The Syracuse Journal, Volume 22, Number 13, Syracuse, Kosciusko County, 25 July 1929 — Page 3

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We are sure you will agree that this is a tine example of the colonial design. Don’t overlook the floor plan with its center hall and large sun room off the living room. The entrance is one of our best colonial designs.

By W. A. RADFORD Mr. William A. Radford will answer questions and give advice FREE OF COST on al) subjects pertaining to practical home building, for the readers of this paper On account of his wide experience as editor, author and manufacturer, he is, Vithput doubt, the highest authority on all these subjects Address al) Inquiries to William A. Radford, No. 1827 Prairie avenue, Chicago, 111., and only inclose twc-ceut stamp for reply. There are many variations of the colonial type home, but the one shown in the accompanying illustration is about as near the true colonial as It is possible to get. The only variation from the colonial in this home is the addition of the sun porch at the right. Without this porch this home is exactly the type that will be found in so many New England villages. This is a two-gable, rectangular house, 28 feet by 24 feet. On the first floor are the living room, dining room

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* and kitchen, and on the second floor three bedrooms and bath. The entrance door is directly in the center of the house, with the living room at the right of the hall and the dining room at the left. The true colonial

Sound Muffling Now •• Demanded in Residence Proper house construction will go a long way toward solving the problem of children and grownups living together comfortably. This problem occurs in every household of which children are members. When guests are being entertained, the children usually are sent upstairs and are warned to be absolutely still lest the guests be annoyed by the sound of footsteps on the floor above. Even jnoi'e distressing is the mother's attempt to keep her guests distracted, •while water is being drawn for baths or while the plumbing is being flushed in the bathroom overhead. Even if guests are not present, when father comes home with nerves all on edge from the racket of a day’s work in office, store or factory, the children’s noise is unwelcome disturbance. The maxim that children should be seen but not heard often is carried so far that they must be scolded and repressed into quiet. So for the sake of the kiddies as, ■welt as of their elders, sound muffling is becoming part of the standard definition of livability. Up-to-date homebuilders now demand qualities of construction which their parents would not have thought of requiring. Thorough insulation is the first of these qualities, and sound deadening is the second. Wall Paper In small rooms most people think It necessary to select tiny wall paper patterns, but this is not always wise. Small close patterns with almost no background, shut in a little room, making it seem even smaller than it is. A good-sized pattern in light clear colors, jwith plenty of light background showing will do much to make a tiny room seem larger. Small scenics with perspective in the drawing are an ideal selection. Knotty Woods Again Coming Into Favor Imitation is a sure sign of appreciation and it is but a short step from the growing admiration for the oldtime rooms paneled in knotty pine, to the present day fashion which favors the skillful use of other woods convariations in grain effect. ** This may seem to be something of an innovation, for, except in the case of the cedar chests, which are so often seen in *bedrooms and halls, are always liberally bespeckled with knots, clear wood had come to be considered essential. But an inspection of old furniture and the interior trim In rooms of other days, reveals that this has by no means always been the same. In fact, many examples of the use of knotty wood can be found, and when skillfully done, the effects are most interesting. The present tendency to • use knotty wood is, therefore, not new. Supporting’ and emphasizing this trend of taste are the very real advantages of conservation of wood re-

balance is retained in this house, there being two windows on either side of the entrance with three windows on the second floor in perfect alignment. The living room at the right of the hall extends the depth of the house and is 23 feet by 11 feet 3 inches. Connected with this through french doors on both sides of an open fire1

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place is the sun parlor which is 1 feet 6 inches by 16 feet deep. To the left of the entrance hall is the dining room, the same width as the living room and 12 feet 6 inches deep. At the back is the kitchen, 9 feet 3 inches by 10 feet with a breakfast room adjoining. Colonial stairs run out of the en trance hall to the second floor. There are three bedrooms, two at the front and one at the back and a bathroom, all opening off the hall. The house is built of frame set on a concrete foundation with a basement of the dimensions as the house proper. An attractive feature of the home is the entry way which is enclosed. The platform and steps of brick lead to it. For prospective home builders who want to get the greatest amount of space for their money, this design is good. At the same time there is no more attractive house than the colonial.

