The Syracuse Journal, Volume 28, Number 11, Syracuse, Kosciusko County, 11 July 1935 — Page 6

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I ii_ii ■« J | WATCH the curves! J By RICHARD HOFFMANN | C Copyright by Richard Hoffmans WNU Service 1

SYNOPSIS Following hia father's bitter criticism of his Idle life and the withdrawal of financial assistance. Hal Ire>Und. only son of a wealthy benker, finds himself practically without funds but with ths promise of a situation in San Francisco, which city bo must reach, from New York, within a definite time limit. He takes passage with a cross-country auto party on a "share . expense*' basis. j — : CHAPTER ll—Continued "•Sfunny," he said, "how that Larsen thought I was with the chippy, wasn't itr "How do you know she’s a ehlppyF •aid Hal in spontaneous irritation. “She looks it. doesn't sheT" said Crack, bls laxy amiability undismayed. "No," said Hal, promptly hoping to confirm that she didn't There was another pause apparentiy serene for Crack but oddly Irksome for Hal A truck passing In the street shot out a violent backfire opposite (them; Hal started all through his body, and glanced at the man again. Crack was In complete, Indolent repose still, his quiet look barely stirred by a hint of sly mischief—as If bo had caused that sudden explosion to confirm some laxy guess about HaL He stepped confidentially to Hal's side of the door and said In a low tono: "See that big bird standin’ at the back there? He’s a dick. A detee- . Hve." Hal raised his eyebrows perfunctorily before he said, "How d’you know that!" "I thought he waa," Crack said, "and then I saw his badge." “H’m," said Hal Crack smiled* and, except for a vague, drowsy speculation in his eyes, his smile was youthful, halfway candid, not unengagihg. "He's not looking for you, is beF he said, cocking hia head a very little. "If he were, he shouldn’t have much trouble finding me; and I'd be an ass to tell you anyway, wouldn't IF Crack s smile sobered Just a shadow. After a while ho said, "Think she's going to Hollywood F It happened to be precisely what Hal was moodily wondering, and he was startled into a shrewder look at Crack. •'Wouldn’t be surprised.'* be said, and wished he hadn’t been trapped even Into that much Interest "She’s got a good figure." said Crack speculatively. "I like aorta broad shoulders and nice clean-cut ankles on a baba, don’t youF "Hadn’t thought" Hal murmured straight ahead of him, angry and a little ashamed that thia shy-mannered stranger should mention the very things be looked for first in any girt Hal snapped his cigarette Into the gutter and went Inside to sit on his suitcase again. The girl hadn’t altered her position of solemn, en-garde waiting. But the terrier stretched luxuri-ously-leaning ’way forward with his hind legs straight out and his chin stretched up. The stretch broke into a friendly grin and a wagging of the docked tall when he met Hal’s eyes. Hal smiled, winked, and held out his hand. The dog came stepping forward to the end of bis lead and put a cold nose against Hal’s fingers. The girl's head turned quickly; Hal saw that her solemn eyes were large and of a deep, yeltowed-flecked blow—also that they were alive with the beginnings of defensive hostility; at once rile pulled the dog back and looked away. You can go to the devil, Hal *ald to himself—you and your broad shoulders and your slim ankles; I hope Martin Crack makes you and make* you like It. * A little after eleven, acme luggage—two veteran suitcases, a cardboard batbox already losing the rim of Its lid and a dress-box tied up with two kinds of string—arrived from the Grand Central. It waa tbe work of but fifteen minutes more for Larsen to find Jake Miller In the garage behind tbe office and start him loading. Miller’s car was a large Packard sedan of another decade with paint stained and lusterlro* aa tbe garage floor, a diagonal of adhesive tape across the dull windshield, and all tbe nlckel work the color of old and unloved pewter. Miller’s futile hand unfolded an Immense trunk rack on the back, took out a tarpaulin and began spreading It with care over two oil poddies on tbe garage floor. On thia be stacked the luggage with what seemed rid--0 dental neatness and lashed tbe tarpaulin around it with clothesline. Added to everything else, thought Hal, he’ll go sound asleep at the wheel and run us into somebody's house. "How many passengers have you gotF Hal asked when tbe luggage was * “Seven." said Miller. "Six besides yourself, *eyF said Hal, thinking. Oh good G—d! “Seven,” Miller repeated. "Got a toyesUon. Got a seat stands on a box between the jumpseats." He chuckled as If he had outwitted tome one. “I’ll show it to you." 1 guess ITI see it soon enough,” said HaL "What are we waiting for -. nowF -Nothin’," said Miller, grinning. "Well, where’* everybody *ta*F ’ "In the office, reckon." "How about toadtog ’eat in and ataxttogF Milter py ity ■4Usr of tbe moodily set >ta July ride •MNriy coaaettlAg for *nWnhw a brood tan

