Vevay Times and Switzerland County Democrat, Volume 4, Number 24, Vevay, Switzerland County, 14 May 1840 — Page 4

VEYAY TIMES AND SWITZERLAND COUNTY DEMOCRAT.'

very disease which they are employed to cute. It is then by the use of purgatives, exclusively formed of vegetable compounds, which, pos*etsing within themselves no deleterious agencies, which decomposition, combination, or alteration can develope or bring into action ; and therefore capable of producing no effect save that which is deiired—that a safe remedy* it found. The LIFE PILLS aad FHENIX BITTERS have proved to be the most happy in their effects in cates of billions diseases, of any purely vegetable preparatio; ever offered to the public. If the stomach ts fool, they cleanse it by exciting it to throw off its contents; if not, they pass to the duodenum .without exciting vomiting or nausea in the stomach; stimulatiqg the neighboring vicera, as the liver and pancras,so as to produce a mare copious flow of their secretions into the intestines; stimulating tha exhalcot capillaries, terrainhthig in the inner coat, which an increased flow of the useless particles of the body, foreign matters, or retained secretions, are completely discharged. ,. . For. sate wholesale and retail by the proprietor, WILLIAM B. MOFFAT,315 Broadway—to N. Y. whom all letters relative to the Medicines or orders must be directed.

in the'pocket line that | was raly afeared her leetle hands would* bust through the silk,;or break her apron string*, she dug down «o. “Bridles! no!” sez she, ns spiteful as a meat axe jut ground, “but I’ll sehd out and git a halter for yon, with all my heart.” “Golly!” sez I, “bill you’re clear grit—smart as a steel trap.” t ' ' • Think sez I, Mr. Jonathan Slick, Esq., it’s about lime for you to haul in these ere horns of yotir’n. You aint no match for.a woman, anyhow; there never was a critter of thn feminine gender, that couldn’t talk a chap but of bis seven senses in less than no time* “Golly!” sez I, “but you’re clear grit—smart as a steel trap, aint you! but don’t git too mad; it’ll spile that handsome face of yoftr’n. 1 swan! but I should, thing you waseehamoat thirty thia minit if I hadn’t Been the difference before you begun to rile up.” Didn’t the puckers go out of her face when I said this! She was modified down in a mbit. I dont s’pose Utio ever had twenty year* took off from her good fifty so aljck afore in her hull life; but it ain't human natur to come too all to once— any (rate, it aint an old maid’s natur, when her baclf once gits up. So when 1 see her darned thin lips begin to pucker and twist into a sort of a smj1e, I let off a leetle more soft sodder, that wilted her down Jike a cabbage leaf in the sun; and then sez I, apimlng to the glass box: ! . _ . . “Come now, a’poiing we strike up a trade. I’ve took a sort ol asneakeo notion, to that are new fashioned aide saddle. So if you'll throwin the tackling, I’ll give you tea dollars for it; ccsh on the nail.”.

NEW ESTABLISHMENT. THE undersigned respectfully informs the citizens of Vevay.and the public generally, that ho has established a

MAZEPPA, A beautiful Blood Bay, Jive yrartald this tprinr,. . full tixleen and a half haadt higk t . °

Blacksmith Shop at the lower end of Market street, where he is prepared to do any work in the line,-in the best manner, and at reduced prices. Having engaged a good workman, he hopes to merit and receive a share of public patronage. BENJAMIN DETRAZ. ’ N. B. An apprentice to the above trade wanted immediately. t • Dec. 7, 1B39. ltf

WILL stand tho ensuing season fill P ub lic *J« excepted.) tt the followtng places, to wh; On Mondiysand gj* Tuesdays at Mount Sierling. JeflerM ■■IU soo township; on Wednesdays in i Thursdays, in the town of Kew-York; andon Fridays and Saturdays, in Vevay,

POETICAL.

The Cottage Door,

Pedigree of iUazcppa:

ST T, K. UERTET, XS4.