Plan Home for Cold Days as Well as Warm Every home-minded individual should set aside two days for the planning of the home. If a house is planned on these two days sight will not be lost «of the primary purpose of a home. The first day is the hottest day of summer when rooms resemble ovens and when sleep is next to impossible. The second is the coldest day in winter, when the breath can be seen in the north bedroom and when the coal heap is the only thing that melts. For years we have been paying too much attention to generating heat and too little to keeping it where it belongs. Only in the last few years have scientists found the solution by applying tc buildings the principle ot heat insulation around which household refrigerators are built. It simply consists of placing in the walls and roof of a house a materia! which is a natural barrier to the passage of heat. In winter the insulation keeps out the cold, in summer it keeps out the heat. In terms of household comfort insulation means uniform temperature throughout the house every day in the year. Know What You Want Before Starting House The man who has a definite amount of money he can afford to spend on his house —and no more—should have his mind made up before he starts out on just what he wants and he should also make sure that everything is in the plans and specifications should be thorough. Changing almost any little thing in a house after the construction has started runs into money. Therefore the wisdom of having a plan made out by an expert in the drawing of. specifications and the designing of houses. sources and reduction of construction costs. It is this angle of the subject that is emphasized by the national committee on wood utilization, which operates in connection with the Federal Department of Commerce. As this committee points out, small, tight knots do not mean defects either in beauty or strength, and the difference in cost between clear grades and those having a few tight knots is as much as 50 per cent. This is a real item in the cost of building. For instance, the growing practice of using knotty American walnut for the portion of a fioor normally covered by rugs reduces the cost, making it economical to use this execeptionally attractive and desirable flooring, whereas, if nothing but the clear grade were used, the cost would be too great. The same is true of interior trim. The grain effects in knotty walnut are most interesting and such wood is being used for this purpose with very satisfactory results and at a cost which permits the use of this- exceptionally beautiful wood, even in homes of very moderate price

