Vevay Times and Switzerland County Democrat, Volume 4, Number 20, Vevay, Switzerland County, 18 April 1840 — Page 4

VEVAY TIMES AND SWITZERLAND COUNTY DEMOCRAT.

SITTINGS OF THE COURTS At the Court-Houtt in IVroy, Switzerland County, h

very dueojo which they arc employed to cure. It ii then by the use of purgatives, cxctnrivcly fomedof vegetable compound *, which, possessing within themsel?Ci uo deleterious agencies, which decomposition, combination, or alteration can dcvclope or bring into action; and therefore capable of producing no effect, save that which is deiired—that a safe remedy ii found. *

DRUGS! DRUGS!

POETICAL.

Too Touoji ion Kcoti.v. —Two or three days ajjoi while one of the ship-news collectors was knocking about oti the levee, in finest of “news from all nations,” a couple of Scotia's soils, who had evideillly been but ajshort lime in the country,'strolled up to him with curiosity pictured upon their faces, when one of them accosted him i n these, words:—

THE subscribe* having purchased the Drug Store of Itigly, Km/, Co., has removed it to (he house formerly occupied by W, Browning, nex| door to. Clarkson ,A; Jlufour’s Store, and hopes by a strict attention to bu’sincs to merit a share of public patronace. N. B. Advice given gratuitously.

our ConnlrT’s Flap. Fling out our flag from the gallant mast, Lei the shout of the crew be heard. While the barque that rides it Hying fast O’er.the tea like a mountain bird!, Let it rest on the breast of the glorious inn, When the sky grows calm at noon— And on let it float, when the day is done. In the shrecn of the silvery moon.

CIRCUIT CO CRT.

2d Monday In April. | -d Monday iuOctober.

PBOBATE COURT.

2d Monday in February, I 2d Monday in August, 2d .Monday in May. (2d Mondy in November.

v The LIFE PILLS and rilENIX BITTERS turn proved to be the most happy intbeirelfccl* in cases ol billions diseases, of any purely vegetable preparalior ever otfered to the public. If the stomach is foul, they cleanse it by exciting it to throw olT its contents; if not, they pass (o the duodenum without exciting vomiting or nausea in the stomach; stimulating the neighboring vicera, os (he liver arid pancros, so as to produce n more copious dnw of their secretions into the intestines { stimulating thc.cxhalcnt capillaries, terminating in thcinncrcoal, which an increased flow of the useless particles of. the body, foreign matters, or retained secretions, arc completely discharged. For sale wholesale and retail by (he proprietor, WILLIAM II. MOFFAT,37a Uroadway-loN. Y. whom all-letters relative to the Medicines or order* must be directed.

“What muddy stream do ye ca, this, guid necborl” ‘

cmlMlSSIOXERsVCOURT. . 1st Monday in January. I 1st Mondy in September. 1st .Monday in March. I 1st .Mondy its, November. 1st Monday in May. )

“The Mississippi, sir.” “Tit, what d’yu say!” “The Mississippi, sir,” “by mo bluid, ye ca, it by a tough name.” “Easy enough when you get used to it, air, as the convict Said to the hangman,” “Ve're a droll body, Hoes your stream run far yip, ncebor!” : ‘“Three thousand miles or so, sir.”

Would inform the citizens of Vcvay and its vicinity that he has resumed the practice of Medicine, Arc., and can at all times be fount! at his Drug Store, except when absent on professional business. Vevay, Sept. 28,1939. 47tf

T>K* S. AV. CLARKSON

For inbreathes a charm In that tender light ■ Through the sky ward sailor a eye— ‘ While he looks on Peace, as she nestles.bright, ’Mid the stars and stripes on high— It speaks to the heart of his mountain home, Where in quierit long shall wave, , And knows that hia sons are Tree if they roam— If dead— in a freeman’s grate.- .

