The Syracuse Journal, Volume 5, Number 18, Syracuse, Kosciusko County, 29 August 1912 — Page 3
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SYNOPSIS. Garrett Coast, a young man of New York City, meets Douglas Blackstock, who Invites him to a card party. He accepts, although he dislikes 'Blackstock, the reason being that both are in love with Katharine Thaxtei Coast fails to convince her that Blackstock is unworthy of her friendship At the party Coast meets two named Dundas anci Van Tuyl. There Is a quarrel, and Blackstock shoots Van Tuyl dead Coast struggles to wrest the Weapon from hlrn. thus the police discover them. Coast Is arrested for murder. He is convicted, hut as he begins his sentence, Dundas, names Blackstock as the murderer and /kills himself Coast becomes free, tyflt Blackstock has married Katherine Tl/axter and fled. Coast purchases a ya/ht and while sailing sees a man thrown from a distant boat. He rescues the.' fellow who is named Appleyard They 'Jrrive at a lonely Island, known as No Man’s Land. Coast starts out to explore th e place and comes upon some depf-rted buildings He discovers a man ‘Ad Upon going further-and approaching a house he sees Katherine Thaxter. / who explains that her husband, under the nam< of Plack. has bought the island. He Is blind, a wireless operator and has a station there. Coast informs her that her husband murdered Van Tuyl. Coast Bees Blackstock and some Chinamen burying a man. They fire at him. but he Is rescued by Appleyard, who gets him to the Echo in safety, and there he reveals that he is a secret service man and has been watching th" crowd on the Island, suspecting they are criminals. Coast is anxious to fathom the mysteries of No Man’s Land, and is determined to save Katherine. Appleyard believes that Black and his gang make a shield of the wireless station to conduct a smuggling business. Coast penetrates to the lair of Blackstock’s disguise. Katherine enters tb< room and passes him a note which tells’ Coast that neither his life or her own are safe. Coast feels that B’ackstoek suspects him. Appleyard and the Echo disappear. Coast assures Katherine of his protection, and she Informs him that they are to abandon the island Immediately. The- blind man and his coolie servant overpower Coast, who afterward escapes and Is met by Katherine, wishing to flee They discover a yawl but before they can reach it the cooli" disables the craft. Black appears and ( tauntingly states that he Is no longer blind. He is overpowered, and Coast and Katherine fly from the spot, and go to a remote part of the island and signal a® boat wluch they see in the distance. Appleyard and the Echo appear. Blackstock comes rushing to the boat, claim tng fie Is dying, and is taken on board. CHAPTER XXL—(Continued.) Stooping low to escape the banging of the boom, Coast stepped over the Chinaman’s body and went to Blackstock. He had some trouble overcoming his physical repugnance to the task, but resolutely forced himself to touch the man. seizing a shoulder with one hand, while with the other he lifted his head and exposed his face to-the light, it shone a ghastly white, but the jaws were set and in their sockets the prominent eyes moved and , lifted to Coast’s face, with a dim, pale glimmer of recognition. But it was evident at a glance that only his tremendous vitality and force of will sustained the man; the blootj soaked bo tom of his flannel shirt told too plainly the tale of a terrible drain upon his •trength. "Appleyard—” "No: thife one’s first —he’s done for completely.” interrupted the little man with prompt decision; “we’ve got to get him out of the way before we can ! move. T’other can wait.” “But he’ll die—” “I’m satisfied. Here, lend me a lift, at this, won’t you?” Together with Considerable difficulty. they managed to raise the body of Chang to a side seat and then over the rail. A sullen splash and a I ihower of spray, molten silver in the moonlight, were all his funeral rite. “And now for the quick,” said Appleyard; “and quick’s the word.” But as they approached Blackstock the man. drawing upon some unsuspected