The Syracuse Journal, Volume 16, Number 37, Syracuse, Kosciusko County, 10 January 1924 — Page 3

Watch Cutlcura Improve Your Skin. On rising and retiring gently smear the face with Cutlcura Ointment Wash off Ointment In five minutes with CuticurgSoap an<| hot water. It is wonderful what Cutlcura will do for poor complexions. dandruff. Itching and red, rough hands.—Advertisement Law Was Obeyed. “Just think, it was against the old bluo laws to kiss one's wife on Sunday ?" v "That so? What was the penalty?" “Dunno. No husband was ever brought up on the charge.”—Boston Transcript. The charm of a bathroom Is Its spotlessness. By the use of Red Cross Ball Blue all cloths and towels retain their whiteness until worn out.—Advertisement Then the Millennium. This will be a perfect world when men are ns liberal with their money as they are with their advice. —Bello Plain Herald. ■ ■ • ' —p : —r A Simple, Safe, Sure Remedy for all local aches and pains due to taking cold 4 or over exertion is an Allcock’s Plaster.—Adv. Hello, Thera! “Money talks.” “What language?" “Chink.” | “DANDELION BUTTER COLOR” A harmless vegetable butter, color used by millions for 50 years. Drug stores and general stores sell bottles ?f “Dandelion” for 35 cents.—Adv. j »\He Strove to Please. Boss—H?w old are you, sonny? Applicant—How old a boy do you want? I'nless you are willing to confess your Ignorance you can never acquire I knowledge. __ Ksep Well! Avoid SickneU. Take BrandrethTilK <»n«- or two nt red time will cl<*nse the system, purify the blood and keep you well.—Adv. People who cast bombs with their mouths may enjoy the roar, but they , are often sorry for the wreckage. A man always tells his wife that good husbands are made by letting , them have their own way; . ■ Granulated ayeiidn inflamed eyee | rsMrved cwnhrht by Roman Er* Balaam. - Oua trial convince*. J*i Pear! St.. X. T. Adv. j If the under dog doesn't howl he is . pretty safe to bet on. The best seasening for food Is hu» ger. for drink, thirst. • Hall’s Catarrh Medicine Treatment, both local and internal, and has been successful in the treatment of Catarrh for over forty years. Sold by all druggists. F. J. CHENEY CO., Tohdo, Ohio Stomach gas is a danger | sign of improper digea- ■Fzg R toon. Do not neglect 1L ■ JF//1 Break Up Gas Jaques* Capsules* tone up the stomach and digestive tract Restore proper digestion, carry off waste, relieve constipation and are- . vent the formation of gas which often has serious results. One or two with a swallow of water, after meals, helpdigestion. Taken regularly, they relieve many obstinate stomach troubles. Al ah’ drugguta qr 60 cents by mail postpaid from Jaques Capsule Co., hattsban. N. Y. KEMP’S Balsam! » v hhusai. otemno toa those •jesriw plain-b«mo. cmmiw ( sty; country. T.vppravenr carteal ty aeakera wo4 twelve ccntaVfor aamvi*. intormatkw r i <• Wear CWh ty, fnc A.-bary Park. NJ. Garfield Tea Was Yqur Grandmomr’s Remedy BFox> every stomach and intestinal UL This good old-fash-ioned herb home remedy for constipation. stomach ills i other derange- _ meats of the sy»- | lent ao prevalent tlrErfdays is in even greater favor as a family medicine than in your grandmother’s day. CURES tDLBS-lA GRIPPE feXAfewe i*3£>*p r— IWMhfii coM remedy wwM orw. Demand JtoeSrarin® Mr. portrait and igMtua At dUlDn&tata— 30 Ceara a Ibniorrow Alrtetit > 1G« a, jRjWM 1 ' Bniit /' j on; 1

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UJ 1 II . hi I I ■■■■■ * i. Too Fast for the Milk Sam had passed through a harrowtor experience. Be had seen a ghost. While hl* audience listened with bulging eyea, he related the details of Ids adventure: .... “Ah jea’ come oat of de cowshed," he said, "an* Ah had a bucket o’ milk in mah hand. Dm Ah hears a notoe by de side at de road an* de ghost rushes out!" "Good heavens F’ interrupted one «rs

his listeners. “Did yo’ shake with fright, Sam?" . ~ ; “Ah don't know what Ah shook wld. Ah haln’t sayin’ for suttln A> shook at all. But when .Ah rot home Ah found all de milk gone an* two pounds o’ butter in de bucket ’—Life. Regarded Salt as Sacred. The Bomans regarded salt as a sa* cred artkte of food, hence no other dish was allowed to be placed upon the dish before the salt was in podtlOa'

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The White Weasel. The ermine, or white weasel, Is the smallest of the fur-bearers found In North America. The finest ermine for comes from Russia and Siberia. In winter the animal is snow white ex* cept for a black tip <m> the end of the talk In summer it turns brown, and the brown for Is, far this reason, known on the market as “sum mer ermine.” . . Fat men convince good cooks that they have not lived in vain.

