The Syracuse Journal, Volume 28, Number 3, Syracuse, Kosciusko County, 16 May 1935 — Page 2

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BRISBANE THIS WEEK Pass the Patman Bill They Love King George Parachutes? Puzzle for Solomon The senate votes, 55 to 33, to pay the veterans their bonus in cash. That vote, not being a

two-thirds vote, would not overrule the Presidential veto, which is expected. The Patman bill, wisely approved, gives the veterans their money to spend In their way tor things they want. Under that bill veterans are to be paid with new money. That money as soon as received would all vanish. In

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purchases in every corner of the United States. New United States money is exactly m good as new bonds, since paper dollars and paper bonds get all their value from the name of the government printed on them. There are no longer any gold payments promised or implied. If government money is not good, government bonds ace not good. President Roosevelt, congratulating King George, says: “It is gratifying to contemplate the wise and steadfast Influence which your majesty has exerted for a quarter of a century. - * That was about all that the President, with the best of Intentions, could say, for the British ruler’s popularity Is based on sticking to his job, which la. letting bls people alone, while they attend to their buriness in their own way. The king seems to think that those who have built the greatness of the British empire to its present height may be trusted to continue building It ; Jennie “best minds" here feel that any success or progress in the United States has been more or less of an accident, under bad management, and needs to start again on a new plan. Time will tell whether a government policy of “let them alone" or “tell them how" is better. Fire killed, eight Injured. In an airplane crash. The dead include Senator Cutting of New Mexico, who will be deeply regretted by his state and by the senate. Flying In fog. fuel gave out The last radio message was: “Fuel’s getting low. We can’t find a break in the fog. It looks like a forced landing." Roth pilots were killed; they did their best. An occasional disaster will not discourage flying, but this particular accident raises again the question. Should not airplane builders concentrate on parachute protection for passengers? King Solomon never solved any such problem as this: A New York manufacturer wished to advertise “Invisible panties." in usual words—small trousers worn by modern women. NR A rules say that If the article advertised is not Invisible, the advertlrin* la “false and misleading and violates the code." If those panties are invisible, NR A cannot pass on them, and their manufacturer most not attempt to display them on models, for evident reasons dealing with morality. Eight million young women in Germany are unmarried. The government Invites 333.010 of them to marry “healthy, virile, hereditary farmers." To lead the unmarried German girl to the •‘virile, hereditary farmer" may be easier than making her marry him. A labor law compels women under twenty-flve years of age to serve one year on farms before they can take other Jobs. Once you begin to tell human beings how they must live, life becomes complicated. . - Pope Plus, addressing 130 German pilgrims, spoke plainly about Germany’s present Hitler government: “They wish In the name of so-called positive Christianity to dechristlanixe Germany, and they wish to conduct the country back to barbaric paganism, and nothing is left undone to disturb Christian and Catholic life." The pope’s words referred to the unpleasant welcome home of 2.000 young German pilgrims that went to Rome to receive the papal blessing. Harry L. Hopkina federal emergency relief administrator, usee language as plain as that of Mussolini or Stalin. He finds that we have in America a class of “oppressors," rieh men. and promises that that small, oppressive, business minority "who extol poverty and profits in the same breath" shall be made outcasts tn the “new order" that is coming. One English town will celebrate the king’s Jubilee by distributing free beer. Might it not be a good idea to make light beer part of the regular food supgif ® en 1® th ' B government’s OCC camps? Minus government tax. it would cost little, keep men contented, abolish or diminish complaints of some workers spending their small supplies of money witu 0. KIM las. Baa •• Ram. Liam Beraiag The distilling of ram and the burning of Mme were prohibited in 1708 within New York city because it was believed that these industries contributed to the fatal distemper which pravaited during the summers. Csmso oC lee Sheet Uassteed The caura of oT°S2 lean of science. Several theories have I —..y—!*.r “ *~ (■MMT •«•!>*

News Review of Current Events the World Over Senate Passes Patman Bonus Bill in Face of Presidential Veto —Amelia Earhart Makes Another ' , Fine Record Flight. By EDWARD W. PICKARD ©. Western Newspaper Union.

