The Syracuse Journal, Volume 17, Number 8, Syracuse, Kosciusko County, 19 June 1924 — Page 6

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New England Town Clock Ttoo Hundred Fears Old For more than 300 years the dock <« Finn Congregational cburrti at Ip•wieh, Mask. an* standing on the dte «f the first meeting house has been known as the town dock and public money has paid for its maintenance. , say* the Detroit News. But of recent years the ancient dock has ceased to Strike and its time keeping has become fitful and inaccurate. Its story goes way hack. almost to

the beginning of Ipswich. In 1637 the first meeting bouse was built on the site; this fir® building was subsequently torn down and a new one erected, and In 1702 the town voted that the selectmen sell the rocks about the meeting bouse and use the proceeds to purchase a dock, with a proviso that if the money was not sufficient the town would make up the difference. At that time the meeting bouse and the grounds surrounding It were public property, and the rocks on Meetinghouse green, which the selectmen were

.. Instructed to sell, were of an old die used fort. The present church was constructed In 1846, but while the town has continued to care for the dock it is not recorded whether thU is a new dock or an old one. Serves Tuto Pwrposes The United State* Department at Agriculture says that a liberal portion of meat in the diet tends to make a physicsfly and mentally well-balanced race, as well as a well-balanced agri culture

THE SYRACUSE JOURNAL

OUR MAGAZINE SECTION £M Interesting Features for the Entire Family

Something to Think About By F. A. IDALKER

THE BESTIAL PART XX7HETHER in the quiet of the v ’ home or in the whirl of the noisy world, the bestial part of you is ever striving to puli you down to his level. His unalterable purpose K to overcome and disgrace man, the exalted of creation, made in the image of his creator, “to have dominion over every living thing that moveth upon the earth.” So when this beast begins to purr and rub against you to be petted and stroked upon Its glossy back, withhold your hand, summon your guardian angel to your assistance and soar with him to a loftier atmosphere where the environs are sweet and clean. It Is not possible to outwit and ontmaneuver the despicable, invisible thing unless you do. He Is an adept creature capable of changing his spots at will, and simulating all human emotions —pride, humility, sympathy, hate, pity, piety and affection, any one of which he can arouse when be suspects that you are In a mood to yield to his wishes. So intimate Is he with your thoughts, desires, passions, strength and weakness that he knows when to purr. He has the daring of a Hon and the humility of a saint. z - He commends himself to the peoples of the earth with the most Insinuating art. occupied night and day*glvlng full play to his skill and cunning. He comes upon you when you would

♦ Where Shall We t | Fly the Flag? | ❖ J * By DOUGLAS MALLOCH ♦

WHERE shall we fly the flag’— above The ranks of marching men? Ah, yes. because that flag they love, o Would die to save again. But not alone the soldier lad The flag should proudly bear; Let none parade the land he made Unless the flag is there. Where shall we fly the flag?—upon Our ships that go to sea. Whose flaming guns wtll light the dawn For all humanity? Ah. yes, and peaceful merchantmen. East. West and ev’rywhere— In ev ry port of ev’ry sort Let men behold it there. Where shall we fly the flsg?—display The standard of our sires? Above the judge’s brow of gray. Upon our gilded spires. Yes. over ev’ry altar rail And ev’ry Judge’s chair— Because we need no court nor creed That does not want it there. Where shall we fly the flag?—that all The flag may learn to love? O'er ev’ry college, great or small. And ev’ry school above. Yes, over ev’ry teacher’s desk With children In his care, Fot in this room our buds will bloom— We want no treason there. Where shall we fly the flag?—that you And'l may understand Our blessings, and our duty. too. To home and God and land? The greatest wealth, the highest wage. Os mortals anywhere— O’er fertile hill and busy milt Oh. let us fly it there. • Where shall we fly the flag?—with these The treasures we possess. Our liberties, our luxuries? What better place, ah. yea. What better place our love to show. Our loyalty to wear?— Where'er «e roam, when we come home. Oh. let us find It there. Where shall we fly the flag?—that each May understand and see; Teh, all who toil, or trade, or teach. Whoever we may be? O'er marching men. o'er sturdy ships. Schools, churches, ev’rywhere. O'er mill and mart—and In the heart. Oh. let <>« fly It there! (© by McClare Newspaper Syndicate.)

