The Syracuse and Lake Wawasee Journal, Volume 12, Number 48, Syracuse, Kosciusko County, 25 March 1920 — Page 11

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His Way. “Did the doctor you went to fix up that swelling all right?” “Sure; he put it in the bill.” LESS MEAT IF BACK AND KIDNEYS HURT Take a Glass of Salts to Flush Kidneys if Bladder Bothers You. Eating meat regularly eventually produces kidney trouble in some form or other, says a well-known authority, because the uric acid in meat excites' the kidneys, they become overworked; : get sluggish; clog up and cause all sorts of distress, particularly backache and misery in the kidney region; rheumatic twinges, severe headaches, acid stomach, constipation, torpid liver, sleeplessness, bladder and urinary irritation. The moment your back hurts or kidneys aren't acting right, or if bladder bothers you, get about four ounces of Jad Salts from any good pharmacy; I; fak<s“*i!f tablespoonful in ! a glass jof water before breakfast for a few days and your kidneys will then act fine. This famous salts, is made from the acid of grapes and lemon juice, combined with lithia, and has been used for generations to flush clogged kidneys and stimulate them to normal activity; also to neutralize the acids in the urine so it no longer irritates, thus ending bladder disorders. Jad Salts cannot injure anyone; makes a delightful effervescent lithlawater drink which millions of men and women take now and then to keep the kidneys and urinary organs clean, thus avoiding serious kidney disease.—-Adv. New Wireless Distress Call. A novel wireless emergency device by which ships in distress can ring alarm bells on other ships within wireless range is reported by the Ameri-j can chamber of commerce In London. The present wireless system of communication requires that an operator to hear a call must be on duty, wearing the usual telephone headpiece.' The new device is said to enable any station or ship equipped with a special automatic transmitter key to call up any station or ship within range, fitted with a corresponding receiver relay, even if the operator is absent. The calling up, according to the American chamber, is effected by a bell which starts ringing on the ships called. It is claimed that one of the most important uses of the devices will be to insure immediate and general attention to S. O. S. calls. No Place to Go. O’Hara stood surveying the body of his friend, lying in state. Then he began to smile. “What is there funny about it?” demanded an outraged friend. “ ’Twas only last week as Clancy was saying to me how there ain’t noi heaven and no purgatory. An’ here he lies now, poor divil, all drissed up and nowhere to go.”—The American Legion Weekly. ' When Nature takes a vacation it is sometimes one of a million years. She isn’t making any more mastodons:

THE SYRACUSE AND EAKE WAWASEE JOURNAL

Happenings of the World Tersely Told

Domestic Union cement finishers at St. Louis will be given a wage increase of from 90 cents to $1.25 an hour beginning April 1, it was announced. About 300 men will be benefited. • « « A storm which in intensity equaled any experienced this winter swept southern Minnesota, .South Dakota, northern lowa and north Wisconsin. • • • Striking coastwise longshoremen attacked 25 negro strikebreakers at New York and, after shooting down two of them, dispersed the remainder. Two policemen witnessed the attack, but no arrests were made. • » • Two armed bandits entered the Lorain avenue branch of the Cleveland (O.) Trust company when the bank opened, held up Cashier George Travnikar while he was making up a payroll, secured $12,000 In cash and escaped In an automobile. • • • Sheriff W. T. Baker at Steubenville. 0., awoke to find the county jail empty. Some time after midnight the eight prisoners, all held on various charges, sawed and cut their way to liberty. • « « Viljalmur Stefansson, the arctic explorer, has resigned from the government commission at Ottawa, Inquiring Into the possibilities of northern development for meat production purposes. • • • The prohibition enforcement act was defeated in the house of delegates at Annapolis, Md., by a vote of 39 to 62. * ♦ * Seven motortruck loads of whisky, valued at SIOO,OOO, were seized by prohibition agents on their arrival at New York from Roslyn, Md. * • • Five known dead and thousands of to property Was the toll of the two-day blizzard which swept North Dakota —the wjorst in more than 30 years, says a Bismarck dispatch. ♦ • ♦ Former Govs. Emmet O’Neal announced his candidacy at Birmingham, Ala., to succeed the late Senator Bankhead on a platform declaring for the sale of light wines and beer and for ratification of ;the peace treaty. ♦ ♦ • The Ward line steamship Esperanza, which went aground off the coast of Yucatan, Mex., has been floated and arrived safely at Progresso, Mex., according to a message received by the line at New York. »• * * Safeblowers opened two safes on the seventh and eighth floods of the Weightman building at Philadelphia and secured $410,000 worth of bonds. • • • Arthur Simms, negro, has confessed at Albuquerque, N. M., to the murder of Special Officer J. Beers of the Baltimore & Ohio railroad at Swan Creek, Md., December last, according to the sheriff. • • « Corporation Counsel Burr of New York Instructed the transit construction commissioner to notify the Interborough Rapid Transit company that if it did not at once improve its service the city would on 30 days’ notice take over and operate its subway and elevated Hnes» • • • The picric acid plant at Pirron, Ark., was sold by the war department at Washington to H. C. Couch, representing a group of Little Rock business men, for $770,000. • « • Washington “Strong remonstrances’’ have been made by the American government at Washington rulings of the allied reparations commission that under the peacfe treaty sale of certain German property in neutral countries can be forced if necessary to satisfy the initial payment of iLe German indemnity. * • * The at Washington, by a vote of 49 to 35, rejected the treaty of peace with Germany and sent it back to the White House with a resolution Informing the president that the senate would not consent to its ratification. ♦ * * The United States, American naval experts at Washington say, is building more warship tonnage than any other nation. « • * Radium valued at approximately SIO,OOO was stolen from the bureau of standards at Washington. « ♦ • Any reduction of income and excess profits taxes to be collected in the calendar years 1920 and 1921 would be “manifestly unsafe,” Secretary Houston declared in a letter to the house ways and means committee at Washington. Simplification of those taxes was urged, however, * * ♦ Aftbr only brief discussion and by unanimous vote, the senate foreign relations committee at Washington favorably reported the nomination of Charles R. Crane, formerly of Chicago, to be minister to China. * • * A peace time army of 299,000 enlisted men and 17,800 officers was approved by the house of representatives at Washington in passing the army appropriation bill by a vote of 246 to 92. The measure now gdfes to the senate for approval. • ,■* * One hundred and four million dollars is provided fqr continuing construction of the 1916 building program in the revised naval appropriation bill for 1921, completed by the sub-com-mittee of the house naval affairs at Washington.

