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W. H. Steam Gains 15 lbs. Appetite Keen As Razor Respected Indianapolis carpenter suffered agony for six yean. Could not eat or sleep. Weak, womout and dis* couraged. Now, at 67, enjoys good health, exudes good cheer, enthusiasm and energy. Gives full credit to lanlac

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Nervous “What’s the matter. Gap?” asked an acquaintance. “What makes you iso nervous?" » ' '. “Weil, I’ll tell you." replied Gap .hdmson of Rumpus Ridge. “My wife's brother, from over Ip Seven Devils Holler, who weighs mighty nigh 300 pounds, is visiting us. He has been stifling a sneeze for about three days, aud it makes me kinda unsettled, as It were.”—Kansas City Star. Poverty is a ereat incentive; but riches can he. too.

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BAWNFM! UheVAr at Cloje Described In a Jeries Dy an Officer of lhe Marines — Capl. JohnW /iilu.eb'abed by He Auihor from •. Made on the flatHef reldy *’’ Wt, MMri/Jama

STORY FROM THE START The author describee how the First battalion of the Fifth marines are quartered near Marigmy during the first part of June. 1918. when they sent up north to relieve the First division, bearing the brunt of the German offensive. i 1 ■ ’ ' — CHAPTER I—Continued —2— The division set out In camions; In the neighborhood of Meaux they were I turned around and sent out the ParlsI Metz road, along which the civilian population from the country between the Cl,emin des Dames and the Marne, together with the debris of a French army, was coming back. The civilians walked with their faces much on their shoulders, and there was horror in their eyes. The marines took notice of another aide of war. . . ; . . “Hani on poor folks, war Is.” “You said it?”— “Say—think about my folks, an’ your folks, out on the road like that! . . ” “Yeh. I’m thinkin’ about it. An’ when we meet that Boche. I’m gonua do somethinc i about It—Look—right iplcedookln’ girl, yonder!” There were French soldiers in the rout. too. Nearly all were wounded, or in the last stages of exhaustion. They did not appear to be first-line troops; they were old bearded fellows of forty and forty-five, terrltor- • ials; or mean, looking Al- | gerians. such troops as are put in to hold a quiet sector. Seven or eight I divisions of them had been in the line between Scissions and Rheims. which t was, until May 27. a quiet sector. On that day forty-odd divisions, a tidal wave-of fighting Hermans, with the greatest artillery concentration I the Hoche, ever effected. were flung up<m them, and they were swept away, as a levee goes before a fl«»oJ. They had fought: they had come back, fighting, thirty-five miles In ; three days; and the Boche. though slowed up. was still advancing. They were holding him along the Marne. : and at t’hateau-Thlerry a machinegun battalion of the American Third I division wag piling* up his dead in j heaps around the bridge-heads but to the northwest he was still coming. And to the northwest the Second Division was gathering. During the I second, third and fourth 'of June It 1 grouped itself, first the Fourth brigade of marines, with some guns, and ' then the regular infantrymen of the Ninth and Twenty-third. Already, around Hautevesnes. there had been a brush with advancing Germans, and the Germans were given a new experience: rifle-fire that begins to kill at yards; they found It very interesting. This was June 5; the battalion near Marigny. on the left <>* the Marine Brigade, had a feeling that they were going in tomorrow. . . The men tho ight lazily M events, and lounged In the wheat, and watched that clump of trees—and nt last an agonixed bellow came on the echo of a hursflng shell— “Well—she's stopped one ’ Thought she musta dug in— “Le’s go get it—” Presently there was lots of steak. ; and later a bitter lesson was repeated I —mustn’t build cooking-fires with , green wood, where the Boche can see . the smoke. But everybody lay down . on full lieilies. Before dark the last French werr falling back. Some time i during the night Brigade sent battle . orders to the First battalion o* th*> i Fifth marines, and at dawn they were in a w<»od near t’hampillon., Nearly i every man had steaks in his mess pan, and there was hope for cooking them j for breakfast. Instead. ... , The platoons came out of the w<x>ds as dawn was getting gray. The I’ght was strong, when they advanced into the open wheat, now al) starred with dewy poppies red as blood. To the \ east the sun appeared, immensely red and round, a handbreadth above the horizon; a German shell burst black ; across the face of It. Just to the left of the line. Men turned their heads I to see. and many there looked no more ui«on the sun forever. “Boys, ffs a fine, dear mornin'! Guess we can I chow after we get ‘ done molestin’ 1 these here Helnies. hey?"— One old ; non-com—was It Jerry Finnegan of the Forty-ninth?—had out a can of salmon, hoarded somehow against hard times. He haggled it open i with his bayonet, and went forward | so. eating chunks of goldfish from off that wicked knife. Two hours later Sergeant Jerry Finnegan lay dead across a Maxim gun with his bayonet in the body of the gunner. . . . It was a beautiful deployment, lines art dressed and guiding true. Such matters were of deep concern to this outfit. The day was without a cloud, promising heat later, but now it was pleasant in the wheat, and the woods around looked blue and cool. Across this wheatfleld there were more woods, and in the edge of these woods the old Boche., lots of him. infantry vnd machine-guns. Surely he had seen the platoons forming a few hundred yards away—it Is possible that he did not believe his eyes. He let them come close before he opened fire. The American fighting man has his failings. He is prone to many regrettable errors. But the sagacious enemy will never let him get close enough to see wlyam he is attacking. When he has seen the enemy, the American. regular will come on in. To stop him you" must kill him. And ehen he Is property trained and has

