Vincennes Gazette, Volume 3, Number 7, Vincennes, Knox County, 27 July 1833 — Page 4
This amu ins iw'lv! has been long circulated anonymously, ami ha? hcn gem rally much liked, lis authorship is now made known "With the exception of the firft verse, tho origin cf which is still uiHicrrtino-1, it was written by Alht rt G. Greene, , of Trovidcnce, UhodeIdtid LcuifriHr lltrald. Old (.'rimes is dead: that good old roan, We ne'er -hull see him more; H" u-id to v.Mr a loug black coat All button'J down before. Tlis heart was open ns the day Hi ftele.tis nil were true His hair was some inclin'd to grey : lie wore it in a queue. Whene'er he. heard the voire of pain, His heart with pity harm d Tl c l.rgp round head upon his cano From ivory turned. And ever prompt at pity's enll, lie knew no base design His ryes were duk, and rather small; His nose was aquiline He lived nt peace with all mankind, In friendship he was true His coat had pocket holes behind 1 1 i 3 pantaloons were blue. L'nharm'd. the sin which earth pollutes He pBss'd fecurely o'er lie never wore a pair of boots For thirty years or more. Cut good Old Grimes is nr.v at reet, Nor tenrs misfortune's frownHe wore a double-breasted vest, Tiie stripe ran up and down. He modct merit sought to find, And pay it its desert, He had no malice in his mind ruCle3 on his shirt. Ilis neighbors he did not abuse, Was sociable and pay II? worn 'art;e buckles in his shoe, And changed them evciy day; His knowledge, hid from public gaze, He did not bring to view Pir.r m ike a noise town-meeting day?, As cany people do. li s world; v roods hj never threw In tru-t t.i f .iPwe'i chance5 He lived, (is alt hi- brothers do,) in easy circumstances. Thus undi-j'urbed by ansiou? ca;c?, His pe nvbil moments r-io. Andevciy bo.lv sni.t ! c iviis A fine old :cntlem in.
Leaf thz Second Six years after marriage.
' FINIS CORONAT OFUT. "My dear. I'll thank you to pass the ugar, you did'nt give me but one lump ' Well, Mr. Snooks, 1 declare you use -ugar enough in your tea to sweeten a
hogshead ot inegar. James keep your;
fingers cut of the sweetmeat?; Susan
keep still bawling, I declare its enough
to set one distracted there take that
you little wretch.1' " W hy, Harriet, what has the child done, 1 declaie you are too hasty." '1 wish Mr. Snooks, you would mind your own burners, you're always meddling
TOOTTI ACHE. j Dr. Ryan, n physician of great respectability and extensive practice, gives in the Medical Journal for July, the following interesting statement: A gentleman who attends my lectures (Mr. Myers, of IVewington-eiiuevvay,) had frequently applied sulphuric acid to his tooth with some lelief; but on one occasion, he in a moment of confusion, took down the nest bottle to his remedy, which contained nitric acid. To his great surprise, he experienced immediate relief. Since that period lie has not suffered from tooth-ache, 'though three years have now elapsed. Hurins the last winter he informed me ot the Micce.-s of this remedy, which induced me to try it, while laboring under the most intense rain from tooth ache. The timet was immediate, and no pain whatever was induced . I have Kinee n-ed it in numerous cases, and invariably
with what (iocs not concern ou. .:,. -nmi,.p iirres. In some instances
"Well Mis. Snooks I want to know "hoj disease ,!of..SI10t return for days or weeks, has a better riht if I have not vou're j and in others not for months The best mode ot always. Veuiogaod taming .t
l'iWi- "
Receipt fore Cough. Take cf liquorice, antimonial wine, and paregoric, each an ounce dissolve the liquorice in a pint ol warm water, and boil it down to a hall pint; when cold add the wine and paregorictake one table spoonful three or lour times a day. If the patient has pain in the bone?, re
lief will he found by taking a pint bowl of
white balsam tea, on going to bed . The above is offered, duiin? the pre?
ent influenza, by one who has tried it him self, and known it to be used by numbers with signal success. Comviunxcatcd.
pe
"I'a, Thomas is tearing your newspa- ; . , anPlied to the tooth ; care be
r all up." I i. takn not to touch the olher teeth, the gums
Delightful Remedy for Hiccough. Four drops of cinnamon oil on a lump of sugar, held in the mouth till it (the sugar cr hie couh, one or both) is gone.
