Vevay Times and Switzerland County Democrat, Volume 4, Number 13, Vevay, Switzerland County, 29 February 1840 — Page 4

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vcf j.dijcate which they me employed to cute. It j ( then by Uic u-c of purgative-:, exctosively formed of vegetable compound', which, within llirrasdves no deleterious agencies, which decomposition, cpmbinniioti, or alteration cun derdopc or bring into action; nml therefore capable of producing no tflect, save that which ii a safe remedy it found. , i . .. . • J The LIFE PILLS and PHEMX BITTERS have proved lobe the most happy in their ejects in cate* of billions disease*, of any purely vegetable preparation ever offered to the public. 1 If the (tumagh it foul, ” lC ) ciciinsc it by L i xchii»j*it lothrovr oJTits contents; if not, they past (u the'duodenum without exciting vomiting or nausea in the stomach; stimulating the neighboring, viccrn, as the liver nud paucra-, ro at to produce a more copious Cnw of their secretions into the intestines; slimulafibg the cxhalctrt.capillaries tcmimitiiigia the inner coat, which'an increased How of the useless particles ofelhc body, foreign matters of retained secretion?, arc completely discharged, * Kor stile wholesale and retail hv the proprietor. WILLIAM If. MOFFAT, Ii?.'*Broadway—to Is. Y. whom all j letters relalivoto rhe.Medictuci or orders must (redirected. \ (ty'The- Hood Samaritan, explaining more fully >Mr. Moffat'jthcoiy of diseases, may hc.had gratis at (he olacc,37o Broadway,

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reply as he saw tlic perspiration oozing from tlio laborers, and thought he must makca-grand effort now to conciliate Pa's good opinion, or jc’ec he'll have me to work,* so added I'm almost through my latin.’ 'Ahi that’s gratifying,’,said the father,‘what’s thy name in latin,- Peter!’ Peter put his finger on his organ of reflection as many very aa ge Jaltnisls ilo sometimes. But it was only for a moment, when he replied, ‘it's —its— Peicrabut, father,’ah thea’s very quick, what’s foil: in latin, tny sort! By the same rule he replied Forkalus,, father!* ‘What’s dung, in latin!’ This he determined to decline. ‘Bung —dung-c—diing-ii—dung-a dunj-a— Dunga~ but!” ‘What’scart in latin!’ ‘Oart—cart-a-:-cart-c—rcart-i—cart-0— Carfabut, Father!’— This satisfied the old gentleman that his sons howl of knowledge was full, et) lie exclaimed—‘now thee little ignoramus,if the donl take that forkabua and throw thatdungabusinto thatcartihos I’ll give thee a Jickabus! Time's gotlcarning enough.’ This was latin that no linguist of Peter's calibre could misunderstand. He went to work and has made one of the first far* mere of "our county. If all parents would'act thus we should have fewer drones in society. 1 would not hare it inferred that I conceive talent to be foreign to humble ’for history testifies that it is indigenuous to every clime and and shade of society. But a kind of mama* for professions has seized a certain class, which a momOntons reflection would banish and give place to a desire to become useful in the sphere which iiattireibas evidently pointed oln. Here we sec a eon Weary of the life of his fathers, diving into (swimming on top l ehould say) the mystery of medicine, ilia , intellect is too limited, liis mind too contracted ever to become skilful in the profession, yet be is hurried through his studies by old jade ambition—a diploma is 'criminally given hih}—practice is commenced, and lmndrcds dlo through his unskilfutness.— Parents pause I Keflcctupon the murdert which have been committed through your instrumentality. 'Be satisfied that your son 'has a mind able to cope with the intricacies of the profess-, ion before he is permitted to adopt. ; ] The science of law I have ever revered, .The vaetiicsB of its scope requires a miqd that wHl admit of no limitation to its teachings—one that will Readily onward, unsubdued by bppo-' sing fmstacjcii, ’ have many such *;in our copnfry and they are very, justly the pride of it. But thereto more many more, brain less, characters whtfSeem to have .been manufactured in to lawyers by. some kind of machinery.. Samples of them may be seen on court days in; ctir large cities.. Though moneyless and shirtlcss as many of them* are they; are not soiAf/Jlees but what they carf“keep up appearances, 1 ’ With-a huge Folio under their Hrms and a blankbrief in iiicir hands they would have the public bclieve.ihat tliey arc overrun wilh'businest. But many of them have, grown- gray - wither t : ever feeing a client.,'A good lawyer, Is respected every where—|wt an inferior bhevl detest moat heartily.. HeV has .assumed a station which dias not the ability, to fill and .if I ’ had a : son ’twould give me more pleasure (o' see him a skilful wood-sawjcr—than a poor lawyer., llut parents are apt to look with prejudiced eye. They see the germ of fame'shooting up atohearlysge in the mind of their a?b. With, restless eye and huiricA step the hard can ings of years are collavished upon tlm that he may soar among the heights which others have attained—vain hope! a few weak flutters .upon his gilded pinions and • he falls to the earth the sport, of those who know his weakness, : *.♦ ♦ * ■ - * * But these remarks like the Peregrinations of Capt,;H-f—, ransi have an end, ' . '

