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.LEADING" • I RADIO PROGRAMS N. B. C. RED NETWORK—Sept. 22. 3:<yo p m. National Sunday Forum. 6:00 p. tn. Lehigh Coal Company. 6:30 p m. Maj. Boxes’ Family Party. 8:00 David Lawrence. 8:15 o m. Atwater Kent. 9’15 p m. Studebaker Champions. N. B. C. BLUE NETWORK 12:30 p. m. The Pilgrims. 1:00 p. m. Roxy Stroll. 2:00 p. m. Friendship Hour. 4:30 p. m. Twilight Reveries. 5:30 p. m. Whittali Anglo-Persians. 6:30 p. m. At the Baldwin. 7:00 p. m. Enna Jetticks. 7:15 p. m. Collier’s Hour. 8:15 p. m. D’O.rsay. 9:15 p m. Light Opera Hour. 10:00 p. m. Amos ’n’ Andy. COLUMBIA SYSTEM 8:00 p. m. Symphonic Hour. 3:30 p. m. Hudnut Du Barry." 4:00 p. m. Cathedral Hour. (Religious) 6:00 p. m. Fox Fur Trappers. 8:00 p. m. La Palina program? 8:30 pl m. Sona.tron program. 9:00 p. m. Majestic Theater of the Air., 10:00 p. m. Arabesque. 10:30 p. m. Around the Samovar. N. B. C. RED NETWORK—Sept. 23. 10:15 a, m. Radio Household Institute. 7:00 p. m. Voice of Firestone. 8:30 p. m. General Motors Party., N. B. C. BLUE NETWORK 1:00 p. m. Montgomery Ward Hour. 1:30 p. m. National Farm and Home. 6:30 p. m. Roxy and His Gang. 7:30 p. m. Whitehouse Concert. 8:00 p. m. Edison Recorders. 8:30 p. m. Real Folks. 9:30 p. m. Fid-Rito’s Hotel Orchestra. 10:00 p. m. Amos ’n’ Andy. COLUMBIA SYSTEM 11:00 a. m. Ida Bailey Allen. 8:00 p m. Grand Opera Concert. 8:30 p. m. Ceco Couriers. (Musi,cal.) 9:00 p. m. Physical Culture Magazine. 9:30 p. m. U. S. Navy Band. 10:00 p. m. Robt. Burns Panatelas. 10:30 p m. Night Club Romance. N. B. C. RED NETWORK—Sept. 24. 10:15 a. m. Radio Household Institute. 6:30 p. m. Soconyland Sketches. 7:30 p. m. Prophylactic. 8:00 p. m. Eveready Hour. 9:00 p. m. Clicquot Club Eskimos. 10 00 p. m. Radio-Keith-Orpheum Hour. N. B. C. BLUE NETWORK 1:00 p. m. Montgomery Ward Hour. 1:30 p. m. Nat’l Farm and Home Hour. 7:00 p. m. Pure Oil Band. 7:30 p tn. Michelin Tiremen. 8:00 p. m. College Drug Store. 8:30 p m. Dutch Masters Minstrels. 9:00 p. m. Williams Oil-O-Matics. 9:30 p. m. Freed Orchestradians. COLUMBIA SYSTEM 10:00 a. m. Grant League of Thrift 11:00 a. m. Ida Bailey Allen. 2:45 p. nt. Theronoid Health Talk. 8:00 p. m. Sergi Kotlarsky and Mathilde Harding. 8:30 p. m. Flying Stories. 9:00 p. m. Old Gold, Paul Whiteman 10:00 p. tn. Fada Salon Hour. 10:30 p. m. Story in a Song. 11:00 p. m. Jesse Crawford. N. B. C. RED NETWORK—Sept. 25. 9:00 a. m. National Home Hour. 10:15 a. m. Radio Household Institute. 6:30 p. m. LaTouraine Concert. 7:00 p. m. Mobiloil Hour. 7 30 p. m. Happy Wonder Bakers. 8:00 p. m. Ingram Shavers. 8:30 p. m. Palmolive Hour. N. B. C. BLUE NETWORK 1:00 p. m- Montgomery Ward Hour. 1:30 p. m. Nat’l Farm and Home Hour. 7:30 p. m. Sylvania Foresters. 8:30 p. m. Forty Fathom Fi£h. 9:00 p. m. ABA Voyagers. 9:30 p. m. Stromberg Carlson. 10:00 p. m. Amos ’n’ Andy. COLUMBIA SYSTEM 11:00 a. m. Ida Bailey Allen. 11:30 a. m. Talk on Interior Decorating. 8:00 p. m. Hank Simmons’ Show Boat. 9:00 p. m. United Symphony Orchestra. 9:30 p. m. La Palina Smoker. 10:00 p. m. Kolster Radio Hour. 10:30 p. m. Dixie Echoes. N. B. C. RED NETWORK—Sept. 26. 