reserve of nervous force, deliberately if with torturing effort, pulled himself together, lifted a leg over the wheel and slipped off the box to the seat to leeward. A grim ghost of a smile showed upon his face, and tor a fugitive instant there shone from his eyes a gleam of their onetime mocking luster, a little proud and disdainful, altogether unrepentant. Then with a long sigh, his chin dropped down on his breast again. “Thanks," said Appleyard, callously; “you’ve saved us a deal of trouble and exertion, I’m sure. Coast, take the wheel, will you, while I get Mr. Blackstock a drink «nd see what can be done to save his worthless hide ter a more evil end.” Obediently Coast placed himself on the box. “Any idea where we are?" he. asked. Blackstock roused at the query and raised his head, staring round the horiton. “Vineyard sound,” he croaked hoarsely, with a nod to leeward; where, against the pale blue splendor of the sky the twin red masthead bea- - cons of the light vessel watched them, several milek abeam. Coast consulted Appleyard’s face. “New Bedford?” he asked, tersely. The little man nodded. “Best for all concerned.” he added; “especially if this festive hydrophobiac is to get proper attendance.” With a snort of disgust he moved to Coast’s side, and trimmed the sheet. K the latter swung the Echo off upon her course,; then turned and went forward to the companion door, descending to the cabin. Thereafter for a* little Coast heard Indistinctly the murmur of Applecard's voice, civil apd pleasant but firm, contending with Katherine’s. He understood that she was arguing against her own wishes and natural Instincts, insisting she must go to her husband’s aid, while the little man was# insistently refusing to permit anything of the sort. . And confirmation of this deduction was furnished when the detective’s small,. blonde-thatched head appeared against the light. ‘‘Don’t worry,, madam,” he was saytag in conclusion.- “Leave him to me; i’naan old hand at first aid to the injured, and I can do for him infinitely more than , you’d dare attempt. if there’s the slightest need of you, I’ll he the first to let you know.” He wagged his head obstinately and Mme on deck, grumbling privately terne refreshingly personal opinion as to the general- and perverse intractability of. the feminpie sex. Balancing himself before Blackitock. who in the Interim had sunk Biro • semblance of lethargy, he meaa-
meu uui a fcuuu uuu ui uiauuj to an equal amount of water, tucked the bottle. Securely corked, beneath his arm, and roused the wounded man w’lth a touch as gentle and considerate as his attitude and words were rough. “Here,” he said; “get this down, and we’ll make an examination, Blackstock.” Appleyard holding the glass to his lips, Blackstock . drank greedily. “Thanks,” he muttered huskily as the little man took away the glass drained to the final drop. "Don’t thank me—’tlsn’t my-brandy. If it was. I doubt I’d give you any.” He moved off and placed the bottle and the glass in a corner, where they were in no danger of overturning, now that a trained and steady hand was at the helm and the Echo moving smoothly and easily to a leading wind. "Now, harf a mo’,” he continued. “I’m going to get. this motor going”—and with this he dropped into the open enginepit—“and then I’ll have a look at your ; wounds.” He bent over and began to rock the flywheel. Slowly the warming spirit worked a change in Blackstock, lending him a fictitious and evanescent sense of strength. He straightened up against the back of the seat, a faint touch of color dyeing his cheeks, and with a
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peculiar half-smile watched the little man at work. “What’s the use?” he asked abruptly in a voice more clear than heretofore. “What’s thb use of what?” asked Appleyard sharply, looking up. “Os troubling with me—trying to save my life?” "Oh .‘ . .” With a sudden cough the motor began to hum; Appleyard sat down on the edge of the hatch coaming, folded his hands before him and continued to eye the wounded man. "I don’t know,” he said with an air of open confession. “I don’t know, I’m sure. Business, so far as I’m concerned; commonplace humanity with Coast, I presume; all that sort of nonsense. Why? Don't- you want to be helped—saved?” Soberly Blackstock shook his heavy head. “No,” he said evenly. “What’s the use? I’m at the end of my tether, as far as getting any of the savor out
