The Syracuse Journal, Volume 20, Number 34, Syracuse, Kosciusko County, 20 December 1928 — Page 3

>1 z x MY FAVORITE ,R 7 STORIES COBB ' — y——/ 'HhiHiminiiHiiiniiniiHiniiHiiHiiiniH 1 Stylish Language, Indeed! PERSONALLY J can vouch for the ■ authenticity of this one. It happened In the town where 1 was born and reared. For years, a certain worthy and highly intelligent old colored woman did our family washing. She almost wus a member of the household. One Saturday night after she had fetched the week’s laundry she sat In the kitchen of our home favoring her feet before she started on her return trip t<. her own house a mile and a half away. My mother came to the kitchen door to chat with her a little while. From remarks which the old woman let fall, iiiy mother gathered' that Aunt Milly, although very devout, did not seem to care deeply tor the present pastor of her church. “Mis’ Manie,” said Aunt Milly, “I’m goin’ to tell you how 1 put that there higgdty preachin man in his place. Yere yistiddy evenin’ jest fo’ suppertime, I wuz settin on my front po’ch w’en the Rev'n Rogers come along by. He sees me settin’ there an’ he stops in’ fumbles with the gate latch an’ he sez to me he sez. ‘Sist’ Carter, I A’ouhf have speech with thee’ —just ak \h«t.” “Now. Mis Manie. I ain't aimin’ to let ao nigger whatsoever, even if he is a aiin’ster of the gospel, use mo stylish anguage ’en whut 1 kin. sez right lack to him. I sez Rev’n) draw nigh in’ yo’ shall he heard!”’ “So he undo'd the gate an come on up the walk to my do’step. But no •sooner do he start in to speak ’en I know whut lis lie’s tixin to say. He livin’ to ax m.v sympathy on ’count of that tore-down limb of a unmarried daughter of his’n havin’ got herself mixed up in a scandalizin’ an’ bein’ tawked about all over the neighborhood So, jest soon ez I sees whut he’s driviii’ at, 1 tho’ws up nly right hand like this, an' 1 sez, to him, 1 sez: •’’Rev n. I sez, 'Hold! Yere last fall' I sez. ‘we’n my hushiind Isaigh Carter, at the age of seventy-fo’, w'en he should a' knowed better,! wuz mekkin ‘ hisse'f kind ot proifnisc’us by bangin’ round two of rhe llady members of the congregation, pn' I went to you, 1 sez, 'an' axed jfou, as the pastor, to ’monstrate wid him, whut did you do? .Jest because he'd done give you five dollars fur the new organ fund, „vou tole me to sliet up my black mouth an; go home an’ ’tend to my own hizness. “ *Rev!n,’ I sez.' ‘ez ye sows, so shall ye reaps! Rev’n, pass on!”’ • * * A Mystery to the Rich Man A FEW years ago a gentleman who had acquired a million or so in other lines of endeavor took a part if Ids fortune and with It built a theater on Broadway. The theater was pretty far uptown, as New York then measured uptown, and at the outset business was not what the new Owner expected. At the end of the second week as proprietor-manager he was standing,at the door one afternoon Just before the Saturday matinee performance began. talking to the late Paul West. Along came a leading dramatic critic and he stopped for a minute's chat with lhe other two. “Say. Harry.” asked the owner, “what's the reason that I ain’t making no money outer this here proposition? Here 1 go and put up a nice clean house and book a good show and yet the crowd ain’t coming!” “Well,” diagnosed the critic. “I’ll felt you. Jake; this is a new place and you mustn't be in too big a hurry. Itemember how long it took some of these other houses to get established. You'll have to build up your own clientele.’’ He passed on and West went inside to see the show. When he came out at the end of the first act the millionaire was waiting for hiin and drew him aside. “Paul.” he deuujnlTed, "what was the name of that- there thing Harry told me I'd have to build up here?” “A clientele.” said West. “Sure, I thought I had it right,” said (lie owner; "and now what J winner know is why them guys down at rhe building department gave me the laugh a while ago when I called ’em up and asked for a permit to build x one.” i©. bv the McNaught Syndicate. ine.t Know No Sea Serpents The existence of sea serpents is unconfirmed by 'official records of the Coast and Geodetic survey, covering the 113 years of its existence, accord ing to information given in a letter which ha: been sent by the survey in response to an inquiry for photographs of sea serpents Worth Remembering “He who’ is proud ot his ancestors.’ said’ Hi Ho. the sage of Chinatown, “is under obligation to assume that they are still watchful and expeeta it to be proud of him.”—Washington Star. Fish Can Be “Drowned” The bureau ot fisheries says that fish can be asphyxiated, particularly If the water contains chemicals or is heavily polluted, which would cause a lack of oxygin sufficient to make the fish suffocate. t Major Planets Including the’earth, there are eight major planets revolving around the sun. • They are Mercury, Venus, Earthj Mars. Jupiter. Saturn, Uran ts and Neptune. The moon is not a planet. It Is a satellite of the earth. Uncle Eben “De man wit a voice so big dat he drowns but de harmony,” said Uncle Eben. “thinks de discord makes him de leader of de choir.”—Washington Star.

