The Syracuse Journal, Volume 28, Number 46, Syracuse, Kosciusko County, 12 March 1936 — Page 9

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THE STORY OF JASON 1 — Jason was no bargain. 2— He didn’t know much about anything. 3— He was five years old before he could talk. And then his voice was found to be so obnoxious that his parents were almost sorry he bad become vocal. 4— But when Jason heard his own voice he was impressed from the first 5— To him it seemed like rare music. 6 — By the time he was ten years old he had become the noisiest boy tn the neighborhood. He was a model for the original loud speaker. 7— In school he was the boy orator. Talking was the fulfillment of all his desires and the realization of all his hopes. 8— He was a living argument for bigger and better Quiet Zones. 9— Jason would argue with anybody any time about anything, with or without a given subject and he would take three hours to pass a given point 10— And he. always Insisted on the last word. 11 — He had become a major disturbance by the time he attained manhood, and - his folks worried for fear he would have no future. Others worried for fear he would. 12— But he became a national figure. 13 — No matter how loudly he shouted he never said anything that made sense. He thought logic was the name of a Polish village. 14— So he was quickly grabbed up by a great political party and made one of its foremost campaign orators and stump speakers at SI,OOO a speech. 15— When he became certain nobody understood what he was promising, he raised It to $2,000 and got it MORAL—There’s a career somewhere for the worst of os. • • • LITTLE POEMS OF SUNSHINE When everything goes wrong, Just smile! When you can’t quite get along. Just smile! When the going’s pretty bad And all life looks very sad, Just smile! When it’s raining all the day, Just smile! When the clouds won’t roll away, Just smile! When you’re sick as you can be And you’re full of misery. Just smile! When you have no place to sleep, Just smile! When your debts are very deep. just smile! When you lose your last thin dime And you’re hungry all the time,” Just smile! When the larder's bleak and bare. Just smile! When your life Is full of care. Just smile! When you’re feeling sad and blue And the boss says you are through. Just smile! When you cannot pay the rent. Just smile! When you haven’t got a cent. Just smile! If you do, well then, alas! You’re a goofy, silly ass. So smile! • • • THIS IS WALDO ' VhO 18 th,s? ft T.-ggg'l Thls ls Waldo. I *” cE!I What 18 "aldo | doing? I & Waldo Is croonI /'£ <» A Ing. I I What is croonftOI t ing? 1 ' Crooning is a na tional nuisance. - Can t Waldo stop crooning? Yes, Waldo can stop crooning. Then why doesn’t he do so? Because there Is big money In It and very little work. Why la Waldo paid big money for crooning? Because Mg radio advertisers believe that a soft male voice with a little tremor In it helps greatly tn the sale of soap, soups, smokes and what have you. Has Waldo a tremor in his voice? Tea. When Waldo gets dose to that mike with a nice soft lyric he sounds

THE -TRAVELERS’ AID” The first recorded work In the United States that at all parallels the modern conception of travelers’ aid grew out of the gold rush to the West in the 50& Bryan MuUanphy of St Loafs, who died in 1851. left approximately one-third of bls fortune of more than f 1,000.000 tn a trust fond to be administered by the city council for the purpose of assisting, while In St Louis, those who were "traveling to the West”

like a combination of all the great lovers of history suffering from a touch of asthma, heartburn and love-nest jitters. What’s the general idea? The general idea is that a man who sings like that reduces the middle-aged women of America to a state of complete hysteria, drives the young ones gaga, and makes even the grandmothers chase grandpa around the house shouting, “Kiss me, my fool!” Is the idea well founded? Probably not; but once these radio station executives get sold on something you can’t cure them without a major operation. How many women do you think find a radio crooner the answer to their prayers? I dunno, but every time one of those birds begins to do bis stuff through the loud speaker something like 18.956.345 men leap at the radio set with” an ax. Does It do any good? No. Then why do It? It just -relieves the strain. • • • WHAT’S WRONG WITH THESE SENTENCES? 1— “Anything you do is all right.” said the golfer whose opponent had just teed up his ball In a trap. “It’s all good clean sport’’ 2— The bathing girl refused to go on the beach when she heard photographers were around. 3— The two heavyweight contenders fought fifteen vicious rounds, throwing all caution to the winds. • • • CURIOUS FACTS FOR CURIOUS PEOPLE 1— An alligator has no love motif. 2— Green peas may be mashed by placing them on a rock and bitting them with a nightstick. 3— The Japanese do not play marbles. 4 — The first name of Alfred E. Smith is Alfred. 5— There is a lion in South Africa that has never seen a moving picture camera. 6— Cherries may be put away for the winter in open barrels but they will not keep. 7— Mice may be kept in domesticity but it Is impossible to teach them to fetch your slippers. 8— In New York city today’s morning papers come out yesterday afternoon. — • • • PROBLEMS IN MATHEMATICS 1— John can mow a lawn 50 feet by 75 feet in 2 hours; Fred can mow a lawn 100 by 100 in 2 hours and 5 minutes; William can mow a lawn 100 by 80 feet in 1 hour and 36 minutes. Why do they all do It in the morning when neighbors are trying to sleep? 2— The eastern states produce 2,567.000 bushels of strawberries; the western states produce 5,987.345 bushels of strawberries: the other sections produce bushels of strawberries. Why do you get so few strawberries in shortcake? 3— If It takes a popular song writer 48 hours to write a song stolen from the classics of the great musical masters. bow many years would It take six song writers to produce an original number, even If one of them understood music? 4 — Jennie can swim 500 yards in 2 minutes; Alice can swim the same distance In 1 mlnnte 55 seconds; Andrey can swim 1,000 yards in 4 minutes and 11 seconds. If they are at a fashionable bathing place with plenty of eligible boys to talk to. why bother? 5— If it takes 4 hitch-hikers 3 days traveling In 36 different cars to cover 1,152 miles, how long will It take them to make the return trip if’one of them Is carrying a portable radio set, a bowl of live fish and a case of hay fever? • • • SCRAMBLED LETTERS CONTEST Rearrange these letters to spell the names of famous members of the AllAmerican Football team: 1— Kxzcwxorwylosrwetyzxc. 2— Okoxozozkloskyvitch. 3— Gzolkosoflomanlcltchoff. 4— Rosklezoorpowkieck. 5— Efghijklemonprstw. 6— Grwlomaxzstgrwyeriop. 7— -Hjlorwxxzoplokorofsky.

NATIONS WAR OVER CODFISH Nations have gone to war over the codfish, says the Boston Herald. French, Dutch, Swedes, Danes, Scots, Limeys, Bluenosers, and Tanks have all done battle for him at one time or another. In the old days, fishermen caugnt them on hooks with naked clams and other shellfish for bait but now they are simply swept up from the floor of the ocean in big nets dragged by powerful steam or Diesel trawlers.

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