The Syracuse Journal, Volume 20, Number 32, Syracuse, Kosciusko County, 8 December 1927 — Page 3

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National Grades Eggs and Poultry

Standardized Products of Known Quality Are Market Essential. • (Prepared by the United State* Department of Agriculture.) A national poultry and egg stand ardlziition program Involving the use of national grades In the purchase of eggs and poultry, the marketing of these products on the basis pF such gfodes, and the ultimate sale of the products by retailers on the basis pf established retail grades, was outlined by Roy C. Potts, chief marketing specialist, bureau of agricultural economics. United States Department of Agriculture. addressing the National Poultry. Rutter anti Egg association at Louisville, Ky. j “Standardized, graded poultry products of known quality are essential for efficient marketing.” Mr Potts de dared. "National programs for economic production or for efficient mar keting, to be of greatest value to the poultry Industry, must lie nation-wide In scope and provide a co-ordinated program for Industry Improvement. This Improvement. If It to to be of greatest benefit, should extend from the producer to the consumer. It should serve to stimulate an Increased demand for a more uniformly graded higher quality product It should carry the benefits which accrue to the consumer and for which he pays back to the producer, there to serve as an Incentive to produce a better or high- ; er quality product. Both Side* Benefit “The agencies between the producer and consumer also should be bene- ' filed because a healthier, more stable, more orderly situation would result, j The risks and losses of the middle man would he minimized and thereby better results could be obtained by them. Such a national program of poultry and egg standardization In Its ultimate or complete stage of development would require: “I. The use of national grades as a haste for the purchase pf eggs and poultry from the producer and the payment of prices with a proper price differential between the different grades. "2. The marketing of eggs and poultry through the various wholesale channels of trade on the basis of established national grades. '•8. The ultimate sale ot eggs and poultry to retailers and by retailers to consumers on the basis of established retail grades,” Law* Regulating Sale*. Mr, Potts pointed out that Callfornla and New York already have passed legislation which makes mandatory the retailing of eggs tn accordance with established retail grades. Similar legislation Is expected In other states, such legislation possibly extending to wholesale transactions and even to buying from producers at country points. •'The practical question for the poultry Industry to consider,’* he declared, “|» how can the various branches of the Industry help In shaping the program and in making it of greatest Iteneflt to the Industry. For a number of years this association has from one

“DOCKAGE” AT MARKET HAS A LARGE FOOD VALUE AT HOME

Increased Quantity of Weed Seeds Found in Wheat (Prepared b» the United State* Department <>( A*r»cutt«re ) The Quantity of weed seeds In spring wheat shipped to market has been Increasing so rapidly the last few years that the United States Department of Agriculture I* trying to Indnee wheat growers to eliminate the losses that result. In the of flax the proportion of weed seeds, or “dockage." to even larger. The primary and principal loaa la. of course, tn the fields where weeds cause a loss of wheat due to crowding and to the plant food and moisture the weeds take In competition wRh the crop. But the losses do ndt stop with the growing crop. It cost* as much or more to harvest and thresh weeds as grain. The common practice is to send the weeds to market with the wheat. Hauling It to market to expensive and directly or Indirectly the fanners also pay the freight on weeds as well as wheat. At the terminal hiarket the wheat Is likely to be graded lower If It Is full of weed need, and In any event the dockage is deducted before the wheat to pah! for. The seller Is paid only for the wheat. Dockage Is not suitable for milling, but It does make a very fair feed for animals. The value of “screenings," Excessive Fattening Is Not Essential for Test Cows that are to be started on test during the winter should be dried off soon enough as to give them about eight weeks of rest Cows that are just finishing year records should have the full-time rest; cows that are in fair to good condition may not need ti»e full eight weeks to get them to proper condition. Cows to be put on short-titne testa should he fat at calving time. Excessive fattening to not so essential when cows are to be carried through for the longer testing periods. Tractor Helps Horses The Society for the Prevention of Cruelty of Animals tn Naples. Italy, has purchased and placed tn operation an American-made tractor to help draft horses in hauling loads up steep streets. The American tractor, according to a report to the Department of C<wnmerce. is serving a humanitarian pur pose and has created a ‘avorable fra ymafen on pubUe opinion.

