The Syracuse Journal, Volume 24, Number 33, Syracuse, Kosciusko County, 10 December 1931 — Page 7
News Review of Current Events the World Over Curtis Decides He Wants the Vice Presidency Again— New Senator and Representative From New Jersey. By EDWARD W. PICKARD
ON the eve of the opening of the Seventy-second congress t he statesmen of the United States appeared to be mon* concerned with natlona' poli-
tics than with legislation —which may be Just ns well, since their legislation In recent. times has not been any too successful. A major political event was the imnbuncement by Vice President Charles t’urtis that he would n< t seek election as senator from Kansas, the position he formerly held, but would accept a renomlnatton
JT* j Vice President Curtis
for the vice presidency If it were offered him by the Republican convened ' 1 - Mr., Curtin Is noted for |il» political acumen., and warm supporters of the administration balled ;-his decision ; ns a profession of his faith In President Hoover's chance* for re-election. Sen- ] at or George H Moses Os New HampF’.'’.'. f r it -ta.m >•. : f -Tie Vice President's announcement, will -••nr to give much encouragement to his party and he doubtless ha.s reacheil fids conclusion after a ireful study of political condlt ions . • try. His de s ■ |s f that t! <?'.• Is lor'.. re.".-')) f KepubUcan :>pj>rehensi<m In 19”2 - I > ■ . .: . i. .. <■ as ?.h a 1: ' e margin.” '■ ]|, o - L-cv.-w r. he’d that Mr < rt * l ; ■ . ->• '. ■ •• ■ • " ' • '•• •' ~ ? i 7 — is, i 'ard I: • 1 v ■■■ a [ bet . n ■ » 1 ■ " ■ A , It. pu - ■ ■ tre ■■ • ■ ■■. '' have Secretary of War Hurley or Governor Theodore Roiwvelt in second . p!.!, on the- ticket'.-j-art'v Mr t'tirtis Is 'somewhat' to'.v.fne.e-l In yv.i.r* and partly because he a dry. I However, nil com ede r.' If-he wants the nomination, he will get it. Is on the assumption, which appears I ■ t<> be almost a certalntly, that Her- j bert Hoover is' again the llepubl.. up standah! bearer. . , Cs <i< < 11 ■ • Jip preside! was • '.■ 1 v.-r . ! by t' .<• j ''css of •'.' • ■ ■■ 'r . ■Rit. 1,1,. of Maryland toward Chicago, where he "as sp<' 1 ' i-onferring with party lenders. and making speeches. He already htd •• - I Nev Yor t 1 ■ ' . |\ :■ .-It ' ■ I ’1 '■ ■. 1 Is believed in ttio EasCthut Ritchie I S ." ' ■ r: V !•!: •■ d■ - ■ policies. Until ’ ly ttie Marylandyr'"as known to the. , • >. c f .>■ fly ■■- an : nent <>f prohibition. but he has <y- | panded his utte-.in.-.-s to In dude many : .. . tlonal Import and has taken on the ! >eniblan< o, at least, of real states- , manship. •' . FOR the new': congress New Jersey . . ~ , new Rej ' ator and tne t . ■■ IM > n t tentative. Tn fill out the unexplred
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hl,-nt of. th>‘ Amirvan Tariff league. Also. he i* in favor of repeal or mod-. , ificsition of the dry laws. He wi ! serve until next fall, when a •enatot.* will !•• c). >'< n in i :i>- i,-« •*>■•. I . Governor l.str»« n soon out of ofll<i> and will lw <uc> ••eded b' A Har ry’Moore, a lAemocrat. But the lattw says he has no thought of calling a s . .il election in an attempt to wrest, the senatorial seal from the R*P°blicaas. In the Fifth New Jer-vey di-tr <'t Percy M S I, a l was ele ;c<[ to >uc<e»'<! the late Ah'", ander Ackerman.who vs is a drj Republican: and Unis the /lineup in the i aI <. 219: Republicans. 214; Farmer L iborite. 1 : vacancy. 1. Mr. Stewart defeat*.! Ronald H. McLean, a. wet RepabUtan. t y a narrow margin. 'Stewart made h:< campaign chiefly on his attacks-eat the record of the Hoover administration and demanded revision of the tariff net. McLean was a defender of the national administration. THOUGH many lenders of both parties in congress insisted that economic issues must be given first place in the deliberations of the lawmakers, the prohibition Issue could not be squelched. Before the session opened ti-.e wet Rep ’.bli.-nns were t-**t.:* rr.:u on plans to force the liberalisation of the house rules in such away that a modification bill or a repeal resolution might be brought out of committee and submitted to the house for a vote. 1 lcr> !**fore It has been possible for 21S members, or a bare majority, to prevent such action. Senator Hiram Ringham of Connecticut. Republican, made public two resolutions he said he would Introduce. One would repeal the present Eighteenth amendment and return the pro•3>
