The Syracuse and Lake Wawasee Journal, Volume 12, Number 50, Syracuse, Kosciusko County, 8 April 1920 — Page 2

_ PROBLEMS F AGING STRICKEN WORLD Shall Chaos or Reconstruction in Europe Follow the Great - World'War? MEN TURNING TO BOLSHEVISM Something Profoundly Disquieting In the Constant Repetition of Word Which Seems to Convey Such a Sinister Meaning. Article XII By FRANK COMERFORD. I met a young American major just back from the French front. I had known him for many years. Before the United States entered the war he was one of the many impatient at our delay. He believed that it was our duty to Join the fight when the ruthless submarine campaign torpedoed the Lusitania, sending to cold, wet graves American women and children. I distinctly remember his face as he read the headlines in the papers telling of the murderous slaughter of Americans on the high seas. Now when he greeted me he startled me with his first words, "The war is over. I’m a bolshevik.” I did not know what the word meant. yet it carried to my mind an impression, and while the impression was hazy, it was clear at least In one particular. It sounded like the confession of a crime. He had always been of a quiet, cons servative type. Before the war Ane - tcould have judged him to be a pacifist; „ , ewti 1 tampered, mild of manner, anc| I j?tLH-thiqk that before August, lpja, btf Wjafc. A* pacifist in head and ■ It.xVas-dnly'-the call of a just. ’ 'cause, the fight for an ideal in which he belieyed'.. that had made him a sol- . < dier. rln this respect he was typical • of 90 per cent of his countrymen. I had spoken to him the day he enlisted, for he was one of those who „ voftipteered, who might have.waited for conscription and claimed a just exemption. He was in the beginning of his married life, with two very young children. By profession be was an engineer. Going to war meant leaving a wife and two babies, leaving a job that promised advancement. I recall his enthusiasm, the Intensity of his patriotism, his quiet disregard of the danger to himself. I am sure that .there was little hate in his morale. He saw a danger to the world. - The honor of his country had been offended against. He was an American, one of those upon whom the duty . fell, so he went. He a bolshevik! W*hy? I was confounded. confpsed. The only meaning ~ I gave to his remark was that he was an anarchist. The word “bolshevik” ■ ‘ sounded red to, me. It flared -of the. torch, photographed disorder, lawless- % ness—it registered blood, violence, assassination, force, hate, insanity. I i wondered how this nine-lettered word ha.d become the. vehicle for so many sensations that disturbed peace of mind and sounded alarm. Where had the word come from and what company had it kept that so fouled,its soul? What did It really mean—had it a definite meaning? Was it a bug like the “flu” germ? Had it come among nations to destroy them and to the hearts of men to silence the heavenly message, “Peace, on earth, good will to men.” Would It, run around the world as a scourge? ■ Was it a postscript to the bloody war lesson, prophesying more anguish ! and tears than four years’ fighting had brought? Would the world, coming out of the war bent, now be broken? Or was it a meaningless myth? Was the word a bogle, a bad joke, a nightmare pressing heavily on a tired, nerv- . ous world’s head? Seeking Word’s Real Meaning. Or was the meaning that men had read into the word a lie? Was bolshevism the message of a new Messiah being cried down by the moneychangers of our time in the same Way their ancestors had silenced the word from the Mount and destroyed the Message Bearer w;ith the lash and the cross? In every mind was the thought and from every tongue fell the word. Russia "had given the world a word. It had encircled the globe. Everywhere people were speaking the word —it found lodgment in every brain, a living place in every language. Its use had become universal. The old, the young, rich- and pdor, the learned, the uneducated, the serious, the simple, the- toiler, the artist, the poet, and the peddler, the tinker and the thinker, held the thought and spoke the word. . Men, women and children spoke the word, read the word, and felt the thought it carried;, To the.nine hundred and ninety-nine it was a word of ill-omen, a word of terror and fear. To the one in a thousand it was a word of hope, a light for the feet of a stumbling world, and tlie nine tiubdred and ninety-nine said that some of these people called bolsheviks' were dreamers of a strange dream, that twisted idealism had made them mad,"that the majority of those who profess faith in bolshevism were sick with a strange, social fever, that they were mischief-makers, ne’er-do-weils, criminals, that they sought to burn the world. I mad.e up my mind that I would learn the real meaning of the word. The dictionary definition threw no light on its meaning. I came to the