16:15 a. m. Radio Household Institute. 7:30 p. m. Victor Hour. 8:00 p m. Seiberling Singers. 9:00 p. m. Halsey Stuart Hour. N. B. C. BLUE NETWORK 1:00 p. m. Montgomery Ward Hour. 1:30 p. m. Nat’l Farm and Home Hour. 6:00 p. m. University Presidents. 6:30 p. m. United Reproducers. 7:00 p. m. Lehn and Fink. 8:00 p. m. Veedol Hour. 8:30 p. m. Maxwell House. 9:00 p. m. Atwater Kent. 9:30 p. m. Around World with Libby 10:00 p? m. Amos ’n’ Andy. COLUMBIA SYSTEM 10:00 a. m. Morning Merrymakers. 10:30 a. m. In Many Lands "With Theresa Martin. 111:00 a. m. Ida Bailey Allen. 11:30 a m. Du Barry Beauty Talk. 2:45 p. m. Theronoid Health Talk. 8:00 p. m. Daguerreotypes. 8:30 p. m. U. S. Marine Band. 9:00 p. m. True Detective Mysteries. 9:30 p. m. Gold Seal Program. 10:00 p. m. Buffalo Civic Symphony Or. 10:30 p. m. Voice of Columbia. (Musical.) N. B. C. RED NETWORK—Sept. 27. 9:00 a. m. National Home Hour. 10:15 a. m. Radio Household Institute. 5:30 p. m. Raybestos Twins.’ 7:00 p. m. Cities Service. 8:00 p.'m. An Evening in Paris. 8:30 p. m. Schradertown Brass Band. 9:00 p. m. Whispering Table's. N. B. C. BLUE NETWORK 10:00 a. m. Mary Hale Martin. 1:00 p. m. Montgomery Ward Hour. 1:30 p. m. Nat’l Farm and Home Hour. 4:00 p. m. LaForge Berumen Musicale. 7:00 p. m. Triadors. * 7:30 p. m. Gillette Kazor. 8:00 p. m. Interwoven Pair. 8:30 p. m. Philco Hour. 9:00 p. m. Armstrong Quakers. 9:30 p. m. Armour Hour. 10:00 p. m. Amos ’n’ Andy. COLUMBIA SYSTEM 10:00 a. m. Grant League of Thrift. 11:00 a. m. Ida Bailey Allen. 11:45 a. m. Radio Beauty School. 7:30 p. m. Howard Fashion Plates. 8:00 p. m. Hawaiian Shadows. 8:30 p. m. Wahl Program. 9:00 p. m. True Story Hour. 10:00 p. m. Light Opera Gems. 10:30 p. m. In a Russian Village. N. B. C. RED NETWORK— Sept. 28. 10:15 a. m. Radio Household Institute.’ 6:30 p. m. Skellodians. 7:00 p. m. All-American Mohawk. 7:30 p. m. 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Over Their Heads Editor Webster True of the Smith sonian Institution was talking about the failure of a novel. ‘‘lt was a good novel,” he said—“too good for the critics and the people. It's failure reminds me of an anecdote. “Kreisler, the great violinist, played one evening at a reception in New York. A new, rich oil speculator from Oklahoma talked rather loudly during the performance and his hostess, to shut the man up, whispered in his ear: “ ‘What do you think of Kreisler’s playing? Isn’t it superb? “He sniffed and answered, louder than ever: “ ‘Oh, I've hearjJ the fiddle afore.’ ” To insure glistening-white table linens, use Russ Bleaching Blue in your laundry. It never disappoints. At all good grocers.—Adv. Probably Just Learning In tlie course of conversation one of them mentioned “Chaucer’s stenographer.” “Good heavens,” . said his friend, “what made you think he had a stenographer?” “Why, just look at the spelling.” Taps “Ever since 1918 I’ve been trying to collect some back pay from the government,” complains a San Diego man, “but it seems I’m just another 1 unknown soldier.” —Exchange.

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