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Various Devices Employed by Dishonest Patrons to Swindle Hostelries. New York.—Hotel managers’ need of vigilance in protecting themselves against dishonest patrons was illustrated recently by the arrest ol two middle-aged women charged with defrauding the Hotel Ambassador of $661, the amouht they owed when they were alleged to have taken “French” leave. They also took with them their black cat, Babette, said for the last two years to have been their companion. Hotel "dead heats’* are not so nu merous as they used to be. It is said by hotel detectives that the two sisters charged with mulcting the hotel in Park avenue came from Chicago. They emerged from the quiet of boarding houses in that city into the bright lights and luxury of the best hotels in Manhattan. Their story was the same wherever they stopped, and certainly enough of it seemed true to be convincing. One was a graduate physician; the other a dietitian. They -had invented an army ration biscuit filled with whole wheat and rye flour and pork and —a kind of hardbaked puree. One biscuit was warranted to * keep hunger away for 24 hours. It was good for men and dogs and especially cats. Sued for Infringements. The sisrers had brought suit against various persons and corporations for infringements of their patent, the defendants including leading packing houses of Chicago and biscuit bakers of New York. Recently Senator Copeland, by request, introduced a bill asking the government to pay them SIW.000 for the use of their patents during the World war. .They had lawyers here and in other cities to whom they referred. On their arrival a month or so ago at the Ambassador the sisters conducted themselves with an aloof dignity. It was several weeks before any of the hotel employees knew about the black cat That ebon charm did not arrive in a pet carrier, one of those imitation valises with wire-covered ventilators at either end. Otherwise the rules about keeping animals in rooms might have been enforced against her. When the women disappeared, according to the complaint, a circular about them was broadcast among hotel men. Through a lawyer, who had been mentioned by the women as their adviser, an to which their mail was being forwarded was obtained. It was a private mail box in a little store, but alert shadowing resulted in tracing one of the women to a hotel near Broadway where also were found her sister and Babette. Beating hotels was once a widespread practice, especially before they

SEE HARD TIMES AHEAD FOR GOLD-DIGGING DIVORCEES

Five States Now Allow Alimony to Husband, More Deny Support to Active Ex-Wives. New York. —It looks like a hard future for those gold-digging wives who obtain divorces chiefly for the sake of easy living which alimony will bring them. The tables are turning rapidly in favor of the husband, who, until recently, bas been compelled almost universally to support his ex-mate, no matter which was to blame for the marital rift Five states already have passed laws allowing courts to grant alimony to busbands where the wife is at fault In the divorce and where there are children to be supported, several others now deny the wife the right to recover almony where she is to blame for the divorce, and now a national agitation is under way to abolish alimony where the wife is young, able

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were organized into associations and had bureaus for sending out warnings. Adventurers with scant luggage, and that consisting of only a few shirts and collars, with bricks for ballast, used to visit the hotels regularly. They had good rooms and the best meals the house afforded for several days, then disappeared, usually leaving their cheap bags or worn telescopes with their worthless contents. Sometimes they lowered even their sketchy luggage by a rope from a window and ’•otripved it. Bellboys Give Hint. Bellboys are supposed to give a hint if they suspect anything sinister about an “arrival.” Some of them can tell from the weight of a handbag that an investigation may be warranted. . The smart “bellhop,” standing just behind the prospective patron, communicates his suspicions to the clerk by a look and slowly tips the bag a little forward. That signal means “Skipper Baggage.” The diagnosis may not always be correct, but the signal usually results in the new guest being asked to pay in advance or being informed that there is no room for him. Possibly the credit manager of the hotel, on seeing the “S. B.” symbol after the name of the suspect, a mere triangle perhaps, or a circle, will rake a chance and wait three days before the man gets a bill. Meanwhile the guest and his baggage are being carefully watched. His room may be entered and his baggage examined. If there is evidence of intended fraud rhe keyhole of rhe door of his room is plugged to make it impossible for the unwelcome sojourner to enter. He may complain about this if