From the JY. Orleans Great, Western. Grand “Whig” Procession. The Whiggles of the Old Bay Slate having met with a most disastrous defeat are now, (as it is .rumored,), collected their scattered forces, witlt the intention of marching to the Gibberalter of Whiggery~\n(t head quarters of federalism. It is esflcted that the procession will be .formed in the following-order..' Ex-Gm I^verett, mounted on a Striped Pig Two old Federalists, (Tories of TO) each dressed in a suit of blue. 2 old maids and a Tabby Cat. 10 panic oratdts/eaCh carrying a pewter bason .' full of Molasses and Water. 25 Abolitionists, with a banker'inscribed “Immediate emancfpation, br a dissolution of (he Union—Whlggery, V and Amalgamation; * * > A Young Whiggy wilji a foil of Sugar Candy. 25 Lynn Ladies, with mottos, “Emancipation ■; * ami Amalgamation!” Another Whig with a. smelling bottle. 25 Fenmle Africans with red ribbons round their nfceks bearing the following mono; A union with the Whigs, Ibr ■ the sake of the Union, 2 littk Whiggles, with a pair of curling tongs. r John Q, Adams, supported by a Minister from llayti. ' , One Anti-Mason, uncovered.. The de caded Federal Senators, singing, “cheer . up, cheer up! my'Iively lads,*it may be* clear to-morrow!” The defeated Federal ’ Representatives, with empty squash shells hanging by their sides substituted for canteens.. ; 40 Cm-ewino Whigs,’ with banners inscribed . Mfor we contend!" A “proscribed African,” singing, gosh a funder wha’s de Regunildtornow!”' Another Whig, leading a lap dog. '■ The Editor of the Boston Atlas, with arms extended exclaiming, “Ive found the bat* I ties of Whiggery alone—0 when r will Danliel return! | 2 Negress and a bank runner. A load of electioneering pamphlets and .federal .'.••Tv speeches, • : ; >*. 5 Bank.Presidents,' one dairying a blidder of qhuff and the other a bottle of N. E. Riim. Taudeni;Toam —"Jackasa”and ,, mu . tug a load of fifteen gallon kegs j of the “lost tribe” fiddling'on a corn Vv . . stalk. -I - .«• Wo clip the foregoing from the Hartford Timet —to which w-e' prose the addenda, having no doubt,' that it wilt 'be acceptable to the federal whigs in that quarter: A dozen* Southern'Whig Editors, arm-in-arm with Northern Abolitionists Each wearing the appropriate badgo of ancld ; ; :.■■■' threadbare Petticoat.' •" Fifty .Affggm, with brazen trumpets, shouting Huzza for Gm’u/Harrison, ; and bearing'ihe motto, 'de union ob de tphig.' • . ‘ . One login;- , : . ‘ yj! bound'in chains, and followed by twentypEdggera ‘ . carrying a flag, ■ / f , inscribed with, “your dro/A, our rfory.” .£ A few Southern Whig Editors, hoofed bytlja nose with a black wollen cord, . ] t and led by two oltf grannies/ being in a state of breakage; rather obstropoloha . and cutting various rusty didoes. A noisy crowd of market cattle, ring, streaked v , and speckled, just turned oul of a tean / - ‘ pasture,and intermixed with a t t few stray sheep of the V * ' \ South; ; All in a desperate state ofconfusion, having just got a scent of Uncle SomV farm yard. GEN'Uti WILLUM’HENJY HARRISON. Supported by Iwo'gemmen ob color , • .each-with d long cow Whip. Black Band playing a new air, composed and set ’ to music by Tappan and Garrison. -■ All bail to de cheef db de wars, - lie kill dp poor Ingin, dat sarlin;. . He stand by de niggers good cause, G o« h! he’s de Ixyr to Mrpw Marti n.