MAZEPPA,

A beautiful Blood Bay, Jive yrars oldlhis spring, fall sixteen and a half hands high ,

Ululborry Trees for Sale* Till*} subscriber has under, cultivation ten thousand .Morus Muliicaulis trees which ha will sell at reasonable prices. All orders fro in a distance’will be promptly amended to, Patriot, •Switzerland county IKGERSOL DIDDLE. 44—Cm

• WILL stand the ensuing season, (alt . public days cxccplcd,).al the foliowmg' places, to wit: - On Mondays and Tuesdays at Mount Sterling, Jeflortownship; on Wednesdays and Thursdays, In the town of New-York; and on Fridays and Saturdays, in Vevay. Pcd igi'cc ol* illazcppa: MAittrPA> t wa3 sired by the fine .horse Young Potomjtcjlio by the noted liorse old'Potomac; and he by licntbms Potomac, (a bay, which for symmetry of parts, bone and muscular strength, was not- inferior to any horse on earth,) ho was by the imported Dioracd.' dam,was by lladgcr, and his grand: dam by Old Whip of Kentucky.' A more lengthy pedigree is deemed uscIcbb, as it is admitted that Mazeppa is a descendant from as'good a stock of horses as our country ever afforded} and it is believed, from his appearance and action, lhatho fully retains.the noble -blood of his; ancestors. *:: •' - The season has already commenced, and will close on the first oT July. For further particulars sec bills. v -:; ' ;

• Thai waa too tough for the Scotchman. ..A river three thousand miles in length waa something he had no conception of. So he turned suddenly to his companion, and exclaimed, (hia eyes dilating to their utmost orbicular extent as he spoke.} , ■ • " . “Como, Jamie, let’s gang aw a*. The men’s daft!”—JV* O. Sun.

Let-U strayjbrough the night on that lofty spire, And talk with the midnight star— : For the heavens will glow with a warmer fire, To gaze on in face afar— •_ They will hail iia light as kindred all, Long sehi from the jparent sky, • To laugh in scorn o’er the Tyrant’s fall,' And beam where the Tyrant’s die, r

(£r*The Good Samaritan, explaining more fully Mr. Moffat’* thwuy of diseases, may be hud gratis at the office, 375 Itroadwuy.

September"* .1539.

SOEVER AND AGUE FOSlTTVEIa CURED.— . Fever ami Ague Ss a most obstinate disease, and iu warm and humid climate?, frequently resist* every ordinary mode of cure, «u ns to become very distress* in; (a the patient; ami by the extreme debility which the disease inducer, j( often gives riic.lo.otbpr chi on* ic complaints. Marsh miasmata, ot the effluvia arising from stagnant water, i» the uiosC freqqcnl txciling cause of this disease;-and one of its grta' peculiarities is its susceptibility of a renewal from very slight causes, such as from (he prevalence of un easterly wind-HJVtn without the tcjietiium of the original exciting cause. In this, Fever and Ague differs Iroui most other fevers; as,it is well known, that alter an ordinary fever has once occurred, and been removed, (he person affected is not tb liable to n fie?h attack as one who was not so affected. These circumstances render it extremely difficult to effect ,u |fcmaiieut cure of Fever nnd Aguc, though to retorell;e patient for the time befn; is a very easy task. - Moffat’s Lira Fills iSD' FnExtx Bitteus have been thoroughly t&lcd, nnd ptoved lo be a positive axo SAtiicALci’KC of Ferdrund Ague, flumlrcds ol his fellow-citizens fii t he Vest, have voluntarily cone forward to assure .Mr, MUFF AT that the 1.1 FK MEDICINES lire the only medicines tbit will tiiorovuiilv ellect a' removal of this moit tedious and disagreeable disease. ■]*" . . Others who have emigrated to that rich andprooiiing portion of our country—men who went out inij ofbope, and confident of winning a competence from tha luxuriance of tho soil; or who carried to the out posts of our settlements the 'mercantile or mechanical experience won in the. crowded cities uiid totvui of the older states, have either returned with shattered constitutions and depressed spirits, ot they remain' in their new homes, dragging out n weary lihr; at last to sink, under some di-cusp to. which they arc prcdifpnted by- that terror of the. West, the FEVER. AND AGUE. Their hopes arc blasted—their bunucss*cnergies destroyed—their El Dorado becomes a'dcsert, and the word of promise, made to the car, is broken to the hope. . . r - -■ ; J To these individuals, Mr, Moffat would ray—‘‘Try the LIFE MEDICINES, qad you will yet anticipate your most sanguine expectations, Tor they will certainly restore you to health.” ' ‘ . ' FEVER and AGUE is a complaint which requires to be met at its first approach, and combatted alcrery stage. Selilomfatiltoiuclr, it reduces the strength, and impairs tbs funtiohs of the organs,-So that upon the mnnifcstatlaa bi .disease Nature is unable, una*listed, to resist ,ibe Inroad. Tho Life Medicines, when taken itricQy according to directions will cure it, and give to the weak and trpmhling victim ot disease, new health, life, and strength. ■; : '