BECAUSE the Patman Inflation bonus bill would be easier for the President to veto than the Vinson measure, some of the administration

senators joined with the Patman followers to put the former bill through the senate by a vote of 55 to 33. Previously, for some devious reason, the senators put aside the compromise measure offered by Pat Harrison’s committee with the assurance that Mr. Roosevelt would sign It That the Pre-

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Went would veto the Patman bill was taken as a certainty and It was believed the inflationists could not gather enough votes to override the veto in the senate, though they had enough in the bouse. Rather surprisingly. Senator William G. McAdoo of California, a former secretary of the treasury, advocated the Patman bill, asserting that it was “a mere conjecture" that the issue of J2J300,000.000 in noninterest bearing notes, or greenbacks, would be inflationary. “We have nothing In the United States today but greenbacks,” he said. “Is your money redeemable In gold? Is it• redeemable in silver? No. It Is redeemable In nothing but the honor and good faith of the American people. “What constitutes inflation Is a matter of conjecture. It is also a mere conjecture that we must have , a so-called specie basis. The best proof j of that Is that, since going off gold, ' the dollar Is as sound as It ever was. I “The issuance of $2,(MM),000,000 in ' new currency would affect the credit of | the United States about as much as if j I threw a shovelful of sand Into the ocean and tried to stop the Incoming tide," Some friends of the measure, after the President indicated he would veto It, decided it might be better to amend it than to lose it entirely. They proposed to give the President the choice of several ways of paying the bonus certificates. TWO billion dollars of the works relief fund were segregated for Immediate distribution by the works allotment division at Its first session. The sum was divided Into works classifications as provided by the works relief act, these Including road construction, grade crossing elimlhation, rural rehabilitation, rural electrification, low cost housing and general construction. Allotments for specific projects were to be made later, a list of these contemplating expenditure of 1100,000,000 being submitted by Mr. Ickes as approved by the PWA and referred to Frank Walker’s division of applications and Information. FROM Mexico Qty to the Metropolitan airport at Newark, N. J., nonstop, 2,100 miles in 14 hoars and 22 minutes. That is the new record set

up by Amelia Earhart in her red monoplane. Her husband. George Palmer Putnam, and more than 3,000 other enthusiastic persons were at the airport to welcome her, and she was almost mobbed by the throng. After her start from Mexico City, Mrs. Putnam was not heard from nor retried seen

Amelia Earhart

for more than six hours. Her course took her straight east at first, high over the mountain peaks between the Mexican capital and Tampico*. She was not seen at the oil port, nor waa she reported by radio. Observers knew, however, that she expected to be above 10.000 feet as she crossed the shoreline out over the gulf for her 600 mile hop over the water to New Orleans. Passing over New Orleans, she communicated by radio with the Department of Commerce station • thqre, and then flew swiftly along the alrwgys of American Air Lines and Eastern Air Lines. As she swooped over Hoover airport. Washington, Eugene Vidal, director of the air commerce bureau, radioed: “You bare done a splendid job, so come down." But Amelia replied, with thanks for the Invitation, that she was going on through. And that Is what she did. GOLD medals of the National Institute of Social Science were awarded to four American humanitarians at tbe Institute’s annual dinner in New York, and no one will say they were not deserved. One waa given Senator Carter Glass of Virginia “In recognition of distinguished services rendered to humanity aa one of the leaders tn tbe planning and creation of the federal reserve banking system, as secretary of the treasury, as United States senator, and as one who, through a long life, consistently and unsparingly devoted his abilities and energies to public service.” Dr. Harvey Cushing of Boston received a medal for his “distinguished services rendered to bumanity as • leader in surgery and social medic! Dr. George E. Vincent was honored for services “as professor of sociology, as president of the University of Minnesota. as president of the Rockefeller foundation, as president of the Chautauqua institution, as one of the leaders in the development ot community cheats In the United States, and as an educator whose life and addresses have been. an Inspiration toward unselfish To Cornelius N. Bliss. former presl the JiilHard School of Music, as a di-

rector of the Metropolitan Opera association, Inc., as a member of the central committee of the American Red Cross, as a governor of the New York hospital, as a director of the Milbank Memorial fund, as a trustee of the Metropolitan Museum of Art and as a member of the board of managers of tbe ’Association for Improving the Condition of the Poor.” This comes as a pleasant interlude in the midst of political squabbles, international bickerings, business troubles, crimes and disasters. THERE'S likely to be another hat in the Republican Presidential ring soon. Congressman Hamilton Fish, Jr., of New York, says be may be a candidate for the nomination. If the call came on a basis of party. Fish said, he would not listen. Nor would he listen If it came from the east alone. He said he knew the people would want a young man for President —one who is liberal and yet reaffirms and defends the Constitution; a man who has the interest of the farmers and the workers at heart And that’s just about the kind of man Mr. Fish thinks he is. The congressman is forty-seven years old and. like Mr. Roosevelt, is a graduate of Harvard. GEORGE N. PEEK, in his capacity of advisor to the President on foreign trade, has Just made public statistics that tend to show the United

