepsia or indigestion. A Horrible Hold Up. “About ten years ago my brother was "held up" in his work, health and happiness by what was believed to be hope less Consumption,” writes W. R. Lipscomb, of Washington, N. C. “He took all kinds of remedies and treatment ■ from several doctors, but found no help till he used Dr. King's New Discovery and was wholly cured by six bottles He is a well man to day.” It’s quick to relieve and the surest cure for weak or sore lungs, Hemorrhages, Coughs and Colds, Bronchitis, LaGrippe, Asthma and all Bronchial affections. 50c and SI.OO. trial bottle free. Guaranteed by Red Cross Drug Store. Resolution of Respect We the members of Walkerton Lodge No. 263, Knights of Pythias, deeply de- | plore the death of our beloved brother, Maurice H. Fitzgerald; and hereby extend to the bereaved family and friends the assurance of our deepest sympathy in the sad arHiction they have sustained. H A. Ye \rick i W. J. Atwood Committee T. A. Fkatek ( ATCHISON GLOBE SIGHTS. It Is always a hard job to jar a man loose from his money. Almost every man is a better man than he is a husband. Was there ever a lecturer who did not come well recommended? Nearly every boy determines to whip his school teacher, when he grows up. Better keep out of trouble; all you? friends will do to help you is to say, “It’s too bad!” You can generaly go into a new store and tell whether It will succeed by the way things look. Your average is the best you can do. The truth Is regarded by most people as an Insult Some women can take a $lO bill, and buy clothes that look better than clothes other women pay SSO for. We have seen lots of school teachers, but have yet to see one who was not looking for another job. They talk of blushing brides. Theii faces are red, not from blushing, but from wiping on new towels. Marriage is a good deal like a circus : there is not as much in it as is represented in the advertising. When a man Is sick, you hear his women folks say a good deal about tha difficulty of keeping him In bed. After a man has been dead about three months, his wife begins to do something she has always longed to do. It will always be possible to make a living without work as long as persons can be found who believe in palmistry. What has become of the old-fash-ioned man who said: “It would require a Philadelphia lawyer to unravel that'.-" A boy never learns to sing until after , he has fallen in love. A boy who has never been smitten, thinks It "soft” to Bing. Our idea of a very mean man is one who finds fault with his wife’s hreekfast the morning after they are married. After a woman has been married three weeks, she doesn't like to have i her husband around tbe house in the ; daytime. There probaby never was a man who could keep the astonished look out of his face when his wife tells white lies to company. An Indian stream, the River Kistnan, 600 feet wide, has the longest span of telegraph wire in the world. Perhaps the most curious of polishing wheels is that made of corn husks for finishing shell or bone combs. When New York City gets its water from the Catskills, the longest ’low will be from a point 130 miles from the City I Halt Kodol for Dyspepsia, Indigestion weak stomach, sour stomach, gas on the stomach, etc , is a combination of the natural digestive juices found in a healthy stomach with necessary veg etable acids, and is the only thing known today that will completely digest all kinds of food under any condition. It is guaranteed to give prompt relief from any form of stomach trouble. Take Kodol and be convinced. It will cure your dyspepsia. Sold by Red Cross Drug Store.

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LITTLE ABOUT EVERYTHING. Sailors suffer most from rheumatism. A ciow dt-troys 7w,tw insects a I n ar. It takes five years to tan an eleI phant's hide. In French Switzerland the shepherd . Jiris wear men's clothes. The Indian Empire has the cheapest postal service in the world. The Transvaal produces 400,000 ounces of gold every mouth. Electric elevators are to be installed in New York's tallest structure. In I reiburg. Switzerland, the women w- ar stovepipe hats on fete days. Over -l.oni.in.) bottles of pi.kles tro eaten weekly in the Iniied States. "I ne . Pilgrim's Progress” lias been translated into 203 languages and dialects. Ln a man and woman of equal weight the woman s tongue is smaller than the ■ ‘wnfST.'*" 1 ■ — Peas are harvested in California just as wheat and other crops are farther East. In the course of a year ground worms will bring to the surface about .ui tons of soil to the acre. Many women are a Hi ■_ a< gondoliers hi Venice. The men object and are organizing unions against them. Every employe of the British postofiiee gets a wedding present from the government when he aojsßo oo eqi jo sjouoq aqg qr pjo Lu bo jou A'tau 'qouq sp{ pujqaq p-nuaoj Xnuinrucj st uimdto oqt su ,/uvtu p[o„ oqj jvqj ps jjod Supueu si oun q fuftvop apqj uoqai ‘OO4 ‘dn Hops sojvtu aqt puy •saodud s.drqs oq; joe Isn; 04 opts -Suo[B muon 04 ^jaodxo s[ maiyo Sat -pauoq sumjsuo oqi uoqai rqojssod SB a[ -4v ,u sb ssejp spud uxg.-.mmy ipnog j joqtuni jo s]mot oanaos 04 uojsog 01 ,/S -6OA ihuaq oqat uatu jsauood oqj uoe.r •pea jun -.loqtnßn B s l dl^ns* qonp'A ‘©pqoou b os[B 'poimop sj anijoo eqj dub ‘auv suq eq ji saoitsiqAi sjq Stqddoao prrg apiq sp> Stqqtuoo miq spag puui 04 qouojddv oq i jnq ‘oapjß stq uj q®tioa Xjoa eq yum utßgdßo eqj r.>s jy qjod Mane 4,p a? ®qi iwqw uj- m aq <> Xbub Apts nuuA puq aupoo Uc-qu u flu japjS ~p - .OC,. J SAUAtp: st awe; 'ueuiv^s noisou b sabs i ‘aoddtqs oqj eq Enm snoiunoodini Moq ion i&ssoa oqa [[Buis Moq aejjvm oy; « uo H(O»4bJ ®«Ul>

ATCHISON GLOBE SIGHTS. No . n- e er bus god iuck any length 1 of time. When a woman is indifferent to tha size <-f her feet, it is a sign of old ago. O. ;!<i< ’.div there are two right sides and two wrong sides to a question, Almost everyone who can't sing was at one time a member of a church choir. i A boy is not as affectionate with his mother as his sisters, for fear she will smell tobacco. If you are getting up a public entertainment. avoid speakers; people aro tired of speakers. A girl who has been engaged a number of years always looks like a woman who has been married. 1 Did anyone in the world ever meet anyone who talked the dialect found in some poetry and some books? Few men can pass a woman wearing a new dress without tnrofo? te l ^>k to see bow it tits in the back. We never go to a party that we do not wonder where all the men are coming from to marry the girls present. To save ■ o-.w-c’ o, a man should use b-' just as be uses his revolver— on'y in cases of absolute necessity. Send a boy upstairs after anything, and he will yell out before he reaches the top of the stairs, that he can't find it. Women imagine that old men sit and sigh for b'St I ves, but it Is nearer the I fi" . Hi it tb-y : ’sighing over wasted dollars. 3 he wv ng ‘■hat can happen to a poor man is to g t I: the way of assoc: :eg with men who have a good deal of money. 1 ' Is kind of a man we have never son and never expect to see—a ■' b an who thinks he can play a little, and s'ng a little. The p -or id- at a swell wedding get as mu i. ■ ; • cent in predicting that the bridal .-"rple 'won’t get along." as rh-w get in AH ag at the cut glass. We nave arrar god with The Weekly Inter Ocear a; d Earn er eo that our patr.n = r ti’c eg pap^r together with ur ’’mat the exceedingly low 1 H of ? for one year. . This is a rare opportunity and should be taken advantage of.