Harry Lauder Almost Loses Hand and “Tip” Sydney. Australia. —Sir Harry Lauder. Scottish comedian, narrowly escaped loss of bis right hand to a shark in New Zealand waters recently. He was fishing in the Bay of Islands and hooked a swordfish. Apparently attracted by its deadly enemy a shark of medium size was lurking in the vicinity. No sooner had Sir Harry cast his line again than a terrific tug unbalanced nim ano would have carried him into the water had not the boatman grabbed him. The shark fought frantically for half an hour, and when it was brought in snapped viciously at Sir Harry’s band. Sir Harry dryly said it would have been a terrible thing if the shark had taken his hand, for he was a 3 penny bit in it with which tc tip the boatman for saving his life.

bodied, childless, and particularly where she is responsible for the divorce. Joseph P. Pollard, widely- known lawyer and writer, poinjg out this change in an article written for the current North American Review in which he characterizes the present divorce laws of a majority of the states as archaic. A big percentage of divorces, he maintains, are traceable to wives who deliberately bring them about in order to insure themselves a livelihood without either work or marriage obligations. “Wives now are able to control and dispose of their own property, the same as if they were single,” be points out “They are able to enter business with the same facility as their husbands. They are entitled to vote, hold political positions, serve on juries and do counties other things forbidden

he Is a good bluffer, but rhe reply is merely a demand that he pay his hill. If. after three days, he cannot meet his score be is liable to arrest under rhe innkeeper laws of most of the states. Credit managers, however, do not use such drastic methods as this unless, through reporting agencies and from confidential bulletins forwarded. they are reasonably sure of their ground. “Paper workers,” that Is, those who impose on the hotels by foisting had checks, are really to be feared and their capture fs Important Checks Sometimes Cashed. In theory, hotels do not accept paper. Most of them have signs over the cashier’s desk c or cage reading. “No checks cashed.” That may be taken largely in a Pickwickian sense. There are conditions -under which it is practically impossible for hotel keepers to refuse this service. If a customer is able to convince the credit managers that he has important business connections. or if he is known at the hotel; he can get accommodation for which he asks. “Paper workers” make their cleanups by offering checks for amounts much in excess of their bills and getting the balance in cash. Some of them have plenty of working capital and pay their scores in real money. Then, in a casual way. they to have a check cashed which thfg- profess to have just received. ft is against such as these that the American Hotel association, the Hotel Keepers’ Protective association and other agencies issue their warnings, and it is for the detection and arrest of such that they spend money liberally. The “paper operator” is dreaded by hotel credit men. If he has played his game boldly and by his appearance and manner impressed the management, and especially if be has obtained some local reference, the “paper worker” forestalls inquiries about himself. His check may not come back for three or four days or a week. Often he has protected himself or at least made conviction difficult, if caught, by giving a check signed by some one else. He'mdorses it and if there is a “come back” he maintains that he took the paper in good faith. Just how much hotels lose by such operations is hard to estimate, as many such losses are not reported. Even the protective associations and the detective organizations do not get complete returns, as the proprietors do no! like to admit they have been imposed upon. One authority estimates the bad debt losses at from 1% to 2 per cent of the gross receipts. Others think it is much more than that. The losses are decreasing, owing to the persistence with which dangerous “paper operators” are pursued, while vigilance is exercised in watching out for signs of the less dangerous yet most annoying “skippers” of both sexes.

WINS LAMME MEDAL > in w A f© » si ?. P? Qu a A ■' ’jWf / Allan Bertram Field, electrical engineer of Manchester, England, who has been awarded the first Lamme Gold medal by the American Institute of Electrical Engineers; and the face of the medal. The prize was founded by a bequest in the will of the late Benjamin G- Lamme. chief engineer of the Westinghouse Electric company, and is awarded for “meritorious achievement in the development of electrical apparatus or machinery.” • He Was Versatile North Adams. Mass. —A versatile descendant of John and Priscilla Alden is dead. Frederic E. Mallery at various times was a slater, a telegrapher, a motorman, a paymaster, school teacher and director of an orchestra. He wrote music and a treatise on theories of relativity.

