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TIED UP FOR LIFE The man of the house In name only mopped the bald spot In front where bis forehead should have been and taxed with intense hatred at his wife a few steps ahead. It seemed evident that he was about to divu'ge a confidence, and the hotel clerk leaned toward him with a friendly expectant glance. The grumbling on< came near* er to the clerk and said: "When I lot married Mr fidkg told her not to

do it and my folks told me not to do it. Said it was a misalliance and we wouldn't stay together a week. Misalliance nothing I I've been married twenty years, and I can’t even get out for one night "-—Prise Story in Judge. Frightened. Jimmy, who was inclined to be a braggart, was telling bis father and mother of his experiences while out camping. "And all of once I stepped on a big rattlesnake," be began. "How did you know it was a rattlesnake

Jimmy?" asked his father. “I Vould hear its teeth chattering the minute It saw me." Another Expert. The little man stood in front eat a picture of still life representing fruit and vegetables. "Jolly well dona” be exclaimed admiringly. “I know a bit about this kind of thing." “You are a picture dealer?" asked one of the bystanders. "N<\ a green, grocer," was the reply.—Pearson’s Weekly, London,

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B" Something to Think About “1 By F. A. IDALKER L y 1

PRACTICE PATIENCE TT OUGHT to be Impressed upon all A of us, whether young or old, that patience is one of the higher attributes of good breeding and gentility. No person, however accomplished he may be, can continue to hold the respect of others if he is given to frequent outbursts of ill-humor. Patience, it is generally conceded, is ennobling. It builds character, courage, thoughtfulness and friendliness. It never consciously ruffles another. It is a subject about which in the present day probably nothing has been rightly spoken Or written. We like to see its manifestation in others, but balk at its use ourselves when we are suddenly overwhelmed by a stress of passion which sweeps us off our feet and loosens an unruly tongtie. Poor, little, inconsistent mortals that we are, swept hither and thither by adverse forces, we have at least the courage sometimes to commend others for their good deeds. But through 'some imperfection in our makeup, or laxity of spiritual strength, we fail to emulate their worthy examples. For some undiscovered reason we seemingly prefer the gale and the snarling sea to the calm and quiet harbor. We often elect to rush into storm rather than to enjoy the quietude of our own friendly home. We are so overwrought, so mentally mulish, that we are unable to compose ourselves or commune intimately with reason. We risk our social position and good name by a stinging quip or an angry glare, caring not how deeply we may hurt our friends or injure ourselves. Failure to practice patience in the home has often robbed the inmates of

THE SAFE BET “It’s a long lane that has no turning.” “Squared another grudge against •omebody, eh.”

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YOUR CLOTHES CLOTHES do not make the num; but him. If they , are good well advert Is<hL If they are .soippy clothes he is badly advertised. If you are rich you can afford to neglect your personal appearance. If you are poor you cannot. Clothes are as much n part of n ' man's business equipment as the square and triangle are a part of the equipment of the draughtsman. ; An equitable income tax would make an allowance for a man’s clothes on i I the ground that they were a business adjunct as well as a protection. | THE UNSOUGHT j |g \B, CRACE E. HALL o SHE sits alone beside a eying fire. And sees her hopes to fleecy ashes go; Bids sad farewell to feminine desire For love and praise that other women know; The baby head she visions on her breast fj i Is but a sickening phantom, like the rest; The little home she one-time planned, is fled. i And mourned in silence, like the sacred dead. She sees her idol as In years long past She saw him, towering high among his kind; [n agony she sees him choose at last A painted doll, with neither heart nor mind; Beholds his home, where children are unknown, And knows his hopes, like hers, have sadly flown. In secret she has dared to call his name, To clasp him to her breast with ardent word, Hm e’en expressed, without a blush of shame, The burning love no other ears have heard; Has kissed the Ups that only smiled, one day, And left her to her dreams—and ashes gray. (© Dodd. Mead * Company.)

comradeship and love, both of which i are indispensable to continued happl- j ness. I Penetrate as far into the truth as you are able, and you will discover that patience veils from our lives j more joyous sunshine and inspiration than do many of our grosser iniquities. A pleasant smile and a kindly word are the good disciples of patience, always striving for peace and content. Let us become their intimates. (©, 1913. by McClure Newspaper Syndicate.) o A NERVY

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SUITOR. You just understand. si>, that | I want my daugh- 1 ter .to have as good a home j after marriage as' I before. j Well, you’re i not going to! break up housekeeping, are you?