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/ .Babrisra. The’following from the Now Orleans Picayune, among the good hints it contains to bachelors, has'an excellent hit at .the common tifce of babtj-iaik to children. It is written by J. 31. Field, Esq., of the St. Charles Theatre, who was married, a few years since, to the beautiful Miss’Biddle, of the Philadelphia theatres. - We cannot but think that this baby sketch is a picture from life, and that perhaps he lias, sometimes, . - .

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2d Monday in February, I 2d Monday in Angus I, 2d Monday in May. j 2d Mondy in November.

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“Van Utile .hand vithin his hair, -* The other in his cup.” ■* A WEBBY GRAVE llEXORTATION*. I b’lieve you isn’t married, Ned! , * YondocSq’t know thesveets, Vich rails upon that appy state, .Yen’ men and- vomcn meets! The buesmn’s varm emotions, Ned, And the dropsyilhin the eyes, [stockings. And the nice vasbed things, and the darn’d And all,tb?ifi tender ties!

1)11. O. U. BlfOCKLEBANKj

SURGEON DEN TIS^ V HAVING located himseld in Vevay for a time, respectfully lenderb his services to the citizens of this place, vicinity* and the adjoining towns. And having been tor several yearscngagfld.in his profession, flatters' himself that he may not only merit a reasonable of public patronage, but give general satisfaction to alt who may favor him with a call. He has taken a room at the Vevay, Hotel,,where hb may at al) times be found, unless absent on professional business. -.He', will attend lb the various'opera-tions-of the teeth and gums; ihscrling from one to a fqll set, both on plate and pivot; ..plugging; separating to remove carles, scaling .or, cleansing; extracting fangs, dec.; and treat the diseases bf r the gums, such as scurvy, ulcerati bus, abscesses, amT.all tenderness arising from an. unhealthy or 'diseased aption of*either;; Alloperations done on safe and sure principles, and extracting with the least possible pain.' - lip has a superior set of ex trading, and other insirumems;also materials of the best quality, and flattering testimonials as to character and skill in his profession.

A.N’il ACJUf POSITIVELY CLItUh— Fever and Ague h a most obAinato disease, and in warm and huioid climVcs, frequently resists every ordinary mode of cure, to as to becomef'vtry disireeling to the patient; ami by the extreme debility which the disease induces,;! cillcn gives rise to olhcr cl.rouicedmphunU. tMafth iniaimala, oi the cfliiwa arising from staglfanl water, islho most frequenl exciting cause of, this disease; and one of its great peculiarities is its susceptibility of a renewal from very slight c|\»sei, tuch ns from the prevalence 01 an va*tcrly wind—even without the lepeiitiou of the original cxeitiiigcausc.’ In this, Fever and Ague diffv rsirom mini oilier fevers; as it is well known, that - alter an ordinary fever bar oiicc occurred, and been removal, the person affected is not sod.abk- to a fresh attack as one who was" not so. affected. Thtsfc iirctumtauccr renJerjit cxlrcrocly.itjficult to effect a permanent cure ol fever and Ague, though to rr/iere .the patient for the* ttuiebcing Is a very easy task. Morr.vrjTLux Pjllsami Ppesix Bitters have been" thoroughly tested, nnd'proreJ to he a rostnvi asw radical cckc of Fever and Ague, Hundreds of his fellpw-cUi?tiii in the" West, havt Voluntarily come forward (o assure Mr, .MOFFAT that the LIFE .MKUlCJXtks'are the only medicines that will ikoeol'ciilv effect a removal of this moA tedious and disa crccnhie disease. *

You don't know vaUrie Ned,* Vile laying in yorir bed,’ To gazo on careful vqman’s form, Vile the breakfast tilings is spread! Yen you don’t rant to gel up, Ned. • ; Cos the kiver feels so nice; : And she says** rent yon haro another cup, And this,cre other slice!”