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somebody to say “Come on !” to him. he will stand as much killing as anybody on earth. The platoons, assailed now by a fury of small-arms fire, narrowed their eyes and inclined their bodies forward, like men in heavy rain, and went on. Second waves reinforced the first, fourth waves the third, as prescribed. Officers yelled “Battlesight ’ fire at will”—and the leaders, making out green-gray, clumsy uniforms and round pot-helmets in the gloom of the woods, took it up with Springfields, aimed shots. Automatic riflemen brought their chaut-chauts into action from the hip—a chautchaut is as accurate from the hip as it ever is—and wrangled furiously with their ammunition-carriers — “Dome on, kid —bag o’ clips!—” “Aw —I lent It to Ed to carry, last night —didn’t think—” “Yeh. and Ed lent it to a fence-post when he got tiredget me some off a casualty, before I—” A very respectable volume of fire came from the advancing platoons. There was yelling and swearing in the wheat, and the lines, much thinned, got into the woods. Some grenades went off; there was screaming and a tumult, and the “taka-taka-taka-taka" of the Maxim guns died down. “Hi! Sergeant!—hold on! Major said he wanted some prisoners—" “Well, sir, they looked like they was gonna start somethin’—” “All right! All right! but you catch some alive the next place, you, hear? —“Quickly, now—get some kind of a line—” “Can’t make four waves —” “Well, make two —an’ put the chaut-chauts in the second—no use genin’ 'em humped off before we can use 'em —’’ The attack went on. platoons much smaller, sergeants and corporals commanding many of them. A spray of fugitive Boche went before the attack, holding where the ground offered cover, working his light machine-guns with devilish skill, retiring, on the whole, commendably. He had not expected to fight a defensive tyattle here, and was not heavily intrenched, but the place was stiff with his troops, and be was in good quality, as marine casualty lists were presently to show. There was more wheat, and more woods, and obscure savage fighting among individuals in the brushy ravine. The attack, especially the infioard platoons of rhe Forty-ninth and Sixty-seventh companies, burst from the trees upon a gentle slope of wheat that mounted to a crest of orderly pines black against the sky. A threecornered coppice this side of the pines commanded the slope: now it blazed with machine-guns and rifles; the air was populous with wicked keening noises. Most of the front waves went down; all hands, very sensibly, flung themselves prone. “Can’t walk up. to these babies —“ “No—won’t be enough of us left to get on with the war—" “Pass the word; crawl forward. keepin’ touch with the man on your right! Fire where you can—" Sweating, hot. and angry with a bleak, cold anger. the marines worked forward. They were tl»ere. and the Germans were there. An officer, risking his head above the wheat, observed progress, and detached a corporal with his squad to get forward by the flank. “Get far enough past the flank gun. now. close as you can, and rush it —we’ll keep it busy.” . . . Nothing sounds as mad as rifle fire, staccato, furious— The corporal Judged that he was far enough, and