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| SUB \ • | ROSA : mimi I <► ; How Long Must 1 Suffer? POOR NATHALIE is in need ofsome very real sympathy for she is suffering the pangs of first love, unrequited, and there are no more cruel torments In the world. John did love her. but be learned to forget her in one brief summer, and poor little Nat whose world collapsed when she heard the news, has not been able to do much in the way of eating or sleeping since that time. She is nos merely sentimental. She was really in iove with the boy, John.. She had made some sacrifices to keep him near her. She stood ready to marry him and then he walked past her calmly looking for another pretty face. It’s all humiliating and hard and dreadful, particularly when her family stands unsympathetic, and silently critical, beholding her torture. They had told her not to fool around with that boy. THEY had known it would come to no good, etc., etc. Each day Nat wakes to a world of despair and hopelessness. Each morning fresh anguish assails her as memory brings back the dreadful truth — that John is gone forever and that she must go on living without him somehow. She isks me rather pathetically how long she must suffer. She's heard that Time is the Great Healer, and so she sits, waiting for time to pass, and praying that the healing will soon take place. But honey child, that’s not the way time is going to heal you. You’ve got to stop looking at the clock if you want that hurt of yours mended up. Let old time sneak up on you when you’r aot looking. Let him cure your aching heart while you're busy at something else. For heavens’ sake don’t put him off by watching for him too eagerly. No man, even time, can stand that. Just you turn your back on time, and the thought of what he must do before your frame of mind will be normal again. Plunge yourself deep into anything—the hobby which interested you most before John came along. You’ll oe startled one day to find yourself laughing quite naturally. Or you’ll discover to your consternation and wonder that you haven’t thought about John for an entire twenty-four hours —your mind has been so full of this and that, you really haven’t had a second to spare. That’s the work of time, my dear. He did that for you. But in order to let him do his bes» work, you’ve got to take a hand and help him out. Turn your back on John —find something to make time pass as quickly as possible—and the faster he passes, the more he’ll be able to help you. Affectation ALL of us make a point of despising affectation —and what we mean by affectation is making a fool of oneself with ridiculous mannerisms, a silly voice, exaggerated gestures, etc. We can all recognize that kind of affectation, and we know when to hate it. Consequently there aren’t many foolish young things in the world who dare to pull that kind of stuff. They know too well that they’ll be laughed out of court if thej dare to affect a new English accent, or some cute little French gestures, or a flirtatious rolling of the eyes. < However, affectation persists—for there is affectation which is not quite so obvious to the great majority and the little lady who practices it usually gets away safe until— Well just take Doris for example. Her affectation is that of being a great literary light. She just loves to be thought “hooky.” She got the idea from some story she read, and she went in heavily for being a literary lady. All real literature leaves her entirely cold. But she affects to be hugely interested in every phase of literary work—she cultivates deep-thinking intellectual folk and she’s really managed to get quite a reputation. Yet this form of affectation is as dangerous uj any other. For Doris is just as likely to be found out and ridiculed as her affected sister who simpers and giggles and behaves tike a bad a.tress in a third-class stock company. It is so dangerous and so foolish to affect anything. The safest thing in the world is to be yourself, to act in accordance with what you really believe and to be truthful about yourself to yourself. By sticking to this rule you’re secure. You have nothing to fear from anyone. There isn’t a soul in the world who can unmask you for you’re showing the world your true face: Whereas, once you pretend even for a brief while and then throw it over when it gets too much for you. That sort of thing attracts as much unfavorable comment, and ridicule as the most blatant affectations in the world. If you make a friend because you’ve adopted a rather suc« ful pose, you’ll be out of luck one ot these days. Affectations may help you to make conversation once in a while—but they won’t help you to gain any of the worthwhile things in life—true friendship and true love. (© by the Bell Syndicate, Inc.) Health Hint Most persons allow themselves to be too suggestible. Especially is this true as regards the diagnosis and treatment of illness. Often- people pay the doctor for advice and then do what the next door neighbor advises. Ancient Volcanic Dust Evidence that at least six volcanic eruptions deluged Pennsylvania with dust was recently discovered In the limestone formations near State college by Prof. C. A. Bonine, geologist ■