t .Sii$]>cn$ion of Credit. Ill' subscriber would respect fully giro no* ticc to his numerous customers, that while .he feel’s grateful to them for their past far on, and white he still feels unbounded confidence in the great majority of. thcm,'and would if possible, be very happy still .to accommodate them with goods on credit,; yet he finds himself so much embarrassed hy the present difficulty inmoney affairs, that he has reluctantly come to'' the conclusion that until there is an important. change for the belter, ho must sell bis good? for-' ready pay only, and would inform those mm’ wish goods fur cash, he will sell them at unusually low prices. He ifould earnestly request those indebted tohtm to make.immediate payment, and it is upon shell he must rely for means tr meet Us engage incuts.

Asecdotil —Sonjo eight or ten ’ years. ago, there lived near ;lhe Log Jail in the State of New Jersey, a personage who bci ante very eminent in the military'line after he, vaa elected : to theoffice of Major, On the mor nng of the' regimental parade, ; {being the next after bis election,) the sun rose as usual, and lature seemed to" have lost none of her attribu cs, when the new made Major, determined to e. excise a little, previously to associating with hi i superior officers, lie accordingly mounted or his own stoop, ami with all the consequence of a man in power, drew bis sword and exclaimed, “Attention the whole! lleiy ranks take, distance three paces back!” lie immediately stepped back and tumbled down' his cellar. His wife run from the kitchen, and cried out, “My dear have you killed yourself!” “Go into the bouse womtnwhat do you Know about War!”,

fid it float till the last great day of time. And proud, o’er a falling world J ; , I ■ Far up in its own congenial clime, ; 1 Trio m phanb hang u nfu rle J— ,. And when this fair earth shall no more be given For the home of its stars so bright, I May they turn in love to their native heaven, - And dwell in eternal light, i ; ' < f;

At the requestofafairtorreapordent,’wo give the following an insertion. Wo would.remnrlt, however, that it is from the lhe French.—IFpiatA Enquirer. ■ :

Giving aid Tnkinc—from the French.

YOUNG CHEROKEE;

Since (or hissing you,'my rodtherV.. | ; lllames and (colds tneallthe day, ? Let me biro*it quickly—quickly,j : Dive me back my kiss, I pray, ’/ v

ULY33BS V. SCIIEXCK. Vcvaf, March M» IS-IO, , 15-Cir

A beautiful Dark Bay, fail fifteen c«t/a half hand* high; and veil proportioned t

A? EniToHiAL CuRiosiTi.—The following is from that spicy little sheet j the St. Louis Pennant.' .We think: U must hare been jw«n?dj under/hd'.influence of something- stronger 'than JUutistippi wo/errf “The weather is charming—the birds are singing—boats are puffing—bees are hdmrolng—mtrebatns arc dunning—the trees are budding—loafers are lounging—toads are peeping—maidens arc sighing—editors are quarrelling-babes are squalling—banks'aro slopping—wags are punning—the poor'are starving— the hen are giving: —brokers arc shaving—borrowers are cursing— Christians arc fasting—our subscribers are in? creasing; but what’s the use of summing up or calculating! the fact is the world is wagging, just os it pleases. \ ; ■ ; *

NOTICE.

An. ’ YOUNG CHEROKEE >will; stand Wjy present season,(all public days ejtcepted,) at the following places, * •*> w ‘ l! Mondays and Tuesdays, at Mount Sterlings Jefferson, ehip; ■ bn Wednesdays and Thursdays, in the town of Now-York; and on Fridays and Saturdays, in Vevay. -y-V v •’

TUG Subscriber offers for sale a Carding Machine with all iis running gears—also one two Horse Wagon/and one Horse which be will sell low fb.r cash, or part of them for approved conn try produce; terms will be made as easy as possible to the purchaser; .The Machine may be seen at his old stand on Indian Creek, near the * UriJgtt,sfor *pnnicolar8 npply io the subscriber living in Jacksonville/Indian a. - 1 ‘ 1 ‘ JACOB WEAVER. ;March7,lS40. ’ 14—gw

Do—she keeps so groat ft tumult, Chides so sharply—looks so grave—1» Do my love, to please my mother; i Urvo me back the kiss I gave.