How sweet the rest that labor yields The humblp and the poor, Where tits the patriarch of the Gelds

M azefpi was sired by the fine horse You nr Poiomac; he by tho.noied horse old Potomac; and ImJjy Bemon-a Poiomac, (a bay, which for symmetry of parts, bone and muscular strength; was not inferior to any horse on earth,) be wu by the imported Diomed. 3Iszeppa*s dam,was by Badger, and his grand dam hy Old Whip of Ken. ' lucky. A more lengthy pedigree is deemed useless, as it is admitted that Mazeppa is a descendant, from s's good a stock.of horses as our country erer afforded; and it is believed, from his appearance and action, that he fully.retains the noble blood ofthta ancestors.' . '

NOTICE* rilHB individual Who by mistake took from the A store room of Mr, Frisby the 2d Volume of Horace’ Poetical works, would much oblige the owner by retd ruing it to this office immediately. April 11, 1840. . , •

Before his cottage door! 1 Tholark is singing iri the sky, The swallow iri the eaves, And love u beaming in each eye Beneath the summer leaves!

Suspension of Credit.

OCr-The Good Samaritan, explaining more fully Mr. Moffat’s theory of diseases, may be bad gratis at the office,375 Broadway. . . .

The air amid his fragrant bowers Supplies unpurchased health, And bents are bounding ’mid the dowers, Mure dear to him than wealth; ' Peace, like the blessed sunlight, plays " Around bis humble cot, And Happy nights nnd cheerful days Divide bis lowly lot! , • ■

THE subscriber would respect Cully giro no* lice to bis numerous that while ho Ceels grateful to them Cor their past firon, and while be still Ceels unbounded confidence ip the great majority of them, arid would. If] possible, be very , happy still to accommodatp them with goods'ou'j credit, yet he finds biipselfso much embarrassed by the.present difficulty in moneyaflaira, (bat he has reluctantly come to the conclusion (hat until there is an important change Cor the better, he must sell bis goods Cor ready pay only, and would inform those who wish goods for cash, he will sell them at'unusually low prices* t ! lie would earnestly request those indebted to him to make immediate payment, it| is upon such be mltsl rely for means tr meet bis enULYSSES P. SCHEXCK. Vevay, Mirch 14.1640. 15-|Gw .

*j1EVEIt AND AGUE POSITIVELY CURED — Feycr and Ague is, a most obstinate disease, and in warm and humid climates, frequently resists every ordinary' mode of cure, to as to become very distressing to the patient; aud by the extreme debility which the disease induces, it often gives rise to other chi onic complaints. Marsh miasmata, 01 the effluvia arising from stagnant water, is the most frequeu Inciting cause of this disease; and.one of its grca< peculiar! lies is its susceptibility of a renewal from very slight causes, such d* from the prevalence of an easterly .wind —even without the lepetidoo of the original exciting cause. In this. Fever and Ague differs trou most other fevers; as it is well known, that alter an ordinary fever has once-occurred, and been removed, the person affected is not to liable to a fiesb attack as one who v was not so affected. These circumstances render it extremely difficult to effect a permanent cure of Fever and Ague, though to re/iere the palicut fqr the time being is a very easy task. Moffat’s Li Ft Pills and Piiesii Brsrcaa have been thoroughly tested, uml proved to be a rosmvs and radical cukt oiFcver aud Ague, Hundreds of his fellow-citizens in the tyest, have voluntarily come forward to assure Mr, MOFFAT that the LIFE MEDICINES uni the only medicines that will thoiouciiLv effect u removal of this most tedious and disagreeable disease. I , Others who have emigrated to that rich and promiing portion of our country—men who went oiitmllofhupc, and confident of winning a competence from the luxuriance of the soil; or who carried to the out posts of our settlements the mercantile or mechanical experience won in the crowded cities mid towns of (be older states, jivve cither returned with shattered constitutions uud JUepressed spirits, or they remain in their new homes/draggiug out a weary tile; at lust to sink, under'soum disease to which they are predisposed by that tc/ror of tbe West,' the FEVER AND AGUE. . ThcjI hopes are blasted—their business energies dfstroyciV-their El Dorado becomes a desen, and tbe word of promise, made to the ear, is broken to the hope. To these individual*, Mr. Moffat would say—"Try the LIFE MEDICINES, aod you will jet anticipate your most sanguine expectations, for they wilt certainly restoroyou to health.” FEVER and AGUE is a complaint which requires to be met at its-first approach, and combatted at every stage. Seldom fatal to RselC it rcducet the strength, mid impairs tbe fUntions of the organs, so that upon tbe tuuiiilestatiou ol disease Nature is unable, unassisted, to resist the, inroad.' Tbe Life Medicines, when taken strictly according to directions will cure it, and give to tho Weabaud trembling victim oj‘ disease, new health, life, aod strength.