States is losing its position as the world’s chief creditor nation, and makes recommendations that are in accord with the growing ■ trend against internationalism in the administration and in conflict with Secretary Hull’s program of removing barriers to International trade by reciprocal trade agree-

, jKBBB George N. Peek

ments. Stating that whether or not this country still owes less to other nations than they owe to it appears to depend on the true value of defaulted war debts. Mr. Peek recommends these immediate steps: “1. The Inauguration of a detailed study of our direct Investments abroad and foreigners' direct investments in the United States, to supplement the studies now In progress of capital movements. “2. A review of all national policies based In whole or in part upon our international creditor status.” The proposal seems to lead toward high tariffs and a policy of allocating our foreign trade among other nations, as is done by many of the European countries. Figures compiled by Mr. Peek Indicate that the United States is a net international creditor by $16,897,000,000, but this includes $10,304,000,000. principal amount of war debts owed by foreign governments, and also foreign bonds held by private investors in the United States Invoiced at their face value, and a pre-depression estimate of the value of American branch factories abroad and other direct investments in .foreign countries. Mr. Peek strongly infers that a re-estima-tion of these “assets” will result in such a scaling down that this country j will no longer be a creditor nation and need not act as such. , FOLLOWING a lively debate the * bouse passed the omnibus banking bill, which rewrites the federal reserve act so as to make a virtual central bank out of the reserve system, with power to manipulate monetary policies for the purpose of promoting business stability. The final vote, after various amendments had been rejected, was 271 to 110. In the senate the measure will be strongly combatted, with Senator Carter Glass leading the opposition. Glass wrote the banking bill during the Wilson administration, and he objects to having the system tampered with by Federal Reserve Gov. Marriner S. Eccles. IN THE crash of v a transport plane of Transcontinental Western Air near Atlanta. Mo., Senator Bronson M. Cutting of New Mexico and four other

persons fell to their death. Tbe pilot was unable to land at Kansas Qty because of a dense fog and his fuel gave out before be could reach an emergency landing field at Kirksville Besides Mr. Cutting those killed were Miss Jeanne A. Billina <rf Kansas City. Mrs. William Kaplan of West Los Angeles, and Har-

vey. Bolton and K. H. Greeson, pilots, both ot Kansas City. Eight passengers were seriously injured. Bronson Cutting, a millionaire of an aristocratic family, was a radical Republican and was one of the outstanding members of the senate. He supported Mr. Roosevelt for President In 1982, but when be came up for reelection last fall be waa not given tbe endorsement of tbe administration. His victory was contested by Dennis Chavez and the case la still before the senate elections committee. .Mr. Cutting was born on Long Island in 1888, graduated from Harvard and thereafter went to New Mexico. la tbe World war be waa an Infantry captain and assi<ant military attache at tbe American embassy In London. He was appointed to the senate In 1927 to fill a vacancy and was elected next year to a six year term.

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PRESIDENT ROOSEVELT strongly resented the criticism of his New Deal policies by the Chamber of Commerce of the United States, and retorted by calling to tbe White House Secretary Roper’s business planning and advisory council for an endorsement of NRA extension and the social securities program. Then to the newspaper correspondents Mr. Roosevelt scored the action of the chamber, asserting that in too many cases so-called business organizations misrepresent the business men for whom they claim to speak, and that he did not believe a single speech made at the chamber’s' meeting contained any mention of the human side of the picture. He declared the business organizations were not indicative of the mass belief and that he would go along with the great bulk of the people. Several members of the business advisory council were also members of the Chamber of Commerce, and it is said they resented the President’s action in seemingly using them to offset the attack by the chamber. ALL the vast British empire celebrated the silver jubilee of King George V and Queen Mary—the twen-ty-fifth anniversary of their accession