Dm upon you—out upon you—- • One you gave but two fba take, Dive me back the two my darling. Dive them for my sake.

Pert igrcc of Young Cherokee;

YoWo CrisaoKEp'was sired by Old Cherokee. Cherokee’s dam' was a fine niareoFiho Quick* silver and Comet 'breed,' both.known'io be celebrated'stock. / - ' . . :■ ' Old Cherokee was got by the renowned horse Sir Archey, add Archey by the imported D famed, whoso bipod is .well, knowni 5 ' Old Cherokee’s dam,Youpg Roxanna,by Hephestian r {)t8 grand dam, Roxanha, was got by the imported horse Marplot his grand d am by the imported horse Flimnap,putofone ofGen. McPliersonVbest bred mares. Cherokee's grand, sire llepheslian was got by the imported. Blizzard{Uephestian’s dara, the dam of Sir Archey, which was the old imported mare Castanlra, out ofTabilha, (as per the English Stud Book, page 404, .will appear,) and was imported by Cd], Taylor, of Virginiaj in 1708. v .;. ■ ■■ ■'■ ■Thus by, ArcHy, and IfepljcsiianV, being'half brothers. Cherokee’s’’ Blood is 'almost .wholly rof the blood - of Si r Archy apd Buzzard. • As there are so few stallions .touched with tho blood of Bzzard.hia pedigree ts scarcely known: 1 will here give itcorrectly: 13 uzzardi was got by-Wood-pecker, his dam by, Curiosity, Doty’s Snap, Regulus, Bartlett’s Childers, Honey wood’s Arabian, dam of tbetvo True Blues. < . . y Wo do certify that the abbve pedigree is true. . \ . ' >• JAMES EWING, :> pe£AP;r; XINNWEST. ., Fpffbrther 4 r The excellent qualities of Mazeppaarid! Cherrkee, both, will show' for themselves. .'Farmers, come and examine,’ ’• 'V,*:': I 1 - ‘ • HENRY McMAKIN. JOHN DAWSON! Keeper. ; April 4,1B40.

' ' * AFarm 4br Sale. THE subscriber wishes to sell the farm upon which.lic now resides, contaipiog two hundred and forty-seven acres, being a part of section 1, (own,2, yango Iltrcsi, near Plumb creek' and aboglooe and a half miles from the Ohio, which,'when high backs up, to the land. There is'about oooi hundred .seres cleared andtiodcr cultiratioQ, an orchard of.one hundred bearing ‘ apple .trees, beside* peach and’ cherry trees. ■The dwelling - houses are of, hewed logs,-three fooms bo the lower door and two on the second. .Also a good well of water- near the home, and. a number’of springs of water on the place.— The woodjandis'wcll timbered, with plenty of ash and black, walnut on it.. It might bo divfdcd'Tery conveniently-into two farms.— Tenons wishing to purchase.arc expected to call on the subscriber living on the premises who will always be ready to show the land and. improvements.' March 14,1840.

VARIETY.

[fron the Ohio ShtUtman*

Mr. Mkdary:—I overheard the following dialogue this moruing, between two prominent Feds of this city, in the Market House; ; Mri 11. Dood morning, Mr, K. Well, what is the prospect these few days with the good cause —all things go on finely I believe, do they hot! Mr. K. ‘ Welly Idoa’t know that they do, quite as well as I wmtld like toi;see them,.