Influence of Salt Water
■ 3 It Induces Some to Drink, Others te ’ Be Profane, and Others to Tell Falsehoods. When riding on the harbor steam boats use your ears. Tben you will not need your eyes nor your brains. By paying heed to the intentionally audi ble remarks of your neighbor it will ' be possible to pick up more inaccurate information than in any other place in the city The deck of a ferry or the rail of a steamer acts curiously on the human mind. If it does not know. It will risk a guess, and the wilder the guess the more willingly risked It is well known that salt water acts in freakish ways on the conscience. To some it brings an overwhelming im pulse to get drunk; to others it brings a disposition to the freeest use of profanity; and still others, . who would never think of fibbing from the windows of a railroad train (dear old gentlemen, and innocent young girls), the instant they put oft from the wharf begin to tell the most shocking whoppers.—Boston Transcript Rothschild’s Valedictory. One day In September, nearly a hundred years ago, an old Jew lay dying In a gabled house that bore the device of a red shield in the ghetto of Frank-fort-on-the-Maln. Grouped around his bed were five stalwart sons. In a firm voice this father in Israel admonished his children to be loyal to the faith of Moses; to remain united to the end;
of life’s concerned. . . . Can’t see • the profit of clinging to what’s going to be only a Durden to are from now ob. . . . Prefer to be let alone. He swung his bead as though it . were lead, to bring his gaze to rest on Coast; for a full minute he eyed him I steadily, wonderingly; then with a lit- | tie nod he moistened his lips with hii tongue. “Besides.” he said, with more perceptible strain, “I’m only in the way. With me out of it. everything’!) run more smoothly for all of you.” By a mysteriously reinforced effort he lifted himself suddenly to his feet and stood swaying while Appleyard from his low seat and Coast from hia post of duty watched him In amaze ment. “Repentance?” said the man slowly, i as if iterating some recently spoken word. He laughed briefly and without mirth “No; nothing like that. I’m not that sort ... which you can’t understand. . . . No; I’m just a bad loser, that’s all. I’ve played the game 1 liked—which you can’t under i stand either, for you played on the other side —and I’ve lost out. . . . It’s over . . - and paid for . . . as much as I intend ever to pay. . . .” He smiled again bis curious, secret smile. . "That’s all. . . Obituary: Here lies a bad loser. R. I. P. . . Gentlemen . . ” He leaned heavily on the coaming. • “Kindly convey respects to wife —and regrets. . . .” With an exclamation of awakening comprehension Appleyard tried suddenly to lift himself out of the engine- i pit. Blackstock smiled strangely and pityingly down at him. “Too late,” he said. . . . “That’s all. G’d-night . Before Coast had grasped an inkling of his purpose the man. placing a foot j
upon the seat, put forth his final ounce t of strength and plunged over the side. Coast put the wheel dow : n hard and swung the Echo up into the wind. A glance at their wake showed him a spot of yeasty, churning water, silver upon the black. As the boat came up he would have leaped from his place, but Appleyard was too quick for him. The hand of the fittlta man struck flat against his chest and thrust him j back upon the box. Simultaneous! y Appleyard seized the wheel and sent the spokes spinning round to leeward. With a jerk the boom shot off and the mainsheet tautened. “No!” cried Appleyard, his small, wizened face singularly white and solemn in the moonlight “No, let him go—let him go the way he wants tc go, I tell you—to whatever God he owns, with this, at least one decent ; act to plead for mercy on his soul!” [THE END.)
