The Syracuse Journal, Volume 18, Number 39, Syracuse, Kosciusko County, 28 January 1926 — Page 3
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A GREAT SECRET ( I T HOEVER Katy was. and what- ’ » ever she might have done. noJudy in Pleasant Valley knew anything about her except Kiddle Katylid and his ' numerous and noisy family. To be sure, ttiany of the wild folk—tnd the people in the farmhouse, too •emembered hearing her name mentioned the year before. But they had quite forgotten about ter. until August came Kiddie JU iiwwt Had ths Best Time When Making tha Most Noise. tnd his relations brought her to their minds once more. Each night the Katydids’ rasping •hunt was repeated again and again: Katy did. Katy did: she did. she did! But since in any crowd there are always a few that want to be different from the rest, new and then some nember of Kiddie’s clan Insisted that Katy didn’t —somewhat in this fashon : Katy did. Katy did; she did. she Hdn*t I However, there were always so nany others to drown any such, puaaiing statement with their shrill clamor Jiat Katy really did do it (whatever •t was!) that nobody paid much attention to those who didn’t agree. On warm. dry. midsummer nights he Katydids all made a terrific racket Out there wasn’t one of Jiem that outdid Kiddie. He always nd |he best titne when he was making the most noise. And since be liked to station himself in a tree near ?'nrmer Green's house, his uproar >ften rose plaiply above that of the rther Katydids. ‘ Lying tn bed, in his little room unter the eaves,! Johnnie (treen someimes wished that Kiddie would keep lU '-t long enough to let him go to deep Irt peace. To be sure, the balmy breezes rafted many other night sounds
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HULDAH i | rM HOUGH some etymologists claim that Huldah. the prophetess of the Old Testament, should not be Identified with the Swedish Huldr. the evidence seems almost conclusive In fhvor of the aaaertion that they are one and the same name in different forms. The old mythical Holds, or Huldr ;the faithful er the muffled) was a white spinning lady, who makes her feather bed when It snows. According to the legend, she brings presents at die year’s end; rewards good spiaaers. and punishes Idle ones. She is mppoeed to have a long nona, wear a slue gown and white veil and drive through the fields la a car with gold •n wheels. In the Scandinavian countriea. rbere she la very popular, they call ler Huldr. the propitious. Germany A UNE & CHEER | 2 " 8 5 By John Kendrick Bange. $ DEFIANCE O oa Black Cars! 1 Blu.ll < [ Le not gat you off. Corn* on sad do your worst g to —l’m h«TB. O AU fearless of your barb sad $ •seertnc ecoS. As loag as Tvo ter allies Faith S sad Cheer. g X Come oa! Fan ready ter yoa. O 5 with M artaA Cl To put you by until some other g day. FU take yea as yea oome, what- X e’er your ktadk ywtt W-W tks MWttRW § for delay. . hM ldbMlWlfc.il sms X am Master ot aay fcowTa « jtet sad m Ha Cwnig. 5 Lord aad Chief X MoM all aourytaw Wees bwt X rebels veto.
through Johnnie’s open window.. Ftorj': nearby came Chirpy Cricket's eheerfu' piping. And in the distant awamf the musieai Frog family held a singing party every evening. Johnnie Green liked to hear them. But he objected strongly to the weird hooting and horrid laughter of Solomon Owl. who left the hemlock woods after dark to hunt tor field mice. As tor Kiddie Katydid, he paid little attention to any other of the night cries. No matter what anybody else said, he solemnly hurled back at him that never-ending refrain. Katy did. Katy did: she did. she did! You would have thought, if you had heard Kiddle, that somebody had disputed his statement. But such was not the case at all. Since no one except the Katydids knew anything about the mysterious Katy, nobody was able to say truthfully that she didn’t do it. In fact, the whole affair was a great secret, so far as outsiders were concerned. And one night Johnnie Green even thrust his head out of the window and cried impatiently: “All right! All right!! I admit that Katy did it. And now do please keep still!" Ot course, bls plea failed to silence Kiddie Katydid, ilut It relieved John-