under the old laws. But where rights have emerged from the statute books, the corresponding duties have not. For the purpose of winning financial profits from marital strife, she still can Jump back on her ancient pedestal and strike her ancient pose.” But, the North American Review writer believes, the situation is due for a rapid change for the better. He points to Wisconsin where the law now enables the husband to exact alimony where the wife is at fault and there are children to support In California the new order goes even further; a busband can be granted alimony If he is the innocent party, even though there are no children. Similar taws are now effective in Oregon. Ohio and lowa, while in Washington a wife can be held equally responsible with the husband for the support of the children. Make* Own Death Chair Long Beach, Calif. — Apparently worried by pending charges of assault with deadly weapons, George Mayo ended his life in a home-made “electric chair.”

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Tower Health Exercise. 10:00 a. tn. National Home Hour. 11:15 a m. Radio Household Institute. 5:00 p. m. Florida Citrus Growers. 8:00 p. m. Cities Service Hour. 9:00 p. tn. An Evening in Paris. 9:30 p. m. Schraedertown Brass Band N. B. C. BLUE NETWORK 11:00 a. m. RCA Educational Hour. 1:00 p. tn. Montgomery Ward Hour. 1:15 p. m. U. S. Dept, of Agriculture. 1:30 p. m. Montgomery Ward Hour. 7:15 p. in. Squibbs’ Health Talk. 7:30 p. m. Dixies Circus. 8:30 p. m. Armstrong Quakers. 9:00 p. m. Wrigley Review. 9:30 o. m. Philco Hour. 10:00 p. m. Hudson-Essex Challengers. 11:00 p. m. Skellodians. N. B. C. RED NETWORK—ApriI 27. 6:45 a. m. Tower Health Exercises, 11:15 a. m. Radio Household Institute 6:30 p. m White House Dinner Music. 9:00 p. m. Nat. Orch. with Damroch. 10:00 p. m. Lucky Strike Dance OreiL N. B. C. BLUE NETWORK 3:30 p. m. RCA Demonstration Hour. 6:30 p. tn. Gold Spot Orchestra. 8:00 p. m. Pure Oil Band. 8.30 p. m. The Interwoven Pair. 9:00 p. m. Packard Electric. 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Splendid Bell Tower Adorns Florida City The bell tower recently erected, known as the “Singing Tower.” is at Mountain Lake, Fla. It is in the center of the Mountain Lake Club grounds, in the heart of the city. Each day at sunset the carillon in the tower gives a recital and also on Sunday noon. The tower rises 205 feet, the pink of Georgia marble and the tan of Florida coquina stone giving it color. It is the design of > Milton B. Medary. Philadelphia architect. The Singing tower has a base 50 feet wide. It is 40 feet wide at the top. The sculpture is the work of Lee Lawrie. Around the base of the tower are carved bands showing the flora and bird life of Florida. From a height of 160 feet to the top the entire tower is of pink marble, all sculptured. The eight great bell windows are decorated in the most gorgeously colored faience. To add a further Old world flavor, an old-fashioned English water moat 15 feet wide surrounds the tower. The tower door is more than 12 feet high and of solid golden bronze. Town Made Invisible While flying over the town of Bobblington, near Stuttgart. Germany, an aviator was surprised to see the houses and factories <lisappear before his eyes. It was during a test being made by German air ministry officials and a party of engineers of the new gas invented by Doctor Reddeman. the German gas expert, which enables a city to protect itself against air attacks by rendering it invisible. Ten vessels, containing a secret chemical solution, had been placed about the buildings, and by pressing an electric button Doctor Reddeman ignited the chemical, and clouds of smoke 3(K) feet high covered an area of 500 square yards. At Cuxhaven a large plant is being constructed to store the chemical to be used in veiling the city in case of . war. Always look at your joys with a microscope and your sorrows with the wrong end of an opera glass. Even on a pinch some people arenever up to snuff.

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