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Hyde Park be kept open so some of the overflow thousands could sleep there. There were seven state processions the first day. The first was that of the speaker of the house of commons, Capt. Edward A. Fitz Roy, with five ancient gilded coaches; the second, that of Prime Minister Ramsay MacDonald, with six coaches in which rode the dominion prime ministers. Then came a two-coach procession of Lord High Chancellor Sankey, and one of the lord mayor of London, Sir Stephen Killik. The fifth procession was that of the duke of York, from Buckingham palace, two carriages with a captain’s escort of the magnificently appareled royal horse guards. The prince of Wales, as heir to tbe throne, came sixth. He had with him a captain’s escort of the Life Guards and two carriages, in the first of which he rode with Queen Maud of Norway and his brother, ’the duke of Gloucester, like him, a bachelor.. Finally, in the most gorgeous parade of all, came George and Mary, and as their ornate coach, drawn by the famous grays, passed, the voices of all loyal Britishers rose la a roar of “God bless the king and queen." The rulers, accompanied by all the other notables, went to St. Paul’s cathedral to give public thanks to God. THE senate committee named to devise a means of curbing such attacks on the President as are frequently made by Huey Long on the

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to include the President and so protect him from unwarranted attacks and slanders. That rule reads at present: “No senator in debate shall, directly or indirectly, by any form of words impute to another senator or to other senators any conduct or motive unworthy or unbecoming a senator." One of Long's favorite ways of launching his diatribes is to rise to a question of personal privilege, and Clark proposes that in thia respect the senate rules be changed to conform with those of the bouse. In that body when a member feels he has been aggrieved he must explain exactly bow be has been injured before he is permitted to speak. The speaker decides whether or not his injury is justified. Senator Glass of Virginia has failed at various times to silence tbe “Kingfish” and he, too, has a plan he thinks might help accomplish that end. He recommends a requirement that all amendments offered to an appropriation bill be germane. Such a requirement would affect other senators, but Glass' move admittedly is directed against Long. AFFIRMING a decision of the Supreme court of the District of Columbia, the United States Supreme court held unconstitutional the railroad retirement act ruling that many of its provisions are invalid. The act provided for a system of old age pensions for all railroad workers. The decision was read by Justice Owen J. Roberts. It condemned many provisions of the law as “arbitrary,” placing an undue burden on the railroads and having no relation to safety and efficiency In the operation of the railways. The act was passed by the Seventyfourth congress just before it closed, and had the tacit approval of the new administration, although President Roosevelt said be believed it would have to be perfected by amendment It set up a compulsory pension plan, requiring contributions by both the carriers and the benefited employees. D AHIA, third city of the republic of L> Brazil, waa overwhelmed by furious storms and torrential ralus, and the destruction was extended to all the surrounding country. Communications were demoralized, but fragmentary reports told of terrible scenes of death and devastation. It was believed that at least 400 Uvea were hurt and probably 2,000 persona rendered homeless. Rescue and relief work was being carried ou as wen as possible by hunareas or loiaiers ana uie guvern-

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—and for three months there will be a continuous series of fetes in the United Kingdom and all the dominions and dependencies. London. of course, was the scene of the chief celebration on the opening day, and the metropolis was thronged with visitors. Hotels and rooming houses were overcrowded and the king ordered that

floor of the senate has not yet reported, but it is said Senator Bennett Champ Clark of Missouri has figured out how it can be done. Clark Is the upper chamber’s chief expert on parliamentary procedure and for four years he was parliamentarian of the lower house. His plan is to rewrite rule 19 of the senate yules

(hl National Topics Interpreted XU by William Bruckart .National Press Building Washington, D, C.