hlbltory power to the states. The other would change the amending article of the Constitution by providing that atnendrnents should be made on .a majority of the popular votes in threefourths of the states. SOME two thousand men and women from all parts of the country assembled in Washington for . the conference on home building and home ownership called by tin* President. Their purpose was tn study and act upon the re|M>rt< of i . .mitte.es that have been for t ■ last year investi- < < . . equipment, , taxation, tjin'.m i.g and construction for city anil rural h<>me<. Se-Tctary Lamont opened the conference, and Mr. Ho<e ier addressed it. dwelling especially on his pl tn <ff establishing a systetrf of home loan discount banks, one in each-of the federal reaer to facilitate home building and relieve unemployment. ’ , HENRY T. RAINEY, veteran representative from Illinois. was supjHirtid by h majority of his felteW Democrats in the house f<ir tlte impdr-
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i ’<o, tvoeahd . a rex i - I i •■ ■. ■ o. ' ' V. ■f. -• 1 ’o' * '.' ’sc.- -a ••. :„. ■. iAv.t • z :.o ■ • I . . ■ ■ I ■■■■. <-r.> » n the way of t. r " rev Mr. ! Rainey ■ gh the 1 j I ■■■The time has come for constructive tariff action and something must be . done to bring down world tariff walls." Those world tariff walls which Str. Rainey mentions are being | I built higher over in Europe. ' The | j Hr'.'. ~b imtma’: ■ '■• t V ' placed a new I ,•<) per < enlt tariff on. manufactured j | , is which makes imports into Eng- • i land of tht wares affectM almost hnSuch . wan - > f r per •'..«•« nt "of Ueruuiny's exports to | I? and the r--.- I» was quick to I I ( .... I’r nt V- n Hindenburg ; 1 issued .tn , »,<•>■ decree authoriz i .<1 an < r Brut nil g‘.s cab ■ to 1 r; *-<’ « - to ;i!:V height it ; consider*’ necessary, without first, re-' ferring its action to the reiehstag. ■—*■:.■■!.! lie . .< •■goosein rry tariff." a ' meast | uro placing it heavy tax ou early j j fruit vegetables,and powers imported i : •.. i- M. -■' ■■ ■ ■.. se imi mc■■■' l.bave been from France- and their ex- I . , ii-iaq w d l■. !i :) l«.xs to the I French of.alamt annually. I ! M ] ->■!■■ i..f 1 : >i e | ; c Im 1 Mil- ; tater Commerce Rollin went over frotn Paris, to see what could be done about this. w.:h vv ir success s 1.,-t I # tinu : ' ... cm i iwarcely afford to Irritate the English I ' ' ■ I TH< drill the Reie..' US kM trol of the house of represerita* ' tiVes, there was a spirite<t contest in ■ their caucus for the honor of being
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the party's nomimM? for the .pe.iM.r'l; Tli s W.is because the man -ehs-ti .1 would become the huriority tiller leader, a place ..■; a. c ’] i.ere. 'were thirteen dates, but the real struggle was between doim Q. Tilson of < Tni'e, aicut and Hart rand H. Snell of New York, the latter' ah outspoken opiH<nent of
of mgny **’f the administration’s poll <_ ■*: ,•• ? . ■ - M". 1 ■ I -t» withdr.-w au ! 'lr. Snell was ue- | clared elected Unanimously. | A’ '!;<• Republ.can *.‘.rc’.:-- that pre j ■ when the Repub . :n v\p>> led P* re tain control of the house, Mr.. Snell WUS . lx*-* !! Candida:e for speaker and .Mr. Tilson was selected to be - floor leader. In defeat last week. Mr. Til--•n contended that his own titlirto be, floor leader held good. and settlement of the dispute over this point was p*>stponed until after the orgartsatfoa «*f congress. Representative Snell. as chair: the powerful house rules committee, has often been in contact with the I President. Notable was his and Speak- ! er Longworth's bolt hist spring, when they permitted the bonus bill to come to a vote on the floor instead of keeping It in committee, as the administration wished. Mr. Snell comes from a dry New York district and is rated a moderate dry. ANNUAL reports from the cabinet officers and other chiefs were the order of the week, and some of them reflected on the economy plans of the administration. This was especially true of those from the national defense departments. Secretary of the Navy Adams asserted that additional appropriations, at least in amounts moderately in excess of those now being made for the navy, are essential to meet the minimum requirements of an American fleet within the limits of the London naval treaty.