Jackson by No Means Lacking in Education

John Quincy Adams declined to attend the ceremonies at Harvard college In when the honorary degree of doctor of laws was conferred upon Andrew Jackson, then President of the United States. His reason, according to his diary, was that "as an affectionate child of our alma mater, I would not be present to witness her Ln conferring her highest literary honors upon a barbarian who could not write a sentence of grammar and hardly could spell his own name.” Adams’ estimate of Jackson has been challenged by Dr. Archibald Henderson. who tells in the Raleigh (N. C.) News and Observer, the result of his exhaustive researches regarding Jackson’s early life. He finds that Jackson, as a boy. received a better education than the average child of his station in life. Later he attended Waxhaw academy. He continued bia studies in that part of Carolina known then as New Acquisition. An account pf the life of Rev. Francis Cummins, once a teacher First “ElevatoP* Ideas The first parents of the today’s elevator came into being in Europe in the reign of Louis XIV. and began the revolt of weary legs against the age-long tyranny of dark, corkscrew stairs. The first in date. 1670. was the “curious Invention” by which an Italian duchess (of Turin) conveyed herself to her bath. Worked by a pulley and swing (counterweight), It was in. the form of a cage, and held one person standing up. who could ascend or descend at wilL It was covered with green velvet, and the ropes—for signaling “up” or “down”—-we-e of silk. A similar elevator was said to be Ln the Palais Mazarin In Peris

raised with a yell, his squad leapl-v with him. He was not past the flank; two guns swung that way, and cut the squad down like a grass-hook levels a clump of weeds. . , . They lay there for days, eight marines in a dozen yards, face down on their rifles. But they had done their job. The men In the wheat were close enough to use the split-second Interval in the firing. They got in, cursing and stabbing. Meanwhile, to the left a little group of men lay in the wheat under the very muzzle of a gun that dipped the stalks around their ears and rid* died their combat packs—firing high by a matter of inches and the mercy of God. A man can stand just so muchjof that. Life presently ceases to be desirable; the only desirable thing Is to kill that gunner, kill him with your hands! One of them, a corporal named Geer, said: “By Cod. let’s get him ’” And they got him. One fellow seized the spitting muzzle and up-ended it on the gunner; he lost a hand in the matter. Bayonets flashed in. and a rifle-butt rose and fell. The battle tore through the coppice. The machine-gunners were brave men. and many of the Prussian infantry were brave men. and they died. A few streamed back through the brush, and hunters and hunted burst tn a frantic medley on the open at the crest of the hill. Impartial ma-chine-guns, down the hill to the left, took toll of both. Presently the remnants of the assault companies were panting in the trees on the edge of the hill. It was the objective of the attack, but distance had ceased to have any meaning, time was not. and the country was full of square patches of woods. In the valley below were more Germans, and on the next hill. Most of the office'rs were down, and all hands went on. They went down the brushy slope, across a little run, across a road where two heavy Maxims were caught sitting, and mopped up and up the next long, smooth slope. Some marines branched off down that road and went into the town of Torcy. There was fighting tn Torcy. and a French avion reported Americans in It, but they never came out again ... a handful of impudent fellows against a battalion of Sturmtruppen. . . . Then the men who mounted the slope found themselves in a cleared area, full of* orderly French wood piles, and apparently there was a machine-gun in every woodpile. Jerry Finnegan died here, sprawled across one of them. Lieutenant Somers died here. Ona lieutenant found himself behind a woodpile, with a big auto-rifieman. Just across from them, very near, a machine-gun behind another woodpile was searching for them. The lieutenant, all his world narrowed to that little place, peered vainly for a loophole: the sticks were pumping and shaking as the Maxim flailed them; bullets rang under his helmet. “Here, Morgan.” he said. “I’ll poke my tin hat around this side, and you watch and see if you can get the chaut-chaut on them — ” He stuck the helmet on his bayonet, and thrust it out. Something struck it violently from the point, and the rifle made his fingers tingle. The chaut-chaut went off, once. In the same breath there was an odd noise above him. . . the machine-gun ... he looked up. Morgan's body was slumping down to its knees; it leaned forward against the wood, the chaitt-chaut. still grasped in a clenched hand, coming to the ground butt first. The man’s head was gone from the eyes up; his helni»“i stickily ba<-k over his combat pack and lay on the ground. . . « “My mother,” reflected the lieutenant, “will never find my grave in this pl:i<e!’’ lie picked up the chautchaut. and examined It professionally, noting a spatter of little red drops on the breech and the fact that the clip showed one round- expended. The charging handle was back. He got to his f»*et with deliberafion. laid the gun across the woodpile, and sighted . . . three Boche with very red faces; their eyes looked pale under their deep helmets. . . . He gave them the whole clip, and they appeared to wilt. Then he came away from there. Later he was in the little run at the foot of the MH with three men. all wounded. He never knew how be got there It just happened. <TO BE CONTINUED.)