• The season has already commenced, and will close oh the first of July; For further psnicalara see bids. ’ i . . . ■ ' ■ •

TOTING CHEROKEE, A btauli/til Sark Bay, full fjlren and a half ‘ handt high, and veil proportioned.

„Aud, when the village Sabbath be)} . Rings out upon the gale, The father bans his head to tell j The music of its talc—.. A fresher verdure teems to Gil The fair and dew/ tod, , . And every infant tongue is still, To hear the Word of God! - - i

“That What}*’ tez Bfae. a looking fust at me and then at the saddle, *with her month a leetle open and her eyes sticking put like peeled onions. “That what!” ‘ - : “Why, that are saddle’Vsez I, beginning to feel my dander rise, .“That paddle,” sez she. “that saddle; why, sir, did you,take that pair ofTrendfcorsets for a saddle. i , : ; ; ;

YOUNG CHEROKEE will Eland; the present season, (oil public day*; excepted.) at the following places,. Vy' yjy Iu w ‘ l: On Mondays and Tuesdays, ffr5igW*g at Mount’ Sterling, Jefierfon township; on Wednesdays and Thursdays, in the town ol New'York; and on Fridays and Saturdays, in Vevay, '

Oh! happy hearts!—To Him who stills The ravens when they cry, ;? , And makes the lily’neath the hillij. So glorious to lha eye, The trusting patriarch prays, to bless His labor with increase;— Such ’ways are ways of pleasantness,’ And ail such ’paths are peace!’

• NOTICE. j THE subscriber oilers for sale a Carding Machine with alt its running gears—'alio one two Horse Wagon, and one Horse which he will sell low -for cash, or part of them ; for approved country produce; terms will bo made as easy as possible to the purchaser. ; The Machine may be seen at'his old stand on Indian Creek, itaar the Bridge, for particulars'apply to the subscriber livmi' in Jacksonville. Indiana. • JACOB WEAKER. i . I 8w

Pedigree of Young Cherokee;

With that she. slumped down into.a chair, and covered Tape with both handstand larfed till I raly the critter would split her sides. The way backward and fared, tee* hecing and hiw-hawing, was enough to make a Presbyterian Missionary swear like a sea captain. “ That saddle!” sez she, a looking up from be tween her bauds,, and ; then let ting’off the fun agin; as bad a*^e vcr. ! «; : “That saddle! OK, dear , idle if j0) ly take that pair of sir!—Oh, dear, ■ ■'Djdh*t l fof 11streaked|though.. Only think what a darned eternal cooil bad madeof niyeelf, to take a pair!of gal’s corsets for a side-saddle. “Blast the things,” sez I,' and it was as much as I could do to keep frem putting foot to the glass cose, and kicking it into the street, . 1. felt the bipod bileup mio my face, and when the old maid bust out agin, and 1 see.a bull grist of purty faces como s swarming to a glass door that they'd hauled back a curtain from, I felt so dreadful mean,' But by-snd-by I begun to think (bat they had more cause lobe a sharped than lhad. Who on arth would'ever have thought them stiff indecent looking things were made for a delicate gal to wear! I felt dreadfully though, to think that I'd been a talking about a gat's under-rigging, to a wopian go long, but arter & few minutes f begun to think that I needn’t fret my gizzard much about *hat. The woman tbat'stiick them things out in the street for young fetters to look : at, needn't to go off with a fit of “the dreadful buz,” because a feller asks the price, of them. “So, whocares.”