Young Lady V/ Across the Way (L/Z II ii I |

The young lady across the way sayi it’s mighty nice, of course, to owt your own home, but It’s cheaper t< rent and not have the taxes coat yot anything. (C *»r MoOarv Mmmwr Uyadtcatw)

be alone, when you would step forward toward some exalted Ideal, wrenches you from your pleasant pedestal and casts you down so softly that In falling there Is nothing but delicious sensations of pleasure devoid of every ; semblance of fear or degradation. He makes a good Job of It unless by your superior will you shake him off The bank clerk looking covetously upon stacks of money is being purred to by the intimate beast, not yet sure of his victim. The young man or woman who forgets the tender, loving pleas of his or her solicitous mother, is always In danger when listening to the persuasive purr of the beast feigning sympathy. “My lieast.” said the old man. “is stronger -than I. for there are times when I cannot shake him off. He has been the bane of my existence, the cause of my sor&ws and failures. Beware lest he ruin you!” Hearing this, the brute chuckled, and curled up for a nap. <© by McClure Newspaper Syndicate.) O Reflections of a Bachelor Cjirl Bq HELEN ROWLAND THE Wife Who Insists On Cheering a Man Up When He Is Feeling “Sorry for Himself” is Just a Spoilsport. The first thing a bride Iras to learn, after the honeymoon, is that she is no longer a fascinating mystery but merely an accepted “fact.” But, after all. FACTS are the only things which a man values, respects—and clings to. At ten. a boy regards girls as pests;

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If I should be asked to nam» the | oualU> morn necessary to the boat type of m»n. I should unhesitatingly choose optinHam. for with It are aura to be a»aoelaied ambition, enthusiasm and aelfeonfidence. GOOD THINGS TO EAT IF YOUR family are food of all kinds of shell fish they will enjoy: Crab Meat and Red Peppers. Remove the yolks of four hardcooked eggs, mash and mid two taldespooufuls of tine bread crumb*; chop the whites of the eggs finned add a tahlespoonful ami a half of cltopiied red pepper. Put Into a saiwepan four tahirspnonfuls of hotter; when melted. add the egg mixture and c<»<A- until »iiM»oth. adding. u little nt a time, a cupful of cream. Now add » cupful of erub meat, season highly and serve on circles of toast, well-buttered. Sweet Potatoes With Apples. Put one cupful of boiled sweet potatoes cut in thin slice* in a buttered baking dish. Cover with three-fourths of a cupful of sliced apple*, sprinkle with one-fourth cupful <tf brown sugar, dot with two tablespoonfuls of butter, and sprinkle with one-half teaspoonful of salt: repeat. Bake In a moderate oven one hour. Chicken Jelly. Cut up a large chicken Into small pieces. Pound each piece on a board until the flesh and bone Is wellmashed. Put the chicken Into a kettle; add a tablespoonful of salt and * quart of water. Simmer for several

Has Anyone Laughed At You i ■ •' - i Because— Bl 9 You punt o 2 Never you mind, you get a 2 9 laugh, don’t you? They;/may o X laugh at you, but they do a lot 2 Q of laughing with you, too. There 0 2 are some awfully vapid puns, 2 9 yet some of the wittiest people 9 § in the world have made puns. X ? and a great bulk of the jokes 9 6 that people pay for seeing In the £ 9 “movies" are puns, some good 9 X and scftne bad. I remember a o 9 "movie" where the puns in the x 0 titles made the “movie" a sue- c x cess. So let the heathea laugh 2 o at you. because they wtll have a 9 § laugh with you for entertaining X I them—if you don’t do it to ex- C cess. X SO - 9 Your get-away here la: § Your puns are so clever that 9 peopl.e who pun admit that you o are a wit! 9 (© by McClure Newspaper Syndicate.) X at twenty as a mystery; at thirty as a danger; at forty as a divine dispensation; and at fifty, as a rejuvenator. The first sign of advancing age is a predilection for tbe “toddle"; the older and fatter a dancing man, tlie more violently he takes it. Temperament Is a “gift" If you have It yourself—and a “curse” If you are married to it. Because, then, yon never know whether you are going to have bouquets, kisses, or tbe cream jug thrown at you. A girl Is not really In love until she discovers that a kiss can be just as satisfying and thrilling in a 191(1 Flivver as in a 1924 Twin-six. Never try to break the heart of a man of forty.-seven. For if the woman of the moment fails him. there are still Ids philosophy, his work, bis golf, his tobacco, his clubs, his books—and an other woman—to console him. (Copyright by Helen Rowland.)