Finest Gothic Structure in A This Is the chapel of the University of Chicago, just dedicated. It was designed by the late Bertram Goodhue and is said to be the finest example of Gothic architecture in America. y The chapel was the gift of John D * Rockefeller. L ————————l B - u I ■* ■ - '-el W Il HI '* 'I ~f■ wit ll:‘ >H|l. f. ■-r r# f 1 1 i■ 1 I ll'.X Plymouth Given Rank of “City” <fc —

w English Port Famous as Base for British Empire Building. ' Washington. — Plymouth, England, long one of the most important English ports, and a community of 2(H>dKX) inhabitants, has just been given the rank of “city.” The designation was made officially by tbe king of England. The “new city” is the subject of a bulletin from the Washington''(D. ('.) headquarters of the National Geographic society. “Plymoutii is a familiar name to most American ears.” says the bulletin. “largely because of its American namesakes. There are more than a score of post offices bearing the name in Hie United States in addition to the two that are most famous: one the Massachusetts landing [three of the Pilgrim Fathers, and the other a tiny mountain village in Vermont where a President was sworn in by lamplight in a humble farmhouse. The Hoe Overlooks the Barbican. “But ft a traveler from the United States fancies that he will be entirely on familiar ground when he visits the original Plymouth, the strange names he encounters will soon disillusion him. He may land at the Barbican, which is a famous old quay. Above him rises the Hoe —not an enshrined garden implement, but a height of land with a park on it. To his right stretches the Cat water, though he would be inclined to insist that it is merely the mouth of the River Plym. Farther to the left lies the Hamoaze, a part of the estuary of the River Tamar. And behind rhe city rise the Mannamead hills. “Plymouth lies midway along the south" shore bf Hie great peninsula of southwest England whose point is the well-known Lands End. It is surrounded by ports that once flourished: but of these Plymouth has had con tinning prosperity ami steady growth It owes its im|M>rtance to several geo graphic factors. In the flrst place. Plymouth sound, especially since the construction of the huge breakwater in 1841, furnishes excellent anchorage. Froin it numerous inlets extend into the land, affording further 7 protection and quay space. Plymouth has been fortunate, too. in being the western most of the large channel ports Its ships bound southward ami eastward could drop straight south without a detour to round Brittany, the ’spout’ of the French ‘teapot.’ It was equally well placed for voyages to America. “As a result, by the end of the Fourteenth century. Plymouth ranked fourth in population among English towns, being succeeded only by London. Bristol and York. And in Elizabethan times it became the foremost l>ort of all England. Tire delay in raising Plymouth to the city status is emphasized by the fact that it was tlie flrst English town to receive a parliamentary charter. This was nearly five hundred years ago. “l‘ly mouth, more than any other English city, may be considered the home base of operations for the building of tlie British empire, in the period of colonization, and in tlie period in which the British navy was fighting its wafc to supremacy, expedition |

