The Syracuse Journal, Volume 4, Number 1, Syracuse, Kosciusko County, 4 May 1911 — Page 3

BREACH OF PROMISE CASE. Si _ sici»t» e r\ 3 aittcf, •»<» JL I MKna J l»Wk>X ( ) jESjWI ~ flflr vfl ’ t.-’f > Hix—Letter writing never amounts io anything. Dix—Oh, I don’t know. Ten letters ;ost me SI,OOO once. ‘ECZEMA ITCHED SO I COULDN’T STAND IT.” “I suffered with eczema on my neck tor about six months, beginning by little pimples breaking out. I kept scratching till the blood came. It kept getting worse, I couldn’t sleep uights any more. It kept Itching for about a month, then I went to a doctor and got some liquid to take. It seemed as if I was going to get better. The itching stopped for about three days, but when It started again was even worse than before. The eczema itched so badly I couldn’t stand It any more. I went to a doctor and he gave me some medicine, but it didn’t do any good. We have been having Cuticura Remedies in the house, so I decided to try them. I had been using Cuticura Soap, so I got me a box of Cuticura Ointment, and washed off the affected part with Cuticura Soap three times a day, and then put the Cuticura Ointment on. The first day I put it on, it relieved me of itching so I could sleep all that night. It took about a week, then I could see the scab come off. I kept the treatment up for three weeks, and my eczema was cured. “My brother got his face burned with gunpowder, and he used Cuticura Soap and Ointment The people all thought he would have scars, but you can’t see that he ever had his face burned. It was simply awful to look at before the Cuticura Remedies (Soap and Ointment) cured it.’’ (Signed) Miss Elizabeth Gehrkl, Forrest City, Ark., Oct 16, 1910. Although Cuticura Soap and Ointment are sold by druggists and dealers everywhere, a liberal sample of each, with 32-page booklet on the care and treatment of skin and hair, will be sent, postfree, on application to Potter D> & C. Corp., Dept X, Boston. Open-Air Schools Increasing. Since January 1, 1907, sixty-five open-air schools for children afflicted with or predisposed to tuberculosis have been established in twenty-eight cities, according to an announcement made by the National Association for the Study and Prevention of Tuberculosis. The first open-air school in the United States was established on January 1, 1907, by the board of education of Providence, R. 1., at the instance of Dr. Ellen A. Stone. The next school was established in May of the same year at Pittsburg, and the third at Boston in July, 1908. According to the reports received by the National Association, the result of the open-air class-work has been to restore most of the children to normal health and efficiency. One of these open-air schools or classes should be established for each 25,000 population, especially in cities. ED GEERS, “The grand old man,” he is called for he is so honest handling horses in races. He says: “I have used SPOHN’S DISTEMPER CURE for 12 years, always with best success. It is the only remedy I know to cure all forms of distemper and prevent horses in same stable having the disease.” 50c and $1 a bottle. All druggists, or manufacturers. Spohn Medical Co., Chemists, Goshen, Ind. A Backhanded One. He—The great trouble with Gabbleigh ie he talks too much. She —That’s strange. When he’s been with me he’s scarcely said a word. He—Oh. lie’s too much of a gentleman to interrupt. It Came Too Easy. Cashier —I’m sorry, madam, but I can’t honor this check. Your husband’s account is overdrawn. Lady—Huh! I thought there was something wrong when he wrote this check without waiting for me to get hysterical. Important to Mothers Examine carefully every bottls of CASTORIA, a safe and sure remedy for infants and children, and see that it Bears the Signature of In Use For Over 30 Years. Children Cry for Fletcher’s Castoria Not Alarming. ’Arry—l ’eard you’ve got a Job, Bill. Is it a fac’? Bill —Yus it’s true; but there ain’t no cause for anxiety; it’a only tempory!—London Opinion. Constipation causes and aggravates many serious diseases. It is thoroughly cured by Dr. Pierce’s Pleasant Pellets. The favorite family laxative. The ship in which many fond hopes go down is courtship. Garfield Tea, invaluable in the treatment of liver and kidney diseases! It is not necessarily true that the eworst is yet to come