A Washington dispatch says all civilian Americans, men and women, whp are in Germany were warned of the consequences of entering that country and told that their venture would be at their own risk. • « • The senate committee on foreign relations, that has been considering for several days the appointment of Bainbridge Colby to be secretary of state, reported favorably on the nomination, says a Washington dispatch. * • • Roberto Cejudo, leader of the Felix Diaz rebel forces in the state of Vera Cruz, has surrendered unconditionally to the Mexican government, according to advices to embassy at Washington. • • ♦ A resolution proposing a constitutional amendment for the direct election of federal judges was introduced at Washington by Senator La Follette (Rep.) of Wisconsin. It was referred to the judiciary committee. • • * No new warship construction is au thorized in the annual navy appropriation bill as ordered favorably reported by the house naval committee at Washington. ' • • * ■ Population statistics for 1920 announced by the census bureau at Washington include: Port Jervis, N. Y.. 10,171, an increase of 607, or 6.3 per cent over 1910; Beacon, N, Y„ 10,996, increase of 367, or 3.5 per cent. • • • After an all-day debate the senate at Washington adopted a reservation to the peace treaty declaring for selfdetermination for Ireland. The vote was 45 to 38. t • * More foreign governments are represented by embassies and legations In Washington than in any other capital in the world. In all 42 countries have accredited representatives there. The total loss to the government as a result of the Supreme court’s decision that stock dividends are not tax- ’ able will not exceed $25,000,000, in the opinion of most treasury experts at Washington. • • • The American government at Washington has sent two notes to Bolivia and is preparing to send a third requesting that there be no breach of peace in South America. * * • Unpaid interest on loans to foreign governments, accruing up to November last, totaled $236,240,114, while the estimated interest for next year is $463,225,613, Secretary Houston informed the senate at Washington. ♦ » • Population statistics for 1920 announced »by the census bureau at Washington Included Eldorado, Kan., 10,995, Increase 7,866, or 251.4 per cent. Personal William Jennings Bryan celebrated his sixtieth birthday in New York Friday. « * ♦ ~ Foreign The English will of the late Viscount Astor filed at London disposes of £421,963 (about $2,000,000). After several personal bequests, the residue is divided between his sons, the present Viscount Astor and John Jacob Astor. * * * Two thousand persons have been killed throughout Germany since Saturday’s coup, the Berlin papers say. * • * More than 100 persons were killed in clashes between Captain Erhardt’s Baltic troops and mobs around the Brandenburg gate at Berlin. • ♦ .* Rear Admiral Philip Andrews, commanding the United States naval forces operating in the eastern Mediterranean, arrived a’t Rome for a short visit and was received by King Victor Emmanuel. * ♦ • A committee on economics, to be a part of the finance ministry, has been formed at Paris for the purpose of curtailing the national expenditure. The committee has been instructed to conduct investigations. • • • The British and French governments have notified Prince Feisal, son of the Hedjaz, that they cannot recognize the validity of the decision of the Damascus congress which proclaimed him king of Syria. •• • ‘ Queen Wilhelmina of Holland has published an official decree granting the ex-kaiser the right to reside in Holland, according to an unofficial dispatch from The Hague. Police authorities at Geneva declare that Investigations they have made relative to the bombing of the American consulate at Zurich confirm their theory that the attack was a bolshevik outrage. * * • Constantinople was occupied Tuesday morning by ailied forces under Gen. Sir George Milne of the British army. An exchange of shots resulted in which several were killed. A Berlin dispatch says Essen surrendered to armed workmen after violent fighting in which it is estimated that 300 persons,were killed. * * « The lord mayor of Cork was shot dead at one o’clock in the morning. The revolver was fired by masked persons whose identity is unknown. ** * 1 A military patrol at Geerlitz, Prussian Silesia, having been driven back by a crowd, fired on and killed two civilians, according to a dispatch from Berlin. • » • Grover Cleveland Bergdoll of Philadelphia, millionaire draft dodger, has been found guilty of desertion by a court-martial on Governor’s, island. New York. * « * Unconfirmed reports received at Coblenz are to the effect that 1,000 persons have been killed at Kiel.