Vhito the fire is burning bright;Ned, AmTail upon the chair* 1 * . ; '■ , ' Your linen and y’r draw’rs, Ned,< la hanging up “to air;” '* 1 axea-every heart, Ned, A Vat isti’i made of steel, . | If you can eetbefore that fire, '£ And not a vanning fee}!. : V

. Ladies waited on at their residence, if desired. Tooth paste, for beautifying and preserving the teeth, always on hand. - Dec. 7, IS39. V HT

• Oh! werry few indeed, JCed, \ Knows ven tjiey’r jruJy happy:; , Yen the baby is fetched in, Ned;; “To kiss it’s lazy pappy!” : J, “You ittle, diqey,pincy, ting, V - ' Its mammy turn and catherp' ' .You bessed bafcc, it-was so ilrwcet. It toodn’t be no thweetef!”

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Mdministydtoi'is Notice* 'VTOTICE is that the understgn-ii-1 cd has taken out letters of administration on" the estate of Henry Wain, late of Jefferson township, Switzerland county, Indiana,, do* ceased.- All persons indebted to said,estate are'requested Income forward and make immediate'payment; and those having claims against the same, will file them in the Clerk’s .office, duly authenticated, for adjustment. The estate is supposed to be insolvent. •" J. C. nilOWtV, AdmV. 8c*.

UiliifMvIio have emigrated to (hat rich ami j>roit,iing jkjfiioiifif our coi:rjirj—»iiicn v.Lo r.uil uut ml* ofibojH.% pBd ooidaittit bfvnnuitjg a cohijnrtci.ee from the hccuriatjcc of the fait; or who carried io die out jto*H jf our HlUeatuiti ili; mercantile or mechanical fsjtt'raiice won ih the crowded citici ant! (o-.vm of the oli'ir itiite?, havo tilhcT returned with fhaliered ci>Ji=lih.iibnr and ilejirc.itd ijiirid, or duy ren.ain in their uew'homtr, dragging out a v.j.irv Ij.ejai J ut to siat:‘, order farce eikaW to v. -,;.c V arc jircdLpofcfl brfl.at terror of the dvt .t, Uie’l'EVlJU A.\l> 4Ubli, Their ntt-hhifled—llair Lasincii cntrpea'dedroyiti—tlwir LS dorado become, a dt.-tr. aiU the wbrdof jiromiec, m;.t!o ta lho tar, i- broken tojllo hope. ' .c To these mdirjtJimJf.'.Ir. Mo.Tlt itouM f av—*-Trv (he UFi) and yur will jet aadedute jonr most fcitigtiitre esjtr IM tins’, for da; i.ii/mtamJt; jou to Jteailti.:?'-■t-’tiVKft ami AUL : lsis;a-c;i;ne’aiat.iThir!j rerjuirer to be rueiatih first approach, and e-imbuHr;! at eurv itage. tefdom fatal to itself, it ttJuCfJlhc Urea-ib, nod impairs the fruitions therrgatif, fotj.ii the muniteUalion ol tli-en-r. Iratu-a r- tmak.'y i -!afiited, (o resist Thu inroad, '1 he Life .’,j r . when taktrn to idu currat: ’ it, and glee loathe «r:ik‘ar.i! : trer>.;:iiuj v.e;;,c .1 ■,*- cate, iictrJiCili!i; liiVjanJ-itrfik'ttu - ■

*• You tloil a bessed angel you. .« It jmlls it pappy’s hair; ; V j , Take fingers out of pappy’s cupi : DonT cry'den, tweetest—there! Oh! fie! toepill aii pappy’s tea, ■>. You naughty, ducky, dinfcy, , You oney, doney,rogucy, poguey, .Thwoetest, thugar, thincy!”