ONE WAY DE, GETTING EVEN Policeman Is Willing to Allow Dentist Torture Patient After Latter Tells His Story. 1 ~ "Here,” said the policeman after he had hurriedly entered the dentist’s reception room, “what’s goln’ on? You’ve had a man in there hollerin’ bloody murder for nearly half an hour. Why don’t you give him something to stop his pain?” “Give Him something to stop his pain? My dear sir, you don’t understand. I had occasion to take a lady to lunch one day last week—oh, it was a business matter, nothing more —and this chap saw me. Well, the next day he happened to meet my wife, whom he knew before she was married, and he mentioned that he had seen me and wanted to know what the other lady’s name was. Os course, I-—” “Oh, never mind. Go ahead and kill him.” - Too Much of a Risk. The beautiful girl had fallen into the lake, and, much to the displeasure of the mdving picture man, the tried and tested hero refused to go to her aid. | “What’s the trouble with you?” demanded the moving picture man angrily. “Why didn’t you jump in and rescue the maid?” “Skeered I might get drowned,” responded the hero nonchalantly. "But you are wearing your new hero medal?” “That’s, just the trouble. The blamed weighs so much I’m skeered I’d sink.” May Be for Effect. ’ "I before saw a man so enthusiastic about the future of his town.” “He does indeed seem to be very enthusiastic about the future of his town, but I have often wondered if he really feels that way or ls merely playing a part.” “Why do you question his sincerity?” “I happen to know that most of his money is invested in ’town lots he would like to sell.” Overdone. "The doctors are urging all kinds of sanitary measures and precautions upon the public.” “Yes, if all the recommendations and warnings were followed, a man’s home would look like a hospital." A MARINE JOKE! s JL. Midshipman Easy—l wonder what people Will say when they hear I am going to, marry old Widow Billyuns? Lieut. Blunt —They’ll probably say you’re a mariner for money. His Finish. "I was surprised to see old Tltewad's death notice in your paper this morning.” “You must be mistaken. The only notice concerning Tltewad was the account of how he lost a thousand dollars in speculation.” . “Well, he didn’t live after that, did he?” The Usual. City Editor—Anything new about that accused deaf mute? Reporter—He got his hearing today. City Editor—What happened? Reporter—He’d nothing to say.— Puck. Discovered. "Why do you think Myrtle Is In love?" asked the girl’s father. “I noticed this morning when I was in the library that a book of poems by Owen Meredith had been tampered with.” Practical. He— ls I should kiss you, I suppose you'd go and tell your mother. She— No, my lawyer.—Boston TranMrivt

FATHER FORGOT TO REGISTER Inquisitive Youngster Wrings Confession From Parent After Considerable Questioning. “Paw, who you goin’ to vote for: when the election comes ’off?” "Don’t bother me, Johnny.” (Pause.) “Paw, who you goin’ to vote for?" “Johnny don’t you see I’m busy?” (Another pause.) “Paw, who you goin’ to vote for?” "I’m not going to vote for anybody. Are you satisfied now?” “Why ain’t you goin’ to vote for anybody, paw?” “I’ll send you to bed if you don’t quit bothering me!” (Still another pause.) “Paw, why ain’t you goin’ to vote for anybody?” “Because I forgot to register. Now if you say another word I’ll spank you!” (Johnny looks amazed, but says nothing more.) No Ordinary Affair. "Yes, when Josiah and me got married we had an awful fine weddin’." “I suppose it was a church affair?" “Indeed it was! I’ll never forgit it till my dyin’ day. I guess everybody for miles and miles around was there. We had music on the organ and bridesmaids and a best man and all them kind of things, you know, and when the paper wrote it up the next mornin’ It said right in the headlines that we plighted our troth.” COST THE COMPANY MONEY. —— > First Baseball Crank —Kill the um pire—kill the umpire. Second Ball Crank —Don’t say that, sport I just insured him yesterday. The Pessimistic Father. “Just remember, my boy, that the higher you set your goal the finer your achievements will be when you reach it.” “Yes, I know that, dad, but isn’t there a slight chance that I may set it so high I’ll never get quite to it?” “Oh, thunder, don’t worry about that. You’ll never reach it, no matter where you set it” Simple Remedy. Doctor' (to' wife of patient)—And—er—l hope you took his temperature this morning? Wife—Well, it were like this, sir, I put the barometer on ’is chest, and it went round to very dry, sir, so 1 gave ‘im a pint of beer, an T e went to work this morning.——London M. A. P. Educational. “Do they teach domestic science at * your college?” inquired the visitor of the freshman. “Only 'sewing,” replied the fresh man. “Good jdea,” said the visitor. “And what do iyou sew chiefly?” “Wild oats,” replied the freshman. —Harper’s Weekly. Our Dogs. Lady Owner — Poor dear little Pickles! He scarcely eats anything at all. What must I do!” Dog Specialist (sympathetically)— You might change his diet from peacock’s breast to pluver’s eggs!—London Opinion. Where He Drew the Line. Dr. M. Dee —You have a foreign body In your eye. Mr. Mulcahey—A v foreign body, Is It? Well, O1 don’t objict t’ a German, or a Pole, era Frinchman; but if ut’a a Dago thot’s in me oye git him out quick, an’ Oi’ll wallpp him.” Big Show. Silas Hardapple—So yeour boy Zeke graduates this spring? Going to hang out his shingle?” Cyrus Ryetop —Shingle? Gosh, Zeke will feel so proud an* puffed up he’ll hang out a tin root” No False Hopes. Cholly—l see that lobsters are going to be more expensive. Fond Parent—Well, you needn’t think you are going to get any more out of me. A Remarkable Assumption. “Realty you are the only man I ever cared for.” “I suppose you engaged yourself to the others just to keep from hurting their feelings.” Difference of Kindi “The press agent here just now says his star is a dancing sunbeam." Piffle—That’s all moonshine!