Tue Wat op Womkx.—In thp Newcastle market a lady asked the prico'ofagocsei ‘Four and threepence/ said the woman at the'stall. The rejoinder was *1 will give you four shillings/ ‘Very well/ said the woman, ‘you may have it for four; for, you see, I clappedV threepence on, because 1 knbw’d you’d want siimmat off. I always find that the way of wo.* man is, to hcv threepence off the goose; and a penny off I* giblets—an’ so I axes accordin’ly. ■ Shopkeepers, Ibss candid than the goose mcrchant,'are. not in the habit of confessing their practices; but we think we may'venture to assert, that when they deal with indies who‘want summat off/ they lake care to ‘ax accordin’lj/ -

Mr. It. WhyVwhitisthc matter—any thing new! l am sorry/lojsea you look so down-hcatt-ed—it is not usual with Vou.; - Mr.. K. I tell you, Mr. R., that it takes considerable to make me look down-hearted, but I see no prospeet df success. It appears we can’t devise any means, by which to overthrow these d—d loco focos, unless they Audit out-about . as soon as we know U ourselves, t 3Ir. R. How now, have they found out any of our plans! Mr. K. Why, you know our'plan to scaVe . them, was to tell them that such a man, and such a man, had turned to be a Harnsonian, and all _ the Farmers and Mechanics bad turned. Well, Iwent lo,work in .this manner, and told that several men had turned. Well, they would ask me who they were that had turned.'' Well, I told them that Mr. S. bad turned. They goes and tells Mr. S. that 1 said he had turned. Mr. S. came Jb me and asked me if I tmd told Mr. D. . that fas (Mr. S.) had turned to be a Harrison man. 1 told him that I had beard so. Ho asked me for my author.' Then I was stuck.—And he told me that if I told any more such stuff about him, for'the purpose of injuring his moral character, hswouldhold me responsible for it. So,you see, that will not do—for I will not lay myself liable to receive a thrashing from every, man I met for the best office the Whigq could give me. - Mr. R. O, you must not back out yet—stick, to it, for you know a iia well stuck to, is as good as the truth. One thing you hare done which is wrong, and that is, in telling the names. You might know they will find it out. 'K. Welt, what will I tell them when they ask for the names!

MOFFAT’S VEGETABLfc LIFE PILLS, A PHENIX BirrfiRS.-T»E usiviM.it £stjji: tioji .In which the, celebrated Life PilUdnd riicnix Bitters are held, is mlitfactorily,demonstrated by the increasing demand for them in every Stale uud section of the Union; and by the voluntary 'testimonials to their remarkable efficacy which arc,every nhere'offered.,' It u not less from a deeply gratifying confidence that they are the means or’extensive and inestimable good* among bis afflicted fellow creatures, than from interested considerations, that the proprietor of these preeminently successful medicines is desirous of keeping them constantly before the public eye. The sale ofevery additional box and bottle is a guarantee that some persons will be reliered from a greater dr less degree of suffering, and be improved iit gcncral health; for in-no case .of suffering from disease can they be taken lu vain,;: The proprietor has never knbWd or been informed of an imtancein which they have failed to do good.\ In the, most obstinate cases of chronic disease,, suefi os'chronic torpid •liver, rheumatismj asthma, nervous and billions head ache, cpstivcncss; piles, general debility, scrofulous swellings and ulcers', Scurvy, salt rbeumandall other chronic affections of tho organs and membraheij they *fftcl cures ‘ -with , a rapidity.: and permanency which few persons would theorclically believe, but to 'which thousands have* testified from happy cuce.; In colds and coughs, which, if neglected, superinduce the most fatal diseases of the I nogs, and indeed the viccra in general, these medicines, if taken but for three or four days, never fail. Taken at night, they promote the insensible penpifatlon, and so relieve the system of febrile action ami feculent obstructions, ds to produce a most'deligbtfui those of convalcseucc in the morning; 'and'though the usual symptoms of a coin should partially return (luring tbs day, the repetition of a suitable dose at the next heurof bed-time wilt almost invariably effect-permanent relief, without further aid, V Their effect upon fevers of a more acuto and violent kind' is not less, snre and speedy if taken in proportionable quantity; and persons retiring to bed with inflammatory lymptominif the most alarming kind, 1 will awoke: with the gratifying consciousness.tbat the fierce enemy has been overthrown, and can easily be subdued. In the.same way, visceral largest nee, though long' established, and visceral iudamatlans, however critical, will yield—the former to small and latter to large doses of the lore Pills ; and so alio hysterical affections, hypocondriocisnircsllcssneis, and yerymany, other varieties' of the nGurotlcal doss of dUcatcs, yield to the efficacy of the PHENIX Full directions; for the nto‘bf these medicines, and showing thcirdistiuctivo applicability to different 'jpomplainti!-* accompany them'; and they can be obtained wholesale and retail, at 375 Broadway, whcrci numcroas ccrtifioatcijor their unparalleled success are always open to inspection. ’’ '** ' . French, German ana Spanish directions can be obtained on application at the office, 375 Broadway.: : All post paid letters Will receive immediate attention. Sold wholesale and retail by WM. 0. MOFFAT, 375 Broadway! JL; Y, ' A liberal dedaction mado’to those who' purchase to sell again. ‘ .‘Jgrnfr —The Life Medicines may alto be had of the principal Druggists in every town throughout the United State* amt Canadas. Aik for Moffat's Life Pills and Phcuix Bitters; and be sure that a lac simile of John Moffat's signature if upon the label of each bottle of Hitters, or box of Pills. '

