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I bake it | 2>&jt I with ] WHSfI At the Literary the cross-roads store related Lum > Dumrn of Slippery Slap. g “How did it take with th© crowd!" asked an acqbalatance. "Well, peared like they didn’t keer much for It. Tennyrate. when they broke and ran, four, five children were knocked down and trumped on in the rush."—Kansas City Staff "During the literary exercise© at the Load Kock schoolhouse tuther night. Dodd Yammer and the rest of his Quartette riz and began to sing," in /Vol Realistic She —What a gorgeous sunset! He—Not natural. Much too ornate. —Passing Show, London. You’re Hard On Shoes Try USKIDE SOLES f' _ ■ Th© Mtomtor Soto tor Wtfr *ton©** twto©«•lM© a© beef «©©A©pr , ■ oorf tor a Better Meet -v.s." snatHO-sne h—m United States Rubber Company Britons Growing Shorter Sir Arthur Keith, conservator of the Royal College of Surgeons’ Museums and Efigland*© best-known anthropologist. aays the average height of the modern Englishman is 5 feet fl Inches. It was previously supposed for many years that the average was 5 feet 8 inches. Sir Arthur said also In a recent lecture that the brain of modern Europeans is smaller today than formerly , — - . |( you. ♦ iHf@| yfky*isitifan? Th© oil gauge is on your car beajiae automobile manufacturers know ;hat lubrication is one of the most important factors in motor service. Watch yoW oil gauge. She bow fast the oilyoa arg using thins out after J or 4 hundred miles. .Then try MaaaMHtf Oil and see the difference. This oU gauge test alone will show rou the marked' supremacy <rf Mona Motor 02. Mntiasrh X&lHlf OO© Council Bluffs, lowa Toledo, Ohio Mona Motor Oils & Greases A Fine Start “Dearest. I am not w<>rtls of you." “Thur’s what mother says. Jack, tear How lovefer to see you twc agreeing!” If yoar sye» ar* soes. get Rctpan Wy* Balaam Apply tt at night and ya© ara healed by morning XTX Pearl 81. N. T. Adv. Poets own automobiles; why don’t they write poems about them? I - WHY SHOULD ANYONE SUFFER WITH INDIGESTION OR MV STOHMHMISEIW U you want to fix up yew dyspeptics Mt ©T oMer stomach' ao that you can relish what you eat with not th© least bit of after distress. do what tana at thousand© ©C people have already don©. G*Uins rid of gaa. bloating, belching, heaviness and that feeling of near suffocation Isn't auch a bard matter a© you I may think—Teu've been getting hoM ©I the wrong medicine— that © all. But batter- late than never—auk rom druggiat for a bottle of Dare's Mentha ’ fwM •lAMSUbCtI ' *srfl ** very -ptoasant cm*. For acute tndto*©tion one or two do©*© tn -enough, bat when the trouble I© chronic, two or three hotUe© may be n©y tttaortorto i why not gat OM bottle today with tto •—■-—— ■ - —

