The Syracuse Journal, Volume 28, Number 49, Syracuse, Kosciusko County, 2 April 1936 — Page 8

—— 111 ——l ■ I Synthetic Gentleman I By Channing Pollock OpyrirM. Cbunlßi Pollock WNV Serrtc*.

SYNOPSIS r ' ,B !> The Duke, a pleasant, likable youth of twenty-three, jobless and broke, enters an unoccupied eummer home tn Southampton, seeking abetter from a terrific rain storm. He makes himself at home Six years ago his father had died in China, leaving the lad. Barry Gilbert, to fight his way back to the States. He did pot recollect ever having had a mother. Dosing at the fireside. he is startled by the arrival of a butler. Willetts; a chauffeur. Evans; a cook and a maid. He learns that the son of the owner of the house, Jack Ridder, whom the servants had never seen, is expected. He decides to bluff It out. His supposed parents have left for Germany. Next morning he Is given a letter for his “mother” He opens ft and finds £ message from the real Jack, saying he could not come, and returning a hundred-dollar bllL The boy’s father had pensioned him into obscurity. Barry pockets the money, intending to return it later. He orders Evans to take him to Montauk. Intending to disappear there. CHAPTER I—Continued “Twin Bays Golf Club,” replied the gentleman. '‘lts only about three miles up this road." "Well," the Duke suggested, “If you’re in a hurry, why don’t you let me take you there? Then Evans and I can come back, and have another try at thia. If Evans can’t do anything. I’ll send a mechanic from the village." “That’s very kind of you, but Tve a better Idea. You say you’re hungry, too. Why don’t you lunch with us, and leave your man to do the rest?" "Swell I" aaid the Duke. “Evana, drive ns to the Twin Bays Golf Club, and then come back to this Job." "You know what to do. Batea," he continued to hla man. "Come on; let’s get in!" Barry turned round to look for the girl in the green dress. She was whispering to Evans, the other side of the stalled car. As they strolled op the rood: ’’You’re Mr. Ridder, aren’t you?" the girl asked. And before Barry could reply, she went on; "Your man told me. I thought I recognized the car." < "John Ridder’s son!" exclaimed the white-haired gentleman. "Well. 1 am surprised! So you’ve made it up with your father, have you? You must bare beard him speak of me. I’m Judge Heuibldge." For a moment, Barry considered disclaiming his bogus Identity. But what was the use? He could see Evans* listening ears through the half-open window between them and the driver’s •eat, and he wanted to get to Montauk Point “Not Judge Curtis Hambldge?" he said, omitting to add that be had seen the name in yesterday’s newspaper. "The same," replied the Judge "Your father and I are—welt we’ve known each other since he came down ' to Southampton, three years sgo. This is my daughter, Patricia. Pat for short, though It takes courage to call her that." He laughed. Patricia looked straight ahead. “Where is your father?" “Ou his way to Bad Nauheim.” “That heart of his. eb? Always told him It would cut up again some day." He leaned forward, and wound up the window behind Evans* ears. •Well. I’m glad you two got together at last It’s been killing your mother. She spoke to me about it—privately. Pat and I are the only people in Southampton who know that John Ridder’s got a son. He wouldn't mention It and wouldn't let anyone else mention It I tried. *1 couldn’t act that way to a boy of mine,’ I said; ’no matter what he did. Flat on bls uppers, somewhere in Florida, and you la a big empty bouse on Long Island.* . . . 1 suppose you’re going to spend the season here, now." “I don’t know—yet" answered the Duke. "Well, 1 would. This Is your chance. Make good, and the old man’ll be ashamed of himself when be comes back. Haven't got a job. anywhere, have youF “Hl bet he dances wonderfully." said the girl. She bad been taking him in, out of the corner of her eye. and now she paid him this compliment with a quiet scorn that was as subtle as her perfume. "1 bad a job a few months ago," observed the Duke. "What happened F—with a disarming smile. -Did they want you to wnrkF “You’re being very rude, my dear," the Judge admonished. "The truth la that Patricia’s rather fed-up on our young men. And she’s heard a few pretty wild stories about yon." , They had reached the club now. • “Get Judge Hambidge's car running," the Duke Instructed Evans, “and then you and Bates get something to sat, and brlagjfeth can back here." “Not later than two o’clock," said the Judge. A moment afterward, bo was writ* Ing -John Clarke Bidder, Jr, tn the "You’ve got an all wrong," Barry laid the girl la the green dress, Tn Mt exactly a rich man’s son." , •NoF aaid the girt “That’s nicer « She waa rofla. And extremely beta* ttfnL •Hard-bolted," * thought the Duke. “Tbere’e one lady rd Utos to they strolled through the wide Colonial foyer of the dub, and into its white and deserted dining gaeaa. TEnriy yet." coanaented the Jadge ■Southampton doesn’t get going be* twa tha ead of June Pleasant dub, though. We’re opening oar house neat gpuabv Juxt ran down today to totva