A Printing Omen is like a monastery, because it contains monkttnAfriars\ it is like a sinner because it is possessed ofa dew'f; like a pastry shop, because it has any quantity of pi; like a punchroom because it has many tqnabblet; tike a post oflice bey use it has many kltcrt;l\ke a court calendar, because it contains cny quantity of cojcr; like a cabinet ware house, because it contains/urnliurc; not like heaven because it contains MheU; Hkc a stable, because it contains rack*; like-a bank because it contains quoin; (doubtful,)- and soon, to the end of the chapter.

GEORGE WALTZ. ■ : 15c.

VXIOIV HAMi.

TUB undersigned respectfully informs the tra-velling-public, that he, has taken this we 1 ! known tavern stand, - situated on the comer rf Main and Ferry streets, in the town nf Wray, andrfonnerly' occupied by.John 31, King, E«q. His table and bar will be found well furnished with the best the country can afford, apdjiis stables plentifully stored with provender, and attended bycarefbl ostlers. By strict attention to the convenience and comfort of travellers, be hopes to give general-satisfaction, and receive a share of;public patronage.

An fosojujiocB. —A few day's ago, as*J—was trundling a wheelbarrow throtigh one of our streets he was considerable annoyed by anew with her litter of juvenile porkers, who pot having the fear of hog-reeves beforq their eyes,had started on a public promenade. ’ The wheelbarrow, as wheelbarrows are apt to do, kept up a' squeaking, tn a very good imitation of a grunter. The aforesaid sow, thinking him of the wheelbarrow to be inflicting cruelty upon her offspring, Immediately seized him by the leg. J *, turning round and coolly surveying (he old sow, address cd her in this wise, “you d—-d old foolj don't you know a whecl-fiarrowfrora a pig. 1 ”

The cause of bilious complaints AND A’ MODE,0b CURE.—a well regulated and proportionate quantity of, bile on ‘the stomach is always requisite for the promotion of (bond health—it stimulates digestion, and keeps the intestinal canal free from all obstructions. On the inferior surface of the liver u a peculiar bladder, in which tho bile is first preserved, being formed by the liver from the blood. Thence it passes into thcstakmch dnd iiitcstincs, and regulates the Indigestion.- Thus wo, sec wbcit there is a deficiency of bile, the body is constantly costsvc. On the other band, an overabundance of bile, causes frequent nausea in tho stomach; and often promotes very severe attacks of disease, which sometimes end i a death, f .: Fevers ore always preceded by symptoms of a disordered stodach; flsarc alio scrofulous disorders, und all sympathetic functional, organic or febrile diseases. From the same cause, (he natural and healthy action of the heart, and the whole vascular system is impair: cd and reduced below its natural standard; os exhibited io palpitation?, languid pulse, torpors ,of. the limbs, syncope, and even death itself, in consequence of an overabundance of a peculiar offensive substance to the digestive organs. ,'vV f The approach of bilious dieases is stall timet attended by decided symptoms of an existing diseased stnte of the stomach and bowels; i,c. with those signs which arc known to point out their content* to bo of a morbid irritating nature; but whenever the alimentary canal boppem to bo loaded with irritating matter, some derangement of tbe healthy operation, either of the general system, or of some particular organnf'the body »*be certain result; and when this state happens to bo united with any other symptoms of disease, its effects are always thereby much aggravated. The progress of organic obstruction is often so rapid as scarcely lo admit of time for the application of such aid os is to be offered by art, yet, in general, the premonitory symptoms or gastric load arc perceptible for a day or two previous to the paroxisms, a period, when the most efficacious assistance may v be given, by unloading the stomach and alimentarycanal of ilslrritating contents, and th’uy reducing the susceptibility of disease. MOFFAT'S LIFE MEDICINES, should always be taken in tho early stages of bilious complaints; Cod if persevered in strictly according to the direction’s will positively effect a cure. Tho mineral mcdipinei often prescribed in these diseases, although they may effect a temporary cure, at tbe same time create an unhealthy state of the blood, and consequently lend to promote a return of thq

JOHN'S. ROBERTS. ;■ ■ .* 13tf j

Feb. 29,1840. .