WHAT DROPPED. . • ; , . ", ■" ' The dining room of . a very exclusive residential hotel. DJnner.in full swing. Clatter o’s knives and forlcs and the usual buzz of conversation. Suddenly, a crash at one end of the room, a sounjd of falling dishes. An abrupt tfause In the conversation, attention concentrated on the scene of the calamity. Then, suddenly,, soaring above a' rising murmur of inquiry, one clear voice with the desired information. “Squash, my dear, of all things!**

conclusion that .to learn what '•m'l shevism Is 1 might with wisdom adopt the scientific method used by the doctor of medicine in arriving at a diagnosis. The doctor examines and gathers ths symptoms, the meaning of the disease. He then determines what diseases niight produce these symptoms. By a process of elimination he discards one possibility after another until at last there is but one disease left, one thing that the symptoms can mean. 1 discovered at the outset that most of us havf the habit of using terms loosely. Seldom do we give time or thought toj the qfact,' real meaning of things. The meaning of bolshevism Is too Important to the world not to try to understand it. There is a difference between having the acquaintance of a word and knowing; the former is a mere introduction, the latter an intimacy. ! Since the. war, when the fastidious diner wetjrily orders his consomme and the wjaiter brings it a bit tardily or cold, he thinks to himself, or if courageouk enough to speak his mind, he calls the cook a bolshevik, ife has found a word to express his irritation. It seryes jhls profane feelings and at the same time saves hfe smug respectability. See Bolshevism Everywhere. Once the maid asking for an afternoon off provoked a knowing smile. Her mistress granted the request, charged it up to a possible romance .and generally suspected the policeman on the befit. Since the war it is different. The maid Is looked upon with suspicion. Her motives are questioned. The request Is considered a symptom of the new terrible disease, bolshevism. The mistress thinks to herself: The maid doesn’t want to work any moire; she is down with the epidemic. The office boy. working the reliable excuse that his grandmother has died again, to get an afternoon off to go to the ball game, is trying to shirk work, in! the opinlols of his employer, who formerly, when such an applicatibh whs made from the same source, chuckled as he granted it, while his memory took him back to his own boyhood days when he used the grandmother yarn to answer the' call of the ball field. Many captains of industry see the symptoms of the new dread in every movement and thought of the workers. The demand for living conditions and decent images are grudgingly received by minds soured with the thought that it is bolshevism. The hirers of child labor, looking hatefully at legislation designed to end child slavery, call the leaders of child life conservation bolshevists. IV hen doctors, and public-spirited men and women . insist that an Irreparable injury isi being done the nation in-al-lowing women to work for a period in excess of tlie hours they are able to work without menacing their motherhood, the profiteers from woman labor cry out: “You are invading the right of private contract; your are mad with, bolshevism.” Every Sort <pf Definition. The wag with the wit gs fl, bather defined bolshevism as a wild ihea surrounded by whiskers. The saloonkeeper. bowled over by prohibition, screams “bolshevism.” The anti-sa-loon leaders come back with the answer, [“Your ‘personal liberty’ cry is only a! camouflage for bolshevism.” If ahyone disagrees with you, don’t grant him the right to an opinion, don’t Reason with him —just call him a bolshevik. The word has become an epithet, a popular invective, a slur, an insult,! an outlet for contempt, contumely and hate. Its parenthood influences our definition of it. Most of us see the Russians with the eyes of the caricaturists, who for so many years i have portrayed the Russian as the inoujik with high boots, disheveled hair, wild whiskers, the face of an assassin, the body of a terrorist in action, the suggestion of a long dagger smeafed with hot blood, under his greatcoat. If £ doctor, making an examination of alj of the patients in a hospital, discovered they all had certain symptoms in common, such as temperature, weakness and pain, and because of these findings should diagnose the sickness of all of the patients as pneumonia, the doctor would be regarded a lunatic, yet /there are men in the world today who are as foolish as such a doctor would be. They call every symptom of unrest, without regard to its history, bolshevism. (Copyright. 1920, Western Newspaper Union) Roumanla’s Oil Wells. Many of the Roumanian oil wells are not in wording order, which is chiefly due to the military measures taken by the allies at the time of the German advance in Roumania. Although Gen. Falkenhayn’s experts devoted particular attention to the reconstruction of the dismantled wells, their work 'was crowned with limited success, and it will take a long period of systematic work to raise the Roumanian oil fields again to their , prewar importance. The Roumanian governjnent is reported to have ' lately concluded a convention with the Austrian government whereby they are to supply the Austrians with petroleum and other material of primary necessity in exchange for industrial products. Have -Evidence Against Germans. Evidence of German crimes is furnished by M. Delannoy, librarian of Louvain: Henri Davignon, secretary of ithe Belgian commission of inquiry; Pa,ul Lambotte, director of the art galleries of Belgium, and M. Lamy, secretary of the French academy. The latter, it was said, ha, made a most telling indictment of those who were responsible for acts of savagery.

