The Syracuse Journal, Volume 23, Number 36, Syracuse, Kosciusko County, 1 January 1931 — Page 6

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NEW YEAR, OLD YEAR CHANGING PLACES uTYO YOU want to take my L-' place?” asked the Old Year. “What’s it like in the world?” Risked the New Year. “Well, it’s different at different times. Sometimes it is very gay ‘and happy, sometimes it is sad. Sometimes there are quarrels, but there is much joy, much happiness, and oh, such a lovely lot of friends, one can make. “It makes the world a wonderful place—having friends.” “Then why do you want to leave?” asked the New Year. “Ah, I am too old now. I must go away and rest —rest with all my beautiful memories.” “Have you lovely memories?” asked the New Year. “They are surpassingly beautiful,” said the Old Year. "Then I think I will take your place,” the New Year said. “You have had much, joy, you have made many friends, and now tluit you must go you have many beautiful memories.” And- the Old Year and the New Year changed places, and every one shouted: * “Happy New Year! Happy New Year!” —Mary Graham Bonner. <©.T93O. Western Newspaper Union.)

Wishing the Guys a Happy New Year i’ Noni Clack Bailey

AI’I’Y New Year!” The greeting was called and (returned as the dozen men and girls took their places in the office. j , ‘"Empty wishes.” growled Smithers cynically; -Jt,oiiiorrow they'll be passing the buck, blaming each other

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for everythin- gone wrong and trying to get each other's jobs. ’ knew them—wasn't he general niiw.y ager around there? ‘ Bill the office boy heard him as he came into his private office. Bill dropped his dust cloth and answered as only an office boy would dare. “Gee, Mister Smithers, you've got ’em all wrong. They're good guys. “J|uybe,yort didn’t know when Jimmy Pease went to the hospital how the boys took turns sitting up with him nights to save him payin’ for a special nurse. • j "I guess you wouldn’t know how Mary posted Miss Hann's boolfs for her during the noon hour wh«fn she

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had to go to the dentist and how Mrs. Hili took Dot out to see her sick mother at noon so she could Work in the afternoon. ■•Maybe you didn’t know how the fellows chipped in and bought a wheel chair when the train cut off; old Mose’s legs. ' <' ' > I . “Maybe you don’t know how Mrs. Baker, the ad writer, gets upjn the middle of the nigjit and writes copy because she thinks of something good whert she can't sleep. The janitor says she comes down lots of mornings before lie does when the office is quiet, and I heard you bawl her out for being late from lunlh yesterday. “Maybe yod don’t know when that wire came last week for a big rush order while you was out of town, how they ail worked overtime to help the packers get it out so the boss wouldn’t blame you for bein’ away. “Honest, Mr. Smithers, you’d oughta know what good guys they are and pat ’em on the back sometimes. You'd get a lot more out of ’em. They mean it when they wish a Happy New Year —they wish everybody was happy and they’d do all they could to make it come true. Can't nobody be happy ’thout seein’ what good guys other ■folks is.” “Folks are, Bill. All right, have it your own way." Then “Happy New Year, GUYS,” he called into the general office. As one man, the office force gasped and exchanged delighted smiles. <©. 1930. Western Newspaper Unton.) New Year’s Ahead of Time Chatham island, a part of New Zealand, is snatched into the New Year almost 24 hours ahead of time, because the date line Is bent eastward to include it But because New Zealand uses a half-hour zone and Chatham takes this time, it loses 30 minutes of its ill-gotten gain—enough to let Fiji slip under the wire ahead of it New Year Bring* Optimism New Year’s customs always have had a joyful theme. Few tears marie the death of the old year, but there is gladness at the advent of a new era which man feels is to prove better and more fruitful than the old one.