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This is Owen. Who is Owen? Owen is a motorcycle cop. What is a motorcycle cop? A motorcycle cop is a fellow who proves that the manufacturer was wrong when he told you the car could travel 60 miles an hour anywhere. What is Owen doing? Owen is hiding behind a hedge. Why is Owen biding behind a hedge? Because half the fun of life, as he sees it. Is taking people by surprise. Will Owen arrest anybody? Yes, Owen will catch some poor paperhanger hurrying home to a sick wife with a bottle of aspirin tablets. Aren’t there other people for Owen to catch? Yes. the road is full of irresponsible bus drivers, pickled college boys, daredevil chauffeurs for the owners of slxteen-cylinder sedans and hedgehopping rum runners. Then why arrest the paperhanger with the sick wife? It is one of life’s mysteries. Doesn't Owen ever arrest a rich autoist who Is speeding just for fun? Once tn a while but it Is generally a mistake. Can’t something be done about it?. Yes. What? The paperhanger can be made to go for medicine by trolley or bicycle. • • • PSALMS OF LIFE Music To study music Is a thing That every one should try; It helps develop culture, which Nobody can deny. Piano lessons may be hard And trying. It is true. But think of all the joy that they • Win some day bring to yon. The flute and fiddle both are nice—• And. If you concentrate, A billing in concert hall May some day he your fate. The harp and zither give sweet notes. And if you’d play them well Just study with devotion keen And you’ll make music swell. Decide what Instrument you like— Then resolutely aim To practice morning, noon and night And prove that you are game. Keep at it with unbending will And practice all the day So that your will sweetly cry, “My. bow that child can play!” Perfect yourself at any cost And In ten years or so You’ll find some fellow twice as good UPON THE RADIO! • • • THE STORY OF ALFIE Hl —Alfie was what is known as a Big Boy. 2—He had a wonderful physique. 3—When he was only sixteen years of age he stood six feet two Inches in bls bare feet and had shoulders like a varsity fullback. 4—And be bad a personality to match. s—Folks called him a Greek god. 6—He was the kind of lad people turned around to look at 7—And Alfie liked it B—He was conscious of his physical superiority. He knew he bad an air about him. 9—He grew so accustomed to commanding attention that he craved the limelight 10—People had an idea he would go Into the movies or on the stage. 11 —Alfie tried them but was a flop. He had to have personal applause. 12—Ultimately he found his niche 13—He became a drum major for a brass hand. MORAL: The bigger they are the harder they fall. • •■ • CURIOUS FACTS FOR CURIOUS PEOPLE cent of The riUldren sent to summer camps are sent away ao their parents can get a rest A sloth can never be broken to harness. Goats have no news sense.

EARLIEST SCHOOLS FOR BLIND Education of the youthful blind in Europe began In Paris In 1784; that in the United States, in Boston, New York city and Philadelphia in 1832 and 1833. These earliest schools and four others are incorporated, residential, state-aided institutions Four others are under the auspices of the Catholic church. In 1837 Ohio established the first state-supported school for the blind, and many states quickly followed. 2

Huckleberry pie should be eaten just before going in swimming, if only to save laundry bills. George Washington could never be made to take zither lessons. The ancient Spartans taught their children never to steal the walnuts from the top of layer cake. Not one person in 4,567 pays any attention to the sign. “No Parking.” It is considered poor form In Buckingham palace for visiting royalty to “dunk” crullers in coffee. Barnacles have no ear for music. In South American repulics a president’s term of office is one round-trip In a revolving doorway. Maine lobsters cannot be caught on a dry fly. The native American Indians did not know how to play the saxophone. In Tibet there are people who have never heard of Eli Culbertson. Sidney Lems cannot whistle through his teeth. You can extinguish an electric light by smashing the bulb with a bed slat Fleas can be exterminated by putting the dog in the ice box for four days. Throughout Vermont cows are milked with either the right or the left hand. • • • LITERARY TEST Check the proper word or clause in these sentences: 1— The lines. “Where the remote Bermudas ride in the ocean’s bosom unespied." occur in“Evangeline”“The Road to Mandalay*. “Rock-A-Bye Baby* “East Lynn.” 2 — John Boyle O’Reilly wrote “Paradise L05t”,....“A White Rose” .“The Nymph’s Song to Hylaa”“Tne Last Rose of Sitr.ffler” t “To the Nightingale".“AW Lang Syne." 3— Thomas Macaulay was the author 0f.....“The First Snowfall”“Rory O’More” “To Althea From Prison” "America, I Love You” “Horatins at the Bridge.” 4— “A Psalm of Life” was written bySidney Lanier. Henry W. Longfellow;..Rudyard Kipling. Batten, Barton, Durst! ne & Osborn Sir Oliver Lodge. 5— “The Old Clock on the Stairs” was written byßobert HerrickF. P. Adams Thomas Hardy.,Henry W. Longfellow Theresa Helburn. 6— Fitz-Grene Halleck wrote. ... .“Invictus”“Boadlcea” “Casey at the Bat” “Kublal Khan"“Marco Bozzaris.” 7 — “Casablanca" was written by.... Oliver HerfordFelecla Dorothea Hernans.... Thomas Bailey Aldrich Edgar A. Guest Jerome Kern. 8— The lines, “Take. O take those lips away, that so sweetly were forsworn." occur in,....“The Night Before Christmas"“The Man With the Hoe"a poem called “Take. O Take Those Lips Away* “Home, Sweet Home”.... ........“Measure for Measure.” 9— John Kendrick Bangs wrote “The Forsaken Merman”.... "The Little Elf”“The Battle of the Baltic”“The Ballad of Imitation"“lvanhoe.” 10— Whittier’s first name was Luke Willie Arthur Michael John. •■ • ♦ HOW’S YOUR GRAMMAR? Which is correct? 1— “Is the eggs cooked?" or, “Please pass the sausages”? 2— “it are raining heavily,” or, “I guess we’ll have snow”? 3— “The outlook for a bull market are very good,” or. “The prospects for any big rise In securities is bad”? , 4— “lt is a matter between you and I,” “It is a matter between you and me." or “I never heard of it before, it must be two other fellows”? s—“ Whom shall we ask to the partv?” “Who shall we ask to the party?", or “Send out a lot of invitations and trust to luck”? Lovely Spot the most beautiful spot In this region?” “A one spot," said Bronco Bob, “M Tm drawing for an ace to head a royal flush.”

•THE PILLAR OF FAREWELL" In a forest clearing near Sverdlovsk stands a pillar of masonry marking the boundary between Russia tn Europe and Russia in Asia. On the western side Is carved the word “Europe,” on the eastern “Asia.” This is, perhaps. the best-known frontier mark In the world, for past it have streamed tens of thousands of unfortunate exiles bound for Siberia. It is known as “The Pillar of Farewell. Answers Magarino.

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