tant place of floor I leader., iHe is more of n liberal than some of tlie eastern Demo? erats wanted in 'that p. --it i n. but his long i I experience and adI tiiitte : ability 'overcame their " ■ ons. He has li.-.-n f> r years’ 1 of the ways and ' S • ' ' . ’ ■ ilig atid ' tar b fig <■ j
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His report was a recital of pains- ' taking efforts in the last year at cur- • tallment in operations, personnel and construction to meet the, demand for reduced expenditure without serious Impairment of efficiency and at the same time presented reasons advanced for more funds to insure an adequate naval establishment. FJ Trubce Davison, assistant secretary of war for aviation, reported that failure to provide needed funds has relegated the United States to fourth place among the world's military air powers.. He revealed that Great Britain, France and Italy all | are superior In total military air j strength to the combined army and i navy air forces ‘of- this country. Considering land planes alone, the United States ranks fifth. Mr. I‘avison said that the air corps is Ki airplanes behind the congressional program laid down .to guide American military aviation in 192 t». | He added also that its ‘ personnel is short IflO regular army j .officers and Is? reserve officers on ex- , 1 live duty. Although the air is rps reserve has been built up to a pilot strength <>f 2,000 men, Mr. Davison said “lack of funds has enabled I us to give each one of thesty, only • 'about ten hours' flying for the-entire , year." - Then came Maj. Gen. Ren H. Fuller, J commahdaiit of the marine corps. . with a report saying that “stringent" j aduiinistration economies have cut the ’ corps by about 2,000 during the year. I He did Hot mention the latest reduc- 1 tlotis which, it Is. understood, will re- | move another 600 marines from the r.dls of tie organ General Fuller -ahi: "The officers of.the : arine >■. r; - feel very, deeply t dis- I crimination against them (in favor of I navy officers) in their' relative rank with correspond:i g length of Bervlce in the navy, and a prompt adjustment of this condition is most urgently ; needed." ■ • '■ FROM the internal revehne. bureau came a report showing a decrease . ■ d of -7 ■■ 7'- . in tl : net in mn ie ot the n tioh its com] <pl with 1! Tl ent ber ■ ■ I ... ■ i»* »■! decreased from I.tn.{ ■ p ber hav- ■ • .j,.;- <’ i...«!,.-..p..•-I- •'r>t! , .i. ’o ".11, ; a, d tl o number hu-ving incomes of ■ , to.OOd decreased from to IV.'. >,■ - .-y ■. er, e Lamont’s. : „rt showed det lines in ail brau.dios ■ ■ a i • r’ic ti industry. trade, ceinj merer. ire and finance during ti e tis< al year p'.ll . t: d dwelt nt i length <>n the factors which brought I about this recession. The report reVe.aled that the e- -t of living for the fiscal year had been lower than in ;>I V . ■■'■p.Tiffin- period since T.'_'". It w:is also po nted out for what it ). was. worth that despite “the severity | of tie depression, industrial produc- * >\.. .. . . ■ irs 1020. and 1922. and., 31 per cent greater than in the dei pression year of ll'-’L" Reverting to polities and New Jersey for a moment, it is Interesting t<> read that the Democrats of that slate, or al least some of them.