who knows that In another moment panic will be at her heels, and he following dose with lanky bewilderment and the short steps of someone being pushed from behind. They hurried into the back seat Then came tbe nun, who had sat cool and unmovlng all this time in a corner of the office, her tranquil face patient, faintly sad, and immaculate as its tight white framing. And then came Miller, stuffing soiled money into his soiled wallet; and then Martin Crack, looking like an ambitionless, eerily pleased countryman except for the special tidiness of his thinning hair and the laxy speculation under his blue eyes. After him came the girt, and Hal realised that, without knowing it, he had been waiting to see her walk. It tad the grace that comes from unconsciousness of effect, the charm that is near awkwardneas, like the walk of a long-legged boy, suggestive of inquiry, of expectance. You can still go to the devil, Hal thought, but if you walk to him that way, 1 shall watch you with admiration. But be wished Crack hadn’t said that about broad ahoulders and riim ankles. “The ladies usually starts off tn back.” Miller Raid and waited for Pulsipher to lunge forward abruptly and abandon his Injured wife. The nub got in and the girl. The dog wasn’t so keen sbout the Idea, and he growled ominously as Crack stooped to help him. And then Hal saw that another man had come—a bulky, ruddy. tough-cheeked man of perhaps fifty, In s pepper-and-salt suit, no waistcoat, gay bow tie, and panama bat Miller surveyed him with a halfsmile in bls sleepiness and said, “You're biggest: you better get in front" And he added a drowsy "Hey" for HaL Crack got Into tbe farther jump-seat Pulsipher took the invention next him. and Hal cramped himself in last. There was a slamming of doors, and the oppression of the eight days ahead, crowded among these dull and mutually distrustful strangers, was shut Into the close, dusty-mobalr atmosphere. Miller Ironed over the wheel as if he were already going very fast and dragged back the lever noisily. The engine gave a first tug against its load, moved it gathered sudden momentum, and plunged with venerable eagerness down the ramp into the baxy heat of Forty-eighth street Score for the first speech of tbe trip went to Mrs. Pulsipher; time: ten minutes. Passing the long, stone-faced There Was Something Funny About the Unreality of the Thing. docks with sunlit masts and flags and funnels visible over them, she suddenly announced. “That’s where the boat goes to Europe.” The burly man in the fro pt seat turned slowly and suspiciously round, a fresh but unheeded cigarette puffing and joggling at the ride of his Ups as he said, “Which boat, asa’amF “All the boats—to Europe." said Mrs. Pulsipher, her manner Implying she hadn't been speaking to him. Tbe man edged himself sidewise, with his arm along the back of the seat, and looked at her with a scholar's potential respect. “You’ve been to Europe," be stated. “No," said Mrs. Pulsipher severely. "But we’ve been to New York two weeks and my son-in-law from Bridgeport showed os all over and showed ua where the boat goes to Europe. This is where it goes from." "I believe you, mam," said the man, hia deep voice quiet and respectful. "IPs very interesting. My name is Kerrigan—Giles Kerrigan. I am looking forward to this journey, tat I jndgs we’re mostly rirowgero Let us have introductions.” His unsmiling look continued pari Hal to ths direction of Mrs. Pulriptar. "Mrs. Kila Pulsipher.” she said, ton severely: "and that’s John Pririptar, my husband." '•You’re from lows, mam," said Kerrigan. JTTta” told Mrs. How did you gussuF "Los Angeles is the capital of lowa. snub," said Kerrigan solemnly, “and I was told this erare—this car waa going there." Hal thought, tbe man’s prober • nutKerrlgaa went on: "I gratton, Mrs. P. Wm get us tbe There was a moment or sueoce and titan a very soft, careful, frintly foreign voice behind Hal aeM "T im Wriwr