Effects cf cold. "Sir, I shall fine yen
On withdrav-ing the probes, and: fop not wearing a white cravat with your
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bue mv paper- I'll teach ou to tear it; inquiring how the pat.cnwee u u-uai i.piy j academic ares, saiu a strict discipline - ' ' . J .ti ; ....firlv rone. ' lhe moutliis! .. t frn.i,,
q j . ii I'" ' 7 - j n i nan lO ail uiiMmwuJic ncanmcii, imi a i n
"Thomas come hpre, how dare you a
aizain there, sir, how does that ieel
or thf cheeks.
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km. ,1 !6 V,15 lf( Will' i llu 1 ul"M ..
now goto bed" Ipo-dd be gradually applied to the v.hole cav .ty torn.ng m J-uu.uy. i. . .m
raw
"Fine me! I as-
"Mr. Snooks, you horrid wretch, how j of thc tootli, or otherwise a second application isure you sir, my cravat is w lute 'liov?
can vou strike a child of mine in that wavi will he required before complete reiiet will ie'oan yon sav so sir, uo i nor see it is mue. come here Thomas poor tellow did ! obtained. This remedy may be used when the 4lQ pj it wa9 white when I put it on this
mind-here-- a lump! cun ano em-ei, are ,uu, imorninir, but it look blue lrom the cold." in.i.u ucii i luii-j the possibility of extraction. In cases w iiere the ! li,ul ll,"b'
he get hurt never
of sutar; there, that's a good boy.
Mrs Snooks, let me tell you, you will
spoil all the childicn
mterlere when v"u
1 diseased fane remains, and when the canes face j
thepdiacent tooth.it obviates me necessity ct ' Ji fun riSClOlOgicui- iw ujvs sun.t
cn- ouknow i never exiraction in all ca'cs of hollow teeth, which nn accommodation stage an ived at While see tit to nunisli a child ! l practitioners declare to be desirable, if posfi- . .. f rive wlth a C0Uple of pas-
. i ii n.ii. it (nrth es toe uenn-i io neriorin i ne. . ' .
it-stramre that a woman can never iio f 4...t ., nr f.m.ur o). ,rh isenL'ers. who were more man nan seas
any thing Mght. j sooner than he can otiierwise aei:ompiish. in a oer,
"Never do any thing right laiin, lir. word, it will alleviate a vai in ai 01 human sui- queh looks, il nobody did any thing I ight in j nng, and supersede a most painful operation (ho a .' ... ,, It is nota panacea tor nil the diseases of the teeth
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MAGAZINE, is to furni-h a choice selection
bnoo
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this house mil your-eu, i " ;inJ h.n.di a certain an.l ein.aeious rem
would become of US. ! edv f ir the most eoaimon caue of tooth-aehe. 'Let me tell yon, madam, this is impro ! It will be a valuable remedy for children, deli- .,.. I.,.w,., .0 inr v.ni ma'am ami I'll ! cite persons, and pregnant women. It does not
bear it no longer
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sooner than he can otherwise aeeomplish. In a over, and a lot ot Iresn HSU irem me -. tenn ujako th()m ra!,y desir.
harina. A wag who was present at j;ibc and generally ottalimhle. For this purpose, arrival, remarked to Mr. Duikce: "lithe best voiks, both of the present and past, r. . 7. . . . I t' . . . !uri.ii.ipn'iTl.lriiri:)frrl?i. in':, 7fliirb-whlfr
perceive, lav, ycu nave a scuiy o. pas.,--- - -y ..... ..,
- ikrm il enuuies i:o io nirniMi a largo amouni lur
t; n n rra wa rr.wi i i u inn liimi ui iie,i:i i i u :
i-'-umi ci f are suckers."
