The Syracuse Journal, Volume 27, Number 47, Syracuse, Kosciusko County, 21 March 1935 — Page 7

| THE SUNNY SIDE OF LIFE II Glean Comics That Will Amuse Both Old and Young THE FEATHERHEADS Saved ANOncR Hxrj why oh— F W* MOP OOR monby II W-bUHAVB JUST S r feNOW fw/l s s '/ / A V ? J X -xj—A-J-Z IT’S ALL BEEM SPENT WITHOUT 1/M GbJl J-IW UH [X<Jk£> PLEASURE T<r £m*9L x-—il At \ /SLflk \ -i ‘f r* Z Z£ KViT lIHELmM FINNEY OF THE FORCE *”«—■ Reinforcements I iiWIIIHIIIMIiMPffWMMMttF? l i!/..S O> SA <, y.Ay sw tc SEW F ^ rt J^ A IM-wID 111 r AH' A COUPLE J ‘‘V VJL * I FBR HELP, EH W« I I 'st ‘-'Si « ft GOT ME LICKED .1 p i|h / o’SThRonG- r<, ‘ / Novi LET ME fa ■F'sj 4 'F>rTj •nF I X-, Ytxtt • ARM MEM- /SWT 7 // ( PHOMS FER M? )|j r, ttv” >1 w!b fewfWs t J |i> v L____ “REG’LAR FELLERS” -, Out Os The Red 71 - CtorrrX r * o ’*‘ u z~x ( ©OIH,’ 1 Z &O’H' OVER THE \ / *tta- F»<3.U<R«.O V. • Z °^A' < . A \ \ J [ Book. TO SCJE. MO¥V \ ! . ®^L>* Q °* V! » ’ wfa» ( .h HjCKEL \ V i much hohw< 1 i * V X OWE* / — Xi WHERE WRL I up #Su»- TAV \ Ad». wvwm.. z t 6TANO! JHk. \ OE-BTfc *N BUT TWO 1 /w; y S Sr^v-^—S—-y \ ICE. CRKAM. ) jK / V tcf 31 ' I Y 5 * Xfr/-? X^&OtHAWITCME& * xF/ h _-M&> ff vdD / 11 \W Z zAu Wir yTiMwZ X?) VLv»l ’ > ± wk ~ T -4*>'i > ■ ■■' Biy \ winitKrz U 0 Tlmi AifriMttttdl NtvspMMUNl S’MATTER POP— Understanding Underweather By C. M. PAYNE r— ———--| ™ -zrz:z— ™ — ■"■;> (1 tMihk* I’m A » Vou Kwow) I eA^L^z2^' M r> I *' t:Fi ' r *' t I 1 I UMDsX \ vatA-rHaTR. ) \ UMJtE TMa VsIEAT+IE-Rj II /Bl k VIfIuTTUT 7 |S->{ S X —X—L-Z - MCAMS / Z, 'Z Z ) OUTSIS6, )r§g Z ■ <«MM>u>«MMMMjiIiMMLuMMMAjLMUUWaMMaMnIi ■■ , ■ .■■ ' ' .. . . , ■ ; .. . ....... :. • ‘ ■ ■ ■ . . . ' . ■ ♦ ; MESCAL IKE >, s. u HuKn.tr Something With a Good View ’ «RO| s^—iillWi-HZ vumat? a i‘S •» N£a\\/ du«n» h>t! i tSBSk w! f ''' l ‘ bl S wo R Lolly f F, f \ • Wib- SMC okjcc M>xeo-M ——xz .-jjjEs.- VAy*f > __ J \ <Txe ecsr ciscuesJ / SSWE x> J 4 F -Ute <JL± r •Zji uCI —• jrs W3nT X£z>i ♦AFMz jft - Zfl* >Gx» HZ* f MCfT oacues, ' a t r - X~\ — - r £j~/'f ) STSZSfzCZX p«A»*'E — TRI amoves! | \ 7 W 7 s y F ‘cr— ’l* rt Z ASI \SW-3 iSFzx jZIhT 3stJII A ' ~Yr\j/- - L>3 *'rr — r "*u| I U fXf y||| A.X Zr I rK <e»wrt**t. »»«. ht L Hwu»>»r, Trwu Marti Mee, c, a, At. oaue> • j ■■.'. "■ ; 1 ■"■""/■ ■ ■ & ,-rn. , ' " ' ' ' ' ’"" V ‘ " ■ ’ - ' " " i Socks *r gluyas Williams J £ Our Pet Peeve BrMaKjnNKt J "1 |®ft. y'-'x, SS zs In ni 'I i cSrlev i n /<f J jLsJ RKARP&BEDMOttMNrm Mt«Ot6«WHKTtiSC W WMK If. KOI VOtf Offlß- FsZj* Z yZJfl / / 1\ WSKHTftD CM tt PUT W£S OX Off %MNB l/7W n < J /4 / S /& sPiir Mb ! J&sfe , i &ta 1 ’ owatr.toKiMsiet wes tw ot«r out onr ’wb WMwmwtMWt.. > .'■ WWNWMMMfc Mtwroor . \ Sx I } J? \ \ IvSffiSLl ' f 11 m. Cw £4 /r) ivA S W 5 751W1MEM6fiH WttEEBS, BffHH* HJMSaF SCOPES HEJOESNT PHt BW • p > CFFMAM SMMmy OH WE MOSE SOCKS. HURLS T«M OR® | j MOTHER W* fiPT*- ?*»,»>« 1 U U ISKSJJJLH —L ILI K' . isJsSM' • ■ >: 7 7 —L> . ‘ : '

