Vevay Times and Switzerland County Democrat, Volume 4, Number 23, Vevay, Switzerland County, 9 May 1840 — Page 4

TEVAY TIMES AND SWITZERLAND COUNTY DEMOCRAT.

POETICAL.

Picture of a Bank.

* NEW ESTABLISHMENT. Til E undesigned respectfully informs the citizens of Vevay, and the public generally, that lie has «stnb1<slicd a . -

very disease which they me employed to cure. It !i then by the use of purgatives, exclusively formed ot vegetable compounds, which, pos<estinr within themselves no deleterious agencies, which decomposition, combination, or alteration can derdope or bring lute action; and therefore capable of producing no effect., rave that-which is dcitml—(that o safe remedy it found.

MAZBPPA,

The following picture of a bask will be found not only a more linking likeness, bui a representation ot deeper vilrrttt, to those whfa /ire by Aonfit labor in loo cabins, than alt the pictoriaL Devices of luo cabins and cider barrels, with which the Federal parly, presuming on thflr gullibility’ have attempted to beguilo them into the support of General HARJtJSON—tbe owner of the princely mansion at North Bend. Now, no one doubts that, in the apptoacliing Presidential election, the pampered minion ol bank insolence here described, who insults honest industry, in thf very act of defrauding it, will vote for General Harrison for the t try reason that he expect*, by the success of Inin and hi? party, to keep Me lies who live in 1.00 cabins, fr/hu/ury to dank power, while tho "ragged laborer" the real tenant of the loo cabin, vvlio shows in this diort colloquy how well he understands his rglue, will as certainly vote fur Martin Van Iuren. berarist* he has proved hi i use If more the friend of hotttsi labor than'BANK PR IVI LEU E.

Corn'Flelds. . . BT KART DOWETTIn ihs merry month ofepring, When clover ’gins to bunt; When blue-bells nod within the wood

A beautiful Blood Bay, Jive ynn old (Kit springy ' Jail stileen and a .half hands high,

Blacksmith Shop at the lower end of .Market .meet, where he is prepared to do any work in the tine, in the best manner, and at reduced prices. Having engaged a good workman, he hopes to merit and receive a share of pilblic patronage. BENJAMIN DETRAZ. N. B, An apprentice to the above trade wanted immediately. Dec. i, im Ilf

WILL * land the ensning seaabni (all public day* excepted,) at the follow* i'ig placet, tn wic -OnMondaysand Tuesdays at Mount Sterling, Jefferson townships on Wednesdays and Thursday*. in the town of New-Yoik; uidon Friday* and Saturday*, in Vevay.

, And sweet .May whitens first; When merle and mavis sing their fill, Green is the young corn on the bill.

• The LIFE PILLS and PHENIX BITTERS ban proved to bo the most happy in IhdrcflVcU In casesot billiutts diseases, of any pure.y vegetable preparatiot ever offered to the public.' If the stomach it foul, they demise it by exciting it to throw off its contents; ifnut, they puss to tho duodenum without eVciling vomiting,or nausea in the stomach; stimulating the neighboring sicera, at the liver and pnnera*, so at to produce mure copious (Inw of their secretion! into the intestines; stimulating the exbulcnt cup'IIariet, terniitmting in the inner coat, which an increased flow of the liselfH p.irlicl*** of the body, foreign mailers, or retained secretion*, ure completely discharged. •For sale wholesale mid retail by the‘proprietor, WILLIAM B. A10FFA I*,375 Broadway— toN. Y. whom all letters relative to the Medicine* or orders tnuu be directed, ) 0£r*The Good Samaritan, explaining more folly Air. Aloffut’s theory of diseases, may be bod gratis at the office, 375 Uruuil way..

Bat when the merry spring is past. And summer groweth old, And in the garden and the field

pedigree or ftlnzcppa:

Mazcfpa was sired by the fine horre Toting Potomac; he by the noted hone old Potomac; and he by- Demon’s Potomac, (a bay, which foraym* me try of pane, bone and muscular strength, thas not inferior to any horse on earth,) he waaby the imported Diomed. Mazeppa's dam.waa by Bidger, and hi* grand dam by (Jlit Whip nt Kentucky. A more lengthy pedigree is deemed use* test, aa it is rdmined that Mazeppa is a descendant from as good a stock of our country, erer afforded; and it is believed,: from bis appearance and action, that hoTujly retain* the noble blood of hi* ancestor*.