Vou are as snappih; cclerate the dcciy of the tooth to which it is! t a9 a laconic letter from a lady
I surlv as a a be d"g and if tlieicl
nppiied
time i'. acro-
an
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is adnorce to be had in the land 1 Ii nave, 5ArN-jrs5. There is a mysterious it vou would wear out the patience of a; nvpwtitlv nases like a cloud ov
vJteniC3 upon the soul in the ba-y bus'le
"Oh! dear, how mad the (oor man is--; well, goodnight my dear try pleas.ant dreams." j "Theie, she's gone. Thank heaven. I'm alone once moie. Oil! unhappv man
that I am, to be chained down t- ?uch a creature she is the very essence ot all
lglmess, cro.s and peevish! Oh! that I
coubl once more be a bacheloi ! cuise the
a and hour I ever satv the likeness of
her. Ve, 1 will get a divorce; 1 cant
live with her any longer, it ij utterly tin-
possible.
cheap rate, combines also elegance and excellence of mechanical execution. The Magazine beinj: printed on a larce sheet, with double
to columns of small type, contains in each scrai-
IliPr tmshrjni! "I write to vou because 1 1 monthly number of i'.rt v-eijxLt paces, as much
tVebn.tv ,t;bave r.othingtodo; and I conclude because j?;' ordinary duodecimo volumes In teeliug t..nt ? the eight numbers already published, we have i r the spirit, j I have nothing to say. riven "Henry MaMerton; the Cook ot Deaut v
vJto.'ones upon the soul in the bay bus'le of
life, in the social circle, in the calm and silent! When Sam Foote wa once :it Lath, he retreat of solitude. Its power is ahke supremo nji ..i,.,. rnn-.n.nv h nsnallv nirf
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I y
over the weiiU ami toe iron hcarteu. At one
I-, vim.,.,! Iiv flit- tlil.if.tr ofn inTlt. tli,m,rl,i 'tl i7 1
t(. mind Airain, a0:,,,.....! will come, be satirist, "we have always a piece of
at Dr. Delacour's table.
"Sir,7'
replied
heart.
nut Pit I delicious V!ill tie' in,; a in. :i
b
'Wll'.
s.-rt of ; andi.no n ::t ir v
ueece ? Still it's a
: rinc m:
orrfW ol' th
shade of gloom, it embrace
nnd like n cloud i!imriver, aUhoush eaus-
Fieri l rt land Adi'trVscr.
TO (Ol UT A LITTLE BIT. The,' yeuiij ;i'.d old may loud exclaim, And ay it i- unfit ; Vet can oti tell me wherc's the shame 'l'o court a little BIT. XW w ell I kn.iw since life began, Love was a source of wit, nd all the folks toe. thcr rau To couita little BIT. Jnd on mv word to tell the truth,
I tirely should admit, Thf vwv gay and gentle routh Vfouhl court a little BIT. He rr.u't be true, he mut be kin.J, fie must my tancy hit, V.r. such an honest sul I find, V.Vil court a little til l From the N. England Galajry A COTTLE OT STIf AY LEAVES. KXfSG DICE OMMS." Leaf lhe First Six Months afar Marriage "Well.mv (iear, will you go to the par tv to night? you know we have a very polite invitation." "Why. mv love, just a ycu please, you know I always with to consult vour pleasure " "Well then, Hanief, suppose we go that is if ycu aie perfectly willing, now don't say yes because I do, for you know that where you aie there 1 atn perfectly
Lappv
booming across th' ocean ot memory, tloomy beet, a saddle ot mutton, a couple 01 Cuickaod solemn as t. e death-knell, overwhelming Cn, aiMl captain Matthews " all the bright hopt-3 and s ninv leeliags ot the
Who can describe it , and yet who has t, . ,
K-l.llli.tllVr ilC.'ll . VMI 'Jll Ull.o.-Jiyil iitfore the Chancellor, in a case of alledged fraud, the Counsel iu the course of the argument on the wrong side of the question, attempted to strengthen points, naturally weak, by supposing a case . "Suppose," said he, "your Honor stole a horse, and" "Stop, stop," Sciid the Chancellor, "it's
"Well, then,
counsel, altei
momentary contusion,
uppose I stole a noise." "very UKeiv,
thti beaut, ei returning brirhtuea.
