The Syracuse Journal, Volume 19, Number 22, Syracuse, Kosciusko County, 30 September 1926 — Page 6

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Uncovering Hoard of Crazy Miser H ■■■■■! : r Foriy-oiie sacks of wins—pennies, dimes, quarters ami hail dollars — were found by policemen tn the filthy New York city hut of Matilda Ries. I>encil vendor. When arrested Matilda bad bills of every denomination from $1 to SIOO sewed in her dothing. Patches in her dress revealed $lO bills. There was SI,BOO in aIL She was committed to an asylum when doctors pronounced her insane. Photograph shows searchers taking coin hags from the stove. This Is Our Smallest Post Office i ! | I The smallest post uttiee m the L’uilcU States is the designation given by the Poat-Ofilce department to the post office at Randle Cliffs. Md. The postmaster la G. E. Frazier and the tiny building is located only 100 miles from the national capital.

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Apologies are always satisfactory—tn the makers thereof Many shady reputations are due to the casting of reflections. Jealousy Is an explosive that has wrecked many an air castle. A mowing machine that can- be operated to a depth of seven feet when mounted on a motor boat has been Invented in England to remove weeds from stream*. ■

Men. like bullets, go furthest when ; polished.—Richter. > Good manners are made up of petty sacrifices.—Emerson. i The man who wants to make his dreams come true must wake up. The entire output of some British golf ball factories is being exported i to the United States on account of the i increasing popularity of the game here.

COL. H. E HARTNEY H' I Mg***. ******. i 'V' i w /I k W jtta WaoRI 1 Col. Harold E. Hartney. viee president of the Argonauts, who are backing the transatlantic flight to be attempted by Capt?. ' Rene Fonck, the i French ace. has come out squarely in support of the stand taken by Capt Homer Berry in the latter's controversy with Fonck, as to whether he should be a memt»er of the crew. ; Colonel Hartney said that if three men went in the plane Captain Berry would be the third man. although Fonck has said that be would take a radio man or mechanician and that Berry would not go. LIEUT. G. T. CUDDIHY OB ■M « |U| Lieut George T. Cuddihy. engineer officer of the naval air station at Anaeostia who has made a new sj>eed record, flying in a little blue Curtiss racing plane from Philadelphia to Washington In 32 minutes. It takes the crack trains three hours to cover the same distance. Radiator Treatment The bureau of standards says that bronze is not an insulator, but is a poor radiator of heat energy. If a bronzed radiator is afterward painted It would radiate heat as well as though it had not been bronzed. Somber Doorate ra Certain residents of Tonbridge. England. are greatly perturbed at the discovery that tombstones havs been used as doorsteps in houses bui f under the local, housing scheme.

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