Anastasia.” It waa surprisingly beautiful to hear her say “Ahna-stahria.” Hal looked up at the duplicate rear-vlalon-mirror to see If the Trafford girl’s expression was as soft and gentle as that name, but be could see only her clear, possessed profile and the brief flow of golden hair under the protective rim of her blue tat Go ahead, look like that: somebody's going to xpeak to you now. But her barely pursed Ups parted to a alight smile when Mrs. Pulsipher said, “And your name, young ladyF “Trafford,” said the girl, to a tone nearer husktoros than you expected: "Barry Trafford." "Barry?" said Mrs. Pulsipher. “That sounds like a man's name.” "I know," said the girl quietly; "my father liked it" “And did well to," said Kerrigan tn grave courtliness, "if you’ll allow me." Hal saw her head turn, saw her blue eyes large and solemn but not hostile as she said, “Thank you ” Even without looking to the mirror, he was conscious of her—both to It and behind him. Relax, you, d—n It, relax: I won't speak to you. Martin Crack announced himself then, with a laxy sort of modesty neither amiable nor otherwise, and Kerrigan locked at Hal “Henry Ireland." said HaL trying to match tbe humorlessness of the brown, sedate eyes, even as he wondered If he really saw deep to them a flicker of something youthful and eager. Mrs. Pulsipher tumbled quick words at him from behind: "Any relation to that Frederick Ireland, that banker, that Ireland who’a president of that big bank hereF Hal turned his head as far as he could without moving his body. “Oh, yes,” he said. “Eldest and favorite son.” Gaunt John Pulsipher, racked by some surprising and hampered eagerness, began to stammer, quick, unconvincing laughter to his throat, until he snapped hia lean fingers; then he said, “He-he-be-he ain’t got but the one son.” “That would still leave me eldest,” said Hal drily. Pulsipher’s earnestness slowly faded; he blushed, tried to smile, dropped his eyes, and murmured, “I thought you was foolin’." Hsl glanced into the mirror and a slight, wry satisfaction stirred his lips; the Trafford girl's eyes—not meeting hie—were angry as when she had pulled her dog back from him, angrier, perhaps, for the knowledge that he waa looking at her reflection and smiling to himself. He hoped so. “And our pilot” Kerrigan said, gesturing briefly with a strong, not ungraceful hand: "Mr. Jake (Ace) Miller." Miller grinned. “I always think” said Mrs. Pulsipher, with resumed severity, “that when strangers come together, it’s nice to try to make everything pleasant aa they can for each other. It’s not hard to be nice.” “It must be hard for some people.” said Barry Trafford’s low voice. “Maybe it is," Mrs. Pulslfer agreed, grimly pleased. "It’s too bad if It's that way, too. They miss so much for themselves.” “They think It's the others who're missing It. so I s’pose that makes it even,” said Barry. Hal chuckled Inside: That’s the girl; but I'll make you madder than that, too. And before we get to Los Angeles, possibly you’ll be sorry for it. He looked at Kerrigan. The brown eyro were thinly sedate over wise sparks of laughter; and then one eyelid flicked down and up, quick as a camera shutter. There wax something funny about the unreality of the thing. Hal had to believe New Jersey and the hot sun and the unyielding lumpiness of the seat; but he couldn’t believe anything beyond that, couldn’t visualise tbe Journey's ever getting farther than New Jersey. He couldn't believe that these seven other people, close and real and hot around him now, would stay real; nos that hts mood, mixed of defiance. Impatience, and anger with himself for getting into such a joyless state, would stay real; nor that his vivid sense of tbe girl’s well-formed, hostile presence behind him would. Yet the journey and Its days undoubtedly lay ahead; and it couldn’t stay aa It waa now. A continuance of that waa patently toe fantastic to credit, for eight days, for eight hours even. The son of Frederick Ireland coasting on his father’s name! Good rid Frederick Ireland. At least be tad pretty well settled that they’d leave him alone now. Pulsipher tad retired into humble perptoxity. and there was bo one on the running board to talk to Hal through tbe window. Tbe restraint he seemed to have Imposed upon the soctabtUty of the load aright wear off; or he’d get used to it (TO BE COIVTINUED) Hsstiwg Value of Wes 4 Fire wood gatherers who want to gel the most beat for ths least chopping win do writ to cut Mack locust. Prof. Raymond X Hoyle, of the New York State OoUege of Forestry, has figured out His teste ptace teesst st the! head of the Met to brot-units per cord, frilowed in order of beating value by Metary, oak. tandieam. Mark a eh, rock-eta, sugar-mapta, yeßww birch. Enormous quantities of wood ut cut each year for firewood, said Proftssor Hoyle, in New York state state tae annual fire wood supply would make a wood pita 12 betas wide, 4 feet high, and 380 miles long. —Utwrary Digest grot _ » . HP ■_ jg , • Kewwri 4|bMhMl Florida s Everglades contain 3,<WM» warro of tavri JlaniL 30qO0Ojiaro of tuml purpoeea.