Yocxo Cherokee was sired by Old-Cherokee, Cherokee’s dam-was a fine miro of the Quicksilver and Comet breed, both known' to be celebrated stock. ■ *

Old Cherokee was got by the renowned horse Sir Arcliey.aod Archey by the imported Diomed, whoso blood is well known. Old Cherokee 1 * dam. Young Ilozanna, by Hephesiian.hie grand dam, Uokanna, was got by the' imported hone Marplot his grand dam by (he imported horse Flimnap, out or one of Geii. McPherson's but bred mare--*. Cherokee's grand sire Hephestian was got by the imported Buzzard; Hrphcslian'* dam, the dam of Sir Atchcy, which was the eld imported mare Castanira, out-of Tabithc, (as per the English Sim) Book, page 4G4, will appeas,) and was imported by Col. Taylor, of Virginia,in 179$,

VARIETY.

* , faom the Jf. Y, Express Jonathan Slick in New Yprt.

March?, 1840.

tiLBAN coUon nml linen BAGS Meat all lima * purchased at this office, ■ -

Jonathan'! enlre inlo a ,1/itfrner’i Etlabluhn\(nt t

and tad miftake about a Side-Saddle.

A Form for Sale. THE subscriber wishes to sell the farm tiponf which he now resides, containing two hundred and forty-seven acres, bein£ a part ofsec* lion 1, town 2, range 3 west, pear Plumb creek and about one and a half miles from toe Ohio, which, when high backs up to the landJ There is about one hundred acres cleared and under cultivation,' an orchard of; one hundredj bearing apple trees, betides peach and cherry trees.. The dwelling houses are 1 of hewed logs* three rooms.oti the lower floor and two on thd second. Alio a good well of water near the house, and a number of springs of water on thelplace.— The wood land ts well limbered, with plenty tf ash and black .walnut on it»_ It might .’be divided very conveniently into two‘ farms.—' Persons wishing to purchase are expected to cal! on tho subscriber living on tho premises who will always-be ready to show the land and improvements, , -• GEORGE WALTZ, 15c. .

“So, when ihe ieetle old maid cum back from the door, I ji=t pin ted at the saddle, and sez I, “What’s the charge for that are t|iing!” “Why, that pair.” sez she, a sticking her head’ on onpside and a burying bprhands, that looked like a hawk’s daws, down In tire pocket of her punning short apron; “I’ll put them to you at tWpWe* dollars; they’re Frpnch made, ’laatic ehbuldpr straps, stitched beautifully in the front, phuck full of whalebone—and they set to the shape like a shin to a bird.” Lord a ipassey, how the little stuck up critter ; (lid letpffthe talk! I couldn’t shove in a word pdgeways,' til she stopped to git breath, antf then sez I, I'supposc yoit throw in the martingales, strangle and so on, don't you! ‘.‘The w hat,” sez she,'*stepping back and squinting tip in my face sort of cross, a* if she didn't like to throw in the yvhote harnessing at that price. The martingale, sez I, and the siycingle, but rachby you hayosome other name for ’em down here in York. 1 mean dip straps that cgm down ■ |n front.to' throw the chest out, and give the neck a harntome bend, and the thing to girt qp in (he middle with. Mann wont know how to use this new fashioned thing tf 1 don’t send qll the tackle With it.

: Tims by Archy, and IlephcMian, being half ■ brothers. Cherokee's Blood is almost wholly of the blood of Sir Archy and Buzzard.. As there are eo few stallions touched with the blood of Bzzard, his pedigree is scarcely known: I will - here give it correctly: Buzzard, was got by Woodpecker, his dam by Curiosity, Doty’s Snap, Regions, Bartlett's Childers, Honey wood’s Arabian, dam of the two True Blues.

We do certify that'the above pedigree is true. JAMES EWING.

CAPT. LINN WEST.

Eor further particulars sec bills. The excel* lent qualities of'Mazeppa and Chen kce, both, will show for themselves. Farmers! come and examine. -