A thousand Bowers unfold; Before a green leaf yet is sere, The young corn shoots into tho car.

NOTICE.

rnllE individual who by mistake took from the X store room of Mr. Frisby the 2d volume of Horace’ Poetical works, would much oblige the owner by retunrfng it to this office immediately. April 11, 1840.

Bnt (Lenaday and night succeed, . And tutumcr wearcth on, .And in the bowery garden-bed The red-rore growtlh wan, And bully buck an I tun flowers tall O’ertop the mossy gardco-wali;

Suspension of Credit.

“.Me- Cleik,” said-* ragged laborer in a bank, •‘here's a five dollar bill that I should like to get the specie on.” , "Well, sir. we can’t give it you'.” ’ ••What, you hav’nt failed, have youl” "No, sir.” "This bill says on demand.” "We know it, sir, bui it means, after eixty dayF.” ■ ■ ••If I keep it sixty days, wi.T you give me the specie Ihen!” "Wo can’t promise, sir.” "Wed, you have promised once.” ".Very true; but ire have suspended.” "Why didn’t you say, then, on the bill, paya< b)e on demand, except when we stipend!” "We lotil you, sir, that we had no specie for you. and that is enough,” "Well, wncre is your brokerl”

THE subscriber would respectfully give notice to his numerous customers, that while he feels grateful to them for their past favors, and while he still feels tin bounded confidence in the great majority of them, and would if possible, be very happy still to accommodate them with goods mi, credit, .yet he finds himself su much embarrassed by the present difficulty in money affairs, (bat he has reluctantly come to the conclusion that until there is an important change for tho better, ho must sell his goods for ready pay only, and would infor m those who wish goods for cash, bo will sell them at imusu-, ally low price’s, : . He would earnestly request thoseindeblcd'to him to make immediate payment, and it is upon ssfch he must rely for means lr meet his cugagAmeots.

•When on the breath of auumm byetxe, From pastures dry and'bruwn, Goes floating, like an idle thought, ' The fair, white thistle down; 0! then what joy to walk at will, Upon the golden harvest bib! V/ha't joy in dreamy ease to lie

and ao at: puairiVLLi could—- > Fever mid Ague Is * most obstinate disease, and in warm a in) humid climate*, frequently resists every ordinary mode of care, «i hi to become very distress* i»o *0 the patient; aud by Ihe'extrecuo debility Which the disease inducer, it alien girts rite to other chi onto cumph ints. Marsh miasmata, 01 the effluviaariting Iroiu Hugo a n l water, it the most frequent txciting cause' of this disease; mid oue of iu grea 1 peculiarities is its susceptibility of a renewal from very flight causes, tucli at from the prevalence ol uti easterly wind—even without the repetition ot the original exciting came, iu this, Fever and Ague differs I mm mutt other fevers: as it js weJJ known, that utter uu ordinary fever ha*.once occurred, and been removed, the person u fleeted it not so liable to u fieth mtuctc at one.who wut not so affected.. These circumstances render it extremely difficult (o effect s perpimcnl cure of Fever and Ague, though to relieve the patient far the tilue being is a very easy task .' v - ■Morr*v’« Lire Fills'mso Fnmx Oittebs have been thoroughly tested,' and proved to be-a rosin vx sab xautcsLcuxx 61 Fever aud Ague. . Hundreds iflt his feJIow-ciliieusin the Wed, have voluntarily come forward to assure Mr, MOFFAT that the LIFE MEDICINES arc .the only.medicines that will t«oiVUoiilt effect a removal of this most tedious and disagreeable disease, . Oilers who have emigrated to that rich and promt* itig portion of our country—men who went dutiullof, hope, mid confident-bf winning a competence 1mm the luxuriance ol the toil; or who carried to the out posts ol our settlements the mercantile or mechanical experience won in the crowded cities and towns ol the older states, have>i(lier returned-with shattered constitutions and depressed spirits, of they remain in tbeir new homes,' dragging out a weary lite | at toil to sink, under tome disease to-which they”are pfedirposed terror,of.the Weft, the FKVEll AND AGUE, 'I heir hopes aie bladed—their business energies ileitroyed—their El Dorado becomes u detenj and the Word of promise, made to the ear, is broken to the hope. .: V.-v-,- : * ; To these Individuals, Mr. Moffat would *aj— “Try the LIFE MEDICINES, and you will yet anticipate your mutt sanguino .expectations, for they will errtuiuly rMloreyoutd health.” * • > i f FKVEU and ACUEisa complaint which requires lobe met at its first approach, and combatted at every stage, Seldonifatal to itself: it j reduces the strength, and impairs I ha funtioni of ’the organs, sothat opon lb° ruamlestatiuri 61 diseaieNature iiunnhle, unan silted* to resist the iilrobd, ■ The Ufa ’ Medicines, when taken stricllymccording to directions will cure it, and give lo the weak and trembling victim of disease, new hewlib, life; and strength.