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Oh! Ned, them is some minrts, ton " Tlie sternest hearts vUl quiver;;/ Just let a baby spill y’r lei, Vile yon’s beneath the kiVer! ■>; Von little hand vithia yV hair, The tother in your cup: . Don't vender if to sometimes fells, As re could Ht eat Um.upl ,t

CLEAN cotton and linen HAGS Meat all timet pmchoECd at this office. •' . • ‘

, - NEW ESTABLISHMENT. ' Til 13 undersigned respectfully .informs, the , citizens of Vcvay, aqa.the public generally, that he baa ..

Blacksmith Shop / * at the lower end’ of Market street, wherohe is pferpred to do. any.work in the line, in the best tnannar,-and at reduced' prices. Having good workman, tic hopes to merit and receiyda share of public patronage. - . , y* . \ BENJAMIN DETRAZ. ■ N, B. ’Mi apprentice to the above iradc wanled immediately. ' ■ ;v ' Dec. 7, isay. . ' Ilf .

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MoTKA*rs..vi:wETAiii.n : lira rn.i,s" fc rilL’MX DriTBUs-.-Tn-: {.mvir.-m, i ;rniuox ill wliicli (U‘ ctlehrauJ LM- HIU snd liillurs aro is'nit;-ficl!C!iy dvmotxraud l'v tl,e fncrcasiti j dc-awnd fur tfcjm in t-.crv siulc z:y. :c* :ion of the Union, anil liy. tie vuluittary ti iis;. f lu their remarkable efficacy winch arc every v.:.r.-c offcrtil. U is not Je-jfrbin a'duply cr.ilijunr cu:;;.device that they are the muin- el c.\!ct; ; iva m'd in-s-ttyablD good among hi* aa'ictetl f Uow than Item inter fit ed conoid lint • ttx- iircprictor 01 these jire-etiiiiientlv 5: ccWjl tae Jicim - h tons of keeping them coin-ta t (Jv hi fore lie public vt<-. Tilt sale of every additions Im&aiu! battle is :i roarantcc that some pejAis will be relieved from a srr3ier or less degree oraiffcriug, aiid he improved in general health; lor in no caiu cf satferin? from di-aa,c cau they bo taken iu vain.- The j.nprTrtori,r.?j/vrr known or kecu.infomieil of an imiai.cein « h:ah tiit v ‘ have faileiHti do gujdi la the mu-I ob-ti: ate of chronic disease, such as chroma dyspnea. torpid liver, rheumatism, asthma, cem-:u awl Lih'br.ii head tfche, edstivenesf, piles, general debility, ;cro:'uious swellings and.ulcer;, Itorvy, salt rheum and all olhi r chronic affections ofnLc organs mid .membranes, they effect cores with a tepidity and 1 eimaneiicy which ft w pcrsoiis would theoretically believe, but to which thousands hare, tc;t;ffcd 1:0m hippr tjpcijencc. - )a colds and coughs, whfch. if mgleetcd, «jpcrinduco (ho most fatal diseascs/of the lungs, acd in* deed the viccra in general, there medicine*, if taken but for three or four days, never fail. Taken at night, they, promote the insensible perspiration, and so re* lievc the system of febrile action and feculent obtructions, tu.t'O produce a taut delightful tense cfcouvaleseftedin the morning; lad.though the asm] trap toms of a cold should partially return duria? the day, tljo repetition of a suitable dose at : tbc next hour of bed-time will almost invariably effect permanent re-''" i lief, without further aid. - Their effect upon fevers of a.more aciilo and .violent kind is not less sure and speedy if taken in proportionable quantity; and persons retiring to, bed with inflammatory symptoms of the most alarming kind, will awake with the gratifying consciousness that’tfac fierce enemy has been over-' .thrown, and canchsily be subdued*:; in the same way, visceral though long established, uad - ■ visceraliuflamat|ons, however critical,tall yield—(lie former fo small and latter to large doses of the Lirr , IJ1LL0; nndsdalfo hysterical affecuonsjhypocbndrio-" cism, rcsl(csaicij, -and very many other vanclics of the Ncurotical class of diseases, yield to the efficacy of the PHENIX BITTIIItS’. ■ Full directions for the' use pflhrec medicines, and showing their distinctive applicability,'to different accompany theta: and they can be obtained wholesale ipid retail, at ’375 Broadway, where 'humorous certificates of their unparalleled success are always open.to inspection. • -