angle or another been considering the question. The mercantile and produce exchanges have been considering It It seems that the time is ripe sos some definite concerted action by the Industry.” Morgan Mare Owned by Government Wins Race Covering 80 miles of mountainous roads in the remarkable time of 8 hours and minutes, the registered Morgan mare. Jana, won first place among eight contestants tn the endurance ride held this year at Brandon. Vt. Jana is a five-year-old chestnut mare owned by the United States Morgan horse farm. Middlebury, Vt.. having been previously used in farm work and trained only a short time for this ride. She was ridden by one of the boys on the farm and finished In excellent condition. The distance was covered In two consecutive days. 40 miles out one day and the same distance back on the next This contest was held In place of the 300-mlJe endurance ride which had been an annual horse event of prominence held at Brandon. Vt. Owing to the death of Chauncey C Stillman the principal sponsor of the event, no funds were available for the extensive five-day contest of 300 miles. New England horse enthusiasts were not t* be denied the tbrlll of an endurance contest, however, and locally sponsored the shorter ride for this vear. The 80-mlle ride, over rough and mountainous roads was considered a worth-while event to test the speed and endurance of weight-carrying saddle horses, and the time made constitutes a record for an event of this kind. Dogs Are Valuable in Ridding Farm of Pests Dogs of the right sort and plenty of help are the most valuable aids tn getting rid of the rodents. Exhaust from automobiles driven into the holes and runs frequented by the rats and mice will also drive many from cover so that they can be killed. Calcium cyanide, placed in the burrows in small quantities, is also a good remedy to use where It Is impracticable to dig the burrows open or drive the rodents out. Care should be taken In using calcium cyanide, however, to place it far enough down in the burrows to prevent any domestic animals from reaching it before It has all disappeared. Plan to Eliminate Smut Entirely From Fields It to possible to eliminate stinking smut entirely from wheat fields by observing the following recommendations: (1) Treat all wheat from infected fields with copper carbonate. (2) Be ciyeful about purchasing seed from unreliable sources. The safest policy Is to treat all seed when there is any doubt about stinking smut being present. (3) Badly Infected fields where winter wheat is grown should be planted to corn or oats for a year.

as the dockage is called when It is sold, compares favorably with oats. Agricultural advisers suggest that ft would be profitable either to clean the wheat on the farm or at the country elevator, in this way retaining the feed value of the screenings. B<ed wheat. In particular, should be cleaned carefully so that weed seeds will not be planted with the wheat. The annual farm feed value of the dockage produced In North Dakota alone to eetlmated at more than $5.0U0.00a £ Agricultural Hints | Lime and legumes are friends. • • • The lime content of the roll to most Important in growing alfalfa. • • • Every silo user, every agricultural college, every experiment station, advisee the use of the sila * * • ’) One of the greatest advantages of rfall preparation of ground is that seeding can go on seasonably earty in the spring. • • • Pop com that has become too dry can be aided somewhat by putting a few drops of water on ft before putting Into the popper. • • • Considerable trouble can be avoided by proper insulation of tfre pumphouse so that the water system will not be In any danger of freezing up during the winter. • • • Workers at the agricultural colleges and experiment stations are chiefly responsible for the fact that farming today is not back where It was a hundred years ago. | • • • If you have not already limed, right now to cbe best time for you to do IL As a matter of fact, ft to a good idea to lime the land just as soon as you are through plowing. • • • Salting soft corn is a practice that has been followed for many years In Germany and Sweden. It to a prac tice. also, that has been followed with good results In several sections of the cornbelL • • •.; If your mow to full of good quality hay of good leaf and cgkr. well cured and palatable, it means that the biggest single protective source of natural food supply to on band for tte herd this winter.