The season has already commenced, and will close on the first of July. Kor further particulars see bill*.

YOUNG CHEROKEE,

A beautiful, Dark Bny, /ull ffeen and a half . hands high, and veil proportioned.

Amid a lied new-shorn, And ire ill round on tun-lit slopes, The piled-up shocks of corn, And the fancy wandering o’er All the pleasant harvest lid la of yore.

ftaL YOUNG CHEROKEE wit! stand Dyffi -w the present season, (ail public diji excpplcd,) at the following places,. \ - fgj lo wit; On Monday? am) Tuesdays,. at Mount Sterling, Jefferson township; on Wednesdays and Thirdly*, in the •own of New*York; and on Fridays and Salur* days, in Veyay,

i 1 feel the day; I see the field; , The quivering of the leaves; And good old Jacob and hid house ' T Hindi),g the yellow sheaves: And.at ihis very, hour 1 stem To be wifi Joseph in Ins dream.

“We have qpnc.” “But you used to have. Has he suvpended oo! Or is be o ff on an expedition to shave the :ct»l(*rsV’ “We don’t know what.you mean,” . “Well, have you any pork!” “No sir.” . .. “Any lead!” “No.” • “Land,” ‘ • ' ’ .

ULYSSES P. SCH ENCK er ay, March 14*, 1840. 13-6w

T\ , i\OT1C£. offers for sate a Carding Machine with alt its running one two Hone Wagon, and one Horse which.he will sell low for cash, or part of them for approved country-produce; terms will be made as .easy as possible to the purchaser.' The Machine may,be seen athis old stand on liidian Creek, neap the Bridge,' for particulars apply to cho .subscriber living in Jacksonville, Indiana.!

Pedigree of Young Cherokee:

Ybtijro Cherokee was sired by Old Cherokee, Cherokee’s dam was a fine mare of tho Quick* silver and Comet breed, both known to be celebrated aiock.

I see the fields of Bethlehem, -And reapers many a one, Bending under their sickles’ stroke. And Boaz looking on; And Both, the Jloabitess fair, Amid the gleaners stooping.there.

Old Cherokee was got by the renowned horse S|r Archey, and Archey by the imported Dionted, whose blood- is well known. Old Cherokee’s dam, Young’Rosanna, by Ilephcsiian. hie grand dam, Rosanna, was gut by the imputed hone Marplot his grand dam by the imported horse Flimnap, out oT one of .(Jen. McPhcrren’s best bred mares. Cherokee’s grand sire Hephcstian was got by ihp imported Buzzard; Hi-phestian’s dam, the dam'of Sir Archey, which was the old imported matf Cayianira, out of Tabith:, (as per the English Stud Bonk, page 464, will -appear,] and was imported by Col. Taylor, of Virginia, in nw. •

“No.” , . “Sail!” ■ ' ■ ' . “No.” ; ■ “Ah, I forgot: you got out of that last spring.” “Well, sir, we can be troubled with your im* pertinence no lunger.. There’s the door.” “But before 1 go, Air* Clerk, may I ask one question!” ' . • “What is it!” “Why is your concern here very unlike me!” “I don’t know,” “Because, if i cheated, lied and stole half so much as it does, ] should be imprisoned.” “There’s the door, sir. Be off.” “One more question, eir, and then 2 will go in peace.” “Well, be quick. What ts it!” “Why is yoJiyconcern here so much like me!” “Can’t tell.” N, ' “Because it is destitute of every thing but rags.”—JVew OrUan\ Sun,

Again, Isee a little child, His mothers sola delight, God’s living gift of Jovo unto The kind, good Shunamile; To nmrtal pangs'! see him yield, And the lad bear him from tlio field.

JACOB WEAVER; • . 14-8 w

March 7,1840. \

S 1 cotton iiutl lintii H Apa arcut all Uwe* pmcliiiKil nt llOMiffirr ‘ T ■

Ai'arm Tor Male.