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muiswwu wwwwwva o'Arwww Any sensible man out of a job will put up the best possible appearance before he hunts employment. It takes a keen judge of character i to go very far beyond clothes when he j is hiring help. If a man is poorly dressed the prosj pective employer jumps to the conclusion that he can’t be much good or he 1 would be better clad. If he Is well dressed the natural Iqj ference is that In past employment the • applicant had been worth enough to enable him to buy good clothes. There is no need of a cultivating advanced fashions or freak styles. The' tlushy dresser Is as badly off. from the job-hunting viewpoint, as the man whose trousers bag at the knees. But good clothes, well cared for, give an air of competence to any man, and are of vast service to him in Imi pressing others. The effect of clothes on man's own morale is also highly important. t© by John Blake.)

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Not to thß swift the race; not to the Btr<nisJ the fight; Not to the righteous perfect grace; not to the wise the light; But often faltering feet come surest to the goal; And they who walk in darkness meet the sunrise of the soul. A thousand times by night the Syrian hosts have died; A thousand times the vanquished right, hath risen glorified. —Henry Van Dyke. COMMON FOODS - SOUP is never out of season and Aon a chilly night makes a good supper dish. Baked Bean Soup. Put three cupfuls of cold baked beans, three pinta of water, two slices of onion, and two stalks of celery in a pan and simmer thirty minutes. Rub through a sieve, add one and one-half cupfuls of stewed tomatoes, season well with salt, pepper and bind with two tablespoonfuls each of butter and flour cooked together. Serve hot with croutons.

Has Anyone Laughed At You — Because— B> E Veyser jS You Always Take Work Home g | 5 Over Holidays or Week-Ends? 3 | X Maybe here the laugher has a 2 1 c good right to laugh. Maylie he n j g hasn’t. If you take your work g j i 0 home because there is no other g j § way to keep your job, that is one Q i i o tiling.* But usually you take g j § it home because you haven t - g systematized your work enough - j 3 in the shop to free you. Then, p ■ g too, you are safe if you take g 8 work home because it does free 3 2 you for other work during the o working day. You perhaps feel g § that you can help personally 3 1 p more if you are free in the g 2 oilice or that you can get more o air or lunch longer. *There <i are g 2 mixed good and bad reasons for $ $ taking work home. However, g A they are mostly bad. 3 ‘ 2 so «T 3 Your get-away is: g If you get stale on your job. 2 • S don’t blame the job. if you don’t X » get stale on the job your home 3 work is only making you one- 8 2 sided. Choose! q ' {> ©by McClure Newspaper Syndicate.) g

, ■■■ in I— W < Young TLady • j Across the Way -O 1 I I lLr mrjt _ ||j*gr ___— The young lady across the way says Rola Negri looks as white as anybody in her photographs.

—————l Broiled Kidneys. Order veal kidneys with the suet left on. Trim carefully, split, arrange on a buttered broiler and broil ten minutes. Remove the pieces to buttered toast, pour over melted butter and season with salt, cayenne and lemon juice. Garnish with parsley. Steamed Apple Pudding. Mix and sift two cupfuls of flour, four teaspoonfuls of baking powder, .one-half teaspoonful of salt Add two tablespoonfuls of butter and threefourths of a cupful of milk; toss on a floured board, pat and roll out. Place four apples cored and cut in eighths In the middle of the dough, sprinkle with sugar, cinnamon ar nutmeg and a little salt; bring the dough up around the apples and place tn a buttered mold. Steam an hour and a half. Serve with cream and sugar. *&. 1533. Waatara N«W«M*ar U a too. I

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Observant. ■ “She was married in the same church where three ceremonies had been previously performed for her?’’ “Yes.” —— “A familiar environment, eh?” “Quite. She even noticed that a tear in the altar carpet hadn’t been mended since her last trip.”—Binning ham Age-Herald. MOTHER! GIVE SICK BABY “CALIFORNIA FIG SYRUP’’ Harmless Laxative to Clean Liver and Bowels of Baby or Child.

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