the water turned on, and all that sort of thing. How’s your place? • Still got Willetts?" "Yes." ’"Good servant, Willetts. Your father lays him off ail winter, and goes to live In a hotel, but Willetts comes back every spring. How about a little salmon salad. Mr. Ridder?” "Salmon salad — with mayonnaise, please." He smiled, remembering yesterday’s hot-dog at Huntington. "Rather a coincidence, meeting yon here." he said. “I’d just seen your name In The Globe." The Judge’s l>row clouded. “Yet. Your father's newspaper. They say I’m a Tammany Judge, .robbing the peepul.” » “It’s always easy to work up excitement about the under-dog." Patricia cut In. "As though It really mattered what happened to the underdog." "You don’t like rich men’s anna." the Duke remarked, "and you don’t like under-dogs. Just whom do you like. Miss Hambldge?” “People who make their way." ’•Can’t you feel sorry for people who don’t?" «. "Not very," she admitted, frankly. “Nobody does. Moat of us pretend to. I don’t know, why. They’re merely the brake on civilization. They don’t count Civilization does." The hard-boiled minx! “I suppose you’ll be keeping bachelor’s hall most of the summer." sng gested the Judge. “The Nauheim treatment Is eight weeks. I believe. Well, you’ll have to make yourself at home with us. l*tn a widower, and away a good part of the time, so you and Patricia can fight things out on the tennis court" He glanced at his watch. “We’ll be down for good the first of next week. How about dining with us Thursday?” "Please do," smiled the girt “I should be delighted," said the Duke. “At eight? Don’t dress. We wear flannels most of (he time out here." “Flannels tt is," said the Duke. Purring softly, as though nothing had ever been wrong with Its vitals, the Judge’s car drew up to the steps. “Until Thursday, then, and thank you for the lift I’m mighty glad to have met John Ridder’s boy." "I’m glad, too," added Patricia, giving him her hand. “Maybe I’ll learn to like rich men’s sons." -Or undei>dogs." “That sounds a little more Improbable," sald the girl. They drove away. Evans’ humor seemed to have Im proved with luncheon. “Montauk Pointy be asked, bolding open the car door. "No." the Duke answered , “Fee changed my mind about Montauk Point Some other day. I think we’ll go home now.” CHAPTER II Well, of all the mad resolutions! “I’m going to wind up In prison," reflected the Duke. “And. as a good many wiser men have done, on account of a girt" “A snip of a girt at that!" He grinned at that Where was be going to get flannels? Or even a clean shirt? How could he hope to'get away with this for a whole week? “Let’s think It out quietly. Papa and Matna are safe In Bad Nauheim. Probably for a couple at months. The real John Ridder Isn’t coming to Southampton." "Stop at the railway station." he Instructed the chauffeur. "I've got to see about my bag." But, oddly enough, the bag hadn’t arrived. “A big tan-leather suit case?" echoed the baggage-master. You’re going to have a bard time locating it, unless you ean find your check.” “Must have dropped It from my pocket when I pulled out my railway ticket on the train." His Grace told Willetts at dinner. Willette had been very apologetic about sending the master away for lunch. It’S cook. sir. She’s sew. and. what with the kitchen all upside down—" “Don’t worry." interrupted the Duke. "I bad a capital time. But what are we going to do about clothen, WHlettzF “Well" the butler responded, "there’s your father’s tailor, air. Crowell, on Flfty-flrst street, just east of the Avenue. You could start an account there, air. And Mr. Ridder Senior gets his haberdashery at Bartlett’s, and his shoes at Kennedy’s" •Ail that takes time," Barry objected. “and I'm going out to dinner next Thursday. And Thursday’s five days off. I haven’t a shirt to my back, Willetts, Or anything else but my father’s purple pyjamas" Willetts’ face brightened. “If yon can wear those, sir, I don’t see why you can’t wear Mr. Ridder’s linen—in an emergency, sir. There’s a whole high-boy full of it In your closet, sir. And he’s got a down summer suits In that cedar chest" "Flannels, too?" •Oh. plenty of flannels'* answered Willetts “And golf trousers They’re sure to fit" Both men gunited. Wonderful what a smile would do. Bls own broad grin undoubtedly ex* , plained the friendliness of the bat* ter, and be himself had fallen victim to the same optnrnlng of a pair of i canalned lips Ho had resented Pa* trida Hambldge whole-heartedly until she smiled. Be still resented her, bat bo knew exactly how many days It was to Thursday. The case against Evans was that he •Whatto the matter with Bvansr i asked the Dokq, using his fork on a