Hoosier State Happenings

Crawfordsville.—Petitions are being circulated in Montgomery O county to be presented to the board of county commissioners, asking for the erection here of a memorial hospital to cost $150,000, in honor of the Montgomery county men who died in the world war. Recently a petition was circulated asking for the erection in the county courthouse of a memorial tablet for the soldiers. On account of the pressing need that exists for a new hospital, and in accordance with the request of the members of Byron Cox post of-the American Legion of this city, the petition was withdrawn and the new one j>ut into circulation. Indianapolis.—Curtailment of the construction program of the state highway commission to conserve material and labor was urged by John A. Riggs, assistant secretary of the United States department of agriculture, at an Informal conference with members of the highway commissiofi. Mr. Riggs said that much of the material used in road construction was needed in building houses in the city, where the housing situation is acute and material difficult to get. The car shortage was another reason put forward by Mr. Riggs for curtailment. Shelbyville.—Reports of the township assessors and their deputies to the county assessor, on their first two weeks’ work, shows that the assessments on personal property In Shelby county will be about the same this year as last on all except fanning Implements and household goods, which will be slightly higher. Horses in the county have been assessed at ah average of SB2 a head; cattle at $54; hogs at $14.25, and sheep at $16.75; automobiles at $360.50; household goods-at sllß, and farming implements at $130.30. Indianapolis.—Township trustees and advisory boards who fail to levy sufficient school taxes to run their schools at least 120 days, or when they find the levy insufficient fail to refuse to borrow money sufficient for such purpose, provided that their school corporation is able to borrow money, have not complied with the Indiana rural school law, according to an option given to L. N. Hines, state superintendent of public instruction, by Ele Stansbury, attorney general. Indianapolis. —That it will not be necessary to hold a special session of the Indiana legislature in order to provide adequate machinery to take care of the woman vote Is the opinion of Miss Helen Benbridge of Terre Haute, president of the Woman’s Franchise league of Indiana. Miss Benbridge ’s supported, in her views by other officials in the state suffrage organization, so thus far the organization has not urged the calling of a special session for this purpose. 'Coliiffibus.—Bartholomew county, with 800 returns for income tax, sent in the largest number of all the counties in the district, of which this city is headquarters, according to officials here. Counties filing returns through the Columbus office are Jackson. Decatur, Ohio. Switzerland, Ripley. Dearborn, Jennings. Jefferson and Bartholomew. Ohio township sent in the smallest number of returns. Bartholomew s number is twice that sent in last year. Indianapolis. —Charles J. Orbison, prohibition director for Indiana, has issued a warning relative to the sale of Jamalc'a ginger, laying emphasis on indiscriminate sales by druggists and by grocers, restaurant men and others. It is the opinion of Mr. Orbison that only druggists, selling the product for medical purposes, are authorized to sell Jamaica ginger and he asserted that close investigation will be made of all other sales with a view of prosecution. Indianapolis.—The state board of agriculture, in resolutions, indorsed the candidacies of John Isenbarger, North Manchester, for the Democratic nomination for governor, and of Warren T. McCray of Kentjand for the Republican nomination for governor. Mr. Isenbarger is a member of the board and Mr. McCray formerly was a member. Shelbyville.—Seed com tests in which 3.620 ears were submitted to the modified “rag-doll” method, have been completed, and the results announced by the county agricultural agent. The test shows that the “rag-doll” test method is proving a money-saver to the farmer In a large way. Valparaiso. —Members of the Hurlburt local of the Chicago Milk Producers’ association have declared that they will not exchange thrashing or silo feed with any neighbor who will not co-operate with the local in the marketing of milk in Gary and Chicago. Indianapolis. — Following a brief pnblic hearing on the daylight saving ordinance, the common council defeated the ordinance by a, vote of 6 to 2.

BRIEF FASHION HINTS Women’s suits for spring are characterized by uneven hems; Spring coats are to a large extent of three-quarter length on loose, belted and semifitted models. Raffia embroideries In bright colors are much in evidence on hats for spring, especially on hat? of the sport order. Headdresses of tiny colorful flowers arranged on metallic ribbon with matching girdles are a delightful in-

SPRING STYLES SAY GLOVES Short Hand Coverings for One Kind and Long Ones for More Unfortunate. French women wore very short sleeves last season, sometimes with gloves long enough to cover the arm, often with short gloves so that a generous expanse of bare arm was visible. Just what American women will decide to do in the matter of gloves remains to be seen. These short-