» —'■ | Ito intermarry, and to obey their mother In all things. “Observe these rules," he declared “and you will be rich among the rich est, and the world will belong to you.* Such was the earthly valedictory oi Mayer Amschel Rothschild. As everybody well knows, that death ! i bed prophecy came true long ago. Th< i world’s only billionaire dynasty is evi I dence of Its wisdom and\ foresight [ Premiers, cabinets, whole royal sue ! cessions have arisen, ha-1 their brlel i imperial day, and totternd to theli ; fall; kingdoms of trade have devel oped and declined; but the reign oi the Rothschilds has continued. Theh - scepter has been gold; their royal de cree, the banknote—Munsey’s Maga , zine. Inadequate. The American tourist in France clapped his boatman guide on the shoulder and excitedly pointed to where, a few yards away, several fish erraen were tugging at their lines and making a splendid haul from the sea. “What are they catching?” asked I the American eagerly. “Fish!" was the prompt reply. . > More Pressing. “Did you ever consider that old prob lem of where ail the pins go?" “No, I am going to take up the solution of that problem as soon as I have learned where all the dollar* go."—Houston Post
wmr and VzU 1 CANVASSER MEETS HIS EQUAL ; Aggressive Sewing Machine Agent Runs Into Undertaker and la Forced to Retreat. He was a sewing machine agent of he most aggressive/ type. For 20 minutes the lady of the house had >fen awajting an opportunity to say the already possessed one. At last le paused. Only long enough, however. to thrust a card into the lady’s land. The bit of pasteboard was cerainly a novelty. “My name is Sellum," it read, “of he firm of Blang and Company, sewng machine manufacturers, and I inend to prove to you that it is madless to defer purchasing one of our mequaled machines.” After a long iescription of the machine came the tollowing: “You may plead that you ire unable to work a machine. I will •emove that objection in 15 minutes. >r in three lessons. . Will call next Wednesday.” When the agent called again a sixtoot man opened the door and blandy remarked: "You’re thb sewing machine man, 1 suppose?" "Yes,, I called last week, and —” “Yes, I know," interrupted the big man. “You don’t know me, I suppose? M; name's Bury, of Bury and Keepem, undertakers, hnd I intend to prove to you that it is madnes to deter purchasing one of our unequaled coffins.” The agent began to edge away. "You may plead that you are scarcely qualified for a coffin,” the big man went on. 1 will remove that objection n ten seconds.” Bo' the agent simply flew from the house. A Drifting Apart. "Well, what did you think of Dr. Plumper’s sermon this morning?” asked Mrs. Poopleigh of Mr. Poopleigh, is they were returning home. “I’m afraid, niy dear,” saad Mr. Poopleigh. “that I failed to catch the drift of his remarks.” “No doubt, no doubt,” observed Mrs. Poopleigh. in caustic tones. “And the, reason why you failed to catch the drift of Dr. Plumper’s remarks was probably because you yourself were drifting toward Slumberland.” COULDN’T LOSE 4Tom—She broke the engagement Dick —What did Harry do? Tom—He sent her a bill for the use the engagement ring for the time hey were engaged. iAt Two in the Morning. The Jolly Fellow (to the ma# above, who has been dragged from his bed by the wild ringing of his front doorbell)—One of your windows is wide jpen. Mr. Dressing Gown—Thanks, awful- : ly. old man. Which one is it? The Jolly Fellow —The one you have .our head out of. Ta tai— Pearsott’s Weekly. Not Fishless. Bill—Where have you been? Bill —Fishing. “Any luck?” “Well, I’m taking home quite a few fish." “Where, are they?” “In my pocket. I stopped at the store and bought a can of sardines.” An Encouraging Observation. "The prayers delivered at the great ponventions have been beautiful.” “Yes.” replied the delegate. “I am pleased to observe that our nation is progressing in religious ideals. The prayers were the only utterances that mej with unanimous approval.” Evidently Not. “I don’t believe any man who turns io golf for his recreation can go very >ar wrong.” “You don’t, eh? Say, I guess you don’t know how easy‘it is for a golfer ' to slice his drive.” i On the Other Hand. “How can you stand ft to be the wife of an aviator? I should think the mcertainty would be dreadfully trying on your nerves.” “It isn’t the uncertainty, but the ! certainty that makes me worry.” Doctor's Revenge. Landlady—You believe in mustard 1 asters? M. D —Rather! I always order them «r patients who call me out in the : middle of the night when there’s noth- ■ jig ‘he matter with ’em. —The ScalpeL i