NEW ESTABLISHMENT. nnH E undersigned respectfully informs the •Xf cilirons of'Vevay, and tbepublic generally* tliai ho has,established a ( ■ JBiatksmith Shop - at the lower end of Market street, where, be is prepared to do any' wort in the line, in the best manner, and at reduced .prices. Haring engaged a good workman, he hopes to merit and receive a share of public patronage." : • BENJA3II.N DETRAZ.

. R. Why, that is easy enough got over. Just tell them that you won’t tell the names for fear they will go and whip them into the ranks, K. Yes, but that won’t do, that is too shallow, people have got so now, that you must put the finger on these converts, or they won’t beleivc

Irish Hospitality.— “Will you dino with me to morrow, Mr. !” “Faith, and I will with all my heart.” “Remember; ’tii only & family dinner I’m asking you to,” “And what for not; a family dinner’s a mighty pleasant thing. What have you got!” “Och, nothing uncommon; just an illigant piece of corned beef and potatoes.”' “By the powers, that bates the world! just my own dinner to & hair—Jarring the bcc/i ”

; N. B. An apprentice to the above trade want-, ed immediately. Pec. 7,1839.- - Ilf

Bills AT THE TIMES OFFICE, .. At the shortest notice and with choice of Cuts, v:;-'No job will be delivered without the cash*

you. R. But when they pinch you down, name John (J. Miller, Miskell Saunders, Jonathan Philips.

K. But as soon as you mention cither of these three worthies they will say, they just left us because they could hot get office inourfdemocratic) ranks, which- is undeniable, for Miller has

Gem's,—The following - dialogue did actually occur down east between a father and hta son: Son, Father, how rriarty lege has % catfi Fathrr. Four, of course. Son. Supposing you were to call hiilailaleg, bow many would you have then! Father. Fiveof course, > Son.. AVt would’nt; for calling a tail a leg don’t make it a leg,, no bow. Tho father smiled and said, Son, thou art almost a Solomon.

scarce got into the party, and he is the whig candidate for Mayor, and Miakell will be the whig candidate for some office in the county next fait, bo I tell you, it wilt not do, to mention these men as converts, for they are men of no influence any bow.

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R. Well, when you cant mention names, tell them that all the Mechanics have turned.

K. And how will that contrast with the (peeling that was held last night at tho Military Hail. I went down thereahd peeped into the rooms (for I could not get in, it was so full,] and they were, all mechanics and laboring men, eo that, yarn wont do, and I tell you Mr. R, (hat when such men as were there, take matters into hand, such politicians aa you and 1, stand no more chance than a cat in li tl without clawa—excuse me, 1 am not in the habit of swearing, but I cant help it* I must get my meat and go home. [Hickory blub.

A Wipe.—In tho play of “Love and Reason,” old General Dorlon is persuading Adjutant Vincent to marry—“She U an angel!” says the general: “1 don’t want an angel,” is tho reply of the single heartedjadjutaot. “She is all sweetness,” rejoins the general: “So is a bee-hive,” answers Vincent, “but it does not follow that 1 should like to thruetmy head into it,”

For full particulars of the modo of treatment, the reader U referred to the Good Samaritan, a copy of which accompanies (be medicine. A copy bo obtained of the different .agents who have the medicine for sole, For'saleat the store of CLARKSON & ItUFOUR, Vevay.Ia. July 3,1 C39, 30iy .

An abolition society, down in tho land of steady habits, resolves: . ' “That it is unbecoming a moral and religious people to eat txtgar and Vomr, and that them as does it,* is supporters of the Moody lyi/ew of sla very,” t

It is an unpleasant thing to love, when we have not fortune great enough to render those we lore as happy as they can desire.

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