SMUGGLERS IN FAST MOTOR BOATS WORRYING BRITONS —

— ■■■■■■■■■ < Large Incomes Are Being Made by Participants in the. Illegal Traffic. London.—An intensive campaign has been started by the police and customs authorities against smugglers who are operating In fast motor boats from the continent. Smuggling between Flushing and the mouth of the Thames has reached such proportions that large incomes are being made by a number of people. The new campaign, had a sequel at Stratford police court, where the youthful cook of a motor barge which had tied up at a Jetty in the Thames, backing on the lonely Dagenham marshes, was heavily fined for endeavoring to land a parcel of tobacco and a quantity of rum. “We have known for a long, time of this business,” said a customs of-

after expedition sailed from Plymouth or can.ie triumphantly into its harbor, while the populace stood on the Hoe giving a noisy farewell or an enthusiastic welcome. Plymouth’s greatest day was when pews came that tlie Spanish Armada was in sight, and Hie fleet ot Drake and Hawkins weighed anchors and sailed out of the sound to start the destruction that storms completed. The Armada memorial on the Hoe commemorates this great event. Stone Marks Mayflower Sailing. “There is another monument that is more interesting to Americans: a stone set in the Barbican marking the spot from which tlie Mayflower sailed in 162 U to plant tbe seeds of New England. in the Guild hall is a stainedglass window also commemorating the sailing of the Pilgrim Fathers. “In the Fourteenth century Plymouth was the favorite port of numerous freebooters who harried the French coast and ’rench shipping. Later much of the wealth that came to the city had its origin in activities against treasure ships on the Spanish Main. “Still later came the more constructive period of colonization and trade. Ships sailed from Plymouth to plant colonies in the New world, and to lay claims to areas in India, the South seas and Africa, which have since become important parts of the far-flung British empire. “Little of the Plymouth of tlie Elizabethan heyday remains. Tlie homes of numerous old sea captains as well as dwellings where Drake, Hawkins, Frobisher. Raleigh, Howard, and Gilbert sojourned, have given way to modern buildings. St. Andrews church, part of it dating from the Fourteenth century, is probably the oldest structure. It is one of the largFirst hoover medal |V y Lou Hr. nr YU ;! . J 1 ! f Hoove r p 1 ' r w ,N : T I . (x'WfWCRiVJIU I I ’ll 1 L Lt EC i'i-ON 1 L 7 .a J Hk "’•>< ’v’ .v)-. v x The flrst commemorative of tlie Presidential election which was struck in" silver for Mr. and Mrs Herbert Hoover and sent to them by air mail from New York.

w 1 - . Helal. “We have known, too. that recently It has grown enormously, hut the detection and conviction of the offenders is a difficult matter. It has all arisen through the tremendous developments which have taken place in motor barge traffic between this country and the continent since the war. “Little wharves up and down the Thames which were formerly derelict, or. at the best, devoted to landing goods by Thanjes barges only, have taken up a new lease of life. “In these lonely marshes along the rivers and In the dockside areas there are plenty of small licensed houses where rum and tobacco can be ‘planted.’ “The chief offenders are believed to be Dutchmen. Any day now you may see two or three motor barges from Holland anchored off Southend. They come, perhaps, on the night