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TOUCHING FOR WARTS rl A BIG bank, in a big eastern city, there is a porter who has a reputation all through local banking circles of being able to cure warts by “touching” them. Now and then is found a man who is thought to jK>ssess the same curative powers of touch which are accredited to the bank porter of the big city. It appears as if to certain humble Individuals had descended the miraculous powers which formerly, and for many centuries, were supposed to be possessed by the kings of France and England—especially of England—when they “touched for the king’s evil.” otherwise scrofula. The custom of “touching for the king’s evil" in England can be traced back to Edward the Confessor definitely, and Is probably of a much older. date. It was continued by the British monarchs up to and during the reign of Queen Anne and the’ ritual for the "touching” was retained fn the English Prayer Book until well toward the middle of the Nineteenth century. The “touching” of the bank porter and his congeners is apparently an echo of this old-time royal practice; upon investigating the methods of; the porter in effecting his “cure'" it was
prefers Holds. Often she is confused with Hilda. Though the latter name has great vogue in England and also in this country, Huldah is equally prevalent. Its Scandinavian ancestry is almost lost sight of here, though it is noticeably more prevalent in Swedish communities, and for some reason baa quite a bit of popularity In the South. Amber la Huldah’s tallsmanlc gem. It will protect her from disease and give her great physical strength. Friday la her lucky day and six her lucky number. By Wbsrier Syndic*!*.) O Materialistic Modern Man Bishop Walter Taylor Sumner of Oregon. defending the modern girt—Bishop Sumner believes that the modern man, and not the modern girl, is repomdble for the petting party, the bared knee, cosmetics, and so on—said at a New Orleans luncheon: “Modern woman, for all her freedom and frankness. Is more spiritual than woman ever was before. Modern man is more materialistic. “Tell the modem busband that bis love Is growing cold, and he won't so much as lift his eyes from the comic strijk "But tell him his dinner Is growing cold, and—rip!—he’s off for the dining room like a streak of lightning." Refurbishing Floors Vanished floors that have sustained scratches and other marks of rough usage may be made to look quite new by merely touching the spots with a tittle ttnaeed eO, or. to none eaeoa, varnish, which ta to be aemoved from the oorface with a rag. Sandpaper is •ometinMMi mi tea ary, aad after all la done apply a coat at good floor var•md w a few yean ** WIB rß * ir ? * room »d otoei wool er steel wire brash aad doth. Oraa off dear down to the bare wood oed bnild w anew. ■
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I ■' ifc hbct'A-' ta«»0-x o»sfefe;i(4»o« 'a®, mA, II - li Here is the popular “movie" star with a Buster Brown bob. In her latest picture. Miss Busch was bom In Mei bourne. Australia. After attending St Elizabeth's Convent. Madison, N. X, she starred In vaudeville before enter Ing pictures. She has black hair an« gray eyes. nie Green’s mind and made him fee better, anyhow. Kiddie told bls own people about Johnnie's outburst. And they all agreed that it was a rude thing t< do. “Doesn’t he know." they asked “that the night belongs to us?" (© by Grosset A Dunlap)
found that his “touching” in rubbing the warts with his fingers from right to left—or sunwise, which action clearly indicates a survival oi sun-worship. The chief value of a study of modern superstition is 1b patching out our imperfect knowledge of the past, says Maspero, and as it the touching of the bank porter sot warts there is clearly a lingering rem nant of sun-worship; the«facts point to a slmilsr origin for the royal touch to a similar origin for the* roya “touching for the king’s evil." »© By McCiure Nawtpapar Syndleata.) 7] BBREVIATED QJ/ L —-—STORY i H i'< ■— TALKING LADIES »HAT do the Earthwomen talk W about?” wondered Jazxbo. th< man from Mars. "It would be im possible for me truthfully to reflec' the life on this planet in ray forth coming book unless I gain an accur ate impression of the distinction !r the conversations of its various classei of women. I will start at the bottom. And he betook himself to the poor est section of the great city and he hearkened eagerly as Mrs. Hardfist conversed with Mrs. Fenujaw aermw their mutual back fence. “1 den’t know what we’re comln to a-talL with servants genin’ so tin pudent and independent." Mrs. Hard fist was saying. “Would you bllevs it, Mrs. Ferm jaw, the tittle hussy says to me only this morning, she says ’Mrs. Hardfist.’ she says, ‘I know Mr Hardfist gets 54.50 for every 20 brick* be lays now. and I ‘ won’t come tn anc help you with the dishes any nx>r» for less’n a dollar an evenin’.” sh» •ays “ “Most interesting." reflected Jazzbo And he hied himself to Mrs. Vac Booster's sumptuous drawing roon where an informal tea party was Ir progress, just in time to bear Mr* Peyster-Lnm remarking. “Rully, la dies, what the end of it all will be I rully don't know. My maid Celests demanded another increase of SlO s week yesterday, rully." “Odd. very." thought Jazzbo. and wafted himself to« meeting of th« Ladles* Browning and Shakespear* dub. where Mrs. Highbrow-Specks the president was saying. The rit nation is one not to be lightly dis missed, you know. My rook gave notice today becauae I refused to give her S 5 more a week and the use of the automobile." "I think I’ll omit that chapter.” salt Jazxbo apologetically to himself, and went to take a lesson to change th* subject t® By tUorgs Manhaw A4saw> I WBSBMra* / « to MeOws ■rauniH ■alftil