VETERAN RECOVERED WALLET, Art Court of Marmarth, N. D., while plowing on his farm, two years ago, lost a wallet which contained S4O. Later he enlisted and went overseas and fought in France. Now he is back in Marmarth and, the other day, as he Was watching .Lee Gilmore plowing the same Add, the lost wallet was turned ovter, The bills were badly damaged, but enough remains of them sb that they may be changed for new money.—Exchange.

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NEWS REVIEW OF CORRENTEVENTS Herbert Hoover Clears His Political Position and Announces He Will Accept Republican Nomination. GERMANY GROWS MORE QUIET Emir Feisel an Accomplished TroubleMaker—Mustapha Kemal Stirs Feeling Against;. Christians—Denmark in the Limelight—Daylight Saving Confuses. By E. F. CLIPSON. Mystery regarding the political position and party affiliations of Herbert Hoover has been dispelled by the announcement of his conditional willingness to accept the Republican presidential nomination.- He has said that he will accept if it is felt that the issues necessitate it and it is,demanded of him, and further clarifies, his attitude in the following words: “If the Republican party—with the independent element, of which I am naturally affiliated —adopts a forwardlooking, liberal, constructive platform on the treaty and on our economic issues, and if the-'party proposes measures for sound business administration of the country, and is< neither reactionary nor radical in its approach to our great domestic questions, and is backed by men who undoubtedly assure the consummation of these policies and measures, I will give it my entire support.’’ Although Mr. Hobver’s declaration created somewhat of a sensation, it relieved the tension existing in the camps of other candidates. Surrounded by silence and secrecy, his attitude had occasioned more or less quaking in both Republican and' Democratic strongholds. .No one prominent on either side felt like hurling a javelin at him for fear that it might rebound and act as a boomerang. Each party wanted his support and the competition had Been so keen as to take on the characteristics of a race, with each side endeavoring to get to him and land him first. Mystery entered the situation some weeks ago when Secretary of the Navy Daniels, positively refusing to give a name, but speaking most emphatically and authoritatively, said he knew who the next president of the United States would be. The most active guessers were practically unanimous in the theory that the secretary had in mind Mr. Hoover, and that the food man had made promises or had definitely committed himself to the Democratic party. The theory as to the definiteness was modified later when Mr. Hoover, pushed to some extremity for a declaration as to his political affiliations, stated that he had of late years been aligned with the Progressive Republicans. In the congressional elections of 1918 he appeared to favor the Democrats, and made some statements indorsing the leading policies of President Wilson. The action of ftfr. Hoover has brought the political pot from a more or less simmering state to an, actual boiling point. His entry makes him a strong contender for the Republican nomination, and his declaration of principles will have much to do ..with preventing both parties from adopting either extreme reactionary or extreme radical viewpoints. He has stated that no one should be able to dictate the policies of great parties, yet every man and woman has a right to decide what issues and measures he will support. He thus creates a position which makes it possible for him to repudiate both parties after their national conventions. Some observers see in this a hint that if the candidates and platforms of the two parties do no?satisfy the liberal thought of the nation, Mr. Hoover will be willing to support a third and Independent ticket. Meanwhile several booms have already been affected by his entry Into the race. His supporters are engaged in an active campaign. In the Minnesota primary, where it was necissary to write or paste his name on