The sun-bathed quiet of the hill?; * -The fields of Goldce, That eighteen hundred years agone . Were full of corn, 1 vee; And. the dear Saviour takn Ids way, Olid ripe ears on iheSabbath day.

THE.s uJjscriher wishes, tosell the farm upon which lie novrlrejitles/coniainingftwo hundred and forty-seven acre's, part of seclion 1,1otro 2, range l) well, near i’liimb creek amt about one and. a half tnibs frnm lho.Oliio, which, when higli'Webs iip ! to (lie Iand,_ There is about one bund red acres cleared * and under cultivation, an orchard of 'one bund red. beat log applo trees, besides peach and cfterry lrees. 'Ihe.d welling-houses nre of hewed (ogs,l(iree rooms on the lower floor and Iwo.on the second. Also a good well of water near (be hoiiie,'and of springs of water on llie place.— Tlie wood land it well timbered, wilhplcnlyol asb and black walnut, - on jl,'; ' .(ti migbt be divided very conveuiVnlly into itwofarmi.— Persons wishing lo purchase„are expectedjo call on tbe subscriber living on. Ilia,premises wlio willalwajs be ready to sbow tbe Jand'and improvements.

* Tints by Archy, and Hephcstian, being half brothers. Cherokee’s Blood is almost wholly of the blood of Sir Archy and Buzzard. As there , are so few stallions touched with the blood of / Bzzard, Ins pedigree is scarcely known: I will here give it correctly: Buzzard, was got by Woodpecker, his dam by Curiosity, Doty’s 3nr.p, Reg* Ulus, Bartlett’s Childers, Honey wood’s Arabian, dam of ilie two True Blues. ■

O'golJen fields ofbcliding corn, How beautiful they seem!— The reaper folk, the piled up sheaves.

To mo are tike a dream, The sunshine and the very air Seem of old time and take me thercl

We do certify that the above pedigree is true.

JAMES EWING.

CAPT. LINN WEST.

VARIETY.

For further, particular? sec bills. The excellent qualities of-Mareppaand Chcnkee, both, will enow for themselves. Farmers, come and examine.

MOFFAPB VtXjETABLU Llt'E PULS & FHENJX BI'iTtRS.-—iiMriiui estiu* rtoa Tu whichthc celebrated Info Fill* a lid I’hbnix Bittenrerc held, is ratUfucrarily demonstrated by' the increasing demand fur them in every Stale hud section of the-Union, and by the voluntary testimonials to ibeir remarkdbte efficacy which* re every whereoflit* notlcssfyumadecply. gratifying; confideuce that they are the tneutu of extensive and inestimable good among hisafflicted ; (i-Uow creatures, tbun fromitilcrwatlcdnsideratinhs, that Ibe piroprietor ol these pre-eminently successful medicines ii drsiyou* of keeping them constantly before the pdblip eye. Tliesaleol ever/ additional box and bojtleisa guarantee Uml ionju' persons Will be relieved from a great* er or'less degree of suffering, and bb improved in gen* crql health; for in no case of suffering ,from dilate cun they be taken in rainV- 'ITie (inipfirior has never known or been informed of an instance! in which they have failed to do good* In IhemditobstinnW cases of chronic disease, inch as cnronic dyspepsia, torpid liver, rheumatism, asthma, nervousand billioui head ache, coitimiesi, piles, Keilera!' debility, scrofulous s wellings uml ulcers, scurvy, salt rheum ttod utt olber chronic uffectiutu of tbu organs and they effect cures with a rapidity apd permanency which tew persons wqufd theoretically believe, but to which thousands have testified from happy expciicnee. In colds utid coughs, which if ncglected/suiwnmlore the moiUutitl diseases of the lungs, and in. deed the vicem in general, these medicine*,* il taken but for three or four days, never rail. Taken at nljbt, limy promote the insensible perspiration, and so relieve the *j stem ot febrile notion mul feculent obstructions, ns to produce a must delightful sense of couvn--eseiice jit tho morning; and though the usual sytops toms ufa cold should paittully return during Ihu day, the repetition Of u suitable dose nt the next hour ul bed-time will almost invariably effect permanent relief, without further tnd. Their effect upon fevers of u more acute and violent kind is not less sure mid speedy il taken in proportionable quantity; und persons retiring to bed with in tin monitory symptoms of Uie roust alarming kind, will awake with the gratifying consciousness that the fierce enemy hits been overthrown, and can eiuiij be subdued. In the same way, visceral lurgcsetiev, though long established, and visceral iuflamutions, however critical, willyield— the forhier to small and latter to large doses of ihd'Lirs, Fata ; anil to also hysterical affections, bypocondriorestlessness, and scry many other varieties of the Weurotical cluii of diseases, yield to the efficucv of the FULNIX 111 ITERS, Full directious for the use of these medjcinn, and showing their dntiuctive applicability to different complaints, accompany (hem; and (hey can be obtained wholesale and retail, at 375 Broadway, where 'numerous certificates ol their unparalleled success are always open toiospec