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Gilbert and Sullivan Operas. N. B. C. BLUE NETWORK 1:00 p. m. Montgomery Ward Hour. 1:30 p. in. U. S. Dept, of Agriculture. 6:30 p. m. Roxy and His Gang. 8:00 p. m. The Edison Program. COLUMBIA SYSTEM 11:00 a. m. Ida Bailey Allen. (Talks to Home-Makers) 8:00 p. m. Musical Vignettes. (Musical pictures of all parts of the world). 8:30 p. m. Ceco Couriers (Popular musical program). 9:00 p. m. Physical Culture Magazine ' Hour. 9:30 p. m. U. S. Navy Band. 10:00 p. m. Black Flag Boys. 10:30 p. m. Night Club Romance. N. B. C. RED NETWORK—JuIy 30. 10:15 a. m. Radio Household Institute. 6:30 p. m. Soconyland Sketches. 7:30 p. m. Prophylactic. 8:00 p. m. Eveready Hour. 9:00 p. m. Clicquot Club. N. B. C. BLUE NETWORK 1:00 p m. Montgomery Ward Hour. 1.30 p. m. U. S. Dept, of Agriculture. 5:30 p. m. Savannah Liner’s Orch. 7:00 p. m. Pure Oil Band. 7:30 p. m. Michelin Tiremen. 8:00 p. m. Johnson & Johnson. 8:30 p. m. Dutch Masters Minstrels. 9:00 p. m. Williams Oil-O-Matics. 9:30 p. m. Earl Orchestradians. COLUMBIA SYSTEM 11:00 a. m. Ida Bailey Allen (Talks to Hpme-Makers) 2:45 p. m. Theronoid Health Talk. 8:00 p. m. Kotlarsky and Harding (Joint recital). 8:30 p. m. Flying Stories (Aviation news). 9:00 p. m. Old Gold (Paul Whiteman hour). 10:00 p. m. Fada Program (Orchestra). 10:30 p. m. Story in a Song. N. B. C. RED NETWORK—JuIy 31. 10:15 a. m. Radio Household Institute. 6:30 p. m. LaTouraine Concert. 7:30 p. m. Happy Wonder Bakers. ■ 8:00 p m. Ingram Shavers. 8:30 p. m. Palmolive Hour. N. B. C. BLUE NETWORK 1:00 p. tn Montgomery Ward Hour. 1:30 p. m. U. S. Dept, of Agriculture. 7:00 p. m. Yeast Foamers. 7:30 p. m. Sylvania Foresters. 8:00 p. m. Flit Soldiers. 9:00 p. m. ABA Voyagers. 9:30 p. m. Stromberg Carlson. COLUMBIA SYSTEM 11:00 a. m. Ida Bailey Allen (Talk on Cooking). 11:30 a. m. Interior Decorating (Talk with Musical Program). 8:00 p. m. Hank Simmons’ Show float. 9:00 p. m. United Symphonj Orch. 9:30 p. m. La Palina Smoker. 10:00 p. m. Kolster Radio Hour. 10:30 p. m. Kansas Frolickers. N. B. C. RED NETWORK—August 1. 10:15 a. m. Radio Household Institute. 8:00 p. m. Seiberling Singers. 9:00 p. m. Halsey Stuart Hour. N. B. C. BLUE NETWORK 1:00 p. m. Montgomery Ward Hour. 1:30 p. m U. S. Dept, of Agriculture. 7:00 p. m. Lehn and Fink Serenade. 8:30 p. m. Maxwell House Concert. 9:30 p. m. Around the World with Libby. COLUMBIA SYSTEM 10:30 a. m. Around the World with Mrs. Martin. (Musical Program, Household Hints) 11:00 a. m. Ida Bailey Allen (Talks to Home-Makers). 11:30 a. m. Du Barry Beauty Talk. 2:45 p. m. Theronoid Health Talk. 8:00 p. m. Vincent Lopez and Orch. 8:30 p. m. U. S. Marine Band. 9:00 p. m. True Detective Mysteries. 9:30 p. m. Light Opera Gems. 10:00 p. m. The New Yorkers (Concert). N. B. C. RED NETWORK—August 2. 10:15 a. m Rad’o Household Institute. 5:30 p. m. Raybestos Twins. - 7:00 p. m. Cities Service Concert Orch. 8:30 p. m. Schradertown Brass Band. 10:00 p. m. Skellodians. N. B. C. BLUE NETWORK 10:00 a. m. Mary Hale Martin’s Household Period. 1:00 p. m. Montgomery Ward Hour. 1:30 p. m. U. S. Dept, of Agriculture. 6:15 p. m. Squibbs Health Talk. 6:30 p. m. Dixie Circus. 7:00 p. m. Triadors. 8:00 p. m- The Interwoven Pair. 8:30 p. m. Philco Theater Memories. ,9:00 p. m. Armstrong Quakers. 9:30 p m. Armour and Company. COLUMBIA SYSTEM 11:00 a. m. Ida Bailey Allen (Talks to Home-Makers). 11:45 a. m. Radio Beauty School (Beauty talks). 7:30 p. m.- Howard Fashion Plates. 8:00 p. m. Hawaiian Shadows (Native Musicians). 8:30 p. m. The Rollickers (Quartet). 9:00 p. m. True Story Hour. 10:00 p. m. In a Russian Village (Russian music). 10:30 p. m. Doc West (The old philosopher). N. B. C. RED NETWORK—August 3. 10:15 a. m. Radio Household Institute. 8:00 p. m. General Electric Orchestra. 9:00 p. m. Lucky Strike Dance Orch. N. B. C. BLUE NETWORK 2:30 p. m. RCA Demonstration Hour. 5:30 p. tn. Gold Spot Orchestra. COLUMBIA SYSTEM 8:00 p. m. Nickel-Cinco-Paters (musical). 8:30 p. m. Babson Finance Period. 9:00 p. m. Nit Wit Hour. 9:30 p. m. Temple Hour (Musical program). 10:00 p. m. National Forum from Washington. 10:30 p. m. Dance Music. Chef* Will Broadcast Some of the world’s most famous chefs will be heard this season on Mary Hale Martin’s household period, broadcast from Libby’s model kitchen in Chicago, at 10:00 o’clock each Friday morning (central daylight saving time) under the sponsorship of Libby, McNeill and Libby. Miss Martin, who has for years been noted as a domestic science expert for the famous canners, had already presented George Rector and other noted food specialists.