Indianapolis.—Hooslerdom’s last toll road will soon become a public highway as the result of the action of the state board of tax commissioners in approving a bond issue of $25,000 asked by Floyd county to purchase the Corydon jprnplke. The turnpike extends from New Albany to Lanes' ville and is owned by the New Albany, Lanesville & Corydon Turnpike company. The petition for the bond issue sets out that $15,000 is to be paid for the road and SIO,OOO for the property’ of the company, which includes the only* stone quarry in Floyd county available for road building. The county is particularly desirous of obtaining title to the turnpike for the reason that it will be included in the designated state highway system. Kendallville.—At a meeting of more than 200 farmers held here and precided over by W. C. Auman, township chairman of the Federation of Farmers ,a resolution was passed protesting against the proposed increase of 25 cents in the monthly rental rates by the Central Union Telephone company’. The fanners agreed to pay the present rate of $1.50 and no more. They pledged themselves to have their telephones removed if the rate recently authorized by the public service commission is put into effect. Petitions with more than 400 names were signed to this effect. Indianapolis.—Carl J. Fletcher of Indianapolis, secretary of the Knbx County Coal Operators’ association, surrendered himself to the United States marshal here. Fletcher is one of the 125 coal operators and miners Indicted here by a special federal grand jury on al charge of conspiracy to enhance the (price of coal and to defraud the government. Fletcher was the first man indicted to surrender himself. It was said here that other Indicted men intended to give themselves up. Evansville. -— Governors of seven states have been invited to attend the interstate good roads congress, to be held in this city April 22. the Invitations being! sent by Samuel L. May, president of the Chamber of Commerce. The seven governors invited are James P. Goodrich of Indiana, Edwin P. Morrow of Kentucky, A. H. Roberts of Tennessee, Charles H. Brough of Arkansas, W. P. Hobby of Texas, Frank O. Lowden of Illinois, and O. A. Larrazolo of New Mexico. Indianapolis.—Results of the rural school survey, which the state departof public Instruction began in January, are being compiled at the office of L. N! Hines, state superintendent of public instruction. A resume of the results will be made at a rural school conference which will be held at Indiana university in July. Conditions in one-teacher schools where, Mr. Hines said, nearly half the teachers aje planning to resign, will receive particular attention. Aurora. —Amos N. Oberting, a young farmer, who lives near the Ohio and Indiana state line, sold a crop of tobacco on the floor of the Aurora Loose Leaf Tobacco Warehouse company, of 1,990 pounds, averaging 60 cents a pound, which was raised on a little less than two acres of new land. The two best baskets sold at 98 cents a pound. This was said to have been the best-handled crop of tobacco sold on the floor this season. Noblesville. —Real estate has been very active in Hamilton county during the last few days. For the six days there were 36 transfers made in farm land and city property which, according to the considerations specified in the deeds, involved $271,905. This is theTnbst property to change halids in the county during any one week in the last year. Indianapolis.—Confidence that ratification of the woman suffrage amendrpent will be complete in time for the women of Indiana to vote in the coming primary election is expressed in a* telegram Governor Goodrich has received from Mrs. Carrie Chapman Catt, honorary president of the National League of Woman" Voters. Indianapolis.—The clouded atmosphere that has prevailed in Democratic circles since Gov. Edward I. Tdwards was entered here as a candidate for the presidential nomination was suddenly clarified when the governor sent a telegram to Secretary of State Ed Jackson asking that his name be withdrawn. South Bend. —Although the prices of milk, wholesale, has been reduced to the producer In St. Joseph county, the price to the consumer still remains at 14 cents a quart and 8 cents a pint. Farmers say they are receiving only 22 cents a gallon, or 5% cents a quart, which is a reduction of 8 cents on the gallon. Lafayette.—The county agricultural agent situation throughout the state is not so acute as it was a few months ago, but the demand still exceeds the supply. Fifteen vacancies are waiting to be filled. If all the applications for county agents could be filled, 85 of the 92 counties of the state would be supplied. Indianapolis.—Governor Goodrich In an official proclamation issued here designated Friday, April 16, as Arbor and Bird day in Indiana.

novation recently introduced by a firm of French origin known for its ability to produce novelties in the way of dress accessories. Bed jackets are among the latest fiovelties in negligee. One of yellow taffeta, lined with coral, and another of turquois velvet recently seen are especially worthy of note. The velvet model is cut on circular lines and trimmed with lace ruffling; the taffeta one was a square with upstanding collar and was trimmed with a border of darning stitch done in chenille.

sleeved dresses, says a fashion writer, are made up to be offered to the consumer for spring, and there can be little doubt that they will be accepted and the glove question settled according to the taste of the individual woman. Women who have really pretty arms may decide to wear short gloves; those who have not, it is hoped, will have enough good sense to buy long ones. Bright Bulgarian embroidery appears again on serge suits.