Aristocrats Seek Film Fame. London. —Two young aristocrats are going to California to seek fame in the film world. They are Capt. Vesey A. Dgvoren, “The O’Davoren,” an Irishman who claliM to be a descendant on his mother’s side from the great duke of Wellington, and on his father’s side from Irish kings; and Eliot Gordon, nephew of an earl and heir t> big estates in Hertfordshire. Both have already played In films here. ...

the" ballot, he showed unexpected strength, and he looms strong in several state primaries which, are to come. The mor#y question, as usual, enters into the politfdhl Senator Borah charges .the managers of General Wood and Governor Lowden with - ' using unwarranted sums. Denials come from both candidates, with an expression of willingness to have their expenditures probed. Inasmuch as the legitimate expenses of such campaigns require large funds, it is difficult to see how any candidate can make much of a showing without them. Former Secretary McAdoo reflects this condition when he states that he has no fund, therefore is not a candidate. Tn Germany, the coalition cabinet headed by Herr Mueller promises to remain in power until the elections, - early in June. Concessions to the labor element had much to do with stifling the radical crisis in the Ruhr basin. Spasmodic hostilities in that and adjacent areas had not been completely suppressed, but the outbreaks had taken on a guerrilla aspect, with the red forces disintegrating under lack of supplies, poor discipline and inefficient ♦leadership. Considerable of a bluff to affect enforcement of the terms of the treaty of Versailles seems evident in the Ruhr 'and contiguous situations. If the Ebert government had been permitted to send troops, into the neutral zone, it would have suspended one of the important provisions of the treaty. The weakening of this one provision could have been made the basis for assaults upon other portions of the covenant, with a gradual and possibly complete defeat of the unfulfilled terms. . Settlement the German crisis Is not absolute. Factional disturbances are occurring, and are likely to continue, but that, an ultimate condition resembling order will be brought about is not unlikely. The effect which the troubles have had on foreign credits, so necessary to Germany, and the consequent withholding df rood supplies, raw materials, etc., has had a profound influence on the nation as a - whole. One of the most disastrous consequences following the Kapp-Luettwitz revolution and later troubles has been the effect upon the morale of German workmen. They are reported as loitering on their Jobs, discontented and strongly Imbued with the feeling of ill treatment Production is in an unhealthy state; precisely what the red leaders desire for the furtherance of their designs. Emir Feisel, who lately proclaimed himself king of Syria, looms as an adjunct in a class with D’Annunzio, Mustapha Kemal and other trouble makers. Self-determination for Syria is not only his fetish, but he is for the complete independence of the country; wishes both French and British troops sent home at once, and all zones of influence by other nations abolished. His activities and the working opt of his designs are being watched by the Jews of the world, as a complete fulfillment of his program would render Impossible the establishment of the proposed Zion nation. Mustapha Kemal, nationalist leader in Turkey, continues his campaign to stir up feeling qgainst Christians in Asia Minor. In a recent proclamation he deposes the sultan as chief of the Moslem world, and raises a call to arms throughout Islam. Fortunately his influence is not general as yet, but there is no denying the fact that he is an Important factor, with a strong following in Turkish politics and a growing ability to create antagonism to the allies and all Christians. Ludwig C. A. K. Martens, self-styled soviet envoy to the United States appears to be the next prominent candidate for deportation. Martens contended in an investigation held by the senate committee on foreign relations that the bolshevik government had not interfered in the internal affairs of the United States. A the same time the state department had secured and has now made public a series of soviet dispatches inciting American bolshevists to violence and the overthrow of the present form of the government of the United States. The dispatches were found on the person of a soviet courier captured at Riga, en route to this country. The department of justice announces a perfect case against Martens.