i.1J?jn!ac of t'le D'Jfusion of Knowledge. An int liit';ii c!a-s can -carcely be, as uclass,
i vicious; never, as a class, indolent. 1 lie txcit-
Y WvLT ? VN r J Ik NT ' e,t ni''pAil activity operates as a counterpoise t o i n n t a supposable case, sir." O ir S-oUifein t.retl.rei, a. e' .iveto know ' t!l" f sen-o ami appetite. The new, 1Ionor continued the low t is, tt.nl they with m h laad, a war,,, sin., wore! ul ideas the new v,ews ot the relations J f a m0mentl lad staple productions, -.v,.. .a, ,co,e o, from "l "'; f-' P r disclosed to the well-.n- v ff ,r j " . ' . . . ti.r.m... i orf-sfii, nf f r;i if ,ns. vh rh. unlpss SUPPOpe I Stole H tlOIge.
f.ur totweutv per rent" are becom.n- poorand f"""nie.l u,u..t, present attractions, which, unless
the cii ir -icter is deeply sunk, are biitucient to sir, very likely added the Luanccllor
tounterhalauce to taste tor irivoious or corrupt ;
pleasure-; and thus, m the end, a standard of eli trader is created in the community, which, though it iloes not iuvariabl' save each individual, protects the virtue of tiio mass. Lvcrctt's Discourse.
Hymn's Cpiuio7i of Beauty. I do not
Jl Lornr Pause. An old srentleman rid
ing over Putney-bridge, turned round to his servant, and said, "Do j ou like eggs,
cashless, while the Yankees are. becoming rich,
and are having money, if nut in abutidam-e, at. lea-t as much as is necessary. litlu y wo ild
come anions; us, and siixly our economy, the
answer would soon strike1 thtm. Our 1, Hie instance is no bad example of that Yankee economy and skill thai turns all things, even the worst, to advantage. It may not be gcnernlly known that in many
parts ot our State, our schoolmasters are not ; ot niele t,eauty (continued Byron) of mon!h, again turned lound and said, J exhausted.
tb,' pay of the schoolumsr's board from the ,ertt',,e or complexion, but ot expression, Uil0wp "Poached, sir," was the answer.! 'I be terms are 5", per annum, payable ir, ad-
school fund tha. is the schoolmaster is hoanUd lOOKing oui 01 uie sou I liirougll me I na,e,s uiu.-. auoresseu, po.j.
,vl,.i , ri rn t.nttiiAn rnntihircc n-n .iirniPfa I i f f - It- m r t in (ho ctr.in. niu ftl.i ul,'l lv.