'are starting’, a move-.; meirt that <nay bring 1 to the. fore a figure I that hits been in com- j pariitive obscurity for a number of years. The plan is to make Joseph r. Tumulty .the party's candidate , for the senate next ; fall to fill the seat of the late Dwight Mor- i row- and tlie new ap- j polntee, W, Warren [ Barbour. Mr. Tumulty, j
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;1 s everyone knows, was secretary to j President MTaxlrowWilson .through’l : out. h's tw,o terms, and indeed 'was I private secretary of Mr. Wilson when : he was governor of -Sjjpw Jersey. In i T.r_’l he resumed the j-ractice of law. in Washington and Jersey t’ity. 110 is ! ; f;y t.vo years old and his home is I now in .■'Washington. ! X ’E» ;<» IIATIO.XS for peace between j. i i and Japan proceeded haltingly, first one aide and then the other The Japan- so b< g.MI w ithdraw mg their troops from the bccupietl parts of I Manchuria, but the forward move- i ii.ents .-«>f. the Chinese armies alarmed I them, and so did.'the advance of ton. | Ma * ’iiaii sh,m. *w ho apparently was I ..be: t cat recovering Tsltsihar. .Japan 'temporarily stopped her movement | against Cldnehow. and it was reported '. the Chinese troops in that region were I ■ ;. ’■ . .■ Poth nations consented to the heu- 1 I tral !’:<>-<■ ?.'.i’ ; c n p'ann-d by the ! League of Nations council, but both Insisted ba ■'■■'■ g •- the r g’..t to "hunt bandi's" anywhere : In Manchuria wl ere i; n m : - red necessary and with the Jap-I ■ ■ m ' ‘s ; m ( t-rm. ' China specified, that "any new j.ip- , -. , .> operation would create a new situation* requit njg re on-sider-„tion of the w! de arrangement." ese also Insisted that Marshal Chanh Hsueh Hang s government and His troops lie withdrawn from CJiinchow la-land the great wall. J CAN BSTWBAN MONTBRO ROdriguex was inaugurated president of Chile on Saturday, having been elected to that office by a combination of four parties and the choice of the people being ratified by the national congress, T~\ESPITE warm competition at the International Live Sto?k exposition in Chicago. Herman Trelle, a World war veteran from Wembley. Alberta. Canada, won for the second time the title of wheat king of the world. The best oats were shown by Dtp. J. F. Meinzer of La Jara, Colo. • the best hay by M. V. Gillett of Lexington. Neb.; and the corn crown went to Edward N. Lux of Waldron, Ind. Briar Cliff Thickset, An Aberdeen Angus steer, bred by Oakleigh Thorne of Pine Plains. N. A’., was adjudged the grand champion steer of the world. (©. U3I. Western Newspaper Union.)
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LION AND PYTHON CLASH OVER PREY Big Snake Refuses a Fight to the Finish. Big game hunting in the African wilds is no sport for weaklings. I have often, says a correspondent to the Cape Argus, sat through the cold i night hours within ten feet of the ■ j -bait without result. So vyhen on two j I occasions snakes took an unrel hearsed part In the proceedings, I was hot altogether ungrateful to the “supers." The first time I played “lead’ was in Portuguene East Africa some years ago. To my hunting camp one afternoon came a native in haste, saying | that a lion bad just killed a young , heifer about a mile away. The na- ! tives had driven the beast off before I he had eaten his fill, and It was praci tically certain that he would return that night. I decided to “blde-up” for him. He had killed near the edge of an open vlei, dotted with scattered bushes; and it seemed that an extra L “bush" might escape his attention. Desiring to be as close as possible] to avoid njissing my aim—since I de- j i pended on the moonlight and a piece ' i of white ?:"•< r on tny foresight—l had a pit d u about 10 feet from the I carca-s. This was 3 feet deep, snd over it we erected a rough pole roof and covered it with bushes, so that it looked like an evergreen bush about 3 feet high. A small aperture was left facing ’ the kill and about sundown I entered. The natives closed me in and went I away, leaving me to await the dawn, i It must have been near ten o’clock, and I was divided between desire for a sleep ami a smoke, when I heard a ,sofi rustle fiear the kill, I jerked td’-^sttentlon and 'looked out. But instead of the soft-stepping, tawny form I expected. I saw a long, sinu--1 ons gray shape, gliding In undulating waves towards the bait. A huge python had chanced on the scene, and ivppar.ently decided that the tneat looked g". I. The snake approached swiftly, and ' then coiled be- !e the car. iss, raising bls. head several feet in the air. and glancing from side to Side, as though seeking do assure himself of the absence of enemies. Then the head sank backh and shot rearwards towards a small bush about 6 feet, from the kill. Coil after coil left I the pile and followed, and when the i head rounded the bush and gilded again towards the kill, the great length became evident. J This time the head glided straight beneath the carcass, came up on the ,
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“It Can't Be Done” In the days when electricity wa young, Britain’s parliament once aj pointed a committee to examine th matter of electric lighting, and th! committee, after having before it t witnesses nearly all the noted sclei tists of the day, came to the conch sion that a practicable system of ele< trie lighting for private houses wa impossible! More to Be Envied His Wife—Don't you envy tt Joneses having all they’ve got? Her Hub —No, I envy those wb have got all the Joneses have an the money to pay for it ! —Cincinna Enquirer. Still Wanting Peck—-My wife keeps telling, m that I should have a mission in lif Heck—Then apparently your sul mission does not satisfy her. X phenomenon is a man who nevi [ loses a bunch of keys.
•Where Women Trip Up The first step ih keeping a secret keeping secret the fact that you hat one.—Boston Transcript. Why does a child disobey? B cause he wants his own will lil everybody else.