TO GET KOSCIUSZKO HEART Embalmed Relic of Patriot to Be Removed From Switzerland to Poland. Geneva. —The embalmed heart .of Thaddeus Kosciuszko, the Polish patriot and aide of George Washington in the American revolution; which has reposed ip a bronze urn in the little chapel 'of Chateau Rapperswil, near Zurich, since 1887, is to be returned to . Poland.

Denmark, which before had been regarded as placid, busy, and opulent from profits accruing through the great war, show§ a strong disposition to get into the, limelight of di.'durbance. Social democrats have beeri active for abolition of the monarchy, a general strike and the inauguration of a republic. A strong display of military force enabled the government to meet the first outbreaks of trouble successfully. poming as it did with other European uprisings, the assumption that it is connected with them and part of a general plan is not unwarranted. The prosperous condition of the country is the principal augury for lack of success of any radical designs. Daylight saving has become a local issue throughout , the country, with the. prospect of rather chaotic conditions in regard to time reckoning and ■niany consequent dilemmas. New York city, which by the sun'is only one hour ahead of Chicago and other midwestern points, by the. adoption of daylight saving becomes two hours ahead. Communities whi<?b turn the clock ahead one hour will be that much at variance in time with others in the same longitude which do not take the same action. Railroads of course will stick to a standardized schedule, but that portion of the public moving from one place to another is sure to encounter confusion. So far the difficulty asserts itself in the financial relationships of different parts of the country,, with the bankers hampered by the varying conditions. The only alternative if New York persists in the new schedule, seems to be for mid-western and western bankers to arise an hour earlier. L The freak tornado which visited Ala-/ bama. Georgia, Illinois, Indiana, Michigan, Missouri and Ohio took a toll of nearly 200 lives, with hundreds more in the injured list. Chicago and vicinity suffered heaviest, with Georgia next In the number of casualties. The storm was not only unusual in the area covered, but in- the shifting of the centers of intensity- and the fact that it visited regions which were considered ordinarily immune from such dangers. The latter was especially true in the vicinity of Lake Michigan, where scientists have always claimed the existence of such a body of water neutralized the menace of severe windstorms. Another freak of the storm which has affected scientific theories and established a new precedent was its coming so early in the year. Such visitations in the United States had before been almost exclusively confined to summer months and generally followed severely hot weqther. The late demonstration is regarded as one of the vagaries of the month of March. The international monetary situation has been eased considerably through the shipment of British gold to the United States. This has lessened the strain on British credit and white it has depleted to some extent one of their most valuable home resources, it has Improved their position abroad and increased the standing in international markets of the British pound. This has been reflected in advanced quotations for ; t>ounds sterling. With every advance their purchasing power increases. France shows an improving position in the evident intention of the nation to economize and to finance itself from its own resources. The great confidence of the French nation and its latent financial strength are seen Jo its ability to float huge loans at home. Defeat of suffrage in Delaware leaving the amendment short one- state of the 36 necessary for ratification, ptfts the issue in the delayed class for the present. The National Woman’s partyt and others prominent in the cause, pin slight hopes to favorable action in Louisiana, North Carolina, Vermont, or Connecticut. In Louisiana the legislature meets May 10. Governor Bickett’is said to be favorable to a special session of the North Carolina legislature in July. Suffrage adherents will endeavor to win both states, although they have received little encouragement as yet in the South. The governors of Vermont and Connecticut have refused to call special sessions of their legislatures and to get consideration in either of those states, suffrage forces will have to overcome the announced objections of the governors.

| Arrangements have heen made tn transfer the relics to Lemberg and then to Warsaw in the near future. When KosCiuszko died at Zugwil In the Swiss canton of Solothurn in 1817, his heart was removed and retained there when the patriot’s body was taken to Cracow for burial. The heart remained in Zugwil until 1887. when it was taken to Rapperswil, where it was given a special place of honor in the Polish museum, k has been the shrine of countless Polish pilgrims since that time.

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