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Daddy's Fairq 'tala jSr -MAI^-GRAHAM-BO242SEER ■■ h< - <© WBTW* NrrWAtot WMCH -—■ HOUSEKEEPING » Allie Baa is a rag doll and many of you have beard of her. She belongs — to a little girl named Margaret, who calls herself Mrs ('ucuinb V Green when she plays. When Margaret tidies up ber <lo,ls bod ß ® M *T7<- jJ She ca,ls bereelf Jane Eckler, tiie |R housecleanlug ■Em£ y lady. \ Mrs. Cucumber if 3$ iff Green has a place HgH/ for play at the ji side of her bed. Wms _ There is a big Idir , — -mil space between that Not a Fussy and walL Thlg ■pace she calls Number Four, Green Lane. Mrs. Cucumber Green had just brought her children back from grandma’s chair, for they had been calling on grandma while Mrs. Cucumber Green did her housecleaning. “They were just as good as gold." ©aid grandma. “Really, Mrs. Cucumber Green, you should be very proud of your children.” Mrs. Cucumber Green gave a modest little smile. “On the whole, they are pretty good,” she said. After the children were back in Four Green Lane. Mrs. Cucumber Green lessons. They only had a few lessons and they did them quickly, for, as Mrs. Cucumber Green said, the little dears were so bright they didn’t have to study very hard. Besides Mrs; Cucumber Green was not a fussy teacher. If they spelt words wrong she didn’t mind. It was so very hard to spell words right And if they got mixed up In their alphabet Mrs. Cucumber Green never scolded. It was almost Impossible to get th© alphabet entirely right. They were pretty good in the poetry class, though. They remembered the verses Mrs. Cucumber Green taught them, and' they loved the singing class! ' That was always the last class of alt Then Mrs. Cucumber Green took them shopping up the Lane, and talked with Mr. Ottaway, the grocer. “Good morning, Mr. Ottaway,” Mrs. Cucumber Green said, “have you some fresh eggs this morning?’ Mr. Ottaway was made of wood and he stood in a “pretend” grocery store, looking over his vegetables and eggs and fruits. “Good morning. Mrs. Cucumber Green; yes. I’ve some delicious fresh eggs. Will bring color into the cheeks of your little ones.” “TH have four dozen, then," said Mrs. Cucumber Green, and put them, in a “pretend” manner, in her basket Then she stopped at Mr. Gerken’s, the butcher. Mr. Gerken was made of wood, too, and he had a fine black beard painted upon his bright wooden face. “How about ■ good leg of lamb this morning?” asked Mrs. Cucumber Green. Mr. Gerken stood to his “pretendbutcher shop and looked over the make-believe cuts of meat “Yes, ma’am.” he ©aid, in a deep fine voice, “I’ve a good cut for you. It’s a good, generous cut I’m one for fair measures. And you can use the bones after for soup. A good soup makes healthy children. I say.” “I agree with you, too,” said Mrs. Cucumber Green, and put the lamb in her basket The lamb was attached to a toy plate and that had to be put into the basket too. Later, of course, the lamb would be returned to Mr. Gerken s shop, but for a “pretend” meal it was the very thing. Then Mrs. Cucumber Green went down the Lane to her home at Num ber Four, and there she set to work to get the dinner, while AlUe, taking hold of her hand, and with only a very little help set the table The children had good appetites. Johnny Naples was actually growing fat! Indeed, be was almost too fat. She would * h*ve to get him a new suit if be kept on growing I — like tble Oh. JOH’’rJ' , children were rjK It dresdful the way | i VOj they grew! Mrs. Up ■ Mjfe Cucumber Green e I BJB knew that She was really quite I 1 tired when the day wasover. She ° had had a very teSTOj ! busy day. But then it kept one busy to keep | house and look . I __Z22®i after the children « ( Asree with and do the mar- Too.keting. But it was so lovely to be busy, even housecleaning was fun. “Isn’t it lovely to oe busy. Allie?” Mrs. Cucumber Green asked her beloved rag child, and from the way Allie looked at her. Mrs. Cucumber Green just knew that Allie thought the samel o<u •Well, darting, what did you see at eburcb today?” “Oh. muwer, I saw de fannleat thing —« man that said his prayers and den he didn’t go to bed.”—The Progressive Grocer. Comes After Ethel Young Man-So Miss Ethel la year •ideot ©totor? Who comes after, her! Smail Boy-Nobody ain’t come yet: bat P© say© the first fellow that comes cut tew

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Gold Tooth Little Aid as Clew to Her Barber Mrs. X , a young and comely North side matron, is the possessor of a good-looking shingle which is the “Dvy of some of her friends md she has had frequent inquiries as to the i identity of her barber. directed to a North side shop, and while she was unable to give the name of the barber who had accomplished such wonders with her hair, she identified him by saying that he had a gold tooth in front. Two of tiie women thus Informed Aanced to arrive at the shop about the same time, and each identified a barber by a gold tooth in front, and each recognized the other after getting tn the chair. They compared notes ater and found that neither of them tad been under the ministrations ot Mr©. X ’s barber. lather investigation showed that each of £he three barbers in the shop wore a gold tooth in front. —Indianapolis News. Ses Itching Scalp. F nib spots of danwlth Cuticura Olntning shampoo with d hot water. Make ly toilet preparations skin and soft, white hands. —Advertisement. The Largest Steam Boiler What is said to be the largest steam boiler in the world is now being In i stalled in Pittsburgh. Pa., by a company which supplies beating service in the down-town business district. There are six miles of four-inch tubing in the beating and condensing tubes of tlii* apparatus, with a heating surface of 32.TSO square feet, about three-founhs of an acre. The boiler is rated at 3.000borsepower by the ordinary system of rating, but is capable of operating continuously at three times this capacity and for short periods at four times this rate. When at full load it evaporates 200 tons of water per hour. Every department of housekeeping needs Red Gross Ball Blue. Equally good for kitchen towels, table linen, sheets and pillowcases, etc. —Advertisement. /t's Different tn Japan Mrs. Yutulko. Ikeda, beautiful wife if a young engineer, tried the new freedom theory for women and fulled. She left her home in Tokyo to obtain work as an “extra” in a movie ©tudio. . Almost overnight, because of her abilty and beauty, she became a star. But then her troubles began. Her friends and relative©, instead of congratulating her, sent her threatening etters and said she bad disgraced her husband. After two weeks as a ©tar. tiie returned to her home. For economy'* ask*, why not toy * VS©*., mlfuc* which expela Worm* or Tapeworm with a «ln<l* do»e? Dr. Peery's “Dead Shot" does It. MX Pearl St . N. T. Adv. Deserved Rebuke ‘ “Why did you throw the dictionary at your husband!" “1 was trying to solve a cross-word puzzle and asked him several time© to tell me e word of five letters meaning domestic happiness and be couldn't do II” Persian Carpets Persian carpets evidently are becoming popular in this country, nearly 120.000 worth £eing shipped here in a recebt month. You can’t be polite these days witb>ut somebody selling you something before you know it.

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