HfOFFAT»S .VEGETABLE -LIFE PILLS &, Xvi rilENIX BITTERS.— Tb* uiivihsau estiunon in which thccdebraied-Life Pills and Phcuis Bitten are held, is saliifactoriJy demonstrated by the increasing demand for them in every Stole uurl »cction of the Union, ami by the voluntary testimonials to their remarkable efficacy which are every where offered*. _lt is not lest from a deeply g rati lying confidence that they are the means of extensive and inestimable good among his afflicted fellow creature*, than from interested considerations, that the proprietor ol these pre-eminently successful medicines is desirous of keeping them constantly before the public eye. The sale of every additional box and bottle is n guarantee that some persons will be relieved from a greater or less degree ofjtulfering, and be improved in general health; for in pb case of suffering from disease can they bo taken In vaio. The proprietor has never known or been informed of an instance in which they have failed to do good.; In the most obstinate cases of chronic disease, such as chronic dyspepsia, torpid Jivcr, rheumatism, asthma, nertonsand billions head ache, costivenest,. piles, general debility, scrofulous iwettings and ulcers, scurvy, salt rheum and nil other chronic affections of the organs and membranes,they effect cures with n sapidity and permanency which few persons woujd theoretically believe, but to which thousands have testified from happy .experteuce. In colds and coughs, which, if neglected, superinduce themost fatal diseases of the lungs, and indeed the viccra in general, these medicines, if token but for three or bar days, never fail. Taken at night, ibejf pjvtuole the. insensible perspiration, and to re* lievo the system of febrile notion add feculent obstnicuons, os to produce a sense ofconvalesenco in the morning; and though the nsaal symptoms of a cold should partially retorn during the das', the repetition of a suitable dote at the next hour of bed-time will almost invariably effect permanent relief, without further aid, . Their,effect upon fevers of a more acute and violent kind is not Jess sure a lid speedy if token in proportionable quantity; and persons retiring tp bed with inflammatory symptoms of the mostaiarmipg kind, will awake with the gratifying consciousness that the fierce enemy hds been overthrown, and can pasily bo subdued. Jn the same way, visceral turgttence, though long 1 established, and viscpraliDflaniaUpm, however critical, mllyield— the former to small and latter 'to large doses of the Lirx Pins; ant) so alto hysterical affections, hypocondrtoctsffl, restlessness, and very many other varieties of the Neuroticul class bf diseases, yield to the efficacy of (he FHEN1X BETTERS.. Full directions for the use of these medicines, and showing their distinctive applicability to different complain)*, accompany them; and they can be obtained wholesale and retail, at 375 Broadway, where numerous certificates of their unparalleled success are always open tp inspection.

HENRY McMAKIN. JOHN DAWSON, Kerver. April 4,1840.

MDo Rut Me.*’ —This is an expression used by Hie Georgian girls who are offered for sale in the Constantinople slate market when they liappep to see the face of a man that pleases them. A correspondent of the Boston Post writes Huts upon the subject) “It is a scene that made a deep impression upon me; there are seen our fellow creatures, like bones pp other cattle, exposed for sate, and yet the mprriest looking set of creatures I ever beheld. The greater portion of them come, from Abyssinia and Nubia, and are blacks. In the houses which surround the yard or slave market, are the Georgian slaves, and among them aresome really beautiful; they have the advantage over the Circassians, in complexion* They'looked at me in passing, with a good humored smile, and some of them said a few words which I understood'to be, 'Do buy me/ They would like European masters, but the Franks are not permitted to perchase. The price of a beautiful, accomplished and youthful Georgian stare is £G00”

March 14,1840.

TJiVIOiV THE undersigned respectfully informs the travelling public, that he lias taken this we’l known tavern stand, sitaated on the corner (T Main and Ferry streets, in the town’of Vevay, and formerly, occupied by John M. King, Esq. His.table and bar will found well furnished with the best the country can afford, and bis stables plentifully stored with provender, and attended by careful ostlers. By strict attention to (he convenience.andcomfort of travellers, Ite'hdpes to give general satisfaction, and receive a share of public patronage. . ; . JOHtf S. ROBERTS. '; Feb. 29, M . 13lf

Bun Trimmer,

A beautiful m l)applt Dun , with Hack mane and Ifgt, about five yeart old, fifteen hand thigh, and well adapted to either saddle or Aor«m..