. Excuse my noise if you please gentlemen, for I really can’t help'laughing at the risk of losing all the powder in my, wig when I [think of the voyage of Captain II—. Ho is certainly favored with a noble ambition—one that as pi to to great things, but hie heart unfortunately, is loo weak to accomplish them—and-however much Neptuncs dominions may need a representative from Southern Jersey, ’itsevident bo is notthe mao. I trust he i rill now remain contented at -home hoe ge and potatoes as nature un.doubtedlytfesigneQliim to do, or she would have given-him aJicart that-would not havp euuk under thefirslvoyage. v But aside froraCapt. II—j — (who is known ko he a very t worthy and intelligent man) I would'remark that we ace too many in our community reaching after employments for which they are mentally and physically disqualified. Look at yon sickly youtffwho' has heard of thedeedaand "hair breadth ’scapes** of Jack the giant killer—Baron jtftinchausen or eomo other imaginary h|ero.< See hbw ho pants to emulate them, and Bets at the restraint of parents and friends.. His aspirings are grand but his powers are too limited to accomplish them. Here is another—a brawney a Wai n tired of the plough and #u miner’s come to c/enU in a s[lk and lace ware-house. Ills very appearance ren*' dors him unfit for'the business, and excites the risibilities of the whole .fraternity. Can we wonderat their merriment at his expense!— Would it not be amusing beyond expression, to see a tortoise leave his native mud to assume the volatile life of tho buttcrly) And hpw !augbabIo-*twould ho to see one of thosfe effem-

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, I .would say to parents in conclusion, give your good common education—but do not aspire after things which Cannot be reached. Ihcpleate the ncceseity of subscribing for newspaper s, and above all to pay the printer with religions punctuality, < - i; ‘ ' V-. i Very respectfully, ;V ; ■ . • : JOHN SMITH the eleventh. •; -To Messrs. Seymour & Nowell, Editors.

"DRUGS! DRUGS! THR subscriber having, purchased the Drug Store of Rigby* Kent, S’ Co., Jibs removed it to the house formerly occupied by W\ Brov.'tiicg, next door to Clarkeo’ir fa Dufbur’i; Store, and hopes by tv strict attention to busineb to'merits share of public jjatrouaee.. N. B.-Advice given gratuitously.' J • - •

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Tim weather is not more Variable than the Erosperity of newspapers. -Thoro itf such an aundance of choice, and there is such an universal taste for variety and novelty and chahgcj that the business of publishing a paper is become almost a lottery. Some new_ and pompous prospectus meets tho eye of the curious reader;'and *j)VclI,” says he “I have a notion to try,lbis new paper awhile any how.” Thus an old acquaintance is thrown away* for a new face and hew pretentions; and a paper published far away from fits domestic and local attachments and home rernioisceqccs, is preferred to the merit of aiding and assisting his friend and neighbor. * - : , Scarcely a mairarrires but brings an account of-tiie premature dissolution of some periodical, cut off'perhaps in the very flower of its youth and'usefulness, a sacrifice to the inordinate love of novelty. A newspaper might to be considered as-a regular friendly .visitor, and having.once obtained and deserved our confidence and approbation,.it is most ungenerous and inhospitable to shut the door against it; unless for some notorious breach of manners or diriliction of duty. [A 'well conducted provincial paper, when once subscribed for, ought to be considered a partner for life, and notslivo'rced without.showing sufficient cause and occasion.— DUtcminalor.

So.all ye &iV damsels give bar, • A; smile -twin your dark- pouting lipi to oar cjjeerj\ • : : Wo’ll sing and dance rttumd do ladies like fun, AVben we all shall get up lo Washington.