•* x'— ** t i 1 " ■- 1 *" 1 ihSt . W "'a £ ; » ■ siTTj c ait '-U '.fcfe EH _—— ; • A fREASOi IABLE GUESS .i- ,f, ■... Hooble from down there tn Bargee Holler, vas brt>n away set t speli.” s.Ud Gap Johnson 61 .fluiiiipu Ridge. “1 reckon he waj ? tkxgitig the revenuers, or somethin! that-a-w ry.” ’Did’ 1 e tell you so?" inquired Gabs Glggery. A “No. but when »I sorter asked hia if he hadn’t been he said it wasn't none of my business.**—Kansas City Star. Sfrtvtn< for the Touch The professor had asked time and time again for the students to put more personal touch in'their themes so one of the papers which he re celved ended thus: “Well, professor, how the wtft and kidd>s; and. by the way, before I I forget it. could you lend me five dollars?"—Penn Punch Bowl. PAINTS, DOESN'T DRAW “Pretty and accomplished, eh? Does ahe paint and draw?" “Yes. she paints, dear; but doesn’t seem to attract the men at aIL" Melancholy Daye The melancholy days are here The saddest of the year. When chronic irritation smites The eye and nose and ear. Avoiding Argument Teacher (to small boy)—la th< world round or fiat? Smail boy—Round. Teacher—Why is it round? Small Boy—Aw, it’s flat, then. ! won’t argue with girls. Hearing Not Good “Is your herring good?” asked tht woman of the fish dealer. “Mam?’’ “Your herring—is it good?" "No, ma’am.’’ he replied, “I’m very leaf. Show-Off Wifey—Why do policemen swing their “billies" round and round lika a windmill, I wonder? Hubby—l suppose they want to ■how that they can manage a rotary dub. The Fair Coed “For my next lesson,’’ said the fair coed, “I have to describe a parabola.’* “Well*' “Where can I see a pair?" Convenient for Them Mrs. Kawler—lt is a great thing that iron have the telephone In your house*. Mrs. Keen—So the neighbors tell me. WENT DEEP ] ■■Baa—MtaMM— smmmM /Tv N Old Salt (telling yarn)—l’m a deep«ea sailor, friend, an’ ain’t used to traveling in deep woods, but at last we got into the pirate cave. Gush, the gold was ail over the floor three feet jeep! Auditor—Say. pardner, whatever rer git into yer git into pretty deep, loot yer? Talcum ve. Tears Today girls saldom waan, And thia la why: The pretty dears must keep Their powder dry. No Suh -Raa," I beah you is gone into btn** mss,” «ald Mlsa Amy Brown. “Ya* dano." answered Rastus Pinkley. Tee raisin’ chickens an’ sellin’ ’oml"''" “What’s de matter? Has you ice* go" appetite?" And Worse Applicant for Room—What are your terms for students? Landlady (in college town)—Bums, oaten, dead beats and wonderful prondsers.—Colby White Male. Fisihers at Men Maud—T?te dietkmary says that a "tab" IS erowthing ÜBed in engUng Marie—l auppoee that*a why you got yours, dear—to help you laatf Barry.—-Boatou Transcript. Hjmm Raoxaurm -What la that tuner aakad Ite -OW Hundred." -I rikouida*t think at Unging it Make M ftnrtrid
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Fixing Responsibility “This is a dickens of a mess!" zarped a hypercritical salesman. This suow has been on the ground learly a week. Why doesn’t the mayor hive it cleaned off?” “Well,'’ replied Constable Sam T. 'lackputter, the faithful guardian of .he peace and dignity of Petunia, “the jood Lord sent it and the mayor ’lows .he good Lord ort to clean it off."— Kansas City Star. Cuticura Soothes Itching Scalp. )n retiring gently rob spots of dandruff and Itching with Cuticura Oint-1 •nent. Next morning shampoo with Tuticura Soap and hot water. Make I hem your everyday toilet preparations tnd have a dear skin and soft, white lands.—Advertisement Getting Back “The people in the flat above us lave a crying baby." “Get back at them,” advised the agent. “Sing.”—Louisville CourierJournal. Self-Defense “Brr! The water is cold today!" “Yea. I shall have to bathe in my Ur coat in the future!” —Paris Pele dele The housewife smiles with satisfaclon as she looks at the basket of , •iear, white dothes and thanks Red ' Jross Ball Blue. At all grocers,—Ad* f ertteement. What some of us don’t understand ! bout archeology is why the dying plerioaaurus leaves his skull in Patagonia and a thigh bone in Peru. Corrupted freemen are the worst of Haves.—Garrick.
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