“Oh, sez the milliner, I didn’t understand; you wapt the lace? and the steel in front; sartin .tvp give them In. 'fho steel ts covered with kid and the laces are of the strongest silk." *!Wal,’‘ aez I, “I never heard of a steel martingale, and I should be afeared they wpuld’nt be prerly pliable. 1 ’ “.Oh,” sez she, '(you can bend ’em double, (hey give so.” How you talk, sez I, it raly is parlous what new inventions people do have, but somehow it sort of seems to me that a silk girt might be a leetle too-slimpsy, don’t you think so nmnn! , •

DUN TRIMMER will stand the preyyvft sent reason, [all public days, and a reasonable time allowed to travel be- \ I/## tween stands, excepted,) at the fol-i KsSnSsea lowing times and places: On Mondays, Tuesdays, Wednesday, and Thursdays, at the stable of the subscriber, one quarter of a mileabove the town of New York, upon the bank of the river, and on Fridays, and Saturdays, at the; stable of Jesse Warder., In Vcray, ' ■'Pcdigrcc of'Bun Trimmer: Dun Trimmer was sired in Virginia, by theold Dun Trimmer; the old Dun Trimmer by the imported Russian Dun of Pennsylvania. Duo. Trimmer's dam was bred by J. Wickley of Virginia, and was sired by the young Pioneer, and’ lie by Duroc, and Duroc by the old Dtrmed. Thus you see that lie is ai descendant of as fins ■lock as any horse in the-State. For further to* formation and particulars, gentlemen are request* ed to call and see him, , The season commenced on the 1st of April and will expire on the 1st of July next. For further particulars see bills, JOHN CLINE. May 2,1S40.

The cause of bilious complaints AND A MODE OF CURE.—A well regulated and proportionate quantity of bile on the stomach is always requisite for the promotion of sound health—it stimulates digestion, and keepstho intestinal cpnal free from all obstructions., Qn the inferior surface of thelireMsn peculiar bladder,'in which the. bile is fim preserved, being formed by the liver.from the blood. Thence it passesInto.the stomach and intestines,* and regulates the indigestion." . Tims we see when there is a deficiency of bile, the body is constantly costive. On (he other band, an overabundance of bile, causci frequent nausea in the Ho ranch; und often promotes very severe attacks of disease, which sometimes end in death, ‘ Fevers are always preceded by symptoms of a disordered stomach; ns are alio scrofulous disorders,and all sympathetic functional, organic or febrile discuses. From toe tame cause, the natural and healthy action of the heart, und the whole vascular system is impaired and reduced below its natural standard; as exhibited in palpitations, languid pulse, torpors of the limbs, syncope, end even death itself, iu consequence of an overabundance of a peculiar offensive substance to the digestive orgutA, ■, The approuchof bilious dieaset !i at all times attended by decided symptoms of an existing diseased state of the stomach and bowels ;f.e. with those signs which are known to point out their contents to be of a morbid irritating nulure; but whenever the alimentary canal happens to be loaded with irritating matter, some derangement of the healthy operation, either of the general system, or of some particular organ of Hie body tl the certain rpsult; and when this state happens to bo united with any other symptoms of disease, its effects are always thereby much aggravated. Tbo progress of orgunic obitruction it often so rapid as scarcely to admit of time for the application of such aid as is to be offered by art, yet, in general, tho premonitory symptoms qf gastric load are perceptible for a day.or two previous to the paroxisms, a period, yvheo the most efficacious assistance may be given, by unloading the stomach and alimentary canal of its irritating contents, and thus reducing (he susceptibility of disease. MOFFAT'S LIFE MEDICINES, should always be token in the early stages of bilious complaints; and if persevered in strictly according to the directions, will positively effect u cure. The mineral medicines often prescribed in these diseases, although they may effect a temporary core, at he same time create an unhealthy state of the blood, and consequently (end to promote a return of the

“Lord, no sir,” sez she, “they are strong plenty, I can tell you; just take a look at the proadway ladies, they never use any thing else, and (hey girl light enough, I’m sure.” ] had’m ifie least idee what the critter wqi a diving at, she see that I looked sort of puzzled iind 1 suppose she begun to thih£ that 1 shouldn't buy the saddle. “Look a here," sez she, putting her hand? pn both sides of her little stuck up waist; “I’ve got ’em on mysel.Eo you can judga how tight they can be lilted.” J *