Washington.—Probably the most notable incident of recent days in Wash-

Ington Is the explosion of a bomb by business. It is significant and Impor-

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tant that the business voice, as represented by the Chamber of Commerce of the United States, has spoken In such emphatic terms about the New Deal. It is further a matter of significance that the business voice cr;isized the New Deal generally as well as specifically, because it is the first time in the period since President Roosevelt took charge that anything like unity in business thought has been presented. ■ The reaction was instantaneous. First, Secretary Roper of the Department of Commerce mustered 21 members of his business advisory committee for a counter attack. It was almost drowned out by the chamber’s roar. Such was not the case, however, with the President’s reply. He waited until the convention had ended to let loose a charge that the business interests were selfish. It made all the front pages. This brings us to the crux of the condition precipitated by the outburst of the Chamber of Commerce convention. It is seldom, and I believe the record shows this statement to be absolutely true, that annual conventions of the Chamber of Commerce of the United States have been taken seriously by the newspapers.. The business men have been looked upon as possessors and promoters of rather antiquated ideas. Their Interests have been and are of a selfish character. That is quite obvious and quite natural. But at this time, the voice of business speaks more than just business views. It speaks politically. Hence, when business spoke this time the newspapers of tbe country paid heed. The result was an unprecedented amount of publicity was obtained by the chamber through the medium of its convention this year. Whether this represents a change in the thought of the country, surely no one Individual of any group is able to say definitely. It. must be recognized, however, that for many months a highly vocal minority of politicians has been accusing the administration of throttling criticism. Although this group fought vigorously and charged the administration with having the greatest propaganda machine ever to exist. It obtained little publicity for those views. Most newspapers dismissed them by publication of three or four paragraphs, buried on the inside pages of the metropolitan dailies. So, necessarily, significance attaches to the fact that when the business voice was raised In apparent unity the newspapers accorded columns of space to It. It can be construed In no other way than as meaning there is a larger opposition to some phases of the New Deal at least than most of us had expected. • • • For qulte-a while such groups as the American Liberty league have pounded

away at certain phases of the New Deal. To the Washington observers It

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appeared that these groups were getting nowhere and getting there fast. Os a sudden, however, the voice opposed to the New Deal seems to have found itself. Certainly at the moment and for the first time, there Is an approximation of unity to New Deal opposition and that fact Is reflected In a rather Important way. I refer to the courage exhibited In congress where there is more and more evidence of a decision on the part of the legislators to assert their Independence in contradistinction to previous silent obedience to the White House. I believe it is too early to attempt a prediction whether the Chamber of Commerce leadership will last If 1 were to make an Individual guess I would leadership of this type will cninible. That guess is predicated upon the record of the past because heretofore it has been true that business always suffered defections and presently there was bushwhacking in Its own camp. Regardless .of whether that condition develops again, the explosive character of the speeches in the chamber’s convention have added a momentum to Roosevelt opposition which it has lacked heretofore. It la just possible, therefore, that even if business leadership fails in Its efforts to curb radical tendencies among the administration group, a well knit opposition may now be developing. Pursuing this assumption further, one hears suggestions around Washington to the effect that a genuine and basic issue for the 1936 campaign may be in the making. It would seem that Mr. Roosevelt will be forced into the position again of appealing to the forgotten man of bls 1932 campaign who has since been forgotten. The conservative thought of the country meanwhile will marshal behind the home owners, the possessors of property and capital and the workers whose income must be taxed heavily in subsequent years to pay for the program of spending our way out of the depression. Some support Is seen for this theory of probable issues, in 1936 In the recent statement of Postmaster General Farley who spoke politically as chairman of the Democratic national committee In almost so many words, Mr. Farley declared that the business interests had not been favorable to Mr. Roosevelt; that they'were not now favorable to him and that there was no reason to expect the support of business hereafter. Mr. Farley, clever politician that he Is, recognizes that under present conditions there are more' votes on the side of the man who appeals to those who have not than there are on the side of the man who appeals to those who bare. On tbe other hand, government statistics show that something like 65.900,009 persons hold life insurance

policies; that something like 20,000,000 have saving accounts in banks; that there are around 10,000,000 home owners In the nation, and that even at the lowest point of the depression there were more people working for salaries and wages than there 1 were unemployed. Mr, Farley’s guess apparently is that so many of these workers have had their incomes reduced that they will support a candidate who promises to improve their condition. In their numbers lies the difference between victory and defeat. In addition to these factors, there is to be considered the probability of defections caused by such demagogic leadership as the Longs and the Coughlins. Saner thinking people know, of course, that the programs which Senator Long and Father Coughlin have been preaching far and wide are as impossible of fulfillment as was the EPIC program advanced by Upton Sinclair in his California campaign. But it may not be overlooked that these men can and will pull together several million voters. These conditions obviously will be altered somewhat before the political conventions next year. There will be realignments and shifting and new threats and new promises. But it seems to me that the 1936 campaigns are going to be battles in which the fur will fly and the shortcomings of men will be exposed for public analysis to a greater extent than ever has happened before. • • • No discussion of the controversy between business and President Roose-