THE SVRACVSH JOf’RNAi

THEIR FOUR-ROOM BUNGALOW

ft,., , , , i l ., u, "/,'ssj b» D. J. Wklsto) SUE BREEN sought an empty bench and sat down upon It Though winds which still held the tang of winter counteracted the effects of a brilliant midafternoon sun, the small park was full of people —children In gocarts and perambulators, old. wdary and ailing folks who needed an airing, a group of women discussing something with great enthusiasm. Sue glanced at them all indifferently, impressed by the fact that as usual she recognized nobody, then turning her back she stared into a larch tree near her. The torch tree made her think of home. There bad been one at the southeast corner of the old gray house.. Her father bad planted it. At night' she could hear it talking outside her window. It had seemed to telt her wonderful secrets of life and happiness. Then suddenly her father died, the old gray bouse was sold to pay the debts and she and her mother came to the city, where there was a promise of work for both of them. And now her mother was gone and site was alone. Worse than that, she had lost her job. It wasn't much of a Job. but such as it was It sufficed to feed and shelter and clothe her and allow her to lay aside a bit for emergency’s sake. She didn’t know where to look for another such job. And so as she stared at the friendly larch tree she cried softly, wiping the tears off her cheeks with furtive dabs of her handkerchief. She couldn’t have done that, of course, if she had used either powder or rouge. As a matter of faet she left her complexion alone. It was fine, clear, pale, but suited to her gray eyes with their long black lashes and arrowy black brows to her smooth brown hair. Her clothes were Just what you would expect a girl of her kind to wear—a plain, dark coat and hat chosen for serviceability and warmth and sensible, low-heeled shoes, sturdy protection from damp sidewalks. Something passed under the larcb tree, whirled along by a chill gust, and landed In her lap. A piece of paper—with marks upon IL She looked down at It. arresting Its course by laying her hand upon IL And suddenly she felt a thrill of interest It was only the back of an old envelope, but it bore a small, well-conceived plan for a bungalow. A four-room bungalow with everything carefully designated save the place for the kitchen sink. Rut almost anybody except a woman would have left that out. Sue, brooding" over the plan, visualized the bungalow complete, with rose vines on the tiny porch a larch tree maybe to swing over IL A fourroom bungalow! It was what she and her mother had always talked of having when their ship came In. Alas, the ship has gone the way of sc many other hopes and dreams. “1 beg your pardon!” Sue Hooked up. startled. A young man stood before her; he was dark, grave, earnest She. who had worked In a place where there were many men as well as women, knew something about faces. She recognized instantly that this man’s face was out of the ordinary In quality of expression. “1 beg your pardon." he said again, “but I see the wind brought you a bit of paper that belongs to me—” Sue held out the paper. On the other side of the envelope was written a name tn a woman's dear hand. “Mr. Rupert Holley,” with the address. Rupert Holley! Why. he was the man Louise Wright was always talking about—her brother's friend. There couldn’t be two Rupert Holleys. “It’s all right,” she said, “except for one thing." «, “What is that** He was Interested. “The kitchen sink. You haven't allowed for it. And it ought to go under the window somewhere. A woman naturally would want light when she washes dishes or cleans vegetables." "I see. Would you mind showing me—" He sat down beside her with her per mission and they settled the matter of the kitchen sink. It was now time for Sue to go home. She arose. He walked with her as far as the entrance. There they parted. She never expected to see him again. But she thought of him. He had made a strong Impression it was odd. She did not care for men, was a bit afraid of them, tn fact, but he seemed so candid and decent, so trustworthy. Site wished she dared ask Louise Wright about him. but upon the one occasion when Louise came to see her his name was not mentioned between them. She, however, had reasoned It all out. The bungalow was for the woman who had written his name on that envelope—a

Shun Women to Insure Good Catch of Seals

For five months of the year the entire male membership, from the weaned Infants to the oldest patriarch, of the Eskimo tribe inhabiting Nunivak Island off the coast of Alaska, keep bachelor quarters in Isolation lodge, during this period. The women cook for them, bringing the food to the lodge, where it is eaten. According to Henry B. Collins, Jr., Smithsonian ethnologist who has returned from an expedition to Alaska, this separation of the sexes to considered by the Eskimo to be necessary to Insure a good catch of reals. The Nunivak islanders, numbering 170 reuls in all, reprerent one of the most conservative Eskimo groups left. This is due to their Isolation Though their island measures 70 by 40 miles, ft to so barren as to have little attraction for white men. The bureau of education maintains a teacher and bls wife On the island, but previous to the arrival of the Smithsonian expedition. they had bad no vi-ii from a boa? In ?wn rears. T’ other