A Clergyman in New Jersey, owned a negro bribe name of Quash, who was by no means fond of working. One day told his master he conceived it a hardship, *dat depoor negar mao mils work so bard, and maisa do noting,* You are mistaken Quash; my tabor is more fatiguing than your’s; 1 po head work and yours is merely bodily exercise. This hint was sufficient for Quash, The next day he was ordered into the woods to procure fuel—but Quash staying longer than"usual, the parson repaired, to the woods to see what detained him when ‘behold! the first object that presented itself to his view was Quash astride on a Iqrgo maple Iqg in a pensive attitude. When enquired the cause, Quash starting up and rubbing bis midnight brow, oti! mass a me—me have been doing head work. Well, let me hear what your bead has done. Suppose massa, dere be five pigeons on tliis tree, and you take a gun and shoot two of dem, how many there be left! Why three, you old sinner. No massa,dem toder tree fly away.

. "Gauly Apollus!” sez I, a snoring out a larfing, and a eyeing the leetle finefipd old maid; but 1 didn’t think it was very good manners to bust right out so, and 1 tried all I could to choke in. Gracious me! think sez 1, no wonder the York gals havesich a hump on theip backs, since they have got to wearing saddles like horses. By-an-hye, after I’d eenamost burst myself a trying to stop latfing, it comp into my bead tha> the critter of a mi Hi fiey was a trying to poke fun at me, cause I wanted to beat her down; for 1 couldn’t believe the tipples quite so bad as to girt up and ptrap down like a four year old coll.—Wal. think sez 1, I’ll be up to her anyhow: so I looked just as mealy mouthed as if I be.lieved her, and sez |, as innocent os a rabbit jp a box trap, sez I, t’if the wiromen folk* have took to wearing saddles, I ipose they aim forgot the bridles too; so 1 don f t care if 1 take this ere pair Tpr some eld paid* we’ve got jn our pans. If I had my nay, they’d all be billed the mmnit they’d turned the fust corner. Darned talking crtUers them old maids are, msrm," I, a looking at her sort of planting, just to let her eep she hadn’t got hold pf quite so great,a green horn as sho seemed to |hiiik on. “Lord a massy, how she did look! Her leetle wizzled up face began to twist till it looked like ji rep winter apple, puckered up by the frost. 1 didn’t seem to mind it, but pm my band down in my packet sort of easy, and begun to whistle Yankee Doodle: Vou haint gut no bridles thenl sex H trier* a min nil; for she look'd wrothy to spit fire, and sot up sieh an opposition

Horse Bills

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A fellow whose countenance was horpely enough to scare the old one, was giving some extra flourishes to a public house, when he was observed by a Yankee, who asked him “if he did’qt tall into a brook when young.” “What do you mean, 1 you impertinent scoundrel!" was the reply. “Why, 1 did’nt mean nothing only you hare got such an all fired crocked mouth, I thought as how you might barb fall’n in'the brook when yuu was a boy, and your mother bung you up by the mouth to dry.” ’

preneb, German and Spanish directions can be chained on application at the office, 375 Broadway. All post paid letters will receive immediate attention.

Sold Wholesale and retail by WM. B. MOFFAT, 375 Broadway, N. V. A liberal deduction made to those who purchase to sell again. *4genls—-The Life Medicines may also be bad of the principal Druggists in every town throughout the United States and Canadas. Ask for Motfit’a Life Pills and Phehix Bitters; and be sure that a lac simile of John Moffat’s signature is upon the label of each bottle of Bitters, or box of Pills. For full particulars of the mode of treatment, the reader is referred to the Good SamariUt, a copy of which accompanies the medicine. A copy rouy be obtained of toe different agent* win have the medicine for sale. . ,*■ For sale at the store of

A deduction of 20 percent, wilt be made on advertisements longer than aqoarterof a column, when inserted by the half year or year,and not altered. All advertisement* authorized by statute most invariably.be paid for in advance. Advertisements coming from abroad nhst be accompanied with the cash, nnlea ordered for publication by'a brother publisher.

A jockey at the'Maze races, England, $tked an emigrant Yankee if they had any .such remarkable swift horses in America! “Swift!” said Jonathan, “why I guess we hare—I teen a hone at Baltimore, on a tunny day, start against his own shadow and beat it a quarter of a mile the first heat!**

CLARKSON & DOFOUR, V«|T, la. JaJjrS, 1839, . '50lj