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Novelty’s the Word for Swim Suits By CHERIE NICHOLAS EL b 9 I bJj® 4b F A • * XfIX ma -- *il I . I W® I ■ fc I 1 w IL JI W " — v -5 H-- .w .Jm i 3 B J

JUST what, do you suppose, “are the wild waves saying" to regard to the i whimsical, colorful and sometimes : amusing water sports fashions which I are so merrily splashing, dashing, i swimming, bathing, diving and floating and frolicing In ocean blue, or lake or river or new fangled swimming pool or wherever enthusiastic water fans happen to be? Well, one thing is certain, If they are saying anything, they are undoubtedly holding an exciting conversation as to the trend to novelty which is so outstandingly characteristic of the ‘ latest In swim and beach suits. This is especially true In regard to media and materials, which are that novel they deny the theory that there is nothing new under the sun. There’s lace, for Instance, which as a charming Innovation, so far as bathing suits are concerned, has set the fashion world abuxx this season. Dilkusba, a youthful French designer of renown, conceived the idea. The lace makers obligingly followed along with a fabric that could be used with assured modesty and pleasing effect. Comfortable to swim in, attractive In appearance, lace threatens to be a leader in the race for beachwear popularity. In the picture, the suit to the left is fashioned of lace of firm dependable quality. Even the bathing clogs are of lace, closely woven and snug-fitting. Another sensation Is the debut of - velvet as medium for tbe bathing suit Os course the velvet has been processed to resist tbe ravages of water. Then, too, it is crinkled Instead of smooth

BEACH TOWEL WRAP By CHERIE NICHOLAS I r Lifi •• ■jr.Jl/jF S" K /' ; j .>*■ * •' ■ Immense bath towels with fantastic designs, fish, lobeters, and palm trees being their decorative motifs done to eye-appealing colors are being used at leading summer resorts as rugs and beach wraps. Tbe picture shows bow smartly and artfully they wrap themselves about scanty bathing suits. Measuring 38 by T 2 inches as they do, these enormous bath-and-broeb towels serve as ample rugs on sandy shores, lending color and tone to the scene. <

Authentic Notes Regarding Summer Styles

Fish and fowl adorn some new shoes seen. Small hats are more popular than large ones. Colored stockings and shoes are the next news on the style scene. A black coat with white Ermine collar has white frogs for empha.l Sleeves are nearly all three-quarter length on the smartest new day

and shakes out and dries, molsture Injuring Its appearance not Or in the least. See the velvet suit ■jl pictured in the center of the group. Knits will prove grand choices. While there Is nothing new in the idea of the bathing suit which is knitted yet there is everything new in knitted effects as brought out this season. Their chief claim to novelty is in the daring and bizarre colorings and patterned effects Instead of plain solid tones. The new print or jacquard knits are so spectacular that they easily add as much color to the beach panorama as do the gaily striped parasols and deck chairs. The style tide in kuitted suits is running strongly to the maillot, or skirtless swim suit, because it permits the greatest freedom of action and exposes a maximum of skin surface to healthful sun rays. Maillots are also most flattering to fine figures, which is another argument in their favor. -A smart version of the maillot, in a jacquard knit with a deep U-back, halter neck and .the fitted uplift (characteristic of the majority of 1935 suits) Is shown to tbe right in the Illustration. Huge bubble dot a alternating outline and solid, contribute splotches of striking color to its patterning. Among the beguiling combinations are white dots on a skipper blue ground, sulphur yellow on brown, rouge on glory blue and white on tropic green. Many fashionwise water-fans will do their swimming and snnsoaklng to sklrtlesa or skirted, if you so prefer, one-piece suits which have backs formed by adjustable straps drawn together at the back In a ring or some other ingenious and attractive device surrounding the waist as a self belt, carelessly tied at the front to give the smart and casual touch. C Weatara Newspaper Union.