morsel of itweetbread sous cloche. I ’ “Matter, sir?" -He seems morose." said the Duke. "The fact Is, Evans’ wife Is very ill. sir.” "In PatchogueF “Yes, sir. We left her there. That’s what made ns late last night." “Go on." “That’s about all. sir. Mrs. Evans has been 111 some time. It's a kind of anenya. sir. Evans didn’t want to leave her. When he found he was coming out here—only yesterday, sir —he asked Mr. Ridder if he could bring Mrs. Evans. There’s quite a big room over the garage. And Mr. Ridder salil. ’No.’ He’s — well, he’s firm, Mr. Ridder Is. I guess you know that. sir. And then Evans decided to put her op in the village for a few days But she was taken bad at Patchogue, sir. and we had to leave her at a hotel. Evans was a good deal upset. They’ve only been married a few months." “I see." said the Duke. He thought about the matter all through dinner. As he was quitting the table. "Willetts." he said, “I think you’d better tell Evans to go back to Patchogue, and get his wife. Tonight. If she’s fit to travel. Or tomorrow morning. My, father won’t know anything about it. and It seems a pity to waste that room over the garage." “Yes. sir." said Willetts. “Thank you. sir. Anything else I can do for you. slrF He went on thinking a boot tt be fore the fire. "Houses without people, and people without houses." Funny vrorld! “If I belonged here—■" the Duke repeated to himself. ’"The trouble with people like tny father." he ruminated, “and Pat. Is that they don’t know what It is not to have enough. They’ve never known, or they've forgotten. We must’ve ex perlenced things to have any feeling about them; If you see a man shot, you're horrified. But If you read about fifty thousand men killed in battle, it doesn’t mean much to you. “My father—" And. suddenly, he realized that, i when he said "My father." he was j thinking of John Clarke Ridder. For the twentieth time since the be- ■ ginning of this astonishing adventure.' his mouth spread itself into that broad grin. “If I stayed here a month." he re-; fleeted. “I’d be calling the old man j 'Dad.* Already, I'm calling the girl; Tat.’ Making myself at home—that’s i what 1 am. Better clear out after dinner next Thursday. Or after breakfast Friday. I'm simply ruining my appetite for baked beans!" Willetts Interrupted his meditations. “Evans would like to know it you'd see him. sir." “Os course. Tell him to come up.” He bad an embarrassing ten mln utes with the chauffeur—embarrass Ing. but very heart-warming. The surly Evans was transformed. Barry never had seen anyone else so grateful. "You must hare thought 1 was pretty grouchy thia morning, sir, but 1 was worried sick. 1 kept thinking how the missis looked when I left her last night. I didn’t dare quit, on her account. If it’d been just me. I’d’ve starved to be with her."’ "There’s likely to be an awful row when my father gets home." warned the Duke. ' "We can clear out before then." Ev ana hesitated. "The missis ought to be all right in a few weeks. It’s won derful. this sea air." “When do you want to go for her?’ "1 telephoned from the village, and the doctor thinks she'd be all right to make the trip in the morning, sir." “Tell you what we’ll do." said the Duke. “I’ve got to go to town to get some clothes and things. I’ll ride with you to i*atcbogue, and take the train there. You can bring Mrs. Evans borne, and I’ll take another train out from New York.” Evans tried to speak, but without suecere. -That ’s all now. You can figure what train I get from Patchogue, and tell Willetts Good night” At the door. Evans turned. “I’ll get square with you for this some day." be said, and gulped hard, and left the room. “Goah,” mured the Duke; “Fd stay a month, if I thought I could do a , few more things like that" Mr. Crowell was most obliging, though a hit suspicion at first John Clarke Ridder Senior’s blue summer suit clung to bis bogus sou almost comically, and John Clarke Ridder Senior’s shirt was choking him. "You made there togs for my father," the Duke remarked, -and I put ’em on this morning because I’ve just come up from Florida, and loot my baggage ets route. I’ve got to have a suit by next Thursday. Can tt be doner ' -I’m afraid not" 1 “Can you make a pair of flannel trousers by tbenF •I think so.” •Go to tt," said the Duke. ( (TO BE CONTINUED) The Bachelor’• Decree The title of bachelor was not a degree at the time of its first appear * once, tn the Thirteenth century, bat merely Indicated that Ito possessor had “ fulfilled certain preliminary require* ' mento for the degree «f doctor er r master. As the medieval courses var- ’ led from four years tn arte to fourteen * to theology, the Importance of the pre* • Umlnary title varied much among the 1 different faculties* In the higher faculties, and eventually in arts, tt took » oa the significance of a degree, except in France, where to the present day tt • represents merely the completion of • I fctfllCStlMk