A Yttukee way of telling a story.

A some ix a Co car.—Counsel; Well, what do you know of tins matter! i’leascstate to llie Jury wbalyoueaw, Wime.-s; I was going along lbs road with my team and come up where Dicker/ and Grub were taking down a pair of bars; ] slopped and asked Grub a question, when out Cams Alarm Jones, out of her house with a rolling pin and hit Dicker/ a dig in his Coun- • be):—What was the cause of-her striking him) Witness I do’no, unless ii was’ causa he was {tilling down the bars. Well what look place then) .Go on with your story. Witness:* When ihe bit, him, Dicker/ up and gave heralounder right in the mums, lur„tfays he, 1 don't be licked by a woman no how; well, eays the, J don’t be putkeretopplcd in that way, I can tell ye. Counsel: • Wlm’s that word! I don't understand.— Witness: Puckerstopple, (a laugh.) Counsel: What, does that mean! Witness: >Vhy, Cnnnunk'd, (a laugh.} Counsel: Please to .explain yourself what does tnat mean! Witness; Why, as I understand it, she did'm likeJlhe feehn ot Ihst dab in the chops, so she gin him & piece ot her mind on the subject, Cqnmieh/Soon. Witness: Alter that they slat round them pretty lively for a considerable spell. Then they stopped * minute, and begun «oj-«w—says she I a’m going to be skern. After that they stood and jawed a spell. Jon Mines come up and axed Dicker/ what he was doin to Minn Jonev llesatd.be Was only fend in olf a darned old rollin pin. Then tbs old woman she said it wati’i a rolltn p'n, that the substmche. And then they enarled raped, and did up a considemble talk among um, but they did’m tackle agin—and that’s all 1 know ttboul it.”

Death of Cupt. RUey. yifc regret to ream that Captain James Riley died on the lom of March on board til his brig, the William Tyll, bound to Mogadore, in the (i2 year of his ag/. Captain Iti/cy was extensively known in this country and i t Europe, as thoauthbrof a personal narrative i f grpal interest connected wiiMus ship wreck a id captivity anting the wild on the southern coast of Africa, and InVrftfaordinary perils bufferings and adventures: [

*, HENRY JJcMAKlN. . V JOHN DAWSON, Keeper, April 4,1B40.;

GEORGE WALTZ. ■ ‘15c.\

.March 14/1940,

UftlOIV HALL.

, Dun Trimmer, A beautiful DappleDun, with black' mane 'and Itgt, about fivey ears old,fftrea hana thigh, and <. ■; veil adapted to either saddle or hornets. jtek . DUN TRIMMER will stand the preVTjp ~wtL *“‘ nl reason, (all public days, and a reasonable liraeallowed to travel beqjf/j'y tween elands, qxcepied.J’at the folKiSmttfka lowing liiiiea and places: On Mon* dajs. Toefdiya, Wednesday, and Thursdays, at timetable ofthc subscriber; one quarter ufa mile above the town of Ne w York, upon the bank of the river, and on Fridays, and Saturdays, at the stable of Jc»«e Warder.', in Vevay.' Pedigree of JDiin Triramer? Dp,k Trimmer was sired in Virginia, by theold Dun Trimmer; the old Dun Trimmer, by. the - imported Itofsian. Don of Pennsjhania, Du w rrimmer’s dam,waa bred by<J. Wick ley of Virginia, and was sired by the young Pioneer, andi he' by Duroc, and Duroc by the old Diemedt .1 Thus you see iliallieiaa descendant ofas ,600 nock as any. horse fn the Stdte. For further in* formation and particulars, gentlemen are requested to call and see him. ■

THE undersigned respectfully informs itie trr Telling public, that he hat taken this we' known tuern Bland, situated on the corner i

A gentleman was persuaded by ihefricndhof & worthy and sensible young lady, who lived/in an obscure and interior situation, to pay hisAddresses to her.-—He accordingly sent her a letter uf introduction, in the following words:—"Can any good come out of Nazareth!’ She returned for answer, ‘Come and tee.’—He wosso pleased with tha frankness ami ingenuity of tho reply that he immediately married her..