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Pa io 'Em Lewis O. Chasey secretary to Governor Leslie, tells this story: A visitor at a home heard an unusual commotion in an upstairs room “Say, sonny," he said to the youth with him, “what is that terrible noise upstairs? It sounds like the house was falling down.” “Oh, that is just ma dragging pa’s pants around," replied the lad. “Why, dragging a pair of pants around wouldn’t make that much noise would it?” “Yeah, ’cause pa’s in 'em,” the lad replied.

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[— o—o—o—o—o—o—»—O—O—> OLD FOLKS SAY 1 DR. CALDWELL WAS RIGHT » —e—o —a —c—B—o — o—o—o—n—»—« > The basis of treating sickness has not changed since Dr. Caldwell left Medical College in 1875, nor since he placed on the market the laxative prescription he had used in his practice. He treated constipation, biliousness, headaches, mental depression, indigestion, sour stomach and other indispositions entirely by means of simple vegetable laxatives, herbs and roots. These are still the basis of Dr. Caldwell’s Syrup Pepsin, a combination of senna and other mild herbs, with, pepsin. The simpler the remedy for constipation, the safer for the child and for you. AnH as you can get results in a mild and safe way by using Dr. Caldwell’s Syrup Pepsin, why take chances with strong drugs? A bottle will last several months, and all can use it. It is pleasant to the taste, gentle in action, and free from narcotics. Elderly people find it ideal. All drug stores have the generous bottles, or write “Syrup Pepsin,” Dept. 88, Monticello, Illinois, for free trial bottle. City Man’* View The Pullman car traveler watched a tractor turning over the soil in a field along the railroad track. “No wonder farmers nowadays are always growling,” he grouched. “They don’t get enough exercise.” —Farm and Fireside. Using the Sun In the past few years the sun’s true value to the health and well-being of the human race has been understood by scientists but even now these rays are not being utilized to their fullest extent. —Woman’s Home Companion. Young Men—Warning! “Marry early and don’t join clubs," is the recipe for happiness given by Sir Walter Runciman, British millionaire. Do not yourself do the things which you are in the habit of blaming; it is an evil thing when the fault ot the teacher refutes him.—Cato out insects When you buy fly spray or moth spray ask for Tanglefoot and you'y get a complete in« secticide that kills all house, hold insects and can be used the year around. Here is quality worth demanding at a price that doesn’t require a second thought! Prices greatly reduced. Pay less and get the best. t WHfflP For flic* only, Tanalefoot Fly 3b»i; Paper and Fly Ribbon, are the moet sanitary and inrrv •k- jTt tc CCOIlOllliCfl? destroyer** TANGLEFOOT