so j ,.ri
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oui 10 iuu as ueauuiuj, w 110 uevt-r couiu
containir.t! the Tnlisman, the Lnchanter, Re
becca, and several other small novel-; Larney
Mahouey ; Clan Albir. ; Marriage in High Life;
the Mourning; Lin,; a Year and a Day, vc.; and in the ninth number, now published, wo
have commenced nn Original ISovel, preparetl
expressly for the Macozinc, by a gentleman of
Maiyland. I his will be found highly interesting in the story and characters, and well written as regards the manner and narrative. 'the present size of the Novelist's Maga2ino has been objected to by some, as being" too largo and unwieldy. To obviate this, we have di termim d to reduce the pa?e in our next volume to a large duodecimo, and at the same time incrcaso the number of folios to 109, so that each two numbers, or four, a cording to the pleanire o the subscriber, will form a volume. These volumes i3 they will conform to the standard novels, in general u-e, will be better adapted for preservation in libraries. In the progress of the ensuing volume, we mean to furnish several very rare and valuable works of the elder novelists, which are now almo5t entirely tut of print; and from the announcements made in the English Ilevicws, wo have no doubt that ro can also present to our renders several novels now in preparation by tho popular writers of the day. Those persons u ho are desirous cf obtaining copies of the present volume of the Novelist's
Magazine, are requested to transmit their orders
I as soon as convenient, as the edition we are noe
John?" "Yes, sir."' ilerc the conversa
tion ended. The same gentleman; ridingi
over the same bridge that day twelve-; prin1inK js limited to a number which is nearly
a WfeK here and ttirt-c days there accorouig to the number of children but that the schoolmaster is eften "bid eIfM of "nut up Htauet'on,'' as
are. our paupers and the Invest binder i'.i the district take him, as the htgust bidder takes! an article at a regular auction. j The writer of this article, when preparintrto
lhe a cobere bov.ht inir short of tund, and with.
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. .1'. VLIL'V..ill.l.n1 ..''..a a.v.. V. . .
II.'.! -
eves, vviiicn, m mv opinion, constitutes
true beautv. U'.men h ive been pointed ,t,er thiJ usual salutations, one said, "now His " . i . 1 1 1 tine weather I hone every thine will come out
null', me us utituinu!, hud never couiu;.. . - .... , 1 .1 1
i.nt rtui 111 c 11 ui v wnf, iviio niii iimiitu 1.. - . . ... . . . 1 . . . . i 1 . . . . . . . 1 . ' 1 j .
iiavu imeieftieu my leenn-s uoii, ine,r tta days ago,'' the other immediately replied.
want 01 countenance, or expression, vvnicn
C. ALEXANDER L Co-
means countenance; and others, who were little lemaiked, have struck me as be
inu' school, hired out. as a schoolmaster for
dollars a month This was all the school di trict eonl l w 11 aft'ord to give, as their fund wus cmall ; and even with this sum f,ivcn, it was ne-' ee:-stry to boanl the schoolmaster us cheap as; po?"i; !e. The school committee, therefore, eal-; led the district toetio-r, into a new, neat,convenient anil combutable scboolhouse, and in his. presence, a scene of this sort took place. ! Auctioneer. "What will you take him for ?" 1st Bidder. "One dollar and twenty five cents
a week.'"
A woman s face ought to be
liiie an April day susceptible of change v.inety ; but suu.hine should often gleam over it, to replace the clouds and showers that may obscure its lustre, which, poetical description apart, (said Hyron,) in sober pros? means, that good-humored
Mode- ought to be ready to chase away ra, , ,mJf ,l" " - , J post lixed in the the expression ot pensiveness or care that ; rt!,lfia, nr r,1Vp
Definition of a Mean Man. One who i? always ready to subscribe for u newspaper, with
out the least intention of ever paying for ,t; or,
DR. THOMAS WHITE'S VEGETABLE TOOTHACII DHOPS. The only specific ever offered to the public, from which a permanent and radical cure may be obtained of that disa-reable pain, the tooth
in other words, one who orders his paper sent to, ach with ail its attendant evils; such as tractor
a certain office, ami, after receiving half the , ing the jaw in extr.ictinc of the teeth, which of volume, refuses to take any more from notifying ten proves more painful than the toothach itself; the editor of the fact A character of tins kind,; and could pasting from the decayed teeth to the and many (there be,) we unhesitatingly pro-i jaw, thence to the head, producing a rheumatic
nounce ftCj'-'i mean man. Village Courier.
affection, with many other unpleasant BtTect'i such as n disagreeable breath, bad taste in thu
Auctioneer "On? dollar twenty-five, one! sentiment or earthly ill calls forth
dollar twenty fne. I cnt ii were meant to be the exciters of all 2d Hh:der.-"One dollar twelve cents and a! tiat ,j1Itt , our natuies, and the sooth.