hours on the back of the stove, or pul into a fireless cooker. Strain and pout into a mold. Serve on lettuce with mayoanaise dressing. Different Dried Beef. Put three tablespoonfuls of bacor fat Into a frying pan. add one-hall pound of dried beef, cut into small pieces with the shears. Frizzle foi three minutes, then place on a hoi platter. Cut three bananas crosswist and fca quarters lengthwise: let then cook in the frying pan long enough tt become ’ thoroughly hot Arrange around the beef and serve piping hot Head Lettuce. Roquefort Dressing. Arrange the tender leaves of head lettuce in a bowl; sprinkle with finely minced roquefort cheese; add a French dressing which has been highly seasoned with , cayenne and a dash of -onion Juice. Serve at once. The cheese may be stirred into *he dressing and passed in n bowl if desired. Corn Salad.—Cut corn from twelve ears, chop one head of firm eftbbage, sprinkle the cabbage with salt and let stand three hours. Drain off rhe water from the cabbage and add the com. one cupful of sugar, two tablespoonfuls of salt, one-half cupful of ground mustard, four small red peppers chopped fine, two quarts of vinegar. Cook all together until tender. Can and seal while hot *©. Utt. Westen Newspaper UaUs)

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GET A RECEIPT As father opened tbe front door and went down the hall unmistakable sounds of joy were heard from the parlor. Mother emerged and came to greet him. “What is it, maw?” “Diamond jubilee.” “Huhr “it’s Luella and her young man, paw." “But what is this diamond jubilee business?” “He has jusf finished the payments on the engagement ring.” Likely Candidate { “I hear your boy has entered col-', lege, Hiram," said JehieL ( “Yes." assented the other. r : 4* “How is he doing?” asked the friend. • “The professors say his skull is tOD ’ thick to get anything, through.” answered the father. “Um, ha." “But of course, that makes him a star in football." WEALTHY, HUH?

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The First Convict—Lights out at 8 p. m. Up at 5 a. m. Not much like what we’re used to, bo. The Other One—Oh. well I. Early to bed and early to* rise makes a man healthy, wealthy* and wise. ‘Twat Ever Thue All umpires have one principle Which guides them all day long: “No matter what the case may be, The player's always wrong.” Secret of Youth City Friend — He’s a fine-looking, young fellow. Sturdy Oak—Y-e-e-8. City Friend —Well, anyway, he has a mighty good head. Sturdy Oak—lt ought to be good. That fellow’s head is brand-new; he’s never used It any. HAD SEEN BUT NOT HEARD

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“Ever seeh one o’ these yer automobile sirens?” “Sure I have! Yer can’t go on th’ street without one o’ them women winkin’ at yer from some machine.” Choice Though tn crossing ths street There is danger to life. That risk we prefer taking To crossing our wife. Just Like the Old Boy Professor Y. (to his wife) —Weil. 1 see you’ve put on that ugly old <bonbel again. When we were engaged yoc always wore such a becoming little straw hat I never' 1 see you wearing that any more. She’ll Learn - Phyllis—Your husband is simply wild about you. isn’t he? Lois —Yes, he raves about me In his sleep, but the poor absent-minded boy nearly always calls me by the wrong name.' • — Movie Talk t ’ “The movie people believe In giving credit where credit is due.” “Still. I have never seen the announcement —Scenery by Mother Nature.*! A Snappy Melody Miss Pippin—Have you “Kissed M« in the Twilight?” Music Clerk—lt must have been thi man at the next counter. I’ve beer here only a week. A Tip . “William,” snapped Mrs. Henpeck, -didn’t I hear the dock strike two as rou came in?” “You did, my dear," replied her hus>and. “It started to strike ten. but I rtopped it to keep from waking you jp." More to the Point x "I am going to marry a man who iraws beautiful pictures.” “That is all very well, but does he iraw any salary?" “Seats of the Mighty?* Mr. Pester—l just read about a man who paid $93,000 for a seat on the New York Stock exchange. His Wife—There should be some way to keep those choice seats out of the hands of the ticket speculators. And No Doctors, Either Bings—Here’s an article telling about some radical orator stating that wealth is a disease. Bangs—Well, rd like to be afflicted with a few incurable diseases.