On the ! IJB Funny Side 101 LABOR SHORTAGE Farmer Ragwort—Minerva, did ye I notice that that new hired man is sort . of makin’ eyes at our Tilly? I Mrs. Ragwort—Yes, the impudent scamp. But Tilly will soon flare up and show him his place. Farmer Ragwort—Er, what? Ye don’t think as Tilly’d turn him down before I get the harvest in and the silos £lled, do ye?” j Presenting a Scapegoat “John, wake up,” whispered his wife, “There’s a burglar in the house.” “Well, what do you want me to do —get up and 'run the risk of being killed?” “No, but if you find in the morning that somebody's been through your pockets, don’t blame me.” Possible Reason. , - “This chicken tastes rather wooden.” ; “Well, it was hatched in an incubator, raised in a pen, and sent to a cold storage warehouse.” Friends No Longer. Maud —Oh, well, beauty passes, you know. Betty—Yes; a pity you didn’t stop tit on its way, Isn’t it? ; He. Had Been Thinking. i She—But don’t you believe that two can live cheaper than one? He —Yes; two men Tan live much cheaper than one woman. ' Failed to Note. "When you refused him my hand, papa, did he go down on his knees?’’ “Well, I didn’t notice Just where he landed.” —London Weekly Telegraph. NO PAY—NO ROOM i II id .■BRUBoarding House Mistress—He was a very sociable fellow, but, as he pay his rent, I had to get rid of him. Star Boarder—ln that case his room Is better than his company. Colder or Warmer. The weather sharp his charts will scan In quest of knowledge all exact; But, oh, the janitor's the man Who makes you know the real fact. Looking Ahead. Mr. Newlywed—Well, dear. I’ve insured my life for 55,000. Mrs. Newlywed—Oh, Jack, and the car I want costs seven! Natural. Albert —It’s funny, but I’m always luckiest when I’m broke. i’ Herbert —How’s that? Albert —I never lose any money then. A- Delightful Shock. Sam —How’s Jim getting along? I hear his wife ran away from him 1 Lou —He takes -it quite calmly now, but at first he was wild with joy I OF COURSE f=/ * = JL ,W ’ r JS ■ ZZZ V s. Egg Cup—Watcha beefin’ about? Egg—’Cause I’ve got a streak of yet low in me,, that’s what I The Living LighL There is no darkness— No lonely night When Love is with us— The whole world’s Light! The Old Hen. Mr. Flubdub ddn’t like his mother in-law. He came in one day and bearing a racket, demanded: "What*! the old hen up to now?" "Laying a carpet,” replied his wifi briefly. Found Her Out He had become engaged and was calling on her the next day. “So glad to see you, Bessie,” he said. "X met your brother just now, and ha said Td find you out” f “Oh, what about?" she asked, eagerly. He Should Know. ( Hotel Manager—The longest way around is the shortest way home, ya know. . Stranger—ril say so! That’s the way these taxicab drivers figure IL What Did She Mean? .. \ At a party, the husband of one of the guests arrived very late j *1 have only come to take my wife home” he explained. ! “Oh, my dear Mr. Blank,” said the gashing hostess, “why didn’t you come soonerr ' N A CoiwciGntiouß Objector* i Magistrate—Did you obtain aiy eorJroboration? | Wltness-Not me! 1 don't beifete fa Ht rm not afraid of smallpox—Lcm« Idon Tit-Bits. '

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Hypo-Co<| Built Up Jackson Woman’s Strength and Greatly Benefifed Her. ” ' . * Every day more people are finding out the wonderful merits Os Hypo-Cod, the great health builder and body cleanser. Too many people suffer needlessly with this or that- trouble when they could be relieved and helped by taking Hypo-Cod. Druggist? eS'erywhere are recommending it for weak run-down systems, coughs and colds. Indigestion, and stomach' troiiMe and as a general body bulld&r. Mrs. Adaline Holmes, R. F. D. No. 9, of JackRabbit Famines. The biological survey says that the statement that there Is a scarcity of rabbits every nine years is more or less true. Rabbits becohie very Bumerous and periodically die off, although, this does not occur regularly every nine years. It is thought, .that this 1$ caused by some disease spreading among the rabbits. Sure Relief FOR INDIGESTION W (dra'MLsfl) ,HWeE ,?£ 0 ’!/ H°t water Sure Relief DELL-ANS 254 AND 754 PACKAGES EVERYWHERE ; Reduces Bursal EnlargejM ments, Thickened, Swollen Tissues, Curbs, Filled Tendons Soreness from , jß® raisei er straißS » sto P” xm s P avin Lameness, allays pain. HZ Does not blister, remove the hair or lay up the horse. Only a few drops required at each ■KL-application. $2.50 a bottle at or delivered. Book 1 A free. | W.F.To<MG,bc^sl»l<—a St. SeriwfeM. Mm. 11 IbmUAM, dU-xJontiots. Hare a I •Mtn—twtuxal. baaatitni. AUdra(3fetstl.2S. ■ <l4. Goaranu«L B<auafeoeM>«t trM. Writ. B ERRYCQ.297SA Mich. Ave. ChiCago. I Phone Line on Pontoons. Something rather new in the use of pontoons is a telephone fine, in the Santiam forest, invented by a fire chief of the United States Department of Agriculture. Tills line extends for nearly a. quarter of a mile across a lake. The poles that were set in the lake bottom last fall were pulled out by the Ice, leaving the line in the water. Some pontoons were built by using large logs and making a s»rt of raft, which was anchored in the proper place by means, of hefavy stones and wire, and poles were erected upon the pontoons to which are attached swinging insulators. The Une Is being held up very satisfactorily by this arrangement .. rr .-. - Nothing bores an outsider so much as a row among kipfolk raging all around him. A woman need never be jealous of a man who Is miserly. * s