woman’s envelope, a woman's bandwriting. “But he would never have known about the kitchen sink but for me. M she thought with a sigh. Two weeks later Sue found another Job. It wasn't quite so much of a Job as the first, but it would do. Only she would have to change her room in order to be nearer. She hunted her new room painstakingly. It was small, but newly furnished, with a good window and she could get breakfast and dinner, all very reasonable. Besides, she saw that she was going to like Mrs. Moran, her new landlady. And her Job wasn't so bad. She got the bang of It immediately; There really seemed some reason for her being joyful and that first evening she walked into Sirs. Moran’s dining room she had a smile to go with her apology for being iate. They were all ai the table—eight men and women—and as Mrs. Moran introduced the newcomer Sue found herself looking into the eyes of Rupert Holley. More than that her seat at table was beside him. “How does this happen F he asked her lu a low tone as he passed ber the celery. “Is it coincidence or just —fate?” “Neither." Sue laughed. She was just as happy as that, “it’s plain oldfashioned happenstance." “I’ve been looking for you everywhere,” l»e said. “At last 1 asked Miss Wright—and she told me about you, and where to find you. I weut over there this afternoon, but you were gone. You see. I won a prize with my bungalow design and half of It belongs to you.” “Why, what are you talking aboutF Sue demanded Ln astonishment. •I'm saying that half the prize money belongs to you, for without your help about the kitchen sink I would never have won IL It’s SIUO. you know. 1 had a notion to be an architect before 1 went into business, but of course, 1 never had any real training." So the bungalow wasn’t then for any specific person! Well, she was glad of that. But it was absurd to think she would take half of the prize money. And so she insisted during many succeeding interviews. Meanwhile she learned all about him, where he worked, who his people were, some of the things that had happened in his life—intimate details that marked the progress of their friendship. For they were becoming friends. Sue realized that with increasing Joyfulness. Then one night as they were coming home from the “movies” together, both thoughtful after the tender domestic drama they had witnessed, Rupert suddenly said: “Sue, 1 have received a small legacy from an old uncle out In Wyoming whom 1 was named after, it would build a bungalow—a four-room bungalow like my prize design. Is—is you wouldn’t share the prize, will you share the bungalow?” Sue looked up into the kind face bent over her. “And—and can we have a larch tree by the front door?" she asked. “Two larch trees, dear, and rose vines and at the back a small garden, where 1 shall raise vegetables which you will prepare at the kitchen sink.’’ Rupert’s voice shook with tenderness. “All right, then,” Sue answered. And she clasped both hands about the arm that was to protect her for many years to come. Americans Pay Tribute George Eliot’s grave is visited by many American travelers in England. The novelist, who died in 1890. is buried in Highgate cemetery, a fact unknown to most of her own country people. Her grave was overgrown with weeds and left untended for years until recently two women from Baltimore paid to have it resoiled and planted with flowers. Americans, in fact, are the principal pilgrims to honor the great novelist. Many of them pluck a flower or leaf and carry it in their guidebooks as a souvenir of their viriL Willow Has Spread Far The first weeping willow In England was planted by the pope (1688-1744). He received a present of figs from Turkey and observing a twig in a basket ready to bud, planted it in his garden. Soon it became a tine tree. All the weeping willows there and in America originated from this stock. Papyrus Preserved An inscribed Egyptian leather roll, found with the Rhind mathematical papyrus, had been received tn so brit-1 tie a condition that it conld not be unrolled or read. By a new process Just devised, the roll was softened and unrolled. Imparting Information Bartlett bad beard his parents spell most of their conversations, so upon learning his first few words he greeted his father that evening with: “Daddy, we’re going to R. A. T. (picture show)."

representative of the outside world is an Eskimo trader at another village 30 miles away. The lives of the islanders revolve around the real, on which they are largely dependent for food, clothing and light. In consequence, the real is looked upon with the profoundest respect The five months of isolation from women is concluded with a feast at which the bladders of all seals caught during the year are thrown back Into the sea to propitiate the seal tribe. Numberless taboos regulate the hunting, skinning and general handling of the animal. So little is known of Nunivak island, says Mr. Collins, that its shores are not even charted. Warning Never be an unexpected guest to be taken home to dinner by the husband if you can help it Every wife likes at leas? -n ‘mur’s warntr

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Planes Make Desert Trip Simple Matter What could Aladdin’s carpet do tha’ was more wonderful than rise from the desert sands like the circling genii from the bottle and whisk toward the glowing east, while the pilgrims of ; laden caravans rubbed their eyes at the apparition and wondered if a mirage had taken wings? Here is the fairy tale come true at last. Vanished is the land trail marked by bleached bones where men strove and agonised in the red dust and the fiot breath of the derert. in the hope of the water hole and the date palms somewhere beyond the forever receding rim of the pitiless inverted sky-bowl imprisoning the heat of a fiery furnace. The fly - ing men have come to find what height they like upon the airways, and favoring winds or cooler temperatures. In hours they equal the weary marches •»f many days of yore—and one pilot in a plane achieves what a king's sumless treasury and numberless army in the time of Darius could not do.— Philadelphia Ledger. Just say to your grocer Russ Bleaching Blue when buying bluing. You witl be more than repaid by the results. t Once tried always used.—Adv. I . ■ Measuring a Man's Blood Recent tests have shown that when a man gives a quart of blood for a transfusion he parts wlt> more than a fourth of his entire life stream. The average healthy man possesses an amount of blood that is 4.9 per cent, or about one-twentieth of his total weight; thus. If you weigh 169 pounds, you have about eight pounds of blood —a little less than four quarts. The quantity o* blood was determined by Injecting dye into each subject’s circulation. Three minutes later samples of the blood were taken. The extent to which the dye had been diluted showed the amount of blood possessed. > California SUNSHINE RAISINS. The best grown, wonderful body builders, at all grocers.—Adv. In England a stiff penalty awaits the lourtet or other untidy creature who drops peanut (or chew-chew) shells on the footways.

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