AFRAID TO ASSERT HIMSELF * ' ' Agreeable Person Assented to Every ! Proposition Made to Him Rather ,> Than Argue. "Don't yon think a man is a fool to ' try to drown his sorrows in strong liquor?” - i “Yes.” “And don’t you think chewing to ; bacco is an awful nasty habit?” **Yes.” “Don’t you think that a man who i smokes is foolish to burn up money in . that way?” “Yes.” ■ “Don’t you think it is ridiculous to ■ deny women the right to vote when tramps ignorant foreigners who have no knowledge of our institutions are permitted to ballot?? “Yes.” “Don’t you think a woman who does a man’s work as well as a man could ! do it ought to have a man's pay?” i “Yes.” “For mercy's sake why don’t you ! speak ub and argue about something? Haven’t you an idea of your own?” Our Own Minstrels. “Mistah Walkah, wot am de diffunce ■ ’tween a pantry an’—an’ a Mexican?” j “I give it up, Sam; what is the difference between a pantry and a Mexlean?” “De one am a larder an’ de uddah ! am a. greaser." “Ladies and gentlemen, the celebrated baritone, Sig. Kawlln de Kow- j zome, will now sjng the favorite sentimental ballad entitled, “My Heart Is I Yours, Reginald, but I’ll Go Back tc ' Ma Before I’ll Darn Your Socks.’” TERSE AND TRUE. 2UA 11 Jim--Well, vacation time is here j Where are you going? Jack—lnto debt. Wasted His Time. “How is your boy getting along since he graduated?” “Poorly. He was too frivolous at i college.” A “Wouldn’t study, eh?" . “Didn’t go in tor the right thing I Went in for rowing instead of base J ball. What chance has he to get on a fat salary roll?” Better for AH Concerned. “What horse is there for me this j morning, Pai?'' “Well, sor. the one you rode yester day is lame and the one you rode I the day before is at the vet’inary’s.’ , “What did your master say I was tc . ride today?” “He said you was to ride a strate car, sor.” —Life. Science in the Kitchen. She —Here is a woman who says the only girl to marry—is one who has i been ihtight domestic science. He —What sort of education is that! She —It’s the sort that turns a kitcb en into an experimental laboratory and makes the garbage can a retort of waste tissues and discarded caloric. And Then He Dared. She —If you could only have on< wish what would it be? He —It would be that—that—oh. ti I only dared to tell you, what it woulc be! She —Well, go on. Why do you sup pose I brought up the wishing sub ject? f Literary Progress. “Do you think that friend of oun adds to his prestige by quoting th» names of great men of the past?” “Undoubtedly. iHe raises his cam paign literature from the rank o current fiction to that of the historic i novel.” ..■ • ’ Benefactors. “The food barons are claiming cred it for putting up the price of food stuffs as benefactors of their kind.” “How do they do It?” “They say all experts are advislnj the public in the summer to eat spar ingly” Hampered. “Now. my dear young lady,” 4 ' sai< | the professor. “You are going ou \ into the world. My 'advice to you ii this: Be yourself.” “I’d like to. professor," was the un expected response, “but my dress maker won’t let me.” ’ Confidential. “Say, what was that story about Elvira?" “Well, can you keep a secret?” “Sure.” “So can I.” His Chief One. ‘.‘Are you foolish enough to thin) -. bu can drown your troubles U | c.rink?” .i "Os course not. My wife can swim.’ Accounted For. “This letter from your son in co) legp is short.” “So’s my son. That’s why he wrott it’* His Place. “That man is-a perfect icicle.” “I wish they would put him li charge of the weather bureau forth i rest of the summer.” Snatching at Opportunity. “Will you be engaged this weeJ I Miss Mabel ?” . • ’ 7 “Oh. Mx. rashly, this is so suddeni
INUBWIONAL SUNDAYSCnOOL Lesson (By E. O. SELLERS. Director of Evening ; Department. The Moody Bible Institute, . Chicago.) LESSON FOR SEPT. 1. DEATH OF JOHN THE BAPTIST LESSON TEXT—Mark 6:14-29. GOLDEN TEXT—“Be thou faithful unto death, and I will give thee the crown of I life."