K f Rj A sIE Ji Aspirin SAY “BAYER” when you Proved safe by millions and prescribed by physicians for Colds Headache Neuralgia Lumbago Pain Toothache Neuritis Rheumatisdi c ' f X/ 4 jf/VfO Accept only "Bayer” package,..- . which contains proven directions* a .✓»” Handy “Bayer” boxes of 12 tablet* orl Also bottles of 24 and. 100—Druggist*. •. Aaptrfa to tta Mi Mfr W Bayer Mantrfaetare of Moeomettesddeater of BalkyUeacH ' - Two pleasant ways to relieve a cough, .! M Take your choice and suit y Ajfefajjf ' your taste. S-B—or Mentholr flavor. A sure relief for coughs, ' colds and hoarseness. Put one >, in your mouth at bedtime., ~ T »-* D » Always Aeep a box on hand. SMITH BROTHERS sb couglPß, ol * igaa SICK HEADACHEI Take a good dose of Carter’s Little Liver PiHs I r—^AMK^x—then take 2or 3 for a few nights after. They restore ■ lirawTfr&yN the organs to their proper functions and Beadadbc ■> and the causes of it pasa away. ' r ,-, .... /4TiVkr imr MSBunm bowbls 1

son, Mieft., had no appeUta» , <e! and what I did’eat did not-Moiirishr xxj I was-weak and-vmtounuch. .run down. One day a, friend' urged l mb' to take Hypo-Cod if I wanted to get wdY and’.. T got a bottle ,an<L si^eOOlT 1 After taking several bottlek I felt'like ■. n dlffererif wouian. ‘ i gaftied in fldsh and strength' and now WVC a, fine ap- > ® petite., jt. is certainly "a medicine and I .am.always a .ing. it after the way ,i£ meri .. Hypp-God .aud pjeiisaitf tp, takn., ■AntLsold by all gpotl druggists, if yoh want to regain ypqr health -get V- 6jSF~~* tie and-.-start,taking It today—Ady. ORIGIN OF WATIOHAL . March From ah Old Opera Played Hdnor of the Ameer of'Afghani- -tsvM ' stab Proves Huge„Suoceto. • ' ' • — • • ' ' " - . * f At ; the Durbar hi 1907.-.ln honor o£ f the- Ameer of Afghanistan,’when bandmasters, were instructed to ■ .the Afghan national anthem, they declared - that no one IB<l ever InHtTd ■ . such a tuner E\f''npwry"trnT 'rom—• . mandar in« chief. as appealed to ..fur instructions. ’lt ddeSiTf riflittcf two strdivs;’ Kitchener replied, W Ameer does not’ know a note, ,pf music. Play two or three Igirs of something - iieavy/“ pompous; and. sloU-; that’s 'to pleasd himr A ihrtrch 'frpltt one of the older operas, very ijttle known by the public, was, chosen, and played with such success that the newspapers of Bombay,. Calcutta, Madras and other, cities visited by the Ameer printed columns about the ’weirdly", behntiful oriental' Strains’. of the Afghan national an them. The nine In question is still, I believe, played at all royal functions at, Cahul.”—“Unconventional Memories,” by Ralph Nevill.. , ' ' •. '?>' Children’s, handkerchiefs OftOn look hopeless when they come to the laundry. Wash with good soap, rinse in water blued with Red dross Ball Blue. —Advertisement. v f ■ Pine Blister Rust Controlled. Control of white pirje blister rust is practical and Ingxpensive, says the* United States Department of Agriculture. All that Is required is to destroy the currant and gooseberry bushes within 900 feet of. the pines. The. cost may vary from 10 cents to, $2 an acre. During 1922 there were 472,887 acres in the, northeastern states cleared of these at an average cost of less than 20 emits au acre. , ■ •"■ >■ ’ -'>• 4 . In connection with the'campaign to eradicate this scourge of the white pine, it is pointed out that the tree is a prolific seeder, the heavy seed years cwuing at intervals of from three to seven years with- light seeding years intervening. As thir seedlings grow thick it is said that woodlot owners would benefit by replanting them in acant parts of tlie farm or in large openings In pipe woods. Another Misfit Name. .< A visitor to a' mountain scliool, after prodding an unhappy little boy- about various matters, asked him if he knew the Ten Commandments. 4'J.*! The boy said he did not. • ', “You don’t know the Ten Cotnmsndk meat's?” the visitor repeated. ' “No, sir,” the boy insisted. “What is your name, my lad?” . “Moses, sir.” The visitor gave it up. ' ' * Manv shady reputations are due to easting of reflections. * 1 Z