at Bethel, S. C., shows that Jackson was one of. his pupils and there Is evidence that for a short time Jackson attended Queen's museum in Charlotte, N. C. Source of Quinine Cinchona or chinchona Is the name of the tree from the bark of which is prepared the valuable medicine called quinine. The tfee is a native of South America, growing best on the moist eastern’slope of the Andes mountains, but it has been successfully introduced into India. Burma, Ceylon and the West indies. The bark of this tree is called Peruvian bark, because it was in Peru that the Spaniards first learned of its medicinal properties it is also known as cinchona bark, and from it quinine is obtained, which in the form of sulphate of quinine has a vide use Id the practice of medicine. Beauty and Good Indeed, the bemtftifui is inseparably united to and the true. . . . for the very nature of the. sense of beauty is such that through It we gain a clearer concept of the other two values. The history of the race has showp that at the height ot materialistic success, the desire for artistic enjoyment has been a potent factor in bringing a people back to the higher ideals which underlie a peaceful intercourse between nations. —Herbert Sidney Langfeld. Ln “The Aesthetic Attitude” Desire One’s desire to live goes a long way toward keeping one alive.—Montgoro- ' ery Advertiser. Chickens that come home to roos' ■ have more sense than some people. '

Children MOTHER:- Fletcher’s J Castoria is especially pre- I / pared to relieve Infants in \ / f / arms and Children all ages Constipation, Flatulency, Wind Colic and Diarrhea; allaying Feverishness arising therefrom, and, by regulating the Stomach and Bowels, aids the assimilation of Food; giving natural sleep. To avoid imitations, always look for the signature of Absolutely Harmless-No Opiates. Physicians everywhere recommend it