Dr. Roer Lonsr, the famous astronomer,' mouth ,Vc. kc. all of which are produced frcra
walking one daik night with a gentleman in, foul or decayed teeth. 1 am happy to have it Cambridge, and the bitter coming to a short; in my power to oti'er to the world a remedy,
lavement, which, in the earn- thnt will not only remove the pain nine times
creation, ho took to b, a bov out ot ten, it properly applied, but preserve the
Wo-j standing in his way, said hastily, 'Get out of teeth from further decay, and arrest the disease
d Bidder-Auctioneer
1p-s tiiau a dol'ar ? One dollar, one dollar, any
Win nv Iovp. von would Pnlr.v vnnrclf c,u 1 1 "tiospeatts. '
there lam suie, aud whercer vou aie
liappy 1 si, ill be of course. What dress thall 1 wear, William? mv white satin
with blonde, or mv ashes of roses, or
my
levantine, or my white lace, you always
itiow better than I, about such tilings.
, . r. I .,,1 f li.,t ia f 11 r 1 at. t I.it (iC
, . r. 1 I3 ll ill! lllfl, 1 o luiuiurili .lull L4.1IOIJ. "Onp dollar. j
"One dollar, whoHl take him for " "'p l,lt'n Crtn :l nanosome automaton
be, alter one has got acquainted with a lace that knows no change, though it causes many? Thi is a style of looks I could not bear the sight of for a week and yet such are the looks that pass in society for pretty, handsome, and beautiful. Monthly Magacinz.
the way, boy.' 'That boy, 6ir,' said the Doctor, in such ai are decaying and have not eom-
very calmly, 'is a post boy, who never turns' menced aching, restoring them to health and
out ot his way for any body.'
eventy-tive cents.''
0U1 bidder. "Seventy cents. '
And thus the biiN went on, lhe auctioneer; exclaiming as usual in the mean time, till the! schoolmaster was bid off at forty cents per week!, Yes, the lowest bidder took him to hoard for for-! ty cents per week. On s;oing borne with this! bidder, a sociable, rnri.v man. whose house hod!
"Hal net. dearest, vou look Hell in any i'noie comforts and bixurns than nine tenths of!
thing, now take your own choice to nielli; rit!l I Liiitt.-rs in the interior of the Southern'' bul l do think y'ou look very well in ihe;c,;llj,,r5'aTl whosc !:iW' Wi,s,an pood a? many! J sit loni at, paying fourteen dollars a week tor It I. ltd C-l('fl ' .... 1 . ... ..... . I
board. ,!i rritiT hold ,h. folbiic i n I l.in-n
,ou. "How cn earth canyon afford to board me
white satin
"Flu re William dear, 1 knew y
trnubi think a 1 did oh! how happy we 'or 'orty ctT:,s a wctkV fhall I . there to night, and cu must iro-! Aus "1 make money by it, and have your v. : . . . . 0 " . . . .. cornpHiiy in the bargain' r-.i-e to leave ine a tnomeut, lor 1 shall qi0v. 5?"
Ans "Why, you will board with me fourteen
weeks The whole pay for board will be Co O). j My taxes are a liitle ovr sis dollars. ISou, Ii have bread enough, meat enough, poultry enough,
be so ud
!-ud 1 on do
Lea-...- iu-e dearest, leave thee, IS'o. by y u Jer star I swear.'' "Oli. WiHianv.ear William, how beau tilul that is. you are always learning poe try to ra;.ke me happy 11 "And Mantel, my own prized Harriet,
vou! 1 not no any ttung ,:, tt, UorId to!
give you one m men is happine. Qn 3 on aie so very, very dear to me, it Seen, at times alrr.ot too mtu h hapr ines to luc,
"Oh. do n, t say s-o liear William, it w Iasl ar.il we ?i!.ll see many f ars happi. r t en th.in tl.is, lor will not our love be ' t' tig' 1 Mid dreper eveiv yenr, and now deaif-t, I will l-o back iu one moment, and thm t c xv ill go "There she has gone, bright and beau (iiul ere , lute that she is Oh! how miei. able 1 should I e without her she has in detd cast a strong spell around my heart, and one that never, no never cau be bro Ken; t-he is the only st ir of my existence, gaming me on to virtue and tiappiues. and can 1 ever love her less than now? can I ccr deceit hei, tan 1 ever speak ol her ether than in tcims of praise? Oh. no it is impossible she is too good, too ere iuM'py, buppj unn that I am.
