The Syracuse and Lake Wawasee Journal, Volume 12, Number 52, Syracuse, Kosciusko County, 22 April 1920 — Page 4

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The Choice. “The fireman In the stable Is looking around for a horse.” “I suppose he wants a plug.” USES OF ASPIRIN Bayer Company, who introduced A«pirin 18 years ago, give advice. Aspirin created a sensation when Introduced by Bayer over eighteen years ago. Physicians at once proved its wonderful efficiency in the relief of pain. The genuine, world-famous Aspirin, in "Bayer Tablets of Aspirin” is safely taken by millions for Colds, Headache, Rheuipatism, Neuralgia, Earache, Toothache, Achtpg Joints, Neuritis, and Pain generally. Be sure the “Bayer Cross,” which is the mark of true “Bayer Tablets of Aspirin,” is on each genuine package and each genuine tablet. Boxes of 12 tablets cost but a few cents and, contain proper directions. Druggists also sell larger “Bayer” packages. Aspirin is the trade mark of Bayer Manufacture of Monoaceticacidester of Salicylicacid.—Adv. LONG SINCE HE HEARD WORD Tramp Probably Would Have Needed Dictionary to Get Proper Definition of Morals. The tramp was a long, skinny individual with a particularly villainous cast of countenance, and he wore a pair of trousers that haff been designed for a man of aV Ileast three times his diameter. His rap on the farmhouse door brought out a sour, hard-faced puritanical woman who froze him with, one glance and then proceeded to eye him up and down—• especially down. “You needn’t ask me for anything,” she said, harshly, fl can see that your morals are of the loosest kind and that you deserve nothing.” . “Well, mum.” replied the. tramp, glancing down at his nether garments, “mebbe so, though! ain’t never heard ’em called that name before. Prob’ly tae tailor ain’t jes’ up to date, but If you won’t give me somethin’ to help fill ’em out mebbe you’d spare me a bit of rope to hold ’em up with.”—Exchange. Sad Confession. “The officer says you were not parking parallel.” “I—I—” “Don’t you know?” “I can’t be sure.” “What is your business?” “I am a professor of geometry.”— Louisville Courier-Journal.

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. BROTHERHOOD CHIEFS FIGHT RAIL STRIKE | F”“/ — ' « .fl I IO s?V V ~L > B m 3 ■■■wmWWBMSMi jpMMh t ■kill WFIBWIIy ' jTjHHK' < fc^^3wrW^®sS^^^raßS«SßS®«®^®S&SftSMi»aMS»MiMM^wSSSw&«<*SwiSSSK&iß»B»SßSßßfiS»&oa«as£«nßmraaMSS£a2»3cßaS®iSaßßKßß^^^BßßES33BHS®!®With 198,000 members throughout the country loyal to the brotherhood, their chiefs, who are fighting the “Insurgent” strike of switchmen, say they cannot lose. Sitting at the table are John Bannon, St. Louis; A. F. Whitney, Chicago, and J. A. Farquharson, Muskogee, Okla., all vice presidents of the brotherhood. Insert, John Grunau, chief of the “insurgent’* switchmen, who with 22 other leaders In the strike, was arrested In Chicago under orders from Attorney General Palmer in Washington. They are charged with interfering with the movement of the mails and violation of the provisions of the Lever act, and interfering with interstate commerce.. TRAINING SCHOOL FOR POSTAL EMPLOYEES IIRBraIISBMKiLra < WMBw fiMMMiMM . Jlli **' I i ! B<® wKe ifii 1 ' s <v.. First pupils in the Washington City Post Office’s Training School for Postal Employees. The classes will cpver all kinds of postal work. At leFt is City Postmaster Merrit O. Chance, while Superintendent Fred B. Sillers, who has charge of the training'school, is at the right

ELEVATED TRAINS IN COLLISION ffIWWTZSTTIwwh View of the wreck on the Ninth Avenue elevated In New York, when an express train ran through an open switch into the local track and collided with a local train. One qar of the local train svas hurled into the street. Fortunately few were injured. The accident took place at Rector street GOBS AT RIFLE PRACTICE . i: X. ***ic* ' —« ■ I ! * s * i J3OO A view of the rifle range at Guantanamo, Cuba, showing just how Uncle Sam’s sailors are given their practice in rifle and small arms shooting. Guantanamo is only one of the numerous places visited by the happy “gob” who selects Uncle Sam as an employer, and he’ll always be found a just and fair one, willing to advance his honest helpers.

GENERAL FACTS In recent religious meetings at Tale university, over 2,000 students became actively stirred toward religion as a vital force in life. In 1918,83,302 kilos of prepared oats tn packages were imported into Argentina, practically all of which came from the United States. A small ralhroad in Texas has supplanted its steam locomotives by .gearing six-cylinder automobile motors to thewheels of several boxears.