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vmuu« |MpßOVEO wiiiiiiiiii UNIFORM INTERNATIONAL SUNDAY I chool Lesson By RstV. P. B. FITZWATER. O. D. Member of Faculty. Moody Bible Institute of Chicago. A Western Newspaper Union. Lesson for April 5 JESUS INVITES ALL PEOPLE LESSON TEXT—Luke 14:15-14. GOLDEN TEXT—Come; for all things are now ready.—Luke 14:1?. PRIMARY TOPIC—How Jesus Kept the Sabbath. A JUNIOR TOPIC—A Great Invitation. . INTERMEDIATE AND SENIOR TOPIC—The Excuses We Make. YOUNG PEOPLE AND ADULT TOPIC—Our Response to Christ’s Invitation. In this chapter Luke pictures Jesus freely mingling with hls fellowmen in worship and social intercourse. While thus freely mingling with hls fellowmen. be was aware of their Inner hostility to him and set forth under the parable of the great supper the sinful folly of men who reject hls gracious offer of salvation. I. The Great Supper (v. 16). This great supper represents God’s gracious provision of salvation through the vicarious atonement of Jesus Christ Christ himself declared that he was the bread of life. As bread is to the physical body, so Is Jesus Christ to the soul. It is called a supper because It is the last meal of the day. Jesus Christ’s sacrificial death is God’s last effort for the salvation of men. The one who misses supper goes hungry through the night; the one who neglects and rejects the gracious offer of salvation tn Jesus Christ shall for* evrv perish. It Is a great supper because its provision waa made in the counsels of the eternal Godhead. It was wrought out by the Son of God and avails for the salvation of all races and kindred and tongues. There is no one whose sinful condition debars him from this precious feast 11. The Gracious and Urgent Invitation (vv. 16, 17). These words, “Come; for all things are now ready," reveal the attitude of God toward a sinning race. Truly tt is not the will of God that any should perish, but that all should come to repentance. Hls servants have been gong up and down the world for thousands of years saying to men dead In trespasses and sins, perishing for want of the bread of life, “Come; for all things are now ready." God is never behind time. There is absolutely nothing lacking tn his provision for needy souls. The only thing demanded of the hungry and dying world is that it ! accept hls urgent invitation. Man’s i responsibility Is to receive Jesus Christ. All who accept hls Invitation i are assured of a welcome around hls ; table and an abundance of that which will satisfy the souL 111. Men’s Attitude Toward God’s Gracious Invitation (vv. 18-20). “They all with one accord began to make excuse." They feigned a willingness to come, but their excuses showed that they were completely absorbed tn selfish Interests and, therefore, disregarded the Invitation of the divine Host. This is a vivid picture of the reception which men are everywhere giving the gospel. 1. The first one was taken up with the buying of land. On this account he begged to be excused. Supper time is a poor time to go to see x piece of ground. Besides, he had already bought the ground and, therefore, he was under no necessity of going to see It at supper time. 2. The second man desired to be excused in order that he might test a yoke of oxen which he had bought Supper time la not a proper time to test oxen. Then, too, he had already bought them; therefore, there was no urgency in testing them. 8. The third excuse was perhaps the flimsiest of alt In aU probability hla wife would have been glad to accompany him. It is to be noted that the excuses made are plausible, as they concern things that are right In themselves. It la right for a man to have land, have oxen, and live with a wife, but when these legitimate Interests crowd out God and the things of the Spirit, they are to be Ignored. IV. Guests From the Highways and Hodges (vv. 21-24). L The anger of the master of the house (v. 21). tt should not be for gotten that God. while great in mercy, is capable of anger toward those who reject his mercy. It la a great mistake to remove anger from the character of God. To reject his mercy expoaes to hls fierce anger. 2. The Lord’s house filled (vv. 2123). The places of the very ones who were first bidden were filled with other guests, some of them poor and helpless, from the lanes and streets of the city and others the vagrants from the highways. S. The awful condition of those first bidden (v. 24). The master of the bouse declares that none of them shall taste ot his supper. Since the supper • represents the free grace and mercy i of Jesus Christ, to refuse him is to be ( eternally deprived of the high privilege i of sitting at the Master’s table. ; 4 Viakm Which Thrill. There is no man, however humble hls birth or environment, who strug- . glee persistently to bring out the best 1 that Is In him, who will not. in some sense, be a great man. The vision which thrills your being; that longing of your soul to do something significant; that dream of high big things you can do—the things you will do If you get your higher self to work for you—if you struggle to give achievement which - haunts your Imagination, la not a ; mirage, a delusion of the senses, ft 1 to a prophecy of the practical form ■ to your Ideal and an Incentive to bring * tt down to earth. i * Why We Are Loasly » Loneliness is often uwt. —•» fault * We have not brought * rtlnsra enough t Into our own life, or we have repelled t others by making too many claims upi on them, or by seeking too much sym » patty for ourselves.—Stopferd A. r•. . _ ■

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