SI UTILITY AM) PKUDLNCE. A poor man in Pari, being very hungry, stood so long in a cook's shop, who was dishing up meat, that his stomach was satisfied with the mell and the effluvia arisii!? fiom the victuals, and thecholoric
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4 Knotty Fun. Caleb W hitelield,cf punning memory, once observing a yuuig bidy very earnestly at work knotting tiioge, asked her
usefulness.
LA MOTTS COUGH DROPS.
what she was doin.
'Knotting Innge
sir.
phed she. 4'ray, Mr. White ford, can you knot."'
4I can no?, madam, replied he.
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SUMTTIONS. iTDIIIS Elixir, in its original form of nrpserin
h, j x . u tion, has s1(i"d the te.-i rd twenty years exwas good sense, am. bne humor, in; pcrif.ni:p , thc cl.m.rohlsP of 4l aJsJ Ilow 0"f. Diogenes, who said to those that asked , clf,j( with the addition of some articles from him, "How he would be buried?" "Ilejthe vegetable kingdom, the virtues of which, did not desire them to bury him at all, but! ,1;VR b,,(n ,ni'y attested snd hichly appreciated, throw him into the fields ." "That (they I u!h r;:J,df r lhis om,.oition peculiarly adapt- , . , . . , j v . . - I ed to the present prevailing disorders of tho told him) was the way to be devour ed by ; bm,s, ., u,t ,ca,,it,? to con,UTnp,Ion. Com. the birds and beasts." "No, (says be) you,mou cohh and coughs, which are occasioned mav PUt U cudcrel bv tnV Side." 'A Ctld-i by obdructtl perspiration, will readily yield to
!eef! how should you make use of it, when' il V'Uluence, reainveing those troublesome irriir..... oci r.r roi... .vr:J t-'tmns, which acts a? a constant stimulant to
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t .nn. n tan-! iioiii. anil i u rs ifsi man
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last. T he poor man refused; and thej there (said lie; mat i wanted you: vnaijCmineiit degree
controversy was relerred to the deciding! need I care what is done with me, when I
of the ntxt man who should pass by, who have neither sense nor teeliug'1
chanced to be the mo9t notoiious idiot in
Cioer enough, in short, enough and more than enough of every thing neccss ry io eat and
the whole city. He, on the relation of the matter, determined that the poor
Person afflicted with pul
monary comp'mints, bleeding of the. bines, Ac,
spasmodic, asthama, palpitation of the heart, and consumptive affections, even in the most t. T i -1 1 . o , I ..-.,, rl . ' .. ;li n l : . . 1 ' .
in . , ' . i ......... (xnuiu ui n:r, iu llini oilllli Olilic;
I iarar.--Aii.nti,n u. a curnoo.u, rvU f, n.n ,,s remarkable power of diminbhinff not particulaily celebrated for its celeiity,! irritability of the system, and the velocity of
t'.nnu.. I nave cnougri d every thing but mo- in:in money should re put between two I inquired ot a gentleman who stood next,';10 circulation, and by cleansing and hcuim ney . All I want of money is to pay my taxed .. .1.,,... ttm rnr.i, ci..,i.i i. il,o i.n?.! n-u rHoi! ni.or. til.if 1,1 disordered parts. It also affords immediate
but, in order torai-e these mx d.ollar-, it 1 do - . , , .1 , . , - , . 1 . 1 , 4 n . relief in the hooping cough. ,,..t intm p ,or vnnr hn,r,t i cf! competiscd by hearing it jingle, as the the latter replied, "I think, sir, it is called b p
Imakea iour,:l.yto Portland, or to Path, with j poor man was satisfied with the smell ol the 'Regulator,1 fori observe all the othei n "3 iSj'omrinSfJlnS three tin,, s the produce you will rat, and from! ii,e cook's meat. This anecdote is affirm boats so In it." nio rr 'n.,V..,' v, n..r,,..(.,. ITi.!!?, r"
Il this 1 find it difficult to raise six dollars in!