—Rev. 2:10. ( The story of Hamlet and Banquote ghost is no more vivid or dramatic | than the story of the tragedy of John the Baptist. “And Kihg Herod heard of him,” v. 4/’'bf course Herod would hear of the rising young cousin of John who was creating such a stir throughout Galilee. His coarse, sinful, licentious, heart cringed at the rebuke of such a life of purity, one that performed so many good deeds, one who was constantly ministering to others con- j trasted with the life of Herorf, who only ministered to his own selfish lusts.. Small wonder he should exclaim, “It is John whom I beheaded, and one can hear in fancy the rising tide of terror that surged through his heart as he must have screamed. “He is risen from the dead!” The first three verses of the lesson are a vivid picture of how the fame of this young . Galilean affected the consciencestricken and guilty-hearted usurper upon the throne. ’ Who was this Herod? In the first place, he was guilty of the sin of ln-_ 1 rest, for he had married the wife of his brother Philip, who was still living. From verse eighteen of the lesson we learn further that the bold And courageous John had , rebuked him of this evil and as a result Herod had cast him into prison, and ttiough he may have desired, yet he did not as yet (Tare to take his life. Added to this is the anger of a sinful woman. The purest flower that blooms is a godly woman. The vilest and most vindictive creature upon earth Is most frequently a fallen Voman. M e need to remember 'in this case that Herodias was aware of t|ie heights from which she, had fallen for she 1 was of Jewish descent. She had first ■ married'* Herod Philip I. then eloped to marry this Herod Antipas, who was also her step-uncle and who at the time had a wife living. John a Just Man. This precipitated a war which resulted in the overthrow and utter i loss of the army belonging to the : father of Herod’s lawful wife. Why ' did Herod hesitate to comply with all ! that Herodias desired? Verse 20 tells ; us, because John “was a just man and i an holy.’’ Righteousness is often a,i ! man’s surest safeguard". Herod was not altogether, devoid of conscience as i we have already seen, and this is i further evidence of that fact. Verse ; 20 adds that when Herod heard him :he was “perplexed and heard him gladly.” We believe that Herod was i seeking some sort of a recanting upon i the part of John, that he w-as glad I (-anxious) to hear from-his lips some I sort of statement that would justify his liberation and was perplexed over i the persistence of John, who, though I in prison, never for one moment low- ' ered his standard of divine righteous- j ness. nor trimmed his sails so as to ■; catch the wind of Herod’s popular J favor. That this was John’s attitude j and that it was known to Herodias is evident from the beginning of the , verse 21, “and when a convenient day was 4'ome.” Herodias was all too ' ready and willing to seize her oppor- ; tunlty. To evidence her depths of depravity and also her anxiety, note that Hero- , dias was willing to sacrifice the mod- | esty of her own daughter to gain her end. The use of the word “herself” ; v. 22 R. V„ is evidence that it was i an unusual thing for this daughter of a queen thus to exhibit herself. Now note the oath of the liquor and j lust-drunken king. What an appalling request. What a terrible consequence. !■ What lengths men will go to “keep t their word" given thoughtlessly or uttered In the heat of passion. This is one of the blackest pictures of his- ; tory. A lust-driven, licentious potenfate, a rebuked but vindictive queen, slave of these same passions. Not Real Sorrow. The child of the home thrust forth before the gaze of the court to help se- ; cure the ends of a murderous mother. ; A godly, fearless saint who had a great \ message from a great God, and with- i out halting, hesitancy or compromise i continued to deliver that message till stricken down in the midst of an orgy of passion. . Herod’s sorrow was not “unto repentance” (v. 26) but rather ■ that of zb. guilty conscience. We need now to return again to the j first verse of the lesson and we can well believe it must have been a sted ! wail, “He 1b risen” (v. 16). History i tells us Herod lost his kingdom and ' that he and Herodias died in exile. Let us turn from this awful picture i. and look at John. How different. Thus dies he who was the greatest born of i a woman. Thus died one who dared j to rebuke evil in high places. One | who would not compromise to save I his life, and one who was faithful unto death (see the Golden Text). Can we I hesitate to believe,that John received his crown? A suggested outline for this lesson j i as follows; [. A Terror-Stricken Conscience.— w. 14-16. 1. Jesus’ name spread abroad, v. 14. 2. Men sought to explain Jesus, v. 15. . < 3. Herod’s guilty conscience, v. 16. 11. A Wicked Woman’s Hatred, v. 17-25. 1. The effect of righteous life. 2. Herod’s downward steps. 111. The End of a Faithful Preaclv* er. v. 26-29. 1. Hqrod’s wicked oath. 2. John’s penalty (2 Tim. 3-12). 3. John’s reward ((Rom. 8-18). 4. Contrast his end with that of Herod. »
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