St ill Have Faith in Odd Faith in a bottle of medicine for all real and imaginary ailments is a characteristic of the English working classes. In. insurance practice, in which the check of expense does not act and the physicians are complaisant. this leads to mqgb wasteful expenditure on drugs. In London the Insured numbered 1.800,786, July 6, last year, and for these 7,408,518 prescriptions were issued in the course of a year—an average of more than four apiece for the whole “ number and a much higher figube (not given) for those who were ill or thought themselves so 11l as to consult a panel physician. The cost of the drugs was more than $5,000,000. One defense of this extensive drugging Is that the bottle of medicine has a psychologic effect on the insured person which makes him feel better. After this, should the poor savage be despised for his faith in incantations and charms? —American Medical Journal. DEMAND “BAYER” ASPIRIN Aspirin Marked With “Bayer Cross" Has Been Proved Safe by Millions. Warning! Unless you see the name j*Bayer’’ on package or on tablets you are not getting the genuine Bayer Aspirin proved safe by millions and prescribed by physicians for 26 years. Say “ilayer” when you buy Aspirin. Imitations may prove dangerous.—Adv. Treasury Experts Not Easy Persons to Fool Many and clever are the “get-rich- : quick" schemes that flood the United I Slates treasury, but the experts there are practically fool-proof. The governiueut redeems all torn, burned or 1 otherwise damaged money, thus saving , the people millions of dollars annually- By giving good money for muti- j lated money the Treasury department saved citizens $4,000,000,000 during 1925. Appeals for redemption of ' money that is retrieved from animals’ stomachs, that is partly chewed by infants, or that is J>urned are granted If two-thirds of it is turned in and the serial number is legible. Recently a man sent in a cigar box full of green paper. He said it was sl4s that rats bad chewed Up. But the experts found that it contained mostly paper and only a $1 bill that had been run through a meatchopper. Substitute for Sun Dwellers in smoke-shrouded cities and such as sleep by day and work by night can make up what they suffer from lack of sufficient sunshine by the use of electric sun baths, according to an eminent British health authority. Prolonged periods of wet weather tend noticeably to increase the spread of sickness in large cities, and pulmonary diseases are prevalent where sunlight is lacking, as are many ailments .peculiar to children. Electric sun baths, the British physician referred to declares, offer a satisfactory substitute for nature’s own. The use of soft coal will make laun- ' dry work heavier this winter. Russ Bleaching Blue will help to remove that gyimy look. At all grocers.—Adv. The Wage Scale “Why has your stenographer left?” “I tried to kiss her one day when it nad just struck five and she wanted to be paid for overtime.” —Milan Guerin Meschino. A torpid liver prevent! proper food asrfrr.tlatlon Wright's Indian Vegetable Pills ‘ tone up the liver. They act gently but auely. lit Pearl St., New fork. Adv. Lake Michigan’s Distinction Lake Michigan is the only one of the Great lakes lying wholly within the boundary of the United States, says the Dearborn Independent “THE JUNIOR TEXT BOOKfor aa Up-to-Date Church. A Most Helpful Book 15 centa Address the Author. W. H KERR. Great Bend. Kansas —Adv. The rays of happiness, like those ■ of light, are colorless when unbroken. I —Longfellow. 1

Embarrassing Position Experienced By Bronx Lady Miss Jeanne Ginsberg, Bronx, N. Y., writes: “I had become accustomed to arising each day with a heavy head, dizzy and baa taste in my mouth. My bowels were frequently clogged and constipated. One day I became so sick to my stomach 1 had to leave an important job and go home. A friend advised me to take CARTER’S LITTLE LIVER PILLS. I feel greatly relieved since using them and whenever my stomach and headr goes bad again Hl certainly know what to do.” CARTER’S LITTLE LIVER PILLS are sugar coated, small, easy to swallow, purelv vegetable, and relieve the bowels tree from pain. They tonic the system as they are purely vegetable and do not contain Mercury, Calomel or other poisonous drugs. e CARTER'S LITTLE LIVER PILLS, 25c. and 75c. red packages.

Wanted All Improvements Explaining that he had no “mus-ser-up” on his pencil. Little Joe asked his father for a new one. “What do you mean?” asked the puzzled head of the household. “Well,’’ Joe explained, “sometimes you take your pencil upside down and muss up your writing.” “Oh, that’s an eraser," bls father said. “You rub out words with it.” “Well, that’s what I meant” Joe answered. “I thought it was a musserup instead of a rubber-out." As a woman’s beauty fades her brains come to the front. . / That Stomach of Yours! Fort Wayne. Ind. —“I was terribly rundown in health. 1 had indigestion and

gastric stomach trouble My food did not digest, would 4 Just aeem to lie in a r lump, gaa would form ' causing divtrees. I was anemic, grew thin and pale and weak — had no strength or ambition. < I doctored but got no better. My druggist advised me to take

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