His Powers a Mystery to Master of Figures William Strong, the man who could compute figures with the speed and accuracy of an adding machine —and never knew how he did it —is dead. He would stand beside a railroad track as a long freight rolled by, observing the car numbers, and when the caboose flashed past he would announce the total as correctly as the tabulator with paper and pad who stood beside him. Merchants employed him at inven tory time in place of using adding machines. He would tell engineers how many bricks would be needed for a wall; compute cube root; give exact ages the instant a birth date was given him. Always to the question, “How do you do it?” he would answer. “1 do not know.” Strong, who was fifty, died recently on a railroad viaduct in Bartonville, England,.where he was in the habit of going daily to perform the feat of totaling box car numbers, "just to keep In practice,” he said. Rabbits to Help Out Meat Supply of Russia The chief officials of the Russian commissariats of agriculture and trade at a meeting in Moscow with the col lective farming organizations of the R. S. F. S. R. (Russia proper) have decided to rely on the rabbit to supplement the scarcity of meat that is expected to last for the next few years. The conference appointed a special committee of high officials, who were instructed to produce between 2,000,000 and 3,000,000 “pedigree rabbits” during the present year, and to superintend the construction of state factories for the mass production of canned rabbit flesh, rabbit sausages and rabbit pasties.—San Francisco Chronicle. You and Me Little Charles was learning the alphabet. “Now, vhis is big U,” said his moth er, pointing to the capital letter, “and this one beside it is little u. Can you remember that?” "Oh, ycthe child replied confidently. The next day his mother pointed to the same letters again. “Can you tell me this morning what these letters are?” she asked him. Charles’s face beamed with pride as his chubby little finger pointed to the bold letters in his book. “This,” he said, “is big me and this is little me.” Ha* Changed Meaning The name “Patagonia” was first used to designate all the southern part of South America, but is now used to designate the region bounded on the north by the Rio Limay and the Rio Negro, the Atlantic on the east, the Strait of Magellan on the south and the Andes on the west The Answer Candidate’s Supporter (gradually winding up)—So, I ask you, how much longer are you going to put up with this bunkum? Chairman (sotto voice) —You’ve got exactly another five minutes, Mr. Woofle.—Passing Show. Missionaries Needed Hundreds of missionaries are needed in foreign fields, according to an artlcle by Floyd Shacklock, tn a current issue of Christian Herald, Shacklock points out that opportunities are greater for young missionaries than those of forty years ago, “Her Weight in Gold” Betsy Hull is the heroine of a narrative of Colonial times which relates the fact that her father placed her tn the container on one side of a large pair of scales and balanced the scales by pouring into the corresponding container shining gold pieces. Napoleon** Lament Do you know what Is more hard to bear than the reverses of fortune? It is the baseness,* the hideous ingratitude of man.—Napoleon. Cover* Many Specie* The term “Spanish bayonet" Is applied to any one of various species of Yucca with sword-shaped leaves. Despair doth strike as deep a furrow tn the brain as mischief or remorse.—Barry Cornwall. Crowds will accept instruction as eagerly as entertainment if they see where they can use it Poverty wants much; but avarice, everything.—Syrus.

Civilization Hits Menagerie In a few generations the elephant, the tiger, the lion and the rhinoceros will be extinct and found only in museum exhibits. Such is the prediction made by Alexander Barns, a British explorer, who recently visited America. Civilization will crowd these animals out of the jungles just as the bison was exterminated from the plains of the United States. “Science,” says Barns, “is harnessing the world and controlled life is part of the process." —Pathfinder Magazine. The charm of a bathroom is its spottessness. By the use of Russ Bleaching Blue all cloths arid towels retain their whiteness until worn out.—Adv. Pardon Me “Ain’t that cow got a lovely coat, Ted?” “Yes, it’s a Jersey." , “There, now! And 1 twswsht it was its skin!”—London Hassling Show.

POISON IVY Hanford’s Balsam of Myrrh Money baek for first bottle if not suited. All dealer*. The Breach O. C. (to recruit) —You must remember that we are a big family and that you must have confidence in the elders of the regiment. I am father of the regiment. Do you understand? Recruit —Yes, dad I—-Passing Show. Some Day—Perhaps „ __ “Do you live in the city?” “No, just outside the city limits—we’ve moved to the 350th floor.” People dodge gratitude because they are shy, not because they don’t like it

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