If You Need a Medicine You Should Have the Best Have you ever stopped to reason why it is that so many products that are extensively advertised, all at once drop out of sight and are soon forgotten? The reason is plain—the article did not fulfill the promises of the manufacturer. Thia applies more particularly to a medicine. A medicinal preparation that has real curative value almost sells itself, as like an endless chain system the. remedy is recommended by those who hafve been benefited, to those who are in need of it. A prominent druggist says “Take for example Dr. Kilmer’s Swamp-Root, a preparation I have sold for many years and never hesitate to recommend, for in almost every case it shows excellent results, as many of my customers testify. No other kidney remedy has so large a Bale.” According to sworn statements and verified- testimony of thousands who have used the preparation, the succe's of Dr. Kilmers Swamp-Root is due to the fact, so many people claim, that it fulfills al- , most even- wish in overcoming kidney, / liver and bladder ailments; corrects uri- > nary troubles and neutralizes the uric acid which causes rheumatism. You may receive a sample bottle of Swamp-Root by Parcels Post. Address Dr. Kilmer & Co., Binghamton, N. Y., and enclose ten cents; also mention this paper. Large and medium size bottles for sale at all drug stores.—Adv. They Demand to Be Shown. “Some of the most successful beauty specialists are as homely a? a mud fence.” “Quite true. But human nature is not’to be fooled always." “No?” ; o “You will observe that a professor of physical culture has to exhibit a pretty fair muscular developmefit of his own before he can hope to get any clients.”—BirmiiighamAge-Herald. SIOO Reward, SIOO Catarrh is a local disease greatly influenced by constitutional ’conditions. It therefore requires constitutional treatment. HALL'S CATARRH MEDICINE Is taken internally and acts through the Blood on the Mucous Surfaces of the System. HALL'S CATARRH MEDICINE destroys the foundation of the disease, gives the patient strength by improving the general health and assists nature in doing its work. SIOO.OO for any case of Catarrh that HALL'S CATARRH MEDICINE fails to cure. Druggists 75c. Testimonials free. F. J. Cheney & Co.. Toledo, Ohio. His Fervor Dampened. Down in southern Oklahoma, after the cotton crops are laid by, it is the custom of the colored population to hold big camp meetings. At one of these the minister was talking of the great joys of heaven. One of the brethren became very much excited and *<began shouting: "Praise de Lawd; how I does wish I’se a June bug; I’d spread my wings and fly away to heaven.” At this one of the sisters sprang up and said: “Why, Brudder Mose, one o’ dem woodpeckers would be sho’ to git yo’ on de way.”—New York Evening Post. Important to Mothers Examine carefully every bottle of CASTORIA, that famous old remedy for infants and children, and see that it In Use for Over 30 Years. Children Cry for Fletcher’s Castoria All the Same. “Are you wearing your last year’s clothes?” “Yes; and probably my next year’s clothes, too.”. When you have decided that the Worms or Tapeworm must be exterminated, get “Dead Shot”—Dr. Peery’s Vermifuge One dose will expel them. —Adv. Getting Worther and Worther.” “Is life worth living?” “I think that question has been enswered for good and all. The cost has been more than doubled and we all hang on.” —Louisville Courier-Journal. Relaxing. First Mechanic —Working today? Second Mechanic —Yep. This is an off day with me. 100£PEP! If Constipated, Bilious or Headachy, take “Cascarets.” Feel bully! Be efficient!. Don’t stay sick, bilious, headachy, constipated. , Remove the liver and bow’el poison which is keeping your head dizzy, your tongue coated, your breath bad and stomach sour. Why not spend a few cents for a box of Cascarets and enjoy the nicest, gentlest laxative-ca-thartic you ever experienced? Cascarets never gripe, sicken or inconvenience one like Salts, Oil, Calomel or harsh Pills. They work while you sleep.—Adv. Both Kinds. Bix —They saV those fortune tellers make a lot of money. Dix —Naturally. It is by its nature a business of prophets, you know.— Boston Transcript. An Inference. “What’s Flubdub prating about?” “The fairness of these magazine contests.” “I see. He won a prize.” Garfield Tea, by purifying the blood, eradicates rheumatism, dyspepsia and many chronic ailments. —Adv. Times Changed. “The first requisite to look for in a house is a dry cellar.” “Not in these times.” Such things as .come to the man who waits are seldom the things he has been waiting Ceremonies differ, but true politeness is ever the same.

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