NEWEST STYLES IN OUTFITS FOR BEACH From tailored severity to lacy laziness. the newest beach clothes range, with in-between numbers of quaint pastoral quality and daring modern thpmes. There's a gay nineties air about a swim suit of polka-dotted red lastex woolen with white ruffles around the top and bottom, and forming tbe shoulder strap* which cross In tbe back. Then there Is the English schoolboy outfit, so popular with beach toilers this season, which usually consists of tailor shorts and shirt of navy or polka-dotted- twill, a matching ascot and a tailored white pique or linen jacket The Bavarian note Is with us, too. In pastoral beach frocks of flowered glazed ofStotz, with lace bodices and sometimes even milkmaid aprons. There Is the Tyrolean trend, in gay chintz shirts and skirt-length slacks, suspenders and gay belts. You wear these with a plumed Alpine bat Sommer Prints Are Using # Flowers as Big aa Plates Prints splashed with the biggest figure* Parts has ever used—flowers the size of a large dinner plate—are next on the summer style scene. Black or white crepes printed with huge plate-sized yellow and green sunflowers fashion slender gowns whose hemlines and trains are encircled by diagonal flounces. Their tops are sometimes without shoulder straps, leaving shoulders and back bare, the decollete often rimmed by a big ruche of the flowers cut from the materia I and strung with loops of horsehair ribbon. More prints, this time patterned in aaucer-sized tulips, fashion other gowns cut along similar lines. Gaudy Ornament* Ornaments for afternoon and evening wear are gaudy and often Introduce a contrasung color. Quaint jewelled belts are daring and sometime* hare bracelet* nr. other ornaments to match-

Flowers In the hair are all the rage just now. There is a “tailored corsage" of orchids. for wear with tailored daytime CCNBtISIIMKS* First fail frocks are out in Paris marked by fur trims, striking belts and fairly high necklines. Summer hats, with white or pastel trimming, always look fresh if the trimming Is fastened with snap*.

aavsawv IMPROVED " l " B " X1 UNIFORM INTERNATIONAL SUNDAY I chool Lesson By REV. P. B. FITZWATER, D. D, Member of Faculty, Moody Bible Institute of Chlcaxo. B, Western Newspaper Union. Lesson for July 14 NAOMI • LESSON TEXT—Ruth 4:14IT. GOLDEN TEXT—A woman that feareth the Lord, nhs shall be praised.-— Proverbs ' PRIMARY TOPIC—A Bappy Family. JUNIOR TOPlC—Making a Happy Home. INTERMEDIATE AND SENIOR TOPlC—Living Our Religion. YOUNG PEOPLE AND ADULT TOPlC—Making Religion Attractive. In teaching this lesson it will be necessary to cover the entire book of Ruth. I. Naomi’s Sojourn In Moab (Ruth 1:1. 2). On account of famine In the land of Judah, Naomi with her busband and two sons emigrated to the land of Moab. It is strangely inconsistent for a man whose name means “my God is King,” who has a wife whose name is “the pleasant one," and who lives in a town which means “house of bread,” to sojourn to the enemy's country on account of famine at home. 11. Naomi's Bereavement (Ruth 1:35). After the death of her husband, her two sons married Moabltish women. In a short time, her sons also died. This is a dreary picture—three widows to the same home in a very short time. They went to Moab to escape trouble, only to find increased trouble. 111. Her Return to Bethlehem (Ruth 1:6-22. Having heard that the Lord had visited his people in Judah In giving them bread, Naomi decided to return to her home land. It was not until she had experienced chastisement that she returned. The purpose of chastisement is to induce God’s children to return to him. 1. Ruth accompanies her. When the time came for Naomi to go from Moab, Ruth and Orpah accompanied her for a distance. She frankly placed before them the difficulties which would confront them, and repeatedly urged them to turn back. Because of her love for them, she would not have them go blindly. a. No chance to marry again. She reminded Ruth and Orpah that she had no more sons for whom they could wait b. Their heathen gods must be renounced (v. 15). She made it quite clear to them that idolatry could not be. practiced to the land where God’s people dwelt c. Though Orpah went back, Ruth stood the test Her mind was fully made up. She was willing to accept as her God the One who was able to produce to his subjects the nobility of character she observed in NaomL 2. Naomi’s reception. Her arrival made a stir in Bethlehem. The people recognized her and perceived a marked change wrought to her. Ten years of such trials would make a noticeable change even outwardly, but the change was mainly toward. She asked that her name be changed from Naomi to Mara. Though a great stir was .made, none of tbe neighbors, apparently, offered any help. IV. Naomi's Gracious and Tactful Behavior (Ruth 2,3). L She remembered her wealthy kinsman (ch. 2). In the case of a forfeited possession, it was Incumbent upon the nearest kinsman to redeem it Boaz .was a kinsman. It wdif necessary for both Naomi and Rutb to have food. Barley harvest afforded that opportunity. The divine provision was made for the poor when the harvest was gathered (Lev. 19:U, 10; 23:22; Deut 21:19). The matter was talked over between Naomi and Ruth, and arrangement was made for Ruth to glean to the field of Boaz. Boat* kindness to Ruth encouraged Naomi to see God’s band in providing for them. 2. Naomi seeking rest for Ruth (ch. 3). This rest was to be in the house of a busband. Qther things being equal, such is the only real place of rest for a woman. Naomi instructed Ruth aa to her toilet preparations so as to be attractive and then also as to presenting her claim upon Boaz to perform tbe duty of a kinsman in redeeming the forfeited estate because of the sojourn in Moab. The redemption of the estate Involved not only the ability to pay the price of the forfeited possession, but also tbe marrying of the woman. This whole plan displays Naomi’s faith In God as . well as .her shrewdness in planning. J V. Naomi’s Reward (4:14-17). L Blessed by the women of Bethlehem (vv. 14, 15). The birth of a son to Butb was tbe occasion of this blessing. It meant the perpetuation of the line of kinship, and looked forward to the true Redeemer, our Lord and Saviour, Jesus Christ. 2. she became the nurse for her grandson (v. 16). This not only provided her with a home and living, but with tbe opportunity of helping on the purpose of God to the coming redemption. — 8. The baby given a name (v. 17). ■Obed” means “servant of God." Ruth thua became a link in the ancestral chain of our Kinsman and Redeemer, Jesus Christ The introduction of a Gentile Into thia line indicated the outreach <rf the redemptive purpose of God, which extends to the peoples of the whole world. e ■■■■ . UpfMr Cu rren ts In life there are higher and lower current* Too many of us use only the lower sails, and catch only the winds blowing along earthly levels. But there are also winds which blow down from the mountains of God, and It would be an unspeakable gain to us an were we to let our life fall under the Influence of these upper currents. - JExpori—cs Experience teacheth us that resolution is a sole help to need.—Shakespeare. 1b—