SOME QUEER IK | — Unusual Occupations Revealed in { Census Report. Kansas City Man Who Bottles Smoke —Unique Task Performed by Government Employees in Washington—Raise Frogs for Profit. * Washington.—As a part of the task ; of compiling the thirteenth census of the United States, the bureau will publish a report on the various occupations by which men and women in this country earn their daily bread. Though it will be many months before this report will be given to the public, a conservative estimate places the number of classifications of industry at between 7,000 and 8,000. It seems a safe prediction to state that there will be found but one man , In the entire country making a living | from bottling the smoke of burning hickory wood. This man, who lives in Kansas City, contends that his bot- ; tied smoke, let loose in an air tight | compartment in which meat has been placed, will produce the same effect upon the meat as though cured by hickory smoke in the usual manner. Nor would the uninitiated expect, to find profit in raising bullfrogs for their legs. Two New Jersey women, however, are making a good livelihood by so doing and a certain California woman obtains over SIOO an ounce wholesale for the seeds of petunias. In some of the reports of the census i enumerators in the field are found tabulations so unusual that they require • no end of labor in properly classifying them at the bureau. One man frankly asserted that he was a “booze fighter,” and another, who works in a MB Shows Danger In Digging Wells. saloon, styled himeslf as a "destroyer of men.” Such occupations as “pouncer,” in a hat factory; “tobies.” a maker of stogies; “whittler,” in a straw works; “dock walloper,” a longshoreman; “vibrator,” in a clock factory; “tonger,” in connection with oysters; “teaser,” in a glass factory; “scabbier,” in quarrying; “flosser,” In a corset factory, and I “dubber,” in ship building, are all unusual occupations that must be listed. In Washington especially are there a large number of persons who earn their living by performing unusual tasks. The i majority of them are employed by the government. There is a young man in the National museum—Henry Hendley —who is known as the oflicial portraitbust maker of Indian features for a unique portrait gallery of the North American redskins. t I. B. Millner is an expert modeler in , papier mache of things past, present ! and future for the National museum. I Along similar lines is the work of Edwin Howell, a maker of maps. In his workshop he evolves relief maps of certain sections of the country which not only indicate rivers and mountains and towns, but all the minerals, rocks, flowers, trees, and varying soils to be found there. One of the most Interesting of his j maps was made for the marine hospital and public health service. It is intended as a warning against allowing ; people ignorant of geological conditions to dig wells, and as a plea for the artesian well. There are expert tea and coffee tast- , ers in the treasury department who ■ tell the value and grades of these com- | modifies by placing a few grains on the • tongue. And in the department of agriculture there is a squad of young men who eat drugged foods to determine just how poisonous they are. Stuff Rabbits With Quail. Topeka, Kan.—Stuffing cleaned rabbits with quail and shipping them out of the state has enabled many hunters to evade the quail-shooting law In Kansas this season. Prof. L. L. Dyche, state fish and game warden, who has just obtained proof of the violations, said warrants probably would be sworn out for the hunters. Noted Inns to Go. New York. —Two of New York city’s famous hotels —the Hoffman house and the Gilsey house—will close their doors immediately. The Gilsey house will be converted to business purposes. Both hotels In their day have had the names of many men of national prominence, upon their ngteters.

AN ESTABLISHED FACTORY Producing standard goods used by stores, bapks, farmers and practically everybody, is sending its special representative to | open a distributing office for this district i and other unoccupied territory and desires ! a resident distributer with S6OO to $3,000 ■ in cash, carrying stock for immediately i filling orders; we allow SIOO to S2OO month- ! ly compensation, extra commissions, office and other expenses, per contract, ac- • cording to size of district allotted and ! stock carried; permanent arrangements; references required. If you can fill requirements write promptly. “Liberty” ! Manufacturing Association, 230 West Hu- : con St., Chicago. Labrador’s Future. According to statements made the I other day by Dr. Grenfall of Labrador, | the Cinderella of British possessions, has a brilliant future before It. Dr. Grenfall, who has lived 20 years In that snowy country, says that In days to come it will carry a population as easily as Norway does today. It is, he says a better country than i Iceland, and to be greatly preferred to Lapland, Finland, Siberia and Northern Alaska. Close Guess. Schmidt—Ve got a new baby py ; our house yesterday. Schmaltz —Vas Iss; poy or girl? Schmidt—l vond dell you. You het got to gess It. Schmaltz —Iss Id a girl? ' Schmidt—You cho-o-o-st missed IL— Youngstown Telegram. A pin scratch may cause blood poison, a rusty nail cut is very apt to do so. Hamlins Wizard Oil used at once draws out all infection and makes blood poison Impossible. If you move to another flat this ! spring you will have to get used to a new set of noises and neighbors. To enjoy good health, take Garfield Tea; it cures constipation and regulates the liver and kidneys. . A woman’s mind enables her to reach a conclusion without starting. t Mrs. Winslow’s Soothing Syrnp for Children I teething, softens the gums, reduces inflamma- ! tion, allays pain, cures wind colic, 25c a bottle. Most women would be very uninteresting If they couldn’t talk. To keep the blood pure and the skin slear, drink Garfield Tea before retiring. No man becomes a jailbird just for a lark.

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