DR. S. W. CLARKSON

Would inform the citizens,of VeVayiandits vicinity that he has' resumed thcpractico of. Medicine, dec.,-and ran at alt times be found dt Lis Dnig&ore, excepi When absent on professional business. I •' ' ' ' Tevay, Sept. 28,1839.

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VOh! what a time dat will be; - How da black cals and boyswiileprec: / ■: Lika innocent lambs jpliy togeddcr,' And our BILLY reign cbe;f in de meddcr.

THE; CAUSE OK BILIOUS COMPLAINTS AND A MODE.OF CU RE.—A well regulated and proportionate quantity-of bile on (he stomach is ajiyayi requisite for the promotion of sound health—it stimulates digestion, and keeps the intestinal canal free from all obstructions ; On the inferior surface of theliver isii peculiar bladder, in whichthe'bileis first preserved, being‘ formed by the liter from'the blood. ’ThencoIt passes into tho itqmabh and intes* tines, and regulates the indigestion.Toni ’wo" when there is a deficiency -qf bile, the body is constantly, costWe.; On the olher- hand, an otcrabitndanteof bile, causes frequent nausea in the stomach; and "often promotes very severe, attacks 'of diselisc, which sometimes cn'd in death. • /•' ; H - : Fevers are always preceded by symptoros of a disordered stomach; ns arc ahofcroftiioiii disorders,and all (ympalhelio functional, organic or febtilediscasct. From the same canse, the natural and healthy action .of the heqrt, and U)0 wbofe vaicnlnr system is impair* cd and reduced below its nhtural stanilard; as exhibited in palpitations, languid pqUev-jorpors of the limbs, syncope, and even death itself, in consequence of an overabuodanco.of a peculiar offcnsive suhslancc to digestive organs..*v . v * • ?; T ■ - The approach hf failious Is nt'all times attended by’dccid.ed symptoms of an existing'diseased state ofthe ftomajeh and bowels ; i.e;'with those signs which are known to point out their conttnti to bo of amoibid irritating' nature; butwHenerer the aliments tycanar happens io be loaded with irritating matter, somc dertnrement qf the boalthy operation, cither of the general system, brof some particular orgataof thebody lsIho.certain result; and When this state haripen* to bo united v with, toyrOther symptoms of disease, its effects are qlwnys ibereby much orcra, valed. ~ The progress of orronictobstruction is often so rapid as scarcely to admit of Umo for the application of snob aid as is to be offered brart,.yet, in general, the premonitory, symptoms of gastric load are perceptive fora day orlwopreviousto tSe paroxisms, a penod, whch the most efficacious assistance may bo (bran, by unloading the stomach and alimentary cankl o! itslrritating contents, and thuifcdbcioe the susceptibility of disease. ' * "LIFE MEDICINES, should always be taken in the early stage*of bilious complaints; and if persevered in strictly Of cording to the’directions, wiM positively'effect a cure. ■ - ( . .The mineral medicines often prescribed in there diseases, oUtmogb they mpy effect a temporary cure, at the same time create an unhealthy state of the blood, and consequently tend >to promote a return of the

; i Indiana Members ef Congress, • ■. ’ The Hontbess, a paper'printed at Wastyington City, by Mrs.AnnoIloyal,8peakg thus of members of Congress from Indiana;“Hon. TaoMis Smith Mr.S, is ttyoting man, of good height; and a handsome figtiro. il is face is fair and delicate, with a fins net of feat a res, adorned with a black eye of eingular hcauly and Hii’countenancG is open, mild am) winning, and bis manners are apparently genteel. I( f is. difficult, however,; to designate tnnnhera. wiih any accuracy, without th6 advantage, de? rived from conversation, which honor r ag respects Mr. Smith we had not.’ : ; '■ ■■.[