Main anti Ferry streets, in the town nf Vevay, and formerly occupied by John M. King, Es*(. Hie table and bar will be found well furnished with ibe the country can afford, and his stables plentifully stored with provender, and attended by careful oilers Uy strict attention to the convenience and comfort of travellers, bo Impre to give general satisfaction, and receive a shar.; of public patronage. Fefi, 29.1S-10.

"Well stranger, where are you oupn!” said a landlady of Arkansas to Kergueat, "Why, madam, 1 am now* from Ualttmure, Maryland, but was born and brought up in Matsachuceits. neat Uoston,” said the gentleman. "Aint that where the Yankees live,” said the lady, "Yes ma’am,” replied tho gentleman,—"Law me! you are the very mail I have been arh*r this long time—my clock is oat of yir,” ejacu ated the lady in ectuctea ot joy.— Arkantat paper.

JOIhV-S. ROBERTS. 13if

The cause of dilious complaints AND A MODE OF CUKE.—A well regulated aqd proportionate qncmlity of hilts on the stomach ialways requiMte Tor the promotion of fount) hcalili—it stimulates digestion, and keeps the intestinal canal free froth nil ohitrue!ion*. On the inferior surface til

the liver is it peculiar bladdci, in which the bile ii first preserved, being formed by (he liver from the blood. Thence it p i«e* into the stomach nnd intestines, and regulates llie indigestion. Thus we tee ■vhen there is t deficiency of bile, the body is constantly costive. On other hand, ah overabundance of bile, esuscs frequent nausea in the stomach; and often (jrouotes tcry severe attacks of disease, which sometimes end in death. ,

. A ploughman is notan ignorant man because he does not know how to read; if tie knows how to plough, he is not to bo called an ignorant man; but, a Wife may be justly called an ignorant woman, if she does not know how to provide a dinner for her husband. It is a cold comfort for a hungry man, to tell him how delightfully his wife plays and singe: lovers may tire on very aerial diet; but husbands stand-in need of the solids. *

The season commenced on the Ut ot April and will expire on the 1st of July next.. Tor further particulars see biUa.

Fever* are «)»ay* preceded by symptoms of a disordered stooiac);asare also scrofulous disorders, and all sympathetic functional, organicor/ehrile diseases. From tncsaiueMiise, the natural and healthy action of the heart, and the whole vascular system is impaired and rcducedhclow its natural standard ; as exhibi-

Anecdote.— Some years ago a lady noticing a neighbor of hers was ool in at church on ibe SabbaU>i called on her return home, to jnquire what eliouid detain eo punctual an attend* tot* On entering lhe house, she found the family busy at work. She was her friend.addresied her thus: ‘Why, lal'where have yon been to-day, dressfd out in your Sabbath day clothes?* ,■ ■ „.

JOHN CLINE.

May 2.1S40.

Lootf Out Giats.—If any young lady -should happen .to Mush, or taste a turkey this year, she will look red in the face. If she dreams of a young man three nights in it will be s sign of something. If she dreams of him four

Horse. Bills

tetl in palpitations, languid pulse, torpors of the limb, syncope,unil evi u death itself, in consequence of tjti overubutiJtince of a peculiar offensive substance

to the digestive organs," *-« - ' ’ The Approach of bilious (Ileuses It at all time* attended by deciVeii symptoms of an existing diseased stnte oftheitonnch and bowels; i.c, with those signs which are knofti to point out their contents to be of a morbid irritating nature; but whenererthe alimentary canal hnfpcns to be loaded with irritating matter, some derangement of the healthy operation, either of the geiemlsystem, or of some particular orpinuf (hebudy ii the certain result; and this state happens to be united with any other symptoms ofdisense, it* effects arc always thereby much aggravated. The progress of orgmiic:objlruclron is often so rapid as scarcely to admit of time for the application of such nid as is to be offered by art, yet, in general, tho premonitory symptoms of gastric loudare perceptible for a day or two previous to the paroxisms, a period, when the raosi efficacmpsomitancc tifuy be given, by unbinding the stomach and alimentary canal nf its irritating contents, and thus reducin' lheiii*ceptihil!ty ofdi ease. ' . ■ MOFFAT'S LIFE MEDICINES, should always he taken in the early stages of bilious cotopfnints; and if persevered in strictly according to the directions, will positively effect rt cute.' The mineralmeilioinesoften prescribed in thesodlse.ares, although they may effect a temporary care, at the seme time create an unhealthy state ofthb blood, and consequently tend (6 promote a refero ef the