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America Al 'llw film A Mrt I Mil 8 IJRw frl piMl F.yill ■ 11, 1 'M'IWIW h *r x tr ® : ..'II I ; Fa y uwl. ,w ■ * t* * X I I Historic Lost g in Civil War Found g g Mexico, Mo.— Missing since § X 1864. when the remnants of the g 5 regiment surrendered at Fort g § Blakely, the historic flag of the § g Second Missouri I'onfederate g 3 infantry has been found at the 3 § home of Joseph E. Gates at St. S 3 Joseph. Mo. S Gen. F. M. Cockrell, who x 8 commanded the reorganization 8 g brigade in the later years of X 8 the war. instituted the search. 8 5 He said he had not seen it X 8 since it was taken from its 8 £ staff at the time of the sur- X 8 render. 3 The flag was made by worn- X 8 en ot Audrain county. Mis- 8 X souri. during the early months ot § 8 the contlict and figured in 87 g (engagements during the four 8 years ot the war. Tlie flag is of satin, five by 8 three feet, with eleven stripes £ of red. white and blue, the coat 8 , ot arms of Missouri and eleven £ silver bars in a field of blue 8 in the upper flagstaff corner. X est parish churches in England. In It prayed Sir John Hawkins prior to his slaving expeditions to the Guinea coast His injunctions to his men showed his religious training as well as a practical turn of mind; ’Serve God daily, love one another, preserve your victuals, beware of tire, and keepe good companie.’ “The harbor of Flymouth always presents a busy and cosmopolitan aspect. Behind the breakwater one sees ships from the ends of the earth, fishing boats, tm-pedo boats, tugs, ocean liners, and now and then a huge battleship. In the Sound lies Drake's island, on which, in the less tolerant days that sent the Pilgrims to America, Baptist ministers were imprisoned. “A famous voyage from west to east connected America and Plymouth a few years ago as the Mayflower connected them in the reverse direction three centuries before. The NC-4. first airplane to fly across the Atlantic. taxied up to the Barbican in June. I!H9, after flying north from Portugal.” Metallurgist Predicts Use of Aluminum Garb Berlin.—The day is not far distant when people will wear clothing made of aluminum, says Dr. James Rubinfeld, metallurgist expert. He points out that thin aluminum already is used successfully for the interior decoration of airplanes, for the outside covering of shoes and on fancy pocketbooks and ladies’ vanity bags. » From this Doctor Rubinfeld argues, it is but a step toward the use of aluminum as a substitute for cloth. “Already.” he says, “Germany exports to Italy ijluminum brocades for use in the manufacture of ladies’ garments. woven of tine aluminum threads. There Is little danger that these materials will tear or crumple.” he says, “because the sensitive metal has been neutralized and made capable of stretching through layers of cellulose superimpressed upon it.” Husband Silent for Two Years ■ London—Barnett Silver, has not spoken to his wife for was held in court to have deseed her. though living in the same house.

tide, and anchor purposely close in shore. “There is nothing to prevent any ( member of the crew sculling, or even , wading ashore across the mud tO a convenient place where he may land ‘ his goods before the revenue author!- ] ties can get at him. “An extraordinarily effective organization sprang up In London during and immediately after the war . for the distribution of the forbidden drugs, but control has now been ob- . tained of that traffic, and the smugglers are confining themselves more to the introduction In tills country of Illicit spirits, tobacco and silks.” i Old Meteorite Found I Tucson, Aria. — Iron-like lumps * found while excavating Elden Ruin, ' five miles east of Flagstaff, are de- ( dared by E. S. Uelneman, geologist ( of the Arizona bureau of mines, to be * fragments of a meterorite which may have fallen a thousand years ago. Dean t'ummings of the State university believes Indians probably saw It t fall and took it to their pueblo to worship «

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Roots of Spruce Tree Valuable to Campers Not many modern campers have to know very much tine woodcraft, as tlie Indian did. Only under tlie most unusual circumstances fnust they kn< w how to make tires without matches, fashion dishes out of birchbark. But there is one little wrinkle that comes in handy. Things are forever needing mending, .and tiie greatest lack is for rope, twine, or something similar. /Therefore it is well to keep in mind\liat the roots of the spruce tree excellent substitute. The spruce has long roots with very little taper. These can easily be salvaged from dead and fallen trees. The,outer bark of the roots can be easily removed, and the inner root is glossy and smooth. For most purposes they can be used as they are. but if intricate binding or tying is necessary, they may be soaked in boiling water for a few moments, when they become as pliable as rope. Turn From War to Peace Heligoland, the high, rocky North sea island that was the Gibraltar of pre-war Germany, once counted nothing but new guns or submarine mines as valuable additions to its equipment. Now it boasts of a new aquarium where German naturalists and their guests may observe the ways of North sea fish and watch the technique of diving seals and sea birds. One ot the special features of the new building is an arena tank large enough to accommodate a large number of mackerel or other smarming fish and permit observations of their behavior when swimming as a school. One home economics expert says that insistence on proper food for children lias resulted in many parents eating more sensibly.

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