cash. Therefore I make money in keeping yon
to eat tins produce, and have your company,
e lot'i: winter cveeincs n tlu
ed bv a cieildilc wituess as no lable, but
an absolute fact
tile.:
PHI ITi'lIl.
lhns,i, c-.i I ..... iti'iin lei! :it bonrdhn' 011
j . ...... 1 ......... 0 j fi tor'v ,;cr,t r,rr week."
1
, we srivo this to all onr Southern tio-
.Vatrimo'iy. A young lady of twenty-three, was lately throwing out alb cled sneers at matrimony, when a grave friend in company ohsi i v-
iii;irnai.c3 v.efe muoe in heaven. "Lan
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ir.ren, a-a p, P,.jn( n (,f (;o i;ai:neri:i which we. ed that
1 .ti -h.ee, iiv,:,;Kl(l thrne. Let them
w,se, an 1 their eonntrv will be the
ir.e nappu-t on tt.eu-'.oLe. 11. re v.e n!e shiv-l 'ring , Fiiinm.r, with corn but three inches j ill" di to till' iiinct .1 .:...!...
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Jineoi mid-sui.Mh.r. and have corn almost 1 " 11 "riu lu)u"
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them do like-! you toil me, sir,'' n plied the nymph, "why the richest and; they ere so sloio in coming down?"
A verv tall gentleman asked a small
Dies
ready tor the harvest.
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tier - ' "Annul i;!,ee icngtiis ot a fool, said he, "suppose you measure it!"
,VTO lf,t. West Indian ,.;!, rr,.,5irlr..,
bx fiery nose, having 1 il! ;n aslee-,' i his chair,! v r ,;l 1 r 1 1 ampro-boy, who was , wutin Id's-iM-d a! . laan! vJF.-l don t care if I taken uiuscjuito hoverii;groutid his face. 'Qate-lii ey ed : Idoch ot that" said a man to one who tho insect very attentively; at la-t he saw hint! held an open box"l don't one if you .light on his maker's nose, and iuimed.au ly tl j s, the other, putting hi3 bos in
'me dn glad to vou burner Jo?!.' ' h,s lozk,lK
Who enuffyi?
A fortune teller was arrested in Paris and carried before the tribunal of correctional police ' You know how to read foi tunes said the president, a m in of great wit, but rather two fond of a joke tor a magistrate. "I do -ir,'! replied the sorcerer. "In this case," said the president, "you know the judgment we intend to pronounce'' " Well what will happen to you?" NotWing' "Vou are sure of that" ''Yes; you will uvpiit mo," "Acpiit you J" " There is no doubi of it." " Why ?" "Pe cause, r.ir, if it had been your intention to condemn me, you would not have added irony to misfortune." The president, drconccrted, turned to his brother judges, and the sorcerer was discharged. 7 Just Distinctio7i Tho great distinction between a duu and n bottle of claret iu a pott's garret is, that thc former drives the man out. of his wits, while thc latter drives the wit cut ct th? n'.ar.-.
binson and in L iwrcr.cevillo, Illinois, of J. C. Hciley. October 5, 1S32. 2-f,m ni f y
MAN U FACTOR Y. fHAVE a r.yt oK assortment of TIN VARFI on hand, v.-hich I vvill sell nt vvhoiesale or retail, law for CASH or PRODUCK, such a3 may suit. Job work done at short notice. N. SMITH. Vinccnnes, bid. June 1 G33 1-t f
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