limes, or have the toothache, it is ten to one that she is a long time getting either of them out ol her head.

AT THE TIMES OFFICE, At the sborievt notice ond with choice of, Call. No job will be delivered without the cash?

■To meeting!’ . - *Why, what day it ill 1 ■Sabbath day! 1 . * •Sal, ttop washing in a pjinotei—Sabbath day! srWeli, I did not know,.fo( my husband has got so plaguay stiney he won’t take paper* Adw, end we know nothing, ' Well, who preached!’ . /Mr.—’ ••• ,;;; \\ ■What did he preach about}*. *Il was on the death of oyr Saviour.* t Why, is he deadf^dil,.well, all Boston might I* dead and we know nothing about it; it won’t do i we musthave the newspaper* again, fur every thing goes wrong without the paper; B-1I haa altbost lost hjs reading, and Pol y haa gpt quite popish again, because she has got no poe'ry Stories tq read. if wa have to take a cartload of potatoes apd onions to market, I am rewired to have a newspaper,’

A Methodist preacher out west, is said to have msde use of the following thrilling catastrophe; —“Brethren, his as hard for a sinner to enter the kingdom of heaven, as for a codfish to climb a barber’s pole, tail upwards, with a loaf of bread in his mouth.”

Rates of Advertising

The following rates of advertising, agreed upon by the Indiana Editorial Convention, .are strictly observed at this otBce: ; For one.squtup, 3 insertions, • - $1$0 Each additioim) insertion, - - ■ ,J0 One square, 3montb(, - * 3-QO “ 6 “ - - - i 6 00 « , 12 »• . . . 10-fr Two squires, 12 month*, - - . 15p0 Three squares, 12 month*, - - SO DO One cnluron-t-4000 em* —personam, . ‘feO bO Three fourthi of a column, *• -"6ff‘#0 Half»column. - • u . • : &00 Fourth of a column, • “ 4 * A deduction of JO per cent, will bo * raids ooi»d>. rcrtitmenU longer than a quarter of a column,when inserted by the half year or year,end ml alUffd, .< . All advertisement! authohied by statute matt invariably be paid for in advance. , Advertisements coming from abroad nortbeifecnnpftnietl #fth the caiL unjea'ordered for ebhoeation by a brother puldiiW. ; * Tr

French, German and Spanish directions can be ob* laiued on application ul the oifice, 375 Broadway, All post putt! letters will receive immediate attention. Sold wholesale and reiadby WM. B. MOFFA T, 375 Broadway, N. If. A liberal deduction made to those who purchase to sell again. Life Medicihes any also be had of the principal Druggists in every town throughout the United Suites and Canadas, Ask for Motfai’a Life Fills "nd Phenix Bitters; aiid be sure that a lac simile of John Moffot’s signature is upon the label of bscb battle of Bftters, or box bf Pilll. For full particular* of the mode oftreatmeur, the reader is referred tu the Good Samaritan, a copy bf which aceom|<enies the medicine. A copy may be obtained of the different agents who bare the wedi* cine for sale.

PtmmKo.—A person named Owen Moore ortce left bn tradesman some what unceremoniously, on which' occasion a wag wrote, . • “Owen Moore haa run away. Owin’ more than he can pay,”

A coikney, who had heard pf the ,ballad of “ Jtobia Adair,” asked a friend if ho had /ward “iloiin And Amr,” who, itol wishing to appeal ignorant, answered, Why to be sotfl.1 have, who the deuce aaid ho "Was bald! \

• ’Married men have one advantage over single net)* they,are not obliged to pay out money to kiar lectures aa they generally gel a free lecture fWy evaning, i

le think fxfluxiificaused to it.**

Anold lady saya/someyoongpeoj trimony is something uncommonly clous, but la! Us nothing when yougi

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