velt would be complete without consideration of the NRA. It is the hottest spot

NRA the Hot Spot

in congress right now. The situation is of such a character as to be comparable to a carbuncle on your neck. Those who have had carbuncles will fully understand. A few days ago, Mr. Roosevelt called the most obstreperous of opposition senators to the White House for t a conference on the question of what to do about extending the national Industrial recovery act. It is due to expire by limitation of law on June 16. He cleverly Invited Miss Perkins, the secretary of labor, and Donald Richberg, the guiding hand of the Recovery administration, to sit in on that meeting. It was only natural that two such avid New Dealers as Miss Perkins and Mr. Rlchberg should hold out for continuation of NRA for a twoyear period. And It was only natural for senators who do not believe wholeheartedly in .all of 4 the NRA principles to insist on a makeshift, or temporary continuation. The President put them into a cockpit to fight It oat. The resulting disagreement was perfectly logical but the President had put himself In a position to trade with congress. Since the NRA opponents In congress did not yield, they naturally went back to the Capitol and framed their own program. They propose to have NRA continued, with some of its unsatisfactory features eliminated, to April of next year. They probably will be able to muster enough support to pass some such legislation. If they do, the President will accept IL Actually, he has no choice. He cannot allow the policy represented by NRA to crash political defeat which the President, strong as he is, probably could not withstand. The point of this NRA situation lies somewhat deeper than mere politics, however, because, as I said earlier, business views are being reflected to a considerable extent in congress. Surely, they are now being reflected more than at any time since Mr. Roosevelt was inaugurated. This is noteworthy in view of the possible political alignment on economic issues in 1936. These senators and representatives who have supported the New Deal for of expediency seem to be approaching the parting of the ways. They soon will be forced to choose openly whether they want to go brain trust or whether they prefer to temper the old conservative thought with the proper liberalism of progress based on established business practices and the requirements of human needs. • • • It is a wiser and sadder Blue Eagle that is proposed in the senate resoiu-

tion continuing NRA. That resolution is equipped with scissors to trim the tall

Wiser Blue Eagle

feathers of the famed eagle so that It cannot operate against businesses whose traffic Is wholly within a state— Intrastate—nor will it perait price fixing. The senate finance committee which drafted this resolution reported it to the senate by the overwhelming vote of sixteen to three. That shows better than any words of mine how thoroughly determined that senate group was to override the Richberg-Perklns views on administration policy. Succinctly, the continuing resolution provides for changes in the current law as follows: 1. No price fixing shall be permitted or sanctioned under any code except in codes covering mineral or natural resources Industries that now embody the price fixing principle 2. No trade engaged wholly in intrastate commerce shall be placed undci* code* 3. The President will have 30 days in which to review present codes of fair practice In order to revise and adjust each so that it will conform to the provisions of the new NRA. i “I think this is the best way out," said Senator Harrison, Democrat of Mississippi, chairman of the committee. “I feel certain we can pass this resolution without a great amount of debate and it will give NBA time to adjust itself and give the courts time to rule on the various questions of NBA validity.” • Western Newspaper Union.

THURSDAY, MAY 16, 1935.

HERE’S ANALYSIS OF COW, AS MADE BY CITY FELLER The cow is a female quadruped with an alto voice and a countenance in which there is no guile. She collaborates with the pump in the production of a liquid called milk* provides the filler for hash, and at last is skinned by those she has benefited, as mortals commonly are. ! The young cow Is called a calf, and Is used in the manufacture of a chicken salad. The cow’s tall is mounted aft and has a universal joint It is used to disturb marauding flies, and the tassel on the end has unique education- « al value. Persons who milk cows and come often in contact with the tassel hftve vocabularies of peculiar and impressive force. The cow has two stomachs. The one on the ground floor is used as a warehouse and has no other function. When this one is filled the cow retires to a quiet place where her ill manners will occasion no comment and devotes herself to belching. The raw material thus conveyed for the second time to the interior of her face is pulverized and delivered to the auxiliary stomach, where it is converted into the cow. The cow has no upper plate. All of her teeth are parked in the lower part of her face. This arrangement was perfected by an efficiency expert to keep her from gumming things up. As a result, she bites up and gums down. A slice of cow is worth 8 cents in the cow, 14 cents in the hands of the packers, and $2.40 in a restaurant that specializes in atmosphere.— From “The Bunder.’’ Dr. Pierce’s Pellets are best for liver, bowels and stomach. One little Pellet for a laxative—three for a cathartic,—Adv. Mark Twain’s Philosophy If I had been living in the beginning of things I should have looked around the township to see what popular opinion thought of the murder of Abel before I publicly condemned Cain. I should have had my private opinion, of course, but I shouldn’t have expressed it until I had felt the way.—Mark Twain.

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