SYRACUSE JOURNAL

( Little ) zliF BIT MIXED “Look here” said the poet angrily, “I wrote a poem to my little boy and began the verse with these words: ‘My son, my pigmy counterpart.’” “Well, what about it?” asked the busy editor. “Read this.” safb the poet, pushing forward a copy of the paper. “See what your printers have done to the opening verse.” The editor read: “‘My son, my pig, ' my counterpart.’" — Answers Magazine. BRIGHT LIGHTS i 1 O - lllfflffi ' I . Knur s ' I I . ■MKtad&raRBMBMNB First Stude —What do you think is the biggest factor in making a genius? Second Stude —Midnight oil, I think. Better ’Ole Wanted A London doctor touring in the provinces had difficulty in obtaining suitable lodgings in a small town. One landlady, showing him a dingy bedroom, remarked persuasively, “As a whole, this is quite a nice room, isn’t itr “Yes, madam,” he agreed, “but as a bedroom it’s no good." The Only Expert “Wliat are your riews on the political situation?” “When it comes to a political situation,” replied Farmer Corntossel, “you’ll have to talk to,Si Simlin, the postmaster. He’s the only feller around here that ever had one.” Reverse English Teacher—Correct the sentence. “Before any damage could be done the tire was put out by the volunteer fire brigade." Boy—The fire was put out before any damage could be done by the volunteer fire brigade.—Pearson’s Weekly. One-Man War ■ •And there, my son, you have the story of your dad and the Great war.” “Yes, dad, but why did they need all the other soldiers?” Built Right “That’s an appropriate looking hotdog stand.” “Yes. it’s made of dogwood and covered with bark." Extravagant Man—l thought you hated dogs? Friend—l do, but I won a box of dog biscuits in a raffle, so I had to buy a dog to feed it to. , I THIRTY-HOUR WEEK? ? ?g. I i “Would you like to hear me sing ’All Through the Night.’ ’’ asked the amateur contralto of her caller. “I’m going to beat it about ten,” he hedged. "Better knock off about then." Just Tossed Jhem Aside Oliver was careless about his per- i | sonal effects. When mother saw clothing scattered about on chair and floor j she inquired: “Who didn’t hang up bis clothes when he went to bed?” A muffled voice from under the blankets murmured. “Adam.” h And a Dollar 1 Teacher—Tommy, It your father could save a dollar a week for four weeks, what would be have? Tommy—A radio, a new suit, and a set of furniture—Chicago Tribune — Tides In Bobby (at the seaside) —When to I high tide? Old ~ Salt—Flve-fifty-flve I’ve told you a dozen times already. Bobby—l know, but I like to see your whiskers wiggle when you say five-fifty-five Wise Wivos “I admit, dear, I didn’t get home till six o’clock" “I knew It!" “That’s why I admit it*—Stray Stories Magazine Beyond Expectations Magistrate—What were you doing with your band tn this gentleman’s watch pocket? Prisoner—l was only anxious to find time. Magistrate—The time Is six months. Ingenious Plau “Mummie. If I were a magician 1 should turn everything Into chocolates.” “But you could not eat so many chocolates.” “I could: I would turn myeelf into an elephant." . • .

SMART LINES IN MORNING FkOCK PATTERN 1033 w ■ ’ w Kn 1 W n ilfib 1933 - Don’t let Monday mornings, or any other mornings for that matter, get you down! Slip Into this pretty ntew house frock and. greet the day with the feeling that come what may, you, at any rate, are dressed -as attractively as possible. The bodice, darted at the waist for trimness and comfortable fullness, buttons into a pert little point at the front—the sleeves with their buttoned trimming may be made either short or long—and the neatly paneled skirt is perfectly proportional. For a particularly cheerful effect, use a gay plaid or bright monotone cotton material and make those perky revers of the same or contrasting fabric! Pattern 1933 is aviyable In sizes 34, 30, 38, 40, 42, 44, 40 and 48. Size 36 takes 3% yards 30 Inch fabric. Illustrated step-by-step sewing Instructions included. Send FIFTEEN CENTS (15c) in coins or stamps (coins preferred) for this pattern. Write plainly name; 1 address and style number. BE SURE TO STATE SIZE. Address orders to Sewing Circle Pattern Department, 243 West Seventeenth street. New York Ci£y., ALWAYS HOPE Father—You have been running ahead of your allowance, John. Son—l know It, Dad. I’ve been hoping for a long time that the allowance would strengthen up enough to overtake me." Had Information Mrs. Gadder—Amandy Brown told Sue Perkins that I was a sneak and j alters pryin’ into other people’s afi fairs. < Mrs. Blabber—How do you know? Mrs. Gadder —Heard ’em over the telephone. I always listen when them two cats is talkin’ together. * Even the Roo»evelt»? *1 see the President’s wife has bought a new set of dishes.” he remarked. “For goodness sake,” she exclaimed, “does she get her husband to help wipe the dishes for her too!” Water “Are you interested In water power?” “Very much,” answered Mr. Dustin Stax. “I’m in favor of bringing It out of the stock market into the open landscape.” . ' I Young Saw-Bones Patient—But—er—the operation ! won’t be—er—serious, will It? j Young Doctor—Only for me! I’ve never tried It before! —Answers Magazine. Noisy Enough *ls your friend a musician, too?" ••W’ell, he blows bis own trumpet." -Tit-Bits Magazine.

IJ 4 W/il d 111 J J 11 1 11 Ijj ■■hsC ■Sba