inato clerks'with his effeminate fingers and per- > fumed whiskers attempt to'perfornj the labor of a form. So accustomed is he to politeness that he can, conduct himself, irf no other way, In ’speaking to Jho horses ,’twould be*-“will you have the g'osdncts to.gfee a little Mias Kate," or “shall I trouble you to haw a little Mr. Bob! Methinks I see very mouth in tho community ex•papding at Hie awkwardness. Did- every one become satisfied nf his ability to succeed, before • entering upon an employpicnt, wo would uotsce /to many holding offices or following professions with incom/ie/Mcy stamped upon their foreheads. Parents do, not always act with firmness in these cases. They (easy souls) wish (o indulge their precious children in every thing—bring them up lawyers, physicians, merchants or something else that they may “live without work” as they term. it. I have heard of an anecdote of one of my tenants who in a case of ,this kind acted with ja. resolution worthy to bo. imitated—I presume you have heard it, buV.I think ’twilfbear repeating. .11c was afflicted with a son most incorrigibly lazy, andwbo insisted qa being cent to .school that hd s himself for a profession The English of this -was, ho wished toget from the cornfield, he cared nothing about .the education. Tho old- gentleman suspected this, but concluded to try him.- Accordingly he was sent to a school of somo celebrity. At the expiration of a year ho came borne to spend the vacation. He found bis father, superintending the loading of manure, After the usual, greetings tie was very naturally asked what progress he bid mode in bis iladies. “Qb rapid” wisthe

“Hon. T. A.Howard, , Mr.H.fca real JTootier—tall, stout, bold andindependeol. He.Isa pood specimen of-the western Country grofrth: Hon. T. A. Howard ii young looking. His face iaround, full and dark. His features are regular and comely, with a keen black -oyei and strong defying brow. —Hie countenance is-operand manly, and his mannefsare free and independent: “Hon. Jouff \V. Davis. Gen. Davis ji rather young looking, and full six feet.in height, with a stout noble figure. His face oval and full .with regular, manly features and mild, dark gray, eyes*. His countenance ia serence and benign, hisinahners are friendly and corteons.. “Hon. W». W. Wick ia on ( old acquaintance of ours, but we have not had the pleasure to see him since bis arrival in the city.'-*

John Randolph always bad a moral antipathy to banks. Oh one occasion be had a draft upon the Mcchantes’ Hank in th$ City of New York for which lie wanted them to give him certain gold, and upon its being refuted, he demanded to see the president of the bank. Over the door of the Mechanics, BankJs an .arm, and a hand holding a hammer. Randolph took the president of the institution to the door and said, “Sir, I advise you to take that hammer out of that hand and put a razor in it, then the people will know at'once it is a shaving shop." . *

French, German and Spanishdlirecfioni can be obtained bn application at lie office, 375 Broadway, • All pod paid letters will receive immediate attention. Bolil it hoi wale and retail by W.M. II. MOFFAT* 375 Broad tray, N, V. A liberal deduction made to those .who purchase to fell again. ' jlgtnU— The Life Medicines may also be bad of the principal Druggists in every town throughout tie United State* and Canada*. Ask'for Moffat’* Life Pills and PliWiix Hi Her*; and he sure that a fac simile of John .Moffat’s si-nature is upon the label of each bottle of Bitters, or box of Fills. For full particulars of the mode of treatment, the reader is referred to the Good Samaritan, a eopj of which accompanies the medicine. A copy may be obtained of the different agents who bate the medicine for sale.’ : - • For sale attho store of * CLARKSON & DUFOUR. Ve T ay,ti. ‘ /July 3,1833. / . ’ riry’-

“Why it’s as good as the Bank,” said a fellow, the other day, on Fifth street, to a chap who refbsc'd an uncurrant Five, in payment for bis “chicken fixins” and “truck,” •'

“To know Gen. Harrison's principles, it is but necessary to know tjie principles of the Whig pat17. They are perfectly and harmoniously identical/,'—liochetler Democrat.

“Wiirt, yes, I know its as good as tbo Bank, but the Idickens of it is, the ifcnA aint worth, nolhing.Y

Bravo! Tide will remind the reader of the following dialogue; Matter. Cuff, where is the spade! * Negro. Wid de harrow. * Matter. Well, where is the harrow! Megro Wy *«id da, yvant to breeds fun vid poor nigger dis moroin!

Look odt foe the Impostor.— Some gentlemen at Auburn, New York, caution tbo public against the appeals of. a pretended. Polish exile, calling himself “/fontotki Bolin tin” <tc.