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Simplicity and Chic in Morning PATTERN me I ■ I I I lYk \ 0 . ■Kai II It’s as fresh as the morning dew! . And ft was designed for all those clever women who like to put in a i smart appearance at the very beginning of every new day. Three ! or four dresses made up by this pat- ‘ tern would solve all your bouse frock I problems. And the expense will I prove trifling. Moreover, this pattern has been designed so simply that to follow it will seem like a first les- . son in sewing. The yoke and sleeves all-in-one with a bit of bodice fullness below, and the decorative pocket make this frock very smart Indeed! Percale or gingham in gay plaids or small geometric designs would be effective. Add nobby cork or wooden buttons. Pattern 9316 may be ordered only in sizes 14, 16, 18, 20. 32, 34. 36. 38, 40 and 42. Size 16 requires 3% yards 36-lnch fabric. SEND FIFTEEN CENTS to coins or stamps (coins preferred) for this pattern. Be sure to write plainly your NAME ADDRESS, STYLE NUMBER and SIZE. Complete, Diagrammed Sew Chart included. Send your order to Sewing Circle Pattern Department, 232 West Eighteenth street. New York.

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HEAD OF THE FIRM “Is that Peabody, Finchley, Longworth and Fitzgerald?” "Yes, this is Peabody, Finchley, Longworth and Fitzgerald.” “I want to speak to Mr. Smith.” — Moncton Transcript. Two Goal* in Sight “Bill is working his way through college by acting as chauffeur for a rich widow.” "And when will he be through?” “Just as soon as he gets his‘diploma or the widow.” Generous Mr*. Peck Henry bi. Peck —Am I to have no ▼oice in the management of my own household? His Wife—Well, I’ll allow you that much if you’ll keep it subdued and use it seldom. — ; Ten of ’Em He—There is one thing about me I can always count on. She —Sure —your fingers. E**y to Punch “He’s nothing but a big bag of wind.” "Yes, and if he wasn't so big I’d punch him.” Z-X-X-X-X-Z-Z Teacher —And what lesson do we learn from the busy bee, children? Boy—Not to get stung. -N I , ' ' . ' WNU—A ’ 28-35

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