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A small boy says coasting is all right in its way, but it has its drawbacks. Lots of men are club members because they dislike the idea of spending their evenings at home. Os the 56 signers of the American Declaration of Independence all but six were members'of the Masonic fraternity. An opener to remove paper caps from milk bottles which also serves as a handle to carry a bottle has been inveiltbd;- — -

IMPORT TEMPLE PORTICO f / 1 ' I IllirWSl’ M I j Jhs k | SI I I I I I I I I I , i I I A complete Hindu temple portico has been brought intact from and will be set up as a memorial to Adeline Pepper Gibson, who died abroad, while in the service of her country. The picture shows one of the figures in a praying position. STARTS SECOND CENTURY ? - I S $ & I -'AvF 1 i y I I A- r Miss Sarah Anna McGuinness started on the second century of her life attending a little celebration given by friends in her honor at the Bronx for the Aged. Tag Your Books. Many book lovers with large and precious libraries keep a small book with the name of each book lent, the date and the borrower. After a reasonable time, when the book has been lent, it is no discourtesy to write and remind the borrower that you miss your book friend and are Walting to welcome it home. Get a bookplate. That is the very best way to tag your books. And don’t forget that the golden rule applies in books as in other phases of life, and return the ones you borrow yoursel*

ECLIPSE OF THE MOON. A young couple were occupying the porch swing later than usual one moonlight night. From a near-by window her mother inquired: “Mary, what are you doing up so late?” “Looking at the beautiful moon mother." “Well, it’s twelve o’clock. You had better send the moon home.” —Everybody’s Magazine. Something to Fall Back On. “Bllfur. says he is having a hard time keeping a roof over his head.” “I don’t sympathize with him. If he’s in such straits, why doesn’t he give up his automobile.” “He says he can’t think of doing that. besides if the worst comes to the worst, it’s comforting to know that his automobile has a top.” An Imported Article. “The possession of a motor is not necessarily a mark of distinction.” “Not nowadays,” replied Miss Snippers, “but if you happen to own a motor car that is driven by a chauffeur who speaks English with great difficulty, you may hold up your head a trifle in some circles.” Cannibalistic. “My dear, listen to this," exclaimed the elderly English lady to her husband on her first visit to the states. She held the hotel menu almost at arm’s length and spoke in a tone of horror: < “Baked Indian pudding! Can it be possible in a civilized country?" NOT VERY. “My John is thinking of chartering a yacht for the summer.” “Won’t that be pretty expensive?” “Not so long as we confine ourselves to thinking about it. v Flies for Its Life. "Strange how time flies,” how very oft We hear this said—and still it Isn’t so strange: if time did not More folks would try to kill it. Old Friends. “Grandpop says he cares only for the things of long ago.” “Yes, I see he subscribes to a smart magazine.” “That’s for the sake of the jokes.” Good Way. “How did you get your parrot to talk so fluently?” “I hung his cage in the room where my wife’s club meets.” Taking No Chances. Mrs. A. —I really believe she had her second husband selected before she was divorced from the first one. Mrs. B.—Certainly. Why else should she get a divorce? When It Pays to Be Ignorant “Gabbells seems to be well Inform ed on any subject.” “Except when he will be able to pay me what he owes me. He is absolute ly stupid on that point” The Same Thing. “I say. Tom. these here Frenchies. call gal’s feller her finance.” “Aw, well, ain’t dat what It comes tor -A Accounting for It. “He showed his grit when he was hurled out of the machine.” “No wonder; he' had to bite the Just” Two Views. “No. I never visit the pawnshop. I don’t like the principle of the thing. ’ “It’s the interest that I don’t like.” Escaping His Wife’s Tongue. Mr. Bjones—lt must be rather trying for a talkative woman like Mrs. Gabblees to be married to a man as deaf as Mr. Gabblees." Mrs. Bjones—So it is. And, to.make matters worse, she has a lurking suspicion that he lost his hearing just to spite her. —London Answers. z Nothing Like That. “Did those two men have an epistolary dispute?” “No pistols in the dispute at all. They took it out in letter-writing.” Each for His Own. “I am, like any other man, entitled to my own opinion.” “Os course.” replied Mr. Groucher; “the same as I’m entitled to this dog of mine. It doesn’t follow, however, that the dog is any good.” z Deeply Touching. Miss Newriche —Oh, father, he has j the most delicate touch of any pianist • I ever heard. Newriche —Delicate! Great Scott I r Fifty dollars for two hours’ work is' I wKat'l call a pretty healthy touch , =

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